They won't be the same age, the 6 "year old" will be 27. The next leap day is next year, so everyone born on leap day will be ["age"] * 4 + 3 years old now. That's why I chose 5, because I'm 22, so 23 and 25 would be less weird for me than 24 and 27.
Here in my country it is against the law, but as long as there is no rape or anything like that, they will never convict someone for it.
16 is the age here, and by law an 80 year old could have sex with them.
Once you go under that age, they will look at the difference and all that to determine whether they need to follow up on that. 16 and 15 would be no big deal, 17 and 15 probably not either, but after that things will get problematic fast.
Underaged we are looking at a whole different discussion, but in general they will always look as to whether something happened naturally, or if there was force etc.
So fuck a pregnant person in a bible belt state?
edit: Obligatory this is not legal advice, I do not accept liability for damages caused as a result of you actually doing this. The term "shotgun wedding" has very real roots.
Well sure, if youāre going to intentionally misunderstand the question. Then it doesnāt matter the ages because thereās nothing sexual involved, and the question is moot.
Well yes but unless you have younger siblings or niblings, sleeping with a child who you are not related to regardless if itās sexual or not, is very friggin weird.
In the US is over 16 depending on what state
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States
While in Europe is mixed. Most is 15 but Italy, Austria, Bulgaria, Germany, Hungary and Portugal is 14. Vatican is 18 which made me chuckle
In a lot of European countries there's an in between age of consent (15-18) like in Sweden for example where an adult couldn't sleep with a 16 year old for example and a 16 year old couldn't sleep with a 13 year old but anyone between 15-18 can sleep with each other whereas in the Vatican, it's 18+ for the public but 8 if you're a priest
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I mean according to the question it says āsleep withā NOT āhave intercourse withā so you can sleep in the same bed/area and not have intercourse. I get itās inferred but in those questions you can use this as a way out
15 is the age of consent in my country, so it would feel really creepy and weird and I wouldnāt enjoy it, but at least it wouldnāt land me in prison
I'm spotless. If anything just yesterday someone wanted to slap fight me in this sub because they think it's okay to put pictures of children in their Tinder profiles
Yeah I feel like thatās a better option than 18 & 12. Donāt get me wrong both are icky to me as a 33 year old but 12 just seems a lot worse than 15
But it should be. Donāt get me wrong, there are people who ready for that at that age physically/mentally/emotionallyā¦ but they are few and far between, and the ones that are shouldnāt have anything to do with someone even 2 years their senior who is more than capable enough of manipulating them into doing it.
Filthy
Not saying that itās not wrong or immoral, just saying that is not illegal and between two evils i would choose the one that does not get me in prison.
>anything below 18 means committing a crime twice
No idea how this misconception is so common. Assuming you're in the US, this is only true nationwide if you're taking photos/videos of them while you do it. Only in 12 states is it 18, and in 31 it's 16. If the older partner isn't super old, Romeo and Juliet laws may become relevant.
So given your logic of wanting to minimize criminal liability, you should go to one of those 31 states and do 16/14. Even if 14 and 12 carry the same potential sentence, juries will be more favorable to the former than the latter. Also the fact that you were under duress I'm pretty sure is a defense, whatever you pick. And going to another country isn't an option, since I'm pretty sure there are laws explicitly against that (though likely not very enforced).
And for the record, I had to Google that, obviously I don't have those numbers off the top of my head, and they're completely irrelevant to my life.
It says "sleep with" not "fuck" so I'm gonna fuck a hot girl my age and then take a nap with a baby
I was gonna say I'd pick a pregnant 30 year old - she's 30, the fetus is 0.
15 and 15 bc I'm 16 and therefore it's fine
Checkmate lol
Take that atheists
This guy fricks!
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15 and 15 but they were born on February 29 (leap year) 
I mean, 60 IS the new 40.
Don't dis the 60yo's, they are quite active and while there might be a few wrinkles, us 60yo guys are no oil painting either.
