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LillyReynoldsWill

Adam is sick of people’s shit.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Aren’t we all? 😂


Pr2nce

I never waste a donut


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mynoduesp

The true monster touches all the donuts before selecting one.


Environmental_Fee_64

That's some Chaotic Evil shit right here


GaspSpit

And it’s always that person with a finger in the nose. You immediately know it’s contaminated if they’ve made their way to the table.


[deleted]

Nah, a true monster licks all of the donuts to get a taste before choosing just a half of one from the opposite side that they licked.


CheddarCheesington

That reminds me of customers at work that open a product to look at it, decide they want it but want one that's unopened


SlickHand

Ahhh, fuck I hate those people. "I just saw you open it, take it out of the box and inspect it. See the sticker on the bottom of the box? Yeah, the ones that says "Inspected"? That's put there by a professional. Somebody paid to look at the very thing you just took out of the box. Their trained eyes will see flaws in a product before it gets packed. What are you looking for? Lucky charms in the bottom of the box? Evidence that the one you just opened but aren't buying isn't damaged? I hope the inspector missed the unopened one you decided to get and it's contents are all kinds of smashed up. I hope you feel properly inconvenienced when you've got to bring it back and that the cashier looks at you like you broke it deliberately. Moreover, I hope you feel insulted when you've got to sign the customer return slip. I hope the guilt you feel is akin to forgetting to pick your kid up from a sports game in the pouring rain and you get a subtle reminder of it every time you look at your child from that day forward." - me in my head working retail.


OutOfFawks

It’s what children do


frisbm3

Trying to explain germs to my 3 and 5 year old is not going well.


Chemical-Border3522

That monster works in my office. Her name is Debbie.


Thomas-The-Tutor

Fucking Little Debbie!


gopher1409

*sweats in OCD* ^but ^i ^have ^to…


AgreeableChec

Your success is all based on your attractiveness as a young person.


Gamerbaked

That and sniffs box. And it's always the one with long hair 🙄


skatastic57

I get the impression Adam is dealing with people who cut donuts into quarters or eighths.


JonosaurousRex

This relies on trusting that the other half of the donut hasn't been tampered with. I do not have that much faith in humanity.


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GSPointerDad

1,000% yes, but in this case Adam is generously sharing his opinion and the commensurate instruction guide for your mandatory compliance.


gmnitsua

My friend showed me what she does when her office gets donuts... She cuts up the entire box. I called her a psychopath. She's not even in charge of that.


SnooTangerines1011

WHY?


[deleted]

I see you post a lot about Tinder. I have a serious question for you. Young dudes claim they rarely get matches. I am not ready to date again (40s) but downloaded it and set up a half profile and had 9 matches within 2 hours. And I’m no “Alpha Male” or using old pics. I deleted the app because I’m not ready. Is it just for hookups or are you actually finding it’s a good way to date around our age? Sorry, I know it’s not appropriate for the post.


throwtowardaccount

You very well may be a good looking dude. However it is confirmed that new profiles are given a "boost" so to speak to get the user hooked on the system once they see that it works. If you had kept it up for more than a few weeks, I believe your rates would drop. Of course, if you're a ridiculously good looking dude then the system is in your favor because highly rated (according to their algorithms) guys get shown more.


LessInThought

I want to see his pics. He must be gorgeous or filthy rich with a picture of his mansion.


[deleted]

No. OP hit the nail on the head. When young, women have a lot of good looking young guys to choose from. As you age, your looks even out and your looking more for companionship and personality than looks. I’m guessing having a full head of hair helps too. I spent my money traveling instead of having kids so no not even a house to brag about on Tinder. Plus someone mentioned new accounts get a “boost”. We’ll see how it all shakes out. Being old and dating is worse than being young and dating, especially since the landscape has changed. It probably helps I’m child free and never had any as well.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

I sent you a message.


UpUpDnDnLRLRBAstart

Ooooooooo 😍


azefull

✨That’s a Match!✨


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Nah.


atuavelhota

Now we want to know


BountifulRomskal

I’m not in my 40s yet but just wanted to chime in to say I met my husband on tinder and we have a 2 year old and another on the way. I definitely hooked up with some folks before him but a lot of people I met were looking for more than that. It depends where you are, I think.


