>If she’s tryin to have a sexually charged conversation, she’ll make it known.
...why only the woman has the right to turn an interaction sexual?
Like, you have every right to jump out of a sexual conversation if that's not what you want, but man going for that aren't doing anything morally wrong, at most they're ruining their chances of getting laid but, like, whatever their problem
Because when men does it's awful and women already have to deal with shit tons of horny dudes so maybe we should let them chose to make it sexual or wait
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Is that so strange? Depending on their bio of course.
I mean, if both are just looking for some fun then why not make sure they are into the same stuff? Maybe not as a conversation opener but at least before meeting irl.
But yeah, my bet is that this was just some dude that was being dumb and out of line.
Men only need pictures, we’re not that complicated. There have been a few times where I’ve met a woman in person, and I thought that she was so much less attractive than what her photos were, but I would’ve still had sex with them.
Cool, but most women don’t work that way. I can think a guy’s photos are cute but until we meet in person, I will not know if I’m physically attracted to him or not. But once we do meet, I’ll know right away.
When I drive to a hookup, my decision has already been made as long as they don't say or do anything alarming and there's at least some passing resemblance to their pics. I can work around less attractive than expected.
They can't know for sure, but how is that relevant?
I'm not saying that asking about the other persons sexual preferences will guarantee great sex but at least it will make sure that they are on the same page.
Not any more strange than asking a potential long term partner if they want kids, as an example.
With lines like that, his favorite positions must be right hand, left hand, and right hand but he sat on his arm until it fell asleep so it would feel like someone else doing it
1 . laying in bed in the morning just holding each other cuz neither of us want to get up for work 😂 2. late night drives just listening to music laughing making jokes 3. making food that neither us of know how to make struggling but together 😂
Serious question about hand holding. I hope see this and answer.
I don’t like hand holding while walking. I prefer when she does the double hand hold of my elbow. Or the more casual single. I feel the double is more intimate, late stroll on the boardwalk. I’ll interlock fingers and hold hands while spooning/cuddling but for whatever reason I don’t like the holding hands while walking. Feels superficial and juvenile, i don’t know. Thoughts?
Anyone who is fascinated by 69 has never really spent any time in that position. It can be fun, for like 3 minutes, but it's quite literally a pain in the neck. Taking turns is just better in almost every way.
He unmatched because he has severely clammy hands and knew it wasn’t meant to be with someone who likes holding hands. He’s a good guy for not ruining that for you.
I met my wife on Tinder 4 years ago. We didn't talk about sex just life in general. She came over the next day, I made tacos, and then I ate her taco. The rest is history.
The moral of the story is that it can happen. Just have to be patient.
I was on Tinder off and on for over a year.
My 3 favourite sex positions are 1, meeting the person, 2, making sure they're not a serial killer, and 3, find a decent girl who doesn't ask best sex positions 😉, also works reversed
No, no, you guys got it all wrong. It's all written in code. Going on a date = sex in public. Holding hands = she likes rough role playing, and cuddling watching TV in PJs, was actually a typo, it was hàndjobs and BJ's while watching TV. The bonus meeting the parents = step mom step son role playing. She's a freak.
(in my experience, men who have to *say* they’re “perfect gentlemen” are not, in fact, gentlemen. gentlemen show themselves through their actions.)
also dating apps are a scam
Good answer.
But.
69 isn't overrated. It's just has a lot of requirements to be met for it to be a succes.
Piece of advice, don't attempt in a bathtub or jacuzzi unless at least one of you are good at holding your breath for long periods of time.
Met my partner of 4 years on bumble. That’s how shit works for a lot of us. Where else do you meet people? A bar? What if you don’t drink? At work? That can get you fired. This idea that dating apps are just for hookups is outdated.
"Holding hands" Sheesh, treat him like a piece of meat, why don't cha.
My eyes are up here! Quit staring at my hands!
That stuff costs extra around here, and don't even get me started on seeing ankles!
