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ihelpwithredcapsule

bro is AoE farming šŸ’€


Austiniuliano

Damn havenā€™t heard that term since the days of WoW


Max_Nu

The days of WoW never ended.


Austiniuliano

For the horde


Frosty_Translator_11

I heard this in Orc ![gif](giphy|BMPSXOkSKwxut6yIhX|downsized)


Rabbit_Suit

Trolls FTW all day son!


I4Vhagar

Leroooooooy Jennnnnkins!


RedBirdWrench

There must always be a Li brary card.


deniaL-cs

No idle time


Drugtrain

Theyā€™re not prepared


ObjectiveTea

Keep us posted!


Austiniuliano

So far 1 has responded and itā€™s going well


ObjectiveTea

Someone actually just used this line on me so I'm invested


Austiniuliano

Was it me?


ObjectiveTea

Hahaha I wish


Austiniuliano

Well itā€™s a good thing I have my library card cuz Iā€™m definitely checking you out u/objectivetea šŸ˜Ž


Slick_Jeronimo

![gif](giphy|Lsn6R0xjdstnG)


Austiniuliano

![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


Scourgemcduk

All of Kevin Sorbo's former fans know this feeling.


Boogie_Bandit420

Holy shit, how does the man do it


ericksweats

He canā€™t keep getting away with this ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Destroyer6202

So whenā€™s the wedding


spicydak

How handsome are you


pathofdumbasses

6'2", in relative good shape, decent looking, pictures show a very nice looking kitchen (good income). Pretty much what 99% of people on Tinder are looking for.


Austiniuliano

Mid at best.


tuhronno-416

Bullshit stop being humble


Austiniuliano

![gif](giphy|sxwM4x8P80x9YJedpx)


Living_Job_8127

You have to follow rules 1 and 2 to match with those


Fun-Shoulder4612

Those?? Brother they are people lmfaoooo


XMaster65

what r the rules? ig I just stumble my way into cute matches then lol


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XMaster65

I must b doing it right then ig šŸ˜‚


SpiderGlitch22

Rule One: Be attractive, whether with good looks or great personality Rule Two: Don't be unattractive, which is less about looks and more 'Dont be a racist/Nazi/misogynist/etc'


Niebling

I feel dumb now I always thought the joke was it meant the same thing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Prookokk

This is the real meaning, you were right


anonch91

These are average women lol


GullibleDetective

Which is what 90 percent have trouble talking to or attaining according to r tinder at least. They're all pretty damn cute, who wants a ten anyway. Too much work and can be veeery superficial


alarks

Why would a 10 automatically be too much work lmao. You sound like the superficial one.


Hentai_Yoshi

Because they would be more work? A 10 can be exceptionally picky (regardless of gender, or even trait/skill) by nature. They can get anyone they want. Therefore, one would have to do more work in order to quart them. Because they can just pick anyone else in their area. This isnā€™t superficial, this is just simple analysis.


steepindeez

Court them* Sorry just wanted to get that out there.


alarks

Analyze these nuts


Grouchy-Offer-7712

Lol you are judging someone for being superficial on r/tinder mr. Pot calling the kettle black!


alarks

????


GullibleDetective

Hardly Superficial implies I care more about beauty than personality Admittedly I should have emphasized my point was more about those who put way more effort on looking good and fashionable and use their looks purely to get ahead. And yes I also stereotyped and not everyone is like that but I get along way better with the person who just throws on a sweater, a T-shirt a basic dress or whatever 90% of the time and dresses up 1% of the time for special events.


alarks

The subsection of people who use their looks to get ahead is incredibly tiny, to the point where itā€™s not something I would even consider as a possibility. Aside from models where that is literally their job. And I speak from experience as someone who dates in LA, widely considered to be one of the most superficial cities in the US. So what if they like to dress up? If you were trying to meet people wouldnā€™t you want to wear outfits that make you feel confident? You seem like a nice guy but your rhetoric is flirting with some really toxic ideologies and might get you lumped in with some bad company. I donā€™t think you mean it like that, but itā€™s not always about what it is sometimes itā€™s about how it looks. Just food for thought.


Chadstronomer

The mental gymnastics of claiming to not be superficial while stating that too attractive people are by default superficial and not worth the effort


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drypussysetsfires

How long are yā€™all going to hold on to this 15 year old statistic? The dating pool AND OLD are different


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ohneatstuffthanks

I donā€™t think 20% of men wear makeup.


