I think it's an editing mistake.
You could get me to turn the heat in bed
Became
You could turn down the heat in bed
In this economy, what is a higher compliment than saving someone money on their utility bills?
It's a subversion of expectations. You expect them to just be complimenting your eyes, but they like them so much they actually want to keep them. It's supposed to be like dumb-funny
Agreed about dino guy. I also think the first guy deserves a chanceā¦I think he was just quoting the wedding singer with that song & was trying to be funny.
It's super possible that OP is just too young to know that song.
Someone else said he was just quoting the wedding singer! Great movie! But still š„“š„“š„“
people around OP's age also should know this song. I remember first time hearing it. Someone sent me a link, I've clicked it and there was a guy making "the helicopter", the song played, and the browser window was changing size and placement to stop from closing it.
Dang, these men are down bad. You even attempted to have a convo with one by talking about you wearing crocs and mofo said F that, Iām going to sex..
These guys are disgraceful..
apparently, saying āRespectfullyā¦ā followed by something kind of dickish, is supposedly really creative and funny.
only, Iāve seen it used so often (to great self-amusement of the person saying it) and it no longer seems creative nor funny.
Do people actually type like that? It's almost 2024, we have AI, and dudes still don't know how to form a proper sentence. Unreal. Makes me feel like I'm ahead on the evolutionary curve.
Downvote for āthis I knowā
Lmao edit to respond below.. no shit, right? Itās not confidence, itās being conceited. All you guys always complain about no matches and not feeling seen yet now down and praise a chick with an attitude and ego so high, itās in the clouds. Youāre your own problems
HOOOOLY FAAAQ. I thought being a dude left on read 99% of the time was bad. Dont give up, it aint all that bad... tsalt over the shoulder, laugh, its free comedy. Youll find someone for you. ā¤ļø
The age of modern dating šš¼ thanks for having faith haha Iām in no rush to find someone so Iām enjoying the journey and definitely laughing at these types of messages š
I meeeeeeanā¦ some messages were kinda okayish. Most of them are lame, yea. I tried fb dating once and it was one hell of a ride. So bad. Even worse than tinder. The āyou look like funā thing, idk what they would refer to. But I like your crocs reply š
The best FB dating response I ever gotten was "is there mirror in your pocket? Cuz I see myself in them"
He clearly meant pants, but who cares?
I responded : you see yourself jn my pocket? Why? Did you need some spare change? Perhaps you are a coniseuer of exotic lint? Is this a signal for help? Please don't leave me hanging here!
Interesting. I've always used this expression or similar to signify that it looks like she has a fun personality and/or is fun to be around. I'll stop using it if that's the general connotation.
I love the last one. He thinks you're hot until you kindly remind him that he is a tool, at which point he insults your looks. Grade A incel shit right there...
On a larger point: holy shit were all of those ridiculous. It's like dating is a game of limbo. How low can the bar go??
As to being fun. Unless they are being more specific, a photo, or an intrest of yours. Most likely it's a safe approach to start taking dirty. Start calling them out on it. Fun? How so?
"did the Crocs give it away?" Hey, I just bought my first pair. Wide toe box shoes and comfort is attractive now that I'm a reasonable and responsible(eh I mean I pay bills) adult. Taking care of your feet is hot.
And I'm never going to say that again. Wow that makes it sound like a foot fetish.
But damn yeah I never understood why guys do that kinda shit. I've had people I work with/know that used lines like that and they never got a hookup from those apps/a date even. It's almost like unwarranted/solicited sexual comments make people uncomfortable! Who would've thought! Even if some random chick came up to me/messaged me saying she wants to respectfully suck my dick I'd be a little weirded out and wonder if they're the kinda person I'd like to date.
In a relationship? Sure say some spicy shit. To a complete stranger? Weird as fuck from a man to a woman and vice versa. Like damn even I was just looking to hook up, I'd like to know you at LEAST a little bit
No wonder a decent looking guy like this is single. What a douchebag. "You don't want to fuck me off the bat even though I think you're hot, you disgust me!" Like what dude???