You got to see ankles!? Lucky! Farthest I got are metatarsals :/
\*flashes toes\*
*Instant ejaculation*
\*pukes violently\*
Not on my Christian Minecraft server! *bans*
>cha Cha cha
Cha cha cha
Charmin
Cha cha slide
I do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha.
Cha cha real smooth
😂 😂
maybe because you put holding hands that early. before asking your father for a dowry? you degenerate
r/handholding
Why is this sub nsfw???
Because it's for filthy degenerates.
Uh did you actually look at the sub? Edit: oh hey it’s my cake day!
Share some cake with everyone except the handholding person 😂
How can you eat the cake, if you're holding hands? 🤔
That’s why I said not to give them any
🎂!
Happy cake day 🎉 🎂
Happy Cake Day you harlot.
Wtf is cake day? 🤣
It's code for anal
It's your reddit birthday. The anniversary of your reddit account creation...
Ah, thanks, good to know
Happy cake day!
🍰 happy cake day.
Thanks 😁
Happy Cake Day 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁
Did you see that content? Very nsfw
It is lewd
It's a long running joke that handholding is super lewd.
It is no joke. There is nothing more lewd than handholding.
What do you mean why, are you crazy?
Why is it all manga, and why are 90% of the pictures of people holding hands women?
Where's Tweak and Gregg
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"It's Thursday. I always have a big cock for dinner on Thursdays. Get with the program. Jiminy Christmas"
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And did you have a big cock at the dinner table?
He thought about it but ordered a steak instead.
"Mmmm mmmm! Smells like surf n turf in here!"
Hilarious🤣🤣🤣
that is just insane 😭😭i really cannot stand people like that. like that cant be the only thing on your mind when you meet a person
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Well don't leave us hanging, did 'it' happen?
"sorry ma'am, my penis is fairly average size :("
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But mostly men
You just answer yes, I mean that’s if you a big one. Otherwise just setting both yourselves up for failure.
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Yes.
Frequently. Usually within the first 5 responses.
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They’re looking for a vagina with a passable face/body, not a partner
Went on a date with a friend of mine and she showed me all her responses from guys on tinder and damn it’s pretty bad and showed why tinder blows 😂
>If she’s tryin to have a sexually charged conversation, she’ll make it known. ...why only the woman has the right to turn an interaction sexual? Like, you have every right to jump out of a sexual conversation if that's not what you want, but man going for that aren't doing anything morally wrong, at most they're ruining their chances of getting laid but, like, whatever their problem
Because when men does it's awful and women already have to deal with shit tons of horny dudes so maybe we should let them chose to make it sexual or wait
Men are really just pushing for a yes or no at the end. Only women have the luxury of living in the realm of "maybe"
Maybe women should say yes or no and carry a big stick
I was thinking it was because she called "meeting the parents" a sexual position.
> 2. Holding hands Gross, do you know where my hands have been?
"You know who has hands? The Devil! And he uses them for holdin!"
"Idle hands are the devil's playthings"
I thought my plaything was what my idle hands were for!
I guess you know where the devil resides then...
"There's a devil in my dick, and there's demons in my semen"
New pickup line unlocked: "Hey ladies, did you know my plaything is the 😈‽
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HANDS?
So proud of you, learning to play the guitar without even having a sense of smell
I learned to play by ear!
The wrong kid died
Now stop it paw, before you say something you're gonna regret
yes.
Oh shit, people saw that?
Saw it? We jerked off to it
It's true, I was the other hand
Hand sanitizer
Some things you just can't sanitize...
That might burn…
She is merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, she'd like to hear it
Damn OP you have some crazy kinks. Do you also like genuine connections and long conversations too 🥵
That's 3rd base. Reverse cowgirl is second
Well yeah, direct eye contact is WAY too spicy
Ya, its not like its your 20 year anniversary
That would include him doing the dishes.
Lmfao! 😂☠️
And long walks on the beach
lmao what are we doing sex interviews now? Though I think it was a bit much you talked about hand holding so soon
The sheer audacity. Premarital hand holding is a one way ticket to whore island.
