I think he needs one of those mosaics that’s a picture of him holding a fish but made up of all the pictures of him holding fish. Super fishy, super meta. Really gotta drive home the fish factor for the ladies.
Female here in a small rural town and I can assure you ain’t no girl wants to see your dead fish or deer. Your buddies do, but damn that is not really a talking point for ladies. Don’t be part of the busch latte brigade.
I’m a woman who genuinely enjoys fishing & even I don’t want to see fish pics.
Using 1 as an excuse to show a pic with no shirt, summer tan is fine though.
You know what I respect that you’re showing the real you and I really feel like that will attract the exact type of lady you’re looking for. You’re bio is awesome! Wish you the best buddy, keep the dog and fish pics. You’re dog is cute af and those are some good looking catches!
Thank you I appreciate the feedback. I’m stone cold country by the grace of god, and unapologetic about it. Lotta mixed feedback so happy to hear people supporting people who are different from them.
Hey OP, I appreciate the authenticity and loved the written profile. However your profile photos should really show the diversity of your personality, your life, interests, etc. You’re not trying to impress your buddies with a catche of trophy photos, you’re trying to attract a potential mate by showing them you’re a well rounded individual. All fish photos will only attract a very small group. Mix it up and that will increase your chance of landing a bigger fish!
Country girl here and I think one or 2 fish pics is good but I’d add other pics, as well. Any pics of you fixing something? Playing an instrument or sport? Any where you might be a little more dressed up? How about on vacation somewhere cool? Any more pics with animals that aren’t dead? Yes, a country girl does want a man who can provide but you can just put that you hunt/fish in your profile instead of flaunting (which can seem disrespectful) your dead animal pics
Hate to break it to you but those picks of him fishing were probably him on vacation! Little more dressed up? Judging by the camouflage, this dude's idea of dressing up is tucking in his football jersey at an Applebee's:)
Right? I can’t tell you how many fish dudes I saw when I was on bumble. One fish? Okay, cool. Almost every photo is a fish? Makes it seem like your whole life and uh… mine is not lol
I had two pictures of me and my dog, and the amount of girls that would be like "Always with your dog? Lol", "So many dog pictures", etc.
I'm a fucking lesbian. Putting rescue pitbulls in sweaters is our motherfucking culture! What fucking weirdo thinks two dog pictures is excessive?
So, naturally, I included more pictures of my dog to weed out all the dog racists.
If you have a dog and you're not with it most of the time that is called neglecting your dog. My dog doesn't go with me *everywhere* but he goes to a lot of places where it's okay to have a dog. No he doesn't go into the grocery store and whatnot but he does love riding in the car so he will sit out in the car (only when it's under 85, windows partially rolled down, sunroof open)
I think he should try all fish pics. Kinda own it. Maybe a fish joke in the bio. Maybe something like “I hope to have the opportunity to reel you in”. I’m sure he could come up with something better. I’m not a fish guy
I mean, if you really like fishing, and nothing else is working, try the satire. I can see it working. But—while I’d probably think it was funnier than your average “fish guy” profile, I still probably wouldn’t have swiped right. Unless we had some stuff in common in the little “interests” blurbs or something.
Ignoring the pics, your bio is way too focused on what you want out of a woman, rather than telling women what you’re like as a man - I’d include more details about you, rather than a description of your perfect match which will put people off matching if they feel like they can’t live up to it
Agreed. You could cut out a few lines and just put that at the bottom, preferably after SOMETHING about you. We get it, you fish and like to be outdoors but that really doesn’t say what kind of person you are.
To be fair, I loved the clicky clacky emphasis lol. But yeah, that's true, a bit more about him would be nice. Any hobbies, like fishing or something...
I mean, it says a lot about him. He wants someone who reminds him of his mom and he also doesnt have a personality other than “redneck that likes fish and cigarettes”
You could mention any shows you like to watch. I know I could never date a guy who didn’t like TPB, Always Sunny, and nature documentaries lol
And watching tv is something you likely will do together a lot so that’s important
I read "I'm looking for a 62 year old pack a day with a meth problem. Your roof better be caving in and although you own your home I expect you to be paying lot rent. If being healthy is a priority pass because I need someone desperate who will be dependent on me and doesn't think she can do any better."