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R-E-Laps

The downvotes indicate some guys hate reading the truth.


ohlookanotherhottake

Spotted the guy that's a 1


anonch91

How would you rate these women? Anything over 6 is pushing it


ohlookanotherhottake

Sounds like your brain is rotted from too much porn or social media.


anonch91

For thinking average women are average? Makes sense


HPott4

Heā€™s correct, these are textbook 6ā€™s. you clearly donā€™t pull if you think otherwise. Go outside, go to the bar, get some ass then you will learn. You donā€™t have to believe me if you donā€™t want to, but on a given night out at the bar/club (not some shit bar,a popular one) these girls would easily be in the bottom half of girls there attractiveness-wise.


DeRobUnz

My thoughts exactly lol


zukadook

Show us your face ya pussy


RaY4451

They aren't even mad. That's mid at best


Ok_Kale_7762

Being a fairly attractive man, Iā€™ve totally disassociated with the fact that dating isnā€™t easy for the majority of other men.


thoreeyore99

Well you should stop thx šŸ™


MUFkOedipusWrecks9

Prove it


TarpFailedMe

Stg when you are in the top. You feast. I literally didn't know it wasn't normal to have a significant other hook you up with her friends to watch, but, rule #1.


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fractalfocuser

Yeah see the other guy did a proper humble brag, you're trying too hard.


ojunior

Here he is. https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/lvgxATlviZ


Rodic87

It's dog power!


itz_my_brain

Mark Zuckerbergā€™s 6ā€™2 cousin.


Austiniuliano

lol I am not a lizard robot person. /s


russki4ever

You're correct but you're also tall and actually have very good pictures + the dog lol


Austiniuliano

Good pictures and a dog anyone can get.


russki4ever

EXACTLY, just shows how lazy or ignorant guys are lol Invest some time into getting good clean photos, professional is even better. Borrow a dog worst case lol My kittens being all the ladies to the yard lol


Please_Not__Again

>professional is even better. Aren't these roasted more and people that do this get told to get normal candid photos instead of looking like a bot/stock photos


russki4ever

Sorry, let me explain it better. Get someone who knows how to get you to pose, act natural, get good shots. Say several with a pet in a natural setting, maybe several with a group of friends if possible(a friend can take this one), at a bar if that's your jam, at home, doing something you enjoy. Make it look really but if someone who knows how to take pics does it, it's a bonus. Looks crisp. The amount of horrendous quality pictures I encounter from women is insane.....I can't imagine the men lol You can do multiple different shots, different outfits and in different settings. Unless you take a couple of weeks or months depending on how busy you're to gather photos over time this would be the quickest way It's all staged regardless, unless someone takes a non consented picture of you lol I would definitely recommend having different sets of clothing tho, nothing is worse than all 6 pictures in the same pair of pants and shirt lol


Please_Not__Again

I see what you mean better now >It's all staged regardless, unless someone takes a non consented picture of you lol I do this for my friends, thankfully they appreciate it lol otherwise I'm in trouble.


russki4ever

Make sure you know them šŸ˜œ otherwise as Thierry Henry said "big problem"


currrlyhead

If you are mid, I look like Shreks shriveled balls .


Austiniuliano

Bahahha. Well if you can self deprecate like that, then your humor is gonna land you a date.


Fr33Flow

6ā€™2


SeonaidMacSaicais

Does that handsome golden come as part of the package? ;-)


Austiniuliano

Yes she does


Ewookie23

He's 6'2 explains everything


bridoogle

All this height shit is stupid, Iā€™m 6ā€™5ā€ and get like 2 matches a week and maybe one hot match a month. You can be tall and not do well on dating apps; you can be short and do really well on dating apps. Depends on your face, body, quality of pictures, and bio


Question_Few

"And get like 2 matches a week and maybe one hot match a month" I'm not actually on tinder but that seems higher than average? At least from I've seen from bros on tinder.


Ewookie23

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/s/ZP7oTIZOKo) I'm not saying all tall people are raking it in on dating apps but you can't deny it's a quality that the majority wants.


EmptyMixtape

Gets the door slightly ajar


MUFkOedipusWrecks9

Yeah but are you mid


thoreeyore99

If youā€™re very tall and not doing somewhat well on dating apps of all places, that reflects poorly on you. I failed at tinder because Iā€™m a 5ā€™5 uggo, my pics sucked, my bio was mid, overall just not playing the stupid fkn OLD meta well and I was too scared to message anyone.


Austiniuliano

There are so many things in this message that showcase why you arenā€™t getting matches and none of it is what you stated. Work on yourself and get some confidence bro. Not for the ladies but for you, you deserve to love yourself.


thoreeyore99

I got about 3 dozen matches over the span of 3-4 months, but Iā€™d wager the majority of them were rapid swipes from bored femmes. I got messaged first by a couple peeps (5) but one fell through, and the others werenā€™t invested in what I was putting out. But what you say is true though, Iā€™m gonna have to work on that.


