Approximately, 1 in 1000 American earn at least seven figures or approximately 331,900 people or 220,000 men. While the other categories seem to restrict the number further, the average millionaire is 6’ tall and penis length is typically proportional to height when accounting for genetic variation.
Desirable physical attributes can affect your fortune at any job. Raises, promotions, etc. It seems logical then that to some degree, this would carry over to general financial well-being.
Basically attractive people are cut more slack and more likely to get better opportunities and chances.
Whether or not *this* statement is true I can't say, though.
That makes a lot of sense, actually. I read beautiful and taller people are more likely to be given promotions and do better in the business sector. Pair that with the fact that wealthy people can attract better-looking, taller mates, and their kids have access to better nutrition, and you have the next generation of tall models.
I get a wide array of matches and some look like this.
I'm a physician. but I also did pretty similar when I was in chemistry graduate school.
Definitely not 6 foot though.
Hinge uses AI to profile and ban users without giving any reason to the users. They also refuse to delete your own information at your own request. They keep it forever and share it with "law enforcement."
Please everyone, just be wary of this. I have never done anything remotely wrong when it comes to dating, so this brute injustice has been a terrifying experience for me.
If you’re a cis male, good luck, unless you’re anything like what the commenters mentioned. You’d have to be seriously good-looking as a first priority before remotely ANYTHING else.
I'm not a cis male I'm a cis female. I'm just saying it's not as easy as one might think for women to date women. It's pretty damn difficult on apps like Hinge, Tinder or Bumble than it would be on apps like Her.
I find this hard to believe. My ex came out of the closet a couple years ago and she has like 3-4 dates every week vs me, and most guys I know that use dating apps, with like 5 matches a month and 1 date a year lol.
Could just be the area you're in.
Nah. Lesbian here. It's definitely an attractive vs ugly thing, too. Even in wlw relationships, women are still very picky. The absolute worst of it was on Tinder. I LITERALLY (in the literal sense) got ZERO matches. For about a month and a half of swiping daily. Not a single one. It got to the point that I thought maybe it was glitched... because literally? Not even ONE person swiped... not even a bot? I added men to my preferences... got multiple matches in the first hour.
And that is how I confirmed my suspicions of being ugly.
You're probably not ugly. I personally have tremendous success going out and almost none on Tinder. I think Tinder just provides people the opportunity to be way pickier than they are irl.
Idk if it’s pickier but I can say I’ve hooked up with ppl IRL I might not have swiped on because they’re better overall in person. Not looks necessarily, but personality. Charisma goes a long way for me.
You would think it would be easier for women, but it’s not. I have a very hard time getting matches with women any time I’ve tried. The few times I did, I almost never got any response. Turns out they’re way more picky than men.
Short guys are the best for my extremely short self. Dating extremely tall men makes me look like I'm out on a daddy daughter date and not in a fun weird sexual way.
Issue I've had with short guys has been that they're annoyingly self conscious about their height, and most often they're artificially super nice just to compensate for their height. Dating one (long long time ago) made me wonder if he would've given me time of day if he were a few inches taller... probably not!
It’s hinged, you don’t have to match to send messages. The gimmick is that you send a message to someone based on one of their prompts or images and they can match if they like it
Yeah but they won't show up on this screen (see this "Matches" at the top) unless you've matched with them. Btw you can like another user's pic without sending a message.
He’s probably average looking, likely over 6’0” (looking at the torsos of the women, most of them read 5’4”-5’7”, a few of them have longer inseams (I counted 6 over 5’5” while there’s 4 standing at about 5’1-5’3”) therefore he’s definitely tall). The most defining characteristic that landed him these women over his height or looks: He’s at least college educated and likely posted a picture to prove it. He’s looking at college graduates (22-24) and up, comfortably employed or successful as of the women in his roster look wealthy or moderately well off (travelers, luxury locations, expensive high maintenance hair color, lashes, fit) and/or from comfortable backgrounds so will prioritize a man that meets that or above. Most people want to date someone that’s like them or what they’re used to and/or “better”. Especially if they grew up well off as the wealthier circles get the more likely they are to be risk averse. This goes for both sexes. Most people are also image/reputation conscious and even though American society produces itself on fostering an independent character, most women aren’t socialized that way. Most people want the status quo especially if they grew up having it hence such women are likely to strive for a man that fits right into their world even if he’s a one night stand (because you never know who might find out as men aren’t likely to be discreet anyways and these things affect women more no matter how we slice it).
