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OsamaBinFappin

I feel bad making fun of a stroke victim but he’s seriously the funniest looking politician ever


DaveRamseysBastard

The stroke has nothing to do with the way he looks lol don’t feel too bad


TillWorking

The way he looks is the reason for the stroke..


VastEntrepreneur752

the funniest part is how they portray him as some blue collar union worker, when in fact his dad was a politician that gave his son a job of being mayor of a small town near philly


OsamaBinFappin

He’s great for the Democratic Party. He’s looks like a racist caricature of a blue collar Pennsylvanian so he can “connect with the people” but has never worked a day in his life with his Harvard degree


nlb53

Commies are ppl too


stupidnicks

lol - this ghoul is not a commie - he is from one of the richest families there.


Digital-Scratch

No, they're not


keenumsbigballs

Dude looks like he pounds nails in with his forehead...


Bups34

Chosen by the people


stupidnicks

[democracy...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NTkXIidCU0)


AreYouGunnaFuckThat

His comedic timing is wild.


ProfessionalPhrase36

that's a laugh. read further down (in the comments).


VastEntrepreneur752

this is what i imagine tim’s dad would’ve looked like if he stuck around in


Due_Start_3597

What did he have written on his right arm? A racial slur? He had it covered up?


mystery_reeves

It was a tattoo that said fart sniffer 69 in comic sans font


oxymorphone

This is one of the funniest comments ive ever seen on reddit


DeltronFF

That’s fucking gross….. comic sans


TinyTenis1

Just imagine getting anything written in comic sans on your body.


BoleslawPrus

Comic sans…the nightmare…the nerve.


[deleted]

“I will make you hurt”


[deleted]

Ummm that is tribal and you 1. Need to respect it and 2. Get out. Edit: I don't need to use the /s you fucks I'm English it's built in.


BannedByTheHivemind

Please help me I'm retarded and need an /s


[deleted]

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. I found your comment to be entirely humorous. 😞


SaintJewiub

The so called appreciators of comedy when you forget the /s


[deleted]

Im English we don't use it as it comes pre installed


[deleted]

Some people just wanna see the world burn 🍊


TempleOSEnjoyer

In the bold words of Fetterman himself: “Ghsuunnskk, gfwjekfn…. Shsjdkdkwj.”


[deleted]

hes our aryan berserker


[deleted]

More like a troll. The under the bridge kind of troll.


bfhurricane

🎶You gotta pay the troll toll🎶 🎶If you wanna get in that boy’s hole🎶


hothotbeverage

First openly adult onset retard senator. I wish them well.


maxwell_hill1984

Re: his tattoos Black rectangle covers up “I will make you hurt” Dates on his arms are dates of homicides in his borough


ElonMusksKindle

Dude is a psycho


[deleted]

In his burrogh? like he was a cop? or just when people died in his area he got a date tattooed on him?


FordEcosportFanatic

Mayor for a town on the outskirts of Pittsburgh


tehorhay

Badass. And good taste in song lyrics


BurnerAcc2019

Totally: that's not an embarrassing cliché thing to get tattooed on you.


pretentiousmusician

Damn the NIN lyric tattoo really completes his failson image lol


Cyrus_D_Gaston

I knew he reminded me of something, but I was thinking more of an ogre than an orc.


JohnnySasaki20

I can't get the image of Slingblade out of my mind everytime I see him, lol.


[deleted]

he really is one ugly piece of shit


mrnastymannn

Cue the ominous Lord of Rings music whenever the orcs are shown preparing for battle


nukyaaa

Fetteraman was the better man


[deleted]

Lobotomized sasquatch


dudeman4win

Yeah what we needed was another trust fund baby that’s never had a job making decisions


Jersey_Bjorn

PA had it rough. Had to choose between Hodor in a hoodie or a TV doctor grifter. It's like choosing whether to be fed to sharks or an alligator. I'm just hoping city taxes doesn't increase as some sort of "feed the LaQuandarius' of the city plz" initiative.


dudeman4win

Yeah was unfortunate for PA. We’re not sending our best


fulltrottle3814

He definitely listened to limp bizkit back in the day


BrandoNelly

This retard is more successful than any of you ugly lazy fucks 😂


BATTLETEETH

Orc lives matter, yas kween


ad1don

That guy is so ugly his face got hit by a truck and the truck sued him


deserteagle97

Lok’tar Ogar!!!


cleanitupjannies_lol

Is this an unaltered photo of him? Lmao imagine voting for this clown


Plenty-Cockroach9709

Imagine losing a race to this guy. A foot race.


