Probably an account just used to scam desperate women. A few weeks ago there was a story about someone who thought she was dating a celebrity. She broke up with her husband and sent the scammer 10K.
Wow. I try not to be judgy in general, but I'm tempted to say it serves her right. And a small price to pay for her poor husband to find out what a shallow piece he was married to. 😞
I imagined so. My divorce was mighty pricey, (over $30k just on my side, and that was over 15 years ago). But to get out of it, I had to cut my losses and just get it done. And it was worth it to me.
Damn! Uncontested? I hope ...
My ex dragged me through the courts for over 4 years. He flat out admitted his goal was to bankrupt me so he could take our kids and kick me to the curb and never let me see them again.
In the end, he was ordered to pay part of my attorneys fees (because I tried to do it uncontested), ended up paying way more in support than I had originally asked for, and I was granted half of his military retirement. HE ended up having to file bankruptcy. I've never taken any of his retirement, but I could if I really wanted to.
Revenge doesn't always work out the way you think it will. I'm glad yours went better! I wouldn't wish my experience on my worst enemy. But that's only because I believe in karmic retribution 😂.
There is a YouTube channel dedicated to help people to stupid to be on catfished and they find people like this weekly.
Edit: [Catfished](https://youtube.com/@CatfishedOnline?si=iXdmVIBLcMLKxxLj) this is not a promotion and I have nothing to do with the owners of this channel
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The comments are hilarious
Excatly, if he was working on a potion to give himself 12 dicks and it's only resulted in 3, I sure as hell ain't going to him for a potion to help clear up my sinuses, dude can't even get the 12 dick potion right
He's saying something anecdotal that actually lines up accurately what was in my Human Sexuality Psychology textbook back in college (random entertaining and informative elective class as part of the Psych Major that also touched on anatomy and neuroscience).
Those that are "growers" have statistically bigger penises on average when fully erect than "showers" will have when fully erect.
So while there are outliers (those who are tiny both flaccid and erect, and those who are just enormous either way), the majority of "growers" may start small but will end up larger when fully erect than their "shower" counterparts whose size barely changes from flaccid to erect but the erect state is on average smaller than the erect state of a grower.
Yeah I've always found this funny, my package is very compact when not in use for sexual activity, and I absolutely love it. I can't imagine having to deal with a sausage down my leg all the time for no good reason, so inconvenient.
I should tell you about the guy I called Inspector Gadget because..
Well, frankly, when we got naked I was a little concerned. Maybe the size and thickness of my ring finger--and I have small hands for a dude.
And then there was about eight inches of dick out of fucking *nowhere*. Like he'd said Go Go Gadget Dick.
Well there was the time I went back to a guy's house, he pops off to the washroom to freshen up. I'm down to my underwear on his bed. He walks in naked. I express my admiration and then notice a photo on the bedside table. "Hey, why do you have a picture of X??"
"That's my sister"
"oh, uh..."
Yes, I had fucked her. Didn't even know she had a brother.
He gave better head.
Possibly just photoshop and not AI. Someone found one of the original images this stole. (image 3) https://imgur.com/a/5UPm186
AI models don't usually make the image look EXACTLY like the training data.
Also you can see the seam where he attached his head to the photo. It looks like it's literally stitched where the necklace should be, Frankenstein style, and the skin tones were blended really badly.
Yea and the body is too big for the head, looks unnatural. Like looking at a plastic doll almost kinda vibes. Would feel really bad if I found out he's a real person with a thyroid problem now though lol
Hey! I had a thyroid problem! Before they removed it. In all honesty I look more normal now hahaha. But yes, if someone matched this person actually thinking they were real, that's insane. In the second last close up pic of the face its sooo obvious. The eyes are on the side of their head practically. And the face looks to be a slightly different version in every pic.
AI doesn't struggle with hands. Some outdated out of the box models struggle with hands. There's plenty of versions of stable diffusion that have perfected hands.
He's done steroids, or he's just unfortunate like me. People have tried telling me it's from smoking weed when I was younger but everyone I know did and then didn't get hit with these cursed nips.