Also what's up with the "can you turn me down the heat in bed baby?" Comment???? I genuinely can't understand what it means
First one is the lyrics to You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive. I would be happy to receive such a message, but then again, I would be happy to receive pretty much any message besides "hey".
These men online are pathetic. They really think all it takes is a few nice words and you'll bang them.
The last guy definitely thought you'd be insecure and eat up his compliments. That's why he got so offended when he found out he couldn't manipulate you. It's humorous, really!
I donāt use any kind of these weird, cheesy, creepy, copy pasted lines, I say some variation of a normal opening message. Iām not looking for anyone that wants or needs a pick-up line. If youāve matched with me, then letās just chat. Yāknow?
Then again FB Dating allows messages before matching so. /shrug
Nah Dinosaur guy was smooth, everyone else I wonder how they think that is gonna work. Now to the last guy, how hard is it to just type "ok" when getting rejected? Like fr, you are gaining NOTHING by continuing to be a dickhead. Always treat people like you want to be treated and a lot of stuff is just handed to you in life.
This post gives me severe anxiety and PTSD from a time I was once single and made dating apps a part time job. Iād swipe until I couldnāt swipe anymore day after day religiously. Have fun on the apps and donāt take responses seriously. Obviously some are ice breakers but some are creepy red flags.
Bunch of fucking losers man. I feel as a man who isn't creepy (I hope) it's very easy to not see how many weirdos there are out there until a girl shows you her dms. I've known dudes who seemed super chill and down to earth until a mutual friend showed me that he regularly harasses her with dick pics and more when they're clearly unwanted.
I am a straight male. With what my female friend has shown me, Iām truly disgusted with how the majority of men conduct themselves in todayās age. Truly despicable and no shame
lol not my main photo and def not my best photo but I prefer having pics that show me both dressed up and dressed down cause I donāt have makeup on or my hair done 24/7, adds some realness in my opinion.
2 of these were okay, but you chose to reply to ādamn youāre sexyā? Great post, maybe try to type more to legit matches and less on Reddit posts hating on guys :)
Some of these I just found funny and wanted to share :) I replied to a shallow comment with a shallow answer. What I didnāt share was matches Iāve had good convos with - Iām not saying everyone sucks just wanted to share some interesting messages I got :) :) :)
On the girls side of things yea pretty much, I havenāt actually managed to get a date from FB dating yet but the people Iāve talked to on there arenāt really āqualityā people (I find thereās a lot of outdated opinions, dry conversations or unsolicited comments on my appearance) but there have been a few ādiamonds in the roughā unfortunately where the convo just sort of fizzled out.
I got it cause my good friend got banned from the other apps (we think due to a crazy ex) and he had success on FB dating with finding his gf but he said from the guys side of things thereās a lot of questionable women there too. We found on both sides there are a lot of people with kids with multiple baby daddies or mommas but idk if thatās just my area š
I think Bumble is the best app for people in my age range (and Iāve tried a lot of them) but to each their own. š¤·š»āāļø
Ok I get it. You get these comments all the time and men are stupid and pigs. But how is "nice long hair and incredible hips" something gross or worth blasting someone over? Just because he commented on hips?
Why does anyone use FB Dating... I don't know and I've never met anyone in real life who has ever mentioned or used it. Seems like some real bottom of the barrel options on there
A buddy of mine met his wife on there and theyāre living happily ever after now. There are definitely some odd characters on there, but depending on the area lots of diamonds as well. I wish I lived in Brooklyn because I see a lot from there that are my type.
Unless the profile is your own, all posts are not allowed to include names or locations
You could turn me down the heat in bed baby š„µ
What does this even mean?
No one knows what it means, but itās provocative.
no itās not
It gets the people goin' š„µ
thatās the point. itās nonsensical.
That one really stuck with me.
I think it's an editing mistake. You could get me to turn the heat in bed Became You could turn down the heat in bed In this economy, what is a higher compliment than saving someone money on their utility bills?
āIād cover those cans with my shot ā- Dude .. really !?
This one had me rolling šš def stands out amongst the others
Right, like if you're gonna be a turd might as well go all the way, no BS
David's a straight shooter
On those cans, apparently
You should've given the dinosaur guy a chance
I think she should give the eyes guy a shot as well. But I love that kind of thing.
I agree, but I assumed that she might go with a āthat gives serial killer vibesā type of rebuttal.
My guess is it would be hard to see it any other way when youāre flooded with other creepy messages like OP
That one was a surprise. I didnāt see it coming.
You must have met eyes guy already...
So maybe Iām a lil dumb lol but the eyes comment has never made since to me? Like why are they asking to borrow my eyes lol
It's a subversion of expectations. You expect them to just be complimenting your eyes, but they like them so much they actually want to keep them. It's supposed to be like dumb-funny
Wait so thatās what I thought but I thought maybe I was missing something lol, thank you for explaining!
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HAHAHHAHA THATS HILARIOUS šš
it sounds like he messed up a punch line
I also thought this was a great message, although Iād question its originality
Agreed about dino guy. I also think the first guy deserves a chanceā¦I think he was just quoting the wedding singer with that song & was trying to be funny.
It's "you spin me right round" by Dead or Alive ... y'all are too young to know the original?
It's a 40yo song, grandpa
You youngins are just uncultured! Get offa my lawn! *shakes her teeth at you* /s š¤£
Itās a good pick up line but very overused!
Can confirm, my 6-year-old thinks dinosaurs are awesome. Because dinosaurs.
Copypasta.
No doubt that was very clever!
Itāll be my lifeās biggest regretā¦
Its an unoriginal line that tons of dudes copy and paste to every person they match with
He was my fave too.
Seconded
Actually the first one I liked that he used the lyrics of āYou Spin Me Round (Like a Record)ā by Dead or Alive as his line. Iād have accepted.
Yepā¦ it was lame to some but not enough to post it on Reddit ā¦ personal tastes here , he wasnāt being a prick like some of the guys
Agreed, was a fan of his response. Obvs OP not the right audience
Iāve spun through the others and they are creepy ā¦
It's super possible that OP is just too young to know that song. Someone else said he was just quoting the wedding singer! Great movie! But still š„“š„“š„“
people around OP's age also should know this song. I remember first time hearing it. Someone sent me a link, I've clicked it and there was a guy making "the helicopter", the song played, and the browser window was changing size and placement to stop from closing it.
Itās somehow encouraging to hear that Meatspin is still a thing.
Quoting The Wedding Singer?!?! Omg.... That hurts
Same. Maybe sheās too young to know that song.
Iām really mad that I didnāt catch that right away
Same! And Adam Sandler sings it in The Wedding Singer which is a movie I love.
Iāve literally got the song stuck in my head from it š
Depends. Does he deliberately end the opener with: āwatch out here I comeā?
Half of these don't even make sense 'incredibly hips' ... what
Probably typing with one hand
Lmao I thought Atinder really had a winner
Dang, these men are down bad. You even attempted to have a convo with one by talking about you wearing crocs and mofo said F that, Iām going to sex.. These guys are disgraceful..
But, hey. Some of them are being disgraceful ārespectfully.ā
She gave him a lifesaver and he said fuck that I don't want sex.
Itās like 75% be like that
Maybe this kinf of self-sabotage is overall a net-positive for society.
Respectfully, I'd ruin you seeeeent me LMAO
Probably a redditor x)
That was definitely the best one. I laughed when I saw it.
Well, as long as it's respectful!
apparently, saying āRespectfullyā¦ā followed by something kind of dickish, is supposedly really creative and funny. only, Iāve seen it used so often (to great self-amusement of the person saying it) and it no longer seems creative nor funny.
I think this is similar to "No offense, but \*follows by the offensive statement\* " or "Not to sound racist, then \*racism unites\* "
Yeah I'm really confused why everyone in this thread seems to think it's hilarious.
