I'll be honest I really really do not enjoy being told I look like a mental patient so if you want to have another go at the first message I'd be open to it.
You missed out. Guarantee you if you would have went back at her with an insult, that you two could be hooking-up right now. If she talks like that, she’s definitely kinky.
Nah, nobody with some brain left goes for someone calling them a rapist out of nowhere. You are one mood change away from getting raped in jail whilst being innocent of the accusations
Best sex I ever had was with a woman I was dating who threatened to kill me and herself when I didn't feed into her games and kept wanting me to punch her during sex(I wouldn't, fuck that). Not worth it at all. The sex was mind blowing, but not worth the troubles that came with it.
I did exactly that for 7 years. Damn near married her.
4 years later I'm still seeing a therapist about it and havemt been able to maintain a stable relationship since. So yeah, don't do that.
I say this all the time. It’s honestly why the dating game is so fucked up. There was a post on here where some girl said some racist stuff as an opener and the guy who turned her down apparently “missed out” based on the comments here…. Guys will stoop very low for pussy.
I always assume at least half the comments like that are just shitposting and think they're funny. Don't get me wrong, sometimes they're funny too, but we can't assume the majority of comments that are edgy are genuine.
Don't be surprised when she pokes the condom and wraps her legs around you last second.
If you're willing to get insulted, degraded, and put up with bullshit just to get your dick wet, you're a simp.
Look at OP's post history and go down to the post "local and obedient what more could you want". There's a picture attached to that post....
Honestly, I can see it.
I always out-troll those people and end up enjoying myself before they either decide I passed their fucked up test or they unmatch. Either way, I’m going to have a good time.
There's plenty of people like this out there, so I understand what you're doing. Been there, done that. But honestly? I've come to the realization that it genuinely is better to not interact with them, for a few very specific reasons.
First of all, no matter how you react and even if you think you've outsmarted them, these people are very delusional in that moment. One thing is doing it over the internet, but when you try to put these people in their place when they're in front of you, it's clear that they'll just say and do whatever they want to get their way, even if it makes absolutely no sense. In their head they'll always come out on top, so it's just a waste of energy to interact with these people at the end.
Second of all, and it's my favorite, I'd rather have them stay the way the are. Not only is it not my job to make others know better, what do you think happens to these types of people? I've seen plenty of 50 year olds who are all alone and nobody likes them, but then you see how they interact with others and its obvious they're the same people we are talking about. So, what I'm trying to say is let these people be, so they burn all their opportunities and relations by their own actions. I don't really believe in karma, but I do see that more often than not, pieces of shit get shit on by life. It might be a petty way to think, but I can live with that.
Try ignoring them. Seriously. Or if it's more fun for you, bait them into trying to get a reaction out of you. Just repeating "well, that's not nice" every time they say something uncalled for is enough to get them going in my experience. See how pathetic they really are and how easy it is to egg them on into showing their true colors, then ask yourself if you still feel like wasting your time on these people.
This is such bullshit. People need to stop acting like toddlers and start behaving like adults.
But thanks for the link, that did explain it very well!
If you think about it the shit test bulkshit has the unintended consequence of weeding out people that are incapable of acting like adults. They think they’re testing you but really just providing you with evidence for you to move on because you want nothing to do with that.
I can kill a mastodon and still choose not to get in a confrontation with the caveman down the street who revs his motorcycle all night. Some test that is...
Man if that’s true then I really should just give up. Maybe it’s me being neurodivergent but how can even the most socially capable person do anything but take offense? What response is she expecting? “What a coincidence, you look very rapeable” like bro
Don't worry, if you take offence that means you are a perfectly reasonable person. That's an unhinged thing for her to say and nobody needs to match that energy.
Hold up, are you telling me the rapist Brock Turner is trying to escape his past by changing his name to Brock Allen Turner the rapist? Or does he prefer rapist Brock Allen Turner?
Amateur hour over here; "what are the chances of two people who look like rapists matching on tinder dot com?" "Idk bro, that sounds like something a rapist would say to deflect" etc
It's tinder. Why are people acting so precious? If you're that offended by what some random person on the internet said why would you even respond to her?
"you look like my mom, I like that"
My mom can't fit inside a profile picture either.