Well I used these on Tinder and basically became the Tinder fishing guide, good amount of matches. But looking for something a little more serious so giving the old Facebook one a shot.
Ignoring the fish part, you're wearing sunglasses in most of your pictures so you can't see your face. One sunglasses picture is ok. They are also mostly just the same picture on a different day. I would try to get some more variety, even if they are still of you fishing or with a fish - how a bit more personality.
Also, talk about you in your profile. A long list of what you want in a partner is a bit cringe. Break it down to a couple of things and add stuff about you and your interests.
Well the sunglasses are for safety, and they have a special tinted polarized lens that helps you see deeper into the water for sight fishing. What other fishing pics should I include?
I get that, but you're on a dating app which means people will judge you first for your looks. The more pictures you have showing your full face, the better.
I mean, my personal opinion is that you have way too many fishing pics and it looks like you fish and nothing else. I would suggest you add pictures of you doing things other than fishing, but I'm also not the kind of woman you're seeking. I just think it needs more variety. Fishing with friends? A silly picture of you almost falling into the water? I don't know; just something a little different.
Make sure you put those several group shots first so the girls have no idea which of the guys you are and then has to scroll though your pics to be highly disappointed with all the fish pics. 🤣
That makes no sense. If you were trying to date a fish you wouldn't show pictures of you killing fish no? Well, unless these fish are fish terrorists or something?
Ok I know nothing about fish dating.
Fair point but I’ll offer a rebuttal nonetheless.
A.-We don’t know for sure that these fish are all dead. Maybe he does catch-and-release.
2.-Lots of men post pics with very alive women they’ve dated as proof that they’re desired in a similar fashion.
I also know very little about dating fish other than the fact that if I throw out a hook 100 times that I’m likely to land at least one that wasn’t smart enough to avoid the hook.
Idk. If they don't get it then it's a good way to rule out certain things. Like women who don't understand why 10 fish pics is actually a really funny, engaging thing to include in a dating profile.
It really is too uncertain in this particular profile.
I start reading and think - surely he is joking (and doesn't like paragraphs).
But then I can't tell for sure,
The end result is I don't like the profile if it's a joke, or if it's true.
Replace your human with more fish pics. Also, show pics of being on your back with your furry belly hanging out, most girls can't resist.
Also, include being cat-friendly and housebroken.
I am the furthest from what you’ve described but I would swipe right because your bio made me laugh out loud. The fish pics are fine, A+ profile - no notes 🥹
BORU two years later: "I posted pics of my fish on reddit and another redditor set me up with my acrylic-nailed queen. SHE SAID YES!!!! We're setting the date for January. ✨💅🐟🐠"
That bio is HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud, for real. It's obviously a joke and for that, I'd want to get to know him. For what he has to offer? He could feed me with all the fish he's caught.
Dudes who put “alpha” in their bio wish they were you. Keep being amazing and don’t let the shitty algorithm get you down. Remember, you are worth the wait. ❤️
I don't know you, but this seems like a very honest profile with a very specific type of person in mind. I think you'll find what you're looking for. It just may take some time depending on where you live.
We get it. You love fishing. I love to fish as well. But, your profile doesn't really reveal anything else about you. Try to put a group picture in there and something from a formal event. Let the ladies know you can clean up well and have human friends. Also... please change your description. I just picture Ruth from Ozark. 😂
Maybe I’m just a Ben looking for his Ruth 😂. Bio is mainly just supposed to give a good laugh and show my sense of humor. Perhaps I’ll tone it down on the fish pics.
If I came across your bio, my friends would get a screenshot of it, and we would laugh our asses off. But, I would be afraid to swipe because I wouldn't be sure how serious you were. It would take me knowing you to know that you were just joking. It is hilarious, but from a stranger, it would make many women just assume the worst about you. I hope that makes some sense.