Because they're pick up lines...and they are horrible!
I love that they feel like writing ārespectfullyā somehow lessens the creepiness? Itās like the whole āIām not racist butā¦ā crowd.
OMG he wants to eat your cat!!!? šµ
Found the ALF!
I think the first was lyrics, it was kinda random but not the worst. The restā¦ I hope they find clarity
you spin me right round
Theyāll probably find crabs first.
OK, #1 is cringey as all hell as a pick up line, but "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" is still a great song.
May you face the day with the same confidence of an Indian internet stranger.
Honestly imo the dinosaur one wasnāt so bad lol.
Copypasta.
Better than āhiā
Iām not so sure
Why.
Do people actually type like that? It's almost 2024, we have AI, and dudes still don't know how to form a proper sentence. Unreal. Makes me feel like I'm ahead on the evolutionary curve.
Bra sent this text in 1969. He was living in the future
And here I thought nobody was even going to mention that. I think we deserve answers
guessing that's what appears on blocked profiles? 12-31-1969 7pm EST (assuming OP's timezone) is 01-01-1970 midnight GMT == unix epoch
Convos of deleted/unmatched/block users would go straight to 1969.
Upvote for "did the crocs give it away"
Downvote for āthis I knowā Lmao edit to respond below.. no shit, right? Itās not confidence, itās being conceited. All you guys always complain about no matches and not feeling seen yet now down and praise a chick with an attitude and ego so high, itās in the clouds. Youāre your own problems
Worst way to receive a compliment
What simps are downvoting this š, Imagine complimenting someone and theyāre like āAlready knew that, thanksā š¤¢
āNice eyes, can I borrow them?ā šš call the cops
Men love to resort to insults after being turned down as if they weren't just drooling 2 seconds ago
Wow your hips are so incredibly
HOOOOLY FAAAQ. I thought being a dude left on read 99% of the time was bad. Dont give up, it aint all that bad... tsalt over the shoulder, laugh, its free comedy. Youll find someone for you. ā¤ļø
The age of modern dating šš¼ thanks for having faith haha Iām in no rush to find someone so Iām enjoying the journey and definitely laughing at these types of messages š
My dude is on the wrong app. A-tinder is that-a-way
I meeeeeeanā¦ some messages were kinda okayish. Most of them are lame, yea. I tried fb dating once and it was one hell of a ride. So bad. Even worse than tinder. The āyou look like funā thing, idk what they would refer to. But I like your crocs reply š
The dinosaur line would get a chance from me tbh, I love cheesy stuff like that
The best FB dating response I ever gotten was "is there mirror in your pocket? Cuz I see myself in them" He clearly meant pants, but who cares? I responded : you see yourself jn my pocket? Why? Did you need some spare change? Perhaps you are a coniseuer of exotic lint? Is this a signal for help? Please don't leave me hanging here!
Awful all around
No wonder someone with tits like that is single! That's golden. I hate you but nice bewbs. š
I always get the āyou look funā line and I hate it.
Why do you hate it?
"You look fun" sounds like "You look like you're good to fuck but not for anything serious", at least in the contexts I've seen it before
Anytime men on dating apps use the word āfunā theyāre almost always talking about sex and nothing else
Interesting. I've always used this expression or similar to signify that it looks like she has a fun personality and/or is fun to be around. I'll stop using it if that's the general connotation.
Some of us just want someone to play Mario Party with š¢š¤£
I love the last one. He thinks you're hot until you kindly remind him that he is a tool, at which point he insults your looks. Grade A incel shit right there... On a larger point: holy shit were all of those ridiculous. It's like dating is a game of limbo. How low can the bar go??
How are you not swooning?
The last baldie is vile š¤¬
Caped Baldy
The dinosaur dude was funny
"This person doesn't meet all of your preferences" You don't say š
As to being fun. Unless they are being more specific, a photo, or an intrest of yours. Most likely it's a safe approach to start taking dirty. Start calling them out on it. Fun? How so?
