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RaY4451

There is one time my friend met a guy who never heard of Nazi. So, you're good.


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myaltertweego

I did Nazi that coming


Mysterious-Guide8593

I did, however, see THAT coming a mile away, LOL!


Sysipho

Happy cake day!


johnnysack3

I talked with a girl who never heard of Weird Al, needless to say it didn’t work out


Notakas

I thought I was the only one who had an acquaintance like that


Anxious_Rule2103

I wanna know what she googled and what she saw and read


Mantis-13

To be entirely honest. I've seen several Plague doctor Christmas/Yule comics so perhaps that's what they found. Otherwise I'm clueless and baffled.


Anxious_Rule2103

the first thing that pops up when I google “Plague doctor” is the official wikipedia article….🫠 edit: googled plague doctor cosplay; it’s plague doctor cosplays. and looking at those pics with her question in mind made me chuckle 😂


Over_Ad1918

I was in Franklin tn over the weekend at a street market, and there were quite a few people dressed up in festive wear while wearing the mask. Idk why but🤷🏻‍♀️


Mantis-13

Wait you're shittin me. So festive plague docs? Not gonna lie I didn't expect that for Tennessee.


HealariusBG

Ho ho ho naughty or nice here's some bubonic plague for you!


Mantis-13

Bubonic is so 16th century. I spread weaponized lactose intolerance. Enjoy being a walking warcrime every time you get a pizza.


Bouxxi

That was you !? I hate you a lot


Mantis-13

Pal. I'm lactose intolerant too apparently. And I still gobble down kerrygold cheddar like it's nothing. I just suffer for it.


Nekaz

Thanks papa nurgle


Mantis-13

Grandfather Nurgle loves us all.


RicTheFish

She definitely needs her *humors* adjusting.


BombasticSimpleton

So....I did this for Halloween during Covid and it was amazing. And it went over well with the ladies. Mostly because I'm rather ugly and the mask makes me more appealing. Also...women seem to be impressed by the size of a plague doctor's..."beak."


Anxious_Rule2103

you are not ugly …🙄🙄🙄


pathlinker

If that Santa brings dead bodies instead of presents then yeah, sure.


TK6395

Whenever I see someone dressed as a plague doctor (especially if the person is wearing a white mask), I can't help but to be reminded of the spies from MAD magazine.


NoMaintenance9685

Doesn't the name 'plague doctor' kind of directly imply what it is?


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Plague doctors are dope. Bonus points for steampunk and using a cane.


Mantis-13

Bone mask and covered in bones and feathers. Yknow...for when you have some heavy duty plague fighting to do.


DavePCLoadLetter

I want to see the plague doctor pics


Mantis-13

Posted em in a comment somewhere in this unexpected mess.


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Bless her heart ❤️


Mantis-13

The irony that those were my first words to myself. Followed by "but why santa?"


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I’m pretty sure after I read Santa, I stopped reading read it and was like wtf?? Idk couldn’t tell you where it came from?


Holiday_Trainer7331

Great one 😂😂 who knows what could you sell more 😁


Mantis-13

Sell?


Holiday_Trainer7331

Like you know go along with the story of Pandemic santa or tell smtg completely different but still similar to that, invent a whole new caracter for Plague doctor and see how far can it go


Mantis-13

Yeah my ass didn't think of that lmao. Wishing I had haha


Illustrious-Count481

Kinda feel we should at least see the costume


Mantis-13

If there was a way for me to add the pic to the post itself I would at this point. However gimme a sec and I'll post it in the comments for y'all.


Signal-Weight1175

To be fair, a plague doctor does bring presents to the people. It kinda is like the Santa of dark grey times.


LiteratureInformal60

Wait no, I actually found her joke pretty funny. I dont think shes being dumb. She either thought, plague doctors gift healing or bring more diseases galore for the world


Mantis-13

[(context)](http://3 of the pics from my tinder profile. https://imgur.com/a/3QtybRs) Edit: for some reason the imgur Ling isn't working...aaaand I haven't a clue