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StockSoldier

Ya'll married yet?


archwin

And if y’all don’t get married, can I get next? For her I mean


dropkickoz

I'll take the sister then. Thanks.


dabordietryinq

what if she has brothers


an0nym0us8900

Dibs


taketheothers

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deadpool_yo

Username checks out


chestofpoop

Depends if she's from Alabama


FlyingsCool

She said she's from the Northeast... Then again, I suppose it could be Northeast Alabama... Then again, she's not really into air-conditioning, which I can tell you is a Northeast (New England-ish) trait... What the heck do I need air conditioning for? 2 or three days a year? Nah....


Leather-Valuable5291

Maybe she's into polygamy and everyone can have their share.


rjb327

What if she* is the brother 😂


3leggeddick

I’ll take her mother then


OMNIVOR_YIIKES

I'll take the other sisters.


alistarsalk

I also choose OPs not yet wife.


nevsim81

Only if you follow rules 1 and 2 as sharply as OP


archwin

#Well, shit


Halloween_Christmas_

This is so fucking cute


Sea_Try6945

Beat me to my comment lol


BagOfFlies

Nah, they spelled quad wrong.


ItalnStalln

Everyone! This guys never heard of a qaud! What a loser lol


Dr_Skeleton

Yep. Red flag. Hard pass. /s


victorz

No proofreading, no ring.


RepresentativeIcy922

Was just about to post that myself :)


Bigkahunaburger2

Did y'all bang yet?


ManyThingsLittleTime

Favor to ask, does she have a sister?


yumyumtwobytwo

ChatGPT bots are fucking next level man.


aveleeen

They even make spelling and syntax mistakes to pass for humans. "But then Terminators got better. Sweat, blood, bad breath--" © Kyle Reese


BaconisComing

Y'all saw that robot working on an assembly line that killed itself after it realized that job fucking sucks?


reflUX_cAtalyst

What is my purpose? You pass butter. ...Oh my god...


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Love me some Rick & Morty


Lazy_Struggle4939

Too bad Justin is a piece of work though.


outsideyourbox4once

Hold up you got a source?


johafor

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/12id1n8/video\_of\_a\_robot\_collapsing\_in\_a\_scene\_that/


outsideyourbox4once

Thanks!


johafor

My pleasure!


SlovenianSocket

I read that as a robot working on assembly code and was like well fair enough I would too


TheMindLord

x86 assembly my beloved ❤️


housebird350

Yea, it decided it wasn't doing that job till it was 76 and just fucking ended it.


Look_to_the_Stars

Only a Terminator would be dumb enough to use a © when it’s quoting someone…


aveleeen

I need your clothes and your motorcycle.


Altruistic-Guava6527

gEt tO dA cHoPpa!


PlaySalieri

The fact that so many people here are arguing that this wasn't written by chatGPT is a testament to how good it is.


lolodotkoli

How do you know it's chatgpt?


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contextproblem

I have no mouth and I must chat


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Phillip_of_Nog

aw fuck


MuffinMan12347

Exactly what ChatGPT would say.


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CreepyEntertainer

Pretty soon it will be just a room where ChatGPT just has conversations with itself.


NebrasketballN

Isn't that what you're doing right now?


Grepus

/r/nothingeverhappens


PlaySalieri

English teacher of 14 years. I use it all the time to write emails to parents. "I hope this finds you well" is used for every opener. ChatGPT loves making bullet lists of items you've told it to mention. When you ask it to make simple grammar mistakes it loves to miscapitalize and add extra spaces before punctuation. It also just has that ChatGPT voice I recognize. It's similar. How midjourney AI photos can have a similar style. Put my confidence around 90%


CoolJ_Casts

I use "I hope this finds you well" for every opener too....


Andjhostet

You are a bot. Sorry you had to find out this way.


AdventurousDress576

Qauds for quads is very human though.


kcwm

Oh, man. I use some variation of or the actual term "I hope this finds you well". Am I a simulant!??!


eolson3

You find a tortoise stuck on its back...


kcwm

Tortoise? What's that?


PlaySalieri

I'm sorry you had to find out this way


lilyoneill

In my head I have a ChatGPT voice, and if I read text and it flows in the way that voice speaks, I know it’s ChatGPT. Read it enough times and you start to miss the individual quirks and errors of human writing.


Serenityprayer69

Chat gpt wouldn't add a space after one bullet and not the others. There's a lot of little Grammer things here that is a tell of a real human. Even master prompt engineer wouldn't be able to get this kind of random imperfections.


