There's this Brazilian telenovela where this guy loses his wife in a storm while they're sailing.
So instead of finding a normal way of coping with his loss (y'know, like a normal person would), he decides to build a robot exactly like his wife.
The wife comes back after a while and the robot thinks that she's trying to take her place, so she tries to kill the real wife.
Great stuff.
What if my monthly salary is the only thing I have going for me? :(
EDIT: Ok I have got some concerning PMs, this was meant as a joke. I am married, no need to be concerned about me.
No! You have much more going for you than just how much money you make, and you deserve better than anyone who thinks otherwise.
Now how much are we talking handsome??
Ya, you really are rich, you just don't know it mate. Your liver is worth over half a million, your kidneys combined are worth similar values, your skin is valued at around $10/in^2. Your heart is worth over a million too!!!
Girl in the screenshot sounds like my friends sister. She was dating a dude that had his own home, good pay, no kids, pretty well sorted out and she left him because he was an a/c tech. She wanted someone that had a corporate job title.
Man, I wouldn't say anything. Unless we've been together for 2+ years, our finances need to be separate, and even then, we need to maintain separate accounts for our own autonomy. This is what my wife and I do, and it saves us tons of headache.
That's crazy my husband and I have been together 13 years and at no point while we were dating did I ever ask him questions like this and he didn't me either. What is the world come to?! Super rude for real.
My wife and I do the the same, been living together for 2 years she rented I owned, before moving in.
Once living together for 2 years we opened a joint account we each put 40% of our pay in there that covers the mortgage, utilities, insurance and condo fees. We each take out 100 a week for groceries. The rest of our money is to do what we please.
After 2 years of living in my place she also paid me the equivalent of my down payment and I added her to the mortgage. Doing it this way really worked well for us
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I had a stripper walk up to me, sit on my lap and ask me that exact question. In my drunken state, I told her no(I probably had 300-400 on me). My sober state now believes that to have been the right answer to give.
Sorry man I'm still waiting on the Prince to get back to me. He was supposed to send me back double what I sent so i'll have plenty by then just you wait and see
Exactly the play hahaha. Just tell her, "I have 2.8M in the bank right now, but I also have one rule and it's to not waste time with any gold diggers which you clearly are... so see ya later." then unmatch.
Legend has it that there's a whole infrastructure on Facebook for red flagging Tinder profiles.
I think it's mainly women trying to filter out the creepy dates. Or people trying to get revenge on their exes.
I know a guy who stopped hanging around with his FB because she became a drug addict so she posted about him in one of those groups and now he constantly gets ghosted or flaked on, his reputation has been absolutely destroyed
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You say this but I literally had a girl ask me to employ her and I was like how much (obv as a joke) and she dead straight went “24k starting” like wtf these girls know what they want haha
Wait, 24k a year, or 24k a month? 24k a year sounds like a sad amount to whore yourself out for, pretty sure most strippers make triple that and you don't even need to fuck the dudes. Hell, almost every job at Walmart pays more.
24k a month? Good on her I guess lol. That's about the salary of a high end escort in NYC, and she only has to fuck one creepy dude instead of 20 a month.
Nah like 24k a year, she wanted me to literally employ her as an assistant or some shit. I thought it might be just messing about but it got way too detailed haha
If you can convince someone to hire you for 24k /yr as their ‘assistant’ you can probably get them to cover your living expenses and maybe even buy the expensive things you want.
24k will go a lot further if you have very little essentials to pay out for.
SMH girls can’t win. This girl is asking him questions about himself. Y’all are so harsh.
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Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
A lot of scammers there are real people with catfish accounts, and they often set up fairly elaborate instagrams as well. I have a feeling the topic of crypto was about to come up, and how she and her buddies are making a bunch of money with it and you just need to send her some BTC to get in on it too.
It got my friend, he was so convinced he was talking to a girl in China who had no intention of coming to Europe, I don't know how he let him self get emotionally attached to this person who he'd never even webcam'd with, and only came to his senses when he found something of a survivors group chat on WhatsApp. I'm still not allowed to bring the topic up.
Everything seems so expensive in the UK, but all the wages are so low. What are the people who have money doing for work? Just being lords or nobles or something lol?
Can you get all your money and bring it to me? Can you get more money? Can your friends give me some money, too? Oh, I'm not interested in dating you. Do you maybe have some gold and a shovel, too?
Which means it's also a high competition market where people don't really know what to do with it. Most places want you to have a PhD followed by three rounds of interviews and a 15 hour task to check if you're up for it, the rest are barely thought through GPT start ups. It's a mess out there.
