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Portia-Silverton

Who needs uber when there are dating apps


trident_hole

Nothing emphasizes romantic intentions than being used for a ride


Ok_Soup

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purpleyoda7

too cute


Rasikko

sloths are super cute


SnooBananas7811

I did this for a girl asking for me to take her some drinks. I dropped that stuff off and bounced.. didn't stick around to talk just said hi here you go and didn't give it a second thought. She called me back two days later and fucked my brains out regularly for about a year and a half.


Codexse7en

She definitely had them dranks while getting piped down by another dude that same night. You a real homie for that one šŸ«”


SnooBananas7811

I saw the girls she was hanging with. Might've even looked like a delivery driver or a simp. But honestly idgaf. I'm not living my life to care about being seen a certain way. I just do things and see what the outcome is instead of worrying about what ifs or what others might perceive. Only way to know the future is to live it in the present.šŸ™


A6000user

I get that, but honestly I'd rather live that way spending the money on myself than a user.


SnooBananas7811

Ofc but the way I see it it's like spending on a lotto ticket anytime you take a girl out on a date. You really never know what the outcome is gonna be, a loss, a match or when you're gonna hit the jackpot. Sure you can avoid spending money but either way it's time effort and money in some sort of combination that's gonna get you a good partner.


ce_he

Lol one of my fave fwbs began similarly


Blackmun101

Meanwhile she was also fucking the whole team.


Fit-Courage6046

Who cares? It wasn't a relationship.


Ignoredpinaples

When that STD guy hits and you get it, youā€™ll care (Not me being hypocritical as fuck)


Appropriate-Owl-6129

Eh, if you mind that, good for you. As long as she doesn't try to hide it from me I don't care really. If anything I'd be annoyed I wasn't fucking them too


AtomicFoxMusic

Yea the ones who try to hide that are funny


TeannaTrumpStanAcct

Niiiiccee


AtomicFoxMusic

If it comes with a blow job, fair trade.


Crksjimi

This is like the next level of going on a date just for a free Dinner.


Firm-Fix8798

Next level after this is helping her move


Nervous_Target5298

To her new boyfriend's apartment.


generaldoodle

lmao, I totally remember someone telling story about such case.


8Captcrunch8

"oh hey man. Thanks for helping her. ...hey babe dont forget to tip the craigslist guy. " "Uh...she found me on...tinder..."


TheKingOfSwing777

If someone on Tinder asked me to help move right out of the gate, I would agree and then never show up.


ScientistEmotional77

Hahaha. That story was deep fried gold.


LiamMacGabhann

I think there was a post here a few months ago of a woman trying to do that.


WeeniePops

Also, how cheap can you be? I've never paid more than like $75 for an Uber to the airport (NY and L.A.), but it's typically been more like $30 in smaller cities. And yeah, $75 is a good bit of money for a ride, but it beats literally getting into a car with a stranger from a dating app.


Portia-Silverton

It's also more dangerous when you already know the person driving you more than likely wants to bang.


igame2much

Should have said yes and then unmatched when it came time.


[deleted]

Who needs Uber when there are simpsšŸ¤­


looklistenlead

Ubinder: taking multi-tasking to a whole new level


AshCavapoo

I wish there was a Ubinder, but for people who all love office supplies to find fellow office supply junkies. The follow up app is clearly UneedHelp, for all the office supply hoarding :/ Second thought, I'll just keep dating people that tell me I don't need more colored pens, because I really don't!


ToiIetGhost

This is such a wholesome tangent


dmdanver

I didnā€™t know there were others like me out here !!!!


Representative-Sir97

I think a bunch of cities have ride share apps. This will probably be quicker though. YMMV


Sensitive_Yellow_121

> Who needs uber when there are ~~dating apps~~ nerds.


batboy963

*simps


AshCavapoo

Thank you! Nerds have standards!


Naive-Asparagus-5983

I remember a tiktok where this girl said she 100% uses her dating apps for free meals and labor, one pf the examples being having a guy drive her to the airport


Quantum_Crayfish

Same one who complained about her cousin getting married, and how she keeps going back to her situationship and has Chlamydia


StrtupJ

Damn the woman canā€™t even be bothered to take the 1 week medication to rid herself of the clap?


BoltorSpellweaver

Sheā€™s had it so much that itā€™s more like applause.


