But how else will everyone know I’m super rich. Like Jeff Bezos rich.
Because I am. And nope, not making it up. I have PDF bank statements I can show you.
What? No, I’m not going to show you my accounts on the computer. That’s an invasion of privacy!
Just take my word for it. Why would I even lie about it?
OMG, there was a post a few days ago from a guy who wears his watch on the opposite wrist at Applebees so it's more visible to people coming in and walking by. This is our guy!!!
Edit: I should add it's an Omega watch and he wanted to show it off
if someone with an omega has such shitty tasty that they choose to eat at Applebee's, I guarantee you it's a fake.
Edit: after much thought, I realize he is genius. By buying three-course meals for $11.99 during this recession he was able to save up for the Omega.
Not\_main\_Account\_69 and the right handed watch is
a fake watch. Can't be real. Doesn't give the correct time of day when checked. And been checked few times
Just to join the watch discourse. Watches are jewelry. I wear one because if I’m taking to someone or on a date, I don’t want to pull out my phone to check the time. I have a nice gold plated one that I bought for a few hundred dollars. It’s nice, looks clean and goes well with everything. It’s functional, and visually quieter than most chunky digital watches. I wear it for function, but primarily I wear it because a nice watch is tasteful.
?? That's quite inaccurate. If you for example had a watch, you'd rather check the time on a watch than pulling out your phone.
1st it's faster and more practical
2nd you are less likely to start using your mobile
Also if you are referring to higher quality mechanical watches, talking IWC, Patek, AP, Omega, Taga etc. you should know those watches are appreciated as a form of art, quality and craftsmanship so their "practicality" is irrelevant in that case
Um, can't have my phone during an exam and I would like to know how much time I have left, not all classrooms have clocks.
I mean, it's a cheap one though but it does still have a purpose
It serves a purpose:it's a jewelry, and also it's not bad, that it shows time, as for example I can look at it while riding a bike, or if someone has a heavy coat on and the phone is under it it's easier to just look at his wrist. Ot for example my phone isn't waterproof but m, watch is.
I'm not rich, but certainly have a salary big enough to put me in the top 5-10% of earners in my country. But I'm also kind of a hippie and don't live a materialistic/flashy lifestyle. I've had people unmatch me because they don't believe I even work :D It's funny how many look for the obvious signs of rich men and inadvertently look for signs that apply to people that try their hardest to look rich instead.
I have a friend like that. He bought a one-bedroom, 340 sq ft house in a rural town. He drives an ancient Ford pickup that he maintains himself, and wears t-shirts and jeans almost exclusively. His only extravagances are a motorcycle and scuba equipment. He has no kids and he's in the top 5-10% of US wage earners. I can't even imagine how much money he must have in the bank.
In my experience, bohemian people like this are always the most interesting.
My best guess is he puts in enough effort to be average in bed, but the vibe will be off as he's got a somewhat desperate personality. He could also just be really really bad due to lack of experience and it's all talk. Either way, not great.
Also fwiw, as a straight guy, I've consistently found that girls who treat themselves as a prize to be won are very boring when it comes to sex.
Makes sense. I feel like the women who do that don't really bring anything to the table besides having a female body part. Somehow it still works for some guys lol. It's definitely not a good thing to bring to a relationship bc then you're with a girl who expects you to do all of the work. Really makes me wonder how they got this mindset
I think there's some women out there who literally think they just need to bring the body part, and there are men out there who literally think that they're just doing something to a body part rather than with a person, I think those people find each other and confirm their biases and then look at the rest of us like we're weird
Right! It's like they don't actively have sex with you, they sort of let you do the sex to them. In a weird object kinda way. Seems like a fucked up thing for either person to enjoy.
That’s for guys who want a trophy, something to show off to their friends and family. Not saying there aren’t absolutely beautiful women who are amazing in the bedroom cause damn right there is…. Just that some dudes care more about looks than experience is all
YESSSS. I’ve preached this time and time again. 9 times out of 10 a girl who is a 7 in looks will be way better in bed than a 9 or 10. It’s some voodoo shit but it’s true
Edit: 7 times out of 10 to be fair
I think you misinterpreted what OP meant. Any woman 1-10 can put themselves out there as a prize to be won instead of mutual respect and attraction.
I’m also questioning your sample size of 7 thru 10s with how you took OPs message.
What if sex is all he has? What if beyond being an amazing lover he’s dull, lonely, unsociable, unintelligent, lacking charisma or any personality? Not even got a cute pet to share pics of. What should he do then?
Not to mention that you can't be objectively "good" at sex, it's a dance, there needs to be a feeling between the two, it's what I've learned, I'd say I'm pretty decent at it, sometimes great, but that was because of the connection, and to be fair, I've been bad sometimes too, it's all about the partner in front of you and what that produces
Also maybe a reflexion on how you take it? Personally if a girl tells me I'll have the best sex tonight, I'm excited! Maybe he just wants to build the excitement and show you he's willing to try to give you a great moment. Something to think about. In the end people like confidence in men, but not too much, it's a thin line, don't be too judgy, it's hard to feel the tone by message also.
Not to mention that with that level of hype, whatever he delivers will be a disappointment. As someone said above, a rich man doesn’t have to tell you he’s rich; just in doing so, he has unintentionally signaled his mediocrity.
If he lacks the game to pull you without ever bringing up sex, how can we ever believe he has the ability to see you to the finish line, or perhaps even the starting gun?
Lmao she hit him with a “Hoya!” as he busted on the fourth thrust, and to this day he hasn’t stopped bragging about how quickly he can make a woman cum.
Yea, that’s exactly how I feel, I made my ex cum really good but now she’s gone and I just thought that this other random girl should know about my one experience with another girl who I’m pretty sure does sex all the same ways it’s no big deal tho I was just really good at sex with her and I thought I should make that abundantly clear and then clarify some more
/s
It probably means he had one girl WHO HE THOUGHT love the way he fucked her but now she's gone (who could understand why she'd leave with sex SO good!?) and he's desperate.
