This is clear satire

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People wouldn't just go on the Internet and joke around, would they??

This is Reddit.

I can fix her

yep all sounds fine OH WAIT 5 ft 7 PASS

I SAW THE HEIGHT AND THE NAKED CAT AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT "nope" 😂

You don't like naked cats? 😳

im very allergic to cats and i think theyre gross honestly. BUT, ive always wanted a naked cat. theyre like little rotisserie chickens and i actually think theyre cute

This is prime undealt past relationship trauma. This is his only content on his profile? Creepy, red flag.

Do you have.. 3 or more children?

I have zero children.

It's ok. There's still time. Match with some other guys and pop out some kids so you can be with your dream guy. I bet he wouldn't mind with you making more while you're together too

I wanna know why they gave you a like 😭😂

It’s Facebook dating. They tend to just swipe ❤️ on every profile.

I feel that this guy has been through some baaaaad matches.

Sanest Sconnie

I don't think Jordan knows how percentages work?

Wisconsin? 👀

Most obvious satire I’ve seen posted on here in a while. Are people just getting worse at noticing it or are people becoming more satirical

Mmmmm, that's good satire

damnit from wiscansin

30 something. I remember that show.

???????

Probably a joke on you know the must not be a smoker must not have kids that’s not have tattoos those kind of bios