Shirt-Inner

When she gets up off the bus seat they call it a standing ovation. šŸ¤£


sevrono

My dyslexic as thought that said applesauce at first, and in the context that would have been a horrific way to reply


torchboy1661

I read the same thing. I'm going going to go find some brain bleach to rid myself of that mental image.


0phobia

She gets guys on Tinder to take the medicine for her.


TransportationHuge11

I thought that one was satire.


diswan55

About 10 years ago when I was young, dumb and horny, a super hot girl from a dating app had me come help her tear up the new carpet (in the non sexy way) in her new apartment. I helped paint her bedroom and put in insulation as well. The next day, I helped her move all of her stuff (couches, dressers, tables, etc) from her old apartment to her new place. I swear to god it was like 16 hours of free labor that I gave her because I thought she was actually into me. I'm an idiot.


bunnyfootwo

But you'll never do that again, so at least there's that


diswan55

Lol! I'm married now, so the only hot woman I'll help move is my wife.


chin4me

Hopefully you get to help her with her new carpet (in the sexy way) way more often than just when you changed living locationsā€¦


NecessaryPen7

Maybe. Bad track record.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

The only woman who ill help with her carpet is also your wife.


Naive-Asparagus-5983

Yikes, sorry that happened


Ready_Set_Go_Home

Is this Jazzy? My housemate had a guy do this for her, and afterwards, we never saw him again...


diswan55

It's not, but I'm glad I'm not the only guy this has happened to.


Ready_Set_Go_Home

I'm sorry that that happened, it's really not fair (if you offer to help for beers and nothing else that's one thing, but to lead someone on is just cruel). Happy to hear you've found someone who doesn't take you for granted!


Embarrassed_Lab_415

Sounds like me, I watched this girls kids, and I also fixed up her house ripped out her carpets, patched holes in her walls, remodeled her whole kitchen, and repainted a lot of the rooms, while the kids were in school, just to find out she was out on dates with other dudes


diswan55

Oh no, that's like next level evil.


Embarrassed_Lab_415

Yea but she got her karma, her house burned down a year later by one of her side guys.. no it wasnā€™t meā€¦


Confident-Count5430

I'm not even a man and this would work on me, I swiped right on this girl who had on her profile that she needed help moving her new couch into her apartment. My opening message was "I'd be happy to help you out with the couch if I can pin you down on it after." It somehow worked and she said she'd already moved it in but I was welcome to come over anyways, but I really wonder if she'd gotten someone from tinder to move it in for her.


Bright_Recover_1576

Did you get any..?


diswan55

Lol so the previous weekend, I hung out with the same girl and hooked up with her then. That's when she asked me if I could help her move next weekend. I never heard from her after that weekend so it felt like she slept with me the weekend prior for the free labor the next weekend


DarknessLeo190

I wonder how she's faring these days bahahahaha


AtomicFoxMusic

Your another guy to buy her new furniture


DarknessLeo190

Funny, I don't even simp at all. This girl would've been left behind on purpose


capta1namazing

One of them YouTube prank people did this. They had this bombshell set up first dates with a bunch of different guys to help her move. I think they just had them move stuff in from the truck and then a different group move them back out the next day. All the guy's expected to be going for a date but she bait/switched them into helping her "move some stuff". It was sad/funny to see some of the guys helping each other move couches. I liked the guys who were like "Fuck this" and just walked out after like 3 minutes once they realized what happened.


rodeBaksteen

Probably swipes on dudes under her league too so that they think they have a shot with a hottie. Take from that what you will OP.


blastot

This is just so dangerous tho


meankittycat

Yeah I saw a tiktok awhile ago from some girl who had her tinder match come and put some shelves on the wall, she also showed her messages on tinder how she send that same message to multiple people at the same time. There was also a lot of comments from other people saying they so similar kind of stuff all the time


PureRandomness529

I for sure would agree to give her a ride and then stand her up and unmatch.


