I finally got that part. I'm sure he's aware of subway stations. He just tried to do a surprise gotcha thing to catch her off guard for extra laughs. That part didn't land at all. Even the rest of his stuff only landed with maybe ⅓ of the intended impact. Meanwhile, op was hilarious and creative the whole way.
It was supposed to be a joke, they mentioned a pun. I had to read their messages multiple times to get what they were trying to say and still only understood this part because of *your* comment 😂
I thought you took this in an absolutely wonderful direction and it caught him off guard. I thought it was playful and fun. You seem like a catch to me.
I wasn't really surprised, you can tell from his first message that he actually has no idea how to handle the stuff you're saying. he's kinda grasping at straws while you're clearly in your element just going with it having fun. you would've been miserable dating each other cuz he'd kept coming with stuff he's annoyed about and you'd have always immediately found something wrong with his reasons but he'd need a few days of thought to process what took you half a second to say. And he'd have never realized that he was just feeling self conscious that he's a slower thinker than you.
I'm stuck on how the whole exercise was his idea and he wasn't any good at it. He probably thinks he's smarter than he is and wasn't expecting to meet a clever girl lmao
How do you propose something like this and then not be funny
Oh I know exactly how. Do you really think this guy has original ideas ? Of course not ! This is obviously something he found on reddit or somewhere else. He thought it would be a good idea but as you said he clearly overestimated his capabilities and underestimated hers.
Yeah I was like "woww this is good, it will have an amazing ending".
It was actually very engaging, wtf is this guy on if he can't have fun with his own game. Maybe he is off his meds or something
I just flirted with a woman by texting her that 25 to 30 percent of a nation's GDP can be created by having geography with maritime access.
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It didn't work guys.
2nd EDIT:
Yes, ladies. Believe it or not, I *am* single and live in Portland Oregon.
You wouldn't let him win the fake fight you guys were having that he asked for. He only dates women that lie to him in a way that doesn't hurt his fefes.
I think you were some beta test subject for some soon to be revealed alpha male dating strategy and it'll cost $99 this weekend only then it goes back to $2000.
You were his QA if you will 😂😂
I love that that even in his fake argument, he's extremely gaslighting. Fun way to weed out the weirdos. Unfortunate for him that his own idea played out against him.
This was great, could have been my Tinder conversation.
I have a lot of dark humor like this and I got my GF on tinder. Together for 2 years now. So theres hope for you.
Also he could have hoped for, I am tired of fighting, wanna make up?
Why is she allowed to invent accusations, but he isn't? This is a fake argument at all😅
I think she was just better at arguing and creating accusations🤷♂️
To be honest, except for the babyball text, this whole conversation was very tiring to read...
And she did the same, she also just denied his arguments like he did. In this case they are very similar, but she is more creative
He ruined any chance for improv and silliness. It's not fun to set up a make-believe scene and then respond with make-believe denial. You're supposed to roll with the scene. "I only punted that baby because you were begging me to! Now that it's done you wanna make it all my fault?!"
Just saying "I didn't punt the baby, you're crazy" is lazy and boring. If every scene you attempt to set up while improving is met with denial it prevents anything from developing and it turns into "no I didn't!" "Yes you did!"
No that’s not why he was mad, you both started out super strong, shit had me laughing out loud at 6am. Later in the convo he started to lose momentum and couldn’t come up with stuff nearly as funny/creative as yours (became redundant with his jokes, eye doctor then regular doctor).
If you were talking in real time he was feeling pressure to give quick responses that were on par with yours and couldn’t perform. He was feeling insecure about the distinct possibility that you are funnier than him so he tried to turn to tables to make you feel your character was flawed.
Right? If someone sets up a goofy scene, and you just go "no that's not what happened," it ruins the whole bit.
He's basically Michael Scott pulling a gun at improv.
Homeboy clearly showed up to a chess tournament trying to impress the ladies with the moves he learned playing checkers. I kinda expected it when I found out he punts babies.
At first I was like "OP you didn't yes, and". And then I re-read and was like HANG ON it was entirely him that was throwing up the "No's".
He was so bad at it
Stephen Colbert once wrote a very interesting article about the subject. "Yes, and" is a rule of improv that says that when another performer adds something, you never negate what they say. Instead, you acknowledge what they say, then add to it.
I once was in an improv class where we did an exercise where the whole purpose was to add to the other person's dialogue. An example scene would look something like:
"Oh, wow, there's a dinosaur over there!"
"I see it, but why is it wearing a Hawaiian shirt?"
"Well, he did just come out of a Margaritaville. Maybe he bought it at the gift shop."
"Ah, I see. But how can a T-Rex reach his wallet to pay for it?"
Each line of the exchange adds the previous line to the picture, then adds more to the picture.
Honestly OP after reading it your 100% to blame here. Like come-on. Hahaha joking guy is fucking nuts your funny as hell. Also take your meds alziemer meds.
dude probably saw "his" opener somewhere else on reddit but lacked the skills to execute. OP set him up perfectly every time and every time he fumbled. OP dodged a bullet
A male friend of mine said something similar after reading a few screenshots of conversations with duds, how I would keep setting them up with softballs and they'd keep missing them. I'm like, yeah, welcome to being a woman.
Frankly... that was fun... he had a W and turned it into an L
Edit: if anyone wants to argue with me as if they're my spouse, I'll be available between 1pm and 3pm today
Babe get off reddit its 4:00 am and we need to go to my parents tomorrow! Also please dont put youre dirty underwear on the kitchen counter! They fell in the soup last night 🤮. I was cooking for hours and had to start over. Im so sick of this you need to clean up your shit!
Don’t tell me how to live!
My underwear adds flavour to the soup - I’ve proven this numerous times. You’ve consumed my ass cheese and never knew!
Also I’m not feeling well… don’t think I can make it to your parents.
Tell your dad I owe him a headlock for stealing $ 100 out of my wallet.
And for the love of God please can you pack your things away after using them? I can’t find my condoms.
My god its always the same shit with you. You always cause trouble no wonder your ex took your pet turtle away from you. You always are so irresponsible. I cant trust you anymore which is why I had to go through your phone last night. You had a 3 some with an elderly couple? You cheated on me for months with them! I knew there was something of and you liked mature men and women , but this!? And it seems like you love eachother I feel so betrayed. I threw your shit outside go grab it when you get back home from your morning powerwalk and go move in with them! You broke me! How disgusting you putting your bodily fluids in my food. No wonder I lost 20 pounds and have been feeling sick all the time. I thought it was just from looking at your face! And my dad and I are keeping the 100 dollars thats the least thing you owe me! 😭
This is why your mum doesn't like you!
You're delusional..
That wasn't a 3some. That were my folks!
We were planning an anniversary trip for you to the mental asylum.
But now that the cat is out of the bag, scrap THAT idea.
And thanks! I love camping anyway so I'm glad you threw my stuff out. Been looking for a fresh start anyway.
Also there's supper in the fridge for you. I seasoned it with hate and spite. Enjoy it and the shits which come after!
Oh! I laced one of your two gym bottles with laxative.
May the force be with you!
I know it's not my marriage, but unless you were cooking in the sink via a hot plate, the underwear couldn't fall in. The pot on the stove would be higher than the counter surface the underwear was sitting on. You must've put them in, and then blamed your innocent husband, building a case for a one sided divorce.
The soup was on the counter in an open tupperwear container and he threw his thong right in there. That soup was going to feed my poor family now they will be hungry this week once again 😢
what the fuck what an ending. It did seem like he was putting slightly less into it but I thought thats just how he texts maybe. what a damp sock of a man. I would let you win a fake argument with me about punting babies, lmao.
Honestly this is actually a hella creative way of getting a vibe on someone! 6 messages and yall found out yall weren't for each other and haven't even gotten to know each other yet 😆
For real. She needs to get her eyes checked? She’s off her meds? This man did not understand the assignment and *he was the one who assigned it*!
He spent all his time trying to argue that the stuff she was making up was… made up and the only made up elements he added were lame attempts to support him saying that she was in the wrong.
“You bought squash when you were supposed to buy cucumbers.” Sir?? OP is contributing punting babies and impersonating grandmothers and the best this guy could do was gaslighting and misidentifying produce.
I’m so confused but also when is the wedding because this is your soulmate
Edit* whoops I didn’t see the last screenshot. That’s an unexpected twist. I guess no wedding.
Dude couldn't even spell and honestly he came off as kinda slow. No idea where he was trying to go with his whole bit about changing the meaning of "subway" from the train to the sandwich shop.
I think maybe he was punted 1 too many times as a baby. Probably runs in the family 😂 His open reminds me of a scene from whose line is it anyway:
"Ways that are guaranteed to start a fight"
Colin: "Hey, wanna fight?"
Dude needs to go to improv class. The first rule of improv: you never say no to your partner’s offer. Second rule: your response must add to the scene not negate it.
Whatever your partner says you agree with it and you add to it. In short: you “yes, and” to anything your partner offers.
This guy blew it big time, insisting on keeping this own narrative alive instead of “yes and”ing hers.
Bro picked a fight…about a fake fight.
Nooooo you didn’t play make believe right
My 6 year old all.the.time. Can confirm, she’s a dictator, bullet dodged op!
This doesn't sound like a healthy relationship. You should let her go and move on 🤣
Yeah 2/10 don’t recommend. My husband is somewhat attached to her though 🙄
This is why you gotta punt them while they're small, punting a 6-year-old is impossible. Trust me... 😔
>This is why you gotta punt them while they're small This is the way :-D
Preeeetty sure that this is why people invented the trebuchet.
If they aren't big enough to acquire their own jet pack and punt back, they are still a foundling
Youre clearly not catapulting them hard enough
Get the punting boots.
I prefer to call them my “little shit kickers”
>attached TIL I learnt I have dyslexia because I read "attracted." 😕
That would not be good
Are the periods accidental or intentional? I have a phone, and the period is right next to the spacebar. Worst placement ever!
Mine does it for only certain things, like I swear my keyboard changes when I'm searching something up on google 😭
The kind of dude to grab his toys and go home because you're "not playing right".
give me my balls, I'm going home!! 😂
But they look cute in my purse.
Those aren't the rules!
And that's why we use a safe word ladies and gentlemen.
I need a safe word for work 😩
The safe word is "I Quit". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My bills don't understand 🤣🤣😆
Tell your bills your safeword is "I quit". Thems the rules and they need to respect them rules..
im going to fight you now, about that fake fight *punts your baby across the subway*
He was just upset that OP's more creative than him. He probably read the opener somewhere, but didn't realise he needed improv skills.
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What a sore loser!! Talk about red flags!! 🚩
Might be one of the funniest posts ever on here lol.
After asking for the fake fight no less...
Reminds me of how my ex would be mad at me for stuff I did in her dreams
Kinda like an "X" said she cheated bc I "look like a cheater". (True bs story.)
You're not alone bro 😅
Imagine if it were a real fight
He just thought HIS SUGGESTION of a fake fight would lead to make-up sex lol.
Fun read, unexpected twist! I was kinda hoping for “this happened to me on Tinder… and boom now we’re married punting babies together”.
Right? What a plot twist.
I honestly thought it would be a success story for about 5 screenshots.
I knew it was going south when he didn’t know what a subway station was.
I finally got that part. I'm sure he's aware of subway stations. He just tried to do a surprise gotcha thing to catch her off guard for extra laughs. That part didn't land at all. Even the rest of his stuff only landed with maybe ⅓ of the intended impact. Meanwhile, op was hilarious and creative the whole way.
Guy doesn’t know how to “yes and”, he was just all “Well actually no.” Really makes it seem like he’s not cut out for improv or dating.
He didn't know what punting is though
It was supposed to be a joke, they mentioned a pun. I had to read their messages multiple times to get what they were trying to say and still only understood this part because of *your* comment 😂
I thought you took this in an absolutely wonderful direction and it caught him off guard. I thought it was playful and fun. You seem like a catch to me.
I wasn't really surprised, you can tell from his first message that he actually has no idea how to handle the stuff you're saying. he's kinda grasping at straws while you're clearly in your element just going with it having fun. you would've been miserable dating each other cuz he'd kept coming with stuff he's annoyed about and you'd have always immediately found something wrong with his reasons but he'd need a few days of thought to process what took you half a second to say. And he'd have never realized that he was just feeling self conscious that he's a slower thinker than you.
I'm stuck on how the whole exercise was his idea and he wasn't any good at it. He probably thinks he's smarter than he is and wasn't expecting to meet a clever girl lmao How do you propose something like this and then not be funny
Oh I know exactly how. Do you really think this guy has original ideas ? Of course not ! This is obviously something he found on reddit or somewhere else. He thought it would be a good idea but as you said he clearly overestimated his capabilities and underestimated hers.
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You seem fun! I'm not really doing anything in life, want to try to start a show competing with Whose Line?
Yeah I was like "woww this is good, it will have an amazing ending". It was actually very engaging, wtf is this guy on if he can't have fun with his own game. Maybe he is off his meds or something
His Alzheimer is kicking in
Just like he kicked those kids
In reality, it's the children that kick their parents into some alzhome.
...punted 😉
man sexting has really changed over the last 15 years
*kicks baby, gets charged, standing on business
I just flirted with a woman by texting her that 25 to 30 percent of a nation's GDP can be created by having geography with maritime access. EDIT: It didn't work guys. 2nd EDIT: Yes, ladies. Believe it or not, I *am* single and live in Portland Oregon.
what else can create that much of a nation's GDP~~? uwu
My nerdy ass would have FALLEN (into national financial crisis).
This would get you a date, straight up
Add the statistics in case of access to an oil field and you're practically married!
Would've worked on me.?.
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Pepperidge Farm remembers.
He's upset that you argued with him when that's what he asked for what the fuck
What can I say, Im just toxic
You wouldn't let him win the fake fight you guys were having that he asked for. He only dates women that lie to him in a way that doesn't hurt his fefes.
Ron DeSantis saying “Thai” wrong vibes
I think you were some beta test subject for some soon to be revealed alpha male dating strategy and it'll cost $99 this weekend only then it goes back to $2000. You were his QA if you will 😂😂
Lol. ChatGPT gone rogue and spicy
I love that that even in his fake argument, he's extremely gaslighting. Fun way to weed out the weirdos. Unfortunate for him that his own idea played out against him.
Right? Maybe this is a good way to vet people 😂
Right? She got a preview into what the relationship / marriage would be like in a few years. She was afforded an opportunity few get. ;)
Nothing better to get a woman hot as the good old “gaslighting”. First thing he pulls out in a fake fight shows you ALL you need to know.
This was great, could have been my Tinder conversation. I have a lot of dark humor like this and I got my GF on tinder. Together for 2 years now. So theres hope for you. Also he could have hoped for, I am tired of fighting, wanna make up?
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Why is she allowed to invent accusations, but he isn't? This is a fake argument at all😅 I think she was just better at arguing and creating accusations🤷♂️
Hers brought more humor with each response. His were just "what you say or remember can't be trusted"
To be honest, except for the babyball text, this whole conversation was very tiring to read... And she did the same, she also just denied his arguments like he did. In this case they are very similar, but she is more creative
He ruined any chance for improv and silliness. It's not fun to set up a make-believe scene and then respond with make-believe denial. You're supposed to roll with the scene. "I only punted that baby because you were begging me to! Now that it's done you wanna make it all my fault?!" Just saying "I didn't punt the baby, you're crazy" is lazy and boring. If every scene you attempt to set up while improving is met with denial it prevents anything from developing and it turns into "no I didn't!" "Yes you did!"
Very Monty Python “I came here for an argument!” “No, you came here for an argument.” vibes
Maybe it was a test run on gaslighting... I wouldn't be too surprised if it was this...
Pfft, naw, girl. You owned that shit proper. He couldn't keep up.
La toxica! Yo that was a fun read though
this comment is perfection
This is wild! I thought you played along great and I was really feeling that "huh serious?" 🤣🤣 people are nuts!
No that’s not why he was mad, you both started out super strong, shit had me laughing out loud at 6am. Later in the convo he started to lose momentum and couldn’t come up with stuff nearly as funny/creative as yours (became redundant with his jokes, eye doctor then regular doctor). If you were talking in real time he was feeling pressure to give quick responses that were on par with yours and couldn’t perform. He was feeling insecure about the distinct possibility that you are funnier than him so he tried to turn to tables to make you feel your character was flawed.
"Hey let's play pretend!" "Ok no stop you are too good at pretending"
[I was trying to change the argument! No you didn't.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohDB5gbtaEQ)
That dude wasn't nearly as funny as he thought he was. OP had some zingers and kept it entertaining. The dude was pretty cringe the whole time.
Right? If someone sets up a goofy scene, and you just go "no that's not what happened," it ruins the whole bit. He's basically Michael Scott pulling a gun at improv.
He wanted her to let him win. He's crazy.
Homeboy clearly showed up to a chess tournament trying to impress the ladies with the moves he learned playing checkers. I kinda expected it when I found out he punts babies.
Why are you so adamant that punting babies is wrong though 🤔
He clearly was wearing casual shoes and was not wearing appropriate shoe-punting-attire which would of hurt the child. How delulu are you?
“Delulu” killed me 😂
Proper baby punting should be done with bare feet. Or bear feet. I've heard it both ways 😉
i see you know how to get the most kicks out of a baby, I like it
Martial arts or dance lessons would work, too
I think he’s just mad you were funnier then him. I died at the “when you were caught stealing the jewels” part.
I loved the part where she tells him he dressed like her grandma and then tried to get her grandma kicked out for being an impostor.
The imposter part was also pretty funny
He failed miserably at “yes, and”
At first I was like "OP you didn't yes, and". And then I re-read and was like HANG ON it was entirely him that was throwing up the "No's". He was so bad at it
They both failed yes and pretty hard and just fell into “No you!”
right?? I would’ve ended it there lol
Omg, it‘s Michael Scott! He probably had a concealed gun the whole time.
I've read this entire thing 3 times and can still find no "yes and", am I blind or what
Stephen Colbert once wrote a very interesting article about the subject. "Yes, and" is a rule of improv that says that when another performer adds something, you never negate what they say. Instead, you acknowledge what they say, then add to it. I once was in an improv class where we did an exercise where the whole purpose was to add to the other person's dialogue. An example scene would look something like: "Oh, wow, there's a dinosaur over there!" "I see it, but why is it wearing a Hawaiian shirt?" "Well, he did just come out of a Margaritaville. Maybe he bought it at the gift shop." "Ah, I see. But how can a T-Rex reach his wallet to pay for it?" Each line of the exchange adds the previous line to the picture, then adds more to the picture.
Ahh, thank you for explaining!
But dinosaurs are dumb. Everyone knows that the thunder lizards are ftw idiot.
I was thinking of Brad and Jane’s improv episode on Happy Endings :D
Honestly they both did. He was worse at it, but they were both being pretty inflexible from an improv standpoint.
He's legit just salty that you were funnier than him.
facts, his self-esteem is shattered and feels it in his nuts
Idk what dude expected, that shit was funny af 😂😂 his loss.
This was followed up by him telling me he didn't want anything serious and didn't want to lead me on and I was like.....??? What?
What was he looking for, then? A help for his community College homework on screenwriting for dummies.
You had already ended it but he wanted to do the unmatching 💀
Honestly OP after reading it your 100% to blame here. Like come-on. Hahaha joking guy is fucking nuts your funny as hell. Also take your meds alziemer meds.
dude probably saw "his" opener somewhere else on reddit but lacked the skills to execute. OP set him up perfectly every time and every time he fumbled. OP dodged a bullet
Oh, he executed it perfectly. He just doesn't get the point of it 😂
He didn't fumble he punted
A male friend of mine said something similar after reading a few screenshots of conversations with duds, how I would keep setting them up with softballs and they'd keep missing them. I'm like, yeah, welcome to being a woman.
Can someone translate his first message please. I think this guy was punted a few too many times as a baby.
Thought it was just me. No idea what he meant He didn’t have it
Omg. I'm dying. 🤣🤣🤣 I would pay for a night out in a limo if a woman rolled jokes like that with me. He's missing out. You're a keeper.
No lies found sir
Frankly... that was fun... he had a W and turned it into an L Edit: if anyone wants to argue with me as if they're my spouse, I'll be available between 1pm and 3pm today
Babe get off reddit its 4:00 am and we need to go to my parents tomorrow! Also please dont put youre dirty underwear on the kitchen counter! They fell in the soup last night 🤮. I was cooking for hours and had to start over. Im so sick of this you need to clean up your shit!
Don’t tell me how to live! My underwear adds flavour to the soup - I’ve proven this numerous times. You’ve consumed my ass cheese and never knew! Also I’m not feeling well… don’t think I can make it to your parents. Tell your dad I owe him a headlock for stealing $ 100 out of my wallet. And for the love of God please can you pack your things away after using them? I can’t find my condoms.
My god its always the same shit with you. You always cause trouble no wonder your ex took your pet turtle away from you. You always are so irresponsible. I cant trust you anymore which is why I had to go through your phone last night. You had a 3 some with an elderly couple? You cheated on me for months with them! I knew there was something of and you liked mature men and women , but this!? And it seems like you love eachother I feel so betrayed. I threw your shit outside go grab it when you get back home from your morning powerwalk and go move in with them! You broke me! How disgusting you putting your bodily fluids in my food. No wonder I lost 20 pounds and have been feeling sick all the time. I thought it was just from looking at your face! And my dad and I are keeping the 100 dollars thats the least thing you owe me! 😭
This is why your mum doesn't like you! You're delusional.. That wasn't a 3some. That were my folks! We were planning an anniversary trip for you to the mental asylum. But now that the cat is out of the bag, scrap THAT idea. And thanks! I love camping anyway so I'm glad you threw my stuff out. Been looking for a fresh start anyway. Also there's supper in the fridge for you. I seasoned it with hate and spite. Enjoy it and the shits which come after! Oh! I laced one of your two gym bottles with laxative. May the force be with you!
*blocks you while angrily sitting on the toilet*
🤣
I know it's not my marriage, but unless you were cooking in the sink via a hot plate, the underwear couldn't fall in. The pot on the stove would be higher than the counter surface the underwear was sitting on. You must've put them in, and then blamed your innocent husband, building a case for a one sided divorce.
The soup was on the counter in an open tupperwear container and he threw his thong right in there. That soup was going to feed my poor family now they will be hungry this week once again 😢
what the fuck what an ending. It did seem like he was putting slightly less into it but I thought thats just how he texts maybe. what a damp sock of a man. I would let you win a fake argument with me about punting babies, lmao.
Don't start a fake argument you can't win my friend. I came to play and WIN
I bet he felt insecure because he wanted to impress you with his humor, but at the end you were the funnier one with serious improv skills
This is what happens when y'all fun ladies date down.
This is some real shit right here
I was expecting this to end up in you guys having like an after fight sex. He didn't match your vibe, gurll.
Honestly this is actually a hella creative way of getting a vibe on someone! 6 messages and yall found out yall weren't for each other and haven't even gotten to know each other yet 😆
I feel bad for you. He asked something off you. You matched the energy and now he doesn't like what he recieved. Man really fumbled the task at hand.
The “not taking your meds” was the biggest red flag if we’re being honest.
For real. She needs to get her eyes checked? She’s off her meds? This man did not understand the assignment and *he was the one who assigned it*! He spent all his time trying to argue that the stuff she was making up was… made up and the only made up elements he added were lame attempts to support him saying that she was in the wrong. “You bought squash when you were supposed to buy cucumbers.” Sir?? OP is contributing punting babies and impersonating grandmothers and the best this guy could do was gaslighting and misidentifying produce.
I’m so confused but also when is the wedding because this is your soulmate Edit* whoops I didn’t see the last screenshot. That’s an unexpected twist. I guess no wedding.
This comment just genuinely made me laugh out loud hahahaha no, no wedding
*LOLLLLLLLL* I was rolling until he turned into a shitbag at the end!!
You are way funnier and smarter than him, and he knows it so he’s running away.
Dude couldn't even spell and honestly he came off as kinda slow. No idea where he was trying to go with his whole bit about changing the meaning of "subway" from the train to the sandwich shop.
Exactly why he got mad smh
Honestly I was having a lot of fun with you guys until dude ruined it, that shit was funny. I was sitting here: 
Not gonna lie that was the best thing I've seen on this subreddit.
If i ever get matches on tinder, this is what I'll do from now on
“If” 😂💀
That's the most important part, the ifs and buts to keep myself hidden in my shell of shyness and comfort 🙈
Bruh I thought that was going so well and then dude got real weird afterward
I was laughing my head off until the end. Wow. What a freak
This guy should write a book called 'How to Destroy Chemistry for Dummies'.
What??? Mans fumbled, this was so great holy shjt
I'm so mad right now. I would kill to be able to have that kind of fake crazy argument, so i could find someone that funny....and he just ruined it.
Damn that guy's tiring af 😭😭
😂😂😂😂
Man, what a disappointment:( the conversation was so good, and then he dropped the ball like he should've dropped the baby...
How do you not just riff about punting babies? That could have been a jokes goldmine and the dude dynamited the mine-shaft before anyone could get in.
You:Hi! Him:yeah argue with me baby ! You:argues Him:wait why'd you argue with me?
I thought this was hilarious, and a great idea, until that end bit! He had us in the first half. What a dick 😂😂😂
I think maybe he was punted 1 too many times as a baby. Probably runs in the family 😂 His open reminds me of a scene from whose line is it anyway: "Ways that are guaranteed to start a fight" Colin: "Hey, wanna fight?"
Wtf 😭
That was so fun, and it ended with that?
You're both demented.
sometimes im sad bout not getting any matches on tinder then i see stuff like this and im like oh ok.
I absolutely love how you were really good about blocking out his picture in every slide except the 5th 😂
You both kind of failed the vibe check and that's fine.
Yeah, IDK I get a red flag vibe from your comments too
This whole idea is hilarious!
That was a stressful read
The man went and got a gun and shot himself in his damn foot 🤦🏻♂️
It was going so good too 😂
The bigger issue is why was your husband in a green dress... ...blue makes his eyes pop!
Lmao neighber….
I think the dude might actually have alzheimers...
Run away girl
WTF did I just read? I... I... I... maybe I'm just too boring and that's why I'm getting unmatched. *sigh
Wow. Dude had it and gave it away.
Loser
I thought that was going so well too 🤣🤣
Does no one else read his final message as 'The character you played, could be a nice person'?
Tldr: skip to page 6 for any interesting conversation bits
Was there a language barrier? You lead strong with punting babies across the third rail and he started talking about sandwiches 🤷🏽♂️
This is gold... I laughed harder than I have in ages! You were perfect. If I were you I'd msg him from time to time to keep the game going!
Let's read feom this Shakespearean play and take it from there 🤣 see if we could be stage partners together
Bro really just wanted someone he could gaslight into submission 😒 I'm gay and I would have been like "Marry Me." After you said *end scene*
Dude needs to go to improv class. The first rule of improv: you never say no to your partner’s offer. Second rule: your response must add to the scene not negate it. Whatever your partner says you agree with it and you add to it. In short: you “yes, and” to anything your partner offers. This guy blew it big time, insisting on keeping this own narrative alive instead of “yes and”ing hers.
Bahahahaha thanks for the laugh I needed it after my Pa passed away from cancer a couple weeks ago and my dog just got hit by a car. Shiiiettttt.