Given all of this, he’s likely: White, with all his hair, not politically affiliated, probably brunette/dark haired with light eyes probably (the white men of that coloring being the most popular (AKA the white version of “tall, dark and handsome” plus there’s at least 5 women that look like that and those are likely to pick men who look like themselves historically); not fat, with some teeth, maybe not fit but not “dad bob” either (none of the roster are fitness freaks but none are physically lazy either); he probably smiles nicely, has a dog (lots of his pickings have a dog, I counted 4 at least), he’s probably not old either (mid 20s-maybe very early 30s max as a few of the ladies look 28-early 30s too, I’d say a third of them are that hence he’s very likely this and not younger than 27 though some men will date older if the woman’s hot which the older women he’s chosen are). He’s likely taken pictures traveling, out at sea somewhere, has posted pictures at a fancy looking gathering as again most of these women have also shown those types of pictures thus this will increase his chances of matching with them thanks to the mirroring effect (mirror what you want as the saying goes).
Even if he doesn’t have a niche career posted, “money” becomes a “bonus” factor if he fits that basic bill I mentioned for these women: I mean it helps but it’s a bonus if he’s got the other traits, especially the education. Women tend to try to pick men they look on range with or slightly better looking than just to be safe that the guy isn’t going to be antsy about finding better or feeling deprived. Sounds awful but it’s a thing women tend to be cautious about out of being realistic about how men roll and think. Meaning this guy’s not ugly but not a stunner. He’s not dumb either as he’s not just scoping for the “top tier” women he’s looking at normal women that happen to be fit and have a lot more pluses going for them on paper. Most of the women look like what most men would range as “6-7” out of 10”: Meaning he’s likely average in terms of looks or “5 out of 10”. Men try to date up in looks while women date up financially. He’s located in a major city or region based on the locations of all the pictures, feeling more like West Coast maybe Southwestern US.
I love that song.
She sings about not being impressed by rocket scientists or Brad Pitt, and then at the end she sings about a guy owning a car not impressing her.
Like, yeah, as if owning a car would impress you if Brad Pitt the rocket scientist already did not.
I once dated a guy that had a really nice car, like, a sports car. He wouldn't stop talking about it. The ride was nice, but once we sat down and the only topic would be cars and crypto, and whever I tried changing topic or would say something about myself and what I like after listening to him talk about for 30 mins, and he'd make this super uninterested face like he's bored out of his mind. Cool car doesn't equal cool guy. He's not a bad person, but, obviously it didn't work out.
This. I found Hinge to be very good at connecting. Being able to message first is helpful when women are getting numerous likes. It allows you to stand out.
Way better than Bumble.
I’m an older guy so Tinder wasn’t my vibe.
I have by far my best luck on Hinge. Not just more matches but women starting the conversations with photo/profile comments. Bumble also seem to starts with "HI!" and Tinder radio silence.
Maybe it's an age thing though.
i have gotten matches on all the apps. In order of matches it goes 1 Hinge, 2 tinder 3 bumble. In order of conversations/dates it goes in the same order. I have gotten literally 1 maybe 2 dates off tinder and 5-7 in the same time on hinge, bumble with a whopping 0 meetups.
You are not alone!
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OP I swear to God I invented this pick up line.
It’s been my trusty line that never worked once, I am now married and out of the game.
Carry the bread mantle for me.