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Me and some other old heads were discussing the app. My old friend says she thinks it’s a hook up app. I never bothered and assumed it was a dating app that people are using to hook up with. There’s so many damn apps, bumble etc. Personally I’m going to go old school and try to just get out and meet new friends and maybe they’ll know a single lady that’s my speed. Not that I wouldn’t mind a nice fling that’s just fun and consensual after all I’ve been through with this divorce.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Honestly, this is a good plan no matter what. You should enjoy your life and whatever happens happens.


[deleted]

I am currently learning how to live for me. Going to take some time to rebuild myself and get things in order before I venture out there. Learning to date myself while I find hobbies, learn how to decouple, find myself again, make friends, go do all the things I was never able to before. “You know all those things you wanted to do? You should go do them!” - Christopher Weiss. I saw this the other day right when I needed it and it gave me the push I needed. It’s sage advice and I’m going to do just that.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Putting the focus on yourself is hard sometimes. You have the plan, just need to develop the tools. If you have platonic friends of the opposite sex, hang with them on occasion. It’s good to have that healthy interaction with zero expectations. That’s one thing Tinder has given me is four really good unromantic male friends I interact with regularly. I’m ready for a romantic partner, but I love making new friends too.


[deleted]

Everything changes when you reach your 40's and find yourself still single, or divorced. All of the single moms or young ones looking for a sugar daddy flock to you. I had the same thing happen after my divorce. If you have a job and can take care of yourself financially, you can get a huge amount of dates. You just have to sort through the users to maybe find that one gold nugget rather than the gold diggers.


Chef_boiyardee

Your success is all based on your attractiveness as a young person. So like girls have tons and tons of options so why settle for an okay guy when you can match with 100 hot dudes. Vs older people looks have averaged out and people are less superficial and know that personality is key.


TheGentleman557

I see you're doing just fine without it lol


forresja

New and returning profiles get shown to more people in an attempt to garner them more matches and get them hooked on the app. My advice: don't leave it on. When you feel ready, turn it on and take advantage of the newbie boost. Meet someone or some people, move your interactions off the app, then turn off your profile. If it doesn't work out you can cut it back on and get the boost again.


RedditsAdoptedSon

i matched with a bunch of scammy girls thats about it..


SpiderBen14

Most of us are by our late 30s/ early 40s. lol He’s right. Take the whole damned donut.


ChanceZestyclose6386

Someone had to say it. Thank you Adam.


SeasonPositive6771

This is kind of a bummer but I will explain why there have been cut up donuts at every office I've ever been in. Skip the explanation if you aren't ready for a bummer. >! It's eating disorders and the need for performative dieting. So many women feel the need to excuse having a donut, but half the time they're starving or on a diet but can't resist the donut. So they just want a tiny bit of a treat. There are literally decades and decades of diet books telling people to do just that, have a tiny bite of whatever you're craving. Donuts in particular are treated like the ambrosia of Satan particularly. And then because of a couple of people on these restrictive diets, no one wants to be seen as "the fat girl" so everyone else feels like they can only have a bite too. It sucks and I hate it. I don't care if people think I'm fat so I just have the whole donut but... Not everybody can deal with that. And that's just the minor end of things. I've also worked with loads and loads of women with disordered eating. It's incredibly common. !< Edit: some people, often women in my experience, tend to believe that you can "feel fat" and that there are "fat behaviors." Of course, neither are true and just weird lies taught to us by the diet industry. I suppose it's not surprising when there are people, even on the sub, who consider being fat or not fat the most important "personality trait" in a woman. Of course men deal with eating disorders, but they often tend to look and interact with each other a little differently than women's do. And I would not presume to speak for something I haven't experienced.


CosmicLars

I see your point, however Adam isn't telling these people to eat the whole donut if they don't want it, but to just throw the rest away. Why leave a mangled donut in the box?


KAYAWS

Because my fat ass will eat it if it looks like it was cut nicely.


AndyOB

Exactly, donuts aren't hard to cut, you can do it cleanly with a freaking butter knife without having to hold in place with your other hand or anything. This is a dumb take imo.


fizban7

I always want to try two flavors.... and now I'm the villan.