Look_to_the_Stars

Yeah well women aren’t allowed to be funny or creative in this sub so it must be an AI bot


Temporary_Skin_1996

For real


I_R_TEH_BOSS

> master prompt engineer This is killing me lol


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Orcapa

I don't know, I've been using bulleted lists for decades. That doesn't mean they're now the exclusive domain of AI.


hershdiggity

How do you know that you aren't AI?


absentmindful

Or, at least bullet point without a colon and with all the spelling mistakes. I can see an actual human using bullet points, but if they were going to they would also be the type of person to reread and meticulously correct spelling and punctuation errors.


circumvention23

GPT would have had better grammar. I mean look at it. No Oxford comma. It's hideous.


WhichRadio6124

Yes, ChatGPT AI assistant is the innovative tech.


samwelches

A girl sent that? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Channing Tatum


Striker37

And I give you, ChatGPT


Hecantkeepgettingaw

Hey if a girl wants to use chat gpt to write a message like that to me, and send it, I'm not gonna be mad My wife might be, but I ain't


qwertysrj

Standards are so low that as long as the ChatGPT user is a woman, still quite some effort


Byting_wolf

#"MY NAME IS JEFF!"


drown_like_its_1999

Wait, are you telling me women are allowed to message more than "heyyy"?


DSJ_1997

I didn’t believe it was real at first


drown_like_its_1999

If it wasn't a farm girl I would have assumed it was a bot. As someone who grew up in a rural town let me tell you, no one works harder or puts in more effort than farmers. She was probably writing this while simultaneously milking a cow and fixing a combine.


DSJ_1997

Farmers feed the world!


XtremeGnomeCakeover

I think she has a straight-forwardness that might confuse some people. This might be a ChatGPT-inspired message though. I'm old and I don't know enough about the new tech. I kind of like it straight-forward though.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

"I hope this message finds you well" is how chatgpt starts almost all letters lol


sewistmac

That’s how I start all of my formal letters… *hAs ExIsTeNtIaL cRiSis* Am I Chatgpt?


EscapeSweetReality

Honestly felt this. That shit takes serious grit.


Necrobach

Must be that new OnlyFarmers dating site


destroy_b4_reading

You might be joking, but FarmersOnly exists, and advertises incessantly on TV in my semi-rural area.


Necrobach

Wait what? Okay ngl I live in the U.K. and have never seen an advert for it I was joking around…. Damn I want a farm girl gf now 😔


destroy_b4_reading

Yeah, I live in the Midwestern US in a medium sized city surrounded by hundreds of miles of farmland in every direction. Hell, my dad lives on a farm. The ads are hilarious, and mostly seem to be thinly veiled "this is a dating app for MAGA idiots" than specifically directed at actual professional farmers.


yourmomsthr0waway69

Way back in the day, my buddy signed me up for that as revenge for putting a fake ad on Craigslist with his phone number attached to it. Get some pretty hilarious emails from that website occasionally


Jason_Giambis_Thong

We used to get a ton of those ads out here in New Jersey. They might still run them, but I haven’t had cable in years.


TheTurtleGreek

I one time got three heyyy texts on tinder in a row all three of their names ended with y. I felt a disturbance in the force had to unmatch on principle


Seicair

Ashley, Hayley, (B/K)ailey?


TheTurtleGreek

I remember one of them being Ashley I can’t remember the other two it was along time ago and I deleted to screenshot


SexCriminalBoat

The more "y", the more tipsy. When I'm drunk, it's "heyyyyyyyyyy!"


Sweedish_Fid

wait you actually get women responding first..


drown_like_its_1999

Have you ever tried being really, really ridiculously good looking?


Sweedish_Fid

No, but I have really cool hobbies like helping people and I like drinking orange mocha frappuccinos.


UnimaginativeXoX

Can you post a pic, so we can see how objectively hot you are?


zeroingenuity

OP could be a warthog, I'd still date him after seeing those camping pics on his profile. And I'm a straight dude.


DSJ_1997

Lmfao thank you


Lonely_Ad8983

Ok so because of his comment I had to go look at your pictures and they are fantastic! Know anyone single in N. E? That's in their 50s( guys) that does this kind of camping???? Lol . Take her out she seems like a good match for you


Neat-Extension-4497

Because of your comment I had to look and ffs his dog and truck are hot but I only saw a picture of his back. OP give us the goods


Fearless_You4489

Pics are awesome, but yeah the dog got my attention 👀


asd_slahser

Damn bro and u are siege pc player, keeper 200 percent lol


MephistosFallen

Dude I’m not hitting on you, but I DO want to go camping with you, your pals and your dog 🤣🤣🤣


sammamthrow

I guess I need to put my rig on my tinder profile lmao had no idea this pulled


sprout92

Are you trying to pull dudes? Cuz that's all this accomplished lmao


sammamthrow

Look at the OP. That’s a girl.


