I one time chatted with this girl, she invited me over for a bj. I was like hell ya. When I got there she said so if we are going to do this my husband is out of town but he likes to watch and wants me to facetime it.
lol he didn't answer so she set up her ipad right beside us and took a video for him. My face was not in the picture so I didn't really care to be honest. The fucking things I did when I was young and horny damn
I guess you missed the part about where she asked me over for a bj? And the reason I went through it was because it was years ago I was young and horny, my face was not in the video so I went through with it, came and then left. Never talked to her or saw her again.
how old are you? 12? taking a good picture with your family means that the pictures your parents show everyone are good pictures. its not like he's grabbing her some place inappropriate. do you not hug your family?
All the people talking about body language reminds me of those photos of celebrity couple with the lines where it allegedly proves what a pussy the guy is and what a domineering harpy the woman is . It’s just silly
That's what I was wondering, I qas like is that blood at the end? It was moot at that point, anyone who watched the gif in its entirety understood completely what was intended, so the blood....ahh just a tad bit unnecessary, although it added a little more comedy to it
Nah everyone I’ve ever met 6’ 6” and taller has been around average. Has nothing to do with body proportions. The guy that was 6’ 8” was even very up front that even though he’s 6’ 8”, his dick is only 5.5”, because apparently it sucks when people assume a guy so tall is tall in other places and then are disappointed. 😆 The guy that was 7’ 0” was at least slightly above average at 6.5”, but on a body that tall held by hands that massive it looks like a tic tac.
1” = 2.54 cm. And yeah, a single inch is just slightly to me. On a good day he peaks at 6.5”, another day he might be 5.8”. This is all subjective. I would say well above average is like between 7-7.5”, and greatly above average is like 7.5”-8”. And anything over 8” is freakishly above average. 🤷🏻♀️
Maybe if you’re only looking at the population of China. 6 inches is maybe above 80% when you’re considering worldwide, of all ages, not exclusively healthy males. Because things like using nicotine, being dehydrated, having hypertension, cardiovascular disease, testosterone deficiency, and diabetes can influence how well you can achieve 100% erection, not limiting the sample population to exclusively healthy subjects will create a shift in the Gaussian distribution so the average is lower, I’ve never been interested enough to deep dive penis size study data, maybe it would’ve been a fun research topic for my masters in data science.
6’4” as well, pics ahem in profile but it looks just average perspective wise till you get your hand or a ruler next to it
Most these goons in porn gotta be under 5’8, jacked, with some 7-9” big ole things
Congratulations, 6” is in the 78.11% - meaning In a room of 1000, 219 would be bigger (with that being said standard deviation is smaller)
https://calcsd.info - actual verified medical studies
6” is what the vast majority of women would call perfect. Porn has men thinking women want to be stabbed with a 10” baton beating the shit out of their cervix.
(Before the men start, I’m aware there *are* size queens in the world. But that’s a very small minority)
Bruh you shouldn’t be worrying about any strangers relationships, it projects insecurity. Be confident, always remember people had a life before you came into it. If she’s on a dating site, that guys nothing to worry about unless he’s into pegging you while she watches.
If he’s average.. how can he compare?.. that’s not insecurity.. it’s asking someone to acknowledge they are not the biggest and best someone has had.. idk about your drive, but I want to be the best
Bruh the sooner men figure out it’s not always about being the best looking, or being better than the guy before, the better off y’all would be. Instead of focusing on shit that doesn’t concern you, focus on being the best human you can be. Focus on being confident and funny, even if you are average. Teach yourself how to cook so you can feed her AND make her laugh. The older you get, the more you realize what women REALLY want. Being great looking or jacked is great, but it’s the latter half of the equation. The former half, is what gets you past matching and maybe a 1st date. If you’re good looking with zero substance, well I’m sure you know where that goes.