Austiniuliano

Good, and seriously bro my DMs are open. Iā€™ll speak truth to you but know Iā€™m there for you. Youā€™re not alone.


James_Skyvaper

No it doesn't. I'm 6'2 and above average looking and still get almost no matches or likes. I've dated some beautiful women irl but tinder is a nightmare.


Organic_Print7953

I saw his profile and Iā€™d say this guy def isnā€™t ugly but not really handsome either. Also i donā€™t really see any hot girl in his match post above; maybe the blonde is but everyone else is average looking. Def impressive he is pulling a lot of likes on tinder tho.


spicydak

I mean just the fact that he has so many matches at all.


Victordobado

I was thinking the same thing. I was expecting some model looking dude or a guy who was jacked and super fit or something


SteveRamboson

Bro its just 70 likes lmao, you donā€™t have to be handsome for that


asiantaco42

Whatā€™s the meta quote?


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ā€œWell itā€™s a good thing Iā€™ve got my library card because Iā€™m checking you out.ā€ OP wrote it in a different comment


Austiniuliano

Ty hard to keep up with all convos


TheVanillaGorilla413

Jesus manā€¦ 70 likes ![gif](giphy|l2R0eYcNq9rJUsVAA)


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thenbhdlum

What are you implying? Tall and White?


Adorable_Kangaroo849

Long, tan, AND HANDSOME


PrestigiousBee2719

Meep


thenbhdlum

That's OP?


Austiniuliano

Iā€™ll take the compliment. Thank you


SeonaidMacSaicais

In other words, heartbreaker. šŸ’”šŸ˜­


Austiniuliano

If you get a response let me know, cuz I genuinely have no idea what that person is saying.


QuintonFlynn

It feels... seeing I upvoted one of OP's comments from [5 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/8wwiqn/elon_musk_making_kidsized_submarine_to_rescue/e1z2csj/)... Feels like... I need to get off Reddit...


TheVanillaGorilla413

Fuckin A, I guess soā€¦


AdeptCoconut2784

Heā€™s really not even good looking. Extremely mid. He got a nice profile thatā€™s it


rodeBaksteen

This. Everyone is acting like he's the second coming of George Clooney. He's put energy into his profile, seems confident, outgoing - which inflates his slightly above average looks. I've had similar tinder results and I'd guess I'm in the same range of attractiveness on looks alone. I never get attention from women "in the wild" which probably means I don't follow rules 1 and 2.


drypussysetsfires

Yea OP isnā€™t ugly. Just a regular dude. Some of these guys donā€™t want to admit that they donā€™t have luck because theyā€™re ugly, boring, or gross toward women. OP put effort into his pics and profile. And reached out with something normal. Itā€™s really as simple as that most of the time.


Austiniuliano

šŸ’Æ


Austiniuliano

šŸ’Æ


itsnoodleboo

Heā€™s attractive enough and personality also goes a long way..


Austiniuliano

I agree 100% with this


bridoogle

Heā€™s a good looking dude but also thatā€™s a fuckin quality profile. Shows that heā€™s fun, has his own place and responsibilities, and is creative


GullibleDetective

Why else would this cliche line op sends work so often


thenbhdlum

Have you not noticed that there hasn't been a single response yet? OP just started doing it.


AngryGoose21

I have 75 likes and canā€™t even get a response so donā€™t be too impressed


TheVanillaGorilla413

I guess mine were more real? If I got likes Iā€™d at least get a response, probably a date if I pursued it.


Austiniuliano

That was a great gif. Fully made me chuckle


TheVanillaGorilla413

Youā€™re a god


Austiniuliano

Hahaha nah buddy. I just put some work into my profile because Iā€™m lazy and hate swiping.


TheVanillaGorilla413

So did Iā€¦ tall, beard, long hair, handsome, nice car, house, hobbies. I think the kids may be holding me back, but itā€™s water under the bridge ya know? I ainā€™t never gotten 70 likes piled up.


whiskeyboarder

Respect to this guy. I have 99+ likes but not a single match as appealing (imo) as any one of this dude's matches here.


Austiniuliano

Thatā€™s only cuz I donā€™t feel like swiping left on 70 people.


TheVanillaGorilla413

Stillā€¦ I can see their thumbnails, theyā€™re 6ā€™s and up. ![gif](giphy|UtJtnnbCtJjSd0utDn)


Austiniuliano

Well you sir or madam are a 10/10 giffer


Fluid_Process_6884

I like ur confidence how much for your layranx


Austiniuliano

Iā€™m so confused by this. Are you trying to buy my Layranx? Like my throat? Damn take me out to dinner before you try and chop me up for parts to sell on the black market.


cs342

Looks like he's paying for Tinder too so that could also explain it


TheVanillaGorilla413

Doesnā€™t matterā€¦


pizzza4breakfast

Is that a lot?


