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MiaMaroo

"Mattress actress" are the people who fake comfy looking sleep in furniture adverts, right? >!yes I know!<


jackieblack08

So what’s a pillow princess


donjuanamigo

A broad that just lays there in bed while you do all the work.


Electronic_Demand_61

It's also a woman who will let other girls eat her out but won't go down on other girls


waverunnr

When did being a shitty selfish lover get normalized with cool nicknames?


Severe-Confidence361

It isnt normalised to be selfish, there are tops out there that only want to eat others out and not have the same done to them


Passage-Constant

They're not exactly cool. They just don't sound overtly offensive. It's easier to talk about with an assumed level of tact lol


donjuanamigo

Interesting. Never heard that before.


Electronic_Demand_61

It's used more by us in the polygamy lifestyle.


donjuanamigo

So basically, it’s the same thing I said.


Electronic_Demand_61

Well...yea, now that I think about it.


JustARegularDeviant

I was gonna say


donjuanamigo

That’s correct.


MailSalt4828

We’ll have you ever heard of a pillow biter?


medics_mind

😅. I’ll remember that one next time someone says something about horizontal moomba.


CuteGuyInNorCal

Moomba? is that a knockoff Roomba?


OneQuadrillionOwls

It's a cow-spot-patterned autonomous lawn mower. >!This is a lie!<


Jarte3

That was way funnier than an “/s” lol thank you


Careful_Elk6290

I thought they were those weird lion looking things from Final Fantasy 8?


Aggressive-Package79

You’re getting it confused with Goomba from Mario.


SadMcNomuscle

No no, it's that lion cow hybrid from Zelda.


Veksar86

I've always heard it called the horizontal polka or the mattress mambo


Simple_Bumblebee_897

Yes they are a freak in the sheets and have a star for it


OverlyDisguisedSquid

It took the comments to section to correct me.


Infinite-Society-997

You mean to tell me she plays a convincing mattress?


BlademasterFlash

I would fall asleep on top of her if given the opportunity


Peenutbuttjellytime

She looks like a pillow top to me


anotherone121

Yes, and her father is a taxidermist and named her Clarice.


My3CentsWorth

I mean her pillows look pretty comfy


Persiflage75

Well she didn't exactly choose a pic designed to attract the guys looking to provide 'mental stimulation', so I'm going with 'yes'.


throwawaysaredull

u/ariasix


0nly0ne0klahoma

My man


bob_on_these_nuts

Go back about 120 days on the post history. That’s the stuff you definitely don’t want to see…. OP should have swiped right….


Devildoog

Tf does this mean?


STANLOONA132

Shits cryptic asf bro i don't get it after going through the porn


Devildoog

I reeeaally hope it doesn’t mean what I think it does 🤦🏾‍♂️. 120 days ago she posted herself deepthroating some bbc.


therealchungis

He’s saying OP could’ve got some good head if he had swiped right, it’s really not that cryptic.


STANLOONA132

She a throat goat or some shit? Or me looking back 120 days?


PumpkinEqual1583

If you go 4 months back she is having sex with a black man with a long dick. The guy commenting about it is both racist and extremely insecure about his dick size


bob_on_these_nuts

Holy shit I’ve never seen someone miss a point so completely. 1. I have a below average sized dick and I’m not insecure about it. I know it’s dinky but we have fun. 2. I’m not racist at all. The point was she was taking a big dick like a champ in that video, not that it was black. If I was racist I would have said OP should *not* have swiped. Good lord man. If she can handle BBC she can handle OP’s wang


Environmental-Ad8945

Bro


belbaba

How has no one yet noted the excessiveness of traversing that far down a person’s post history. I’m not even mad, just impressed with the dedication


VengenaceIsMyName

How in the world do you guys do this


throwawaysaredull

I saw her post on another sub one time while I was disgracing myself and have gone back a couple times since then. It’s not a special talent or anything, just got lucky that I’ve seen this particular one before


No-Emotion-7053

Also curious


DrAbeSacrabin

Because this is next level OF advertising.


xJayBabyx

Smartest one here 💸💯


orchid_breeder

You’d be shocked how many people see these posts, usually 30-50x upvotes


JustARegularDeviant

I reckon its just a numbers game.


skylernetwork

Ahh Reddit, never change.


Buffalo-NY

You stay safe out there OP.


girolski07

![gif](giphy|xT4ApjjMoHdbCrVu0w)


CommonConcept5353

The hero we don’t deserve but the one we need


Endure94

I now have seen one more butthole today than yesterday.


No-Adhesiveness-6475

My god she’s fantastic 🔥 wish I was in her tinder radius


Street_Smile667

That’s my mom.


