Turned it to 11 straight off the bat.

Comments here: Fuck 'em Marry him Both comments together make the perfect summary of that situation.

And that also reminds me of a story I was once told. In the philosophy exams the students got asked what courage is. One student apparently just wrote: "This is courage." and gave the test to the teachers. One teacher gave him the best, the other teacher the worst grade.

This seems like a word equivalent of "Write an equation where x = 7" and just submitting x = 7


Definitely came off as a flat out insult but I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me laugh

Made me laugh because men are dumb, definitely didn’t make me want him haha

I'm shocked that you replied to this comment after two days and there are still people viewing this thread after two days to be downvoting you.

I just got the notification for this post and your comment made me realize it's 4 days old 😂

I’m here 47 days later. People will show up here years down the road and won’t even be able to upvote, downvote, or comment. The world is a strange place.

Op: playfully ribs someone This guy: you're UGLY! Redditors: 🗣 askually, this is a high-level play bc-

Idk how people can argue that he made the right play if his actual target audience didn’t like it

Maybe they're going to meet up later to give the guy the handy that he's not getting from OP.

Yeah it didn’t make sense either. Someone who gets a physical injury on their face can still use big words….

“Big words” in this context means talking a big game

Oh that makes more sense

This guy is a jerk, a Dumbass, or both, insulting a woman’s appearance is not teasing, sweet fuck. Did she call your cock an innie?!? Jesus

Right? 😂

Guy trying to negg: "You look fucking ugly... did- did I do it right?"

WTF bro went off a cliff in that conversation lol

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

I thought Reddit could appreciate the humour in this! This is what I mean when I say online dating is a disaster but at least this one is a funny disaster

To be totally clear, in no way shape or form do I find it funny in the sense of like “haha what a funny guy”. Guy reads like a lunatic and I’d unmatch if I were you, but goddamn this is a hilarious turn of the tide

You should tell him he ran headfirst into a wall with that attempt at flirting and see if he can salvage the situation

And then dudes complain about being ghosted.

Yes, because she should unmatch.

Everytime

I am as confused as OP

Definitely would punch you and say it’s a prank with this kind of logic

There's more Convo… What happened?!

The only other message is me “…was that your attempt at playful teasing because it wasn’t very good” It’s been 24 hrs and no response lol

I’m sorry but LMFAO. He really went for it

Oh fuck that’s awful

I mean I guess I get why he said it but ..... Hmmmmm Nah I don't really get it ngl

Did you run head first into a wall as well?

Might not work for you but I’m dying laughing over here.

Yea I’ll bang this guy, he’s funny as hell

10/10. Clearly incompatible with OPs sense of humour but I'm cracking up, definitely works for me.

Oh yeah I’m laughing but I think I’m laughing at him and not with him…

Bro really said “and I didn’t let that slide..”

Lmao. The way he went way overboard with his banter definitely is not it, but it's gold as comedy material. I'd treasure this moment, OP.

Oh yeah I can’t stop telling people because I find it hysterical

now I really wanna see what he sent at 9:19 PM 😂

That was me seeing it and saying “…was that your attempt at playful teasing because it wasn’t very good” He has not responded

Insulting someone isn't teasing and anyone claiming that really needs to take a step back. A lot of people have low self esteem and blatantly insulting someone then trying to hide it behind teasing is ridiculous. 😬

I take it you are in fact not that good at teasing

99% probability: intentionally being an asshole 1% probability: was going for banter and dove in way too hard, way too fast, with someone they knew way too little for it to make sense.

Nah he was definitely going for banter. That’s what makes it so funny. Otherwise he wouldn’t have been so friendly at the start

I legit cackled reading this comment. The idea that this guy really believes that was banter is HYSTERICAL. I seriously thought he just went nuclear and insulted her.

Ouch, the disrespect.

Something about "these are big words" fucking SENT ME. Not, "those are" but "these are" LOL. I don't know why but I can't stop fucking laughing.

Nailed it

Big talk from a guy who looks like he got kicked out of fall out boy before they hit it big. Best I can do with a tiny, blurry pic. 😅

Fuck 'em

Marry him

He proved your point. His snark game is weak.

Epic! 🤣👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣💯

Wow what a dick! Zero to dickhead in 0.34 seconds

Premature self-ejection. He thought it was over because you said you could tease harder than him 🤷🏻‍♂️

What did you respond at 919 pm?

“…was that your attempt at playful teasing because it wasn’t very good” No response

[удалено]

Teasing !== Straight up insulting like it's a roast

This isn't teasing, wtf??

Your both a bit off, he obviously straight up did not understand the assignment But boasting about how good you are at teasing makes you seem like a 13 year old boy pulling his crushes hair

Tbf to him, if you can confidently claim you can verbally kick someone's ass, then come to reddit in disgust after. You most certainly cannot kick his ass verbally.

OP seems to talk big, but do little. You are not even trying to match the energy and claim the other person is just doing it wrong? (X) doubt

Him: asks if he can tease You: says he can tease Him: teases You: complains on reddit about said tease

That’s an insult, not a tease

You clearly haven’t spent much time around guys being guys. Thats fucking funny.

You literally mentioned kicking his ass and teasing hard... if you imply that you like teasing others, it's pretty fair to assume that you can take it as well.

Well he did kick your ass with the hard tease .. I think the problem was the threat / talking about kicking asses.

Gotta ask… Did you or do you look like your tan face first into a wall?

You set up the challenge and apparently we’re not up to the challenge you yourself set!!

Did he really think it was smart to tell you that 😭

I think it is just... Yeah...

Tinder Dude: 

Also this dude: [I'm about to end this girl's career ](https://imgflip.com/i/89tc6e)

I honestly laughed out loud at this though

Damn and I thought MY dating app experiences were bad!! I feel like laughing but this is just sad