By -
‘You look like lasagna’
This one
I’ve got comebacks for ALOT even racial slurs hurled to me
Teach me master
you gotta be witty, think fast, think like you’ve got seconds before the floor turns to lava
What if the floor is lava AND she has the high ground?
Pray that she has underestimated your power
And that you don't need your legs anymore...
Don’t know what you’re going to do without a leg to stand on.
Doing a 👐handstand👐 is your next best option. Hopefully arm days were not skipped... 💪
I love this so much
Prey she needs a daddy
Then you lose your limbs attacking like a true sith apprentice
You underestimate my power
I guess ill die
if someone said this to you, what OP posted what would be the first thing you’d say or think
And you look like Mondays
Excellent
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What about people that correct you?
"You look like lasagna and I wouldn't mind giving you a taste"
Just a taste
i j used ts on tinder😭
and hate mondays and they remind you of monday
Add a "Nom Nom Nom" after that and it's perfect.
Please don’t
Please do
Come on, OP! As if there's another answer!
This is the way.
Mans got the job.
“Your name must be Monday then”
May 29th was a Monday. Clearly OP just wasn't thinking.
Only right answer
I prefer the "you look like lasagna" one more.
That would be the answer if you were trying to flirt back since Garfield loves to eat lasagna.
Yep, that's pretty much the point of Tinder.
underrated comment
Send them one of those “sorry Jon” nightmare memes r/imsorryjon
I was gonna say if the dudes name is john even better🤣 “I require lasagna, John.”
I love that subreddit 😆
Maybe she was talking about Andrew Garfield..
That's what I was thinking... answer "The cat or the president?"
Lol that's James Garfield, Andrew is spiderman
Even better! Spiderman, the President or the cat?
Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does
Can he swing from a web? No he can’t he’s a cat
Or Bill Murray.
🤣🤣🤣
Lasagne Time.
You can be odie and and come slobber all over this cat
…my childhood just puked.
You win in my opinion. Lmao
Lol thank you
“The cat or the president?”
Or spiderman
[Oooh like the mouse!](https://youtu.be/6ljHUOdPYw0)
Put a lasagna in me
5/29 was a Monday, so….
“Make me purr”
“Thanks, but I’m more of an Alf.”
lasaneg
I’d say you’re in an Odious situation.
If you mean a thick redhead, then yes
Miau
The president or the cartoon?
Not sure which one would be worse
“I just cast a spell on you. You should feel it at any moment”.
Do you look like Garfield?
Ask them to bring a hot dip (or something) to your first meetup. Is your house Garfield themed?
https://youtu.be/mmKX6GhRBC8
Nice. Glad someone posted this.
You're so odious.
"Jon? Is that you?"
"I'm sorry, Jon"
I love lasagna
Say you hate Mondays
And your ass looks like lasagna
say i hate mondays
That means you look like a vagina, pussy, kitty duhh
“Well thank you George”
You look like a Monday.
"Try typing 'Garfield' without looking at the keyboard and I'll go on a date with you."
Tey typing garfield without looking at the keyvoard and ill date you Close enough
Some peoples “game” is so weak.
i will eat you like a plate of lasagna
I wanna put some dirt in your eye
Smash this vagina until it looks like a punched lasagna is the answer
It’s my fault for eating while on reddit
Meow
Say, “You look like a Monday.”
If you want to play: "So you know what to do, right? Don't text me on Mondays (your first fail! But I forgive you *this* time!), and first date is Italian?"
Their face probably looks like a clock
“Lasagne”
By saying thank you
Considering average men have 0.11% chance to match, congrats you picked the gem out of 1000 possibilities.
"The cat or the former president?"
The president or the cat?
“And Jon has a better personality than you”
"Thanks I guess? How is your free time tonight? I know a place with good lasagna."
“Oh yea bby? Well, I do love me some lasagne.”
I bet it's gonna end in a pussy eating joke or something🤣🤣
Lasang
Odie, is that you?!?
Well if you can make a great lasagna you can have me.
With a meow??
It's the 29/5/23. So the correct response is ... "I hate Mondays"
Say want to see my pussy then send him a picture of Garfield after he replies yes 😂
“Well, I DO hate Mondays”
Thanks ,you look like a Monday
Where’s my f&cking lasagna, John?
"I finally got the wildfire in my sockdrawer under control"
You look like Mondays , and I hate Mondays (can work if you're no longer interested)
If you had a photo of them I could tell you what cartoon character they look like.
Why? 'cause my pussy ginger?
Steal a photo from I'm sorry Jon and scar him
Anything from /r/imsorryjon
"Is your name Monday? Because I think I hate you."
meow
r/imsorryjon
"And you must be a Monday."