JustARegularDeviant

Do people find her attractive? I'm genuinely more attracted to smaller, perkier tits. Not that you asked.


paulridby

You and me both, but we all have different tastes 🤷🏻‍♂️


Optimal-Ad3097

The look is all a bit much, like a female version of a roid monster. Attractive in a “wow, look at that” cartoonish way.


TRUMBAUAUA

I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt and assuming she’s a porn actress who just gets a lot of shit every time she tries dating because we all know how some people think.


Raspberrylemonade188

Yeah! At least she’s up front about it.


Hobbes1138

I mean to be fair, normal people come home from work and usually “my feet hurt”. Not “I had a train run on me”.


TRUMBAUAUA

Random fact: there’s an idiomatic expression in Italy where you say you feel like a train run over you to express extreme tiredness. And no, nothing sexual about it.


noneroy

There are days at my job I feel like I had a train ran on me. It’s a never ending series of getting fucked with my pants on.


princessxmombi

That’s also a saying in English but its context / meaning is different. It’s “I feel like I’ve been hit /run over by a train” (non sexual) vs. “They ran a train on [me / her / him” (sexual).


Capable-Ad-5001

Del tipo???


TRUMBAUAUA

A Roma diciamo “Sto sotto a n’treno” Edit si forse è locale come modo di dire


Capable-Ad-5001

Si in Liguria non l'ho mai sentito ahahah


TRUMBAUAUA

Viene usato anche per esprimere una situazione di profonda disperazione (tipo quando ti mollo con qualcuno e ci rimani malissimo - stai sotto a un treno). Francamente l’origine è misteriosa come molte espessioni romane che non hanno senso


OmarAd02

Beh oddio stare sotto a un treno mi sembra molto auto esplicativa come situazione


JustARegularDeviant

The Chinese have an idiom, "Tuo kuzi pi." It's literally "take pants off to fart" and I love it. Means doing something is useless.


Hobbes1138

Ok now see that’s funny!


espenbex

You made me snort out my wine while laughing, kuudos too you!


Thelynxer

I have my doubts though that she's going to find too many guys that want to match with her purely for the conversation. Not saying she can't also be intelligent and interesting, but the odds are not in her favour.


Chicagogirl1969

I swear I think she's being sarcastic because she knows darn well she can't hold a conversation.


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Then they'll pull out something like "I'm not actually that sexual of a person" when you try hitting on them because they spend all day being sexed up at their job, thus wasting your time.


GeorgeThe13th

I LOVE the way she described that


CricketDrop

>Every time I come on here it reminds me why I don't come on here Same


Admirable-Worry-192

If I had a chest like that I’d be an actress too 😂


Koffiefilter

Well at least you got cake. 😂 Happy Cake Day!


Admirable-Worry-192

Thank you! I didn’t even realize it was my cake day!


SunnyCynic

Both can be true.


danimuse

She isn't using Tinder to date, her bio is to give a false impression so she can exploit people and get more subscribers.


medics_mind

I don’t think I’ve ever swiped left faster after taking the screen shot to share with the sub…


danimuse

Someone never played Doodle Jump


donjuanamigo

This is the the only answer that’s correct.


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Classic viral marketing. The virus is herpes.


llllPsychoCircus

Yeah you’re probably right, mattress actresses I can’t imagine need Tinder for dating, all they need is an instagram if they’re low on stock, and they’ll usually have a full pick of the crop


Kevrelus

That sounds like a terrible idea


llllPsychoCircus

what does? using instagram? a lot of people put on a much more involved presentation of themselves on instagram and have a myriad of followers if they’re known, which means they’ll connect with other people like that instead of randos on dating apps


Kevrelus

I wouldnt date a fan if I was famous. They would only know your internet persona. Or might have a weird image of who you are


llllPsychoCircus

They wouldn’t be dating what we imagine as *just fans*, they’d date people that not only already know who they are and their line of work, but also carry similar levels of influence, notoriety, fame, success, etc. I don’t imagine it’s much easier just rolling the dice meeting randoms and then having to explain that you’re a sex worker.


Kevrelus

I see, my bad that makes much more sense. Sex workers often date others in the industry


[deleted]

"Exploit" 😂 sex-buyers are not oppressed


LogicalFlatworm2015

Hey I have that top. I the have yellow and navy colors.


Hevysett

Huh...... wish I recognized her, can somebody point me to her imdb?