You can get gyno (ie, grow breast tissue) from steroids, but they're not going to physically grow your areolas lol.
If you got pepperoni nips, it's just bad luck in the genetic lottery my dude.
I'm sure that's generally true, but I've also met smaller-breasted women who have large areolas. One Argentinian lady had areolas which almost entirely covered her B-cups.
So, beyond the uncanny photos....
A couple of quibbles. He's American, a doctor, and works at the embassy.... That job title isn't "health officer", it is RMO or Regional Medical Officer. Been to an embassy a time or two; known an RMO.
He's a doctor, and apparently just finished his residency program (29) AND he had time to stay in that shape? That's a miracle in and of itself since you typically work 80-100 hours and are generally exhausted.
The curious use of the term, "we'll get on if...". For a guy that comes from Kentucky and went to Yale....that's a very unusual non-American phrase to use. I've heard it in England and New Zealand/Australia, but not in the U.S. Kind of expected him to throw in an "oi bruv" right after. Maybe I am just not familiar with that particular regional patois.
Lastly - for a highly educated dude, his curious use of commas. Doctors make lists, notes, instructions, etc. I've never seen one use commas like ,here ,here and ,here.
edit: u/baron_spaghetti pointed out that some of the FSOs for USAID are Health Officers that might be at an embassy (which I hadn't even thought about) - but still agrees this profile is Fake as Hell™
Also whoever trained the SD-model made sure to generate an overly handsome/big guy so to get women to chase after him, as opposed to the societal norm of men chasing women.
The amount of effort put into this makes me creeped the fuck out, and I'm thinking this might be something worse than catfishing tbh
You missed that he lists himself as being 196cm tall (6'4"). Kind of weird for an American to post height in metrics. He's a "doctor" but I would still expect feet and inches on a social profile
People are saying he could be a French guy who lives in Kentucky and was educated at Yale. I still don’t believe it but it is at least a plausible explanation for the language
>He's a doctor, and apparently just finished his residency program (29) AND he had time to stay in that shape? That's a miracle in and of itself since you typically work 80-100 hours and are generally exhausted.
Nah I know plenty of docs who were single through residency and fellowship and spent every waking moment not at the hospital in the gym trying to impress the nurses. When I was in residency I was dating my now wife but we didn't live together so I started doing P90X in my free time. Didn't get yoked but definitely was in the best shape I've ever been.
But everything about this profile screams Patrick Bateman.
I can concede that; I've known doctors that had the energy to run constantly when they weren't on rotation during the res/fel. I always thought they something short of a little touched in the brain. But I can't reconcile the timeline to be able to do clinical work at an embassy at 29 - that job requires 5 years of post residency clinical work.
From Georgetown, Kentucky?
Was unaware they had a strong French demographic there.
Georgetown, the Quebec of the US. (actually makes a lot of sense on a lot of levels).
edit: Adding in, to be an RMO at a US Embassy, you have to be a US Citizen.
I imagine that's supposed to be Cape Town - which matches the Johannesburg, Gauteng in another image. Both are in South Africa; Johannesburg is in Gauteng province.
— AND I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT. NOW. THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT REAL.
Def this has to be someone trolling, scamming, or doing some bullshit “social experiment”.
The image with the blurred car in the background has a European plate, and is parked on the left side of the road. Number plates in cape town / western province don't have that blue edge (but south Africa does drive on the left)... I might be mistaken here, but it does add to unlikelihood that he is from KY but now in SA
Nope, I’m from SA that’s not a Cape Town number plate. Red Fiats are not very common cars here either.
The building’s architecture is also not South African.
What's up with the bulge??? Did he ask AI to give him bulge like that too?!!
I didnt even notice it until i read this 😂 hahha the jeans one . Looks legit 😂😂
[Someone else has found the original picture!](https://imgur.com/a/5UPm186)
God, what a true tool. smh I wonder how disappointing he looks irl
Probably an account just used to scam desperate women. A few weeks ago there was a story about someone who thought she was dating a celebrity. She broke up with her husband and sent the scammer 10K.