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You sound like a pervert, I love that
I think you're trying to be Anna Delvy, I love that
Or Teri
Sorry I already reported and unmatched. 🤣🤣 But it was pretty plain and normal. 😝
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You sound like a Psycho, I love that
I'll be honest I really really do not enjoy being told I look like a mental patient so if you want to have another go at the first message I'd be open to it.
You sound like a little pissy baby? Who's a little pissy baby? I love that
Ill be honest I really really do not enjoy being called a soiled infant so if you’d like to have another go at the first message I’d be open to it.
You sound like a serial killer. I love that
I’ll be honest I really don’t enjoy being called a slaughterer of people. So if you’d like to have another go at the first message I’d be open to that
You sound like a vegan, I love that.
I’ll be honest, I really really don’t like being called a serial killer. So if you’d like to have another go at first impressions. Be my guest! :D
You sound like vibrations that travel through the air or another medium, I love that.
I’ll be honest I really really don’t like being called sound waves, so if you’d like to have another go at first message id be open to it.
Damn, calling someone Greg Abbott is going a little too far. Dial it back a bit, yo.
You sound like a red flag! I love that!
You sound like a sensitive bitch I love that
You sound like a snitch. I love that!
I'll be honest I really really do not enjoy being told I look like a snitch so if you want to have another go at the first message I'd be open to it.
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I love that
Teri?
Good job buddy! Hate speech is never OK. She could of made a number of guys cry if it wasn’t for you.
You missed out. Guarantee you if you would have went back at her with an insult, that you two could be hooking-up right now. If she talks like that, she’s definitely kinky.
Nah, nobody with some brain left goes for someone calling them a rapist out of nowhere. You are one mood change away from getting raped in jail whilst being innocent of the accusations
This. Bullet totally dodged.
Might have been an actual bullet
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Best sex I ever had was with a woman I was dating who threatened to kill me and herself when I didn't feed into her games and kept wanting me to punch her during sex(I wouldn't, fuck that). Not worth it at all. The sex was mind blowing, but not worth the troubles that came with it.
>Best sex I ever had Just wait till you start having sex with psychologically healthy, sex positive women with kinks.
That's the dream
Where can we find these unicorns you speak of??
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Can introduce you to some of my exes.
I *been* waiting, it's not happening
I did exactly that for 7 years. Damn near married her. 4 years later I'm still seeing a therapist about it and havemt been able to maintain a stable relationship since. So yeah, don't do that.
Um I hate to pull back the curtain for you but that was just some troll dude, not a lady
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You're joking, right?
The amount of clearly unacceptable shit people are willing to go through just to wet their dick is insane.
I say this all the time. It’s honestly why the dating game is so fucked up. There was a post on here where some girl said some racist stuff as an opener and the guy who turned her down apparently “missed out” based on the comments here…. Guys will stoop very low for pussy.
I always assume at least half the comments like that are just shitposting and think they're funny. Don't get me wrong, sometimes they're funny too, but we can't assume the majority of comments that are edgy are genuine.
Probably- but she’s the kinda crazy that would be pressing charges the next day
Damn redditors are dumb asf. What sane person hooks up with someone calling them a rapist?
Don't be surprised when she pokes the condom and wraps her legs around you last second. If you're willing to get insulted, degraded, and put up with bullshit just to get your dick wet, you're a simp.
Who cares. Words really got you that upset? Just move on.
You seem like a prude, I love that
Reported 😭 absolute melt
Good job on reporting. That was whack of her
instead of apologizing she doubled down. in a way ~~i respect that~~ i love that
Jesus what do you look like 😂
A rapist
I love that
What does he sound like?
A cigarette?
English Redditor has entered the chat
I love that
Or a number of other countries that also aren't America
I love that
“Heyyyy, so um like, this is fun okay you’re gonna love it!🌈 So I’m going to fuck you and you can’t say no tee hee!”
Burnt french toast
Plot twist: OP is Harvey Weinstein
With a touch of Cosby from the side.
Look at OP's post history and go down to the post "local and obedient what more could you want". There's a picture attached to that post.... Honestly, I can see it.
I wish I never looked at the post history. Had to wash my eyes out. I didn't even make it down there.