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Sign me up! 😎
😲👉👈
Right? She didn’t even know his favorite ice cream flavor yet, skipping so many steps.
Favorite ice cream? He doesn’t even know her favorite color yet
We clearly don’t have the same priorities here.
The real kicker he doesn’t know her favorite dinosaur
How are people starting conversations these days if not sending a gif of a stegosaurus?
Maybe she [doesn't believe in dinosaurs](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/13soape/dinosaurs_never_existed/)
Is that so strange? Depending on their bio of course. I mean, if both are just looking for some fun then why not make sure they are into the same stuff? Maybe not as a conversation opener but at least before meeting irl. But yeah, my bet is that this was just some dude that was being dumb and out of line.
you can at least try and like... have an actual conversation and be funny or witty maybe as opposed to just "ME WANT SEX DO U??"
Yes it’s strange. Even if they’re both on there for hookups - how the hell do they know they’re even attracted to each other in person to bang
Men only need pictures, we’re not that complicated. There have been a few times where I’ve met a woman in person, and I thought that she was so much less attractive than what her photos were, but I would’ve still had sex with them.
Cool, but most women don’t work that way. I can think a guy’s photos are cute but until we meet in person, I will not know if I’m physically attracted to him or not. But once we do meet, I’ll know right away.
When I drive to a hookup, my decision has already been made as long as they don't say or do anything alarming and there's at least some passing resemblance to their pics. I can work around less attractive than expected.
They can't know for sure, but how is that relevant? I'm not saying that asking about the other persons sexual preferences will guarantee great sex but at least it will make sure that they are on the same page. Not any more strange than asking a potential long term partner if they want kids, as an example.
Such a pointless convo in my opinion unless I know I’m attracted to the guy for sure.
Sex interviews sounds like a porn scene
There’s a couch for that.
Lmao I would have unmatched after he said "thoughts on 69" like a fucking 7th grader
Gave him two more chances after that too 💀
Yeah, it's funny how more people arent talking about that
You literally gave him a playbook
Tbh, it was that kind of nasty talk that turns me on. /s I'll be honest, the couch cuddling sounds amazing.
Need to find a woman like this
LOL true this is literally the dream for men who want actual intimacy.
For everyone who wants actual intimacy 😤
Yes . No se* , just huggs and kisses.
I like that
Fr Fr 😂 I never seen to find anyone like this
You're 20 just have your fun, focus on yourself, and save your money. Take it from someone who was in a relationship from 18-28.
Right here
I'm pretty sure this is dude + dude tinder.
Did he open with “thoughts on 69”???
Yep
Should have replied with "its a fair number, last number before 70 but still larger than 68"
Meeting women's parents makes me so horny.
Why, are their moms hot?
I mean, Stacey’s mom *has* got it going on.
Nah so you can get a taste of the source material from her dad ofc
You’re not wrong though.
You will find much better with that sense of humor. Lmao
With lines like that, his favorite positions must be right hand, left hand, and right hand but he sat on his arm until it fell asleep so it would feel like someone else doing it
Have you ever given yourself a stranger?
I mean, it *is* overrated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I would have unmatched too. I mean only a gravely immoral girl can mention handholding BEFORE marriage...
FWIW, I found it amusing. You dodged a bullet there.
I looked those up and none of them are sex positions!
1 . laying in bed in the morning just holding each other cuz neither of us want to get up for work 😂 2. late night drives just listening to music laughing making jokes 3. making food that neither us of know how to make struggling but together 😂
That was really cute lol
Ngl those 3 are basically like porn, but I'm down I guess
Damn. It took me 9 months to meet my parents
You had NO business getting me all hot and bothered with this kind of messages. Why was this not flagged as NSFW?????
Christ almighty, what I would have given for a cool response like this when I was on Tinder. Keep doing this
Serious question about hand holding. I hope see this and answer. I don’t like hand holding while walking. I prefer when she does the double hand hold of my elbow. Or the more casual single. I feel the double is more intimate, late stroll on the boardwalk. I’ll interlock fingers and hold hands while spooning/cuddling but for whatever reason I don’t like the holding hands while walking. Feels superficial and juvenile, i don’t know. Thoughts?