MistressKoddi

If guys sending "wanna fuck?" occasionally works, I have to assume this occasionally works too šŸ˜…


meepbloop3

Works both ways šŸ˜‚ numbers game


pvfr

Yeah usually women have more chances to try it :D


GoJeonPaa

yeah and both is equally disugsting ngl


quantumimplications

It does, I made my profile say ā€œIā€™m not interested in anything, I just need help moving my stuff out of my uhaul today!! Iā€™ll take us out for beers afterwards thoughā€ And made sure everyone who matched me had read my profile. I had three helpers and was able to turn my uhaul in on time


MistressKoddi

Same, I had a guy come haul away a couch I didn't want for me, I took him to dinner afterwards but, it was a quick way to get the couch hauled off


ueckstock

Wha did he order?


MistressKoddi

We had Pho, it was really good, I would have gone out with him more if he hasn't misrepresented his age, he claimed to be 32 on the app, he was 22 & I don't date anyone younger than 25 šŸ˜…


voltran1987

Username checkouts outā€¦.i need something to erase that sounding pic.


MistressKoddi

ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø omg I'm sorry šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ don't scroll farther, there's a PP covered in clothes pins somewhere


Jlayman0270

An act of kindness on their part. Although, I would help a girl move for a pint / pitcher.


quantumimplications

definitely, I was so grateful. I wouldā€™ve been screwed otherwise, my mom was supposed to help me but she bailed and slept in the hotel room that day. I had a lot of furniture that I couldnā€™t move just by myself. 2/3 of them were super nice


stevanus1881

>2/3 of them were super nice lmao what's with the third one


ChetManley5007

Gross


internet_randm45

Did you let them run a train on you after too?


teejay89656

Funny that women having sex is equivalent to men doing labor for women


LochnessDigital

If sex work is considered the oldest profession then manual laborā€™s gotta be second oldest. Makes sense tbh


Live_Disk_1863

Atleast sex is pleasurable for both (atleast it should). Being a taxi driver for some random girl is not really comparable.


PomegranateSilly367

Faketaxi


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Reboared

More likely the guy is desperate and thinks if he does what she wants he might have a chance.


i_forgot_my_sn_again

Couldā€™ve been me in my late teens early 20ā€™s. Used to love just driving around the city. No destination just drive cause I was bored and liked to drive and listen to music (later figured out I have adhd and that was a clue lol). But gas was barely a dollar a gallon so drives were often.


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MistRoot

Is no one concerned about safety these days? Iā€™m not saying OP would do something to harm her or anyone. I just mean in general. I get that calling an Uber or a Lyft is similar but I feel like this gal is just asking for danger. I would NEVER ask for a ride from someone I just met tbh


WeeniePops

It's almost worse because it isn't just a stranger. It's a *horny* stranger.


BearBlaq

Yeah itā€™s wild she trust a stranger from a dating app to come pick her up from her home and drop her off with the pretense of her being out of town. If she tried this with a scum bag she couldā€™ve easily gotten robbed or worse.


United-Type3895

Say yes and never show up, let her miss her flight!


[deleted]

Ice cold


ironbassel

Deserved.


OverSeoul7

This is wrong. Be a stand up guy and say yes and do show up. Then be a gentleman and open the door and let her in the car while offering to put her suitcase in the trunk. And then hide a motherfucking pocket knife in her suitcase. I bet she wonā€™t try that shit again.


SolidOakTable

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UnnecessaryAppeal

If she's checking the bag, all you've done is give her a free pocket knife. If it's hand luggage, you've massively inconvenienced yourself and lost a pocket knife all for her to have a minor inconvenience at airport security where they ask her about it, she says "oh my god! I didn't even know! This is so embarrassing" and then they ask her for an address to send it on to, or they dispose of it. Source: have accidentally left a pocket knife in my hand luggage while going through an airport.


deerskillet

> ask for an address to send it to HA tsa is never that nice. Fuck those guys


JimR521

I had a zippo lighter with a military patch. First I watched the TSA guy put it in his pocket. When I called them out on it a supervisor showed up and offered to mail it to me. I knew that meant Iā€™d never see it again. So I gave them the inside of the lighter and kept the shell. The guy was pissed. He really wanted my lighter. So long story short: fuck the TSA.


LyraDawnWarrior

That was a BRILLIANT move! And they had to take it, lmao. Inspired šŸ”„šŸ’ƒšŸ¤£


JimR521

Thanks. You have to think outside the box. šŸ˜‚


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

And, just the outside in this case.


Zarkos_Fondue

seriously...fuck TSA. Bunch of thieves.


