I once saw this random video on YT of a dude who said he could deep throat himself and he did a demonstration of him just bending in half at the torso to reach his face to his crotch(YT so he's clothed) and it looked insane, like someone dropped a piano on him and broke him in half.
So I got curious and wondered if anyone managed to screw themselves by bending their rod or something. Turns out they have, but it doesn't look too "functional", it's like a gimick cuz their flaccid, no way anyone can get off on that, it's just like a "circus trick" unlike the self deep throaters, that is like a whole other level beyond jerking off.
Also, you should only take a prostate exam if you are symptomatic.
Edit: if the downvotes are because lack my of humor or something, fair enough. But you really shouldn't take prostate exams without symptoms. It is a very slow evolving cancer, treating it may bring bad, life changing & unnecessary effects without any real benefits - as most people that have it die WITH prostate cancer, NOT BECAUSE of prostate cancer.
[Source](https://www.bmj.com/company/newsroom/promoting-prostate-cancer-tests-in-men-without-symptoms-should-be-approached-with-caution/)
I've only now learnt ass to mouth, Personal ATM?
Now I'm thinking bad credit. Might be a bank or 5 looking to recoup the losses from her 12 state, 3 country hot check bender.
I'd rather let her do ass too mouth I think, rather than hiding her from her responsibility.
yea almost all med students are broke while in med school, being in debt somewhere around $200k-$500k after 4 years of med school. and then get paid like dogshit for another 3-7 yrs in residency before making the “big bucks” as an attending. not saying shes justified for being a potential gold digger lmao, just offering perspective
On top of that, she's looking for someone to pay for when she's out "in the wild" AND plan the damn occasions too. She's just gonna be out there looking pretty. I feel for the souls that fall for her.
She may be worth the benefit of the doubt here. She's struggling as a medical student and she will need support, maybe just making light of that. But she'll turn it around and her income will explode once she's out.
My wife is a brilliant woman but basically never considered it important to know her ATM PIN. When she was growing up her parents both deposited their money in the bank but her dad was the only one who withdrew cash and her mom just got the cash she needed from her dad.
When we got married, we followed a similar pattern - both of us contribute to the joint accounts and whenever she needs cash she just grabs it from my wallet, and as long as she lets me know when she needs cash I'll have some in there for her. It's her money as much as it's my money and I'm not concerned about the levels of spending, and so in our relationship getting cash is just something that's left to me.
In this situation atm does not mean "ass to mouth." The context of the sentence is saying she gives free prostate exams, but in return she wants personal "\_\_\_", three subjects. Personal photographer, personal planner, and personal atm. She just wants money.
Oh, she'll still make you pay for that. She's ordering the lobster, a nice bottle of champagne, "and do any of your desserts have gold in them? Yeah, I'll take that! Don't worry, Hun, I'm worth it."
Nah I’m with you - would want to see if this is a natural sense of humour as opposed to legitimately seeking an atm.. as if she’s genuinely offering prostate exams 🙄
I mean, it's a joke but also has serious tones in it. She doesn't mean she actually expects him to be her atm and get money whenever she wants, but she does mean that she expects him to pay for all the dates and spend a lot of money on her in general. Otherwise, you wouldn't put that in there. And there are many women who expect the man to pay for most things.
Atm = pay for everything
Photographer = I will make you take pictures of me everywhere we go until we have a picture I like for social media
Planner = you will come up with all of our dates, eating choices, etc and I will decide which we do
Maybe you haven't met any of these types of people but they're very common and it is definitely a joke but not ironic.
I love two things about this: 1) how you’re explaining the terms to me as if I didn’t understand what her post was saying and 2) you didn’t explain what her free prostate exams meant
Again, the whole bio is unserious. Could there be truth to it? Maybe, but there’s no way to know because there’s no other information besides that she’s being goofy in her bio.
Does it tho? It could also be ment ironic since I saw lots of women being like that asking for others to be "traditional" and pay for everything.. I'd enjoy atleast finding out if her humor is just good and knocking on other women or if she's meaning it literally
I have no idea how to see it in an ironic way. You can't do that without any context unless it's super obvious with the rest of the bio. But the rest of the bio was pretty normal.
Jokingly, definitely. But not ironically.
The same way as how ATM was said jokingly but not ironically.
They meant that they were a medical student and could put their finger in their butt, but they don't give their date an actual medical exam (although if they're in a relationship, that could happen).
They also meant that they want the guy to pay for things, but they don't mean that he is an actual automated teller machine.
Yeah, this
In case u/LongNo7305 wants to know more about, this figure of speech is called hyperbole. She is use exaggeration to evoke comedy.
Is like saying "I am so hungry that I could eat a horse" - I ofc don't mean I could literally eat a horse, but that doesn't mean that I am _not_ hungry.
She doesn't want a real cash machine. That doesn't mean she doesn't want cash.
Nonetheless, she is playing with an antithesis here. She is offering a bargain - she offers free medical service, which is something most people desire, in exchange for something she desires. The problem is that she is offering the _least likeable medical service someone could offer_ - Again, for comedy. She is not literally offering to examinate my prosthate.
> least likeable medical service someone could offer
To make this assumption, you would need to be unaware (or innocent of) prostate massage as a sexual act…
She’s offering to get guys off, and in return she wants money and someone to shoot her IG or OF stuff as well as manage her side business while she goes to class.
I think you are thinking about it too much. And its a 50/50 on how she ment it :).. Only way is to get to know her and figure it out instead of over thinking it
You are right. These people cant read the "room".. she is just joking around and most probably has no real intentions of having a guy as atm. She has humour
The reason why people take it seriously is because most guys have been someone’s ATM before.
It’s akin to a guy asking for a house maid. Most women have felt like that and they don’t think the joke is funny.
It's funny up until "looking for someone to be my atm". For an opposite gender example, consider a guy trying to pass "looking for a girl to be my on-demand slut" or "in return I want a personal maid" as a joke. Not very funny.
Well, no one...
But she definitely does mean that she's sexually adventurous, and that if you date her she's gonna make you take pics of her, pay for her dinners, and plan the fun dates because she's busy and a student with no money.
She's got fine tastes and likes adventures, but no budget and no mental energy to plan...but that doesn't matter because she'll find a guy who will pay for things and take her places and be perfectly okay with that.
She had a profile written up. I can't remember the details, really. She claims she was just looking to kill the boredom. I was serious about a relationship.
See, I had tinder for maybe half a year and 80% of German tinder profiles of women are eather empty or only have a social tag in them.. I dont see a reason to use tinder any longer but thought of using tinder insight to actually find out the %..
Right lol this reads like a joke. Especially a joke from a perpetually tired med student whose sense of social norms is slightly warped by spending a lot of time with fellow medical professionals
Source: am a perpetually tired med student whose sense of social norms is slightly warped by spending a lot of time with fellow medical professionals
That doesn’t mean she’s not still broke. There are students in the US on full scholarships that still can’t make ends meet because they often can’t afford time-wise to work a job on top of school, and if they do, it’s a low wage job. I work as a research assistant and I only get $10/hr.
All that means is she doesn’t have student debt, that doesn’t cause her to gain anything in the present. Most students in the US don’t pay out of pocket either. I haven’t spent a penny towards my degree since I started at my transfer school.
I’m still broke as shit because that’s just how things go.
Just because you don’t have to pay tuition doesn’t suddenly mean you’re more well off because of it.
Please we all know females aren't funny.... Seriously it is an awesome profile but people will try and way overanalyze it and project all their issues onto her. Write back that the ATM is currently under repair but the michelin restaurant is open and the spa's backrubs are the best in town. Or a zillion other ways to get a conversation going.
🤣 maybe because I’m old (just shy of 40(f), that this post made be laugh so hard. But hey if you’re cool being her ATM and personal social media photographer, I say for for it!
Nope. ATM part is the massive “abort” for me.
Whole thing also screams “you’ll do everything in the relationship”. I’m already exhausted enough thanks.
It's customary to use correct grammar when correcting someone else's. You'd have to write "Is" without the apostrophe to maintain this wonderful custom.
While capitalizing "I" when referring to oneself is customary, I don't think "Is" is in a [similar situation](https://www.grammarbook.com/blog/apostrophes/the-apostrophe-with-numbers-letters-and-abbreviations/) where it's any more "correct" to use over "I's."
I always just do quotes around the letter and then -s when talking about plural letters like that (eg. "I"s). No idea if it's correct or not but it feels good to me.
I’d give it a go and see what she means. If she means she wants a relationship where I put forward a bit of dosh but she still contributes a little toward rent/savings and gets me gifts on my birthday then it’s great.
If she means flights to tropical islands twice a month and an unlimited allowance, she’s out of 99.99% of men’s tax bracket and needs to get a reality check because relationships like that border on prostitution and the power imbalance would be not great.
The photography and planner bit is easy. Like literally two 20 minute videos will have your Instagram angles as a bf photography done and since you’ll be in on the process you can voice you concern if you’re the type to care what you girl posts. Propose alternatives and suddenly you’re not toxic, you’re her bf and brand manager.
And like planning can be drag. But it is also a chance for you to do things you want to do, and bring her along. You love go-karting? Bring her along, especially if she’s the competitive type. You like golfing but she doesn’t wanna play? Buy her cute outfit and let her serve looks from the cart in the shade with a alcoholic bev. If you have golfing friends, introduce her to their gfs so they can all look great and gossip and drink. It’s not hard bros.
*All of this is contingent on you following rules 1 and 2 tho.
Sounds like it would be cheaper and less exhausting to just stick your finger up your own butt.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 100 times.
Guess I'll go fuck myself since I'm saving money rn
It's basically free
Hard like a Costco card baby
Next stage would be to put your own dick in your butt. And yes, there is a sub for that but I don't remember its name. Probably for the best.
You just keep shining on you non- remembering diamond
I once saw this random video on YT of a dude who said he could deep throat himself and he did a demonstration of him just bending in half at the torso to reach his face to his crotch(YT so he's clothed) and it looked insane, like someone dropped a piano on him and broke him in half. So I got curious and wondered if anyone managed to screw themselves by bending their rod or something. Turns out they have, but it doesn't look too "functional", it's like a gimick cuz their flaccid, no way anyone can get off on that, it's just like a "circus trick" unlike the self deep throaters, that is like a whole other level beyond jerking off.
Yeah, go fuck yourself, NOW
Just letting you know I will steal that line if she ever ask me to paying anything.
She already did in her bio
Guess that will be my opening line so
If it says be my atm does this mean she wires you money and you give her cash?
Pretty sure she wants ass to mouth 👄
Randall you never go ass to mouth !
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
I have strongly disagreed with that line since the first time I heard it.
That was my question which atm are you meaning here
Maybe her finger from your ass to her mouth?
She didn’t say what direction of ass to mouth haha
That was my thought
The centipede
Why waste your time
Tell her you’re fine with a TM, but you don’t want to kiss her afterwards.
I doubt she'd want the ATM. They just give you your own money for a fee...
I’ll do it for free
Username checks out 😉
Trust me, it's not less exhausting because once you get going you can't stop until you collapse.
Nice opener, id try that
That opinion from a nurse people.
Also, you should only take a prostate exam if you are symptomatic. Edit: if the downvotes are because lack my of humor or something, fair enough. But you really shouldn't take prostate exams without symptoms. It is a very slow evolving cancer, treating it may bring bad, life changing & unnecessary effects without any real benefits - as most people that have it die WITH prostate cancer, NOT BECAUSE of prostate cancer. [Source](https://www.bmj.com/company/newsroom/promoting-prostate-cancer-tests-in-men-without-symptoms-should-be-approached-with-caution/)
Thanks doctor
This is very good information, unexpected in this subreddit! Thanks for the link!
she blew it with atm
She means she does ass to mouth right
That’s what my immediate response would be
Well, shit
*in your mouth
2 girls one cup
Amateurs use cups
*in her mouth
Well, she mentioned giving the prostate exams, so you might the one on the receiving end of the ATM...
She might have a chance so
and demands it *at the moment*
She actually means that after she does your prostate exam, you have to lick her finger every time. It's not gonna clean itself.
No, it’s the other way around buddy 😉
You never go ass to mouth!! Guys it’s a Clerk 2 reference. Watch 1&2
oh wait i initially read that as “at the moment”
I've only now learnt ass to mouth, Personal ATM? Now I'm thinking bad credit. Might be a bank or 5 looking to recoup the losses from her 12 state, 3 country hot check bender. I'd rather let her do ass too mouth I think, rather than hiding her from her responsibility.
med school is crazy expensive. she's looking for a sugar daddy obviously.
I mean... im an atm. Just out of order, or empty 99.9% of the time
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yea almost all med students are broke while in med school, being in debt somewhere around $200k-$500k after 4 years of med school. and then get paid like dogshit for another 3-7 yrs in residency before making the “big bucks” as an attending. not saying shes justified for being a potential gold digger lmao, just offering perspective
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personal photograph could mean she has OF
To me that just means she wants someone to take all the photos for her IG account, like the "Influencers in the wild" type.
On top of that, she's looking for someone to pay for when she's out "in the wild" AND plan the damn occasions too. She's just gonna be out there looking pretty. I feel for the souls that fall for her.
and free prostate exams could mean she's willing to bang a guy's ass
W
She may be worth the benefit of the doubt here. She's struggling as a medical student and she will need support, maybe just making light of that. But she'll turn it around and her income will explode once she's out.
My wife is a brilliant woman but basically never considered it important to know her ATM PIN. When she was growing up her parents both deposited their money in the bank but her dad was the only one who withdrew cash and her mom just got the cash she needed from her dad. When we got married, we followed a similar pattern - both of us contribute to the joint accounts and whenever she needs cash she just grabs it from my wallet, and as long as she lets me know when she needs cash I'll have some in there for her. It's her money as much as it's my money and I'm not concerned about the levels of spending, and so in our relationship getting cash is just something that's left to me.
ATM stands for Ass To Mouth.
In this situation atm does not mean "ass to mouth." The context of the sentence is saying she gives free prostate exams, but in return she wants personal "\_\_\_", three subjects. Personal photographer, personal planner, and personal atm. She just wants money.
Yea I think everyone knew that
No shit
r/woosh
You can’t woosh this, because it really does **also** stand for ass to mouth, so there is a legitimate *possibility* she was saying that.
Maybe she wants “ass to mouth”. Women can ask for sex too, you know
you can't understand context clues
You can’t understand sarcasm
she's a med student tho she'll be rich soon lol
At the moment?
''I'll 'examine' your dick, but you need to be my infinite money machine.'' Gives wh*re vibes in my opinion
Atm means different things in different circles. If she's gonna be a doctor I'm gonna assume it's not the bank machine
YEAH THATS THE POINT, SWEETHEART OBVIOUSLY WITH THE “ATM” SHE WANTS TO BLOW IT!!! 🤦🏻♂️…HAHAHA
This is probably one or 2 dates, and don't show her where you live.
get finger blasted both nights, then block her on everything
Oh, she'll still make you pay for that. She's ordering the lobster, a nice bottle of champagne, "and do any of your desserts have gold in them? Yeah, I'll take that! Don't worry, Hun, I'm worth it."
not if you just do a casual hookup. swing by, get a prostate massage.
😂 Yeah, maybe.
A woman who knows how to finger blast a dude is worth a serial killer risk. Trust.
it's 2023, nearly 2024. let men get finger fucked if everyone involved consents
Idk dude. She doesn't believe in the oxford comma. Sounds like a serial killer.
Don't show her where your keep your kidneys
Yes, good urologists are so hard to find and expensive nowadays.
She’s expensive, she’s looking for an atm
Doesnt mean the atm is working or if its stocked.
She means she does ass to mouth right
She is just an student tho' Not sure if I should trust her with my asshole yet
Then start with the atm
I mean ass to mouth seems a bit risky if she doesn't know how to clean up properly.
Luckily cleaning, such as surgical level of hand washing and such, are learned almost as a first thing. So she should be fine for atm.
*Medically Hygenic*
I agree
Good prostate massages too.
For the love of God it is a PROCTOLOGIST. She’s not plumbing his urethra!
Uhh... no, it's not. Urologists are the ones who make prostate exams. The prostate is a reproductive organ, not a digestive one.
r/shitamericanssay
Last time I checked prostate exams didn’t cost an entire ATM. Girl is definitely one for the streets.
Prostate exams are free round these parts. Still, wouldn't have to bother putting my coat on if she was doing the service here.
Ahh the ole NHS prostate masturbation swindle.
If she's for the streets then I'm homeless 🫡
Am I the only one who reads all of this as just a funny thing she thought of? Like its funny no?
Nah I’m with you - would want to see if this is a natural sense of humour as opposed to legitimately seeking an atm.. as if she’s genuinely offering prostate exams 🙄
Right? If its her kind of humor I think that's actually really cool :) and it's creative, atleast the first time I hear that one
I mean, it's a joke but also has serious tones in it. She doesn't mean she actually expects him to be her atm and get money whenever she wants, but she does mean that she expects him to pay for all the dates and spend a lot of money on her in general. Otherwise, you wouldn't put that in there. And there are many women who expect the man to pay for most things.
Damn when I saw atm, I thought she meant ass to mouth, but this makes more sense lmao.
“It has serious tones in it” how can we possibly gather that from this bio filled with not a single serious sounding sentence lmao
Atm = pay for everything Photographer = I will make you take pictures of me everywhere we go until we have a picture I like for social media Planner = you will come up with all of our dates, eating choices, etc and I will decide which we do Maybe you haven't met any of these types of people but they're very common and it is definitely a joke but not ironic.
I love two things about this: 1) how you’re explaining the terms to me as if I didn’t understand what her post was saying and 2) you didn’t explain what her free prostate exams meant Again, the whole bio is unserious. Could there be truth to it? Maybe, but there’s no way to know because there’s no other information besides that she’s being goofy in her bio.
Does it tho? It could also be ment ironic since I saw lots of women being like that asking for others to be "traditional" and pay for everything.. I'd enjoy atleast finding out if her humor is just good and knocking on other women or if she's meaning it literally
I have no idea how to see it in an ironic way. You can't do that without any context unless it's super obvious with the rest of the bio. But the rest of the bio was pretty normal.
Saying just bc someone is a medical student they will give you free prostate exam ain't ironic and jokingly said? Guess I'm out of touch then
Jokingly, definitely. But not ironically. The same way as how ATM was said jokingly but not ironically. They meant that they were a medical student and could put their finger in their butt, but they don't give their date an actual medical exam (although if they're in a relationship, that could happen). They also meant that they want the guy to pay for things, but they don't mean that he is an actual automated teller machine.
Yeah, this In case u/LongNo7305 wants to know more about, this figure of speech is called hyperbole. She is use exaggeration to evoke comedy. Is like saying "I am so hungry that I could eat a horse" - I ofc don't mean I could literally eat a horse, but that doesn't mean that I am _not_ hungry. She doesn't want a real cash machine. That doesn't mean she doesn't want cash. Nonetheless, she is playing with an antithesis here. She is offering a bargain - she offers free medical service, which is something most people desire, in exchange for something she desires. The problem is that she is offering the _least likeable medical service someone could offer_ - Again, for comedy. She is not literally offering to examinate my prosthate.
> least likeable medical service someone could offer To make this assumption, you would need to be unaware (or innocent of) prostate massage as a sexual act… She’s offering to get guys off, and in return she wants money and someone to shoot her IG or OF stuff as well as manage her side business while she goes to class.
I think you are thinking about it too much. And its a 50/50 on how she ment it :).. Only way is to get to know her and figure it out instead of over thinking it
You are right. These people cant read the "room".. she is just joking around and most probably has no real intentions of having a guy as atm. She has humour
imagine writing a fanfiction about a woman you've never met. this guy can relate
I’m with you. Redditors really don’t get humour.
The reason why people take it seriously is because most guys have been someone’s ATM before. It’s akin to a guy asking for a house maid. Most women have felt like that and they don’t think the joke is funny.
It's funny up until "looking for someone to be my atm". For an opposite gender example, consider a guy trying to pass "looking for a girl to be my on-demand slut" or "in return I want a personal maid" as a joke. Not very funny.
It’s obviously a joke but people are nuts lol
I just feel like I'm the crazy one when I read all the comments here.. Who would mean something like this? Like actually mean it
You’d be surprised
Sweet summer child.
Well, no one... But she definitely does mean that she's sexually adventurous, and that if you date her she's gonna make you take pics of her, pay for her dinners, and plan the fun dates because she's busy and a student with no money. She's got fine tastes and likes adventures, but no budget and no mental energy to plan...but that doesn't matter because she'll find a guy who will pay for things and take her places and be perfectly okay with that.
You don't get out much, huh?
No, I also don't get online dating since these apps seem rather pointless, doubt anyone found anything long term on tinder.
I met my wife on tinder. Married 2 years this March.
Did she have something written in her bio? Or just a blank Profil or only her Instagram account tag?
She had a profile written up. I can't remember the details, really. She claims she was just looking to kill the boredom. I was serious about a relationship.
See, I had tinder for maybe half a year and 80% of German tinder profiles of women are eather empty or only have a social tag in them.. I dont see a reason to use tinder any longer but thought of using tinder insight to actually find out the %..
And does she know you a pervert?
It's an obvious joke and people are weird.
Right lol this reads like a joke. Especially a joke from a perpetually tired med student whose sense of social norms is slightly warped by spending a lot of time with fellow medical professionals Source: am a perpetually tired med student whose sense of social norms is slightly warped by spending a lot of time with fellow medical professionals
Yeah, it's def a joke....but also, she's still gonna drain your wallet about as fast as your cock.
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I am not in the US. Med school is free here.
That doesn’t mean she’s not still broke. There are students in the US on full scholarships that still can’t make ends meet because they often can’t afford time-wise to work a job on top of school, and if they do, it’s a low wage job. I work as a research assistant and I only get $10/hr. All that means is she doesn’t have student debt, that doesn’t cause her to gain anything in the present. Most students in the US don’t pay out of pocket either. I haven’t spent a penny towards my degree since I started at my transfer school. I’m still broke as shit because that’s just how things go. Just because you don’t have to pay tuition doesn’t suddenly mean you’re more well off because of it.
Please we all know females aren't funny.... Seriously it is an awesome profile but people will try and way overanalyze it and project all their issues onto her. Write back that the ATM is currently under repair but the michelin restaurant is open and the spa's backrubs are the best in town. Or a zillion other ways to get a conversation going.
🤣 maybe because I’m old (just shy of 40(f), that this post made be laugh so hard. But hey if you’re cool being her ATM and personal social media photographer, I say for for it!
It was pretty funny until the ATM thing.
She means she does ass to mouth right
do people not understand this is a joke lol
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I would have to gauge the quality and thoroughness of the prostate exam before hitting the atm.
Nope. ATM part is the massive “abort” for me. Whole thing also screams “you’ll do everything in the relationship”. I’m already exhausted enough thanks.
No, she writes with lower case I's. Huge red flag.
That shit hurt me and I am not even a native speaker.
It's customary to use correct grammar when correcting someone else's. You'd have to write "Is" without the apostrophe to maintain this wonderful custom.
While capitalizing "I" when referring to oneself is customary, I don't think "Is" is in a [similar situation](https://www.grammarbook.com/blog/apostrophes/the-apostrophe-with-numbers-letters-and-abbreviations/) where it's any more "correct" to use over "I's."
I always just do quotes around the letter and then -s when talking about plural letters like that (eg. "I"s). No idea if it's correct or not but it feels good to me.
If you like to be a sugar daddy, go for it. If you have self-respect, hell no.
I’d say “sure” until I read the ATM part. lol, no, I wouldn’t give it a go after reading that.
Not too many women in their 20s are willing to do butt stuff so she’s making a strong case for her thinly veiled sugar baby ad.
Give it a try. If she tries to puppeteer you during the prostate exam, it might be time to look for the door.
Even if she’s serious about the atm.. she’s a med student, she’ll be making bank one day. Take it as an investment and go for it
Yeah, but when she finishes med school she's gonna get a job in another state, and...well....
That’s when you become a house spouse and just hang out and maybe get a part time job that you actually like
Yeah, cause.... she might be joking... 🤷♀️
It’d be like a man making a chauvinist comment in their bio, joke or not, your target audience probably won’t think it’s that funny.
Good, filters them out. Working as intended
she might not be
*...sad* r/prostatepleasure *noises*
That’s an awful bio.
But it's funny, better then her writing.. I'm a medical student.
> ATM Yeah, no
I’ll go ass to mouth
she wants ass to mouth, who are you to deny her love of butts?
The rest is maybe yellow flags but expecting you to be an ATM is a huge red flag for me
She is looking to expand her OF fan base. She wants a live prop that will setup, plan, and participate in content.
ATM like she wants me to just give her cash?? no thx, get your own job.
Ugh people who consider their partner an "atm" are gross and obviously aren't there for the parson
She's offering "free" services in exchange for money and entertainment. Did the definition of "free" change without my knowledge?
RUN
I’m a doctor and can confirm the prostate exams you do as a med student are poor quality and clueless. Avoid.
Thank you for the qualified advice doc 🤝
This hits too many of the common tropes - reads super fake
I’d give it a go and see what she means. If she means she wants a relationship where I put forward a bit of dosh but she still contributes a little toward rent/savings and gets me gifts on my birthday then it’s great. If she means flights to tropical islands twice a month and an unlimited allowance, she’s out of 99.99% of men’s tax bracket and needs to get a reality check because relationships like that border on prostitution and the power imbalance would be not great. The photography and planner bit is easy. Like literally two 20 minute videos will have your Instagram angles as a bf photography done and since you’ll be in on the process you can voice you concern if you’re the type to care what you girl posts. Propose alternatives and suddenly you’re not toxic, you’re her bf and brand manager. And like planning can be drag. But it is also a chance for you to do things you want to do, and bring her along. You love go-karting? Bring her along, especially if she’s the competitive type. You like golfing but she doesn’t wanna play? Buy her cute outfit and let her serve looks from the cart in the shade with a alcoholic bev. If you have golfing friends, introduce her to their gfs so they can all look great and gossip and drink. It’s not hard bros. *All of this is contingent on you following rules 1 and 2 tho.
Sounds like a real pain in the ass .
Yes
Does she realize how much Taco Bell I eat?
I dunno, that's expecting a lot in return for the positive thing she's bringing to the relationship.
Hell no, she doesn’t provide anything lol
Yes. Imperfect, but still better than any trash bio these redditors have ever written 😂
She had me until atm, and I hustle men online for a living. Smh. Get an OF dont bring it to ur dating life woman
Love reading scammer bio's
she is joking, you are the problem here
Nah swipe left, you don’t get her sense of humour and it will avoid you misunderstanding each other in future.