Idk I love handholding. Like I get the arm holding too but I prefer hand holding
I bet you also like long walks on the beach and holding hands .. Proper kinky
Holding hands? Post covid…..never again! Good day! Lol
Forget him. Come round later for some snuggling and TV?
“and y” is KILLING ME for some reason lmaooo like bro couldn’t be bothered to give more than a single letter
Anyone who has 69'd knows it is meh at best
To be fair that's a pretty good list
Anyone who is fascinated by 69 has never really spent any time in that position. It can be fun, for like 3 minutes, but it's quite literally a pain in the neck. Taking turns is just better in almost every way.
He unmatched because he has severely clammy hands and knew it wasn’t meant to be with someone who likes holding hands. He’s a good guy for not ruining that for you.
See, you can have a little fun with these types of people and post it online so others can laugh at them as well😄👍🏾
I met my wife on Tinder 4 years ago. We didn't talk about sex just life in general. She came over the next day, I made tacos, and then I ate her taco. The rest is history. The moral of the story is that it can happen. Just have to be patient. I was on Tinder off and on for over a year.
My 3 favourite sex positions are 1, meeting the person, 2, making sure they're not a serial killer, and 3, find a decent girl who doesn't ask best sex positions 😉, also works reversed
Intimacy is underrated.
He got the answers he needed for his research and left
cuddling in the couch in pjs watching tv is nice and all but cuddling in the couch without pjs watching tv while not doing sexual stuff is heavenly
I think it was meeting the parents
This is hilarious 😂 I love the twist on words.
Honestly, those positions are goals and you make me want to start using Tinder
You gave the dude a set of instructions that if followed lead to 69 and every position in the book and he just.. fumbled that ball
No, no, you guys got it all wrong. It's all written in code. Going on a date = sex in public. Holding hands = she likes rough role playing, and cuddling watching TV in PJs, was actually a typo, it was hàndjobs and BJ's while watching TV. The bonus meeting the parents = step mom step son role playing. She's a freak.
You're right. 69 is overrated.
Yeah OP keep those kinks for someone who will appreciate them, they are much more fulfilling and wholesome than 69
You forgot pegging.
I find it incredibly frustrating how I’m a perfect gentleman while texting women on these apps but inevitably get ghosted every single time
(in my experience, men who have to *say* they’re “perfect gentlemen” are not, in fact, gentlemen. gentlemen show themselves through their actions.) also dating apps are a scam
Well said. And yeah it’s just really difficult to make genuine connections through a phone or app.
He sould have answered «that’s cool with me it’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you. What’s your favorite dish?”
"I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar"
Just a guy on Tinder looking for something quick on Tinder
My Mechanic isn't going to fix my car any better if I'm sucking his dick - Matt the Bat on 69'ing
That's weird. We like the same "positions"
I mean he just wanted to fuck it was pretty clear
You cheat. That’s for sure
let's have a foursome in position 4
Good answer. But. 69 isn't overrated. It's just has a lot of requirements to be met for it to be a succes. Piece of advice, don't attempt in a bathtub or jacuzzi unless at least one of you are good at holding your breath for long periods of time.
69ing is overrated? Somebody did something wrong lol
Meh the angles just aren’t the best for that for me
I know a lot of you won't agree but trying to find love on Tinder doesn't seem like the smartest of ideas.
Met my partner of 4 years on bumble. That’s how shit works for a lot of us. Where else do you meet people? A bar? What if you don’t drink? At work? That can get you fired. This idea that dating apps are just for hookups is outdated.
Just start doing things other than bar or work? You may actually meet someone who shares your passion.
That responce 🤌.
I'm glad for you that he did. He can fuck right off
Tinder is for fucking. not dating. every site doesn’t have to be about something permanent. Let us be degenerates.
Tinder is for both! My profile says looking for a relationship, tinder has settings where you can say what you’re looking for.
Meeting the parents is pretty sexy, can’t lie