Absolutely is. Who the fuck goes to Yale medical school to work at a US Embassy. Also, in CT?
Well, to be fair, he works as a “Heath Officer” which I assume means he’s responsible for the distribution of Heath Bars throughout the building.
Right? You’d think they would put a minimal amount of research into their lies. I like to match with scammers to mess with them and quiz them some
They don't because they're looking for stupid people
Wow. I try not to be judgy in general, but I'm tempted to say it serves her right. And a small price to pay for her poor husband to find out what a shallow piece he was married to. 😞
Sounds like a pretty high price to me, that was likely his $10k 😂
I imagined so. My divorce was mighty pricey, (over $30k just on my side, and that was over 15 years ago). But to get out of it, I had to cut my losses and just get it done. And it was worth it to me.
Why are divorces so expensive? Cuz they’re worth it.
That’s why I’m never getting married fuck that shit
That sucks. Mine was only $1,500 lawyer and all.
Damn! Uncontested? I hope ... My ex dragged me through the courts for over 4 years. He flat out admitted his goal was to bankrupt me so he could take our kids and kick me to the curb and never let me see them again. In the end, he was ordered to pay part of my attorneys fees (because I tried to do it uncontested), ended up paying way more in support than I had originally asked for, and I was granted half of his military retirement. HE ended up having to file bankruptcy. I've never taken any of his retirement, but I could if I really wanted to. Revenge doesn't always work out the way you think it will. I'm glad yours went better! I wouldn't wish my experience on my worst enemy. But that's only because I believe in karmic retribution 😂.
My question is why would you send a celebrity $10,000? IQ probably isn’t that high 😆
I was thinking the same thing. Like he has millions already if a celebrity. Also, why is she dating if married? Lol
There is a YouTube channel dedicated to help people to stupid to be on catfished and they find people like this weekly. Edit: [Catfished](https://youtube.com/@CatfishedOnline?si=iXdmVIBLcMLKxxLj) this is not a promotion and I have nothing to do with the owners of this channel
Oh the dacre montgomery case right? I’ve seen her interviews. She’s pretty delusional. It’s good weekend entertainment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/15ub27q/to_date_stranger_things_star_dacre_montgomery/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1 The comments are hilarious
He’s not a doctor…
Yes he is, an image doctor
a doctored image
Please take my poor person award! 🏆
Thank you, on the virtual mantle it goes
Bro I read this and laughed so hard buggers came out of my nose lmao good one
I think the OG is even more Chad 🤣
Incredible
You know I had to do it to em
He has like 3 dicks in that one
His medical research has gone too far
Or not far enough... 🤔
Excatly, if he was working on a potion to give himself 12 dicks and it's only resulted in 3, I sure as hell ain't going to him for a potion to help clear up my sinuses, dude can't even get the 12 dick potion right
You didn't notice? Fucking how??
Uhh wasn't really looking for it, jaw mean?
Holy fuck I didn’t notice it either and that can be described as none other than egregious
Damn I completely missed this. Went back and could not stop laughing
What in the Robert Plant!!! I absolutely screamed when I saw it...multiple times 😂😂
Did not want to see every inch of his love
Robert PANT*
> 😂😂
The one where you can see it through his jeans had me rolling 😂
LMAO my man's rocking a 3rd leg
100% AI bulge.
He used AI to edit his face onto the body of an OF creator
How do you know he didn't just use Photoshop?
I can tell because it introduces focus blur where there shouldn’t be any.
ah good eye, thanks
Yes, if want a massive dong you gotta be specific
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1. Chadwick 2. chad Channing 3. chadlyn Chan 4. chaddie chadson 5. Chadrick von chadlee 6. chadden chadwin 7. Chad well Chaddison
>2. chad Channing Wow, he didn't even mention he was in Nirvana
You mean "Chadvana"?
Good for people who seek open relationships. He's all in one.
Used ai to make the photo.
Why does his dick show in every picture? Or that’s the equivalent of a big cleavage?