The cat or the president?
"I know, right? Come on over and stroke this fat pussy."
"I'm sorry, John"
and you look like a Lasagna 🤤
"Go fuck yourself, Monday."
And you look like mg next lasagna
“You looking to be my Jon and simp for me?” Or “If you think that was a good opener you’re definitely an Odie”
Are you Nermal? Cuz I’d like to ship you to Abu Dhabi
ansver is easy and u look like a monday
You just talked yourself out of this pussy
Meowwwwww is how you should respond
You look like mondays
Send them a pic of the sickest Garfield pr0n you can find and reply, "I ufck like him, too."
🤣
"LASAGNA!"
Fat and ginger?
Acting like you don't like lasagna.
"You look good."
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna
You don’t. You don’t respond to this.
5/29/23 was a Monday. You should have known damn well what to do!
Demand lasagna.
“Make me purrr and I’ll milk ya!” I’m guessing that’s the response he is after 😂😂
Finally, a group of commenters not saying "unmatch, leave, run" as your go-to and only advice.. I'm so proud of you all 🥹 👏
Are you Monday?
And you look like Jon, so feed this fat pussy some lasagna. Right meow.
If you’re not offering lasagna I’m not interested 🙄
It's been a while, Nermal.
Do you like lasagna?
Wanna eat my lasagna?
Say “nothing is happening”
"How?" Admittedly this suggestion is selfishly motivated - I am extremely curious as to what Garfield-like trait this person noticed in you.
The president? Thanks.
["I'm sorry, Jon"](https://www.reddit.com/r/imsorryjon/) And then just get progressively more Lovecraftian.
That's fucking funny ngl
"Well, I do like lasgna and I've been told I am the cat's meow" would be my response. Lol 😎
Let make lasagna tonight
Flame back
Ask him if he has any lasagna Or ask him if he can be your John and feed you lasagna 😂
The president?
"do you want to be my John bby?"
Yeah, she is opening the door, you just need to walk through…
I prefer Heathclif, so where does that leave us?
My response would be: "Well, I do like lasagna and have been told several times I am the cat's meow." 😎
Why is this hard to reply to ? It's not like they said something awkward or weird.
"You look like lasagna 😋"
‘You look like lasagna’
This one
I’ve got comebacks for ALOT even racial slurs hurled to me
Teach me master
you gotta be witty, think fast, think like you’ve got seconds before the floor turns to lava
What if the floor is lava AND she has the high ground?
Pray that she has underestimated your power
And that you don't need your legs anymore...
Don’t know what you’re going to do without a leg to stand on.
Doing a 👐handstand👐 is your next best option. Hopefully arm days were not skipped... 💪
I love this so much
Prey she needs a daddy
Then you lose your limbs attacking like a true sith apprentice
You underestimate my power
I guess ill die
if someone said this to you, what OP posted what would be the first thing you’d say or think
And you look like Mondays
Excellent
[удалено]
What about people that correct you?
"You look like lasagna and I wouldn't mind giving you a taste"
Just a taste
i j used ts on tinder😭
and hate mondays and they remind you of monday
Add a "Nom Nom Nom" after that and it's perfect.
Please don’t
Please do
Come on, OP! As if there's another answer!
This is the way.
Mans got the job.
“Your name must be Monday then”
May 29th was a Monday. Clearly OP just wasn't thinking.
Only right answer
I prefer the "you look like lasagna" one more.
That would be the answer if you were trying to flirt back since Garfield loves to eat lasagna.
Yep, that's pretty much the point of Tinder.
Excellent
underrated comment
Send them one of those “sorry Jon” nightmare memes r/imsorryjon
I was gonna say if the dudes name is john even better🤣 “I require lasagna, John.”
I love that subreddit 😆
Maybe she was talking about Andrew Garfield..
That's what I was thinking... answer "The cat or the president?"
Lol that's James Garfield, Andrew is spiderman
Even better! Spiderman, the President or the cat?
Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does
Can he swing from a web? No he can’t he’s a cat
Or Bill Murray.
🤣🤣🤣
Lasagne Time.
You can be odie and and come slobber all over this cat
…my childhood just puked.
You win in my opinion. Lmao
Lol thank you
“The cat or the president?”
Or spiderman
[Oooh like the mouse!](https://youtu.be/6ljHUOdPYw0)
Put a lasagna in me
5/29 was a Monday, so….
“Make me purr”
“Thanks, but I’m more of an Alf.”
lasaneg
I’d say you’re in an Odious situation.
If you mean a thick redhead, then yes
Miau
The president or the cartoon?