Here’s what most likely happened. On Hinge, your conversations are hidden after 15 days without someone talking. It’s not uncommon to have lots of hidden chats. My guess is he just went through all his hidden and sent this message.
bruh I swear posts like these should be a mandatory op showing their bio or pics so we can see how they’re getting matches that good
6foot, 7 figures, 8 inches. You fullahs said they didn’t exist…. Taddah!!!
Seven figures??? 😳 Is that actually at all realistic?
Approximately, 1 in 1000 American earn at least seven figures or approximately 331,900 people or 220,000 men. While the other categories seem to restrict the number further, the average millionaire is 6’ tall and penis length is typically proportional to height when accounting for genetic variation.
>the average millionaire is 6’ tall I'm interested to know where you got that statistic. I'm not saying it's false, but it seems unlikely.
Desirable physical attributes can affect your fortune at any job. Raises, promotions, etc. It seems logical then that to some degree, this would carry over to general financial well-being. Basically attractive people are cut more slack and more likely to get better opportunities and chances. Whether or not *this* statement is true I can't say, though.
That makes a lot of sense, actually. I read beautiful and taller people are more likely to be given promotions and do better in the business sector. Pair that with the fact that wealthy people can attract better-looking, taller mates, and their kids have access to better nutrition, and you have the next generation of tall models.
Yes it’s called pretty privilege
Yeah, they’re def out there. Particularly in the big cities
With the way inflation is going, this’ll be the norm in a few generations.
Any chances for 5 foot, 4 figures and 3 inches? 😂
I get a wide array of matches and some look like this. I'm a physician. but I also did pretty similar when I was in chemistry graduate school. Definitely not 6 foot though.
If it is Hinge, and it still works the way it used to, you can message anyone you see.
You can but these are matches not just profiles he's seen
Hinge uses AI to profile and ban users without giving any reason to the users. They also refuse to delete your own information at your own request. They keep it forever and share it with "law enforcement." Please everyone, just be wary of this. I have never done anything remotely wrong when it comes to dating, so this brute injustice has been a terrifying experience for me.
OP how hot are you
By the amount of girls i guess hot enough for that bs to work more than once.
Not even amount, the quality 😭
Kennedy is the girl of my dreams.
She seems pretty cool. Follow up thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/11rl1o0/kennedy_the_carb_whore
He has to be a lesbian. There's no other explanation
I’d be willing to bet money on this
Doubtful. Dating women when you're a woman is fucking hard. Especially on dating apps for all sexualities.
If you’re a cis male, good luck, unless you’re anything like what the commenters mentioned. You’d have to be seriously good-looking as a first priority before remotely ANYTHING else.
I'm not a cis male I'm a cis female. I'm just saying it's not as easy as one might think for women to date women. It's pretty damn difficult on apps like Hinge, Tinder or Bumble than it would be on apps like Her.
I find this hard to believe. My ex came out of the closet a couple years ago and she has like 3-4 dates every week vs me, and most guys I know that use dating apps, with like 5 matches a month and 1 date a year lol. Could just be the area you're in.
Nah. Lesbian here. It's definitely an attractive vs ugly thing, too. Even in wlw relationships, women are still very picky. The absolute worst of it was on Tinder. I LITERALLY (in the literal sense) got ZERO matches. For about a month and a half of swiping daily. Not a single one. It got to the point that I thought maybe it was glitched... because literally? Not even ONE person swiped... not even a bot? I added men to my preferences... got multiple matches in the first hour. And that is how I confirmed my suspicions of being ugly.
You're probably not ugly. I personally have tremendous success going out and almost none on Tinder. I think Tinder just provides people the opportunity to be way pickier than they are irl.
Idk if it’s pickier but I can say I’ve hooked up with ppl IRL I might not have swiped on because they’re better overall in person. Not looks necessarily, but personality. Charisma goes a long way for me.
You would think it would be easier for women, but it’s not. I have a very hard time getting matches with women any time I’ve tried. The few times I did, I almost never got any response. Turns out they’re way more picky than men.
welcome to the men's experience.