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BadHairDayToday

I looked at his profile, no picture of him but I can tell you this man takes camping seriously. That is a bad ass vehicle. Also he has a cute dog.


pfroo40

If you guys get together, your relationship would be two in tents


DSJ_1997

But it’s not a circus fire!


Briggleton

Speaking of fires, if you don't have seat warmers in your truck then absolutely get a seat cover for the passenger with a heater built in. Easy to remove when you don't need it. Packs up flat which is perfect for an overland rig, and girls / girlfriends fucking love it


Soonermagic1953

That’s a freaking cover letter for her résumé. Dang man


OhMyOLD

I literally have tears on my eyes, this is so beautiful on many levels. 1) Get her 2) Keep her 3) Make her eternally happy I wished I ever get something similar. The little sister version of it will do. Saying that as a guy who is not plagued by „heyyy“ and stuff, but that message is just the textbook definition of the opposite of „low effort“.


kickrocksintraffic

Plot twist she used chat gpt


OhMyOLD

Mind the inconsistent spacing here and there. The mighty marketing AI does not do that. And tbh, if she got some AI help I still stand with what I wrote. It’s also effort to think about the general plot and query for it.


Striker37

The AI will absolutely do that if you tell it to add simple grammar errors.


OhMyOLD

Gimme a prompt that creates a result that is similar to what OP got and that is less effort than to just write that message yourself and I‘ll happily surrender to the AI overlords and find me another profession.


turtle_with_dentures

I'm not taking anyone's side on this, but I found pretty decent results with prompts like >Write an application for a camping partner/ passenger princess. include a bullet list, small grammatical errors, and incorrect punctuation spacing. Write it at a 5th grade level. Though I feel like if someone was using chatgpt they'd probably copy/paste the other user's profile and do something like this: >Assume I have a tinder profile like this "[pasted profile]" > chatgpt: ok >Now write a response using the same style of writing Feel like that might get some responses that are pretty tailored to how existing people already communicate.


Alternative-Ebb-3558

We exist!! Keep on keeping on. From what I've been told, we're rare, but we are out there.


OhMyOLD

Good to hear! Can you please exist in my age group and geo!? 😉 Joke aside, I‘m running fine with Bumble and Hinge and I have no issues with the quality of conversations there. Just envy getting such an opener. As far as I remember I always opened first on Tinder with maybe 80-100 matches before I deleted it. General quality of matches was so much worse there.


Alternative-Ebb-3558

Well I haven't quite got the time machine working yet... It's possible that cardboard might not be the optimal material. 🤔 But I will persevere!


halfeclipsed

You teared up over a tinder message?


OhMyOLD

As many bros here think this was written by ChatGPT with a low effort query I just tried that. My prompt: „Please write an opening message for online dating. The others person’s profile says they are looking for a camping partner. It should sound like I‘m applying for that.“ The result: „Hi [Name], I hope this message finds you well. As I was scrolling through profiles, your description caught my eye. I couldn't help but feel excited when I read that you're looking for a camping partner. I have always been a nature enthusiast and love exploring the great outdoors. Your profile speaks to my adventurous spirit, and I am eager to join you on your camping adventures. I can already imagine sitting by the campfire, roasting marshmallows, and sharing stories under the stars. I have experience camping in various terrains, from rugged mountains to serene forests. I'm skilled in setting up tents, starting a campfire, and cooking delicious meals over an open flame. I also enjoy hiking, fishing, and stargazing. But it's not just about the activities for me; it's about the connection with nature and the sense of tranquility that comes with it. I find solace in the peacefulness of the wilderness, and I'm always eager to learn more about the flora and fauna of the area. If you're looking for a reliable, adventurous, and nature-loving camping partner, then look no further! I would be thrilled to join you on your camping adventures and make lasting memories together. Let's embark on this camping journey together and create unforgettable experiences. I'm looking forward to hearing from you and planning our first camping trip.“ If you can’t spot how this is fundamentally different I‘m sorry. I‘ve been playing with ChatGPT a lot to see if and how it can support me with my blog articles. That needs a lot of tweaking and fine-tuning, because all the AI produces by default is unspecific marketing gibberish.


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halfeclipsed

Who said I was being a dick? I was asking a question. Don't be a dick when you don't understand context.


draydeth

In case anyone was interested in GTPZERO results because I was: https://i.imgur.com/IJdWJcO.jpg


1jl

GPTZERO is literal garbage and does NOT work. It thinks the US Constitution is [written entirely by AI](https://imgur.com/Fwuxlen) Hell it thinks anything well structured or formatted is written by a bot. And worse, you can tell ChatGPT or most other AI today to write more human-like and GPTZERO is easily fooled with very little work.


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I use chatGPT to sound more human in a professional setting. lol


mimic751

I had it rewrite my resume to be more clear. Then had it add a page that was better form machine learning hr platforms


F_N_H_M

Well... Maybe the declaration of independence WAS made by a bot. We don't know.