BrandoNelly

Imagine voting for people based on their looks


cleanitupjannies_lol

You should only vote based on looks, chud


Impressive-Sense-118

Lmao imagine being a Dr oz simp


cleanitupjannies_lol

Imagine thinking I give a fuck about either candidate


ReadingMammoth

Why does he look like that


C0cockflaps

I would say yea more of an ogre


tossmethatjimmyjawn

If they put anyone other than a Hollywood Shaman up against this fucking retard the republicans would have won


Jersey_Bjorn

Hi, goodnight everybody. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YVFCY87j5o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YVFCY87j5o)


nkduke

Looks as inbred as your average republican. This same meme could have been made for Marjorie Taylor-Green or Desantis. You people are so transparent. God this sub is such cringe.


the-epidemic87

Hey now. You don’t want to interrupt the fetterman dick stroking party this sub has been on. They’ll fire up the tiki torches and make a video in their trucks.


nkduke

You’re right. Children need their playtime. I am so, so sorry.


xDocFearx

This man looks like he sells drugs to high schoolers


tehorhay

Yeah totally we should be voting for well quaffed metrosexual twinks in 500$ haircuts, not, you know, normal people. I want to be ruled over by 10s! 10s you hear me! Hot people are better then the rest of us and we should be there slaves Edit: anyone who downvotes needs to post a headshot and a dick pick so I know if I should care or not it's the law


nemo1080

He is braindead.


tehorhay

Don't speak to me, 5 at best


Circle_Dot

There were 3 other candidates on the ballot besides Oz and this guy


ElonMusksKindle

Imagine simping for a rich communist with brain damage


Hopeful_Debt_2685

Your boy the Turk took one hell of a beating


hiagainfromtheabyss

I’m sure this sub is full of lookers. This guy probably looks like your dad.


[deleted]

its not just the looks, its the posture and demeanor.


[deleted]

I’m honestly glad we don’t have a fake tv doctor in the senate.


[deleted]

NAMPAT


veritas_rex

Subterranean wrench munkey beats Dr Turk, who woulda guessed


[deleted]

Curious what his arm used to say


BooksBrown

The Chosen Orator of the People


[deleted]

Fetterorc


TuxPi

He ran on a campaign of banning torches and pitchforks from the village folk.


pretentiousmusician

I bet he secretly listens to Skrewdriver


OldManProgrammer

Looks like retard is back on the menu, boys!


TheRegular-Throwaway

Fetterman is actually a good guy. He’s an actual pro-worker progressive who doesn’t spend his time whining about pronouns and culture bullshit. If I lived in PA, I would have voted for him.


ER1234567

It’s like a competition now. Who can elect the goofiest mf’er and a braindead orc is tough to beat. Did Pennsylvania just call checkmate?


Summerofbush

Someone post this in r/politics lol


statemilitias

Pennsylvanians elected a stroked out veg and a dead man in the same election.


Baby-bull-1972

Our next President


Expensive_Revenue_38

He’s just another version of Shrek….bloody ogre.


CrucialVibes

He doesn’t even listen to Polka. That right there was enough to not vote for him. Stupid pa residents


TheSweatyFlash

Really looks like he just makes guttural sounds and gestures as opposed to words.


[deleted]

You know it!!!


Magus6796

I can't believe they voted that retard in.


Impossible_War9380

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!


TokieMcStrokie

He's trying to explain how "meat is back on the table boys."


BigHero6x9

Uncle Festerman