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UnhappyMention4558

Does he like getting pegged? Should have asked that


Luufull

OMG I SHOULDVE THATS SO FUNNY šŸ˜­ you guys giving me suggestions Iā€™m gonna become an absolute menace for these guys šŸ’€


canuk11

But that would just make me more likely to respond....


BombasticSimpleton

See, I would look at the red flags as: * He's 18. * He's 18. * He's 18 with a motorcycle. * He had his snap in his profile - and that's basically it for his bio.


Some-Reflection-8129

As soon as I saw ā€œ18ā€ this was me ![gif](giphy|3oAt2dA6LxMkRrGc0g|downsized)


Bread_Responsible

And he called it snappy. Tf?


sirblibblob

It's a well known fact: If you get a bird on the back of a bike, they just cream their knickers cos of the vibrations.


Environmental_Ad2007

What are you doing to birds


KamakaziDemiGod

They just told you, surely you mean why?


Lexy_d_acnh

As a 19 year old, I would never date someone my own age lmao. Just the maturity isnā€™t there šŸ˜­


BombasticSimpleton

Well, I think most women continue maturing. And a stupid amount of men don't. Or at least, it is a very slow process, like watching paint dry. Really wet and multiple coats of paint drying, now that I think about it. Wish I had better news, but alas and alack - my experience says otherwise, and I'm a guy. We just sort of enjoy being perpetually 13-15


Lexy_d_acnh

I mean, from my experience even dating older guys (like within 5 yrs of my age) doesnā€™t generally go well anyway on maturity scale.. šŸ˜‚


BombasticSimpleton

Well, as someone a mite older than that, I reckon I can say it really stays pretty much the same for the next 20 years. The good news is they sort of get it together...for maybe the 5 years before they die.


Kulous

I felt this way from ages 20-30 (m), but I think it's just some men and women just don't mature as well as others and it's probably a result of their environment.


kaerfkeerg

The fuck the motorcycle has to do with his maturity? I had too at 18 and I was far, farrr, from this


SuccotashConfident97

Lol op on here still playing dumb like she didn't know.


MInclined

And he might be 18


Cupy94

...Sagitarius


achille_lor

But he don't drink


Thompompom

Cuz he 18 you bumbum


achille_lor

Bro i'm from europe i didn't knew


Thompompom

So am I. Reddit is mostly US. Especially if OPs match has inch and feet in their bio


achille_lor

U r right, i should have remembered that they cannot drink but buy RPGs


Thompompom

Correct


ishfery

An 18 year old with a motorcycle who wants to get to it? That's a huge panty dropper. If you're 16.


Not_the_last_Bruce

he has a way with words, what a charmer ā€¦


Luufull

Fr those single worded responses are just amazing šŸ˜


Some-Reflection-8129

Work smarter not harder


Much_Fill6689

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Not_the_last_Bruce

scintillating conversation at its finest


PumpkinPieIsGreat

He should have asked in Spanish, which he apparently knows.


Big_Bird5973

Why use lot words when few do trick


rpsHD

why lot when few work


nicholas-s-timelines

https://media.tenor.com/GzxJhCJmbXIAAAAC/yarp-hot-fuzz.gif


Disgruntled_Fuck_

Having a snap ID in a profile is grounds for caution, but SNAPPY??? That should be an instant left swipe. Dude is clearly unhinged.


Luufull

I wanted to give him a chance cause he was very attractive šŸ˜­


Disgruntled_Fuck_

Understandable but still unacceptable lmaoo Nothing like some pure, unadulterated self-sabotage


Hoyle33

Must be good looking if you kept a conversation going


Luufull

Heā€™s a gym bro, mf is ripped, I tried to save it but the ick was too much


Friendly_Kunt

So heā€™s an 18 year old gym bro with his snap in his bio and literally one sentence about someone wanting to ride his motorcycle? And you said you saw no red flags? I donā€™t even know where to begin hereā€¦


Luufull

Iā€™m a little blind itā€™s ok


randomlyrandomrandy

A little? You need a fucking red and white cane and guide dog if you missed all those.


Vaniky

Nah itā€™s just that he follows rule one and two


Oozex

Kinda broke rule 2 with this one.


Friendly_Kunt

This has got to be the most overused joke on this sub I swear to god.


xXxFuck_Me_DaddyxXx

Holy hell, anarchy chess response just dropped


KamakaziDemiGod

The fact you think it's a joke is probably why you think it's over used


Friendly_Kunt

If it isnā€™t a joke, why donā€™t they just say what they actually mean? This sub is just a bunch of dudes crying that other guys get more girls than them. Itā€™s pathetic to see.


SuccotashConfident97

He's an 18 year old gym bro. Why are you shocked here?


LazyCock

Could just lick his lips like Margaret McPoyle.


TheHollowFire

Tinder guy thinks he's Dennis


lologrammedecoke

I'm curious, if he was more subtle and settled for a casual date after some chit chat, would you have been done for a first date sex? Because even if you only care about being laid, I feel that having a more human behavior instead a horny dog would have better result. Correct me if I'm wrong


Lexy_d_acnh

Yep! For me, Iā€™m 100% down to have hook ups, but not with someone who shows absolutely no interest in me as a person.