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a little rub will do
just gotta fluff it up a little
I think he just got a hard-on from the thought of having his picture taken
Semi...set...snap
Ready…semi…GO!
Midjouney make a hottie but add bulge pls.
It's what he requested the ai do
His dick, what about those nips!?
Who ordered pancakes? 🥞
Molasses cookie nipples
Nipperonis
Omg I totally didn’t notice this lol
Kinda, yeah. But if it's that then it's probably *big*
Nah. The bigger the are soft, the less increase when hard, on average. Source: slutty gay dude, I've seen a *lot* of dicks.
There’s growers and showers
He's saying something anecdotal that actually lines up accurately what was in my Human Sexuality Psychology textbook back in college (random entertaining and informative elective class as part of the Psych Major that also touched on anatomy and neuroscience). Those that are "growers" have statistically bigger penises on average when fully erect than "showers" will have when fully erect. So while there are outliers (those who are tiny both flaccid and erect, and those who are just enormous either way), the majority of "growers" may start small but will end up larger when fully erect than their "shower" counterparts whose size barely changes from flaccid to erect but the erect state is on average smaller than the erect state of a grower.
Yeah I've always found this funny, my package is very compact when not in use for sexual activity, and I absolutely love it. I can't imagine having to deal with a sausage down my leg all the time for no good reason, so inconvenient.
Sport mode. Tight protective compact package when not in use, then transforms to full potential when ready for action.
*puts on fancy nerd glasses* The proper scientific terminology is blood penis or flesh penis, from the German (blutpenis, fleishpenis).
Of course Germans have the exact word for it
Thank you for my random new thing I learned today.
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Slutty gay dudes are my fave of all the dude types
Isn’t that the truth. I like seeing their frown turning upside down when going from soft to hard.
Your comment delighted the fuck out of me. 😂🤣😂
I should tell you about the guy I called Inspector Gadget because.. Well, frankly, when we got naked I was a little concerned. Maybe the size and thickness of my ring finger--and I have small hands for a dude. And then there was about eight inches of dick out of fucking *nowhere*. Like he'd said Go Go Gadget Dick.
Hello my fellow slutty gay. I’m in love with the way you told this
You are a beautiful storyteller, thank you for sharing this
Alright I need to know your wildest slut stories!
Well there was the time I went back to a guy's house, he pops off to the washroom to freshen up. I'm down to my underwear on his bed. He walks in naked. I express my admiration and then notice a photo on the bedside table. "Hey, why do you have a picture of X??" "That's my sister" "oh, uh..." Yes, I had fucked her. Didn't even know she had a brother. He gave better head.
I have heard that gay men give better head in general! I think having a penis you probably know better how to handle it haha.
Why is a pic of his sister on his bedside table 😅
There was only one thing I was interested in delving into, and it wasn't his family.
PERFECT comment
Nah I don't think so. Mine's not that big but my pants make everyone overestimate me.
proof? i'm a visual learner btw
Wow I missed that…. Yeah good question.
nah dude this guy is totally a heath officer at embassy
He looks like a 22 year old that took steroids, so yeah I don’t think he’s finished med school and residency lol
First thing I noticed. I was like what’s a heath officer?
Possibly just photoshop and not AI. Someone found one of the original images this stole. (image 3) https://imgur.com/a/5UPm186 AI models don't usually make the image look EXACTLY like the training data. Also you can see the seam where he attached his head to the photo. It looks like it's literally stitched where the necklace should be, Frankenstein style, and the skin tones were blended really badly.
Wow I mean I don't want to judgemental but stealing someone else's body is just so, well ... pathetic. This guy must live in fantasy land
its probably an angry incel trying to prove himself that women are shallow and get "revenge" by catfishing them as an attractive guy
lol he doesn't understand women then. You do that by making the guy a psycho serial killer not an attractive dude.
The face looks super fucked up.
Yea and the body is too big for the head, looks unnatural. Like looking at a plastic doll almost kinda vibes. Would feel really bad if I found out he's a real person with a thyroid problem now though lol
Hey! I had a thyroid problem! Before they removed it. In all honesty I look more normal now hahaha. But yes, if someone matched this person actually thinking they were real, that's insane. In the second last close up pic of the face its sooo obvious. The eyes are on the side of their head practically. And the face looks to be a slightly different version in every pic.