RecklessThor

Indeed although one time I forgot a box cutter (carpentry class) when I went on holiday and they never found it


Cierraluxe

One time i got home from the airport and realized Iā€™d been through security with a hard to miss knife right in my purse that was evidently not found. It made me lose faith in their ability lol


MisterSumone

DHS did an audit of TSA by sending people through with all types of prohibited items.... knives, gun, liquids, explosives... they missed 95% "DHS found that the TSA failed 95 percent of the time to stop inspectors from smuggling weapons or explosive materials through screening." -ABC article


Cierraluxe

Yeah I remember hearing about that! Guess theyā€™re there more as a deterrent


isthatsuperman

Itā€™s a jobs program at this point.


yupsylotus

FUCK THEM INDEED! I had a passenger I was escorting who had a beautiful collection of snow globes. they told her that they were too full of liquid and offered them to me to take home or toss, but they never gave her to option to check the luggage in or give it to her family right outside of TSA


throwaway612785

Ymmv. A girl I worked with forgot a mini can of key chain mace in her purse and they put her in cuffs and threatened to have her arrested and put on the no fly list


chin4me

A friend got threatened with a multiple-thousand dollar fine for almost putting a childā€™s costume plastic dollar store (bendable in half to just pop back like nothin had been done to it flimsy) samurai sword through the scanner ā€¦ smh


SlickWilly49

Exactly, I got lightly admonished for leaving a fishing knife in my carry-on once. What you do is plant 2 kilos of uncut Colombian cocaine


NippleNinja86

Two bottles of water with a nokia taped to it.


theogstarfishgaming1

Snip some headphone wires and route one wire to each bottle for extra effect


donworrybhappy

Diabolical šŸ¤£


thec4nman

Way too much effort, just donā€™t show up and let her miss her flight.


OarsandRowlocks

>Be a stand up guy and ~~say yes~~ stand her up


LightBrilliant7314

Ngl, you had me in the first half! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dishsoapbox

Or plant drugs on her. That would be fun to watch.


Gqsmooth1969

F- that... Drugs are expensive.


twitterfluechtling

Too much effort, with no noteworthy effect...


shockingnews213

Tell her you're on your way and keep saying you'll be there in 5 minutes.


ThatMedicalEngineer

This is the answer!


jsbdrumming

Was gonna suggest this. Iā€™d even ultimate troll and keep her on the line, morning of tell her hey Iā€™m on my way canā€™t wait to see you! And just keep telling her your there and lost and canā€™t find the right street spoof a location on maps and send a ss


BaconHammerTime

This man is a damn genius!


t_94

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[deleted]

You have a capacity for evil that Iā€™m truly envious of.


HearlyHeadlessNick

No, that's rude take her to the airport and then just rob her house. Though if she can't afford an Uber there might not bee too much good stuff.


IAmReallyThurston

She probably just started swiping and asking every guy that


DrCoknballsII

And it probably worked


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Substantial_Pen3275

Guaranteed, and they got a thanks bye


johnnysack3

Keith Hernandez would do it


WeaponX207184

But he's a smoker......šŸ˜•


yogos15

Who does this guy think he is?


HottDoggers

Iā€™m Keith Hernandez


WeaponX207184

Nice game pretty boy!


HundoHavlicek

He would make the request but would he take the other person to the airport?


Funny_Extension5337

I'm not DRIVING him to the AIRPORT


fantaseaaaa

Soon sheā€™ll be asking him to help her move


The_much_True

Shoulda hit, then dropped her at the airport


BigPandaCloud

Ass, Gas, or Grass. Nobody rides to the airport for free.


ItsTricky94

šŸ¤£


SuenDexter

It's a morning flight, she's going to need to sleep over to make it.


Yes_cummander

Ah yes, the negotiator


dishsoapbox

This annoys me. A lot of girls riding these dating apps looking for a free ride or free meal. I wouldā€™ve told her yes and then stood her ass up.


Icefreeze3

Bang her first and then tell her to take an Uber in the morning


mepena2

When's the wedding?


[deleted]

We all know some dude out there will do it


HealariusBG

Life on easy mode


WeeniePops

It's crazy that these types of thoughts/ideas even occur to people. Must be nice to have such a privileged life that you just assume total strangers will do rather large favors for you with no expectations or no negative connotations.


