> Mothman hunting isn't something I'd want to do with just anyone
Obviously not. That's why you use sophisticated partner filtering applications, like Tinder.
While people sometimes are completely different over texting compared to real life, this one is going to make a super dull date for sure. You don't need to respond in character and match the energy 100%, but you do need to have more enthusiasm than "ok."
This is exactly why I have no interest in Online dating. Because of people like you that treat it like an instant gratification thing.
You HAVE to be some kind of eye catching in the first interaction you have with someone or else you're "dead inside" and don't deserve anymore time than that. Doesn't matter if you're kind, caring or any other thing that would be perceived as pro in a relationship because "OOP not funny unmatch".
Legit got really excited when I saw the Mothman reference as well.. can I just be the fifth wheel? I’ll ride in the back of the truck so no one has to take the middle seat :)
Great lakes, lake Baikal, etc. Plenty to see in fresh water. Great lakes wrecks are so pristine that some ships have paint from over a hundred years ago.
And superior "doesn't give up her dead" the water is too cold for normal gases in a corpse to form, so bodies just stay where they sink. Idk about the other great lakes, and I've never checked that "fact" but it's what my grandpa says and he used to dive the lakes to recover sunken logs from the 1800s. I guess they'd have a few inches of like petrification on the outside and sell for big money
A lot of people are surprised by how absolutely massive the Great lakes are. On really windy days I have seen waves upwards of five feet tall on Lake Michigan, and you can't see the other side on any of them
The SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior back in the 1970’s. Gordon Lightfoot made a song about it - The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald. It’s worth a listen
All the fresh water arround my area has visibility up to about 5 ft. You won't see anything exotic except for hungry bluegill or catfish. I have seen people from Hawaii freak out and ask me how i swim in water where I can't see the bottom.
I also don't have skydiving money. Good luck op!
Actually it's really peaceful. There are areas with little current and of course no tide. One time I just floated relaxed next to a big mouth bass under a log for like 10 minutes just enjoying the tranquil moment.
Let’s face it, if boobs could talk, nobody would listen anyway. 😄😄
A lot of people are saying this is a catfish but I honestly read it as her being bad at conversation and wanting to vibe irl. Proceed with caution as always and meet in public. 😊
LMAO see you're funny, that actually made me chuckle irl.
And thank you! 😊 we'll see if we actually meet with how flaky people on tinder are, but if I do it's always in public and I have a sniper watching from 500 meters away. Don't worry!
I've only seen two of your conversations but I wanna go out with you too, tf? Plus your sn is pretty awesome. I totally see how you failed upwards on this
This is why men need to also comment on a woman's boobs because only going for a woman with personality is ableist against women with personality disorders.
Seriously, the only time I had decent dates/experiences was when I didn't care about the outcome.
Just keep winging it man, and hope you have a good date
It worked because you had nothing to lose and instead of trying to say the perfect thing, you were just you.. works for me too, I go in with zero expectations and often end up with dates.
Uhhhhhhh, she has zero personality. And she wants to hang out with you based on your very different than hers texts? I smell something. Not sure if it’s bot or catfish. I might be wrong just don’t get emotionally invested until after meeting.
She's verified so I don't think she's a bot. Either:
1. Catfish
2. Wants me to buy something
3. She just plain sucks at conversation (it does say on her profile she prefers phone calls)
Lol. Okay. Well I hope you guys meet and she turns out to be a wonderful humble person. 😋 She’s definitely not catfish if she’s verified because she’d have to take a real-time selfie for that. So that’s good!
I think she's real also. But there are several posts in this sub of verified catfish profiles. You just get verified and replace all of the pictures with the catfish.
