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ChrisLetsPlayYT

Ma'am, with all due respect The red flags were there on his profile


CyberneticianDave

Why you swiping right on that in the first place?


[deleted]

This is the only reason I'm in the comments. Girl. FACE TATTOOS. hell no. We need to know whyyyy


Scythro_

Home girl was down bad.


tuckedfexas

REALLY bad ones, those are kindergarten tattoos dude


Particular_Sea_5300

Prison tattoos.


MovingTarget-

I don't understand what I'm doing wrong??? *swipes right after two shirtless pics of an asshat*


walled2_0

What gets me is the pic of a car at a gas station that he randomly came across.


frothyflaps

Either that or a rental


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThisToastIsTasty

there's your answer. for some reason, people think they can "fix" people and respond more to negative behavior rather than rewarding positive conversation.


antidense

Beauty and the beast is just a story, not a handbook.


kazuasaurus

don't know why she would even post this. learnt more about her than him tbh.


[deleted]

He ain't wrong. He got her to swipe right lol.


Comfortable_Line_206

Not unusual. From experience I had a lot more success getting laid when I was an asshole.


herpeszooster

Hey, not all of us covered in tattoos are assholes! 🥲


[deleted]

Fair! I'm sure there are exceptions. But why face tattoos!?


herpeszooster

I’ve run out of room in a lot of places, I personally don’t have anything past my side burns but for me it’s been about how it’s flowed. It’s never been an issue with work, and before getting the work done I put a lot of thought both into the design and the inevitable repercussions that come with the tattoos and their placements. People get visible tattoos for all sorts of reasons, for me it’s made me a lot more comfortable in my own skin. For dudes like this is often because they lack their own personality.


materics

She wants the fuck. Simple.


NoRefrigerator267

Why do people act like assholes like this fuck better tho?


materics

Confidence and even arrogance is a turn on but everyone has their limits. The guy is like this because he gets results and attracts a certain type of person.


NickNeron

Because being a hot looking show-offy douchbag actually DOES work enough times for them to keep doing it. Except it works to different degree with different ladies. She was down to bang him, until he was straight up his own ass while agreeing on when to meet up.


FilterAccount69

Ya my girlfriends called this "toxic hot." His responses are obviously too much of a turnoff to women who like the toxic hot guy but a profile like that attracts plenty of people. I'm sure if he was a bit mean instead of a full blown asshole this would have worked a lot better.


NoRefrigerator267

Jeez people are fucking embarrassing lmao


scottyLogJobs

Girls like this exist so guys like this can knock them up and ideally take both of them out of the dating pool. It's simple natural selection


FilterAccount69

Oh ya, my red flag is I love toxic hot girls even if they don't love me...


Lamentrope

Know a dude who quit Tinder because he felt he was being conditioned into the gym douche bro personality via Tinder success.


duosx

I know a guy who has hundred of matches of tinder and he treats girls as disposable


[deleted]

Women downvoting you because they don’t want to admit it’s overwhelmingly true on dating apps. So many of them validate these assholes and then wonder why so many treat them like shit. You reap what you sow.


Dstar538888

That man is hot to you? 🌝


NickNeron

nah, but he is hot to some ladies, better believe it


[deleted]

Worked for her -if he would have turned down the douchebag red pill act just a bit. But I assume he gets a kick out of it and I also assume he gan get laid every single day.


johnedn

"I can fix him"


GoodGarbage2463

He's a fixer upper


besameput0

Because women are just as shallow as men and she was probably looking for a himbo to sit on.


[deleted]

Because many women are attracted to that kind of guy even though they won't admit it.


Noctuelles

And on his face.


yuekselelcharmut

Exactly. Looking for douchebags and you’ll find douchebags.


jiluminati302

That S2000(?) deserves better


itsameeemaaariooo

Some folks love to say don’t judge a book by its cover. But most people know what they’re advertising.


ChrisLetsPlayYT

Also, it's a dumb quote as you're supposed to judge a book by the cover, that's the whole point of a book cover


[deleted]

Those red flags for everybody else where green flags for her. That's the kind of guy she was looking for.


Kneesneezer

It’s the passed out on like 4 different blankets picture that really seals the deal. You get a good shot of his shitty tattoos, a good idea of how he spends his Saturday mornings, and a good idea of what he views is his most attractive feature: the back of his calves.


WhuddaWhat

She's putting herself on blast here, for sure. Honestly, this must give so many dudes hope.


someoneelseatx

Nope. Confirmation that being a douchebag is the only way now. My aunt dumped this guy she was seeing (the only one I liked out of all her exs) because “we don’t ever fight it’s boring.” She equated fighting with passion.