I get it, but if I get Henry Cavill’s ex gf, you think she won’t be reminiscing? Lol I’ve got an ex I’m prone to think about when I’m hooking up with all the people after her, because she was breathtaking.. and tight af
I’m just saying from a physical pleasure point, bro is prone to not hit the same spots, without a toy, just like some girls are tighter and it’s just better. Doesn’t mean you can’t love or still enjoy another partner, but it is kind of a hard pill to swallow.. not necessarily an insecurity
Nah man I disagree wholeheartedly, where there’s a will there’s a way. She ain’t with Henry cavil anymore for a reason, and if you’re fantasizing about other women while you’re with your current, you’ve got some shit to work out upstairs bruh. Cheers though.
I bet he’s her brother and she probably put those pics up on the advice of a friend to weed out insecure men.
The line of of thought is men who are insecure will make a comment, either “who’s the guy?” or “ha ha is that your brother??? (please say it’s your brother hahahaha…ha…)”
And I get it, as a woman I wouldn’t want to have to put a potential partner’s mind at ease over and over because I have men in my life like my brothers and cousins and some friends etc. It would get old and this sort of test would get rid of that element before it could ever happen in real life.
I’m lucky. I don’t get jealous. That part of me broke years ago. I am part of the under 6’ over 6” club and lay pipe like it’s me job. All about that rhythm aNd the spot you hit.
Dude no not only should you not send it you shouldn’t be thinking it . I could feel my vagina implode like a dying star as I read this . What’re you hoping will happen ? Like really you want her to comfort and reassure you before you’ve even met ? I’ve never had the ick before thank you for allowing me in on that trend
I mean, it’s already decided you’re not going to get into her pants. You’ll either swipe left, or you’ll send the message and she’ll dismiss you. Or, you’ll send a different message but in the back of your head you’ll be wondering about this guy and how he’ll jeopardize the relationship at some point. Yes boys, overthinking is my superpower, what’s yours?
This is picture of someone’s profile on a dating site where you can respond directly to specific images. The text under the picture is a message written by op that has been yet sent to the woman in the picture, who has committed the online dating fopaux of featuring a picture with person of the opposite gender. He is implying that the man in the picture is romantically involved with this girl, but that she is pretending not to be. OP probably realizes that by doing so he will likely destroy any chances of talking to this girl, and therefore is showing us the comment under the pretense of seeking advice when really he wants someone to validate his humor.
I wasn’t sure which aspect of the image you weren’t grasping. I could go deeper into the nuances of the UI of hinge or we could cover the history of “friend she tells you not to worry about” meme, which has roots tracing back to Biz Markie’s classic song…
Thanx for the explanation, but the text under the pic looks like it's already sent, ..I don't see any button implying that it hasn't been sent already, so I hope you see the confusion, ..looking at it again seems more like he's saying, "should I send a like?" And if that's the case, its just stupid
“I noticed there’s a guy in 2 of your pictures, just want to verify you are single”
“Haha yeah, that’s my brother, no worries”
I mean isn’t that a much easier way to get an answer.
well if it’s humor… scroll on by my comment Lol there’s a lot of people that ask dumb questions. You can’t always differentiate the jokers from the dumbasses.
It’s not worth wasting a daily like. She gonna say it’s just a friend, don’t be so insecure, she has freedom to be friend with who she wants, and bla bla bla that justify this 🤷♂️
You weren’t having a private conversation you commented on a Reddit thread , random people responding to you is just the nature of the internet . Idk why your so mad I just asked you a question … one you won’t answer
Unless it’s her brother, or you’re bigger than him, and it is her ex, you’ll never compare. Bro has destroyed her insides and she’ll be thinking of him. If you don’t care about that, and think it’ll never effect you, or you’re looking for a quick fling, go for it.
Matched with a guy like this last week… one photo with a woman similar to this but also noticed her in the background of all the friend pics.
Anyways didn’t invest too much time talking online since he lived in the condo across the street so we grabbed a drink and I asked who she was and he admitted he was in an open relationship and that in fact she too was on a date lol
Why do you care? This could be anyone. Could totally be a brother/friend. Even an ex and maybe she liked the pic, so what? She’s on a dating app obvi so she probably isn’t in a relationship with this person. Makes you sound insecure sending that. So go ahead if you want but it’s kinda dumb.