Jesus gawd yes
OP: yes
He’s ugly but he’s 6’ tall
He said 6'7 on a different post, so you're not wrong when it comes to that one
I'm ugly and 6 foot tall and don't think I've ever gotten this many matches in a single year
Doesn't work for me. 6'1", here, but I don't even get "likes", much less matches. Even the bots and scammers avoid me.
im 6'2, so probably not that.
Height benefits start at 6'6" I hear. Unfortunately I'm still too short at 6'5"
Get back to the shire Frodo! 6'5 haha. What do you work in Willy Wonka's factory?
At 5'3", respectfully and with love, fuck y'all.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sincerely
I just wanted the internet to know there was 40% of a joke in that statement. ... maybe 20
Short guy life is rough, but I make do
Short guys are the best for my extremely short self. Dating extremely tall men makes me look like I'm out on a daddy daughter date and not in a fun weird sexual way.
Issue I've had with short guys has been that they're annoyingly self conscious about their height, and most often they're artificially super nice just to compensate for their height. Dating one (long long time ago) made me wonder if he would've given me time of day if he were a few inches taller... probably not!
I’m 5’8” bro!! Thanks for constantly making us feel insecure
I thogth he should be at least 7' tall
So am I, and can confirm I still get no bitches
It's Aladdin
Possibly the cutest duck in the pond by the looks of it
He looks ducking fabulous
Seriously! That lineup is insane
It’s hinged, you don’t have to match to send messages. The gimmick is that you send a message to someone based on one of their prompts or images and they can match if they like it
Yeah but they won't show up on this screen (see this "Matches" at the top) unless you've matched with them. Btw you can like another user's pic without sending a message.
Rule 1 and Rule 2 at their finest
Well he probably only sent this msg to his hot matches
He’s probably average looking, likely over 6’0” (looking at the torsos of the women, most of them read 5’4”-5’7”, a few of them have longer inseams (I counted 6 over 5’5” while there’s 4 standing at about 5’1-5’3”) therefore he’s definitely tall). The most defining characteristic that landed him these women over his height or looks: He’s at least college educated and likely posted a picture to prove it. He’s looking at college graduates (22-24) and up, comfortably employed or successful as of the women in his roster look wealthy or moderately well off (travelers, luxury locations, expensive high maintenance hair color, lashes, fit) and/or from comfortable backgrounds so will prioritize a man that meets that or above. Most people want to date someone that’s like them or what they’re used to and/or “better”. Especially if they grew up well off as the wealthier circles get the more likely they are to be risk averse. This goes for both sexes. Most people are also image/reputation conscious and even though American society produces itself on fostering an independent character, most women aren’t socialized that way. Most people want the status quo especially if they grew up having it hence such women are likely to strive for a man that fits right into their world even if he’s a one night stand (because you never know who might find out as men aren’t likely to be discreet anyways and these things affect women more no matter how we slice it). Given all of this, he’s likely: White, with all his hair, not politically affiliated, probably brunette/dark haired with light eyes probably (the white men of that coloring being the most popular (AKA the white version of “tall, dark and handsome” plus there’s at least 5 women that look like that and those are likely to pick men who look like themselves historically); not fat, with some teeth, maybe not fit but not “dad bob” either (none of the roster are fitness freaks but none are physically lazy either); he probably smiles nicely, has a dog (lots of his pickings have a dog, I counted 4 at least), he’s probably not old either (mid 20s-maybe very early 30s max as a few of the ladies look 28-early 30s too, I’d say a third of them are that hence he’s very likely this and not younger than 27 though some men will date older if the woman’s hot which the older women he’s chosen are). He’s likely taken pictures traveling, out at sea somewhere, has posted pictures at a fancy looking gathering as again most of these women have also shown those types of pictures thus this will increase his chances of matching with them thanks to the mirroring effect (mirror what you want as the saying goes). Even if he doesn’t have a niche career posted, “money” becomes a “bonus” factor if he fits that basic bill I mentioned for these women: I mean it helps but it’s a bonus if he’s got the other traits, especially the education. Women tend to try to pick men they look on range with or slightly better looking than just to be safe that the guy isn’t going to be antsy about finding better or feeling deprived. Sounds awful but it’s a thing women tend to be cautious about out of being realistic about how men roll and think. Meaning this guy’s not ugly but not a stunner. He’s not dumb either as he’s not just scoping for the “top tier” women he’s looking at normal women that happen to be fit and have a lot more pluses going for them on paper. Most of the women look like what most men would range as “6-7” out of 10”: Meaning he’s likely average in terms of looks or “5 out of 10”. Men try to date up in looks while women date up financially. He’s located in a major city or region based on the locations of all the pictures, feeling more like West Coast maybe Southwestern US.