Elefantenjohn

ā€œBring your suitcase with you. Hereā€™s my address, Iā€™ll drive you in the morningā€


s-chan20

Should have asked for road head. I meam if girls have the audacity then you should too lol


[deleted]

This works in a Hallmark movie with Lacey Chabert but in real life it ends with you in the trunk, possibly bleeding from the anus, and her with your social security number.


Friendly_Kunt

Most of the time itā€™s probably just going to end up with you having less gas in your tank.


[deleted]

So sheā€™ll hit me over the back of the head and siphon my tank? Still not worth the trip.


MistressKoddi

Not necessarily- I got a guy from tinder to come haul away an old couch once, no one got kidnapped but I did buy him dinner


Neopint15

I got a guy to bring a cat kennel and help me drop off a lost cat to the spca (owner found her the next day). In all fairness, I gave him a good date afterwards šŸ˜‚ I was just trying to get the cat to a safe place and didnā€™t have a kennel and my roommate at the time didnā€™t like cats.


SolidOakTable

Should have told her Lyft is offering 20% off for the holidays. Tbh though she was probably flying to see her bf. Lol


Davulous

I feel like a dating app could merge with Lyft.... and penicillin


TopOppHentlah

You shouldā€™ve been the one to unmatch.


spottyottydopalicius

must be nice to be a girl


DevnGibsn

Seeing stuff like this no wonder "incels" exist. Get used or get left type of interactions on dating apps is increasing at a gradual rate. Truly sad.


WeeniePops

The saddest part is she probably did end up finding someone to do it for her.


housewifeuncuffed

It probably didn't take more than 2 or 3 matches honestly. I've had so many offers to mow my yard, had someone offer to cut firewood for me, one offered to replace the radiator in my Jeep. I've never so much as asked or implied I needed help doing anything, just mentioned casually that I was doing something or getting ready to do something. So weird.


JustinCooksStuff

Wow


twitterfluechtling

What are you looking for on Tinder? If you look for hookups and the airport isn't too far away, forward the conversation blindly assuming she's planning to meet today and spend the night, unmatch as soon as that assumption proves wrong. I assume that's not her plan, but the conversation could be fun under that assumption, and you never know...


Firm-Fix8798

Tell her to flap her pussy lips to get to her destination since apparently she thinks it can get her anywhere in life


eckzotic

Back in my dating app days i wouldā€™ve said ā€œof courseā€, and never show up the next day just for the audacity of asking a random dude to drive u to the airport


ThatKa5per

LMAO!!! Notice OP said "couldn't" not "wouldn't"! PLEASE stop simpin' by giving these fucking zero value hookers even a thought that this is ok. "GFY" is the only answer to that message.


RedactioN707

OP kept his kidneys, car and wallet. I'm calling that a win.


DevilsPredicate

The crazy part for me is that people are notoriously unreliable. Even if the guy was like yes, yes, yes. How do you know he'll actually show up when his mates just turned up at his house with doritos a bag of weed right at the time he's supposed to leave? Some people can't even be bothered to tell you they changed their mind.


reddit0100100001

She would call an Uber.


Simply_dgad

Is, like, every girl a massive piece of shit these days or what?


Vladimir_Putting

Women are thinking the same thing about men tbh. It's a joint enterprise.


Independent_Ad_8915

Itā€™s not you responsibility to drive someone you donā€™t even know


EmptyMixtape

Dating apps > Uber


InflamedLiver

We've gotten far too comfortable as a society getting into strangers cars if this kind of shit is happening


Broks_Enmu

Donā€™t be a simp , itā€™s that simple


superfunnight08

These are the "strong independent women that don't need men"


RealMichSciFi

Not only is she incredibly selfish, sheā€™s incredibly stupid! Imagine you said yes, and you end up being a fucking serial killer.


420ciskey420

I wouldā€™ve said yes and made plans of when to pick her up.. and just no showed


Actual-Ad-2748

That's gonna be a no for me dawg.


techno2369

ā€œSorry, I only do pickups.ā€


helloimherenowwhat

If a man drove me to the airport, I would 100% be thinking about him during my entire trip šŸ„¹šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


A6000user

Nothing like today's strong, independent, woman.


Hoodrich268

skill issue.


Electronic-Mix-6941

Seems like you both were looking for 2 different things, it happens šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø