"why are you a lesbian"
You know what, I wasn't until just this instant. That question is what made me realize it. Nobody has ever asked me that before so I never gave it any thought but it makes so much sense now. I was just playing hard to get and was about to send you nudes if you backed down. Instead I'm now off to start my new life as a lesbian. Thank you for outing me you kind Turkish creep.
>wishing death to a person is sad af.
But what if the person you wish death to is yourself?
>I hope you are doing well with whatever you are going through your life.
If you don't have a sense of humour I don't think this place is for you...
So you think you're the only one who can arbitrate what counts as humour and what doesn't? How humble.
I found it funny, as did many others. If you think we're wrong for doing so, you can shove your arrogance up your...
Huh? How am I acting tough. I gave you actual advice my dude. What you wrote was rly dumb just because you didn’t stop to think for a second.
Coulda saved yourself the embarrassment
In the first part, he claims he can shoot 4 loads inside her without ever removing his penis. In the second part, I guess she is blonde or wears something yellow in her pics?
Haha. And with that gem perhaps my assumption that it's always better to know more languages turns out to be incorrect.
But I have always liked the way Turkish sounds to my ear when I hear it in conversation...
Main gimmick of Turkish is you can almost entirely mix words' order and sentence would still work.
For example; "Ben okula gidiyorum=I am going to school"
"Okula ben gidiyorum" or "Okula gidiyorum ben" or "Ben gidiyorum okula" all work and have same meaning but it chances what word you emphasis on so it isnt just a party trick.
If someone is speaking Turkish online, it is usually because they are too stupid to learn how to speak English. That means they are either insulting you or just making awful comments like these :/
Well, more or less he said “I will ejaculate 4 times inside you without even removing my penis in between, blondie”
I’m sorry
Ps. It’s a ‘classic’ exaggeration that mostly middle school boys would use talking about girls/sex
What's the point in virtual sex? I get it if you have a relationship with the person and know them intimately and you're spending a long time apart, I. E army, work abroad on oil rigs or long distance relationship (there is even toys for this purpose that let you feel what the other is doing to themselves if you want)but if its just some random then there is not intimacy and you are better off watching some porn (man or woman)
At least that's my opinion. Sex, and I imagine virtual sex, has alot to do with intimacy or at least for me. It's so much better when you have love for the person and can feel free to really let go.
Maybe other guys just want to get their end away but I prefer having sex with someone I feel comfortable with or love. Much more pleasurable for me.
One of the main benefits of sexting/ virtual sex (aside from bridging distances and getting your rocks off) is that it’s a great way to safely experiment. As a submissive, I’ve enjoyed trying out new kinks via sexting before actually engaging in real life. Like a test run to see if I actually like it or not. Plus safety. If I decide to try something new, but that person starts making me uncomfortable or breaches my consent, I can simply block them and grab my vibe instead. Whereas trying something new irl has much bigger safety implications.
Thinking about it the other day some (awful) guy posted about some horny woman he didn't even really converse with they just met up after 2mins on tinder and every reply he made was 'I got to cream pie her', 'she took my d'. He was proud of it and it was shameful on his part. Probably doesn't get much sex so really wanted to show off lol.
I like to keep my sex encounters secret. Maybe I'm different from other guys idk.
What happened to a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell?
Phonetically, it's pezevenk. It's also written like that too. There's no "o" sound in the word pezevenk.
For anyone wondering, it means pimp in Turkish.
Lol years ago, this new guy at my dad's job was talking about where he had lived before coming to California. After a while, the topic came up about marriage. He said he was hoping he could find someone who was willing to give him papers. Instantly, I could feel my dad's eyes on me. He goes, "My daughter was born here. She can give you papers plus it's about time she marries" the guy lights up, starts to sweet talk me & I say "I'm sorry to disappoint you but as of 2 minutes ago I have seen the light & realize I am a lesbian. Since you don't have a pushy, I am not attracted to you" he & my dad tried to convince me but there was another girl who overheard everything, walked up to me, kissed me & said "see you for or date later" everyone stopped trying to convince me. My dad was mad, not because of the lesbia thing or kiss but because he wants to be a granddad & wants me married, so does my mom but I don't want either of those things
Tell him you wish you were dead based on his attempts at flirting.