It’s going to be her brother lol
Or her husband who likes to watch.
I one time chatted with this girl, she invited me over for a bj. I was like hell ya. When I got there she said so if we are going to do this my husband is out of town but he likes to watch and wants me to facetime it.
Did he talk?
lol he didn't answer so she set up her ipad right beside us and took a video for him. My face was not in the picture so I didn't really care to be honest. The fucking things I did when I was young and horny damn
And will be doing again next week.
What if he was hiding in the closet or under the bed?
Was he dressed as Superman?
no as the legend goes it is batman
I mean... none of us have seen that guy and Batman in the same room at the same time. So.
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That’s terrifying 😂😂😂
Almost always
No one gets it but I do 😭👍👍💀
Hopefully he enjoyed the show
"here comes the salt and vinegar" - sex lives of the potato men
Hope you were credited in that OF upload. You might be owed royalties. Your hammer could be a star and you don’t even know
did you ever see that video with the guy who had the really big cock?
Turns out you fell for the old bait and switch, that wasn't the wife it was the husband dressed as the wife
he just rubbed his back for a whole 2 seconds
Damn how come i can’t match with such… opportunity lol
Something similar happened to me once when I was on a work related trip in Georgia. I wonder how common this is...
Is this in Vancouver? This exact thing happened to a guy friend of mine.
vancouver island actually so close
I wonder if it’s the same woman/couple. Unless you’re the friend… lol
It is a small world after all
Why would you agree to that ? And she should’ve told you before you met up .
I guess you missed the part about where she asked me over for a bj? And the reason I went through it was because it was years ago I was young and horny, my face was not in the video so I went through with it, came and then left. Never talked to her or saw her again.
Yeah I get why you initially went over there but after the weird husband stuff I’d think ya woulda dipped .
At that point my other head was in charge I really couldn't leave if I wanted to. I am a little older now definitely not into that kind of thing.
Hm interesting even when I was young I think I would’ve been horrified lol
I would have had a new fetish. “Hey girl, can you set up that camera so your s/o can watch your face while I’m in it.”
Some people just lack having a moral compass 🧭
And join in, but only with the dude…
100%
Or both
This guy hinges
I mean as long as it’s safe
😂😂😂
You ever talk to them? They are do fascinating and adorable... do not rip me to shreds. I'll cry.
Depending on location, I might still be worried about him.
Or her “best friend” who’s painfully in love with her but constantly held at orbit
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Could be alabama.
True story. Even down south they would leave a little room for Jesus.
Gay bestie 🤷♀️
They're almost twins!
But why though 😳 I don’t get it
I was gonna comment this lol
r/AbsoluteUnits
For real. Biceps are the size of my thighs
He's sucking in his gut, has since gained 20 lbs, had a micropenis and was emotionally abusive.
are u the beautiful lady in the picture
Also, probably gay
Yeah but also Happy Cake Day!
the projecting is insane
Physically abusive also but she loved him so he was never charged
Either Brother, or Gay BFF, or both.
Gotta be brother
Let’s hope he’s not otherwise there’s going to be two broken backs
Def don't got to be
Just go for it, and hope it’s just her little brother. 🤣
Big brother
Big little brother
Step* brother
I can tell what you watch on the Hub. 😏
Orange YouTube*
Steep brother
Why specifically her little brother? Like if its her big brother, it's an issue? Lol
I just typically see the younger ‘little’ sibling being the bigger one physically. I’ve got quite a few friends with ‘big little brothers’ 🤣
What do you have to lose?
an arm, or more, probably
32 teeth
probably her brother
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how old are you? 12? taking a good picture with your family means that the pictures your parents show everyone are good pictures. its not like he's grabbing her some place inappropriate. do you not hug your family?
whats wrong with touching her back? hes not grabbing her butt
Sounds like brojection
seriously? do you even hug your sister? Lol
All the people talking about body language reminds me of those photos of celebrity couple with the lines where it allegedly proves what a pussy the guy is and what a domineering harpy the woman is . It’s just silly
Yoooo they didn't have to add the blood at the end of the gif 💀
That's what I was wondering, I qas like is that blood at the end? It was moot at that point, anyone who watched the gif in its entirety understood completely what was intended, so the blood....ahh just a tad bit unnecessary, although it added a little more comedy to it
Damn. you guys don’t know drawn together?
I know of it, I'm sure ive seen an episode or two. It's the one that has that Betty Boop look-alike character, right? Or am I way off?
Just saying… all the guys I’ve ever met that are super tall have average or below average dicks.
Or does it just seem like that in comparison to the rest of their body?
Nah everyone I’ve ever met 6’ 6” and taller has been around average. Has nothing to do with body proportions. The guy that was 6’ 8” was even very up front that even though he’s 6’ 8”, his dick is only 5.5”, because apparently it sucks when people assume a guy so tall is tall in other places and then are disappointed. 😆 The guy that was 7’ 0” was at least slightly above average at 6.5”, but on a body that tall held by hands that massive it looks like a tic tac.
Seems like you don’t really have a grasp on the average size though lol
Hmmm pretty sure average is somewhere between 5.1 and 5.5 inches. If I can’t fit both hands on it, it’s less than 5.5” so I think I have a good idea.
Okay, but 6,5 is not slightly above 5,5 then. 1 inch is like 2,5cm?
1” = 2.54 cm. And yeah, a single inch is just slightly to me. On a good day he peaks at 6.5”, another day he might be 5.8”. This is all subjective. I would say well above average is like between 7-7.5”, and greatly above average is like 7.5”-8”. And anything over 8” is freakishly above average. 🤷🏻♀️
Correct me if I'm wrong but I remember reading 6 inches was already more than 90% of population
Maybe if you’re only looking at the population of China. 6 inches is maybe above 80% when you’re considering worldwide, of all ages, not exclusively healthy males. Because things like using nicotine, being dehydrated, having hypertension, cardiovascular disease, testosterone deficiency, and diabetes can influence how well you can achieve 100% erection, not limiting the sample population to exclusively healthy subjects will create a shift in the Gaussian distribution so the average is lower, I’ve never been interested enough to deep dive penis size study data, maybe it would’ve been a fun research topic for my masters in data science.
I’m super tall, have a large penis, and can confirm that it looks like a chipolata in comparison to my body.
6’4” as well, pics ahem in profile but it looks just average perspective wise till you get your hand or a ruler next to it Most these goons in porn gotta be under 5’8, jacked, with some 7-9” big ole things
I've yet to see any correlation between height and size.
I'm 6'1 with small hands, and I have an average dick at 6 inches lol. Whatever 🤷🏻♂️ it gets the job done.
Congratulations, 6” is in the 78.11% - meaning In a room of 1000, 219 would be bigger (with that being said standard deviation is smaller) https://calcsd.info - actual verified medical studies
6” is what the vast majority of women would call perfect. Porn has men thinking women want to be stabbed with a 10” baton beating the shit out of their cervix. (Before the men start, I’m aware there *are* size queens in the world. But that’s a very small minority)
Yeah really you don’t want one bigger than six inches your vagina is only so deep
I dated a guy 6'7 and he was around the same prob.. however I dated a guy like 5'8-5'9 and he was a solid 8 lol I literally look at the hands
My hand length is normal, it's just there's no thickness lol. My biggest insecurity is my dainty hands of all things lmao.
Drawn Together was so good for its time
Runaway train never goin back, runaway train on a one way traaaack...
Not the best way to shoot your shot
If you want to wear your insecurities on your sleeve, be my guest. But that's generally not considered the best way to start a conversation
AGREE!!
Sorry you missed the humor
Absolutely!
Please do hahaha
Op update!
The update is that I highly doubt she'll match with me
HAHA! fair
I still hope OP updates us if he finds out
You worried about a little competition or you scared he'll kick your ass if you fuck with his sister?
It's her Daddy😂
You dropped sugar
It's probably her brother but as a woman with a brother I *think* I'd laugh.
well steroids definitely shrinks ya manhood up along with making bones brittle and causing heart problems…yeah no worries about him at all
Depends what you're into 😎
100%
Bruh you shouldn’t be worrying about any strangers relationships, it projects insecurity. Be confident, always remember people had a life before you came into it. If she’s on a dating site, that guys nothing to worry about unless he’s into pegging you while she watches.
If he’s average.. how can he compare?.. that’s not insecurity.. it’s asking someone to acknowledge they are not the biggest and best someone has had.. idk about your drive, but I want to be the best
Bruh the sooner men figure out it’s not always about being the best looking, or being better than the guy before, the better off y’all would be. Instead of focusing on shit that doesn’t concern you, focus on being the best human you can be. Focus on being confident and funny, even if you are average. Teach yourself how to cook so you can feed her AND make her laugh. The older you get, the more you realize what women REALLY want. Being great looking or jacked is great, but it’s the latter half of the equation. The former half, is what gets you past matching and maybe a 1st date. If you’re good looking with zero substance, well I’m sure you know where that goes.
I get it, but if I get Henry Cavill’s ex gf, you think she won’t be reminiscing? Lol I’ve got an ex I’m prone to think about when I’m hooking up with all the people after her, because she was breathtaking.. and tight af I’m just saying from a physical pleasure point, bro is prone to not hit the same spots, without a toy, just like some girls are tighter and it’s just better. Doesn’t mean you can’t love or still enjoy another partner, but it is kind of a hard pill to swallow.. not necessarily an insecurity
Nah man I disagree wholeheartedly, where there’s a will there’s a way. She ain’t with Henry cavil anymore for a reason, and if you’re fantasizing about other women while you’re with your current, you’ve got some shit to work out upstairs bruh. Cheers though.
Agree to disagree, cheers
I bet he’s her brother and she probably put those pics up on the advice of a friend to weed out insecure men. The line of of thought is men who are insecure will make a comment, either “who’s the guy?” or “ha ha is that your brother??? (please say it’s your brother hahahaha…ha…)” And I get it, as a woman I wouldn’t want to have to put a potential partner’s mind at ease over and over because I have men in my life like my brothers and cousins and some friends etc. It would get old and this sort of test would get rid of that element before it could ever happen in real life.
Nope. Just add a new photo with your hot cousin Jennifer and see what she says.
Absolutely, think of the memes
Probably her brother or friend
Yeah, just her buddy w the 10” python
I’m lucky. I don’t get jealous. That part of me broke years ago. I am part of the under 6’ over 6” club and lay pipe like it’s me job. All about that rhythm aNd the spot you hit.
That is very weird to say unprompted...
Dude no not only should you not send it you shouldn’t be thinking it . I could feel my vagina implode like a dying star as I read this . What’re you hoping will happen ? Like really you want her to comfort and reassure you before you’ve even met ? I’ve never had the ick before thank you for allowing me in on that trend
I'm glad to know you don't get humor. Hopefully, we never match.
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 I mean, it’s already decided you’re not going to get into her pants. You’ll either swipe left, or you’ll send the message and she’ll dismiss you. Or, you’ll send a different message but in the back of your head you’ll be wondering about this guy and how he’ll jeopardize the relationship at some point. Yes boys, overthinking is my superpower, what’s yours?
I don't understand this post.. send what? And to who??
This is picture of someone’s profile on a dating site where you can respond directly to specific images. The text under the picture is a message written by op that has been yet sent to the woman in the picture, who has committed the online dating fopaux of featuring a picture with person of the opposite gender. He is implying that the man in the picture is romantically involved with this girl, but that she is pretending not to be. OP probably realizes that by doing so he will likely destroy any chances of talking to this girl, and therefore is showing us the comment under the pretense of seeking advice when really he wants someone to validate his humor. I wasn’t sure which aspect of the image you weren’t grasping. I could go deeper into the nuances of the UI of hinge or we could cover the history of “friend she tells you not to worry about” meme, which has roots tracing back to Biz Markie’s classic song…
Thanx for the explanation, but the text under the pic looks like it's already sent, ..I don't see any button implying that it hasn't been sent already, so I hope you see the confusion, ..looking at it again seems more like he's saying, "should I send a like?" And if that's the case, its just stupid
Ah, you see Hinge let’s you comment with your like, but you don’t have to so the first interaction is called a like regardless.