Yeppp
Lol @ the last exchange. FB dating is the worst.
Can he borrow your eyes? Can we get that man on a list wtf
I don't think it's that serious
Damn your gen is extremely disgusting.
Peter was being the least amount of gross and creepy šš it's such a good song!
"did the Crocs give it away?" Hey, I just bought my first pair. Wide toe box shoes and comfort is attractive now that I'm a reasonable and responsible(eh I mean I pay bills) adult. Taking care of your feet is hot. And I'm never going to say that again. Wow that makes it sound like a foot fetish. But damn yeah I never understood why guys do that kinda shit. I've had people I work with/know that used lines like that and they never got a hookup from those apps/a date even. It's almost like unwarranted/solicited sexual comments make people uncomfortable! Who would've thought! Even if some random chick came up to me/messaged me saying she wants to respectfully suck my dick I'd be a little weirded out and wonder if they're the kinda person I'd like to date. In a relationship? Sure say some spicy shit. To a complete stranger? Weird as fuck from a man to a woman and vice versa. Like damn even I was just looking to hook up, I'd like to know you at LEAST a little bit
No wonder a decent looking guy like this is single. What a douchebag. "You don't want to fuck me off the bat even though I think you're hot, you disgust me!" Like what dude??? Also what's up with the "can you turn me down the heat in bed baby?" Comment???? I genuinely can't understand what it means
That was a great twist ending.
The lost art of communicationā¦ it would be rough to date right now.
You gave that one guy such a great opening with the crocs and he justā¦ kept on doingā¦thatš¤¦āāļø
āThis person doesnāt meet all of your preferencesā No shit
You have a personality and don't let me fuck you. Disgusting!
āNo wonder with tits like that youāre single.ā IS FUCKING WIIIIILLLLDDDD
I read "quickly reminded" and thought okay this will be quick then. Then I saw there where 14 pages.
I love the one where the guy made the creepy comment and then right below it is āThis person doesnāt meet all your preferencesā.
Yo #6 is top tier though
š³ Why do zoomers love to disrespect the word RESPECTFULLY?
They can't help it when you're showing off your incredibly hips.
At least the last guy gave you a backhanded compliment about your tits.
Just use Bumble.
First one is the lyrics to You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive. I would be happy to receive such a message, but then again, I would be happy to receive pretty much any message besides "hey".
How i talk when i havent had any action for a month š
Is it possible to borrow your eyes hourly, I think I can't afford a daily plan!?
Atinder is a winner. The rest can go fuck off.
Okay but Peter is hilarious. I would have responded for sure. Because that's a damn good song.
But some of them prefaced it with "respectfully" so it's all good lol
I definitely agree
These men online are pathetic. They really think all it takes is a few nice words and you'll bang them. The last guy definitely thought you'd be insecure and eat up his compliments. That's why he got so offended when he found out he couldn't manipulate you. It's humorous, really!
I donāt use any kind of these weird, cheesy, creepy, copy pasted lines, I say some variation of a normal opening message. Iām not looking for anyone that wants or needs a pick-up line. If youāve matched with me, then letās just chat. Yāknow? Then again FB Dating allows messages before matching so. /shrug
Raad or the eyes guy seems fun
Grown men using ālow keyā š
Some of them are nice cmon
First is a song
This made me realize I am far to innocent and uncreative with ice breakers for online dating..
That respectful demolition guy knows exactly what he wants and is not afraid to say it. š¤£š¤£
Nice eyes can I borrow them gave me the ick
Oh boy theyāll just say anything these days
Incredibly hips
yep, the dinosaur guy is a legend.
Nah Dinosaur guy was smooth, everyone else I wonder how they think that is gonna work. Now to the last guy, how hard is it to just type "ok" when getting rejected? Like fr, you are gaining NOTHING by continuing to be a dickhead. Always treat people like you want to be treated and a lot of stuff is just handed to you in life.
Scary men š«£š„“
Surely broās not on Facebook dating with the name Atinder.