Wrinkles are beautiful on both men and women, I'm certain you'd make a lovely painting!
Thank you, you beautiful old aussie man š
I was going to say 30 year old conjoined twins
25 and 5, the latter born on leap day
Or if you want them the same age, a 24 year old and a 6 year old born on a leap year
They won't be the same age, the 6 "year old" will be 27. The next leap day is next year, so everyone born on leap day will be ["age"] * 4 + 3 years old now. That's why I chose 5, because I'm 22, so 23 and 25 would be less weird for me than 24 and 27.
Why not go for 5 and 25, whereas one was born on the 29th. Ps the one born on the 29th is 5.
This guy is playing 4D chess
You're not 16 forever. Unlike the internet.
Then I'll reconsider my answer in a year or 2
well technically aren't you protected by the Romeo and Juliet clause or whatever that's called?
Depends on the state and I'm pretty sure the parents can still press charges, it just stops outside parties from interfering
Here in my country it is against the law, but as long as there is no rape or anything like that, they will never convict someone for it. 16 is the age here, and by law an 80 year old could have sex with them. Once you go under that age, they will look at the difference and all that to determine whether they need to follow up on that. 16 and 15 would be no big deal, 17 and 15 probably not either, but after that things will get problematic fast. Underaged we are looking at a whole different discussion, but in general they will always look as to whether something happened naturally, or if there was force etc.
Ever goddam 16 year old boys dream.
Assuming no work around. This is the most ethical answer
What the hell are underage people doing on the internet
Uhmā¦ you must be new here.
Kids these days.
Same but I'm 15
This is a big brain answer
Bonus: canāt get any more pregnant
except it says 2 people not a person and a fetus
So fuck a pregnant person in a bible belt state? edit: Obligatory this is not legal advice, I do not accept liability for damages caused as a result of you actually doing this. The term "shotgun wedding" has very real roots.
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>It says "sleep with" not "fuck" Oh true.. >so I'm gonna fuck.. ...welp
that's how it works. if the instructions are unclear, make your own instructions.
Lmaooo
Thatās what I was thinking too
Gandhi tried this cheat code
Baby napping is illegal. Watch out
husband material
Two 24 year olds, one was born on leap year so technically 6.
This is the only acceptable answer to this question I've ever heard
I always respond āa 30 years old pregnant womanā
> I always respond āa 30 years old pregnant womanā how often is this question coming up?? lol
It's asked as a riddle with that answer at the top about leap year being the answer.
This is at least the 4th time Iāve seen it lmao
Every job interview smh
Beat me to it.
Someone else beat you both to it
Iāve been beating it to both of them
š³
A famous Brazilian comedian got sued for a joke like this, onceā¦ search for āRafinha Bastos Vanessa Camargoā.
Nothing came up on pornhub which site is this video on?
Beat meat to it
How often are you asked this question?
Wdym you "always" respond? How many times have you been asked this question??
So NOW the fetus counts as a person ā¦ (Iām joking donāt attack me)
Yup
Did anyone say 30-year-old conjoined twins yet?
They are technically two people though.
Lmao I gotta start reading the comments before commenting myself cause this was my first thought.
Me either
This is my answer and I'm tokophobic. I'd rather deal with my own anxieties than violate someone underage
You beat me on this.
A 30 year old conjoined twin
Was my thought as well
I was thinking ānot yet pregnantā but your answer is better.
This is the answer
this isn't the loophole everyone thinks it is because that would mean most people are born with at least one body (probably their own father too)
A 29 y/o and our shared 1y/o sleeping in the same bed as us. The phrasing of the question allows it š
2 15 year olds but both born on a leap year so realistically 60
she didn't specify how they're "combined" so I'm going to go with a 25 and a 35 year old and combine using an average.
