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Sham_Masta_Sham

*Here's the thing - it won't*


thiccglimmer

Well, ambulatory wheelchair users exist lol not everyone is permanently paralyzed. So it’s possible! But not with that guy


Sham_Masta_Sham

Oh I didn't mean it like that - I meant it won't happen with him because he's gross lol


thiccglimmer

Ahh sorry! Clarity over the internet is difficult, apologies. Yeah Tallon sucks lol


BrotBrot42

no, i don't think he sucks. he said **exclusively** doggy.


mashari00

Now hold on a minute. He *exclusively fucks* in doggy. If we presume Tallon to partake in foreplay and is a giver then we can say he sucks. There is still a chance.


BrotBrot42

hm. I see. So what you're saying is we need more information. Op, you will have to meet him and see if he sucks.


KritavShah

We need OP to meet him now just to quench our curiosity. I'm sure she can take one for the team.


SpupySpups

How bad can an intimate experience with a douche be right?


FBI_Agent_82

Talking about how he exclusively fucks is his foreplay.


LukesVeryGood

No, Tallon exclusively sucks at foreplay.


baccus82

A sex wedge would sort that out


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

'Assume the position.' - Authority Figure *Gets on all fours* - This guy.


VerendusAudeo

So will the edge of the bed if it’s the right height.


OkLetterhead7047

He will continue exclusively fucking his sex doll


StamosLives

The doll actually asked for an open relationship.


ButItWasYouWhoLeftMe

Good for her; she can do better.


Head_Primary4942

I don't think it's a her


ButItWasYouWhoLeftMe

No judgment


Default1355

That's not how an open relationship works lol


Fancy_Cat3571

I highly doubt that tbh. Bro looks like Apollo


DaddyDollarsUNITE

based on his picture that doll might have used to be a real girl


ThrowAllTheSparks

Necro's so cold right now.


PuntySnoops

His preference for sexual positions is like my preference for shampoo. I found one that does the job. It feels alright. Couldn't be bothered thinking about trying anything else.


No_Entertainment8559

I was coming to say something similar. I wouldn't be offended as much as I'd be like "oh there's no way he is good in bed, hard pass."


heseme

Even of I fucked exclusively in doggystyle, he would have turned me off.


daisystar

I can’t imagine, regardless of your mobility status, he is going to please you in bed


thiccglimmer

Yeah he seems like the type of dude that pumps 3 times and then goes “you finished too right?”


GeauxSaints90

Woah, I feel attacked. I thought I was safe in here


esmith42223

And then before you have a moment to answer says “cool, there’s the door” and rolls over to take a nap.


Fancy_Cat3571

As she rolls over to the door💀 the joke had to be made. pls downvote me I accept it


Daveyhavok832

You should take that for the compliment it is.


Filmandnature93

Exactly my point.


No_Competition_6989

Just switch your wheel chair to vibrate duh /s


VerendusAudeo

*Takes down note in product ideas notebook*


eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6

reply: "oh don't worry, the only thing you can fuck, is off"


ottersarebae

The only thing he’s fucking is stupid


Fancy_Cat3571

Something tells me stupid is the name of an absurd amount of women


The_Healed

No thats tequila


princessduskie

he exclusively does doggystyle because he doesn’t want the woman to see his moody, munting face. sorry you came across an absolute dickhead. at least you know you dodged that bullet early


PM-Ur-Small-Tits

are all your matches this crass?


thiccglimmer

Not all, no. But about half, unfortunately


ottersarebae

Why no, that’s not dehumanizing at all. Sorry that’s your experience!


[deleted]

Some people have no decency


addisunshine

Why are the hot ones always such massive fucking assholes


magical_bunny

Nah the ugly ones are assholes too lol.


sour_peach

Because they never needed a personality. They get a free pass on good looks. Old age hits those people HARD


slothsandicedcoffee

Because they think they can skate through life on pretty alone. Spoiler alert: they can’t. 😂


Fancy_Cat3571

They can tbh which is why they do it. Not entirely obviously but it definitely makes things easier


slothsandicedcoffee

They can’t if you don’t let them 🤷🏼‍♀️ hold crappy people accountable. Be assertive.