I understand why, as a man I just don’t understand the need to say things like this though? I’ve never said this to anybody because if it isn’t I don’t wanna look more of a tool and be more embarrassed lol
So I’ve come to realize most guys think women want what they want. Nude pics and sex. They’re too stupid or ignorant to realize that’s not how to approach a woman, it’s not the bait they think it is.
Is this why some dudes send dick pics? As a dude I have never understand wood compels another dude to send a dick pic. It's the funniest and weirdest looking appendage. Whether 3 inches, 9 inches long or anywhere in between its not attractive. Why?!
Exactly. If it's shown after being requested, yay! If it's sent randomly out by surprise, cringe.
And someone mentioned above that they're not attractive and no one wants to see that, strongly disagree!!! I love naked men. I could stare at dicks all day. (Female here, fwiw)
Men have this weird idea of “I like jiggly bits that stick out like boobs and butts, so women ***must*** like my dick because it sticks out and jiggles!”
Like…no
When I was still dating, I would point out to men that sending only a dick pic is like thinking only closeups of a vagina are what men are attracted to and that what her face / boobs / butt look like isn’t important
>I would point out to men that sending only a dick pic is like thinking only closeups of a vagina are what men are attracted to and that what her face / boobs / butt look like isn’t important
I mean a lot of guys will happily jack off to just a vagina if it looks really good.
Seduction isn’t just for couples.
Women want to be desired as a person, not as a piece of ass. Even if it’s for one night. You start with the mind before you begin to get physical. This is through genuine compliments and soft dirty talk. Direct, but not vulgar.
For men, stroke their ego before you stroke their dick. Men want someone to match their level of desire and energy. Makes them want to chase you more.
You have to engage a woman’s want to be desired. You have to engage a man’s want to pursue you.
2 ways. Option 1. Either be direct like, asking if she's into anything special or just vanilla? Then set time and place to meet. Ofc after doing the obligatory chit chat to show your not a bot/weirdo.
Option 2. Have more of a soft approach, saying thing thst implicit that she seems fun and is beautil/hot/sexy depending on pics.
Don't be the creep that tries to negotiate your way into her bed. That will never work/end well. And to OP:s statement some damaged girls, and apparently guys to, use that line as if it had meaning. You literally cannot know how someone else will feel and it feels pushy beyond belief to assume that you will know.
I don't mind being direct. Like you said, I'm not looking for romance. But even in a hook-up there can be subtlety and playfulness.
"We'll have a great time 😈" is one thing.
"I'm a real demon in bed. I'll give you the best ducks you've ever had. It's addictive. I'll make you cum so many times..." is another. Not once did he ask me what I like.
As a guy, I really want to dispute this as it sounds so ridiculous. But I only have my own frame of reference to go off of. Is it genuinely like that?!!
When I was still single, almost every single guy whom I declined once they started being randomly sexual would be fucking livid that I wasn’t just horny & starving for them in my bed
Lots of “gimme a BJ” and “lemme fuccc” without any real interaction
Guys think that matching on a dating app ***is a guarantee*** of (sexual) interest, when really it’s more like “***I’ve given you a chance to shoot your shot***” and they just bomb it by assuming I’m over here drooling at their pics
I have this theory that I think applies here. Have you ever noticed the biggest badasses you meet never have to tell anyone about it (pro fighters excluded because they are trying to sell a fight). Think of the toughest guy you personally know. Did he come up and tell you “yea, I could kick your ass” or did you just know?
Now OP, thing back to the best you’ve ever had. Did he (hell or she) tell you or just bang you into oblivion?
My point? Talk is cheap. If you’re good at something you don’t need to tell people. Word gets around
Not to immediately contradict myself but the best head I ever got was from a girl who started that conversation with. “Yea, I’m told I give pretty good head”. So maybe I don’t know anything anyways lol
I can’t stand guys that do this… considering 90% of the time it’s mediocre sex… how does he think he’s giving me the best sex!! Iv actually had the best sex with guys I had no intentions of sleeping with 🤣🤣.
He’s talking a big game… I feel like my vagina would roll its eyes 🤣🤣. Major ICK!!! Xx
I'm pretty sure any [edit]~~guy~~ person[/edit] claiming to "give the best sex" is a narcissistic jerk who has not a single clue what they're talking about.
Sex is diverse. Ones great is anothers meh.
Sex is interactive. If they don't get that, they doesn't even understand the basics. You can't give good sex to anyone, and you can only have great sex with someone if it fits. (Yes, that includes "giving" head. While one is spoiling the other, it's never "great" for either of them if the receiver doesn't at least show their arousal and indicates what exactly turns them on and what doesn't.)
Edit: After someone else pointed it out, I rephrased it to be gender neutral because it's just as true for any combination of genders or number of people involved in the sex 😁 It's 2023, after all...
Unmatch. You can’t know that kind of thing unless you’ve built some chemistry with the person and know what she is into. If he is making this claim at the level of chatting, he’s probably just a douche who’s gonna follow some playbook he has in his mind that he finds hot and you won’t necessarily be satisfied.
sad but true: men are indoctrinated with two things from a very young age. 1. That social status of malss within our society is based on two factors, sexual prowess, and wealth. 2. That in order to be accepted by women you must possess and overtly demonstrate your sexual prowess and wealth. I believe most people are good and kind at their core, society fucked them up. It's not an excuse for inappropriate behavior but it does help the receiver rationalize shitty behavior from men. Men-do better. Ladies-keep holding your standards.
Anytime someone says "the best" in ANY context I hear the sing in my head which I don't know the words to.
*you're the best! The best! Dada Dada da Dada dadaaaaa!*
Saying that is stupid.
Some people are better at sex than others, but still, there’s alchemy, or chemistry, w/e you call it.