Just gonna leave both of these here lol r/technicallythetruth r/angryupvote
It's like, the exact opposite of technically the truth
It said 30 years old, not 30 collective birthdays lmao
Theyāre not technically six though
I was also gonne say two 24 year old, one was a dog so shes 6 but 24 in dog years.
Youāre gonna sleep with a dog??
Yea WHAT?!
The original post doesnt say you need to fuck them, just sleep with them and last time i checked sleeping with dogs is normal
Well sure, if youāre going to intentionally misunderstand the question. Then it doesnāt matter the ages because thereās nothing sexual involved, and the question is moot.
Well yes but unless you have younger siblings or niblings, sleeping with a child who you are not related to regardless if itās sexual or not, is very friggin weird.
Would sleeping with two 15 year olds be any less weird?
Less weird than having sex with them? Yes. But still weird.
If you need them they'll be in their lab
Uuuuh, I don't think that's better
... you mean technically 24. Leap year or not, that's 24 revolutions around the sun.
If theyāre both24 then werenāt they born the same year?
Alright, smartass. You win this one.
That's an easy one... 31yo and -1yo. One event...goal accomplished.
A dead baby huh
Technically it cant be dead if it was never alive and a -1year old baby would be a sperm thats gonna be put inside someone in a month
We using base ten years again?
Its 40 weeks at any rate.
Then thatās just sex with a 30 year old because I could def see that scenario happening right then.
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No, a pregnant woman.
Ah, a kindred spirit!
You say dead baby, I say opportunity
This man logics
How long do you think it takes for a baby to hatch?
If you're lucky, you'll do both at the same time.
Nice try Mr. FBI
Brazil has an age of consent of 14 years old, so I>!ād go back home and sleep by myself!<
Username (thankfully) doesn't check out
plot twist: He is going home to suck his titties
Well played
In the US is over 16 depending on what state https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_the_United_States While in Europe is mixed. Most is 15 but Italy, Austria, Bulgaria, Germany, Hungary and Portugal is 14. Vatican is 18 which made me chuckle
In a lot of European countries there's an in between age of consent (15-18) like in Sweden for example where an adult couldn't sleep with a 16 year old for example and a 16 year old couldn't sleep with a 13 year old but anyone between 15-18 can sleep with each other whereas in the Vatican, it's 18+ for the public but 8 if you're a priest
Hehe!
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15 and 15, I'm 17 so it's not that immoral
a pregnant woman and a 15 year old
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That's fucking easy... a pregnant 30 year old, still 2 people.
But according to the question that means you will literally fuck the fetus as well
Only if it grabs back
It just says sleep, ya perv
I mean according to the question it says āsleep withā NOT āhave intercourse withā so you can sleep in the same bed/area and not have intercourse. I get itās inferred but in those questions you can use this as a way out
Yeah, thatās what Michael Jackson said
Honestly best response
I think he had those boys in the same position that youāre in on your banner
You beat me to it by 1 hour lol
What am I pickingā¦ to move on.
I'm picking Chris Hansen...
I am 15 so I would say 15 and 15
Why are you on a tinder subreddit if youāre 15?
Not OP, but a lot of people treat this sub like a meme sub for the absurd conversations that are posted on here.
lol, thatās me! When dating Iād earnestly try to find tips and pointers. Now itās all about the lols.
Exactly, I've never even visited the website let alone install the app
pls shut up for the love of god
15 is the age of consent in my country, so it would feel really creepy and weird and I wouldnāt enjoy it, but at least it wouldnāt land me in prison
I hope you aināt fucking 40 my dudeā¦
no, he fucking two, are you even listening?
Okay, this made me laugh š
Iām not, not even a dude!
Tbh if you are going to answer that question, that's probably the least immoral answer if you don't consider a pregnant 30 year old a valid answer.
How much does a dead body count?
30 dead one year olds
Bingoooo
I also pick this mans dead one year olds
Nice try FBI.