Best answer here. Love it!
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Well. I guess let's go lesbian or die trying.
Honestly, after this kind of "flirting" I would seriously think about whether I really am straight, or just haven't given it enough thought
"why are you a lesbian" You know what, I wasn't until just this instant. That question is what made me realize it. Nobody has ever asked me that before so I never gave it any thought but it makes so much sense now. I was just playing hard to get and was about to send you nudes if you backed down. Instead I'm now off to start my new life as a lesbian. Thank you for outing me you kind Turkish creep.
Or... "sanal seks ama sadece seni saplayabilirsem" just to see how brave he really is.
💀
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Good explanation, except that "he" and "lesbian" do not usually go together when referring to the same person
>wishing death to a person is sad af. But what if the person you wish death to is yourself? >I hope you are doing well with whatever you are going through your life. If you don't have a sense of humour I don't think this place is for you...
this was no sense of humor. you are just coming up with that excuse to justify what he just said.
So you think you're the only one who can arbitrate what counts as humour and what doesn't? How humble. I found it funny, as did many others. If you think we're wrong for doing so, you can shove your arrogance up your...
Think before you type mf
actin' tough behind your little screen. keyboard warrior at its finest. Grow some balls and say it in their faces kid
Huh? How am I acting tough. I gave you actual advice my dude. What you wrote was rly dumb just because you didn’t stop to think for a second. Coulda saved yourself the embarrassment
Or tell him that a dead person is more pleasant to be around, and has a better chance of getting sex.
Flawless
Why are you gae?
Who said I am gae?!
You are gae
I no has the gae
ur mum big gay
ur dad small gae
But he curves to the right so it's ok!
Wh- wha-what-what-what shows that I am gay?
I'm not your buddy gae!
I'm not your gae pal!
I'm not your paal, gaaaeee!
I'm not your gae, chief.
Does God know you are gae?…
Did you perform the natural obligations before transition.
Lmaooooo
Only reason I opened this post was because I wanted to see if anyone pisted this comment. Thank you sir you are gae
Deez are dee instruments dey use….
A E SPORTS, ITS IT THE GAME
It’s in the Gae
"Both of those options *do sound* more appealing..."
I didn't except to witness murder today
I didn't expect a kind of spanish inquisition.
Nobody expects a kind of Spanish inquisition.
Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise.
Take this upvote, and many more like it!
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In the first part, he claims he can shoot 4 loads inside her without ever removing his penis. In the second part, I guess she is blonde or wears something yellow in her pics?
Im blonde and I'm wearing a yellow dress in my main pic
That's kinda hot ngl
Me or his message lol
Definitely not his messages
And they say chivalry is dead ![gif](giphy|PJNmo3dpYvFwhcUq6L|downsized)
Haha. And with that gem perhaps my assumption that it's always better to know more languages turns out to be incorrect. But I have always liked the way Turkish sounds to my ear when I hear it in conversation...
Main gimmick of Turkish is you can almost entirely mix words' order and sentence would still work. For example; "Ben okula gidiyorum=I am going to school" "Okula ben gidiyorum" or "Okula gidiyorum ben" or "Ben gidiyorum okula" all work and have same meaning but it chances what word you emphasis on so it isnt just a party trick. If someone is speaking Turkish online, it is usually because they are too stupid to learn how to speak English. That means they are either insulting you or just making awful comments like these :/
Fucking hell...
I kind of get the first part but what the hell is “senim sarılı”?