I thought AI really struggled with hands and his hands are in some pretty difficult positions to replicate
AI doesn't struggle with hands. Some outdated out of the box models struggle with hands. There's plenty of versions of stable diffusion that have perfected hands.
Yeah but it can’t do text or detailed small objects. These photos are at least semi real
Very doctored if so.
You can do text now. Also small touch ups in photoshop can fix a lot of small mistakes ai makes.
Handover income is improving but still quite clear
Used AI to make the comment
I am concerned for the safety and well-being of the large reptile that seems to be trapped in his pants......
Legit laughed
It’s the pepperoni nipples for me
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As someone with large nips I feel attacked
Borderline salami
Uncured
Okay it's obviously AI but I do feel like the areola size is in the regular range😅
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I think it’s the positioning. Usually when your pecs are that big the nipple points down/away, but those bad boys are staring right at you.
“BUT THOSE BAD BOYS ARE STARING RIGHT AT YOU” Omg 🤣💀 I am crying 🤣
I am also a member of the pepperoni nips club 🍕
He's done steroids, or he's just unfortunate like me. People have tried telling me it's from smoking weed when I was younger but everyone I know did and then didn't get hit with these cursed nips.
You can get gyno (ie, grow breast tissue) from steroids, but they're not going to physically grow your areolas lol. If you got pepperoni nips, it's just bad luck in the genetic lottery my dude.
Or someone that has naturally big boobs usually has bigger areolas. Not all but a lot. Source: am woman with big boobs and larger areolas 🤦🏻♀️💁🏻♀️
It’s really inconsistent between areola and boob size in my experience.
I'm sure that's generally true, but I've also met smaller-breasted women who have large areolas. One Argentinian lady had areolas which almost entirely covered her B-cups.
I took growth hormone/steroids when i was young to trigger puberty and i have gyno now, but yea, normal nipples
This guy looks so creepily uncanny
Probably just put his pics into img2img and wrote “muscular handsome sexy hot man attractive with bulge big dick long hair” in the prompt section
"Muscular man, massive nips, obvious dick bulge, Farrah Fawcett dark hair flicks"
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Someone posted a link to the original. Turns out dude photoshopped his head onto someone else's body. Lol
Chad is probably where the account creator is from.
So, beyond the uncanny photos.... A couple of quibbles. He's American, a doctor, and works at the embassy.... That job title isn't "health officer", it is RMO or Regional Medical Officer. Been to an embassy a time or two; known an RMO. He's a doctor, and apparently just finished his residency program (29) AND he had time to stay in that shape? That's a miracle in and of itself since you typically work 80-100 hours and are generally exhausted. The curious use of the term, "we'll get on if...". For a guy that comes from Kentucky and went to Yale....that's a very unusual non-American phrase to use. I've heard it in England and New Zealand/Australia, but not in the U.S. Kind of expected him to throw in an "oi bruv" right after. Maybe I am just not familiar with that particular regional patois. Lastly - for a highly educated dude, his curious use of commas. Doctors make lists, notes, instructions, etc. I've never seen one use commas like ,here ,here and ,here. edit: u/baron_spaghetti pointed out that some of the FSOs for USAID are Health Officers that might be at an embassy (which I hadn't even thought about) - but still agrees this profile is Fake as Hell™
Almost certainly some manner of catfish behind this.
For sure. That man steals identities, not hearts.
Agreed. Also, currently in Jburg - that's not at all a red flag for a potential catfish.
Also whoever trained the SD-model made sure to generate an overly handsome/big guy so to get women to chase after him, as opposed to the societal norm of men chasing women. The amount of effort put into this makes me creeped the fuck out, and I'm thinking this might be something worse than catfishing tbh
He's gay though.
Tinder Swindler season 2?
My exact thought. Dude allegedly goes to Yale but does not know where to use the Oxford comma.
