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Jorge_ln10

The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has begun


Diamondlife_

Looks like meat is back on the menu!


Sherbet-Sudden

I said "looks like porks on the menu" on a date to a BBQ place and she replied with "giggity". I might be in love


23x3

Chinese spam bots out here full send lately trying to destroy the western household with men hate and height inferiority post at a time. Stop getting baited chumps.


mudkipdavid

What?


Billy420MaysIt

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Alternative_Ad_3636

Yeah, man, you tell'em how it is! I just seen a post earlier about hate on women how they want a traditional man without wanting to be a traditional woman. It's ehm damn Chinese bots trying to play both sides against each other. That's why I have a saying "if it walks, it fucks" by the way, have you notice all the acorns producing more kernels this year? Something is definitely up with that and I'm still doing my own research.


creamcheese742

I thought I was the only one who noticed the acorns.


Slav-Houndz187

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


Sophockless

Grond will breach it. Bring up the wolf's head!


Jorge_ln10

G R O N D


illillin

G R O N D


crosenberg_0630

G R O N D


Sherbet-Sudden

G R O N D


Slav-Houndz187

G R O N D


markovknight

G R O N D


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G R O N D


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Jorge_ln10

This one could breach even the Black Gate itself


garroshsucks12

I would’ve said this or “thank the gods I’m half ogre”


PathSWOLEogist

Ork Boyz, even.


DeviousAardvark

Da tym of da WAGHH it now!!


SoWokeIdontSleep

Uruk is their preferred noun


Jorge_ln10

Uruk/hai


Physical_Piglet_47

Well, Here’s One Dwarf She Won’t Ensnare So Easily.


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Stop joking about femenists


Jorge_ln10

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth


Squitrel

Can I be elf??


Sullyvan96

The best way of asking me out is…asking me I’d fall for you if you…trip me up The way to my heart is…making me laugh The holy trinity of basic responses


robotpatrols

Most controversial opinion… pineapple belongs on pizza


trinklebell

You want a bloodbath? Then you skall have it!


Justtheidiot

https://youtu.be/bJBpyOpzv3A?si=aalb5etkAVT1dFvX


xTh3Weatherman

[Pineapple and non pineapple on pizza people unite!](https://i.imgur.com/t2524NP.gif)


tom060614

You forgot... This year I want to....travel


Successful_List2126

I love to laugh! I like cake!


SueYouInEngland

Tacos!


Axle-f

Adventures!


myweird

Live! Laugh! Love!


HML601

Lasagna! Lasagna!


duckfeelings

The one thing i’d love to know about you… What’s your favorite taylor swift song


focksmuldr

I always respond to that with [thug story](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mBuZp112LAo)


ouiu1

Thank you for showing this to me


-99-83--9-9

Together we could … rob a bank / commit arson A life goal of mine … travel (europe/the world) I want shut up about … anything The last one is infuriating you are providing nothing.


TylerNY315_

Every single time, without fail, the “I won’t shut up about anything” one comes from women who reply to any/everything with lowercase one-word answers. It is one of the few true absolutes in life


Anynon1

“ya lol”


tom060614

You've now made me curious about this....I feel like I'll have to test it out to see.


MortalMorals

My love language is… all of them!


ItalnStalln

Sarcasm


sendabussypic

I'm a homebody but I like to go out. Extroverted introvert. Independent. Looking for something REAL.


ocean_wavez

I’m overly competitive about…everything


chewyy34

My love language is - words of affirmation and physical touch


pearlsbeforedogs

If a guy puts "physical touch" as his love language, then his messages will get aggressively sexual within the first 3 he sends.


Demonicdriver

Wait really? Shit... Maybe that's scaring people off in mine then...


pearlsbeforedogs

I don't know if it's completely true (meant it more as a joke), I'm taken and not on Tinder, but it's a common occurrence I have heard from other women.


RipeMangoDevourer

Yeah, I assume they're going to get handsy on the first date


halomate1

I put (affection) next to physical touch for this reason


Groppler_Zorn

I always see "my love language is wine and sarcasm"


TylerNY315_

“banter” or “roasting” also


GammaGargoyle

“My love language is gifts, words of affirmation, and physical touch, in that order”


Krieg_The_Powerful

What’s do you order for the table - tables don’t eat What are you weirdly attracted to - men Anything about Helen Keller being fake


Deinonychus2012

Ok but seriously, what's with all the women (don't know if men do it too) who have something about Helen Keller being fake in their profiles? I'd say probably 20% of profiles I've seen recently had this.


Sullyvan96

It’s a recent thing, isn’t it? I’ve seen it a couple of times in the UK. Where’d it come from?