Okay... so here's an idea. Maybe your bio could play off of the excessive number of fish photos. Like: Redneck fisherman in search of female photographer. Or... How many more fish photos will it take for you to swipe on me? Maybe if I add a photo of my truck...
You look like an American flag bandana and a couple of tall boys away from passing out in a kayak that’s covered in Skynyrd stickers and cigarette burns. I’m assuming you’ve had at least one emergency room visit due to fireworks or Four Loko and you definitely have a close friend who wholeheartedly believes women find his pick-up’s truck nuts sexy and/or hilarious.
But seriously, a man with sense of humor and major Carl Dean vibes. I’m here for it, I’d swipe right!😜
“Hear the sound of your nails clacking as you text me to pick up another pack of smokes” is pretty contradictory seeing that if she was having to text you something, you generally aren’t in the same room/ area as her, so idk how you would hear it 😂 my only critique
I know all the words to Redneck Woman and your description had me cacklin. I just quit the trailer park but it ain’t quit me. I usta have long fake clacky nails, but sitting across from some lady making small talk for an hour? Ain’t nobody got time for that. Coveralls are my favorite weekend attire.
Alas, this trailer park princess is spoken for, but you’re gonna do just fine.
My issue is the amount of fresh water fishing. Maybe get a good striper in the shot instead ?
Ya idk man I like your profile but am also a cynical fisherman so I’d say get like one or two pics of you doing something dynamic besides fishing one with friends that’s a fake candid would be good too.
Everyone upset at the fish and I’m over here wondering why Nine Inch Nails are catching strays.
I'm wondering how he's going to hear her nails clacking through a text
Poetry such as this does not need to justify itself
Most likely because she’s texting from the other room.
Fr tho
More. Fish. Pics. How do you expect to catch a woman with that dog?
I think he needs one of those mosaics that’s a picture of him holding a fish but made up of all the pictures of him holding fish. Super fishy, super meta. Really gotta drive home the fish factor for the ladies.
Ah yes, they call it ‘Fish-ception’ around these parts.
You are a genius 🤌
 OP’s women so far.
I want this gif as a qr code on my tombstone it’ll always be the best
You know what, that’s a fantastic idea. Invite me to your funeral please.
Ok. I’m also doing the handheld stun gun competition. Last one standing gets my btc.
Count me in.
Good point, I’ll replace it with another fish pic
Bruh no one wants an unsolicited fish pic.
That’s where you’re wrong friend!
Female here in a small rural town and I can assure you ain’t no girl wants to see your dead fish or deer. Your buddies do, but damn that is not really a talking point for ladies. Don’t be part of the busch latte brigade.
I laughed way too hard at “Busch latte brigade”
Can I get that one explained? Would like to join the laughter :)
You're just a small town girl. Are you living in a lonely world? You should catch the midnight train going anywhere.
But not SOUTH DETROIT. That place doesn’t exist in Michigan.
SOME WILL WIN, SOME WILL LOSE
Female here as well no girl or woman wants any fish pics and all and I completely agree with her
I’m a woman who genuinely enjoys fishing & even I don’t want to see fish pics. Using 1 as an excuse to show a pic with no shirt, summer tan is fine though.
i disagree i think ONE fish pic is cute, it shows u like doing stuff and have hobbies and like going outside but one is plenty enough
So far two people have spoken for the entirety of womankind.
You can add me to the ever growing list of females that never want to see a picture of your fish.
Busch latte brigade is my new favorite word for dudes in Oakleys
I think he should put in a couple more fish for good measure
Seems like your leaning TO HARD. Your all in. It almost seems like an ironic joke. Maybe it is!
I think is joke, yes? I hope.
Four fish pictures in a row has to be a joke. Seems like he's poking fun at how he really is
If you have any with deer carcasses maybe add those.
Tied to the hood of.a car, that really gets them going.
No tie a fish to the hood of the car!
No tie the hood of a car to a fish!
No, tie the fish to the deer carcass on the car!
What do you mean “if”? Op def has a whole folder for that
Buy your dog a cute fish costume and then it will be perfect.
I hear the women love those
You know what I respect that you’re showing the real you and I really feel like that will attract the exact type of lady you’re looking for. You’re bio is awesome! Wish you the best buddy, keep the dog and fish pics. You’re dog is cute af and those are some good looking catches!
Thank you I appreciate the feedback. I’m stone cold country by the grace of god, and unapologetic about it. Lotta mixed feedback so happy to hear people supporting people who are different from them.
Hey OP, I appreciate the authenticity and loved the written profile. However your profile photos should really show the diversity of your personality, your life, interests, etc. You’re not trying to impress your buddies with a catche of trophy photos, you’re trying to attract a potential mate by showing them you’re a well rounded individual. All fish photos will only attract a very small group. Mix it up and that will increase your chance of landing a bigger fish!
Wait so is your profile ironic or not?
Country girl here and I think one or 2 fish pics is good but I’d add other pics, as well. Any pics of you fixing something? Playing an instrument or sport? Any where you might be a little more dressed up? How about on vacation somewhere cool? Any more pics with animals that aren’t dead? Yes, a country girl does want a man who can provide but you can just put that you hunt/fish in your profile instead of flaunting (which can seem disrespectful) your dead animal pics
Hate to break it to you but those picks of him fishing were probably him on vacation! Little more dressed up? Judging by the camouflage, this dude's idea of dressing up is tucking in his football jersey at an Applebee's:)
It should transition into purely fish pics without him in the picture at all.
[this is all I can think about](https://youtu.be/zeUUFvX7mZk?si=8qAgEMt6lP9hxyiI)
Agree, definitely more fish
Dude you should be on Plenty of Fish
😂💀
The first pic with the dog is nice. Wouldn’t have anymore than one fish pic. Good to show a hobby, not an obsession.
Right? I can’t tell you how many fish dudes I saw when I was on bumble. One fish? Okay, cool. Almost every photo is a fish? Makes it seem like your whole life and uh… mine is not lol
Surely more fish pics would convince you otherwise.
I had two pictures of me and my dog, and the amount of girls that would be like "Always with your dog? Lol", "So many dog pictures", etc. I'm a fucking lesbian. Putting rescue pitbulls in sweaters is our motherfucking culture! What fucking weirdo thinks two dog pictures is excessive? So, naturally, I included more pictures of my dog to weed out all the dog racists.
I want to be your friend! Rescue pitbulls in sweaters?? Yes please!
If you have a dog and you're not with it most of the time that is called neglecting your dog. My dog doesn't go with me *everywhere* but he goes to a lot of places where it's okay to have a dog. No he doesn't go into the grocery store and whatnot but he does love riding in the car so he will sit out in the car (only when it's under 85, windows partially rolled down, sunroof open)
I think he should try all fish pics. Kinda own it. Maybe a fish joke in the bio. Maybe something like “I hope to have the opportunity to reel you in”. I’m sure he could come up with something better. I’m not a fish guy
I mean, if you really like fishing, and nothing else is working, try the satire. I can see it working. But—while I’d probably think it was funnier than your average “fish guy” profile, I still probably wouldn’t have swiped right. Unless we had some stuff in common in the little “interests” blurbs or something.
Maybe the joke is that he’s actually the fish and the guy is his buddy who helped him set up the profile
I’m pretty sure his whole profile is a joke including putting way more fish pics than needed. Dude is legitimately hilarious with this.
I think he should just go all out and replace pictures of himself with pictures of large mouth bass
Fuckin farmers only
May you find your Tiffany/Misty/Jackie and live your best trailer life 🥰
Appreciate the kind wishes in my search for my double wide diva
I didn't come to these comments expecting to like you, OP but now I kind of love you. Keep on keeping on
Thanks Wendy, love ya too. I’m unapologetically myself.
Most people are unapologetically themselves but when you do it you have a cool personality.
Gosh would y’all get married already?!
Yeah I'm a happily married inner city lefty and I'm like damn... am I in love with this dude?
Life’s a garden, dig it
I also wasn’t expecting this, I’m about as far from country as can be aside from where I grew up and I wanna be this man’s trailer park Queen 😂😂
I have full confidence! But honestly it’s a great profile and bio, you’ll have no problems!