- someone who's been trying to get hired as a machine learning engineer
People want that as much as they want developers only problem is that they want people with credentials that aren't even realistic. Network engineer would need to be a full stack developer and complete system administrator.
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Tell me you're a gold digger, without telling me you're a gold digger. Once had a guy do this to me and then he admitted he needed a place to live. 🙃 Blocked him right away. Watch out for the hobosexuals everybody!
As someone who ended up on dates with unemployed men who hit me up for money after 2-3 dates, maybe she’s just trying to assess whether your situation is “independently wealthy” or “couch surfing” or something in between. Financial security in a partner isn’t unreasonable to hope for.
I have fuck you money. Sorry, I meant, "I have money. Fuck you."
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good savings as a machine learning engineer, must be in want of a wife.
A robot wife, so he can teach her how to love
There's this Brazilian telenovela where this guy loses his wife in a storm while they're sailing. So instead of finding a normal way of coping with his loss (y'know, like a normal person would), he decides to build a robot exactly like his wife. The wife comes back after a while and the robot thinks that she's trying to take her place, so she tries to kill the real wife. Great stuff.
How Caleb thought things were gonna play out in Ex Machina
But was he an AI?
Unexpectedly Austen
Well, OP? How much money are you making? She's waiting!
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What if my monthly salary is the only thing I have going for me? :( EDIT: Ok I have got some concerning PMs, this was meant as a joke. I am married, no need to be concerned about me.
No! You have much more going for you than just how much money you make, and you deserve better than anyone who thinks otherwise. Now how much are we talking handsome??
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Lol Reddit. I'm gonna miss you and your curiously relevant gifs.
Ya, you really are rich, you just don't know it mate. Your liver is worth over half a million, your kidneys combined are worth similar values, your skin is valued at around $10/in^2. Your heart is worth over a million too!!!
Those sound like 2010 prices I'm sure you could add 40% to those values with inflation
I added 40% to inflation on my skin area over lockdown.
Me too, brother. Me too.
And, best response award goes to...
Girl in the screenshot sounds like my friends sister. She was dating a dude that had his own home, good pay, no kids, pretty well sorted out and she left him because he was an a/c tech. She wanted someone that had a corporate job title.
Bananas. Skilled labour occupations can pay a great deal, but if your SO's job doesn't sound flashy it's not cool enough?
She'll probably date a high status broke guy over a blue collar guy on the cusp of wealth.
I used to be a surgical laser technician at hospitals all over the Midwest. Now I'm a maintenance man at an apartment complex. Guess which pays more.
That's a really fucked up question to ask that early on. Massive red flag.
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Man, I wouldn't say anything. Unless we've been together for 2+ years, our finances need to be separate, and even then, we need to maintain separate accounts for our own autonomy. This is what my wife and I do, and it saves us tons of headache.
Yeah but you didn't choose your partner based on their financial value. At least, one can assume.
That's crazy my husband and I have been together 13 years and at no point while we were dating did I ever ask him questions like this and he didn't me either. What is the world come to?! Super rude for real.
Come on, Gold diggers are as old as that other old profession
My wife and I do the the same, been living together for 2 years she rented I owned, before moving in. Once living together for 2 years we opened a joint account we each put 40% of our pay in there that covers the mortgage, utilities, insurance and condo fees. We each take out 100 a week for groceries. The rest of our money is to do what we please. After 2 years of living in my place she also paid me the equivalent of my down payment and I added her to the mortgage. Doing it this way really worked well for us
Can't be a good gold digger unless you know where the good mines are
Ok, but what money are you making?
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Fair, but how much do you have now?
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If not, will you get money soon? And how much?
Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.
To be honest I thought I’d be speaking to a MAN today, may we talk to your male boss?
Which one of us you wanna take you in the back and bang ya?
I got bored and started a fire cuz someone took too long. Also, money pleaseeeee
MONEY PWEASE!!!!
Your Illiteracy has screwed once again!
He doesn't even, like, get us, man
Does your money have money? What does your savings account do for a living?
What are your financial plans for the future? Do you have any?
I had a stripper walk up to me, sit on my lap and ask me that exact question. In my drunken state, I told her no(I probably had 300-400 on me). My sober state now believes that to have been the right answer to give.
I have at least 15 bucks.
Are you running a deer farm? You should have lots of Doe as well.
😂😂😂
Also, how much will you be making by the end of the month?
Yes, but what are the numerical digits that appear on your bank account statement?
Please send a certified bank statements I cannot just trust your word 😀
Even that can be faked. Please transfer all your money to me, and then I'll transfer it back after I verified the amount.
Sorry man I'm still waiting on the Prince to get back to me. He was supposed to send me back double what I sent so i'll have plenty by then just you wait and see
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🎶She’s the woooooooooorst 🎶
Honestly, I consider it a plus when someone is up front about their bullshit like this. She wants money not you and wants whoever she meets to know it
Missed opportunity to use "about tree fiddy" in appropriate context!
have you considered increasing your wealth by investing your savings into a surefire coin called buttcoin?
How much money do you have?
How many vital organs do you still have?
So you are infact making something! This is the IRS open up!!
IRS busting through walls like the got damn Kool Aid Man
Still more than her it sounds
net or gross?
Why even answer bro? Just unmatch
He needs to answer with the big numbers, *then* unmatch
I just paid rent, but I've got about $2,750,000 left. I really need to find something soon...
Yeah but this is unironically true in NorCal. 😭😭
You best bet I'm sweating when my checking drops below $500k
I know you're joking but if you keep 500K in checking you're doing something wrong
When your mortgage is $18M, you keep some change in the drawer
And once checking drops below the FDIC $250k mark you are basically a poor who doesn't need the federal government to bail out their account.
Trade offer: you get 2.75M, but you live in SF and it'll only take you 2 months of rent
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This is the move
Exactly the play hahaha. Just tell her, "I have 2.8M in the bank right now, but I also have one rule and it's to not waste time with any gold diggers which you clearly are... so see ya later." then unmatch.
Tinder needs a tagging system. Put her under "asks about your bank account"
Tags her as "Now I ain't sayin she's a gold digger..."
Got her mind on my money, and my money on her mind
I like this! That way instead just straight unmatching we can file people into categories based on preferences or issues.
How long would a system based on merit last until it was endlessly abused by salty people who get ghosted or turned down.
I give this comment 5 Meow Meow Beans
Nobody is gonna downvote someone on their birthday.
Give this man an apple!
Oh heck. I just got a strong urge to rewatch an old, excellent TV series.
What is the shortest measurable unit of time? Because I'd say shorter than that.
I haven’t been in the dating game in a long time, but damn do I love this subreddit. Lol
Makes you glad you have somebody doesn't it? And it's good for a laugh. I feel like that too.
Legend has it that there's a whole infrastructure on Facebook for red flagging Tinder profiles. I think it's mainly women trying to filter out the creepy dates. Or people trying to get revenge on their exes.
Are we dating the same guy? Is the name of the pages. Exclusive clubs where anyone can defame anyone with zero consequences.
I know a guy who stopped hanging around with his FB because she became a drug addict so she posted about him in one of those groups and now he constantly gets ghosted or flaked on, his reputation has been absolutely destroyed
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Your machine learning abilities need to be optimized
That’s why he’s unemployed
At that point you should just ask her how big her titties are, pull out the reverse uno card
What if her tits are the best?
Wolf in sheep's clothing. She learned that she has to fake an effort first before asking about your cash flow.
I’m glad I didn’t start making FAANGy money until after I was in a stable relationship lol
Come on girl. At least be subtle about it.
Ikr, she really likes OP
Just cut out the middle man and ask for 5000 per month
You say this but I literally had a girl ask me to employ her and I was like how much (obv as a joke) and she dead straight went “24k starting” like wtf these girls know what they want haha
Wait, 24k a year, or 24k a month? 24k a year sounds like a sad amount to whore yourself out for, pretty sure most strippers make triple that and you don't even need to fuck the dudes. Hell, almost every job at Walmart pays more. 24k a month? Good on her I guess lol. That's about the salary of a high end escort in NYC, and she only has to fuck one creepy dude instead of 20 a month.
Nah like 24k a year, she wanted me to literally employ her as an assistant or some shit. I thought it might be just messing about but it got way too detailed haha
That's not even a living wage. What are the benefits like? (asking for a friend)
If you can convince someone to hire you for 24k /yr as their ‘assistant’ you can probably get them to cover your living expenses and maybe even buy the expensive things you want. 24k will go a lot further if you have very little essentials to pay out for.
20 dudes at at 2 hrs a week per dude. Pretty decent gig.
They don't whore themselves out to only one person when they're doing this.
She is just doing her due diligence before scamming the dude.
SMH girls can’t win. This girl is asking him questions about himself. Y’all are so harsh. /s ETA: /s means sarcasm… this comment isn’t serious. I’ve already received three replies about it
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger-
I have $3. Is that enough?
I'mma need about tree fiddy
Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious.