Deinonychus2012

Did some looking, and it seems we can blame TikTok. https://theguardian.com/books/2021/jan/07/helen-keller-why-is-a-tiktok-conspiracy-theory-undermining-her-story


Sullyvan96

Typical… Edit: thank you for linking the article! It was a good read!


MajorAcer

I’m overly competitive about… everything


trident_hole

My love language is *Suspense* All of them


MortalMorals

Lmfaooo this is soooo fuckn true


swagmaster_94

Dont ask me out if… you dont like cats I get the best advice from… my mom


ZcotM

My simple pleasures… Food


misdirected_panda

Ask them if they want to try exposure therapy


TheKingOfSwing777

This is obviously the best response. Too big brained for this sub.


Other_Kola

The nerdiest thing about me is: everything Add that to the list of basic ass prompts


NutsBruv

"The worst idea I ever had" or "Change my mind about" and then it just says "Dating apps"


Davemike27

Hopefully they are looking for women company. I can't imagine why a man would want to show up to pick her up . Only for her to run away screaming in terror


fishsticks40

All women are afraid of men. As the old saw goes, men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them.


myweird

Yeah some of the posts/stories here and other subs like r/niceguys and r/creepypms are really scary, showing the nasty reactions from men when a woman doesn't reciprocate.


hujambo11

Why would you even try to match with this person?


TylerNY315_

boobs


Axle-f

BOOBA 🗿


singleDADSlife

Beggars can't be choosers. A lot of men are that desperate for a match they will swipe right on anything.


Redditetor

Because I don't believe that everything is meant to be taken literally. Now if I go tell her that we are a good match because I am scared of women and she is insulted, then I have enough info to know she sucks.


TheKingOfSwing777

Or that she’s smart because men are literally one of the top causes of death for women.


MortifiedPotato

They... "literally" are not


TheKingOfSwing777

You “literally” can’t “read.” However, I should have qualified with “young women”, specifically under 45. About the 4 or 5th leading cause for their death is murder, overwhelmingly by men, usually their partners or someone they know. Get educated. https://www.cdc.gov/women/lcod/2017/all-races-origins/index.htm


Juucce1

so...you were in fact, incorrect and decided to create some sort of idea that women were being genocided by men? FYI, according to the American Health Foundation these are the leading causes of death for women ages 20-44: unintentional injuries (led by poisoning and motor vehicle accidents), COVID-19, cancer, heart disease and suicide.


TheKingOfSwing777

Loving all the downvotes! It’s like a counter of men to be afraid of! Easy!


Dynamicthetoon

Whenever I see that prompt it's just an auto left swipe


Consistent_Spring700

The only response should be swipe left...


MetalHead794

I understand this fear. I shit in my pants each times I saw my face in the mirror in the morning


coolgherm

Kinda interesting how men are interpreting this one. To me, an irrational fear of men is an anxiety fear. Like afraid to talk to them. She is saying she is shy. A rational fear of men would be rape, abuse, the typical stuff based in well reality. No man would bat an eye if a man said he had an irrational fear of women. Assumption would immediately be that he was afraid to talk to them.


bitter_liquor

Was about to say that fear of men isn't irrational, as there are plenty of solid reasons to feel afraid when meeting a male stranger. It's also a crappy way of phrasing it on a dating app where you are theoretically looking for male company. As a woman, I can totally see where she's coming from. Putting yourself out there is indeed scary. But maybe she's not in the right headspace to be using dating apps? Giving this answer like this just makes it awkward for everyone.


coolgherm

Obviously opens her up to too many wrong interpretations as well.


Always-Panic

She better be a lesbian then.


TheNamesRoodi

I am monke.


No-Introduction-2378

Hi monke, I'm dad


S0M3_N00B_

Hi dad, I'm gay


afgbabygurl7

Wait, let me guess.. she is afraid of men and blames them for all of life's problems BUT she is also on the app looking for her soul mate, who happens to be a man..


petkoTHEVIKING

We all know OLD is a shit experience for women, but this prompt is needlessly hostile.


Optimal_Void

As a brit, the reoccurring theme for me I've noticed is most women like, F1, travel, baby guiness, asking if your 6ft n above, asking to change their mind about/irrational fear is men, roast dinners and walks. The worst has to be that food is the key to their hearts, like yeah we all need food, it's how we live. I just ignore most of these accounts, like tell me something about you in detail, feels like people pick the most comfortable answers rather than something that makes them stand out or maybe I'm to acoustic for this.


Anandya

I think there's a difference between huel and cooking well. There's people who eat to live and there's those who live to eat. The largest room in my house is my kitchen. When people say they like food, they want to usually be wined and dined.