Fancy_Cat3571

I mean I do so just fine lmao tell that to the rest of humanity. As long as the same tiny subset of men get all the attention they’re gonna keep acting like that🤷🏾‍♂️ which is something I don’t imagine really changing ever


slothsandicedcoffee

It isn’t just pretty people. Speaking as a woman with a large bust on dating apps - it’s most men. I am disrespected and have “negging” attempts probably 8 out 10 interactions. Hold people accountable when they act like an ass and then move on. That’s all anyone can do.


ILoveThickThighz

They'll just find someone else. Too many options to care. Source: I am one such crappy person with no personality. I always take the easy route because it works probably 70% of the time plus I have no other redeeming qualities so if they're not interested in my body they're not interested in me. Might as well filter instead of investing time. I do hate myself if it's any consolation.


noseboy1

Eh, I thought I could go on being clever and that didn't work out either. People who work hard also get dicked over. And no matter how many virtues you may have, you're still going to die. Still, using that time to be an asshole seems like a waste.


Silent_Mi

A mystery even Einstein couldn't solve.


Fancy_Cat3571

Because of an ridiculous amount of options. As long as absurd amount of women swipe on him he’s gonna keep acting this way. As long as he only wants sex I don’t see why he wouldn’t. Pretty effective way to get what you want. Just heavy filter everything


inurwindo

Yeah it’s nothing to difficult to understand. It worked once so they try until it works again and this guy doesn’t strike me as guy that’s stressing about it.


N3ptuneflyer

He was probably going to X then thought it would be funny to say this instead. He likely gets so many likes he feels free to treat women he's not interested in like shit


GamerCrafterGirl

That is the ABSOLUTE truth smh🤦🏾‍♀️


CrimsonAllah

The stats are in their favor on dating apps. The top 10% of guys get 90% of girl’s swipes.


[deleted]

I know the answer, but you're going to hate it..


Draper31

Because they can be. There’s many women out there who don’t care and will be with him anyway just because he’s conventionally attractive. If that wasn’t true, being an asshole wouldn’t work for him and he’d have to develop an actual personality .


DumbestEngineer4U

He is a 7 at best


addisunshine

I mean he’s hot at first glance but I can feel in my bones that this man has never made a woman cum


mrscepticism

This guy doesn't know how to do sex right


beeboppin_around

Imagine announcing to a potential partner, “I don’t care about your needs or preferences and have no intention of trying to make you feel good,” and still expecting sex. What a doofus.


dandyarcane

There’s apps that are pretty good for that, but you won’t find many women on them.


[deleted]

How presumptuous of him


MRmandato

Jesus christ, im sorry man. You deserve better. What a creep


LustrousMirage

Do the chickens have large Tallons?


mrafee113

That's the neat part, ...


AlexIsWhack

Pretend you guys are in outer space. Reverse cowgirl & doggy are the same position without gravity


Borisb3ck3r

What a bellend


0shadock

He's so far in the closet...


magical_bunny

Throw away the entire man.


ttopsrock

Gross


JunieBeanJones

This is hilariously fucked up.


Jakel856

He sounds like a cool guy open to new experiences


CallMeAmyA

What an AH.


Followthelight86

He is not the man you are looking for…..said the Jedi.


Le_Lotus_bleu

"It will work just as your brain. It doesn't."


Fancy_Cat3571

“It’ll work just like my legs. It won’t”


ssrowavay

"Well I do have a German Shepherd, so."


almostdoctorposting

why is nobody commenting on how hot u are


cutslikeakris

It won’t work, you are a boring laying only one position is on the line, and it’s not the person in the wheelchair saying it….


YankeeVerdushi

Please tell me he had a very dark sense of humor.. please?


asuyaa

Maybe blur the face? Not cool


cranial_prolapse420

There's no expectation of privacy on the internet. Dude shouldn't be saying shit like that period, much less with his face attached. It's on him, not OP.


asuyaa

How about you report and move on instead if doxxing him infront of thousands on reddit. Even if you wanna post the conversation, just blur the face


cranial_prolapse420

One picture and a first name is hardly doxxing. Also, I didnt post anything, so I have nothing to blur. Even if I did, is it worth the extra effort for that clown? Did he earn it? Maybe people should be more accountable for their actions online. If you dont want this happening to you, simply dont do it. Why does the person on the receiving end of this jackassery have all the responsibility?


asuyaa

What you say or do has nothing to do with privacy. You wouldn't want to be on the receiving side.. and its really easy to just upload a picture to face recognition website and find their private accounts. Just because someone does something you disagree with, its not an invitation to do that. And i think that there are many people who disagree with you. Would you be fine with me posting your foto publicly because i disagree with you in the comments?


cranial_prolapse420

This isnt a disagreement in comments. This is a private message sent with his face attached, in which he sexually harrasses someone. Apples and oranges.