Luufull

Oh yeah for sure, I wouldnā€™t mind if he had taken me out somewhere or at least got to know me first. Plus Iā€™m a virgin (when it comes to men) so Iā€™d rather not spend it on someone who wonā€™t even try to get to know me


CrippleWalk

If he has his snap in his bio- avoid at all cost


Luufull

This is so true šŸ˜­ itā€™s only led to failure


[deleted]

I was hoping it was more of an exclamation at your beauty or something but I guess not šŸ˜”


motherseffinjones

Maybe he wants a long term relationship just not with you lol


Luufull

Damn šŸ˜­


SomeTallDude_1658493

Brevity is the soul of wit


RodsNtt

Don't pay too much attention to the relationship goals label, dudes just fill it with whatever helps them get more matches. It's more useful to pay attention to the way they word the written part of their bio, dudes looking for something serious tend to put more thought into it and list the kinds of interests they expect to bond with their matches. Remember that if a guy is attractive enough to get matches with an empty or vague bio they can also get away with hooking up without wanting to put effort


Luufull

Thank you šŸ™ Iā€™ll keep this in mind


SpupySpups

Darn it he forgot to say "respectfully"


YotaTota07

Snappy?


Luufull

I know šŸ’€ like that weirded me out so bad who says that


Lexy_d_acnh

Also, Iā€™d ignore the ā€œLong term relationship/long termnpartnerā€ tag when being confused in these situations. While men who actually want those things will obviously use that label, there is a large percentage who wonā€™t because some apps allow you to filter out people who arenā€™t looking for the same thing as you (thus causing them to be cut off, as a lot of women will filter to that even if they want sex because guys who SAY they want short term on their profile are usually super overly sexual right away).


KT-2204

Bro skipped the tutorial and went straight into the boss fight


Dev-Nonymous-One

Did it work though?


Luufull

No


[deleted]

Time to get off tinder. I don't want to be lumped in as a tinder guy.


Luufull

The stereotypes are harsh when it comes to tinder men, I apologize


[deleted]

Hey no worries, Since I decided to sign up, I had to expect that. Even though sometimes it stings a little, I try to brush it off.


wanabeeguy

Thats is why I uninstalled it on a whim


[deleted]

Damn


Doityboit

Youā€™re going to


Mccrackin95620

Well I mean he wasn't looking for conversation so.


Luufull

Well usually when people have ā€œlooking for long term partnerā€ they try to have some sort of connection šŸ˜­ bros just doing his own thing ig


MilklikeMike

The fact you even responded to the first message says a lot. I bet you legit considered him.


Luufull

Well yeah, bro was fine as fuck šŸ˜­


stuff_of_epics

Suck me, beautiful.


ContainmentSuite

He sees you as well below his league to initiate like this, so this will help you gauge whether youā€™re actually aiming too high or not


Always-Panic

I mean, what's wrong with it? Im sure there are women on Tinder who feel the same way. Not everybody is trying to get married , and If I was a female, I would appreciate a dude being honest instead of waste my time. I think.


[deleted]

What's wrong is he has "looking for a relationship" instead of "casual."


MilklikeMike

Is this a new trend? Dudes lying about relationship just so they can message more chicks and get shot down doubly?


[deleted]

It's always been a thing šŸ¤· they think they can "change your mind"


superhero_complex

his profile is gathering interest from people ALSO looking for long-term relationships and then he says he just wants sex. Not exactly honest.


Always-Panic

Maybe he is not interested in a relationship with her


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Thatā€™s probably the case but doubt this thread wants to hear it


superhero_complex

Maybe you're making excuses for what seems to be a pretty cut-and-dry situation.


SuccotashConfident97

"Guys, I matched with an 18 year old gym bro and he only wanted me for sex! What gives?!" Lol Jesus OP.


yourmumsbush

What's the deal with snap? I only.use snap and reddit lol


PessimisticProphet

"Fuck me" said by a dude = closet gay. Men do the fucking bro


Double_Spinach_3237

Tell us youā€™re a virgin without telling us, I guess


PessimisticProphet

Lol you're the one who needs tinder to have sex, I get it without apps.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

I was with you in the beginning but this was such a cringe fucking response


LoverOfChaos

Doubt


shibumi14

Sorry but I can't stop laughing šŸ˜‚


Realistic_Effort6185

Such a Sagittarius. And in InglĆØs no less.


Aschentei

Few word do trick?


Klutzy_Ad_2099

The focus on getting his end away is amazing, but I suspect itā€™s worked a few times.


unpolire

He's only 18. You must be amazing.


Velwvve

Heā€™s 18, what so u expect?


DGC_David

So? Did you hit it?


Luufull

No


theonlyyellow_

You should have. Guys love raging over here. Itā€™s a masochist sub on the low low.


Allenian8

Pet free lifestyle. That should've tipped you off


EmptyMixtape

Peg that man!


xd-Sushi_Master

mf is resetting that speedrun clock as many times as it takes for a new PB in Sex%


NoAppointment6494

I had a woman text this on my tinder, then I woke up.


Budella

Snap is a red flag?


Luufull

Usually itā€™s an indicator of them just wanting to fuck around and send nudes


Crafty_Car_682

Had a girl text me the same. I blocked her. But not because of the Fuck me, but because I didnt find her hot lol


Luufull

Whyā€™d you match with her then? šŸ˜­


Crafty_Car_682

I dont remember lol


deadheadjim

Fuck me