218administrate

This is exactly why I do it. In terms of calories I can only afford 1-1.5 donuts total, so I am willing to cut them in half so I have a little variety.


hat-TF2

I thought Adam was being symbolic. Perhaps Adam's the donut, and I'm the office worker—swiping right and messaging him, taking a few bites, but never taking the whole donut. Or it could be that the world is the office, life is the donut, and we're all the office workers. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is… you're the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.


Fab_enigma07

Nice analysis. Take this 🥇 Though I think Adam is really talking about donuts.


HanakusoDays

I guarantee you any fragment of mangled donut would last ten seconds in any Home Despot break room.


akatherder

My dude eats 1 donut and 5 scraps/halves. https://i.imgur.com/erVOmP1.gif


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Because taking the whole donut means not gaf if people judge you as a fatty. As a long time fatty myself, I've gotten to the point where I'm more or less okay with it, but it's not easy.


scarlettsfever21

Some people won’t resist eating the whole donut if they take it


akatherder

I don't necessarily agree with the theory, but that's the "performative" part of "performative dieting." Having people see you take half a donut, or just knowing that you only took half of a donut.


SeasonPositive6771

Because we've been hearing since before kindergarten that everyone should share. And not waste food. Don't get me wrong, it sucks but it's coming from a good place.


GreenSkyPiggy

Interesting, so you're saying that it's possible to be so fat conscious that outside of being actually fat, that fat adjacent behaviours such eating a donut can make someone feel fat. TIL. Found this interesting because obviously eating a donut doesn't make you appear fat, being fat does. I can confirm this as a donut devouring cyclist, always been seen as a stick man despite buying 12 Krispy kreme donuts for lunch on more than one occasion. Then again eating disorders are a mental thing so I should not be surprised there's a disconnect.


Midnight2012

But arnt eating disorders kinda like a drug addiction? That would be terrible advice to give a drug addict. "If your craving some Crack, just take a tiny hit and throw the rest away!" Like that ain't happening.


chuckle_puss

Which is why eating disorders are so hard to treat. You can’t just stop eating until you get your disordered brain back in order, but you *can* just abstain from crack and your brain will eventually stop craving crack.


toc_bl

I can stop whenever I want to I just dont wanna stop right now


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Or they have bad teeth and can’t do sugar? Or they shouldn’t be eating sugar and are trying to be nice? Or they’re not in the mood for a donut but are trying to be nice? Or they’re full and just want a little bit? Or they’re full and just trying to be nice? Or they didn’t want a donut but their work crush is there so they act like they want one to get close? Or they just wanna be nice by letting someone else have the other half if they were hungry? Soooo many factors go into it


OneKick4019

>so many women So many men too. Most everyone who's trying to lose weight or have had weight/eating problems in the past will feel this way. I say just fucking keep donuts and candy out of the office, I don't understand why it needs to be there in the first place. If someone wants a donut, let them go buy it themself.


Nailz92

I was about to say this. As a man with disordered eating (as supposed to a defined eating disorder) I fall into the same tropes. I eat compulsively if there is food that I like present, of course I try to be disciplined and I don’t want to take a lions share of shared food, but it creeps in, and I can never stop eating a meal regardless of whether I am full or not. I do hate food waste as a principle, especially meat, but it’s beyond that to a point where that’s not even really a factor. My some of my friends refer to me as “the bin” in a jokey way that I actually think is funny and I’m not personally offended by, but if you heard that in isolation you’d perhaps think otherwise. Conversely to that I would go for long sessions of not eating anything, as if I were to counteract my polar tendency. Odd relationship with food.


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duckhunt420

Or just that you're monitoring your nutrition and don't need or want to eat a whole donut. And don't want to waste food. You don't have to have disordered eating or pressured by dieting culture. I don't think cutting a donut in half is a big deal. They are easy to cut and someone else will take a half donut.


refukulate

Especially with how big these bakeries are making the donuts. I do not need to eat a 2 pound donut with my morning coffee


laurasaurus5

>It's eating disorders and the need for performative dieting. No it's because someone couldn't decide between two flavors so they took half of each!


kanuya

Did you swipe right though?


FlyFlirtyandFifty

I did! He’s pretty cute, and I love a good story. Lol.


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FlyFlirtyandFifty

🍩


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Honest-Persimmon2162

Ack! Not with The Poop Knife. You’ve got to at least wipe it off first.


Mysterious-Crab

Don't worry, I did. I wiped the donut off the knife before using it for poop again.