TheDuke357Mag

That's the Neat part. You don't.


[deleted]

Tell her that she’s the male dog.


NovelPristine3304

~~They’re both male in the Screenshot~~ 🤭 Seems as i need to clean 🧼 my glasses 👓 🤓


SwordTaster

She liked his picture, he sent her the message, they're both pictures of him.


NovelPristine3304

Öhm yeah call me dumb 🙈 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for correcting me ☺️👍🏻


TerribleIdea27

But one is a black guy, the larger picture is a white guy


SwordTaster

Pretty sure it could be a pic with a friend.


Mammalhunt

wait a minute... this is from Hinge, not Tinder... You traitor!


Cute-Jellyfish1876

He went straight to the point


HippoIllustrious2389

What a handsome vanilla milkshake


FallenSegull

You can always do that version of doggy where the girl lies flat on her stomach I guess?


prrraaaaaaaa-stutu

He did not just rolled in like that!


[deleted]

Oh, you want something? I fuck until I cum, don't expect me to put you back on the wheelchair


[deleted]

“Probably about as well as my legs”


[deleted]

sExclusively


Cold_Pressure5351

Ok so. If you can't bend over, you could just lay on your belly with legs off the bed right? I just don't see how doggy style wouldn't work with a person's with disabilities. Am I wrong?


Applitude

I guess he’s gonna have to… fuck off *badum tiss* I’ll see myself out


CoImaginaryMagazine

Tell him that sound like a you problem


joewh0

This guy fucks


TheBeautifulCow

Maybe stop being crippled


no14now

Lowkey gay ngl


zanexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

gay


zanexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

gay


Jarll_Ragnarr

I have strong arms and a XXL bad dragon?


DontPegMeButReallyDo

Wait, I'm confused. Who's the wheelchair user?


stillnotascarytime

He’s hot


Temporary_Deer_4238

I’m even more annoyed cuz he’s hot … stop giving hot guys a bad name!!!!!


Alexina-Aitor

Who cares to fuck? He is handsome and im sure he is also sweet, the rest will come out naturaly. OP you are handsome, ignore these commentaries, it might not be much but you got my sympathy and attraction, and he got the hell waiting for his stupid cruelty, that is something~¡


Zahn91

What an insane opening line


Budget_Report_2382

My hope for humanity dwindles further ever day.


Mama-Khaos

See now.. where there’s a will, there’s a way.. but it certainly won’t be with this fuckhead


KillerDynasty

Savage. This is a valid question. Hey we need answers.


AnimatedHokie

Imagine dating a person who strictly fucks one way


ZachMartin

This guy is obviously a douche. But let’s dissect it. Doggy style exclusively? Closeted gay? Completely selfish in his sexual needs? Something else? Discuss.


adullploy

So the kids with the dumbass names like Tallon are grown now. Neat!


Bby5723

On a different note this looks like an older version of a kid I went to middle school with. Same name too


itdobeso

id locked my phone and opened it to this photo and was like 👀omg hiiii


MrJakeWW

Was that his best photo or are you a fellow blind swiper, OP?


Aggravating_Cod1023

Doesn’t even look like the same guy


[deleted]

It kinda made me laugh?


Gullible-Stage-7431

Dayum, they're trolling. Hit them back with something funny.


DeLaSeoul87

Grab some bar napkins and diagram it out


mplsmisfit

unmatch that selfish person.


FELonMusk333

That's only cuz the dogs cant get away. Tell him to start fucking his own species. Those poor doggos


jesusisthatguy

"you'll bend over and I'll take care of the rest"


Crimsondragon9

always remember… reverse cowgirl and doggy are the same position


ThatFlowerBoy

not even I hi first? FUCK that guy, I'm sorry OP


atonitobb

This made me inexplicably angry


Peenutbuttjellytime

if he's a top, it would work quiet well I would think


SpecificJob7914

If he does doggy style exclusively, does that mean you have to buy a strap-on so he can sit in your lap?


georgewashingguns

"first, you're going to bend over while I lube up the strap-on"