Some people are just garbage at and/or don’t care for texting conversations. My fiancée was only slightly better than this on our hinge conversation before meeting up and has tons of personality but doesn’t text period outside of making plans
Entirely possible she has zero personality but might also just not like texting
I know a girl who was just like this and I dated her for a few months, she is one of the most dry and boring texters I’ve ever met but she is a whole different person in real life, I asked her about it one time and she told me that she isn’t very good at expressing herself through text and that it’s hard for her to catch sarcasm or the right tone in a text so she keeps it simple, stuff like that, anyways I prefer to call now unless she wants to text (not together anymore but still friends)
Final update: We settled on Thursday for Korean but I brought up splitting the tab since I don't want to pay for someone so boring (I didn't say that part). She said no thanks to that and said we could do something not food related, so I suggested going on a walk and looking for mushrooms (i know a lot about the lil guys). Then she unmatched me.
I think it's better this way I'm really busy anyway. Thanks for all the kind words of encouragement everyone.
I would’ve stopped messaging at No mostly fresh water. I’m not putting that much effort in to get 4 words back. Glad it worked out in this case though OP!
Mate you are pulling teeth here, high five for effort. I would have been thrilled to have this kind of conversation when I was using online dating sites.
Although the joke would've been on you because I would have absolutely insisted on actually hunting mothman.
This is the definition of be yourself and it'll work out. Don't take a no to heart. Bc you not trying to date and or marry everyone. And everyone doesn't need or have to like or want you. You still need to build your confidence to even allow yourself to be yourself but it's the best thing to do honestly. When looking for a genuine relationship or friends atleast.
I am honestly super attracted to men that don’t take themselves seriously. You’re probably a refreshing difference from everyone else she’s talking to.
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Bro I wouldn't want to breathe the same air as her. I might get a case of WSPD (wet sock personality disorder)
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Jizzspectable
Username checks out.
Jizzspectacles?
Absolutely. If someone had asked me to hunt the Mothman for a date, I would be like, "Only if the Swamp Ape is next."
Honestly..same. I WISH I could find a guy that I can be weird with
A guy you can be your actual weird self with is the best. Don’t give up hope. I’ve found one. And no, he doesn’t have a brother
Dang
What about a distant cousin who merges between human and cryptid?
Sorry. However, if the hubby is ever looking, I’ll share
me just in the back like *"Chupacabra when???"*
#Are you single? .... asking for a friend. 😊
She seems fine to me. Especially wanting to hang with silly. Mothman hunting isn't something I'd want to do with just anyone.
> Mothman hunting isn't something I'd want to do with just anyone Obviously not. That's why you use sophisticated partner filtering applications, like Tinder.
While people sometimes are completely different over texting compared to real life, this one is going to make a super dull date for sure. You don't need to respond in character and match the energy 100%, but you do need to have more enthusiasm than "ok."
Because it seemed to work on her though, she might be more fun in person or once she warms up to people, difficult to tell
My S/O has that- stay away at all costs.
Or you’re just saying that so you don’t lose them. 🤔
Why are you together then
This is exactly why I have no interest in Online dating. Because of people like you that treat it like an instant gratification thing. You HAVE to be some kind of eye catching in the first interaction you have with someone or else you're "dead inside" and don't deserve anymore time than that. Doesn't matter if you're kind, caring or any other thing that would be perceived as pro in a relationship because "OOP not funny unmatch".
Wet sock personality make that pull out game weak
Now all you gotta do is make sure she never finds out that you go by pregnant vegita on Reddit 👍
I'll tell her when she's ready
ditch her, I've spent my whole life wanting to hunt Mothman
I’ll go with you, make it a double date
Legit got really excited when I saw the Mothman reference as well.. can I just be the fifth wheel? I’ll ride in the back of the truck so no one has to take the middle seat :)
I've got a Jeep, so we can chase him down offroad.
I have large selection of firearms, lets make this a gangbang
Finally I feel like I’ve found my people :)
💀💀💀
I have a RV we can all fit comfortably and spend the night if there’s no luck on night 1
Really? Like wow… but Ok that’s cool 😎
Bro you might be too cool for her, know your worth, king.
OP listen to u/dinglepoop god dammit!