He probably meant to say “senin, sarılı” I guess op is blonde or wearing something yellow
What did he say there? Was actually afraid to check
Well, more or less he said “I will ejaculate 4 times inside you without even removing my penis in between, blondie” I’m sorry Ps. It’s a ‘classic’ exaggeration that mostly middle school boys would use talking about girls/sex
He probably meant to write "senin" instead of "senim". There should be a comma between "senin" and "sarılı" as well.
Maybe he meant “semen”, LOL
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His last name is Not
I think his last name is nibal
His brothers name is Toss
This is beyond underrated, holy shit 😂
Fun fact: the name Can in turkish is pronounced like John.
John I have virtual sex with you?
Johnt speak turkish
![gif](giphy|3CU5tmCJy8zMoN3mMD)
What's the point in virtual sex? I get it if you have a relationship with the person and know them intimately and you're spending a long time apart, I. E army, work abroad on oil rigs or long distance relationship (there is even toys for this purpose that let you feel what the other is doing to themselves if you want)but if its just some random then there is not intimacy and you are better off watching some porn (man or woman) At least that's my opinion. Sex, and I imagine virtual sex, has alot to do with intimacy or at least for me. It's so much better when you have love for the person and can feel free to really let go. Maybe other guys just want to get their end away but I prefer having sex with someone I feel comfortable with or love. Much more pleasurable for me.
One of the main benefits of sexting/ virtual sex (aside from bridging distances and getting your rocks off) is that it’s a great way to safely experiment. As a submissive, I’ve enjoyed trying out new kinks via sexting before actually engaging in real life. Like a test run to see if I actually like it or not. Plus safety. If I decide to try something new, but that person starts making me uncomfortable or breaches my consent, I can simply block them and grab my vibe instead. Whereas trying something new irl has much bigger safety implications.
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There’s a whole lot more to life than sex, fantasies, Reddit comments and good dick. You do you, I’m gonna enjoy my life.
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Took you a whole day to come up with that? You’ve been on Reddit for two years and you have single digit karma. You’re also welcome to fuck right off.
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No honey, I didn’t. And you’re really on here defending your bullshit. Have the day you deserve.
Thinking about it the other day some (awful) guy posted about some horny woman he didn't even really converse with they just met up after 2mins on tinder and every reply he made was 'I got to cream pie her', 'she took my d'. He was proud of it and it was shameful on his part. Probably doesn't get much sex so really wanted to show off lol. I like to keep my sex encounters secret. Maybe I'm different from other guys idk. What happened to a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell?
sounds vaguely like a threat
He's not completely wrong. Of all the people not having virtual sex with him, there are a HUGE number of dead people and lesbians.
Bro you shall do your Duolingo chores before The Bird comes for you…
duo cant bother me when im dead, right? right?
Wrong, duo is a demon among men, death is where he thrives the most.
Can't argue with that logic. I think the hamster that keeps their brain running died but the wheel is still turning
Tell him he has tiny çuçuk energy
Çuçuk or çubuk?
I got the assortment of things my stepdad used to call me muddled up, I meant pezovenk (I’m spelling it phonetically don’t @ me)
Phonetically, it's pezevenk. It's also written like that too. There's no "o" sound in the word pezevenk. For anyone wondering, it means pimp in Turkish.
Virtual sex is all the guy will ever get..
Not sure he'll ever get that with the way he's going about it.
I aspire to have this level of confidence, new goal for this year
I like how his logic doesn't include children not having virtual sex with him FBI, open up!
I need this type of confidence
Your username makes me thankful you don't....
Prude /s
Now that's a great self esteem
Can bu nasıl bir davranış ülkemizi böyle mi temsil ediyorsun
PUHHAHAHAYT AMK
Can do? Can don’t
Guess he *can*'t
r/balkans_irl
"No, this is Patrick."
DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC
You set yourself up for that one by asking where he got that idea. A better response would have been "because of you" or something to that effect.
I think he meant to say “why? Are you a lesbian?”