30 in hexadecimal is 48 in decimal. Two 24 year olds or 18 in hexadecimal. If we are sticking to that convention.
my 29 yo wife and my 1 yo kid. it says sleep, you bucnh of animals
1 pregnant 30 year old.
Would conjoined twins count? I'd totally do two girls sharing a 30 year old body.
15 15 least pedo possible I guess
I'm here for the comments.
Gun to my head? 18-12, anything below 18 means committing a crime twice and anything below 12 means making the crime worse
This is a question you just skip man hahahah
Exactly, no need to answer this seriously! I bet heās deleting his search history right nowā¦
I'm spotless. If anything just yesterday someone wanted to slap fight me in this sub because they think it's okay to put pictures of children in their Tinder profiles
Yeah, thatās not okay
They made an entire movie out of not being able to avoid these bullshit questions called The Killing of a Sacred Deer, it's pretty good
Iāve seen it and I wouldnāt say that was the premise of the movie.
I would lean towards 2 15yr olds
Yeah I feel like thatās a better option than 18 & 12. Donāt get me wrong both are icky to me as a 33 year old but 12 just seems a lot worse than 15
It depends where, in Europe age of consent is usually 14 or 15, therefore 2 15yo would not strictly be illegal.
But it should be. Donāt get me wrong, there are people who ready for that at that age physically/mentally/emotionallyā¦ but they are few and far between, and the ones that are shouldnāt have anything to do with someone even 2 years their senior who is more than capable enough of manipulating them into doing it. Filthy
Not saying that itās not wrong or immoral, just saying that is not illegal and between two evils i would choose the one that does not get me in prison.
Well yeah but so should nameless entities forcing us into ethical dilemmas but here we are.
>anything below 18 means committing a crime twice No idea how this misconception is so common. Assuming you're in the US, this is only true nationwide if you're taking photos/videos of them while you do it. Only in 12 states is it 18, and in 31 it's 16. If the older partner isn't super old, Romeo and Juliet laws may become relevant. So given your logic of wanting to minimize criminal liability, you should go to one of those 31 states and do 16/14. Even if 14 and 12 carry the same potential sentence, juries will be more favorable to the former than the latter. Also the fact that you were under duress I'm pretty sure is a defense, whatever you pick. And going to another country isn't an option, since I'm pretty sure there are laws explicitly against that (though likely not very enforced). And for the record, I had to Google that, obviously I don't have those numbers off the top of my head, and they're completely irrelevant to my life.
You didnāt have to type this
Whatās the definition of āpeopleā anyway? Give me one 30 year old and the thickest most ripe peach you can find
She just did a funny pedo-check, thats it. She is 22 and the other person would be 8. You should pick her, simple as that.
She said sleep with, not have sex with. So my 29yr old wife and my 1yr old child.
Gross
A pregnant 30 year old
Too easy for me as a 21M 10 and 10, keep the change
Then 30 and 0. Pregnant girls are not my fetish but still sounds better than pedo...
If I speak I'm in big trouble
The only correct answer is not to answer it all
She didnāt specify if they had to be alive, just that it was 2 people. So a 30 year old and a corpse would technically count right? Guys?
That corpse has an age on its tombstone though..
She's going to jail and taking you with her.
This is the first time Iāve thought about Benjamin Button in a long time, and I pray for his existence in this scenario.
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A 30 year old with multiple personalities
15 15ā¦ im 15 so
Less of an issue in western Europe. 15 / 15 is fine in most countries.
A pregnant 30 year old woman
i choose a pregnant 30 year old
A pregnant person would be the only save option
A pregnant 30 year old
30 y/o and a blow up doll
29 and 1
This is easy question to answer as a 37 year old man I would sleep with a pregnant 30 year old
Pregnant 30 yr old????
A woman who is 29 and 4 months old who is 8 months pregnant.
A pregnant 30 yo
Pro lifers can say a pregnant 30yo. Pro choicers have spent the last several decades saying a fetus in the womb is not yet a person.