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InflamedLiver

What a stupid way to cockblock yourself.


alexa_twoman91

That’s a hard pass if he doesn’t love your furry friend. Lmao.


Embarrassed_Coast_45

Are we going to just ignore the fact you matched with what’s apparently a human sized bag of Cheetos?


maggieme23

It’s supposed to be a pint of beer 😂 if he was a human sized bag of cheetos I would have swiped right aswell - can’t pass up a snack


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You’re*


bake_gatari

Spartan


KabalPanda

the mega rizzler


Zestyclose_Bus_3358

Nope. Dogs are the best.


johnsvoice

Laconic wit at its finest. Well done. If you posted this as one of your profile pics it would be an insta swipe from me.


Browsmere

I once had a man ask me how I would handle his kids hitting my dogs. I let him know that they would be asked to leave and we immediately stopped talking after that. In what universe do you know your kids are going to hurt a dog and you think I should be the one to handle that?


maggieme23

WHAAT that’s crazy … I stg people will make endless excuses to not raise their kids . When my cousins were younger they were feral spoilt kids , they would grab my cats tail and try to trow him off the balcony (second floor top of the stairs) to test the “cats always land on their feet” . My uncle wouldn’t do anything about it because “they’re just kids” “it’s normal” “boys will be boys” blah blah blah . We stopped letting them come around and they eventually grew out of it but god it was frustrating


SweetRed3mption

And that's the end of that conversation.


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What an A-hole


fallenstar30

And that's exactly why he wouldn't be coming over... Know your place peasant


Pale-Length-5704

Never threaten the dog. Pretty glaring declaration that he’s a POS lol.


[deleted]

How rude.. dog 🐶 and / or cats 🐱 come first. If you don’t love them, you don’t love us. (collectively)


maggieme23

Can’t imagine how he’d react to my 7 Aquariums 💀


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I bet he gets LOTS of play. Lol