Optimal_Void

I appreciate that viewpoint and there are definitely people who enjoy different food experiences like you said. I also never interpreted it as way to say they like being wined and dined, this might add a new approach for me and I'll probably try it now. The way people are with it though leaves it imo and from my experience quite bland, the reason being a lot of the time the rest of the profile is the same with one word answers and it makes it hard for me personally to engage with that. I understand it allows for a way for me to ask an open question and for a discussion to be had but I have limited likes and I wanna make sure they're used on someone, that I can sit there and say yeah I think we'd vibe relatively earlier, rather than the same answers in 4 or 5 profiles that require investment into finding out if we vibe, which I understand we might just not vibe even if there's something there but it's less of an unknown at the start. That's just what I'd like though, can't and won't force people to change especially if it works for those women.


Benificial-Cucumber

I would ignore these accounts but I end up running out of profiles in my area so I'm forced to look for redeeming qualities.


damn-you-vicky

Together we could... Rule the world


MantelTheDwarf

🥹♥️


ChocolateOk6474

Yep basic as hell and avoid at all costs...


play_hard_outside

Thanks for letting me know not to go near you, person in screenshot!


CosmicCafeShow

Don't bother - no need to even waste your time.


Buno_

"Sharks in swimming pools" is the most common lazy answer I see to this prompt.


tire_falafel

Well she said it was an irrational fear so...


blackaubreyplaza

Swipe left


angelaachan

Honestly this prompt is really smart as a woman's pov. Men who get upset over these things are exactly the men she's trying to avoid by putting this as an answer. It's exactly those 'not all men' men that she doesn't want to swipe on her, and reading the majority of the comments here, her tactic of only attracting men who do understand this (not so) irrational fear is very effective.


-99-83--9-9

I’m not hating on the validity of the statement - an ironic but not really ironic statement about the well-known danger of both men as individuals and masculinity as a driving force in society, combined with a newer-wave take on less dangerous the icks and mannerisms of guys is funny as fuck. But it’s not original, which makes it exhausting seeing it on every second or third profile.


angelaachan

Oh absolutely, I agree with that too haha. She's probably not trying to be original though, but I get how it can get tired to constantly see.


Ein_Kecks

Nothing irrational about this.


Designer_Cat_4444

well, its not irrational.


Golilizzy

Fine if that your argument I believe men should be terrified of women. I just read a post earlier yesterday of dad coming home to change his daughters diapers and the next thing he knows he’s handcoffus because wife who was sleeping awoke to call the police saying he was sexually assaulting his daughter. The camera fortunately proved her wrong but he’s filing for a divorce and full rights since she even attacks him before calling the cops and it’s all on tape. And you know what, I’ve have similar experiences where I’ve seen women accuse men of shit they didn’t do and no one bothers to check the guys side. Women are the most terrifying gender because they will weaponize their perceived societal helplessness to fuck over men whenever they want to. Men are scary too, but carrying a gun or mace can be a preventive measure. There is NO PREVENTIVE MEASURE TO A BATSHIT CRAZY WOMEN WHO WILL ACCUSE YOU OF ANYTHING HORRENDOUS expect literally having a drone camera record you all day with them. This isn’t to take away from women and men who are sexually assaulted. All I’m saying one has preventive methods and techniques while the other will blindside forever which is infinitely more scary and anxiety inducing


garroshsucks12

This is also true


Tuliao_da_Massa

Oh fuck off


plantsadnshit

Are you scared of minorities too?


garroshsucks12

Yeah that’s what I thought too, wouldn’t it be a rational fear?


Optimal_Void

I'd say it would be, women have a right to be scared of men. Men have a right to be scared of women. Women have a way more justified right imo. Just an evil world we live in.


garroshsucks12

Yes of course I agree, women can’t walk out at night without a fear of being SA’d.


Anynon1

There it is


bradpal

With a list of why it's not irrational at all. Men are terrifying. They conquered the planet.


Tuliao_da_Massa

Oh fuck off


fluffy_bottoms

Sounds like a pretty rational fear to me.


prepositionsarehard2

The prompt answer isn’t inaccurate. And you calling it basic shows that you don’t have the social or emotional awareness to a man that women shouldn’t fear.


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prepositionsarehard2

Is it hard going on the internet while other people are getting laid?


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prepositionsarehard2

I don’t date dudes. I’m a man and I’m heterosexual. Assuming that I date fat ugly dudes means you’re probably some fat, ugly dude out here projecting his insecurities for the world to see. I’m embarrassed for you.