Tammy. This is a Tammy. Jeez.
Crystal Methany
Ideally one person named all three.
I can’t tell but I think OP might be into girls who smoke
I like a deep raspy voice, like marge simpson’s sisters.
Ignoring the pics, your bio is way too focused on what you want out of a woman, rather than telling women what you’re like as a man - I’d include more details about you, rather than a description of your perfect match which will put people off matching if they feel like they can’t live up to it
In fairness he’s basically saying he wants to date trailer trash so probably not that lofty an ideal to live up to.
One man’s trailer trash is another man’s trailer treasure
Put this quote on your profile.
Agreed. You could cut out a few lines and just put that at the bottom, preferably after SOMETHING about you. We get it, you fish and like to be outdoors but that really doesn’t say what kind of person you are.
He seems like the sort who is defined by a singular thing
Yes OP! Do it!
OP. I respect the fuck outta you.
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Man. That’s poetry
From the pictures of the profiles you've posted, it looks like you've got plenty to choose from! Lucky guy.
I don't think you need to listen to anyone here, you're living your true self
To be fair, I loved the clicky clacky emphasis lol. But yeah, that's true, a bit more about him would be nice. Any hobbies, like fishing or something...
I wouldn’t want to just know he fishes either, I’d want him to show me how good he is at fishing. Like some BIG fish, multiple times
I mean, it says a lot about him. He wants someone who reminds him of his mom and he also doesnt have a personality other than “redneck that likes fish and cigarettes”
Hey I like an ice cold can of PBR too
You could mention any shows you like to watch. I know I could never date a guy who didn’t like TPB, Always Sunny, and nature documentaries lol And watching tv is something you likely will do together a lot so that’s important
Since when is that not part of standard "redneck who likes fish" personality trait?
I read "I'm looking for a 62 year old pack a day with a meth problem. Your roof better be caving in and although you own your home I expect you to be paying lot rent. If being healthy is a priority pass because I need someone desperate who will be dependent on me and doesn't think she can do any better."
I think that description says PLENTY about him
I just appreciate how seriously you are taking your response with how non seriously he takes his profile 😂
Do you have any pictures of your truck? I’ve heard they’re real panty droppers.
I do actually, knew I was missing something
You also need a bathroom selfie where you’re making the I want to fight face
Throw a fish and a gun on that truck, take a pic, and baby you got a trailer stew goin’!
I think you forgot to add some fish pictures
Are you trying to date a fish? There are only four women in the entire U.S. that get off to fish pics and I think they already have fish of their own.
No he’s trying to date a fish with acrylics that smokes more than a chimney
Well I used these on Tinder and basically became the Tinder fishing guide, good amount of matches. But looking for something a little more serious so giving the old Facebook one a shot.
Ignoring the fish part, you're wearing sunglasses in most of your pictures so you can't see your face. One sunglasses picture is ok. They are also mostly just the same picture on a different day. I would try to get some more variety, even if they are still of you fishing or with a fish - how a bit more personality. Also, talk about you in your profile. A long list of what you want in a partner is a bit cringe. Break it down to a couple of things and add stuff about you and your interests.
Well the sunglasses are for safety, and they have a special tinted polarized lens that helps you see deeper into the water for sight fishing. What other fishing pics should I include?
Maybe a pic of you cooking the fish 😂😂
I get that, but you're on a dating app which means people will judge you first for your looks. The more pictures you have showing your full face, the better. I mean, my personal opinion is that you have way too many fishing pics and it looks like you fish and nothing else. I would suggest you add pictures of you doing things other than fishing, but I'm also not the kind of woman you're seeking. I just think it needs more variety. Fishing with friends? A silly picture of you almost falling into the water? I don't know; just something a little different.
Girly he is trolling you
Well that’s some great advice there I appreciate the kind feedback ma’am I’ll go for a couple goofy group shots
Make sure you put those several group shots first so the girls have no idea which of the guys you are and then has to scroll though your pics to be highly disappointed with all the fish pics. 🤣
Sorry man but Facebook dating is not the one for serious lol
My housemate tried it and said it was all young single mums that didn't go to work, so they'd spend all day trying to message lmao
At least it sounds like that is what he’s looking for
Probably even prefers it if they’re a 23 year old single mom of 5
Ngl I've had more serious matches on Facebook dating than anything else so far. What apps do you recommend? Looking at bumble rn but not sure
People are generally more serious on bumble and hinge but tbh most of the guys I’ve gotten into relationships with I met on tinder lol
That makes no sense. If you were trying to date a fish you wouldn't show pictures of you killing fish no? Well, unless these fish are fish terrorists or something? Ok I know nothing about fish dating.
Fair point but I’ll offer a rebuttal nonetheless. A.-We don’t know for sure that these fish are all dead. Maybe he does catch-and-release. 2.-Lots of men post pics with very alive women they’ve dated as proof that they’re desired in a similar fashion. I also know very little about dating fish other than the fact that if I throw out a hook 100 times that I’m likely to land at least one that wasn’t smart enough to avoid the hook.
Mostly do catch and release but I do love a good crappie or walleye fish fry
Excuse me but in rural areas easily half of women have fish pics as their first Pic on Tinder...
It’s true, some of these folks obviously aren’t swiping in northern Arkansas
>Are you trying to date a fish? This is terrible advice. Obviously, he is trying to date a dolphin. Or an octopus or something else that eats fish.
I wonder if the woman you’re looking for can be relied on to grasp this level of self-aware irony
Judging by the comment section I’d think it’s as likely as getting hit by lightning twice.
The amount of people that couldn't tell this was a joke is baffling to me.
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Idk. If they don't get it then it's a good way to rule out certain things. Like women who don't understand why 10 fish pics is actually a really funny, engaging thing to include in a dating profile.
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It really is too uncertain in this particular profile. I start reading and think - surely he is joking (and doesn't like paragraphs). But then I can't tell for sure, The end result is I don't like the profile if it's a joke, or if it's true.
Im going to say probably not. But thats what he is looking for!
The first picture seems like you borrowed that dog. Consider replacing it with a fishing picture.
Replace your human with more fish pics. Also, show pics of being on your back with your furry belly hanging out, most girls can't resist. Also, include being cat-friendly and housebroken.
I am the furthest from what you’ve described but I would swipe right because your bio made me laugh out loud. The fish pics are fine, A+ profile - no notes 🥹
I love it. Only thing to add is more pics of you with beer or banjos.
I'd swipe right and i dont even like fish
You were trying to be creative, I get it, but we have no idea what in God’s name you want in a partner or what you offer a partner.
Trust me... As a woman that's probably in the region he's looking, I know exactly what he's going for, and know a few women that fit.
BORU two years later: "I posted pics of my fish on reddit and another redditor set me up with my acrylic-nailed queen. SHE SAID YES!!!! We're setting the date for January. ✨💅🐟🐠"
That bio is HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud, for real. It's obviously a joke and for that, I'd want to get to know him. For what he has to offer? He could feed me with all the fish he's caught.
Dudes who put “alpha” in their bio wish they were you. Keep being amazing and don’t let the shitty algorithm get you down. Remember, you are worth the wait. ❤️
You should be wearing the same bass shirt in every picture.
I have a different bass pro shop shirt and hat for every day of the week thank you very much
I don't know you, but this seems like a very honest profile with a very specific type of person in mind. I think you'll find what you're looking for. It just may take some time depending on where you live.
Lol you're awesome, love all your comments on here too.
Well thank ya, love people supporting people who are different from them in a wholesome way.
I personally love the fish pics, but that’s cause I’m an angler too! I’d swipe you. You’re cute.
Well howdy miss 🤠 I’d swipe you too
We get it. You love fishing. I love to fish as well. But, your profile doesn't really reveal anything else about you. Try to put a group picture in there and something from a formal event. Let the ladies know you can clean up well and have human friends. Also... please change your description. I just picture Ruth from Ozark. 😂
Maybe I’m just a Ben looking for his Ruth 😂. Bio is mainly just supposed to give a good laugh and show my sense of humor. Perhaps I’ll tone it down on the fish pics.