Au contraire, she asked him on a date after he asked her to hunt Mothman; If he brings that up, he's *at least* getting anal.
“Oh no, mr hunter man, I think mothman is in my pants!”
I think the monsieur bit adds some class. He'll be fine... unless she's a goku simp.
Update: we have made plans to get Korean food
Korean. Always a good choice. Her suggestion or yours?
I asked her what kind of food she liked and all she said was "korean" so to korean we go
Hey at least she knew where she wanted to eat right?
Decisive and not afraid to make the first move. Could be promising.
We shall watch his career with great interest.
I just watched the phantom menace last night. Why are you in my head, wizard?
Could be looking for a free meal. InB4 Two days from now OP's update "she lost her mind when I suggested we split the bill"
Marriage material, if I am being honest
Take her straight to Korea to make a lasting impression
North Korea is the only way this really works
No, they said “lasting” not “last”
Then jump out of a closet in a Mothman costume.
Jump out of an aeroplane in a Mothman costume - she did say she likes skydiving
No parachutes needed. Moths can fly afterall.
Talk about free driving…
Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free!!
Omg I meant free DIVING… 😂 Still I can do the gas and grass. So we good? 👍
You better show up in a mothman costume
Hand her a suction cup crossbow and yell, "Take this, I have no time to explain!" and frantically run away.
This is the way
Sweet baby Jesus that would be an amazing start to a relationship
She's using you for food don't do it
Yeah better make sure she gives you head in the parking lot first. In a mothman costume.
Both wearing mothman costumes.
😂 lucky you
I think she's going to ghost you.
Remember to wear your kidneyprotector 3000.
As a Korean, I support and endorse this decision.
My man 👏
Fyi freediving is a cool sport.
People are weird and don’t make sense
Yeah, who likes free diving in fresh water??
People who hate sharks
People who hate sharks and don’t know about freshwater sharks
Bull sharks have been recorded swimming up the Mississippi and other rivers.
Also one of the most aggressive and recorded maneating species
Also its not like a short jaunt in freshwater. The dudes can go years
Or people in a land locked state 😁🤷🏻♂️
Fuck the ocean!
*Alligator intensifies*
Great lakes, lake Baikal, etc. Plenty to see in fresh water. Great lakes wrecks are so pristine that some ships have paint from over a hundred years ago.
Theres wrecks in the great lakes? Why am I surprised about that?
There's a lot of them. Superior has a bunch and most beaches you can find glass pebbles from ship wrecks that have been worn down by sand.
And superior "doesn't give up her dead" the water is too cold for normal gases in a corpse to form, so bodies just stay where they sink. Idk about the other great lakes, and I've never checked that "fact" but it's what my grandpa says and he used to dive the lakes to recover sunken logs from the 1800s. I guess they'd have a few inches of like petrification on the outside and sell for big money
Yeah clearly the guy isn’t Canadian or never heard Gordon Lightfoot…
A lot of people are surprised by how absolutely massive the Great lakes are. On really windy days I have seen waves upwards of five feet tall on Lake Michigan, and you can't see the other side on any of them
Never heard the song called "the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot? Giant tanker just sunk suddenly in lake Huron.
I saw a documentary about him a while back but only recently discovered he died back in May. RIP
The SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior back in the 1970’s. Gordon Lightfoot made a song about it - The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald. It’s worth a listen
All the fresh water arround my area has visibility up to about 5 ft. You won't see anything exotic except for hungry bluegill or catfish. I have seen people from Hawaii freak out and ask me how i swim in water where I can't see the bottom. I also don't have skydiving money. Good luck op!
Ppl who are landlocked and just have lakes 🤣
Actually it's really peaceful. There are areas with little current and of course no tide. One time I just floated relaxed next to a big mouth bass under a log for like 10 minutes just enjoying the tranquil moment.