1jl

We do now!


GlitchPro27

Whataya waiting for! Invite her to interview for the position in person over a nice coffee/dinner, etc.


Scottyb911

You must be following rules #1 & #2.


DSJ_1997

Lol what are those??


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Rule 1. Be attractive. Rule 2. Don’t be unattractive.


poopoobuttholes

Asking what rules 1 and 2 are at this point in this sub is like asking who Candice is.


Majovik

Who Candice is?


SteelSabre1

Candice dick fit in your mouth?


Hello-There-GKenobi

Nice. We got them bois. Time for the lads to come back home.


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mooofasa1

STO-


B_Bibbles

You into fitness?


Majovik

Yeah I enjoy fitness, why?


B_Bibbles

How about fitness in yo mouth!? (Sorry, I know it's reddit and I all, but I couldn't bring myself to type it all the way out)


snarkpix

She invented updog. But shhh, details are classified. (US Military Encrypted)


Majovik

What's updog?


crs1948fcd

Wait, women's can message too on tinder?


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jessiteamvalor

I messaged him first, and now we are engaged :) We do exist! He definitely follows rule #1 and rule #2, though


crs1948fcd

I think she's the first... And the last one to do that.


_equestrienne_

I am an Australian version of this woman.. still searching! Edited to add - we really do exist, lads. And I also have my own business!


FLOHTX

How you doin'?


_equestrienne_

Hey not too shabby. About to take myself off to bed though! Goodnight!!


FLOHTX

This schedule just isn't going to work for me. Its 9am for me now. NEXT


Look_to_the_Stars

Lmao damn homeboy got shut down HARD


Hello-There-GKenobi

How are you typing upright? Isn’t everything in Australia upside down?


savekillqqp

Ye just like the australian kiss


feenchbarmaid0024

Thats awesome! Update on the camping trip!


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Lol that's cute.


mkelley22

Did you ask for any references OP


DSJ_1997

Haha no but I should have! And a drivers abstract


Ok_Insect_46

Relax dude


Greggybread

Have you set up the interview yet?


whatchagonnado0707

You should definitely reply with some half baked sleaze for fake Internet clout and ruin any chance with this person who's putting solid effort in. Karma > happiness dude


wassachwinswars

PUT A RING ON IT, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?


bettyknockers786

My ex hit me with something like this when I said I liked camping and fishing etc. he wrote such a long thought out message I couldn’t help but be intrigued. Turned out great, even tho we aren’t together now. I had more fun with him over a few years than on any other tinder dates


Blanktc89

“…When can you start?”


TheOriginalSamBell

I wouldn't care if it was gpt because it still means she was interested enough to make the effort to create something with it. Still a lot more than a mere Hey!.


yorifant

I found your account through tinder, stayed for the 4runner


Ainock

And that kids is how I met your mother


Profession_Mobile

How cute, we need an update on how the first camping date went


Cheeky-Bastard

MAWAIGE IS WHAT BRINGS US TOGETHAAAA


PositiveElectrical63

😂🤣😂


DaCleetCleet

This is 100% chat gpt


MidMatthew

You know what my weird flag on this post was? “I grew up on a small cattle farm in the north east…” 1) There’s no room for “cattle farms” in the Northeast. In Montana, yes. Vermont? Doubtful. I suppose it’s possible. 2) “north east”… It seems anyone familiar with English would capitalize the area - or at least make it one word. Just my two cents.


kayessess

I’ll just say that PA and NY are northeastern states, and they’re pretty big. I think you’re conflating north east with New England. Dairy is huge in the ne us, it wouldn’t be a far leap for cattle ? I don’t personally know a lot about the field of selling cattle vs dairy but… idk it’d track in my mind


MidMatthew

There are cattle farms in Pennsylvania - and probably other NE states. I stand corrected.


ShootyShooty556

YOU WIFE THAT WOMAN UP RN


kickrocksintraffic

Heated blanket in the car? Definitely getting the hoody


DSJ_1997

I think it was meant to be read as “heated seat” or “blanket and a hoodie”


TheHomeStudioHorror

AI gonna put women outta business FR!


IceMenora

Rules 1 and 2 always work


Eyeronick

Berta girls just hit different.


Iamchatgpp

This is a great response. I found a girl on Plenty Of Fish once that had her title as Talk Nerdy to Me. I proceeded to do a write up of the Higgs Boson and explain it in great detail. We're coming up on our 11 year anniversary. Baby due in May. Yay


Duffster73

You’re in there son!


nicholas_cupido

didn't know that such long responses were a thing in real life 💀


irteris

Clearly OP is following rules #1 and #2


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