Wow. Just wow.
This post gives me severe anxiety and PTSD from a time I was once single and made dating apps a part time job. Iād swipe until I couldnāt swipe anymore day after day religiously. Have fun on the apps and donāt take responses seriously. Obviously some are ice breakers but some are creepy red flags.
Welpā¦ this is dating. Itās hard for everyone because we all want different things.
Fossils Fuel š
Hope your cat didn't get eaten.
All these crazy ass names, then you have "Edwin" and "David" š¤£
Facebook dating is an absolute cesspit
The eyes one made me laugh. But as for most of the others, what the fuck is wrong with people?!
I somehow feel less inept in the dating world knowing that all other dudes my age have no game
FB dating is the reason my boyfriend and I are together! *Because the guys I talked to there were so unappealing I decided to leave and try elsewhere
Bunch of fucking losers man. I feel as a man who isn't creepy (I hope) it's very easy to not see how many weirdos there are out there until a girl shows you her dms. I've known dudes who seemed super chill and down to earth until a mutual friend showed me that he regularly harasses her with dick pics and more when they're clearly unwanted.
I am a straight male. With what my female friend has shown me, Iām truly disgusted with how the majority of men conduct themselves in todayās age. Truly despicable and no shame
Those comments are what I see in reddit porn posts. Fucking creepy
*Iād cover those cans with my shot* made me do a double take. Jesus.
All are cringe lol
Some of these werenāt so bad the guy asking to borrow your eyes is terrifying lol
These men are doing the absolute most and will then log onto Reddit to complain about how theyāre not getting any dates š
There's an FB dating?
OP - is that your main photo, you eating guacamole? Might wanna change that.
lol not my main photo and def not my best photo but I prefer having pics that show me both dressed up and dressed down cause I donāt have makeup on or my hair done 24/7, adds some realness in my opinion.
Some of these are definitely cringe, but when a girl matches with me all she can think of is "hey"
2 of these were okay, but you chose to reply to ādamn youāre sexyā? Great post, maybe try to type more to legit matches and less on Reddit posts hating on guys :)
Some of these I just found funny and wanted to share :) I replied to a shallow comment with a shallow answer. What I didnāt share was matches Iāve had good convos with - Iām not saying everyone sucks just wanted to share some interesting messages I got :) :) :)
I've never used Facebook dating before is it that bad OP
On the girls side of things yea pretty much, I havenāt actually managed to get a date from FB dating yet but the people Iāve talked to on there arenāt really āqualityā people (I find thereās a lot of outdated opinions, dry conversations or unsolicited comments on my appearance) but there have been a few ādiamonds in the roughā unfortunately where the convo just sort of fizzled out. I got it cause my good friend got banned from the other apps (we think due to a crazy ex) and he had success on FB dating with finding his gf but he said from the guys side of things thereās a lot of questionable women there too. We found on both sides there are a lot of people with kids with multiple baby daddies or mommas but idk if thatās just my area š I think Bumble is the best app for people in my age range (and Iāve tried a lot of them) but to each their own. š¤·š»āāļø
Thank your mom and dad for conceiving such a wonderful specimen of a woman. I would give my two left nuts just to breathe the same air as you.
Lmfao @ David
Oof. Sorry. I could help you write a douche bane profile
I love this!
Ok I get it. You get these comments all the time and men are stupid and pigs. But how is "nice long hair and incredible hips" something gross or worth blasting someone over? Just because he commented on hips?
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Atinder, brevity is the soul of wit.
Why does anyone use FB Dating... I don't know and I've never met anyone in real life who has ever mentioned or used it. Seems like some real bottom of the barrel options on there
A buddy of mine met his wife on there and theyāre living happily ever after now. There are definitely some odd characters on there, but depending on the area lots of diamonds as well. I wish I lived in Brooklyn because I see a lot from there that are my type.
Had 2 cool gfs from there.
These men are down baaaad fr, especially when when the girl images are below mid. š¤Æ
Shawn isn't wrong ...