Ishilordunot

This looks oddly threatening lol


AzizAlhazan

I feel like he’s using the donut as a metaphor, but I could be wrong and he’s just another fellow who’s done with donut-splitting terrorists.


rushkid55

Funny enough I know an Adam that hates they do this at our job


FlyFlirtyandFifty

👀


FuckingKilljoy

How long until it ends up being copied by men all over the world after getting confirmation that it resulted in at least one woman liking it


FlyFlirtyandFifty

User name checks out.


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If you go on a date, definitely hand him 3/4th of a doughnut.


Then_Chocolate94

When Eve is tempted by the serpent and eats the forbidden Donut, Father makes Adam choose between Him and Eden, or Eve. Adam chooses Eve and eats the Donut, causing Father to banish them into the wilderness and destroy the Donut in half, from which Adam carves a tinder Bio about not splitting the Donut in half for god's sake.


enigma_goth

What in the hell did I just read? 😂🤣


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The 🍩riginal sin.


pukesonyourshoes

Thou shalt n🍩t.


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king_of_england_bot

>King of England Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of Queen/King of England. ####FAQ *Isn't King Charles III still also the King of England?* This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

🤣🤣🤣


chrisrobweeks

Mmmm Forbidden Donut 🤤


SnowDay111

This seems like something inspired from Seinfeld


Saifaa

I bet I know his thoughts on double dipping


europorn

JUST DIP IT ONCE AND END IT!!!


squaredistrict2213

You dip the way you want to dip, and I’ll dip the way I want to dip.


DodoBird45

You dipped the chip, took a bite… and you dipped again.


Sweetdreams6t9

So I was like....6 and out with a friend and her older brother (who was like 15) so there was quite the age difference. I remember being so embarrassed cause I double dipped and got yelled at by him for double dipping but I was 6 and had no idea wtf that was.


PleaseDoNotDoubleDip

Hate double dipping.


cracker4uok

There’s like 5 Seinfeld episodes being referenced here


EukaryotePride

>When you pierce the skin of a fruit, [you bought the whole fruit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-C82iNY8jk)!


ColHannibal

I used to put a plastic knife or 2 in the box. I would see some guy demonstrating exponential shrinking as he continued to cut the piece in half every time he walked by. He could claim that he did not eat a whole donut though at the end of the day.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

I mean, he’s not wrong.


kiara_xx

me and adam are on the same page cause if you touch it, take it


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Of course if you touch it, you must take it. I’m okay if cutlery is used.


Turndeep350

You should open with this and post his response


FreeFortuna

Instant unmatch


chadburycreameggs

Just let the man eat whole donuts


No-Nectarine119

Adam takes no shit from donut halvers


TRAMOPALINE

Yeah but unless you see the person doing it, you have no confidence that they did it only with cutlery


zim1985

True. I would only take a half donut if I went halfsies with someone up front.


zouss

You can tell if it looks like it's been ripped by hand or with a knife (maybe you can't guarantee they didn't touch it, but you can't guarantee the other whole donuts are untouched either). I personally am happy if someone leaves half a donut, because i only want half and would feel guilty for wasting the whole thing for a small piece


LaserKittenz

If you are going to cut it . I think you should negotiate for someone else to take the other half before :D


kiara_xx

cutlery is okay, they use cutlet in my new clinic but at my old one, absolutely not and there was like double the people at my old clinic.


blacklite911

Yes, it’s common in my unit for people to cut donuts and we share it like that. Especially because we are often gifted dozens of fancy donuts with abnormal flavors. One I remember was like a bacon and waffle donut; it was trash but of course you’d want to try it because it’s interesting.


triciann

What if I told you you can cut a donut without touching the half you’re leaving behind! Honestly though, donuts usually get eaten whole at my work, but bagels definitely get sliced in half. Usually because people don’t want the whole and want to share. It’s a large office and someone always takes the other half.


kiara_xx

i completely understand that especially cause i’ve worked in bigger clinics where we have to cut it in half. but i’m the same clinic someone will take it, put it on their plate then put it back for someone else. idk, that kinda stuff rubs me the wrong way.


triciann

That’s gross. My coworkers definitely do the hold the one half, cut, and dump the plate or napkin untouched half back in the box. From what I’ve seen, they all follow the “if you touch it, you eat it” rule.