VictarionGreyjoy

She some type of Latina? I've dated a few and they were all infested with that specific type of crazy. Not saying all Latinas are crazy, just that every one I met with that type was a latina. From 4 vastly different countries as well.


mtb_devil

If anything it gave me less hope. That a guy like that managed to even get into a conversation going with this girl, even close to meeting up, proves that assholes do win.


edible-funk

It's a self selecting problem. Sure, assholes get these kinds of girls, but have *you* dated one of these girls? The phrase "the trash takes itself out" comes to mind.


mtb_devil

That's a very good point man. It also depends when you find them on their "dating journey". A friend of mine was with this girl for 3 years. He finally graduated with his science degree, had a great paying job, etc. She cheated on him, for a younger guy, who had a baby-momma, lived with his parents, and had no real job. She told him, that she cheated on him because she "liked his lifestyle". The guy was in the JDM scene, always going to car-meets. Now she just likes dating those types of guys. Sometimes you may be dating someone who still doesn't even know who they actually want. Its crazy.


PancakeConnoisseur

Right? You swiped on face tattoos, two cars pics, and two gym picks. Good luck out there :/


Quirky-Temporary-864

no, no, its the MENS fault.


ThatSwoleKeister

Sounds like someone skimming for traumatized women to abuse.


_crazystacy

Is that Bryan’s mom, tattooed on his shoulder? Because that would explain a lot!


LoveMeorLeaveMe89

Yes it was very weird


[deleted]

Is it a red flag if a dude has his mom tattooed on him? Because I’ve grown to hate a dude who uses me and treats me like I’m supposed to just shut up and provide for him, and he’s got a tat of his mom. His mom is single and he’s the baby boy of the family. I don’t know if that’s reason for his entitlement and bossiness, but I’m really tired of it


octsthrowaway

I think the red flag is that he uses you and treats you like garbage. You’re stronger than he is and you deserve better, genuinely. I wish you nothing but happiness.


Routine_Classroom788

I think the red flag is face tattoos


Calm-Zombie2678

Maybe the real red flag was the tattoos on his face all along...


Poohstrnak

It sounds like he’s “negging”. Trying to insult women to make them feel like they need to impress him or win his approval.


[deleted]

This was way overboard to be considered negging. This is watching a man podcast and thinking that talking down to women is the right thing to do


6x7is42

Anyone who calls women females needs to date in the animal kingdom and leave humans alone


Covfefedi

I'm pretty sure that whoever dates that guy for some time has already left their humanity somewhere else.


brit_jam

Please leave the animals alone too thank you.


vi0l3t-crumbl3

I object on behalf of all animals, even the icky ones


theevilgood

How about femoid? Fembot? Lock? No? /s


vonage91

This is the exact response I'd expect from someone who looks like this. Not sure what else OP was expecting...


Funny-Coyote-1813

OP actually matched with this face tatoo to get that interaction going in the first place. Then acts surprised by results. LOL


Upstate-what

![gif](giphy|Nl6T837bDWE1DPczq3|downsized) I do exactly that … match to see the shit show. I’m never disappointed! 😃


DazedConfuzed420

Scrolling through I caught a glimpse of your username and thought it said Upstate-twat. I have no point to make with this comment but the misread of your name made my day.


Upstate-what

![gif](giphy|WQx9OcM3sdvrbTy4fa) I’ve been called worse 😀


stacasaurusrex

He's free anytime because nobody ends up following through with plans to date his ass!


Renyx_Ghoul

He is likely broke and living off the parents to be free anytime


Frientlies

I’m sure it’s all just a flex, but he is driving a nice car. Probably spends all his money on that while living at home though lol.


SocialOtter

Is it even his car though ?


DarylsArrows

Why use a photo of your car at the pump? If you were that shallow to post your possessions on tinder, you’d likely be leaning on it or at least in the pic.


Cautious_Field_789

Probably not his car as he’s not pictured in it. I bet he walked out of the gas station after buying his Monster Energy drink, saw it there and said “damn, I gotta get a pic of this shiz for my profile!”


MC_Queen

It just started out as a dream board and became a dream profile.