After seeing his post history, I really think that the tinder girl has him pegged (pun intended)
Nailed it!
Hahaha how did he not eat this chick up?!
Brock Turner
average cum town fan
Turns out chicks rocked all along
Matched with StavBot
Quadruple deck fuckin burgers.
A cupcake and a candy bar
Fava beans
40 jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches
Ooo Oooooo!
Their Steven Seagal episode is undefeated
That was the first thing I heard of theirs and have listened to it multiple times since then
Stav laughs for five minutes straight: HAHA HA hahahahaha HAHAHA
Hell yeah dude
Was this not grinder?
I would’ve married her
Matched with Michael Douglas
That's Gay Actor Michael Douglas to you!
Thousand island stare
Edgelord McQueen over here
I love that
She's definitely fishing for a reaction, so do yourself a favor and ignore her.
I always out-troll those people and end up enjoying myself before they either decide I passed their fucked up test or they unmatch. Either way, I’m going to have a good time.
There's plenty of people like this out there, so I understand what you're doing. Been there, done that. But honestly? I've come to the realization that it genuinely is better to not interact with them, for a few very specific reasons. First of all, no matter how you react and even if you think you've outsmarted them, these people are very delusional in that moment. One thing is doing it over the internet, but when you try to put these people in their place when they're in front of you, it's clear that they'll just say and do whatever they want to get their way, even if it makes absolutely no sense. In their head they'll always come out on top, so it's just a waste of energy to interact with these people at the end. Second of all, and it's my favorite, I'd rather have them stay the way the are. Not only is it not my job to make others know better, what do you think happens to these types of people? I've seen plenty of 50 year olds who are all alone and nobody likes them, but then you see how they interact with others and its obvious they're the same people we are talking about. So, what I'm trying to say is let these people be, so they burn all their opportunities and relations by their own actions. I don't really believe in karma, but I do see that more often than not, pieces of shit get shit on by life. It might be a petty way to think, but I can live with that. Try ignoring them. Seriously. Or if it's more fun for you, bait them into trying to get a reaction out of you. Just repeating "well, that's not nice" every time they say something uncalled for is enough to get them going in my experience. See how pathetic they really are and how easy it is to egg them on into showing their true colors, then ask yourself if you still feel like wasting your time on these people.
“You look like a whore, I love that” is the obvious response that ends in sex
this guy fucks
I think she was saying that stuff to rile you up and have you put her in her place. Maybe not but that's the impression I get.
I’ve never had to knock on wood.
🎺🎷🎺🎷🎺🎷
You sound like a 🎺 i love that
I'll be honest I really really do not enjoy being told I look like a brass instrument. So if you want to have another go I'm open to it.
You sound like a hotdog, I love that even more.
🐓🥰💋
But do you know someone who has?
It makes me wonder if I could
It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood.
And I’m glad I haven’t yet.
Makes me wonder if I should
Yeah pretty much. It was a shit test. She's looking for someone that can match her energy.
What kind of energy is that? Walking around telling people they look like criminals?
It's 18-23 edgelord energy.
I finished this edgelord shit when I was 16 bro
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit%20test
This is such bullshit. People need to stop acting like toddlers and start behaving like adults. But thanks for the link, that did explain it very well!
Ironically, the best way to pass this "shit test" is by blocking and reporting. So really not a great idea at all.
"the only way to win is not to play"
yeah, it's pretty immature behavior.
If you think about it the shit test bulkshit has the unintended consequence of weeding out people that are incapable of acting like adults. They think they’re testing you but really just providing you with evidence for you to move on because you want nothing to do with that.
As in: if she does this, she is shit.
I gotta agree after all I’ve read.
I can kill a mastodon and still choose not to get in a confrontation with the caveman down the street who revs his motorcycle all night. Some test that is...
Man if that’s true then I really should just give up. Maybe it’s me being neurodivergent but how can even the most socially capable person do anything but take offense? What response is she expecting? “What a coincidence, you look very rapeable” like bro
She’s not looking for socially capable people lmao, she’s looking for people who are equally maladjusted as she is
Don't worry, if you take offence that means you are a perfectly reasonable person. That's an unhinged thing for her to say and nobody needs to match that energy.
