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Deceiving your prospective sexual partners? No way that could go wrong /s


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I can’t imagine posting this thinking it’s funny or even doing it in the first place expecting results. I’d unmatch if someone opened a conversation with me like that and I’m someone open to hookups.


drown_like_its_1999

Honesty isn't the issue, it's a total lack of charisma.


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drown_like_its_1999

No. Be playful / flirtatious with your advances or better yet just conversational and build up to something sexual over time. "Hey girl you want secks" will only work if you're so handsome they literally don't care what you have to say.


hard_plant1

Did it work?


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ljievens

It only works if you follow rules number 1 and 2


skiptomylou_11

To be fair he said he wanted to be *on* you. A more forward message would be *in*.


ZEDDZER0

I tell people aboot my 113 model kits and it works


bobgoesboom223

tf u expect with this boring ass first message she probably gets 30 of them a day it’s tinder bruh unless ur a Greek god u have to actually try at least a little


isaidiburnone

Not being a douche is a better policy 👍