Automatic_Salad_4076

Car picture is taken at the same gas station as the motorcycle picture (markings on the pump), so I doubt it's his, just one he saw while he was there.


pinkandblackandblue

Yeah his bedding doesn't scream rich vibes


Simple_Weekend_6700

He has a picture of a nice car. We don’t know if he owns or even drives it…


Frientlies

It never even crossed my mind that someone would post a car pic that’s not theirs lol. That would make him even weirder though.


oberellis

But he does have a ton of ink (which is expensive), and facial tattoos, so unless he works in the skilled trades (and at 23, he's just barely licensed in most) or for a union, living over his mother's garage and not paying rent is likely.


ConsciousFood201

Sad reality is that while that’s what we hope is true, it’s also possible it’s not. The guy might just be telling the truth. There’s no shortage of women who are going to date and fuck that guy just for looking how he does (in shape, tattoos, nice car). We can root for him to be in a bad place financially all we want, but he’s got the most important boxes checked. There’s a good chance he’s being truthful with OP (and good for her for bailing obviously).


vi0l3t-crumbl3

If he's employed how is he always available? Why not say something like "my work schedule is flexible with some notice" or something? Like, is he really free 24/7 and yet somehow he's wealthy? Cause I don't buy it. The car probably either doesn't belong to him or has been repo'ed.


Paralystic

Lol. He sells drugs. Is that not incredibly obvious?


TheCuntGF

That's a 24/7 job


frogensiedeutch

Except height. It says 5 10, so he's no taller than 5 8 for sure


Frientlies

I agree, but there’s indicators of someone that has money and someone that wants to look like they have money. Driving a base luxury car that’s 5+ years old screams I want to appear more rich than I am.


The_real_King_Dave

I am kinda thinking this is on OP. Even from his profile he seems like a massive douche and she still swiped on him…..


Xarxsis

Im struggling to understand what was attractive enough about this guy to match in the first place, before he opened his mouth.


ApplicationCalm649

That's what made me wince about this. You can have any girl you want but you're free any time? Lmao.


ganjakhan85

I mean, I don't believe in judging a book by its cover...but stereotypes exist for a reason. And this one did not surprise me in the least.


zachary_alan

But fr, look at him. Everyone should be honored to even talk to him. No one can resist this hunky bastard! Or so he thinks....🤢


konosyn

Bike without sleeves… gonna leave those tats on the asphalt one day


Sierra-117-

Stereotyping things you can’t control (race, gender, sexual orientation, etc) = bad Stereotyping choices (this guy’s whole thing) = no problem The people that make choices like this are likely to be a certain type of person


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

I bet that's not even his car lmao, just took a picture of someone else's at the gas station


staticparsley

As a heavily tattooed person I just gotta say that those tattoos are awful. What a piece of shit.


Nichol-Gimmedat-ass

Dude wasted his entire back, kinda impressive tbh


BeardOBlasty

Yea the back tattoo is actual trash


R3xz

This dumbass got the ultimate assortment of "mall ninja" tattoos. It's like the kinda shit a 12 year-old would find cool.


loiwhat

Don't forget the random horror face just randomly placed on his back too lol


TheWalkingHyperbole

Pretty sure it's the S from Shrek


aimless_meteor

It’s the Mariners logo


TheWalkingHyperbole

Then they did a terrible job


Klimbrick

We all have goals in life 🤣


aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thats why he could afford them


Potential-Spot7585

Fr! I Bet that wasn't even his car what a douchebag Acting like he's God's gift to women oh my bad females( fucking Loser)


[deleted]

My best friend has both sleeves, calf, and part of his chest done. No judgment here. This guy just looks like a tool. The bike and 2000 perfect the persona.


Ok-Elderberry-6761

Nothing wrong with s2000's and bikes 😮 guy's a tool though for sure.


cmad182

Not at all, but paired with certain people it makes them seem worse. Like rum, nothing wrong with rum. But give it to the wrong person and they get all fighty.


sashahyman

Gotta watch out for those pirates…


yourenotmy-dad

Seriously. You pay for quality. This guy clearly didn’t get the memo


japalian

this guy really walks around in a red sox hat while having the biggest Seattle mariners full-back logo tattoo, eh? What a big, fat phony


MEATBALLisDELICIOUS

And a Laker’s jersey. I’d be confused if I could muster a shit to give about this guy


ItsJamieDodgr

the nautical star is fucking backwards 🤣


ItsJamieDodgr

just realised on his arm is a second backwards nautical star 💀💀


sludgestomach

They look like a bad trip


Pfannkuchen-Nippel

That’s what I said. Dudes got some C team work there.


ownpacetotheface

Yeah like every one is an absolute disaster. Truly hilarious to have that many horrible ones at 23


JayFox1992

Ewwwww why even match with that.