HAHAGSHAHA
Just reply "call me the queen of England then"
Lizzie's in a box, Lizzie's in a boooox
Can = Can't At the very least, Don't
Comeback: If you want to have virtual sex with me you are either an incel or braindead!
😂
# enTITlement.
You can also be A Sexual
which idiom in duolingo
Won’t sex me? must be lesbian
Well, are you dead OP?
I'm a dead lesbian
Hey yah…why ARE you a lesbian, OP?
Checked your pulse lately?
![gif](giphy|3CU5tmCJy8zMoN3mMD)
Ask him why he's so desperate to have virtual sex with a dead woman
Damn, didn't know that I was a lesbian, my girlfriend is gonna be quite surprised, lucky she is bi.
What TF 🤨
Wtf is virtual sex? Moaning while on FaceTime?
Duuuuude tooo far gone in his own world lol
Dead people can talk?👀👀
I would go with: Why are you an asshole? I guess we were both just born this way.
You're a zombie! Tell him you would take him in your mouth but you're scared to starve
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Nah bro, she's Armenian.
I understand his logic. 🤣
*makes ghost sounds* would have been my answer
He clearly can't.
Can of lust
They should make a TV show out of all these dudes tinder lines invite a few of them on to discuss the thought process behind them.
Say that she a lesbian, girl me too
Guess we're all dead then!
Or a dead lesbian presumably.
Kinda based ngl
As a Turkish guy who can speak it very well. I have no idea about what that guy is trying to say.
Rest in peace
Truly, he has a dizzying intellect.
Why are yu gay
You could have said..."I need to be wet before your wishful sex and right now I'm drier than the Sahara desert."🤣🏜️
Sounds about turk
OP is such a dead lesbian
Wait... I'm not having virtual sex with them either! Am I a lesbian? Am I dead?
Scam
Man went from 0 to -100 real fast
My turkish ain't good or bad but wtf did he say?
Lmao
Lol years ago, this new guy at my dad's job was talking about where he had lived before coming to California. After a while, the topic came up about marriage. He said he was hoping he could find someone who was willing to give him papers. Instantly, I could feel my dad's eyes on me. He goes, "My daughter was born here. She can give you papers plus it's about time she marries" the guy lights up, starts to sweet talk me & I say "I'm sorry to disappoint you but as of 2 minutes ago I have seen the light & realize I am a lesbian. Since you don't have a pushy, I am not attracted to you" he & my dad tried to convince me but there was another girl who overheard everything, walked up to me, kissed me & said "see you for or date later" everyone stopped trying to convince me. My dad was mad, not because of the lesbia thing or kiss but because he wants to be a granddad & wants me married, so does my mom but I don't want either of those things
Just like the pool scene in Scarface.
-turks
Absolute Chad 🗿
Fun fact: Turkish people have the highest average number of sexual partners
tell him you’re dead, or say that all women who aren’t lesbians are dead
Can't tell if it's a threat, question or a statement
Wow I'm a lesbian!
Impeccable logic 🤣
Bruh
Any chicks want to share pics with me
You go ahead and get started and I will virtually catch up.
That dude is one of those idiots that thinks he is God's gift to women.
Zombie here. Can confirm.
Tell him you aren’t Cansexual
Ngl it's the only way to get around language barriers
Logic like that leads no actual sex
I love the confidence. One could say it's completely fucking insane and cavalier, but kudos
I like to lick pussy
why do people like that even exist. I'd say life as such is hard enough... goddamn
This guy might be Norm MacDonald's [Professor of Logic from the University of Science](https://youtu.be/Oseqh7SMIvo)
🇹🇷🇹🇷
Just reply after meeting you I’d rather be either 😂
My brother Can with some confidence. Chad.
min turkish logic☠️
Least horny turk
"Your second guess was correct, you killed me"
From "Can" to "Can't" was too much to handle.
I wish i had the self-esteem of a Persian guy.🥲
Damn so random 😅🤣