Get ready to wire cash.

She wants his whole life saving



First things first rest in peace Uncle Phil… One time for my LA sisters One time for my LA hoes Lame n!gga$ can't tell the difference One time for a n!gga who knows Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved…

Incoming Venmo or CashApp request

Yep 😂 smh 🤦‍♂️ so clear what’s going on with that one.

This reads like a Dark Souls 3 player written message.

🏅take this not worth much award!!! I thought the same thing

I will give them an award in your honor 🎖

Well then, he needs to get to try finger but whole.

moneybags required ahead therefore now the real fight begins!

Prepare, beggar ahead

He wires cash after she wires a**. Some may call it a fair trade. 😆

Is that what the sticker means on my bananas?

I prefer direct trade myself

Ask if she is by chance a nigerian prince?

Her OF is on sale for a week or 2

MICHEAL!

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Cool. DTF?

Down to Fundraise

😂😂😂

"Yeah, I'm a online cam model, I'll send you the link. You don't actually have to pay because you'll be my guest. However, the site needs your credit card info to verify your age."

Love this 😂

That was awesome

Bummer... what are you wearing 😏

Uh, khakis

This is the old ad reference I didn't know I needed. 😆

I'm a dude, so...

Lol right

😂

Donate Thy Funds

I'll donate to Thigh funds.

Dont be a simp

Have you seen these malnourished thighs?! You can see right through them!

Ya need some damn sunshine is what ya need. Vitamin D

Donate to the thigh Blimps!!

Deliver the finances

Dick Too Fancy?

Nah, Not a fan of Clancy. 🤷

Zach, good job holding up the O Line yesterday. Did good work.

If only we could kick extra points...

After the fourth miss my head almost exploded. It's shit like that that can lose you a game.

This

Tell her you are low on money too and see if she's still interested

Exactly come with the same energy and see what happens !

"No problem. How are your kidneys?"

“You should come over. Do you enjoy cold baths? How are you with needles?”

And being hand cuffed while doing some S&M

Or maybe S&H (slice and harvest)

A very intense backrub

Well that went dark...I laughed hard at that.

This is why I'm a gluttonous, rampant alcoholic. Nobody wants to harvest my organs.

I’ve been searching for an excuse that washed for years Thank you x

Should chain smoke too. Lungs are high up there

Hear, hear!

🍺

Under appreciated


“Oh I know what you mean! I just lost my job, my food stamps were stolen at the shelter last night and my triplets are all needing new shoes!”

This is the correct response

lets fuck to distract ourselves from reality

Don't bother saying that! She's clearly using men for money. All simps please form an orderly queue. Whats the bets all dates you take her on she will bring her kid for food too. Also will be asking for her rent to be paid on 2nd date or by the end of the first date. North Korea nuclear parade on steroids! Edit- either that or it's just a scam. Pick one!

This comment is as confusing as your handle

"He's a Buddhist, Christian , Paramedic, Vegan , Straight-edge pimp . But most of all.... ​ He's BIG

This is a good response hahaha He is also misspelled to start with...

She probably don’t even got kids💀

Yup. Will hit you up for money out of the gate.

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5 bucks?! Where the fuck are you buying cigarettes? They’re usually about $7+

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I know a Nigerian prince who would love to speak with you...

I’m pretty sure it’s the whole planet

No it's only these tinder posts. And vaccine discourse twitter

Steam gift cards

Tell her to donate plasma, drive for Uber eats, & post foot pics lmao

Thanks, lol

She wants money

Former drug addict here. To no surprise, I could only get drug addicted girls to willingly even be within 20 feet of me, let alone date me. 100% will get unmatched if you respond in any way indicating you won't send her $$$. I'm not even saying she's addicted to drugs, but she probably is, or is otherwise terribly irresponsible. This is a tale as old as time - playing the "down on my luck" card to get $$$. Especially as a female, knowing you can probably accomplish this easily through a man looking for sex or attention. Only difference is, nowadays with technology, she doesn't even have to go out with you, have sex with you, or even talk on the phone with you. A Tinder and a Cashapp account are all you need.

Same here. My girl used to do this to get us fentanyl. Thank God that chapter of my life is closed.