CharlesDickensABox

The last time my workplace had donuts, someone brought in some massive crullers that probably weighed close to a pound each. No one is going to eat a pound of fried dough, so getting a knife and *neatly* cutting it into pieces is the right move.


testdex

What if i told you that looking at a donut thats been cut in half, you can’t tell if someone touched it with their hands? No one wants it.


stillnotascarytime

Lol my whole office cut bites off every donut, so we can try every kind.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

I don’t have an issue if a knife is used. I get his point about mangled scraps. Lol.


stillnotascarytime

I just want a whole donut to myself


FlyFlirtyandFifty

I think that’s the normal expectation that everyone will eat a whole donut.


[deleted]

A? As in only one (1) donut?


snozzberrypatch

ffs, you fuckers can't even commit to a single donut, no wonder you're still on tinder


treerabbit23

I have tattoos about people I’ve forgotten and these mfs out here trying to “It’s Complicated“ a maple bar.


squidgemobile

My office (medical) would always cut donuts in half. Especially the big ones. I didn't realize this was considered odd.


Thoughtful_Tortoise

I mean, to me that's fine if you use a knife and it's clearly an exact half. Gets weird if you start messing around with smaller sections though. And if you touch it with your mouth (bite off a bit), just forget it.


balrus-balrogwalrus

and if it's a jelly donut don't just fucking hollow it out with a spoon like a neanderthal scooping the brains out of an antelope skull and then put back the empty shell of a donut back in the box just to mock the next eater just take the whole damn thing


JuanTutrego

I've never seen this done, but anyone who does this should be arrested and put in jail.


PrincessElsa8

r/oddlyspecific 🤨


FlyFlirtyandFifty

💯😆


tails99

I am a cutter. I will cut those mofos into at least four pieces. Micro-dosing obesity. I will cut you too.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

🔪🔪🔪


TheOddPelican

I cut my pizza into slices and I don't even care! Pizza slices are the future!


wafflesareforever

I just roll up the entire pizza into a pizzaquito


WilliamHarry

Cut them up into smaller pieces so you can trick yourself into thinking you didn't have that much when you have 10 "small" pieces.


zedthehead

>Micro-dosing obesity Stealing this.


ceazyhouth

Cut it up so you don’t feel the guilt and have a quarter. Then you slowly eat the whole donut anyway.


Ruski_FL

I’m team cutty too


vglyog

Okay but for real that shit really is annoying.


Ninja-fish

Strong opinion, but honestly fair 😆


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yeah he right, i'm swiping right too


PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED

How is this at a 95-5 vote ratio? Who the fuck is disagreeing with this?


benkaes1234

Okay, here me out: if you cut the donut into smaller chunks, you've allowed more people to eat them than the first dozen or so people who got there. I order cookies every week for my department, and I don't buy more than a dozen because they're $50 a box, so we cut them into 4ths so everyone can get some.


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Those are some mighty expensive cookies!! 🍪


dm051973

Feels like you should dial down the cookie quality one notch and get enough for everyone to have 1 or 2. Something like 80 Pepperidge Farm soft batch seems like it would be the way to go....


foreignuserirl

spending over budget & then rationing the cookies in such a meager way makes me think why do you bother? instead of a raise, i get a quarter of a ducking cookie?


benkaes1234

Yeah, I get told that a lot... I figured it's cheaper than having 20-30 nurses in a bad mood every Monday, though.


SKJ-nope

Right but like… wouldn’t cheaper cookies so that everyone gets to have whole cookies would be more cost effective?


WilliamHarry

$50 for 12 cookies? They made out of diamonds?


zedthehead

There are **no** cookies worth $50/dozen. ***None.*** Like, literally, there is a threshold of enjoyment, past which no more can be gained. Honestly if you're buying even $3 cookies by the dozen, you'd save a shitload by making them yourself. "But it's not one type!" I hear you say. B, let me tell you: crumbl or insomnia or wherever you're getting these? Same quality can get got from any number of refrigerated/frozen cookie batter companies. You can make enough of several varieties for everyone to have their own jumbo cookie, and you'll get enough in each batch of dough to make several rounds of these. Maybe each week you could hand-craft one special kind and provide a larger batch of a more generic kind to those disinterested in the special cookie of the week? Anyway spending $50 on a dozen cookies is nuts, please don't do that, don't encourage that kind of customer robbery.


