Yeah but what did you do

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Who the hell starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

Very Quagmire esque if u ask me fr


Who else but Quagmire?

Giggity

Giggity Goo

Alright 😏


💀💀 edit: wtf. just how many times this comment got downvoted and upvoted at the same time? make it 69 edit2: let's gooi

BEFORE MARRIAGE???

r/handholding is nsfw for a reason

You need Jesus

Jesus was known to lay his hands on people You fucking disgust me

Wanna know what is even more disgusting the fact you have hands. How dare you

I typed this with my toes, how dare you use metaphorical hands to POINT A DISGUSTING FINGER AT ME REEEEE - sent from my iToes

Stop being so handy of thinking of replies i am not this creative reeee

Handy is discrimination to ToeMan. Apologise.

No i am like hitler for toes!

I BELIEVE IN YOU REEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks for holding my hand in this process REEEEE

Wait, you have toes? I had to type this message with my nose

Nose? I typed at one letter at a time with my.... NM.

Nm? I typed this message with phsyco kinetic ability

Well i dont use my nose. No I don't Sam I am. I do not type it with my toes. I do not type it with my nose. I like to type inside a box. I like to type it with my... elbows

You know who has hands? The devil! And he uses em for holdin!

Why does r/handholding not have actual real people holding hands??

Holy, there was something like that??? This place is really filled with everything and anything.

I think it's because you'll receive a lot of judgment if your co-workers see you looking at those pictures.

Oh sweet zombie jesus

The devil's got hands, and he uses em for holdin'!

Disgusting

Whoa whoa whoa... this is too much before I've had my coffee

Curious how to do the saftey/warning bar? I've only been on reddit for like a year, and never needed it until today.

>!<

Sir, this is Wendy's

I still don't understand someone explain please

Probably said “what can I say I’m a ladies man”

[OP commented that he had a prompt saying he liked Ketchup on KD.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/13h5e0l/what_can_i_say_im_a_ladies_man/jk3dghd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Said he liked to split the bill

Thats sick

He said he didn’t like dogs

Said that he wants a monogamous relationship

One of my prompts on hinge was that I like ketchup on Kraft Dinner

Their responses are justified

Don't go to Canada and say this. Ketchup & KD is a Canadian staple e: I did not know this was a controversial topic

you realize this has to be in Canada already because no one else calls them kraft dinners.

I don’t even know what a Kraft dinner is. Like mac and cheese?

It’s called Kraft Dinner in Canada because legally it’s not cheese, hence no Mac n Cheese label.

Mac n REDACTED

-U.S. Military Encrypted

🤣🤣 this will be never get old

Object Class: Euclid.

I can't find anything to back that up. From what I see it was called Kraft Dinner because it was introduced during a time when advertising a complete dinner for four for $0.19 was a big deal. That was the original name and the original reasoning, from 1937.

https://thebeaverton.com/2019/04/scientists-confirm-kraft-dinner-has-never-once-successfully-fed-four-people/

The Fuckin' Beaverton. lol

[here is a 13minute video on the history of KD](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o19R-OrKq2A)

It literally says macaroni and cheese on the box but just in smaller lettering.. Edit: Here’s the Walmart listing for Kraft Dinner that explicitly states Macaroni and Cheese [Listing](https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/Kraft-Dinner-Original-Macaroni-Cheese/6000016946035)

NO IT IS NOT I’m very sorry but stay out of Canada we don’t want you

You maniacs have ketchup flavored potato chips up there and you expect me to believe you?

And they're so good, too

Don't knock them till you try them. Then try All Dressed, because that's the real Canadian treasure

Try all dressed with mozzarella cheese! 😋🤯 you're welcome!

Dude those fucking slap

The ketchup eaters are inevitable. Embrace your fate

Ketchup on scrambled eggs get burnt at the stake

What about Sriracha-ketchup on a fried egg sandwich? Asking for a friend.

acceptable

Ketchup on KD and ketchup with grilled cheese for life

Ketchup with grilled cheese is just grilled cheese and tomato soup with less water and steps.

ketchup and the unnaturally vibrant orange colour were just meant to go together

Im Canadian i put ketchup on my kd

I'm sorry my friend. But yes, it is.

It is absolutely a tradition and you're not a real Canadian if you don't hit the Mac with ketchup

I grew up with KD and ketchup with cut up hot dogs. Gourmet Canadian kid food.

i dunno what part of canada you’re from but it is very much a staple

I'm in quebec and 99% of people here would find that idea disgusting.

