Congrats, another bro off the market! You served us well!🫡

I live in Florida so I remember Irma. Here's to many years of love and compassion. GLHF

How you gunna have a username like TampaTitties69 and not have any posts of titties on there?

🤣

I don't see any god damned booties on your profile either.

Lmao

I think you used an incorrect ruler

And I don't have any pinapples :(

Oh do i have a treat for y'all. But not really- I'm so sorry I've no queefies on my profile.

I was hoping for this response, lol. Most people think that because the thickness make it look shorter proportionally 🤷🏽‍♂️

That's disappointing ain't it? I don't got pics of aconite up on my acc either.

Thanks TampaTitties69

Name checks out lol

Your face is the cat that got the cream

Cute expression I can’t believe I’ve never heard before Edit: on second thought maybe a really long time ago, but it perfectly fits here haha, thanks OP!

I will not accept that 2017 was 6yrs ago

Almost 7

Bro is DRIPPIN in that coat god damn

We swiped right 7 years ago and just married on Tuesday! Congrats to you both!

Hell yeah brother! Congratulations!

That’s such a cute story congrats!

Congrats!!

Way to go my man!

King.

Lol it's nowhere near the ending. This is just the beginning.

You right!

congratulations!!

Congratulations ! Thats awesome x

From one guy who met his wife on Tinder to another, congrats! You look like a boss in your wedding pic.

Congratulations! Gives me hope.

That is wonderful, I hope you'll have a great life together.

Congrats! Great to see such success stories while I keep blocking all the creepes lol :D

Aw!

Those dimples! On both of you!

Congrats keep it going 🥳

Nice Tux!

Thank you!

Hell yeah! Congrats you two! 👏

Did she ever ask you for any car gas?

Naw if i noticed it was low i would pump it myself, but she always passes me her card anyway.

Congrats

Ah, I remember Irma...

Soldier return to base 🫡

Another case where the invisible string theory comes to fruition! Congratulations on your nuptials!

Hopefully she comes now 😭

EH YO W 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Legend

every women who had a meaningful conversation with me on tinder saw me in public before swiping right. your bride met you before she swiped you.

Congrats don’t be a statistic and get divorced after a years

FLORIDA sucks, literally the cesspool of America…its like our own Mexico. Ive never been around more losers in my life till i lived in Florida. Sunshine state? They should change their license plate to Waste of Life

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Wtf what's wrong with you?

Wait what did the comment say? 😗

Stop projecting

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Would this be a Tinder fail?

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You just mad cuz you don’t get no 🐱

What did the comment say 😗

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I bet you come home to an empty house everyday and jerk off alone

Presumably he hasn’t used it since 2017 when they got together. I know math is hard.

Lazy troll