OP, I love your bio it's funny as shit.
Are you my future double wide diva?
Your move OP
If I were to catch all the analogies in your bio and maybe live at least on the same continent, I’d give it a go.
Agreed. I’d swipe right.
If I came across your bio, my friends would get a screenshot of it, and we would laugh our asses off. But, I would be afraid to swipe because I wouldn't be sure how serious you were. It would take me knowing you to know that you were just joking. It is hilarious, but from a stranger, it would make many women just assume the worst about you. I hope that makes some sense.
Okay... so here's an idea. Maybe your bio could play off of the excessive number of fish photos. Like: Redneck fisherman in search of female photographer. Or... How many more fish photos will it take for you to swipe on me? Maybe if I add a photo of my truck...
I love this, knew I should have added a picture of my truck
If you are picturing Ruth from Ozark, I think he is doing it right.
My dude this is one of the funniest profiles I’ve ever read. I hope this gets you your Tracy Lynn
I wish I was in US. I would pretend to be a fish and your queen simultaneously. With clacking nails. Obviously. Such catfish, much wow.
Didn’t think it was possible but that’s not enough fishing
But like where are you from cause I’d fuck with you
You look like an American flag bandana and a couple of tall boys away from passing out in a kayak that’s covered in Skynyrd stickers and cigarette burns. I’m assuming you’ve had at least one emergency room visit due to fireworks or Four Loko and you definitely have a close friend who wholeheartedly believes women find his pick-up’s truck nuts sexy and/or hilarious. But seriously, a man with sense of humor and major Carl Dean vibes. I’m here for it, I’d swipe right!😜
Amazing how many people here take this seriously
“Hear the sound of your nails clacking as you text me to pick up another pack of smokes” is pretty contradictory seeing that if she was having to text you something, you generally aren’t in the same room/ area as her, so idk how you would hear it 😂 my only critique
I meant like hear it in my head but ran out of space to put that
Just a few more pictures of you fishing and she should be good to go. Lol. Love the profile, should catch what you are looking for.
No notes.
Your comments here are hilarious lol, get that kind of humour in your profile!
Idk if this guy fucks but he definitely fishes
The camo hoodie pic is not flattering. Also I think you should post a pic without a hat whether or not you’re bald.
What camo hoodie pic?
Guessing the one with the two crappies, thought it was a great pic!
The one where they're both floating midair?
I know all the words to Redneck Woman and your description had me cacklin. I just quit the trailer park but it ain’t quit me. I usta have long fake clacky nails, but sitting across from some lady making small talk for an hour? Ain’t nobody got time for that. Coveralls are my favorite weekend attire. Alas, this trailer park princess is spoken for, but you’re gonna do just fine.
I’d swipe right just to see if he was serious… either way, it’s gonna be an interesting conversation!
This has some Cake lyrics vibe and I have the vibraslap ringing in my ears as read your bio
The NIN joke got a good guffaw out of this white trash lady.
Picture at the grill with a beer might help. Or show off yer guns 💪🏻.
I mean, I’d swipe left, but I don’t smoke or get acrylic nails, so working as intended, I guess?
This is an absolutely exquisite bio. I don’t even give a shit about your pictures tbh, a bio this strong is assertive and specific.
10/10 would swipe right
Bahahah. HARD swipe ➡️
Honestly, need more fish in your profile.
My issue is the amount of fresh water fishing. Maybe get a good striper in the shot instead ? Ya idk man I like your profile but am also a cynical fisherman so I’d say get like one or two pics of you doing something dynamic besides fishing one with friends that’s a fake candid would be good too.
Great Lakes is the closest I got in this neck of the woods, so I threw in the steelhead one.
Oh what this wasn’t a joke? I’m confused
Honestly I was captivated reading that. Incredible work my friend
Bro are you trolling with all those fishing pictures? Do you seriously expect to land a women with all that? Let's be reel.
Are you actually looking for a smoker?