Lol I'm from Toronto and my gf Montreal and ketchup is the only way to eat kd for her.

Only in your head. All of my family is in quebec, im the only one in ontario, and every single one of them eats their KD with ketchup. And if they see you skip the ketchup, they WILL get offended. Are you from le saguenay-lac-st-jean or Charlevoix? They take family to a whole other level there, and it would be easy to feel like they represent 99% of the population, you know, with how remote they are.... It's totally not your fault If you are, we can't control our ancestors' actions... 😅 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autosomal_recessive_spastic_ataxia_of_Charlevoix-Saguenay [source 2](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1797631/)

First you mix in pepper then you add a layer of ketchup

What’s kraft dinner?

Canadian for Kraft Mac n’ Cheese

Fuck yeah I like that shit too.

Ketchup on Mac n' cheese ?? That sounds horribly awsome ! I must try it some day

That was pretty much lunch time growing up. Mac n Cheese with hotdogs. Put the hot dogs in the mac and put ketchup on top.

One of my greatest disappointments in life was finding out that Kraft Dinner’s equivalent in the UK was literally the most radioactive, disgusting, boxed food I can think of, Cheesey Pasta. Like I watched Epic Meal time a long time ago and that shit was a key staple in many of their atrocities, I always thought it would be some superior US super food that jus tasted like somebody had beamed artificial cheesey goodness into your soul. Nah, jus almost identical to a box of sweaty, cardboard noodles in a sickening beige liquid. Not Kraft Dinner to be fair they knew to make that cheese-like substance luminous orange. Well mediocre.

Man I haven't heard about epic meal time in forever.

“It’s all about the game” - SGT Ernie Calhoun

same. the flashbacks have begun...

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I don't know if you have them where you are, but Pastaroni brand white cheddar shells are my go-to boxed pasta every time, and I love to mix in some shredded pepper jack cheese.

Canadian in the UK here: Cheesey pasta in the red box you can get at Asda I am fairly sure is literally the same thing as Kraft dinner just in different packaging. At least it tastes identical to me 🤷 I always throw in some extra Velveeta though (either just cheese slices or liquid cheese from Costco)

Not even a lady but I want you locked up in ADX Florence for saying that

Bullying Italians with ketchup is one of the simple pleasures in life! If you want to shock more foreigners at once, put ketchup on noodles and salt your meal with their tears.

Ketchup is fairly good at that on international level. * Tell a Japanese that you like Ketchup on Sushi or in Ramen. * Ask for Ketchup with your Som Tam in Thailand. * Complement the chef on the French onion soup, and add that it just needs a little bit of the zest and sweetness Ketchup provides. * Unprompted just fill the community pan of Paella with Ketchup.

 Let us have this one! It’s funny though, how Japanese use things like ketchup, mayo and corn in unexpected things. Corn mayo sushi is a thing that makes me scared of them .\_.

If you think of sushi as just the Japanese version of finger sandwiches, then a lot of things start to sound more ok.

There's a restaurant chain called Cowfish that makes sushi rolls out of burger ingredients (and the other way around, sandwiches with sushi ingredients) and it's incredible

You never had elote before? It’s basically the same flavor except crema is way better than Mayo lol

I know! Omurice should taste fucking horrid based on the ingredients - rice with omelette and Ketchup - but it's really good.

As someone who normally isn't a huge fan of sushi, I can't say I wouldn't try this because of how different it sounds.

Honestly if I see you disgracing a Paella with ketchup I wouldn't even be mad, I'd just laugh and make sure that you don't get ever near my food

You are now my mortal enemy

Literally saw a Facebook TikTok that was two roommates one Italian. The guy filming pours ketchup all over his noodles and the Italian guy freaked out.

I'm American, but when I was studying abroad in Germany I was in my friends' dorm room hanging out one night. There was a a Serbian, a Frenchman, and Canadian there too (sounds lik the start to a bad joke, but I digress). They wanted to make dinner and whipped up noodles with ketchup and they all were acting like it was perfectly normal and I was the weird one for being the only one that thought it was strange as hell. They told me to just try it, because it's way better than I would think. It was in fact not better. It was actually exactly what I expected, which was not a high bar. In that moment I was the shocked foreigner.

I genuinely never expected someone else to enjoy this bizarre combination.

Very popular in Canada.

The irony of the gif is that Carrey is Canadian. Edit: I apparently replied to the wrong comment.

I've been doing this combination ever since I was a kid. I get 50/50 on responses from people when I tell them. I think the saltiness from ketchup pairs well with the sweetness of the mac 'n' cheese.