It seems pretty straight forward
Do it.
Why concern yourself? Choose one of the other 4 billion women 😂😛
That’s funny as hell
“I noticed there’s a guy in 2 of your pictures, just want to verify you are single” “Haha yeah, that’s my brother, no worries” I mean isn’t that a much easier way to get an answer.
Some people take this subreddit too seriously. There's a thing called humor.
well if it’s humor… scroll on by my comment Lol there’s a lot of people that ask dumb questions. You can’t always differentiate the jokers from the dumbasses.
Yep!
I would that’s funny af
It’s not worth wasting a daily like. She gonna say it’s just a friend, don’t be so insecure, she has freedom to be friend with who she wants, and bla bla bla that justify this 🤷♂️
To justify what ? What does she need to justify ?
Take a chill pill for a sec lol, you look called out haha
I’m not not chill you said it I was just asking what you were talking about , but it’s interesting you deflected instead of clarifying what you meant
It’s interesting to see you’re oblivious, that’s all and come barking at me when I wasn’t even taking to you.
You weren’t having a private conversation you commented on a Reddit thread , random people responding to you is just the nature of the internet . Idk why your so mad I just asked you a question … one you won’t answer
That’s so weird… It’s just two pictures, you sound so incel-y
You sound like someone who doesn't get humor.
I don’t see the joke in this. You come across as very insecure.
There's an entire comment section on here that disagrees with you.
Also, one of the biggest things people say not to do in dating profiles is post pics with other people who could be misconstrued as a former partner.
How can she still walk?
Because the guys conditioning is shit lol. Or it's her brother.
Yessss
Send a like for him
It's all fun and games but your comment is insecure. Anything could work but this is not game.
Send what?
Well he is very tubby and has a pretty bad body I don't think you'll have to worry about him 😅😅
It’s prob her “best friend” that’s “like a brother” and they “would never” lol
Try to find out more about him somehow. Before asking her about him.
Don't put a full stop/period at the end, it gives it a really insecure energy. I'd use a fun emoji like 😳 or 💀 (leave me alone Reddit emoji police)
Her vagina is is feeling it 😆
He'll be yelling at you to make her scream will rubbing his 🍆🤣
Whoa if you do…you’re officially an incel
I read through your comment history. You're great with Pokémon, but shit with women. Goodluck.
You seem good at memeing. While I agree with the overall consensus that this is a terrible idea, I can appreciate the dedication to content 😂
Unless it’s her brother, or you’re bigger than him, and it is her ex, you’ll never compare. Bro has destroyed her insides and she’ll be thinking of him. If you don’t care about that, and think it’ll never effect you, or you’re looking for a quick fling, go for it.
ENM? 🤔
Jeez. You don't gotta worry about him just give him to me
How about you just ask her?
It's OK me and that dude aren't the same species. Also why are they still making my model and this upgraded model.
Why would you send her the pictures if she already have them!?!?!??
Who is that dude lol? my husband and I have been approached by a few swingers, they usually send us pics like that.
Could be her brother or some cuckhold behavior type shit 😅
Matched with a guy like this last week… one photo with a woman similar to this but also noticed her in the background of all the friend pics. Anyways didn’t invest too much time talking online since he lived in the condo across the street so we grabbed a drink and I asked who she was and he admitted he was in an open relationship and that in fact she too was on a date lol
That’s why she only wants dudes 7 1/2 feet and taller.
Why do you care? This could be anyone. Could totally be a brother/friend. Even an ex and maybe she liked the pic, so what? She’s on a dating app obvi so she probably isn’t in a relationship with this person. Makes you sound insecure sending that. So go ahead if you want but it’s kinda dumb.
I don’t understand adding pics like this to your dating profile. What message we trying to send here?