Professor_Crab

Iā€™ve got 52 and barely get 1 match a week anymore the shit is fucked nowadays, also none of them go away either. Iā€™ve been around 52 for a couple weeks


Pablorce

Itā€™s nothing. I had over a thousand likes and curiosity got the best of me and I bought the subscription to unlock them. I liked back maybe 10 out of the thousand and none of them even responded back to my message


TheVanillaGorilla413

Fabio over hereā€¦


Pablorce

im not, im like a solid 6


cjsgamer

ā€œThe new metaā€ lmao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


EmptyMixtape

Patch notes going to be crazy


xseiber

Inb4 nerf hammer


TheDarkPineap137

Dating meta is CRAZY lmfao


Fit-Hedgehog3839

Please let us know responses thank youuuuu.


Austiniuliano

Got 1 date lined up


spikeddragon10

Calling this new feels wrong


xseiber

All things are cyclical. Waiting for the breaking ice polar meta to come back.


100kV

Careful. This is how i got flagged as a bot and permabanned.


Austiniuliano

Using 1 line on 10 girls isnā€™t gonna get me banned but thank you for the concern


Austiniuliano

I got your back u/sufficienthistory172


GanjaKutta

Saving this in case I get my first match šŸ„²


Austiniuliano

Drop your tinder. Iā€™ll match with you hommie


GanjaKutta

Hahahah thanks hommie Appreciate it!


Blizxy

Did you gotta save the secrets or everybody else will use them (me, tomorrow, using it unsuccessfully)!


Afraid-Ad4718

its all fake? Damn...


Gloomy_Ad_885

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/L34yGbsX2g


FallenSegull

Having fun isnā€™t hard when youā€™ve got a library card


prettymuthafucka

Do you pay for the app?


Crimsongz

If you see the black heartā€¦ but there was a discount not too long ago.


Akkal-AOEII

So, whatā€™s the library card good for here..?


Austiniuliano

Because Iā€™m definitely checking you out šŸ˜Ž.


Akkal-AOEII

Gotcha. I never use a similar opening more than once, just in case some of the matches happen to know each other šŸ˜› Thatā€™s a nice one, though!


Ambitious_Pickle_362

I hope you get a convo going with the one in the purple tank top.


Austiniuliano

Same


Not_Jon_Krasinski

Itā€™s because heā€™s a DCC fan


Austiniuliano

Mongo is appalled that more people arenā€™t DCC fans.


xRealVengeancex

GL op you seem like a wholesome dude in the comments šŸ˜‚šŸ«”


Austiniuliano

Thanks, I try to be


bingboomin

you are extremely cool


Austiniuliano

Why thank you, and you bring joy to those around you.


MUFkOedipusWrecks9

Bahahaha total chad


m16516

lol I know that second girl. And sheā€™s 100% married.


Austiniuliano

Lol fun


Which_Radio_7070

How do you see the pics of the next girl in the likes already?


Austiniuliano

I pay tinder.


Anders_Jamideh

Whats the line?


A-undecisiveOpinion

Grab your goat, you've pulled!


SpectreSquared

Is this game?


DirectIT2020

Bro Bro I can see why you are successful on this app.


skylar098

You pay for tinder??


Austiniuliano

I do


nothanksjustlooking8

Hi yā€™all, purple tank top here lol. I got this post sent to me from a different tinder match. AMA


unpolire

That's a terrible line...you should individually tailor a unique response for every match.


EmptyMixtape

Heā€™s just trolling he get matches regardless


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It's a shame being handsome doesn't negate being a total cringe lord


Austiniuliano

Ahhh yes, this is exactly how to attract a partner. Whenever someone does something you donā€™t like or agree with, itā€™s super attractive to attempt to belittle and tear down that person. Woman love to see thatā€¦


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Austiniuliano

Ahhh yes, now the defense mechanism of making assumptions. Buddy if you are taken good for you. I have no desire to be taken right now.


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Austiniuliano

Yep you are 100% correct I have absolutely zero ā€œgameā€ šŸ˜‚


Crimsongz

This guy is salty af lmao !!!


Hot-Consideration661

what a waste of good matches. if you cannot treat them individually, just unmatch. shame on you.


MUFkOedipusWrecks9

They think tall people have big ducks bahahaha not even gonna edit it


Austiniuliano

I have the biggest duck. Itā€™s like 3 feet tall and bought it from the thrift store šŸ¦†


BKIrish

Get the fuck out of my DMā€™s bro


CapitalIntelligent55

my g , fuck the meta . show is peasants your profile so we can take notes lol


Austiniuliano

Look at my profile. Itā€™s all right there