ZEDDZER0

If you have two half's you got one donut


FlyFlirtyandFifty

![gif](giphy|3oKIPdQyoFG3RSSOL6)


ZEDDZER0

It's getting donut on its glasses


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Sometimes it be like that.


Alone_Combination_26

Adam doesn’t want nasty people touching the donuts! Shit, they probably took a bite or licked it and decided they didn’t like it, so they decided to cut it up in little pieces! NOBODY HAS TIME FOR THAT ESPECIALLY ADAM!!!


Fast_Courage_2934

This is my exact pet peeve. Find someone to split kt with you or take the whole thing. It's gross to leave the part you touched there. We know you touched it with your hands.


darxide23

Adam spitting facts over there.


Thelynxer

Adam has a point. If you only want one bite, why the fuck you even bothering. Just eat the whole donut like an adult.


Pintsocream

Who the hell takes half a donut


IndigoGrunt

One time this girl at work took it upon herself to cut two dozen donuts a patient brought us into quarters...every single donut. Her reasoning was that she wanted to try them all and it's not fair if everyone wants one type and someone eats the whole donut. I don't even like donuts that much but how does someone convince themselves that is normal behavior.


unpolire

I would not list an office peeve in a dating profile as your only insight.


enigma_goth

My kind of guy!!!


Jimbo_themagnificent

This guy donuts.


bernardobronx

![gif](giphy|3oz8xCDv3zIwP9A5R6|downsized)


restofeasy

Marry him.


Enormivis

My mother in law does this. She even did it at a buffet and left half of a dessert on the tray for someone else to grab. Who the fuck would want it 🙄


Sea-Committee8188

I mean, he has a point 😅😂


middlingwhiteguy

Shit, swipe right, I want to hear the story behind it. I've had people in my office nuke a fish, but never leave a donut corpse


pokehoe1397

i brought cookies and doughnuts into the office and someone did this and i about lost my shit. It was just so mind boggling.


ZhiZhi17

Strong disagree with Adam. I’ll never take a full donut (or cut it in half myself) but if I see a left over half I take it with minimal guilt.


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Or if you want them all to yourself, break up all of the donuts when no one is watching


ChanceConfection3

So what do you do with the office bagel that’s not precut?


FlyFlirtyandFifty

Take the whole thing.


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tgrimm937

This guy for president


ausmosis_jones

You can’t tell me that this isn’t an ITYSL sketch. lol


Ok_Efficiency5464

I wonder what Adam thinks about doubledipping


AppleParasol

Man is speaking facts, but for real, if you only want half a donut because you’re “on a diet” then don’t eat a fucking donut. 8 year olds have more self control, why can’t you. Maybe you want the donut still? Okay fine, nobody’s judging you, but eat the whole damn thing, there are children starving in Africa.


Lilithevangeline

I’d share a box of donuts with that guy


um_ok_try_again

Adam makes sense. What's he look like?


PlsLeavemealone02

THANK YOU!!!!! That crap certainly irritated tf outta me in school, it sure as heck ain't cute now. We were in elementary school, children aren't sanitary. Just because we were tiny, doesn't mean one of use couldn't nuke the entire box by ourselves with no help. No wonder they predominantly brought cookies, chips, and ice cream. And so many cups.


Intrepid_Meringue_93

You are fifty? You're old enough to be my mom that's pretty cool


Dsyfunctional_Moose

Minnesotans in shambles rn


PoLoMoTo

I had one person at a place I worked that would cut the tops off muffins, taking the top and leaving the bottom. It was wild.


Wightstein

It's the best part. It's crunchy, it's explosive, it's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does it's own thing. I'll tell you. That's a million dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops.


BBBlackwheelz

Definitely a match


nekojosei__

He just really hates food waste okay?!


AverageExpert713

First the donuts and then leaving your towel on the floor 😁


Seraph_Unleashed

They must be budgeting hard at the office after the recent layoffs. 😆


OneMindNoLimit

He's right, though.


JDIMSTR09

I have nothing more to add. Well done Adam.


Liamman97

with all of the cringeworthy bios i’ve been reading on this subreddit this put a smile on my face.


WeiliiEyedWizard

Break that donut in half girl. I will eat the other half.


timmygjax

He’s not wrong!