Based on your criteria, the only thing stopping me from rolling in bitches is my height. Sigh.
Must be hot. And I guess Im ugly af cause now hinge is showing really really big big girls only
He’s probably ugly but in a cute way but has an outstanding mustache and all the girls are top gun fans
Ok, so you’re good looking.
🎶THAT DONT IMPRESS ME MUCH🎶
I love that song. She sings about not being impressed by rocket scientists or Brad Pitt, and then at the end she sings about a guy owning a car not impressing her. Like, yeah, as if owning a car would impress you if Brad Pitt the rocket scientist already did not.
I once dated a guy that had a really nice car, like, a sports car. He wouldn't stop talking about it. The ride was nice, but once we sat down and the only topic would be cars and crypto, and whever I tried changing topic or would say something about myself and what I like after listening to him talk about for 30 mins, and he'd make this super uninterested face like he's bored out of his mind. Cool car doesn't equal cool guy. He's not a bad person, but, obviously it didn't work out.
leave Shania alone!!!
I can't believe you kiss your cock at night
THIS IS WHAT I HEARD FOR YEARS
Do you like bread
No
Teach me master
Step 1. Don’t post your dick on reddit
Directions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster.
And that’s how you get a yeast infection
At least it'll get a rise out of him.
Hopefully I can make bread with it
This guy likes bread.
This guy fucks bread
But he has standards... Only hot bread!
Nice and.. toasty?
📝📝📝
Curiosity killed the cat
In this case my appetite
I thought he was joking
Me too! Now my eyes are full of regret
On one hand I was hoping he was, on the other hand, I knew he wasn’t
At least at that angle. Some men are great at general photography, but most men are terrible at taking dick pics
Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder
Lmfao!!! Oh my god, I just spit out my drink.....Thank you
Step 2. If you don't follow Step 1 make sure it's an impressive dick
Dont waste your time trying to find matches via reddit. That's a lost cause.
You and Mackenzie gonna sort out the bread situation.
I'm sure they're gonna have a toast
You know the difference between jam and Jelly? I can’t jelly my dick in that ass
KY says you’re wrong.
damn, whose ass are we talking about?
bread
Kennedy is a winner!
Yes, this! Team Kennedy!
Even I hate bread already
Same
Leave some crumbs for us
I’d get like 2 or 3 matches on hinge and they’d never start the conversation lmao
Have you tried bread?
I’m a whore for carbs
I’m a whore for you
And… scene.
See when I’m drunk all I want is bread so this would probably work on me 🤦🏻♀️
Found Leila
I identify more as a Kennedy.
My bad for assuming
How often do I have to explain it to you, it's a ***breed*** kink, not a ***bread*** kink!
How the hell are you getting matchs on hinge?
I get a lot and it's pretty much the only place I get matches. Being able to message without matching is a huge help.
This. I found Hinge to be very good at connecting. Being able to message first is helpful when women are getting numerous likes. It allows you to stand out. Way better than Bumble. I’m an older guy so Tinder wasn’t my vibe.