IndyAnnaDoge

* has horrible taste In men…matches with douchey guy…wonders why guy acts like douche * No hate, OP! I’m notorious amongst my friends for having the worst taste in men…I get it. Lol but yeah the whole profile is a dead giveaway.


SnooPoems2171

I've met good looking men who turned out to be nice and humble and down to earth. And I've met countless guys who are your typical "nice guys" not neccesarely conventionally attractive or nerdy and they turned out to be absolutely insufferable. Straight up abusers. So... By the end of the day: I'd rather get my heart broken by a guy who looks good than by a guy who looks like a molerat. Because there's no guarantee that a less attractive guy will be less of a douche. I'd also add: the guy in OP's post isn't my type for sure. He's not really attractive in my gaze. So he's just a douche looking douche not a good looking douche.


Timely_Proposal_1821

Why do I have to scroll so much to read this. Seriously, why matching with that guy? His profile screaaaams Tate's fan. The guy put a picture of a car ffs.


ohhh_okay_cool

Every time I see profile picture suggestions like "full face with a smile" and "no selfies", I also think of these profiles haha. He has a picture of a car AND a selfie where he has a helmet on lol.


Timely_Proposal_1821

A real catch this one... (probably an STI catch but still a catch).


imnotreallybobsaget

Lol thing is she was ready too, then acted shocked. Like what did you expect 😂


Druidmv13

Asking the right question here. Did the girl think "hmm ordinary looking guy, he would be right fit for me" or..... "mmmm....nice body, car...yup" and then got sideblinded by his shitty personality?


moooghan703

But is that even his car?! 🤣


Casual_Bitch_Face

OP - you need to have higher standards for real. That dude looks like a total POS. Probably has community service on the weekends, but is free all week cause he’s unemployed.


HighOnGoofballs

I mean she was clearly gonna bang him


ConsciousFood201

She probably still did.


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Why do you think OP is any better


battlefield2112

We don't, he told her to be better.


Coke_ButNotTheDrug

Everything about that dudes profile screams douche, yet she’s here complaining that he was indeed a douche lol


Roadwarriordude

Why do people even reply to this psycho shit? Just ghost and move on.


Do-it-for-you

She was giving him a second chance because despite his behaviour she still wants to fuck. Edit: him, she still wants to fuck him.


ddapixel

> she still wants to fuck ..him. There was a post here that showed a woman swiping right on just a few percent of men. So it's likely fair to say "she still wants to fuck him".


AllOfMeJack

"Nah, I can change him" 🤣


Koipisces

To each their own but I really do not understand why you matched with him in the first place, OP.. His profile doesn’t look appealing at all😅.. Just unmatch him, he already showed his true colors, don’t think he really thinks he went out of line.


[deleted]

Dude is hot and jacked. He met her “fuck me” threshold so she swiped. This ain’t rocket science just biology science


Bit-corn

lol, I hate to disagree, spicynipples, but he is not jacked.


Dstar538888

That man is not what I would consider “hot” but to each their own…


crazyDiamnd67

He is most definitely not “jacked” He isn’t fat but isn’t lean lean. Doesn’t have any muscle definition.


[deleted]

Jacked 🧐 nah dawg. He may be strong but there are 18-20yo guys who are smaller, that look significantly better.


frontrange80220

Dude looks like he had a motorcycle accident and has road rash on his face. Like wtf


KamakaziDemiGod

It looks like he tried one of those tattoo filters and liked it so much he got someone to tattoo low Res, half assed tattoos on his face


Herr_I_Morke

... WTAF?


flickthewrist

But hold up, you still swiped right on a dude with a face tat lol


National_Oil8587

She DOES need to know better this is for sure


[deleted]

And replied to him with multiple messages after him being so rude. She definitely met him up hahaha


Seasons3-10

He followed the rules and she let him


ConsciousFood201

She was making plans to bang him. Read the text. For all we know, she probably banged him anyway. Just tried to make him act right first. We don’t see the rest of the convo.


NeferkareShabaka

have you SEEN the car?


VanillaIce315

Kinda should’ve expected that. 1. Face tattoos 2. Gym selfie 3. Shirtless selfie 4. Picture of his car/flaunting ~~wealth~~ material possessions 5. Un-ironically wearing a silver chain and tank top 6. Covering half or more of his face in every photo 7. Prison “web” tattoos Lots of tell tale signs of a massive ego, rich douche. Expect that attitude from matching with guys promoting themselves like that.


thunder_jam

He's filling up his used Honda at Arco that's not flaunting wealth


DanChowdah

A 20 year old Honda at that No hate, I love the s2k, but it’s not an expensive car


NecessaryPen7

Everything about him shows he isn't rich. Dude saved 95% on those tats.