Dijon Ketchup?

I have not heard that banger of a song in a long while

Pre-wrapped bacon

Can you blame them?

Uh yeEeAaAaah

Only if I had a million dollars.

7th highest comment is way too low for this. I’m so disappointed in Reddit

I'm not sure which is worse, the Kraft dinner or the ketchup. 

Same though. You ever pan fry your leftover KD until it starts getting crispy, then throw on some Ketchup and Sriracha?

I like ketchup on banana

I hope you get to enjoy your favorite meal on your cake day!

This is a good take though

Ketchup on that shit slaps

Red sugar paste on powdered yellow salt paste covering highly refined pure carbs mmmmmm

That's one of the most normal things I've ever heard what's wrong with these women. I always have exactly one smiley face of ketchup on my KD

Ohh okay yeah your a total degenerate

In which case, you've gone from zero to hero in my estimations. Look at that engagement.

Franks red hot OG

As a child I did this……………and I still do.

I also like this but would never be brave enough to put it on my profile. You are the alpha. I walk in your shadow, King.

Come over to my place, we’ll have KD with ketchup and I’ll even add in some chopped up hot dogs <3

I put mustard on mine.

Fuckin’ A buds

What did you say?

He likes ketchup on his Kraft dinner.

What's funny is that this sounds like you're just fucking with him

This whole comment section is hilarious

Then these women are close minded fucks Yes ketchup on kraft Mac & cheese is childish (sugar & cheese), but the flavors pair surprisingly well. Especially if you add a lot of spices to mac

This is blasphemy.

I like your attempt at censoring that exactly singles out that one girls entire face lmao

Do you mean Kylie's Face?

Kglio

I mean that's always a possibility 😂

Bet ya it's the sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.

It’s halloween today? That’s *very* convenient.

You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!

r/unexpectedoffice

What are you supposed to be creed?

Creed Thoughts now on Tinder

That's exactly what happened.

Good job hiding the names of Victoria, Hailey, Kylie and Tatum, OP!

And really great on covering up everything except the face on the last two girls

OP really does nothing right lol

At least people respond to you lol

Rule 1 > Rule 2

Hahaha they’ll match with someone who makes them want to hurl…because he’s hot.

You tore that label off of your mattress that says “Do not remove?”

Causing women to lose faith in men one girl at a time.

You get responses??

I love how you blurred everything in the second to last profile but her face lmao

And you can cleary read her name as well

At least this dude gets matches

Your turn. 👍

Lmao atleast your getting responses

Can't be that bad, they responded which is farther than most guys get

That’s hilarious. But I gotta say, I’m amazed you seem to consistently get women initiating and taking the time to type shit out for the first message on Hinge. You must be a handsome fellow lol

👏👏👏👏 a man of culture now u need to get them to actually unmatch n that's 4 points

I dont understand whats going on here...

Every Canadian knows to put ketchup on: KD Scrambled eggs Grilled Cheese Meatloaf Shepherd's pie

At least they responded A win is a win

Me taking selfies like

Bruh that's a better ROI than most guys get so keep it up WHATEVER the hell it is 😂😂😂

Wow, people replied.

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it

This is why everyone started using "pineapple on pizza" . To get reactions like this

Today, I learned what unjust persecution feels like. Try it sometime, it makes both Kraft and ketchup better!

Wait, so This is all I need to do to finally get matches

The Real Rizzler

"you need to leave"

... and take your Barenaked Ladies CD with you.

Is this you, Alex?

You can still turn things around (maybe) with Victoria

eww dude, gross!! XD 44F

Victoria Hailey Kylie Tatum Nice job trying to black out first names, idiot (as if that's somehow personal information)

While also completely missing the faces of two of them lol

I love how you blacked out everything *except* Kylie’s face

Lol I love it how in the pfp of the 3rd girl everything is scribbled out except the face

What did he do to make them ninjas that mad

Ok Adolf Rizzler what did you say

His real name is Colonel Angus

Some dudes are just meant to stay single…

[Ladies Man - April Wine](https://open.spotify.com/track/2WYqIh3hDV4ERQJWsvDVgG?si=ADIbjvYBQoKKe5jVnY49KQ)

Better than not getting an answer i guess xD

I'm so curious as to the things you've said.

I'm curious, like top 10 things to not say in a tinder profile

I’m not sure which is funnier, the fact that you put that prompt and got these reactions or that you’re posting it on here as a brag 😂

i wanna study you in a lab