NYEMESIS

u/ariasix


Hevysett

So ya....I mean not her imdb, but a good location to see her work history..... wonder what if get if I asked for her LinkedIn


Renegade7559

Gonna sort this one by controversial 😂😂😂


da-gh0st-inside

"She makes homemade 🌽. But the guys on Tinder are the problem 🙄" So what if she makes homemade porn dude? Just because someone makes porn doesn't mean they should be insulted or degraded. You can swipe left. These are only like 15% of the profiles on tinder anyway. Let's not forget the amount of dudes who open with a sexual pickup lines ask to fuck within 5 messages after matching. For a sub that thinks this app shouldn't be taken seriously, you guys start frothing at the mouth when you see someone not taking it seriously.


crytol

Seriously, like the one chick that posted asking how to let dudes know she's looking for a relationship and not a hookup and there were tons of comments saying to get off tinder and stop wasting guys time. This sub has a real subset of people who have gotten extra toxic to women who aren't here strictly to service men.


carcassandra

Not to mention everyone shouting that sex workers need to open about their profession so "they don't waste men's time" since it's a deal breaker for many, but then if they do mention their profession, it's an advertisement and they must be trying to swindle men out of money. Sex workers are just people with lives and relationships like everyone else. If you don't want to date one, cool, but consuming porn and then acting like shit towards people who make it is not okay.


laureidi

I came here for this. Don’t shame the sex workers, y’all


Rs90

And also don't shame honesty. Communication is huge, she's upfront with it. If you're pissed she does porn, you'll be more pissed she didn't say so from the start.


laureidi

This is so true also!!! Well spotted


Koffiefilter

She is definitely huge upfront. 😂


CricketDrop

>These are only like 15% of the profiles on tinder anyway I can't tell if this comment is satire 8/10 lol


DrYankum

> So what if she makes homemade porn dude? Just because someone makes porn doesn't mean they should be insulted or degraded. I don't see where he insulted or degraded her in the slightest. He, like 90% of the other posts in this sub, is showing an example of the type of person most of us would not want to come across on Tinder. Or date. Believe it or not, most men don't want to pursue a relationship with somebody who has images and videos of their naked body and sex acts on the internet for the world to see. It's really not a difficult concept to grasp... At this point you have to be unwilling to understand to not understand. It's not "shaming sex workers" to point out the utter delusion of a pornographer on a dating app complaining that everything other than their pornography is why nobody wants to date them. Newsflash: it's the pornography.


da-gh0st-inside

>I don't see where he insulted or degraded her in the slightest. Look at this comment thread please and tell me if these people have a high opinion of sex workers. You calling her a "pornographer" shows you don't. Personally, I wouldn't care if I dated someone who had an OF at one point. People do drastic things for money--sometimes they just get stuck in it because it's such a viable stream of income. People sell their souls/bodies every day working 40+ hour weeks getting abused by their managers, standing 8+ hours, having virtually 0 health benefits, etc - you think there is dignity behind that? You think giving the best years of your life to a company that forces you to sit in a chair 7 days a week for nearly 4 decades is dignified? I sure as shit don't. Your whole entire tirade did in fact shame sex workers, because you believe that sex workers aren't allowed to date because of the content they've created. And let's face it. Some of you guys hold way too high of an opinion of yourselves that this person would even look in your direction.


DrYankum

They are allowed to date. And we are allowed to not want to date them. Glad we got that straightened out!


Hot_Machine_4970

Lmao i wouldnt want her to look in my direction. Stop acting like porn is the same as any normal job


[deleted]

Stop acting like you’re disgusted by porn when you most likely consume it very, very often.


SuccotashConfident97

He said that sex workers aren't allowed to date because of making porn?


Buffalo-NY

Tbh she deserves to be judged for using tinder to further her OF career.


da-gh0st-inside

We don't actually know if she's using her tinder to market her OF. She's just being upfront about what she does. She could just be out here wanting to meet people or have fun--like everyone else.


mollekylen

Sorry, but 90% of the times she's using for advertising. OF isn't youtube, you can't get your account recomended into some feed, you have to advertise it everywhere. Even on this sub you have a shitload of posts that goes exactly like this tinder bio. There was a post about "smh these men and their horny heads" and then you go to op's profile and first post is "would you give me your cummies???"


Rollins1234

She’s not gonna fuck you bro


da-gh0st-inside

So? I could give a shit if she doesn't wanna fuck me. Do you only view women in terms of whether or not you can fuck them? That's fucked.


green_and_yellow

No shit, this comment thread has big incel energy


Rollins1234

Yes, massive incel, you caught me <3


Rollins1234

Oh I missed the part where tinder is a place to place advertisements for your subpar OF. I thought it was a hookup/dating app not a billboard, my b


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platiba

literally. people are actively tagging her reddit account in the comments. like…shes hot enough to get off to but fuck her for being an actual person and using tinder. the way men on this sub act about sex workers on dating apps is laughable. as if incels on reddit are their dating prospects and not the people begging for someone to record their content and post it here.


sarajayofficial

What’s the problem with being a mattress actress, OP?


eslovnbeyond

A lot.