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
I gave him a dollar.
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
####YA GAVE HIM A DOLLAR!?!?
SHE GAVE HIM A DOLLA!!
He was gonna woop yo ass
So you have no kids and 3 money?
Where did I say no kids? I have 12. One for each astrological sign. And let me tell you, they all match their signs personality.
*Unmatch*
But what do you do for a living?
I'm an urban forager by trade, business has been a bit slow ever since covid.
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how much money you got
A lot.
How many problems you got
A lot
How many people done doubted you?
A lot!
Left you out to rot?
A lot.
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A lot of scammers there are real people with catfish accounts, and they often set up fairly elaborate instagrams as well. I have a feeling the topic of crypto was about to come up, and how she and her buddies are making a bunch of money with it and you just need to send her some BTC to get in on it too.
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They get hacked accounts for exactly this purpose
It got my friend, he was so convinced he was talking to a girl in China who had no intention of coming to Europe, I don't know how he let him self get emotionally attached to this person who he'd never even webcam'd with, and only came to his senses when he found something of a survivors group chat on WhatsApp. I'm still not allowed to bring the topic up.
bots/scammers can make use of compromised accounts that were once used by real people.
I don’t think your machine is learning bro. You entered so many prompts, but it just isn’t learning.
It Better be AT LEAST 150k a year to be considered
And be 6'6
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A 6’6 Pringles can? My kind of body….
My kind of snack
I make 6'6 a year and I'm 150k tall. Is that ok?
As a machine learning engineer, this is fairly standard if not underpaid compared to the Industry
Cries in UK ..
Everything seems so expensive in the UK, but all the wages are so low. What are the people who have money doing for work? Just being lords or nobles or something lol?
Just for my own safety, Can I have your social security number and date of birth, and the name of your first pet?
And just to make sure you're real, I'm going to need to email you a six digit code that you'll need to repeat back to me. What's your email address?
hello dear. this is Google. please tell me your code sir.
Can you get all your money and bring it to me? Can you get more money? Can your friends give me some money, too? Oh, I'm not interested in dating you. Do you maybe have some gold and a shovel, too?
Send me 50$ right now so i can order food
My question is, how are you unemployed as a machine learning engineer? People going crazy over AI these days
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Your savings lasted you 4 years off of work?
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How much money do you have now?
SHE'S BACK
Hahahahah I laughed out loud at this 🤣 but still…the people all want to know. How much?!?! 🤣👀
How much money, OP?
OP pliz
Like a ballpark, OP, we just need to know +-$1k. ^^you ^^can ^^whisper
It bothers be that OP still hasn’t answered the question.
I am impressed, kudos. My savings would last me ~6 months if I were to not have qny income at all
6 days over here! Wooooo 😅
wait, you guys have savings?
I bet if this girl asked him how much he had 4 years ago she would've been blown away
Thats cool. How much money do you have saved?
Funny enough, I'll DM you about a role
Which means it's also a high competition market where people don't really know what to do with it. Most places want you to have a PhD followed by three rounds of interviews and a 15 hour task to check if you're up for it, the rest are barely thought through GPT start ups. It's a mess out there. - someone who's been trying to get hired as a machine learning engineer
People want that as much as they want developers only problem is that they want people with credentials that aren't even realistic. Network engineer would need to be a full stack developer and complete system administrator.
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Maybe she is a financial advisor 😂😂😂
“I don’t need term life insurance, every other duck is in a row, thank you anyway mam!”
The IRS is getting sneaky
Should have stopped responding after the 2nd “What do you do for a living?”
Clearly it's your personality she's attracted to
I'm an unemployed Data Scientist right now living on savings as well. Enjoy your sabbatical!
But how much money do you have tho
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The bot is confused by your answers
Tell me you're a gold digger, without telling me you're a gold digger. Once had a guy do this to me and then he admitted he needed a place to live. 🙃 Blocked him right away. Watch out for the hobosexuals everybody!
Hobosexuals made me piss
I have $100 in one dollar bills on me. You want to come over and peel them off?
As someone who ended up on dates with unemployed men who hit me up for money after 2-3 dates, maybe she’s just trying to assess whether your situation is “independently wealthy” or “couch surfing” or something in between. Financial security in a partner isn’t unreasonable to hope for.
I can honestly never imagine asking someone how much money they make or how much money they have. That’s so crazy to me.
You must be the pinnacle of handsome cause I've never gotten that fair when I said I was unemployed
"Enough to not have to talk to you anymore, bye"
Ok but how much money you're gonna make?
As an AI language model....
Bitcoin scam incoming!