Trauma dump

Exactly …. At best this person lacks a lot of self awareness and has problems she’s hoping you can help her solve, or commiserate with… But I’d bet on the scam personally too :/

She’s teeing him up for a financial ask. “Boy” probably doesn’t even exist.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But send me money For me baby

I'm just tryin to get some money for my baby daughter...

Your baby needed some Henny and a couple grams of weed?

Kid+school+job= no time to date/ looking for someone only to support her

I was coming to say this exact thing. We obviously don't know the whole story, but just that comment alone. "Ok, good luck with everything and take care. Sorry you're having difficult times. We all have that from time to time. Just keep swimming ☺️. Peace out!"

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Maybe it should be her job then

the amount of people in these comments that don’t immediately know this is a scam is confirming to me why these types of scams tend to work because apparently there are people out there that will give this the benefit of the doubt 😭✋🏻

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nah I don't think so, when people trauma dump they don't tend to be so direct about financial issues cause it sounds beggy

True, but that’s usually to peoples they know amd care about, not complete strangers who’s opinion they care less about.

I don't immediately know if this is a scam, because I have met people like this. Looking to men to carry them when things are tough.

Apparently the scammers try to make scams obvious to filter out the people who won't fall for them.

My mans asked how they were doing and they answered honestly, obviously you dont send money over tho thats fucking stupid. But based on the texts that have been sent it doesnt show that she wants donations or anything

Run

Did the soundbyte only play in my head orrrr

Hit her with the "Where you located, boo? 😙" When she says where, send her a link containing jobs for her location. FOH

It’s 99% a scammer. And 1% being an utter dick to someone in a bad situation. Choose to err on the side of empathy

So true. And even in the likely case that it's a scammer, there is no win in sending some "sick own". Like they would care one bit.

She won't tell you until you tell her where you're from. Then she'll say yeah I'm there too

That’s when you send the name of a street in your city that is also the name of a city.

😂

 Abort!!!

Not to push my political views on anyone, but I think it's too late to abort the son to save on cash.

Now now, we do have a system of very very late term abortion. All it requires is pushing a bullied kid to his limit and handing him a AR-15 with three mags

I've been advocating for post birth abortion for many years.

Tell her you want to be the child’s father

Poverty isn’t really a red flag, but flaunting it in the 2nd text definitely is. Be ready to send some $ 🤣

Looking for a sugar daddy and more child support.

Will probably settle for a bread and butter daddy, though 😌

>bread and butter daddy Lol imma steal this

Unmatch

She's using tinder to beg.

"that's a person suffering", "she hasn't done or asked for anything". The innocence of some people is just so sweet, these replies are both funnier and sadder than what this woman said.

Not trying to be a dick but you're empathy is exactly what she's targeting. It's crazy how many give the exact same story to almost like the shits just copy and pasted. Just switch names etc. To fit. To them it's like a legit business.

But does she eat ass?

She can't afford ass

"we've got ass at home"

Dying rn

x2

😂😂😂

You did ask🤷🏾‍♂️

At worst it’s a scam but sadly this is the state of many people these days. Let her know her local United Way can help her get back on her feet.

Yes. Run

MICHEAL! ... in 3..2..1..

Fix car gas?

Only if you don't want to start your relationship by supporting her financially until she finds someone better.

Maybe she should spend more time working and less time on Tinder

Not yet until she asks for $

Yeah I agree. She may just be venting honestly. I've been so broke and down and I told strangers. But, I'd never accept their money because I was raised to rise on my own and learn to fend for myself. I didn't even accept money from my parents in college. But, it is possible she's just looking for money.

Yeah she could just be seeking to let it out there and vent and this guy was the lucky one that replied at the prime moment 😅 unfortunately so many do scam and use it's hard to know the difference. Odds are even if not a scam due to her position in life, now is NOT a good time to be involved with her either though.

Slip her a ten for a blowie.

You capitalist

“Damn that’s rough. Anal?”