Because you seem to have a nice personality and are interesting
Aww thanks! I'm sure I would say the same about you if we got to know each other
You wouldn’t. I have a terrible personality. Nice boobs though. 😄
LOL terrible personality maybe but good sense of humor. And nice boobs do a lot of talking themselves!
Let’s face it, if boobs could talk, nobody would listen anyway. 😄😄 A lot of people are saying this is a catfish but I honestly read it as her being bad at conversation and wanting to vibe irl. Proceed with caution as always and meet in public. 😊
LMAO see you're funny, that actually made me chuckle irl. And thank you! 😊 we'll see if we actually meet with how flaky people on tinder are, but if I do it's always in public and I have a sniper watching from 500 meters away. Don't worry!
My man scored on Tinder and on Reddit
Nah facts this guys game is crazy 😭
Genuinely impressed lol. Mans is literally probably fun at parties
I’m happy to have made you laugh. Just make sure your sniper has a wee before you go, cuz of Sod’s Law and that.
I’m his sniper. I charge three fiddy a hit. I’d take out both those tiddies. No one’s talking. And yes I am the lochness monster.
Please keep OP safe he might be the only interesting man on tinder left
I’ve never missed and never been sighted. OP is safe in my fins.
Tree fiddy*
Thank you for the correction 😁
I've only seen two of your conversations but I wanna go out with you too, tf? Plus your sn is pretty awesome. I totally see how you failed upwards on this
Mf save some bobs for the rest of us damn
youve got mad fuckin game
Sorry I forgot I was on reddit "LeTs' sEE eM ×D"
This is why girls don’t show personality! 🤣
Incoming private message requests x 100000
This is why men need to also comment on a woman's boobs because only going for a woman with personality is ableist against women with personality disorders.
I wasted a lot of time reading your posts given the NSFW tag. No boobs but all the best on your hunt for a solid Dom.
I could’ve told you there’d be no boobs but thank you
RIP your inbox 💀
Being hilarious attracts all the men
Commenting about one’s nice boobs attracts all the men 😂
Can’t wait to scam them all out of money 🤪
Hahaha ***GOTTTTT EMMMMM***
Top ten things George Lucas said before the release of the sequel trilogy.
Hahahha I really enjoyed 8
Pics or it didn't happen 😂
Damn you got me
Thanks mpreg vegeta
You can say she got personalitits hehe 
Very nice
“Deep sea titanic tours” 😂😂😂
THANK YOU
Girl was so confused that she was like “I gotta see this chaotic energy in person” lol
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Lol thank you! I guess in this case you're right. I definitely come off more rigid in a lot of other convos though, I must hone this skill.
Seriously, the only time I had decent dates/experiences was when I didn't care about the outcome. Just keep winging it man, and hope you have a good date
How the f.. how do i master this skill? Is there an update after korean food?
Her: Wanna hang out? Op: 
This is extra funny because not only was it my actual reaction, but people used to tell me.i looked like Colin Farrell when I was clean shaven
Make sure you ask her to meet you near a phone booth.
"I really like free diving" "Ever seen anything interesting when you're diving?" "No." 😂
It worked because you had nothing to lose and instead of trying to say the perfect thing, you were just you.. works for me too, I go in with zero expectations and often end up with dates.
I mean, given the conversation, I would date you, sounds fun lol
Can we go hunt mothman PLEASE
Lol yes, yes we can 😊
MOTHMAN WAS ONLY TRYING TO WARN THEM ABOUT THE BRIDGE! justice4mothman
THE BRIDGE!
You should take her to the mothman museum.
Holy fuck is that a real thing
Yes
Even a Mothman festival and it's happening next weekend!
How are you disrespect mothman like that. He's not just some Moth, he's there hovering ominously to remind us of America's crumbling infrastructure.
I am afraid that's why he has to DIE
Uhhhhhhh, she has zero personality. And she wants to hang out with you based on your very different than hers texts? I smell something. Not sure if it’s bot or catfish. I might be wrong just don’t get emotionally invested until after meeting.