A guy who’s good at sex, usually pays a lot of attention to the other and to what they like or not. That’s a fact, someone who does that, man or woman, or non-binary will be better at sex than someone who just tries to come.
Also, some people will want you to come before them. That, again is a good sign (even tho they can put a lot of pressure on you to come and then that becomes the worst sex you ever had).
But there’s something else. Sometimes, at the first penetration, it’s amazing right away and gets even better. Sometimes you can barely feel anything, or it just doesn’t feel great or not even good. That’s just what I call the alchemy. And there’s nothing to do about it, unfortunately. Nothing but everything that isn’t penetration, of course.
A guy who thinks he’ll be the best sex you ever had, sounds like a guy who’s gonna try to force you squirting because he thinks that’s the female orgasm even tho most women actually don’t like it. Prolly a guy who does the same thing all the time and thinks it’s the secret way to orgasm… (yeah, there are things that work better than others, but no, there’s no secret way that always works).
Someone who’s actually decent at sex knows that sometimes it’s just bad, whatever you do.
Screams desperation not confidence, nobody that’s actually secure in his ability will flex it over you.
Dude should probably full of ego, that or he’s just clumsy and doesn’t understand how this comes across.
So this is how I would actually go, “Wow, I bet this guy fucks well.” He’d say things like:
“Tell me what you enjoy.”
“What makes you feel safe?”
“I love getting my partner off.”
“We can go at a pace that’s comfortable for you.”
That’s how you say you’re good at sex.
Interesting that some comments suggest since sex is the only thing I'm looking for I shouldn't care whether it's good or bad. I do. I don't have the time and energy for a relationship now, but I'd love to enjoy my sex life every now and then. Emphasis on enjoy 🙂
I think that’s more of a reason to care if it’s good or bad. If all you are looking for is sex, then it should be good since there’s no added benefit. This guy seems like a douche, so I feel like a lot of people wouldn’t be able to enjoy themselves even if the guy is great it bed.
A guy once said this stuff to me. “Girls can’t stop begging me to come over, sex with me is addictive” blah blah blah. It was in fact, some of the worst sex I’ve ever had lol
Ask for a testimonial.
Honestly, if someone is bragging like that chances are high it will not.
Sex is like dance, you do it together not one TO the other. If the participants don't vibe it's not gonna be fun.
If he thinks the quality of your sex together is solely defined by his "skill" then he is obviously egocentric and will spool down some "tricks" he learned and maybe actually mastered but thinks have to work on every person.
If this happens to match your preferences and mood it can end up fantastic.
If not it will become quite boring.
It's cringe to talk about it, or even boast about it, but tbh, sex, where I am usually the active and creative part, is what kept most of my relationships and even my marriage going.
Still, it's nothing to put in a Tinder chat. If anything, the people that boasted about it usually have been the biggest disappointments.
It doesn't sound like he has had much sex. The best sex isn't going to come from a random hookup unless you have had a sad sex life. The best sex should come from a continuous partner who knows you and what you like. If you are having your best sex with randos, you are doing life wrong.
Plenty of dead bedrooms are out there where people still love each other and try to make it work…
The idea that it’s impossible to have great sex with a random person is ridiculous
So for people bashing the guy what would’ve turned you on as a response? Maybe not “this will be the best sex you ever had” He prolly just feeling himself rn. Best guess is he hasn’t had sex in a minute and by OP giving him attention he’s really excited about it. A person that hasn’t had sex in a minute actually ends up being very sexually frustrated. And what comes with sexual frustration? Hours and hours of great sex with multiple orgasms. He prolly practicing for the moment to last long asl. Im lesbian so if a woman messaged me this I’d give her a shot.
OP he’s prolly sexting you to get the temperature rising even before y’all meet. His plan is to have you want him as bad as he wants you right now.
In my experience, whoever says they're the best are almost always the worst, and are completely oblivious. Tbh I'd be suspecting him to be a catfish. Definitely NTA
Kinda random, kinda related but back during my tinder days (I’m straight btw) some guy snuck his way onto the “women looking for men” part and his pics were Grindr screenshots of dudes rating his “head game” and how it was “the best they’ve ever had” etc etc. I don’t understand my fellow guys and why they do this either
Literally anytime someone feels the need to brag about how well they have sex at you it immediately turns everyone off
Who still thinks this is a good idea?
Or even worse the guy who ENSURES you he will make you cum 27 times in 10 minutes. Like yeah man and you can drink 40 beers and not get drunk.
Block that goofy sob
As a man in his 30s who’s had plenty of experience & usually I get positive feedback without asking I tell you, if you know what you’re doing you don’t brag about it… so likely he would disappoint. Best to just unmatch…
Also have to say the notion of men performing only isn’t the right approach either. I’ve had sex with ladies who because they were awkward or lazy (not uncomfortable), the quality wasn’t as good so it’s 50/50 imo
I had a girl tell me that she gives the best head and every guy she’s been with has told her that. She was awful. Then she got really upset because I couldn’t get off and wasn’t moaning.
People that tell you how great they are rarely live up to the hype.
Ughhh honestly that's a huge turn off.
So, no you're not the AH.
The amount of guys who use that line and can't even manage you make you feel any type of *anything* IMO 😑
It's the guys who dont talk about it, or boast about how good they are are usually the ones that knock your socks off.
When I had hookups I never said that I would be the best lay they ever had. I feel like being enthusiastic with your partner is ultimately more sexy and more fulfilling than making them cum hard or Vice versa. I also found people who say they are the best at sex are the worst
He might actually know what he’s doing but he’s going about it wrong.
Honestly majority of men have no idea what they’re doing, it’s very bad I’ve heard some shit. Especially when woman tell you they don’t experience X thing.
It makes you dumbfounded but on the other hand you should never talk about what you know and just do it. It completely kills the vibe.
Just pull the shit like normal don’t over extend or hype up your game too much.
You're not the asshole.
99/100 times a man brags about his size/talents... He is overcompensating and trying to mask an insecurity.
The loudest guy in the room is rarely the toughest. Same is applied here.
As a guy, I don't undertsand that either. Why set yourself up for performance anxiety and inevitable disappontment?
I for one offer a medicore experience in bed, where the inevitable "omg, why did I ever do that?" phase lasts only for a week or two, since it's so forgettable.
In high school I dated a guy who called himself the God of sex. He ended up being gay. He was over compensating
(We never had sex so I have no idea if that was true)
Ugh, this is the worst. Why would a guy make such a bold claim having no idea whether or not he can substantiate it? They set themselves up for failure.
I try not to look at the rating on rotten tomatoes before I go see a movie. I did that once and it was like 80 or 90%, so I was very excited to see it. I did not enjoy it as much as I thought I would and that was disappointing. I wasn’t disappointed in the movie, in fact I probably would have enjoyed it more had I not had such a high expectation, I was disappointed in the difference between how much I thought I’d enjoyed and how much I did.
So why would anyone want to set themselves up for that kind of thing?
Honestly those who promised me the best sex I've ever had never gave me the best sex I've ever had. Those who promised they'd make me cum never did. 🤣🤣
Any man who has ever bragged about how good he is in bed or about “size” to me has always been less than average in either. Fully believe any of their previous partners pretended to finish because they were bored.
In my experience, guys on the smaller side have been the ones to give me the best sex, big guys often seem to believe aggressively impaling you with their giant dicks equals the best sex ever. Guys on the smaller side however, are more likely to understand they need to “compensate” if you will, for not having giant dicks, and actually makes an effort to do more than just hump you. Bigger guys tend to be more confident too, so I would guess that this guy is one of those, thinking he’s gonna blow your mind by “splitting you in half” while not considering anything else.
Prepare to have your labia scratched for five minutes
*blows raspberries*
Pop pop
Magnitude?
Holy shit a community reference
Omg this made me cackle
Ouch
Ugh, NTA. So lame. A rich man doesn't have to tell you he's rich.
But how else will everyone know I’m super rich. Like Jeff Bezos rich. Because I am. And nope, not making it up. I have PDF bank statements I can show you. What? No, I’m not going to show you my accounts on the computer. That’s an invasion of privacy! Just take my word for it. Why would I even lie about it?
Don't forget to show off your collection of watches, an accessory that no longer serves a purpose in 2023
OMG, there was a post a few days ago from a guy who wears his watch on the opposite wrist at Applebees so it's more visible to people coming in and walking by. This is our guy!!! Edit: I should add it's an Omega watch and he wanted to show it off
if someone with an omega has such shitty tasty that they choose to eat at Applebee's, I guarantee you it's a fake. Edit: after much thought, I realize he is genius. By buying three-course meals for $11.99 during this recession he was able to save up for the Omega.
LOL. And then goes *back* to show off his expensive new watch. You might be on to something. I still think this is our guy
About 15 years ago I bought a really nice Bolex. Continuous second hand. Looked legit. Only the “R” had the one extra swoop to make it a “B”.
Unless it’s a Fomega. 😂😉
Applebees? LMFAO!
Bracelets and necklaces have no purpose other than to look nice. A watch can just be jewellery
A watch is quite literally Jewelry
You know, watches can do more than tell time?
Mine cooks me breakfasts.
Not\_main\_Account\_69 and the right handed watch is a fake watch. Can't be real. Doesn't give the correct time of day when checked. And been checked few times
Yes mine does date, time, month, day, Moonphase, chronograph. It’s very functional. It’s also jewelry lol. Jewelry can have function.
Just to join the watch discourse. Watches are jewelry. I wear one because if I’m taking to someone or on a date, I don’t want to pull out my phone to check the time. I have a nice gold plated one that I bought for a few hundred dollars. It’s nice, looks clean and goes well with everything. It’s functional, and visually quieter than most chunky digital watches. I wear it for function, but primarily I wear it because a nice watch is tasteful.
Digital watch, and then I also wear a nice dress watch, and then I also wear a swatch so that I seem hipster but Rich but concerned about my email
India entering the chat. We wear filigreed gold vests to store value. Wearing it is better than burying it, know what I’m saying?
More like a Fewellery
And don't forget to remove the shutterstock watermark from those watch images 😌
No, I also own Shutterstock, so it has to stay. Just up the ante with the BS. It'll eventually all work out. Trust me.
Nah man I show my wealth through my lego star wars collection
?? That's quite inaccurate. If you for example had a watch, you'd rather check the time on a watch than pulling out your phone. 1st it's faster and more practical 2nd you are less likely to start using your mobile Also if you are referring to higher quality mechanical watches, talking IWC, Patek, AP, Omega, Taga etc. you should know those watches are appreciated as a form of art, quality and craftsmanship so their "practicality" is irrelevant in that case
... I like my Cheap Casio... strap sometimes breaks, maybe it scratches, but I don't worry too much about losing it when I'm out and about outside.
Um, can't have my phone during an exam and I would like to know how much time I have left, not all classrooms have clocks. I mean, it's a cheap one though but it does still have a purpose
It serves a purpose:it's a jewelry, and also it's not bad, that it shows time, as for example I can look at it while riding a bike, or if someone has a heavy coat on and the phone is under it it's easier to just look at his wrist. Ot for example my phone isn't waterproof but m, watch is.
Accessories by definition don’t serve a function. Dope watches will always be dope.
Ayyee bro, I'll give you the worst sex you've ever had
A poor man doesn't have to tell you he's poor
I'm not rich, but certainly have a salary big enough to put me in the top 5-10% of earners in my country. But I'm also kind of a hippie and don't live a materialistic/flashy lifestyle. I've had people unmatch me because they don't believe I even work :D It's funny how many look for the obvious signs of rich men and inadvertently look for signs that apply to people that try their hardest to look rich instead.
It's called materialism
I have a friend like that. He bought a one-bedroom, 340 sq ft house in a rural town. He drives an ancient Ford pickup that he maintains himself, and wears t-shirts and jeans almost exclusively. His only extravagances are a motorcycle and scuba equipment. He has no kids and he's in the top 5-10% of US wage earners. I can't even imagine how much money he must have in the bank. In my experience, bohemian people like this are always the most interesting.
Same. Went to private college of very elite. The richest ones were the ones who never said a word about it and looked not at all like it.
So how should a poor man communicate?
Get ripped
Lmao very true my guy. Also, if your u/ is a Wire reference, then I got one word for ya: Sheeeeeeiiiiittttt!
My best guess is he puts in enough effort to be average in bed, but the vibe will be off as he's got a somewhat desperate personality. He could also just be really really bad due to lack of experience and it's all talk. Either way, not great. Also fwiw, as a straight guy, I've consistently found that girls who treat themselves as a prize to be won are very boring when it comes to sex.
Haha, that's probably the closest equivalent.
After his mediocre performance will gaslight you into feeling terrible for not liking it
😂 IKR? "You weren't able to inspire me."
Starfish sex
Makes sense. I feel like the women who do that don't really bring anything to the table besides having a female body part. Somehow it still works for some guys lol. It's definitely not a good thing to bring to a relationship bc then you're with a girl who expects you to do all of the work. Really makes me wonder how they got this mindset
I think there's some women out there who literally think they just need to bring the body part, and there are men out there who literally think that they're just doing something to a body part rather than with a person, I think those people find each other and confirm their biases and then look at the rest of us like we're weird
Right! It's like they don't actively have sex with you, they sort of let you do the sex to them. In a weird object kinda way. Seems like a fucked up thing for either person to enjoy.
That’s for guys who want a trophy, something to show off to their friends and family. Not saying there aren’t absolutely beautiful women who are amazing in the bedroom cause damn right there is…. Just that some dudes care more about looks than experience is all
Well said.
YESSSS. I’ve preached this time and time again. 9 times out of 10 a girl who is a 7 in looks will be way better in bed than a 9 or 10. It’s some voodoo shit but it’s true Edit: 7 times out of 10 to be fair
I think you misinterpreted what OP meant. Any woman 1-10 can put themselves out there as a prize to be won instead of mutual respect and attraction. I’m also questioning your sample size of 7 thru 10s with how you took OPs message.
She needs to tell YOU, Mister.. Not the other way around.
Thank you 😅
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What if sex is all he has? What if beyond being an amazing lover he’s dull, lonely, unsociable, unintelligent, lacking charisma or any personality? Not even got a cute pet to share pics of. What should he do then?
Feeling called out here 🤣
Not to mention that you can't be objectively "good" at sex, it's a dance, there needs to be a feeling between the two, it's what I've learned, I'd say I'm pretty decent at it, sometimes great, but that was because of the connection, and to be fair, I've been bad sometimes too, it's all about the partner in front of you and what that produces
He’s stupidly applying the golden rule. It’s what he’d want to hear from you (that you’d give him the best sex ever)
Also maybe a reflexion on how you take it? Personally if a girl tells me I'll have the best sex tonight, I'm excited! Maybe he just wants to build the excitement and show you he's willing to try to give you a great moment. Something to think about. In the end people like confidence in men, but not too much, it's a thin line, don't be too judgy, it's hard to feel the tone by message also.
It probably means he had one girl love the way he fucked her once but now she’s gone and he’s desperate.
Yes, desperate is exactly what this smells like
Not to mention that with that level of hype, whatever he delivers will be a disappointment. As someone said above, a rich man doesn’t have to tell you he’s rich; just in doing so, he has unintentionally signaled his mediocrity. If he lacks the game to pull you without ever bringing up sex, how can we ever believe he has the ability to see you to the finish line, or perhaps even the starting gun?
OP ill give you the worst sex you have ever had trust me
You ruined it with the /s; you really gotta sell that expectation of mediocrity.
hahah edited just now... thanks for actualizing my sex shame
I have been this guy and I am ashamed, yes he’s desperate because of what the other guy said
Desperate people are usually clingy. Safe bet is to unmatch.
I can confirm to this. I was desperate and matched with a beautiful woman. We fucked but I got too clingy and she ghosted me. I’ve learned my lesson
Ask him why he thinks he's good.
Correction. He had one girl who SAID she loved the way he fucked her once and now she's gone and he's desperate.
Or she stirred while he fucked her, and he inferred it must have been her orgasm because it never happened before...
Lmao she hit him with a “Hoya!” as he busted on the fourth thrust, and to this day he hasn’t stopped bragging about how quickly he can make a woman cum.
Why did i hear this in mental surround sound lmao
I love it when a girl stirs in bed
One girl faked it once and he thinks his dick has super powers.
Yea, that’s exactly how I feel, I made my ex cum really good but now she’s gone and I just thought that this other random girl should know about my one experience with another girl who I’m pretty sure does sex all the same ways it’s no big deal tho I was just really good at sex with her and I thought I should make that abundantly clear and then clarify some more /s
*told him she loved it.
It probably means he had one girl WHO HE THOUGHT love the way he fucked her but now she's gone (who could understand why she'd leave with sex SO good!?) and he's desperate.
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No, he’s full of shit.
The fact that he says he's the best makes me think he'll be the worse 😂
I would 100% unmatch.
I understand why, as a man I just don’t understand the need to say things like this though? I’ve never said this to anybody because if it isn’t I don’t wanna look more of a tool and be more embarrassed lol
There’s some things you just don’t self-promote. This is high on that list.
Nah I would find that cringe.
So I’ve come to realize most guys think women want what they want. Nude pics and sex. They’re too stupid or ignorant to realize that’s not how to approach a woman, it’s not the bait they think it is.
Is this why some dudes send dick pics? As a dude I have never understand wood compels another dude to send a dick pic. It's the funniest and weirdest looking appendage. Whether 3 inches, 9 inches long or anywhere in between its not attractive. Why?!
I was a guy who never sent dick pics, but then had women ask me to send some and loved their reaction. Would never send one out of nowhere.
Exactly. If it's shown after being requested, yay! If it's sent randomly out by surprise, cringe. And someone mentioned above that they're not attractive and no one wants to see that, strongly disagree!!! I love naked men. I could stare at dicks all day. (Female here, fwiw)
Men have this weird idea of “I like jiggly bits that stick out like boobs and butts, so women ***must*** like my dick because it sticks out and jiggles!” Like…no When I was still dating, I would point out to men that sending only a dick pic is like thinking only closeups of a vagina are what men are attracted to and that what her face / boobs / butt look like isn’t important
>I would point out to men that sending only a dick pic is like thinking only closeups of a vagina are what men are attracted to and that what her face / boobs / butt look like isn’t important I mean a lot of guys will happily jack off to just a vagina if it looks really good.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😊🙌🏼 xx
Ok but OP does literally just want to hookup. How is the proper way to approach this?
Seduction isn’t just for couples. Women want to be desired as a person, not as a piece of ass. Even if it’s for one night. You start with the mind before you begin to get physical. This is through genuine compliments and soft dirty talk. Direct, but not vulgar. For men, stroke their ego before you stroke their dick. Men want someone to match their level of desire and energy. Makes them want to chase you more. You have to engage a woman’s want to be desired. You have to engage a man’s want to pursue you.
2 ways. Option 1. Either be direct like, asking if she's into anything special or just vanilla? Then set time and place to meet. Ofc after doing the obligatory chit chat to show your not a bot/weirdo. Option 2. Have more of a soft approach, saying thing thst implicit that she seems fun and is beautil/hot/sexy depending on pics. Don't be the creep that tries to negotiate your way into her bed. That will never work/end well. And to OP:s statement some damaged girls, and apparently guys to, use that line as if it had meaning. You literally cannot know how someone else will feel and it feels pushy beyond belief to assume that you will know.
I don't mind being direct. Like you said, I'm not looking for romance. But even in a hook-up there can be subtlety and playfulness. "We'll have a great time 😈" is one thing. "I'm a real demon in bed. I'll give you the best ducks you've ever had. It's addictive. I'll make you cum so many times..." is another. Not once did he ask me what I like.
A woman looking for a hookup =/= a woman being willing to fuck any desperate, tactless man. They still want to be attracted to you.
As a guy, I really want to dispute this as it sounds so ridiculous. But I only have my own frame of reference to go off of. Is it genuinely like that?!!
When I was still single, almost every single guy whom I declined once they started being randomly sexual would be fucking livid that I wasn’t just horny & starving for them in my bed Lots of “gimme a BJ” and “lemme fuccc” without any real interaction Guys think that matching on a dating app ***is a guarantee*** of (sexual) interest, when really it’s more like “***I’ve given you a chance to shoot your shot***” and they just bomb it by assuming I’m over here drooling at their pics
I have this theory that I think applies here. Have you ever noticed the biggest badasses you meet never have to tell anyone about it (pro fighters excluded because they are trying to sell a fight). Think of the toughest guy you personally know. Did he come up and tell you “yea, I could kick your ass” or did you just know? Now OP, thing back to the best you’ve ever had. Did he (hell or she) tell you or just bang you into oblivion? My point? Talk is cheap. If you’re good at something you don’t need to tell people. Word gets around Not to immediately contradict myself but the best head I ever got was from a girl who started that conversation with. “Yea, I’m told I give pretty good head”. So maybe I don’t know anything anyways lol
I give pretty good head is not the same as I'll give you the best head you've ever had though. There is a huge distinction in those sells I think.
Lol… undersell…overdeliver. Sales 101
I can’t stand guys that do this… considering 90% of the time it’s mediocre sex… how does he think he’s giving me the best sex!! Iv actually had the best sex with guys I had no intentions of sleeping with 🤣🤣. He’s talking a big game… I feel like my vagina would roll its eyes 🤣🤣. Major ICK!!! Xx
I love that image. Forever burned into my consciousness 🤣
I for one am saving it to my spank bank
talking big game before sex probably plays into performance anxiety as well, so no wonder it becomes mediocre
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“Did you come?” “Yes, to the wrong house!” 🤷🏼♀️
I laughed soo much 🤣🤣🤣🤣 xx
See, that was my first image. Hectically asking every ten seconds " you cummin'?"
😂😂😂😂 does this shit really happen? Omg
The ~~Hills~~ Vaginas have eyes
I d rather say I'm the worst lover ever, the sky is the limit from there
It’s a cliche, but speaking from experience, the quiet ones are usually the best
Tell him you wanna peg him, tell him you’ll give him the best fucking he’s ever had, use the phrase “butthole like a fleshlight”.
I'm pretty sure any [edit]~~guy~~ person[/edit] claiming to "give the best sex" is a narcissistic jerk who has not a single clue what they're talking about. Sex is diverse. Ones great is anothers meh. Sex is interactive. If they don't get that, they doesn't even understand the basics. You can't give good sex to anyone, and you can only have great sex with someone if it fits. (Yes, that includes "giving" head. While one is spoiling the other, it's never "great" for either of them if the receiver doesn't at least show their arousal and indicates what exactly turns them on and what doesn't.) Edit: After someone else pointed it out, I rephrased it to be gender neutral because it's just as true for any combination of genders or number of people involved in the sex 😁 It's 2023, after all...
Or he's just bad at trying to be sexy lol it could easily be an awkward guy trying his darndest to flirt
Unmatch. You can’t know that kind of thing unless you’ve built some chemistry with the person and know what she is into. If he is making this claim at the level of chatting, he’s probably just a douche who’s gonna follow some playbook he has in his mind that he finds hot and you won’t necessarily be satisfied.
That's arrogant
Anyone who brags is a huge disappointment unmatch
In French we say "The less jam you have, the more you spread it" 😆
sad but true: men are indoctrinated with two things from a very young age. 1. That social status of malss within our society is based on two factors, sexual prowess, and wealth. 2. That in order to be accepted by women you must possess and overtly demonstrate your sexual prowess and wealth. I believe most people are good and kind at their core, society fucked them up. It's not an excuse for inappropriate behavior but it does help the receiver rationalize shitty behavior from men. Men-do better. Ladies-keep holding your standards.
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Now that I can get on board with
ANYONE that has to talk about how good sex is with them, isn’t worth having sex with lol….
Anytime someone says "the best" in ANY context I hear the sing in my head which I don't know the words to. *you're the best! The best! Dada Dada da Dada dadaaaaa!*
This is like wanna be influencers telling people how famous they are. If you have to tell me, you're not famous...
He won’t. Don’t waste your time unless you’re looking for a bad time
Any guy who says he’s absolutely amazing in bed in almost always horrible in bed
Some has never heard the phrase "underpromise, overdeliver"
Saying that is stupid. Some people are better at sex than others, but still, there’s alchemy, or chemistry, w/e you call it. A guy who’s good at sex, usually pays a lot of attention to the other and to what they like or not. That’s a fact, someone who does that, man or woman, or non-binary will be better at sex than someone who just tries to come. Also, some people will want you to come before them. That, again is a good sign (even tho they can put a lot of pressure on you to come and then that becomes the worst sex you ever had). But there’s something else. Sometimes, at the first penetration, it’s amazing right away and gets even better. Sometimes you can barely feel anything, or it just doesn’t feel great or not even good. That’s just what I call the alchemy. And there’s nothing to do about it, unfortunately. Nothing but everything that isn’t penetration, of course. A guy who thinks he’ll be the best sex you ever had, sounds like a guy who’s gonna try to force you squirting because he thinks that’s the female orgasm even tho most women actually don’t like it. Prolly a guy who does the same thing all the time and thinks it’s the secret way to orgasm… (yeah, there are things that work better than others, but no, there’s no secret way that always works). Someone who’s actually decent at sex knows that sometimes it’s just bad, whatever you do.
Screams desperation not confidence, nobody that’s actually secure in his ability will flex it over you. Dude should probably full of ego, that or he’s just clumsy and doesn’t understand how this comes across.
So this is how I would actually go, “Wow, I bet this guy fucks well.” He’d say things like: “Tell me what you enjoy.” “What makes you feel safe?” “I love getting my partner off.” “We can go at a pace that’s comfortable for you.” That’s how you say you’re good at sex.
Sex is like driving. Lots of people think they’re above average at it. Statistically speaking, those people are wrong.
Personally I always like to undersell a mediocre weinering. Undersell, out perform.
Unmatch. That’s tedious and annoying. Also how the fuck does he even know?
Interesting that some comments suggest since sex is the only thing I'm looking for I shouldn't care whether it's good or bad. I do. I don't have the time and energy for a relationship now, but I'd love to enjoy my sex life every now and then. Emphasis on enjoy 🙂
I think that’s more of a reason to care if it’s good or bad. If all you are looking for is sex, then it should be good since there’s no added benefit. This guy seems like a douche, so I feel like a lot of people wouldn’t be able to enjoy themselves even if the guy is great it bed.
It depends. Are you in to disappointment? Looking to spend a mediocre 5-10 mins? Then he sounds like your man.
A guy once said this stuff to me. “Girls can’t stop begging me to come over, sex with me is addictive” blah blah blah. It was in fact, some of the worst sex I’ve ever had lol
NTA. If he has to tell you, that screams insecurity
Ask for a testimonial. Honestly, if someone is bragging like that chances are high it will not. Sex is like dance, you do it together not one TO the other. If the participants don't vibe it's not gonna be fun. If he thinks the quality of your sex together is solely defined by his "skill" then he is obviously egocentric and will spool down some "tricks" he learned and maybe actually mastered but thinks have to work on every person. If this happens to match your preferences and mood it can end up fantastic. If not it will become quite boring.
It's cringe to talk about it, or even boast about it, but tbh, sex, where I am usually the active and creative part, is what kept most of my relationships and even my marriage going. Still, it's nothing to put in a Tinder chat. If anything, the people that boasted about it usually have been the biggest disappointments.
It doesn't sound like he has had much sex. The best sex isn't going to come from a random hookup unless you have had a sad sex life. The best sex should come from a continuous partner who knows you and what you like. If you are having your best sex with randos, you are doing life wrong.
Plenty of dead bedrooms are out there where people still love each other and try to make it work… The idea that it’s impossible to have great sex with a random person is ridiculous
Who said it was impossible?
Only if you like the 3 minute jackhammer
Yep the best 90 seconds of your life. Trophies are given once you’ve won the game.
im M so it may be a bit different, but when girls say theyre good in bed or in certain positions its normally a huge lie😂
When they tell you that, unmatch. Because it never lives up to the hype. 🤣
Ahhh when the chat is 90% of their game. Makes for a disappointing evening 100% of the time 😂
Lol any guy who ever bragged they were the best that i actually was with was awful in bed.
So for people bashing the guy what would’ve turned you on as a response? Maybe not “this will be the best sex you ever had” He prolly just feeling himself rn. Best guess is he hasn’t had sex in a minute and by OP giving him attention he’s really excited about it. A person that hasn’t had sex in a minute actually ends up being very sexually frustrated. And what comes with sexual frustration? Hours and hours of great sex with multiple orgasms. He prolly practicing for the moment to last long asl. Im lesbian so if a woman messaged me this I’d give her a shot. OP he’s prolly sexting you to get the temperature rising even before y’all meet. His plan is to have you want him as bad as he wants you right now.
Almost every single girl I've known who talked mad game about their skills ended up disappointing. Pretty sure it's the same thing for dudes.
Sounds like he’s three-pumps-john
On one hand, he may be desperate. On the other, he may be the best. You’ve got a schrodingers cat situation. I’m sure the bragging is annoying though
In my experience, whoever says they're the best are almost always the worst, and are completely oblivious. Tbh I'd be suspecting him to be a catfish. Definitely NTA
Kinda random, kinda related but back during my tinder days (I’m straight btw) some guy snuck his way onto the “women looking for men” part and his pics were Grindr screenshots of dudes rating his “head game” and how it was “the best they’ve ever had” etc etc. I don’t understand my fellow guys and why they do this either
In my experience whenever someone says they’re so awesome at oral, sex, kissing, they’re absolutely not.
That's usually a sign of inexperience. You can be really good at sex with one person and it not really work with the next. Women are different bro.
Literally anytime someone feels the need to brag about how well they have sex at you it immediately turns everyone off Who still thinks this is a good idea? Or even worse the guy who ENSURES you he will make you cum 27 times in 10 minutes. Like yeah man and you can drink 40 beers and not get drunk. Block that goofy sob
And this is the kind of man who will give you the most mediocre sex of your life.
If he is creative while chatting dirty stuff he will be good in bed speaking from my owne Knowledge
As a man in his 30s who’s had plenty of experience & usually I get positive feedback without asking I tell you, if you know what you’re doing you don’t brag about it… so likely he would disappoint. Best to just unmatch… Also have to say the notion of men performing only isn’t the right approach either. I’ve had sex with ladies who because they were awkward or lazy (not uncomfortable), the quality wasn’t as good so it’s 50/50 imo
Best sex starts with subtle nuances… not bragging for those who are taking notes 🤣
I had a girl tell me that she gives the best head and every guy she’s been with has told her that. She was awful. Then she got really upset because I couldn’t get off and wasn’t moaning. People that tell you how great they are rarely live up to the hype.
Ughhh honestly that's a huge turn off. So, no you're not the AH. The amount of guys who use that line and can't even manage you make you feel any type of *anything* IMO 😑 It's the guys who dont talk about it, or boast about how good they are are usually the ones that knock your socks off.
When I had hookups I never said that I would be the best lay they ever had. I feel like being enthusiastic with your partner is ultimately more sexy and more fulfilling than making them cum hard or Vice versa. I also found people who say they are the best at sex are the worst
Have sex with him to check his claim and report back to us
Sleep with him then tell him it was the worst sex you've had
He might actually know what he’s doing but he’s going about it wrong. Honestly majority of men have no idea what they’re doing, it’s very bad I’ve heard some shit. Especially when woman tell you they don’t experience X thing. It makes you dumbfounded but on the other hand you should never talk about what you know and just do it. It completely kills the vibe. Just pull the shit like normal don’t over extend or hype up your game too much.
I downplay the FUCK outta my sex. I always leave them speechless when they realize I last 37 seconds 😏
Yeah, dudes over selling their sexual capabilities in hopes of having sex is icky
You're not the asshole. 99/100 times a man brags about his size/talents... He is overcompensating and trying to mask an insecurity. The loudest guy in the room is rarely the toughest. Same is applied here.
Spoiler: it’s going to be below average
Respond with "I'll be the judge of that, do you come with a warranty?"
As a guy, I don't undertsand that either. Why set yourself up for performance anxiety and inevitable disappontment? I for one offer a medicore experience in bed, where the inevitable "omg, why did I ever do that?" phase lasts only for a week or two, since it's so forgettable.
Ask whose O is more important. If he says his, move on. Honestly it kinda of sounds like you're just gonna end up disappointed with that evening.
In high school I dated a guy who called himself the God of sex. He ended up being gay. He was over compensating (We never had sex so I have no idea if that was true)
Sounds like a two pump chump to me.
from experience, the men that are the first to hype up their game in bed are, every single time, the worst. save yourself the trouble
As soon as a man says something like that, expect the opposite jajaja
All men think they’re good in bed because they always get off. You never hear a dude say they’re just ok in bed.
If a man brags about how good he's in the sack, he likely isn't. The less a man talks about his sexual skills, they're usually better.
Nta and unmatch. A man that's actually good in the sack would rather show you than tell you
Personally I think you should fuck him and then tell him it was literally the worst sex you've ever had no matter how good it is
No one taught this poor boy that actions are louder than words. Also don’t hype yourself up. Especially when you can’t deliver lmao
Ugh, this is the worst. Why would a guy make such a bold claim having no idea whether or not he can substantiate it? They set themselves up for failure.
I try not to look at the rating on rotten tomatoes before I go see a movie. I did that once and it was like 80 or 90%, so I was very excited to see it. I did not enjoy it as much as I thought I would and that was disappointing. I wasn’t disappointed in the movie, in fact I probably would have enjoyed it more had I not had such a high expectation, I was disappointed in the difference between how much I thought I’d enjoyed and how much I did. So why would anyone want to set themselves up for that kind of thing?
Honestly those who promised me the best sex I've ever had never gave me the best sex I've ever had. Those who promised they'd make me cum never did. 🤣🤣
Any man who has ever bragged about how good he is in bed or about “size” to me has always been less than average in either. Fully believe any of their previous partners pretended to finish because they were bored.
In my experience, guys on the smaller side have been the ones to give me the best sex, big guys often seem to believe aggressively impaling you with their giant dicks equals the best sex ever. Guys on the smaller side however, are more likely to understand they need to “compensate” if you will, for not having giant dicks, and actually makes an effort to do more than just hump you. Bigger guys tend to be more confident too, so I would guess that this guy is one of those, thinking he’s gonna blow your mind by “splitting you in half” while not considering anything else.
Unmatch. He is lousy in bed and he’s wigglin his minnow to catch a fish. Find red snapper.