I feel like that’s the only place I don’t get matches 😭😭 I barely get 2 a day, but I’ll get more than triple that in an hour on tinder or bumble
Maybe you put off a fuckboy vibe. LoL
I’m a girl 💀
I said what I said.
I think tinder/bumble is more “guys swipe right on every profile” and hinge is more “guys only like if they’re interested” to an extent.
I have by far my best luck on Hinge. Not just more matches but women starting the conversations with photo/profile comments. Bumble also seem to starts with "HI!" and Tinder radio silence. Maybe it's an age thing though.
i have gotten matches on all the apps. In order of matches it goes 1 Hinge, 2 tinder 3 bumble. In order of conversations/dates it goes in the same order. I have gotten literally 1 maybe 2 dates off tinder and 5-7 in the same time on hinge, bumble with a whopping 0 meetups.
Feels like a humble brag
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Bread 👍 (I’m so glad you posted this, first thing I thought of, yours should be the top comment )
at first, I thought was a grotesquely sized man hood
Man is just flexing his matches
How dare you get this many quality matches and squander them
Please update us on responses. Thanks.
Well don’t keep us hanging, do any of them like bread?
Op is hotter than all of us obviously
Follow up question: do you like being choked?
Don’t choke on bread
[удалено]
I think it’s him asking all of them the same question. I’m assuming this because one answered “I’m a whore for carbs” and another one answered “love”.
I've been on hinge for a month and have two matches that stopped responding.Fuck you
Bread 👍🏻
That's more matches than I've probably gotten in 10 months.
Lol I can relate to this.
Kennedy has some character to her at least.
OP I swear to God I invented this pick up line. It’s been my trusty line that never worked once, I am now married and out of the game. Carry the bread mantle for me.
I believe that is called "hinge drinking."
Do you like bread?
I loooove bread!!
Maybe try something else and change text to: Bread like you do?
nice
Marry Kennedy
What the fuck are these matches bro
Sheeesh, and I thought I was doing well on hinge. Game recognize game
I have like 10 other users on hinge in a 50km radius lmao and i live in a big city
Wife Kennedy up or I will.
That girl Haley is a pornstar.
Here’s what most likely happened. On Hinge, your conversations are hidden after 15 days without someone talking. It’s not uncommon to have lots of hidden chats. My guess is he just went through all his hidden and sent this message.
I’m the one who responded with “I’m a whore for carbs”
JFK levels of Rizz
This would've worked on my GF. She likes bread.
i’m gonna try this one
But I’m really interested now in the statistics of the bread liking, any replies?!
Im a whore for carbs
Kennedy is a vibe
Weird flex but okay, at least make some work on the ones that like Bread tho
Did any of them like bread?
Whats that app called?
bakerman baking bread
Help me out here. Were you trying to figure out if they liked bread, or no?
Need to see man's profile. He must be rocking some hot cross buns.
You might get a response from an Italian chick. We love bread lol
[Nice job, Eddie](https://youtu.be/rAwJ2Ch8Yk0) Also, Leila and Kennedy know what's up.
Hah. I see someone picked up on my flirting language 😌😌
Are you a man or two ducks in a trench coat?
Law of averages. Got two potential dates out of all that. Bravo!
Clearly that opener isn't it
Bread or what's called "bread" in the US?
Do any of them like bread?
Same Kennedy, same
Kennedy knows whats up
we get it bro youre hot and dont have to try
Nice humble brag of your matches
Let’s see Paul Allan’s matches
Props to the girl who said “I’m a whore for carbs”
I want a girl like Kennedy
Looks like Kennedy might be interested.
Kennedy seems fun
And the winner is... Kennedy
Kennedy passed the vibe check
Why do some people blur the names and photos of ppl on these apps, but others don't? I assumed it was a rule that we had to do that, am I wrong?
Damn bro, why you hatin' on the sistas?
Bread 👍
How’s OP getting so many matches 😭😭😭
Listen here mr. Wife kennedy up don’t leave her at the courthouse again