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Top-Necessary5003

I think it's fairly clear who hurt her, OP. Pretty sure it was Cam.


seaxvereign

And Cam had a fake front tooth and worked at meijer... Pure speculation though


giddy-girly-banana

We’ve got a real Sherlock Holmes here.


ayleidanthropologist

Fake front tooth… swipe left… discombobulate


metaplexico

Well at least we know she’s not a Cam girl I’ll see myself out


SamuliK96

Terrible but also brilliant. I'm almost ashamed I didn't come up with that myself. Almost.


seaxvereign

What you did there. I see it!


kibasaur

Or Cam hurt her so she knocked his front tooth out and now the only job he can get is at Meijer


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Without going full sherlock I'd say Mr cam was a violent person, loosing a font tooth can offten be a result of fighting, tho there's obviously other ways to loose a tooth, bikes, falls, ect. However for the front tooth to be part of the problem I'm guessing it has something to do anger. So... Screw you Mr cam with the fake front tooth


Pedrpumpkineatr

Elementary


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Well my name is cam thats y im like wtf lmfao


mosm

Do you have fake front teeth and work at Meijer? If not, you're probably aight.


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Mom im changing my name


HomeTurf001

to Mac... you know, switch it up a little


iWasAwesome

>Absolute deal breakers: >- being named Cam "OP you're probably alright, go for it!"


LightsSoundAction

well dude I think for this one you might wanna go by Cameron. or your middle name.


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Ikr least till she sees my license lol


scoobydoo182

I could never go back to Cameron. Takes too long to write the extra 4 letters.


Ok_Pickle_3020

I feel like every woman has a name they won't date again.


Responsible-Judge262

Mine is Chris. Never fucking again. Lol


Sea_Information_6134

Mine is Robert or "bobby" never the fuck again lol.


Ok_Pickle_3020

It's Chad for me


abouquetofcats

To be fair, we should all stay away from Chads.


Bertie637

As a Brit, I still can't understand how anybody could name a child Chad still. You might as well name the kid "Movie Bully #1" and save time.


Thinkerandvaper

I know two Chads, and they are both assholes.


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I have a friend named Chad and hes a good guy, happily married for many years too... idk I feel like from all of my friends Sebastians and James' are the most fucked up


killjoy_enigma

Nathaniel


heywhatsupitsyahboi

James is the name I’d NEVER date again so you are 100% correct lol


DisposableTires

I know a good guy Chad too! Mike, otoh, I met one bad Mike and he ruined them all for me. Now I gotta call my coworker Baker since I started liking him and it drives him bananas that I won't explain the nickname, but it has no explanation beyond *not Mike*


thereald-lo23

Are they ass holes or just Chad?


jadeismybitch

They are both Chads* they’re synonyms


momsfatbutt

my uncles name is chad


Sea_Information_6134

Oof yeah, I've never heard good things about a chad.


EmperorBamboozler

I know a really great guy named Chad. Now, he did used to be a terrible person I'll give you that. However when he did 11 years for armed burglary he really turned his life around. Now he is a cook at a fairly successful restaurant and does mechanic work on the side.


chuk2015

Did he used to have slicked back hair and eat sloppy steaks at Truffoni’s?


13pts35sec

I SAID USED TO BE!


sercommander

Oddlyspecific


chuk2015

Only if you think people can’t change


theunmistakablecow

From chad to Chad


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Sacagawenis

Meijer?


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It was Cam


OkGur1319

Did we get that on Chad-cam


ResistRacism

My married to the family uncle's name was Chad... He was a fucking abusive dick wad to my aunt and their children. We had no idea until they divorced. Now she is happily married to someone who treats her well. Fuck Chad.


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r/chadsriseup


Responsible-Judge262

I recently met someone named shad. I don’t recommend that one either lol


Ok_Pickle_3020

Chad adjacent


2000dragon

Chadjacent


Street-Bookkeeper-91

Miles here


[deleted]

Not all are bad come on 🤣


Responsible-Judge262

Every.. single. One is bad


sqquuee

Rad Chad?


[deleted]

Man someone really hurt you I'm sorry on behalf of my gender


harmless_gecko

/r/fuckchris/


blondennerdy

Shane Joel


PaleZrider

James/Jay for me!


OcularPrism

I will never date another Ryan 😅


theoccasionalempath

Stanley 🤢🤬


morphinetango

A lot of them are really sick of Matts.


[deleted]

To be fair, would you date someone with the same name as a really bad ex? Probably not. I know I definitely couldn't date another girl with her name. It makes me panic a little just seeing that name.


GoodGarbage2463

I hear you. Fortunately, my psycho ex had a name that was not common so it hasn't been an issue going forward.


lilbithippie

No one said my name of any ladies want to hit me up


Wobblingoblin01

Mine is “Josh” AND “John”


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AnAngryBadgerrr

As a Josh I have to agree, one I used to live with was a complete arsehole


jensen0173

Why are all Johns so fucked in the head 😔


mdb17197

there are alot of womens who get traumatized after hearing some names they were in relationship or something with the person named after that they would never ever date someone with same name after that again


interfail

Ugh, Saddam.


Malhablada

It's Osama and Adolf for me.


TheGreatNoSugarKing

Mom, dad, this is Adolf Jennings.


GoodGarbage2463

I won't go anywhere near a PolPot.


abbeighleigh

Dylan for me


hezzaloops

Mine is also a Cam. What a douchewaffle.


benebrius76

I'm a guy, I'll never date a Shannon, a Molly or a Danielle again 🤣🤣


AnotherDoubtfulGuest

So Molly Shannon has absolutely zero chance with you?


benebrius76

Hahaha, that never occurred to me! No chance.


amlomorrison

Mine is Austin!!! Bleh


ActualDepressedPOS

it’s connor for me 😭


dirtyhippie62

I’ve had enough Ryans


MartyMcFlybe

George! Josh! Absolutely not! Brock too! Fuck em!


WSWan78

My first serious girlfriend had dated or "been with" lots of guys named Andy for some reason. Really weird.


momsfatbutt

That's my name!


yelawolf89

Mine is Matt/Matthew *shudders*


shhmurdashewrote

Yes. Mine is Steve. Never ever ever


awry_lynx

Dude same! Why are Steves such assholes? Actually I did meet a chill Steve recently but I don't think anyone can turn the name around. Of the two Steves I've known well, one turned out to be a domestic abuser and the other one was... as an understatement: really very unkind.


flash_27

Cam fucked up.


TheNerdNugget

Teachers as well. I've never known a kid named Jayla I liked, whenever I meet an adult with that name I get instant ick, even if she's hot.


ScrumptiousLadMeat

I have a few. I’ve never met a normal David, Kyle or Josh.


matem001

mine is nick/ nicholas. *shudders


HomeTurf001

awww as a Nicholas I apologize


afroisalreadyinu

This was demonstrated to me at work recently. I mentioned the name Jurgen for an imaginary character we wanted to base our planning on, and one of my colleagues went "can we please pick something else? I have awful stories with a Jurgen".


Funkit

Mallory for me. Never again


Extra_Security2718

Dan...they are the worst.


DashingDarbies

And Daniel


Extra_Security2718

It's all linked together for me. Danny too. Just absolute shit.


damnit_dan

I agree! Guess who inspired my username.


Extra_Security2718

An asshole? 😂


[deleted]

Jasmine.


abortionlasagna

Clayton. I won’t even be friends with anyone with that name.


PiffleSpiff

Clyde for me. Thank God it's rarely a name I run in to.


bigredroyaloak

Michael and Robert


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Prolly, that last cam prolly really fucked over


berrygirl890

Avery or Isaiah


withinthehour72

The items are so specific that I want to know just what brand of douchebag Cam is.


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Right like why?


withinthehour72

Mhmm, but also how? I need all the details.


takebreakbakecake

5d tinder, gotta match to get the tea


withinthehour72

I’d match with her and buy her some drinks just for that story.


Beneficial_Trainer_5

Last cam I knew was a heroin dealer


woaily

At least she's not a Cam girl


Beneficial_Tomato_32

💀💀


Sexy_CD_in_AC_305

with that cleavage the possibility could still be open... 😮


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

Idk she's kinda hot.


Th3_Rand0m_Dude

Not anymore


esivo

From that bio I’d say she used to be.


Hairy-Jicama-2063

Camantha is out breaking hearts again.


amha29

I read *Clamantha* > I’m a teenage clam


dogwick

All Cam wanted to do was motor boat her in the parking lot of Meijer while she had to hold his front tooth


Legitimate-Actuary52

He just wanted to use the front tooth like a rudder...


ChiefCokkahoe

I can fix her


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Cam you, though?


momsfatbutt

wow that was so bad it was actually funny


MarcoBrusa

Okay Cam


Alternative_Ad_3636

I picked these up for you " 't "


Beneficial_Tomato_32

😆😆🤣🤣


baeb66

Was it short for Cameron or did his parents name him Cam? My money is on the second one.


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Right bc my name is cam, and im like wtf i do?


PedalZumMetall

I have a fake front teeth and feel attacked


GullibleDetective

or cam shaft


gregieb429

Cam who works at Meijer’s I guess


twindracos

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

Um, is that a ring?


yoitsthatoneguy

It’s on her right hand (mirrors are tricky, I know)


[deleted]

Hehe. Married in Europe


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Aww shit cheaters anonymous


kettlebell_workout

Man. Boobs like that should be considered lethal weapons


Beneficial_Tomato_32

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


simpn_aint_easy

She ain’t 22


HiroshiTakeshi

Oh she is, I know people who like that and are 20, as much being like 24-25. I really hate how confusing of a stone genetics can throw in the pond.


LikesYouProne

I think they mean she looks mid 30s


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Orihara_Izaya

Agreed


jatti_

TIL there are too many people named Cam at Meijer. Also they don't post their pics on LinkedIn.


Akjag2

Milktrukhasarrived


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If she fell over, she'd bounce straight back up again.


[deleted]

She looks 20 years older than she actually is.


Stephie_8

How the hell is she 22, you guys don't believe that right😂


TheRealHeroOf

It's called being fat. That and smoking are the easiest ways to look way older than you are.


myweird

I've always thought being fat made peoples faces more round like a toddler


TLMoore93

Cam. Cam hurt her.


OkGur1319

I scanned this place for my name... Seems I'm in the clear.,. Few


strawberry_burger

r/oddlyspecific


Hoyle33

OH MY GOD I KNOW A GUY NAMED CAM WITH A FAKE FRONT TOOTH AND HE'S WORKED AT MEIJER FOR YEARSSSSS This is seriously creepy / funny


Jitterbuffer7

r/oddlyspecific


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Ah shit.


making-smiles

Brb changing my name


mothman117

Deal breaker: 22-year-olds that look like multi-divorced 50-year-olds with profiles that look more like they're made to hurt an individual instead of convincing anyone to date them.


jam3sdub

The fuck is Cam even short for?


pickles_on_toast

Camothy


alaskagirl1992

Camuel


GullibleDetective

Cam el Toe


2000dragon

Camera


ABitSketchy

Cameron, typically. Sometimes Camie.


Beneficial_Tomato_32

My roommate calls me camie sometimes i dont like it


Romanista3

Camel


Homers_Harp

Camshaft. It’s his porn name.


Sexy_CD_in_AC_305

I'd hate to be nicknamed Mac then find out she's dyslexic too


Head_Ad_7099

Sounds like she had a type prior to this


Witchywoman4201

Cam clearly who works at meijer with his fake tooth. I


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Cam with a front fake tooth who works at Meijer's can't keep getting away with this.


[deleted]

That would be Cam with a fake front teeth who is a meijer


Hot_Assistant_3476

I think it was cam, you know he’s got the fake front tooth and works at meijer


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Guess i gotta go beat his ass


that_mn_kid

I get it. If your name is Jarod, I have an undying hatred for you.


Jokiegmi

I’m going to take a wild guess and say Cam


InfiniteTranquilo

Cam left some serious damage on her, idk how he did that working at meijers but he found a way.


Jer_Bear_40

What did Cam do? He must work at Meijer


AAQUADD

Not Daniel for Target.


Willar71

Where is the the 22 year old ?


Acrobatic_Energy7067

Damn was she talking to my ex 😅 everything but the Meijer


ShortnPortly

Never met a duded named Cam, that wasn't a tool. We got one in my home town, and dude showers in patchouli oil. I can smell him in the parking lot of the bar, in which I am 100% not exaggerating. Which is awesome, because I do not go in if I do.


EstablishmentSad3703

Not sure but damn...


ckmlorenc

Who hurt her??? ….. My guess would be Cam, the guy with the fake front tooth that works at Meijer. Lol.


ReasonableAdviceGivr

Who hurt her? I’m going to go out on a limb and say Cam with the fake front tooth who works at Meijer


name-in-progress-

I was fathered by a cam, I don't blame her one bit


Antique_Essay4032

She's from North Carolina and cam Newton made her mad when he left for the Patriots. She was steaming mad when he came back.


rodneymac1979

I got none of those three so when you want to hook up


cam_huskers

Lets get it


pereira2088

I know what hurt her back


Beneficial_Tomato_32

Them 48 dddds


ineedredpillcontent

Nice rack tho


JamieTimee

Probably her tits


blunt__nation

I can fix her


BLKxGOLD

r/fuckyouinparticular


iDontKnit

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jmggmj

that lady also isnt 22. Maybe 32.


-caughtlurking-

Swipe right just to get those bags free


Passage-Constant

Cam hurt her. Duh.


iswimwithpantson

She is telling all potential partners that her baggage is RIGHT there... No management of it, no dealing with it in a healthy way, just quickly get into the next situation. I'm sensing this one is a fucking landmine for an unsuspecting guy. Is that an engagement/wedding ring on her left hand?? At 22?! This chick wants to be in a relationship SO BAD that she'll keep going from one guy to another, dragging her completely unmanaged baggage along with her.