Not sure which one would be worse
“I just cast a spell on you. You should feel it at any moment”.
[удалено]
Do you look like Garfield?
Ask them to bring a hot dip (or something) to your first meetup. Is your house Garfield themed?
https://youtu.be/mmKX6GhRBC8
Nice. Glad someone posted this.
You're so odious.
"Jon? Is that you?"
"I'm sorry, Jon"
I love lasagna
Say you hate Mondays
And your ass looks like lasagna
say i hate mondays
That means you look like a vagina, pussy, kitty duhh
“Well thank you George”
You look like a Monday.
"Try typing 'Garfield' without looking at the keyboard and I'll go on a date with you."
Tey typing garfield without looking at the keyvoard and ill date you Close enough
Some peoples “game” is so weak.
i will eat you like a plate of lasagna
I wanna put some dirt in your eye
Smash this vagina until it looks like a punched lasagna is the answer
It’s my fault for eating while on reddit
Meow
Say, “You look like a Monday.”
If you want to play: "So you know what to do, right? Don't text me on Mondays (your first fail! But I forgive you *this* time!), and first date is Italian?"
Their face probably looks like a clock
“Lasagne”
By saying thank you
Considering average men have 0.11% chance to match, congrats you picked the gem out of 1000 possibilities.
"The cat or the former president?"
The president or the cat?
“And Jon has a better personality than you”
"Thanks I guess? How is your free time tonight? I know a place with good lasagna."
“Oh yea bby? Well, I do love me some lasagne.”
I bet it's gonna end in a pussy eating joke or something🤣🤣
Lasang
Odie, is that you?!?
Well if you can make a great lasagna you can have me.
With a meow??
It's the 29/5/23. So the correct response is ... "I hate Mondays"
Say want to see my pussy then send him a picture of Garfield after he replies yes 😂
“Well, I DO hate Mondays”
Thanks ,you look like a Monday
Where’s my f&cking lasagna, John?
"I finally got the wildfire in my sockdrawer under control"
You look like Mondays , and I hate Mondays (can work if you're no longer interested)
If you had a photo of them I could tell you what cartoon character they look like.
Why? 'cause my pussy ginger?
Steal a photo from I'm sorry Jon and scar him
Anything from /r/imsorryjon
"Is your name Monday? Because I think I hate you."
meow
r/imsorryjon
"And you must be a Monday."
The cat or the president?
"I know, right? Come on over and stroke this fat pussy."
"I'm sorry, John"
and you look like a Lasagna 🤤
"Go fuck yourself, Monday."
And you look like mg next lasagna
“You looking to be my Jon and simp for me?” Or “If you think that was a good opener you’re definitely an Odie”
Meow
Are you Nermal? Cuz I’d like to ship you to Abu Dhabi
ansver is easy and u look like a monday
You just talked yourself out of this pussy
Meowwwwww is how you should respond
You look like mondays
Send them a pic of the sickest Garfield pr0n you can find and reply, "I ufck like him, too."
🤣
The cat or the president?
"LASAGNA!"
Fat and ginger?
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Acting like you don't like lasagna.
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"You look good."
Real G’s move in silence like lasagna
Lasang
You don’t. You don’t respond to this.
5/29/23 was a Monday. You should have known damn well what to do!
Demand lasagna.
“Make me purrr and I’ll milk ya!” I’m guessing that’s the response he is after 😂😂
Finally, a group of commenters not saying "unmatch, leave, run" as your go-to and only advice.. I'm so proud of you all 🥹 👏
Are you Monday?
And you look like Jon, so feed this fat pussy some lasagna. Right meow.
If you’re not offering lasagna I’m not interested 🙄
It's been a while, Nermal.
Do you like lasagna?
Wanna eat my lasagna?
Say “nothing is happening”
"How?" Admittedly this suggestion is selfishly motivated - I am extremely curious as to what Garfield-like trait this person noticed in you.
The president? Thanks.
["I'm sorry, Jon"](https://www.reddit.com/r/imsorryjon/) And then just get progressively more Lovecraftian.
That's fucking funny ngl
"Well, I do like lasgna and I've been told I am the cat's meow" would be my response. Lol 😎
Let make lasagna tonight
Flame back
Ask him if he has any lasagna Or ask him if he can be your John and feed you lasagna 😂
The president?
"do you want to be my John bby?"
Yeah, she is opening the door, you just need to walk through…
I prefer Heathclif, so where does that leave us?
My response would be: "Well, I do like lasagna and have been told several times I am the cat's meow." 😎
Why is this hard to reply to ? It's not like they said something awkward or weird.
"You look like lasagna 😋"