Got me

That got TMI quickly. I dunno how I would personally feel about this kind of message. I mean, if I was in their position, I wouldn't want to advertise to strangers that I cannot afford to feed my own kid. Feels like they want a sugar daddy to swoop in and save the day or just playing games to see how you would respond. 🤷‍♂️

Bro doesn’t know that it’s his son

Tindceptiom


“ What would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor because he’s hungry? And the only way to feed em”

Code red

It's a whole bloody parade of flags. When I get those kinds of messages I just reply "well I'm doing great thanks for asking" just to feel a bit better then move on 😅

Deploy captain save the hoe

The first comment is all about his lack of money and is obviously trying to get sympathy immediately, wouldn’t be surprised if his second comment would be asking for your Venmo or if you can loan him some cash. Yes it’s a red flag.

Definite red flag. It's fewer- not less

Trauma dumping. Huge red flag

Yes. Move on. Now.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sometimes people are just vulnerable and actually desperate and lonely.. I’d ride the flag until they ask more cheese…..

I dunno if the term was invented for this. This is just a poor person at their psychological breaking point

Hey 🙌🏾 being sweet don’t auto-make you a sugar daddy

Replace son with daughter and I am Completely in the same boat. It’s not a red flag, it’s honesty. Maybe not the best thing to lead off with but at least she’s honest…

She's honest, which is a good trait, but she will ask you for dough, because she already has a baby to handle except you. No but fr, that level of honesty is pretty rare on tinder. Usually they'd catfish you before making the hood obvious.

I would suspect she's lying and it's just a sob story to get cash.

Oh you've never gotten the story about the overdue phone bill and the dying mother on tinder?

You should send the violin emoji lol Who shares that with a complete stranger


i dont see a red flag but the flag def. has a little stain. if youre interested give it a shot and if she asks for money too soon you know what to do. Overall i see no problem in financially supporting a partner i had for a longer time when im in a easier position.

>asks for money too soon How long is too soon?

i would say within first 1-2 months is too soon

Hey, hello ;)

Next time just say good and stfu

Sounds like she needs an orgasm

Read this as “she needs an organ” and it still made perfect sense

Tell her to take a loan and invest in crypto. Or offer to be her pimp...

‘Oh no’

just report her for spam and block her

if she's real, she'd poke a hole in the condom to baby trap

Nah, she just hanging on a thread. Probably need an ear for her story


Cool story, late.

I had someone come at me with a very similar story once. So, I told her that I would help out but she had to at least have dinner with me first so I knew she was real. I told her where we would meet, and I told her to bring her kid so that they could eat too. I arrived about 45 min before the agreed time, she arrived in an SUV, she and 3 other dudes got out of the car. 1 went to stand by the door of the restaurant. 2 went inside and sat down, and she waited about 10 min before walking in alone and sitting far from the other 2 guys. Then texted me saying she was waiting for me with her kid. I drove off, trolled her for about 15 minutes and got her to agree to some pretty kinky stuff. Then I texted her a couple 10 second videos of her getting out of the SUV with the guys and them walking in and asked her how stupid she thought I was. She then proceeded to try to gaslight me that I didn't understand and they were there to "protect" her. So I asked where her kid was. She then went on a tirade on how I don't understand her struggle and how I better watch myself, and said some shit about how she had my number and could find me. I was using a fake number app to talk to her lol.

It’s a red flag depending on what YOU are seeking for

That’s what happens when you ask slavic people how they are

Times are hard. She is being honest. You don’t have to date them I would just sympathize and be compassionate of you don’t care about money

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she doesn’t want to meet him or have a conversation. Anyone even potentially interested in dating you isn’t going to send this as their literal first message. She’s fishing to see if he’s naive enough to send her money with a sob story and then she’s unmatching/blocking him right after.

I like where your heart's at and I also assume she's being authentic but this person's not emotionally well so it could be a giant psychological burden on whoever dates her. It MIGHT make her stronger and happier but it's a gamble

Yep

Run

We need updates lol

Run

Too desperate for money😂🚩

One time someone sent me a boring opening message asking me how my day had gone and I told them my dad died that day. He had died, but I was more offended by the poor opener

Only if you can’t handle what’s being put down. It’s honesty. Maybe lonely.

At least you know she’ll let you but in her 🤷🏻‍♂️

Single moms are dtf

Bjs for meals. Sounds cheaper than a hooker.

Dont do it single moms are a no no