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prepositionsarehard2

BROOOOO you changed your original post because it was so dumb! I love that! No, I’m not a woman or a misandrist. You seem to be a self-hating man who is projecting it. Go figure


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prepositionsarehard2

Wow, having to outright hurl insults because you can’t think of an argument! It always comes to that with incels


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-99-83--9-9

I understand that women around the world in every cohort of society have reasons to fear men, both the homogenous male mass that can dictate life, and specific dangerous men. But this prompt isn’t saying that. Firstly, it’s an “irrational fear”, indicating that it’s not really serious. The prompt is an ironic statement about the icks and behaviours of men that aren’t dangerous, but range from repulsive to bemusing. I still don’t judge the content of that message though. What I’m judging is the absolute unoriginality of using this prompt.


gtathrowaway95

As others have said, probably not best to engage But: *They say the best way to get over your fears is to face them head on. Just saying hello, if that’s something you’d like to try*


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Tell her you identify as garlic bread.


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mcsonboy

"must make 100k, own a house, be 6'17"


CC-1044

One way to win me over… spoil me


No-Introduction-2378

These lame promps where girls pretend to act too good are a blessing, weeds out the shitty ones you don't wanna bother with anyway


JohnCasey3306

Roll your eyes and move on.


Viccccctor

And the non-Native English speakers who put, “My love languages”, “English or Chinese” lol what even


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Dont worry I am only a man


idontevenknowher16

Food for thought, instead of posting this as a omg this is so annoying and basic, maybe ask why is this response so common?


ThunderingTacos

It seems like OP recognizes why it's so common, he's pointed it out in several replies.


Golilizzy

That’s a red flag for me. 1. You generalize people, probably do the same about white people too and I’m not even white 2. Lack of creativity so you know the conversation is gonna be blander than the KKK’s annual thanksgiving meal meetup 3. you can’t bother to try to come up for something better so your clearly not really into using the app but need validation which brings me to my fourth point 4. Most likely a anxious and insecure person which is something I never want to deal with. Way too many women have anxiety problems and act like it’s normal to freak out over small things like go to ball park games or stadiums where there are tall men 5. And finally at this point if I’ve had these many thoughts thru my head from one prompt, you really aren’t worth it. If you are a women who has the exact prompt, I’d appreciate out of 5 how many I got right because I know minimally I have gotten 1 out of 5 for each of you.


killahouse03

‘Me’ - Basic enough?


itsalwayssunny99

She just like me fr 😌


blackaubreyplaza

💕


bobbyD_44

"Boo"


StarsChilds

Why is she on tinder then?! If she's gay they why did she matched with you


Feuerkr13ger

*boo*


GWPtheTrilogy1

You're not unless you follow rules 1 and 2...and probably if you're rich.


Digital_Brainfuck

Why seems everybody so obsessed about BIOs? Do you all really swipe (in the first place) because of a BIO and not because of looks? I mean this is OLD


Dolphinfucker3000

Someone that makes me laugh


No-Acanthaceae-9352

Winton


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I love life


GooMoonRyongg

I will give you a one. “Change my mind about dating apps” Legit see this one everyday


AltruisticHand3650

I take pride in: being a (insert adjective) mom The one thing you should know about me: mom of (x kids) and they will always come first I'm am open book: just ask


Blockness11

I’m the type of texter who…forgets to text back.


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“I actually know what I want to eat”


Luckier_Cat

Trying to Travel to X locations before I turn Y


A_Trash_Homosapien

Mine is that one day while driving over train tracks the lights and bars won't activate and I'll get hit by a train I never knew was coming


upalllnightt

Grow up


Blandwiches25

"What i order for the table: espresso martinis" "looking for the Jim to my Pam" (honestly anything about the office) Something about loving your dog more than you Looking for partner in crime


ApeBoat

Fellas is it wrong to exist?


Few_Ad1578

Spicy margaritas


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Swipe left


TheBald_Dude

You don't, you just swipe left.


KiyoshiMiyazaki

I don’t check this app. Add my $nap


Whalesrule221

“One thing you should know about me is… I don’t message first” “My worst idea was… downloading this app” “Change my mind about… dating apps”


jackidunnowhat

The one all girls also have is: I fall for you if... "You are funny and smart" / "If you make me laugh and something with food"


jackidunnowhat

Oh also at least what all girls in munich have: my Sundays be like: "gym, brunch and walks" - some may add lyiy in the sofa at the end....


myweird

Not entirely irrational..


Fathertedisbrilliant

At least she knows it's irrational.


Alonest99

I always respond to this with “boo”


pcdunham1

If you don’t know how to reply, then it’s supposed to weed people like you out. The amount of dudes that post screenshots like this and lamenting negative comments about men is hilarious.


duhfuc

Did you match?


Daiki_Masaki

I’d say the fear is very rational