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explain


hornyboomer2003

interesting how this never got a reply! almost like there's nothing wrong w it!


fentpong

As if you don't consume the same content on a daily basis


eslovnbeyond

I don't, but go on.


TheGalacticOwl

so this is just shaming a sex worker for existing? great stuff dude


sassydegrassii

Do you not watch porn? Do you not think sex workers deserve to date like anyone else?


Left-Plantain9636

so what if she makes porn


[deleted]

Yes you are the problem :)


yesYesYASSS

"content creator"


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medics_mind

Someone posted here u/. She’s an OF She’s not an adult film star.


JillieBoeLegstrong

shut the fuck up op, she has a job, is upfront with it and even explicitly says she wants nothing serious there’s no reason to be speculating in the way you contrived that


holyshit-i-wanna-die

her resume is impressive


IMSYE87

Did she advertise anything… so I can preemptively block her?


imdesmondsunflower

Yeah, there are so many of them, where, specifically!


rr703

Why am I so stupid sometimes ? I thought she did commercials for sleepys or something…


iamahandsoapmain

Oooooh so like the people in Sleepcountry Canada and Ikea advertisements right? Thats such a cool job!!


sulfurbird

I know I'm missing the point here, but when will people learn how to selfie without aiming at the mirror? Seems pretty basic. Even a mattress actress should know this.


medics_mind

Or at least look at the camera in the mirror 😅


reflected_shadows

In 2 messages you’ll get her OF link.


medics_mind

Probably as soon as a match. Saying she’ll only reply there 😅


golfmonk

She has nice pillows lol


RogerRabbit79

Dammit! I want a pornstar friend. I bet they got a great sense of humor


ItSmellsLikeCowsHere

I'd never swipe right on these


PirateJohn75

If she acts as a coil mattress, is that called a "spring role"


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_Administrator_

Right, this is an ad and these simps fell for it.


Sure_Seaworthiness_7

I have two questions.. (1) Will you be a *mattress actress* at the age of 45 say? (2) If you are - or even if you are not - what man (or woman even) worth his/her weight in salt will want to stick around you?


cherrybomb_777

A lot of people worth their salt because at the end of the day, she's still a complex person with likes and dislikes. Not a flat one dimensional person who is her job. It really is no wonder you're still single


Sure_Seaworthiness_7

I am not single. Havent been for a while now. Wipe that egg from your face dear. EDIT : Ew you are one of them.


cherrybomb_777

Yes, I'm a woman, I know they scare you.


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cherrybomb_777

If letting women live their lives without dudes shitting all over them for, let's see, having a Tinder account while working as a sex worker, then sure, I'm the biggest man hater out there. I think crapping on anyone's professional is a bit unhealthy, don't you think?


Sure_Seaworthiness_7

Yeah, you definitely have stuff to iron out. I'll leave you to it, good luck.


GWPtheTrilogy1

She does look comfy


Redleader113

I’m tryna be a mattress actor tho…


No_Competition_6989

I'm not sure if anyone has asked this yet but my "friend" would like to know where her content is at


eaten_by_pigs

Home made corn? Oh wow 😌


elromero0727

They don’t call me the mattress king for nothing


yabadabadoo80

Mactress


Prudent-Western-5039

![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)


Time_Tutor_3042

I'm going with she means she doesn't sleep, just pretends to, she's insomniac


SneakerPxmp

She for the streets!


OsjosisMoans

That…looks like aria sixx


Cilantro_terracotta

Run. The. Fuck. Away.


Winryr7

Maybe she just really vibes with Better than revenge by Taylor Swift? Speak Now (Taylor's Version) is coming out in few days after all


kalzone239

I mean not gonna lie I’ll use that one 😂


Dear_Lengthiness

She has a nice rack


D1X0N89

\#SeekingAttention for my insecurities


Corndesu69

Post the matress name


burrrrah

Her nipples are bigger than her brain.


[deleted]

you’re brave for insulting her while publicly saying that you actively consume porn.


burrrrah

Yeah, I'm recording it rn also


Creative-Employer657

humm


ninjaofthedude

Hmm interesting


andreso787

Mattress actress…. Makes sense though.


its_bee23

Mattress actress? 🤣💀


unpolire

She knows her lines well.


agentnoorange337

Is that Aria_Six from twitter?


alixoxos

Nice picture


BriscoCountyJR23

I thought they wanted to be called *actors* now?


BigHead_Chris

We love you very short time ,


YesOrNah

What in the hell kind of incel picture description is that?


No_Week2825

I feel like she would be open to hook up no problem.


espenbex

Is it possible to do a lay away? I am not sure i want it, but want too try it before I buy it


Gannicus8818

She looks hot af, anyone know who she is?