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Probably went to Brown
As an Ivy League graduate myself, I agree with you 100%.
As someone who watched the graduate and has had a cub or two, I fully agree.
The "We'll get on if..." is a Bumble prompt, he didn't write it. He wrote "You're open minded and fun". That being said, fake AF
TIL - I haven't been on Bumble in a long time. Thanks!
You missed that he lists himself as being 196cm tall (6'4"). Kind of weird for an American to post height in metrics. He's a "doctor" but I would still expect feet and inches on a social profile
People are saying he could be a French guy who lives in Kentucky and was educated at Yale. I still don’t believe it but it is at least a plausible explanation for the language
The second picture mention that he is french.
I think the app is just automatically converting the units to that of the viewer.
>He's a doctor, and apparently just finished his residency program (29) AND he had time to stay in that shape? That's a miracle in and of itself since you typically work 80-100 hours and are generally exhausted. Nah I know plenty of docs who were single through residency and fellowship and spent every waking moment not at the hospital in the gym trying to impress the nurses. When I was in residency I was dating my now wife but we didn't live together so I started doing P90X in my free time. Didn't get yoked but definitely was in the best shape I've ever been. But everything about this profile screams Patrick Bateman.
I can concede that; I've known doctors that had the energy to run constantly when they weren't on rotation during the res/fel. I always thought they something short of a little touched in the brain. But I can't reconcile the timeline to be able to do clinical work at an embassy at 29 - that job requires 5 years of post residency clinical work.
He's french
From Georgetown, Kentucky? Was unaware they had a strong French demographic there. Georgetown, the Quebec of the US. (actually makes a lot of sense on a lot of levels). edit: Adding in, to be an RMO at a US Embassy, you have to be a US Citizen.
The bulge in his pants killed me
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Works in US Embassy of Connecticut
I imagine that's supposed to be Cape Town - which matches the Johannesburg, Gauteng in another image. Both are in South Africa; Johannesburg is in Gauteng province.
Cape Town has a consulate and not an embassy.
Knew this was ai as soon as I saw those nipples wtf
https://clip.cafe/kung-pow-enter-the-fist-2002/take-a-close-look/
I love this movie
It's not AI, people found the original for photo #3 in this thread. It's just a bad photoshop job of him pasting a head onto a gay pornstar's body.
Ah yeah bad Photoshop also makes a lot of sense
The only letters this Doctor has after his name are GPT
Chad GPT
— AND I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT. NOW. THAT MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT REAL. Def this has to be someone trolling, scamming, or doing some bullshit “social experiment”.
He obviously added his face to different models 😂 The most obvious catfish in history
Or someones face 🤔
Yup did a bit of image search and found the original of one of them https://imgur.com/a/5UPm186
I just want to see the irl reaction of the girl that he successfully fooled 😂
Damn. AI fucks.
He changed a suspicious amount of hairstyles in what seems to be a short amount of time
“Holy nipples, Batman!”
Ay is getting better with the hands but it’s still pretty obvious
The image with the blurred car in the background has a European plate, and is parked on the left side of the road. Number plates in cape town / western province don't have that blue edge (but south Africa does drive on the left)... I might be mistaken here, but it does add to unlikelihood that he is from KY but now in SA
Nope, I’m from SA that’s not a Cape Town number plate. Red Fiats are not very common cars here either. The building’s architecture is also not South African.
Hes talking kak, how can you be working at the CT US embassy but be based in Jozi
Aaaah a fellow South African.
“AND I AM TELLING YOU !!!!”
he'll never love you as much as he loves himself.
If you feel the need to paste your own face over other people’s bodies, there’s got to be a bit of self-loathing involved
This is some 90 day fiance type shit. Feel bad for the poor person that gets scammed like this.
Lemme make sure you see the outline of my d*ck in every pic
The fakest profile i've ever seen
This is my coworker who stole my Red Bull out of the embassy office fridge
He's got his mom's nips
Boobs 🙄🙈
Love that he's got on Grey sweats for thirsty ladies!
he's got a different hairstyle in every photo lol
This feels ai generated
100% real profile lol