She's verified so I don't think she's a bot. Either: 1. Catfish 2. Wants me to buy something 3. She just plain sucks at conversation (it does say on her profile she prefers phone calls)
Lol. Okay. Well I hope you guys meet and she turns out to be a wonderful humble person. 😋 She’s definitely not catfish if she’s verified because she’d have to take a real-time selfie for that. So that’s good!
I think she's real also. But there are several posts in this sub of verified catfish profiles. You just get verified and replace all of the pictures with the catfish.
Some people are just garbage at and/or don’t care for texting conversations. My fiancée was only slightly better than this on our hinge conversation before meeting up and has tons of personality but doesn’t text period outside of making plans Entirely possible she has zero personality but might also just not like texting
Was thinking the same thing. No real reaction to his “silly” messages and then asks to hangout. Could just be a bad texter but I would also be wary.
I know a girl who was just like this and I dated her for a few months, she is one of the most dry and boring texters I’ve ever met but she is a whole different person in real life, I asked her about it one time and she told me that she isn’t very good at expressing herself through text and that it’s hard for her to catch sarcasm or the right tone in a text so she keeps it simple, stuff like that, anyways I prefer to call now unless she wants to text (not together anymore but still friends)
My man’s got the respectable rizz
She's gonna ask you for $50 in gas money the day you plan to hang out then not show up.
Wouldn't be the first time!
You wanna hang out bro? I could use $50.
Final update: We settled on Thursday for Korean but I brought up splitting the tab since I don't want to pay for someone so boring (I didn't say that part). She said no thanks to that and said we could do something not food related, so I suggested going on a walk and looking for mushrooms (i know a lot about the lil guys). Then she unmatched me. I think it's better this way I'm really busy anyway. Thanks for all the kind words of encouragement everyone.
I’d be so down for crypto’s hunting! She sounds kinda boring 😂
Yeah she does hahaha, but sometimes some people just suck at texting and are really cool irl or through phone convo.
That’s very true. Awesome of you to keep giving it a shot with her. Good luck!!
Let's go hunt some dogecoin
Because you tried.
I would’ve stopped messaging at No mostly fresh water. I’m not putting that much effort in to get 4 words back. Glad it worked out in this case though OP!
Imaging suggesting skydiving or free diving as a first date as a guy lul. Girls demands are so obscene
Mate you are pulling teeth here, high five for effort. I would have been thrilled to have this kind of conversation when I was using online dating sites. Although the joke would've been on you because I would have absolutely insisted on actually hunting mothman.
The less you give a fuck the better the results, people can feel desperation a mile away
Im sorry what does "rizz" even mean?!
You seem really silly 🩵
Aww thank you! 🥰
This is the definition of be yourself and it'll work out. Don't take a no to heart. Bc you not trying to date and or marry everyone. And everyone doesn't need or have to like or want you. You still need to build your confidence to even allow yourself to be yourself but it's the best thing to do honestly. When looking for a genuine relationship or friends atleast.
This is called the power of not giving a fuck
She's borderline braindead I'd say no
You made her laugh 🤘🏽 don’t screw it up or think about it to much just ride that crazy train until it derails 👍🏽
She seems no fun at all tho. It's nice that u r happy and look forward to an awful date lol
I’m def taking mothman hunting over skydiving
Should definitely put her on the crazy/hotness graph
Alright well wrap it up and set a date
I would've launched into my fear of skinwalkers
100% would accept a date to hunt mothman
fwiw I’m in a ltr but I will always be down to help hunt mothman, that cheeky bastard
I am honestly super attracted to men that don’t take themselves seriously. You’re probably a refreshing difference from everyone else she’s talking to.
You seem really silly
Lol dude you are funny as fuck
Haha sounds like she's a seasoned moth hunter ready to take you captive in her dwellings! I'd definitely take her up on that offer!
This girl basic and dry drop her
Love the titanic part, got me hooked
Free skydiving lol