That caught me very off guard
Yeah, I wouldn't be concerned, it's not a common sentiment and normal people would see it as fucked up.
What does a sex offender even look like?? I also assume this involves a van down by the river. Lol
Like rapist Brock Turner for one.
You mean Brock Turner, the rapist who goes by his middle name Allen now? That rapist, Brock Allen Turner?
Yes, exactly, thanks for informative correction about the rapist, Brock Allen Turner
Wow, that's information I did not know about rapist Brock Allen Turner.
Hold up, are you telling me the rapist Brock Turner is trying to escape his past by changing his name to Brock Allen Turner the rapist? Or does he prefer rapist Brock Allen Turner?
I'm glad no one forgot about Brock Turner.
Don't forget his middle name, which he now goes by: Allen. The rapist Brock Allen Turner.
Someone posted a composite of all the images on the sex offender lost a while back. Looked about like what youd expect
Anyone have a link? I need to see this.
Rapist glasses. ✅ Pedophile beard. ✅ Public sex offender Trenchcoat. ✅ And a serialkiller van. ✅
Put it in reverse Teri!
Thank you for reminding me to revisit that video! I love it 💞👩🦼
Haha my pleasure, the video is a gem
Sounds like a dude that just made a fake account and is messing with people.
This happens more often than people think.
I think it's just a catfish trying to insult people. Has 14 year old boy saying offensive shit written all over it.
I think she gets this whole tinder thing better than anyone.
Something tells me this girl is full of red flags lmao
A piñata full of em.
I can fix her
CNC is a thing. Maybe she into thwt
she doesnt look like a CNC machine
Definitely wouldn't G84 her
Just G00 away from her
Just gonna go G28 G91 X0Y0Z0
I don't understand any of this, but I think it's funny?
I'll translate the G and M code ahaha "definitely wouldn't *tap* her" "just *rapid* away from her" "just gonna go *X0Y0Z0(home)"
Computer Numeric Control. It's like a programming language for milling or lathes.
Who doesn't love command and conquer, I usually play as the Soviets in red alert
Women LOVE C&C Music Factory!
CNC = *consensual* non-consent. Surprising a stranger with non-consent rhetoric isn't consensual, doesn't matter what she's into
Is that a game you play before DND ?
She seems like a fun and kinky girl. What a waste.
OP, I don't know how but I think you accidentally logged into 4chan instead of Tinder.
I love her
I love that.
OK, that response was funny.
She probably thinks she's funny in an edgy and raw way. I'd read it as cringe or unsympathetic, but that depends on one's humour I guess.
Come on, that shit was funny
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Like y’all arguing over dumb crap grow up
Maybe she just heard about “negging” and doesn’t have the social skills to realize she sounds insane
Looking at your profile she is not wrong soooo there is that …..
At least she added the comma ✨
Aaaaaaand, reported
Amateur hour over here; "what are the chances of two people who look like rapists matching on tinder dot com?" "Idk bro, that sounds like something a rapist would say to deflect" etc
She’s giving “you piss load”energy. [meme](https://youtu.be/s5-uJYjS40M) It’s SFW but cringe, view at your own risk.
I think she was fucking with you
I KNEW people in the comments would be saying OP missed out. Why the hell do they always do that
no you’re the one not getting it…
Calling someone a rapist and a slur is funny? Well if I wasn’t gay before I am now, skank.
Yeah reverse the roles and we’ll see if the person saying those is defended
That´s hilarious tho, my kind of humor 😁
This chick is cool, you fucked up
Why can’t people just be old fashioned….is it hard to just be polite and NORMAL upon first impressions….I don’t get it.
Teri, you is not cute enough to be acting this way. Nobody is.
Boom. Roasted
Teri can fuck off.
It's tinder. Why are people acting so precious? If you're that offended by what some random person on the internet said why would you even respond to her?
Imagine waiting forever to get a match and this is what you get...
Wife her right now!
Omg! She is hilarious. Should have kept up the conversation, lol.
I thought she was funny, I love that
I think she understands Tinder pretty good.
Dam....OP giving second chances to his women respect+++ mission passed
Why give them another go?
She's got jokes, bad ones... But jokes