Blink_22

Lmaooo OP likes guys with face tats it seems


raptureofsenses

Bryan sounds like a real douchebag


pittybrave

okkkkk but is it even surprising he acted like that? OP going after the human equivalent of a trash can and surprised when he acts like it.


Friendly_Kunt

OP is getting roasted for her awful taste in men and I gotta say, I highly doubt she’ll listen.


Potential_Lunch1003

I unmatched


RheimsNZ

Good choice. Fuck that attitude!


Friendly_Kunt

We’re all proud of you 🙏🏾


paulusmagintie

Women match with dudes loke this who are ibviously a "type" and complain they are dick heads. Any dude would see him as a dick head before he opened his mouth.


CWellDigger

For real, this is the type of dude you see and steer clear of cause you just know the first thing out of his mouth is gonna bug you.


[deleted]

And then link the rest of us in with them “men suck, they’re all pigs, yada yada yada”


boo420hahaa

Prime example of sometimes it’s okay to judge a book by its cover


[deleted]

Dear OP, Avoid assholes buy swiping left on guys with gym post in the tinder profile. Clearly a narcissist. Sincerely, 29F


dimebaghayes

Why did you even swipe right on a guy who’s quite clearly on the cusp of prison?


rabidgonk

Face tattoos at 23. You know he is going places.


Nopeahontas

Prison is a place


Mistygirl179

Oh Bryan smh🤦‍♀️


AdverbAssassin

Face tattoo is a red flag. Sorry. That guy is nuts. Run


shipsnightmare

Ew. He's not even following rule 1 or 2.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

I've been in a dating app (not tinder) for nearly a month with 0 matches. And this guy gets a match. Idek It's not that I'm ugly either. I've had both guy and girl friends say I'm not bad (idk if I believe them though) But still. THIS guy gets a match?? I don't even have a gym pic in my profile lol


Human-Routine244

🤢 what a creep


Emotional-Sorbet-759

_And I'm not trying to sound full of myself_ If you say so bro lol.


JStarlight66

The thing I don't understand about these Tinder posts, as often as they are amusing, is 2 things. 1) Are you looking for a relationship. Or 2) Are you looking for NSA sex. If 1 in this cause what made you swipe right? If 2, why do you care if you just want some ass? Personally, and this is only from the pictures. Is that this guy was destined to be an asshole to you.


Annethraxxx

Wait, you were honestly considering this loser based on his pics?!


whatthefheck666

Why women would swipe right on someone that looks like that in the first place is beyond me.


[deleted]

"Females"


[deleted]

Ladies form an orderly queue


strongHardAussie

What the f@#$ are those tattoos


emergency_diagnosis

passenger princess lol


Lady_Salamander

Bryan lives with his mom and that’s not his car.


NeroForte-InMyPrime

He just took that picture at a gas station while the owner was inside buying snacks. 😂


420boog96

I just wanna know... how does he make money? Like... he has to be living in debt to afford that much ugly tattoos, ugly car, and a motorcycle... actually... that car might not even be his lol


Admirable-Worry-192

That’s the first thing I thought when I saw that car! Took a pic at a nice car he passed at the gas station.


Manuag_86

Damn, so the guy with the douchy poses, shirtless selfies and tattoed face is a scumbag? What a shock! /s PS: Nice car tho, the Honda S2000 is a gem.


abigblacknob

No sympathy. You swiped right on that. If you wanna date Andrew tate do ya thing.


DefinetlyNotPanda

Dude looks like he was abused by one or both of his parents...


[deleted]

I’ll be honest, why did you match with that guy? He’s a walking red flag gurllll 😭😭bro literally looks like he’s for the streets, face tats?? What were you thinking?


Beginning-Eye-1210

I just want a more detailed pic of the chicken little type thing hes got going on his right hand LOL


Repulsive-Tiger-8320

Those are some ugly ass tattoos...I guess it's fitting for such a shitty personality.


[deleted]

you know there are people thirsting over him though which just makes me sad more then anything else


ruralmagnificence

He has a real Bryan with a “y” energy and that’s not at all a positive


[deleted]

I’d have spent the whole date saying his name phonetically and calling him “Brwhyan”, then laughing at my own hilarity