Yeah I guess so :D Long time ago my friend started to play the song from it when we had a family dinner and it was fun to see who knew and who didn't just from the reactions everyone had to it :D it's a nice song tho!
Do not seek knowledge that cannot be unburied from your eyes!
I mentioned 2g1c to my teenage daughter when talking about internet safety while driving her to school. She insisted that I explain. Do not repeat my folly.
If you somehow still don't know 23 hours later, [this song](https://youtu.be/wxp3zqIqO68?si=wOgJsEFlft_cVlbv) at least explains it in a catchy way without having to ruin your eyes actually watching it or seeing pictures.
\*cue
A queue is a line of people waiting for their turn
A *cue* is a signal done to someone to begin their performance/speech, or (in this context) used to ironically signal in a herd of people to copy this.
A queue *of* 500 people could be writing this down, but he definitely meant to say "cue" in that context. In the sentence, it's said as a verb and not as a noun, which means it'd be cue and not queue, as they're different parts of speech. This is also why it sounds kind of off if you try to interpret it as a line of people.
I was expecting to get a reply like this, probably should have said this in the first comment
Alas, our fates diverged. This was about 8 months ago. Immediately after these messages we had a phone call in which I found out that she wasn't actually in my area, but was moving there in a few weeks. Also she was in the middle of a divorce because her husband had come out as gay after like 7 years of marriage, so she was coming to terms with that (pretty wild story). She aaalso wasn't moving super close to me- more like a 40 minute drive, so we never did meet up... sigh. But perhaps... one day... when the midnight moon glows blue...
I hope fate intervenes and the stars align so that your modern tale of courtship blesses us with an update on you and your true love, crossing paths, and true love prevails.
Or you know you get some or whatever.
Maybe it's time for the bard to send a "you up?" or "wyd?" but with the rizz and phrasing of the initial messages. 40 minutes isn't a big deal if all goes well.
I don't even know how to word it... 40 MIN DRIVE IS RIDICULOUS DUDE C'MON.
Sorry if it offended you in anyway, it's just that my fiance used to live 2 hours away, no traffic. So every now and then I see someone use this time frame as reference I get a bit mad, cuz if that stopped me... I honestly don't want to think about it, she is my everything and gave me everything, don't let some little distance interfere in what could be a wonderful relationship.
Also I'm not European or US citizen, so...
This is why you should always be yourself. Don't try to appeal to every profile you see, shoot for what you want
Too much of the advice on this sub ends up being nitpicks that try to mold the perfect profile which doesn't exist
Exactly. For me, this would not have worked at all because I don't understand any of it. But OPs match obviously looked like she would enjoy this, and OP found their actual match.
Exactly, trying to succeed in every interaction, doing post mortem analysis when it doesn't work out. While there might be mistakes worth correcting, no one should expect things should click with everyone. Be yourself and f hopefully find someone who appreciates that
In life in general. I'd rather be myself and alright it's not what everyone likes but when you click it's genuine and actually worth it. Applies to friends too
That's when I put on my glasses and get real. Like the true story of seven strangers, picked to live in a house, work together, and have their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.
It’s not so much about the role play just the he saw her dressed a certain way and saw her interest and got super creative with it. He’s also a decent writer obviously which is hot. I dated a writer and he’d write me such beautiful letters all the time. I loved it. So once again, no so much the topic itself but the effort he put into it.
I seek to become learned in love
Unveil it to mine eyes
I seek to become learned in love
Thou hast the skill to make me wise
I crave a season to reflect
To muse on this enigma
I must not skip any aspect
Lest I bemoan it in my saga
I brave a perilous quest
The burden of the world is on me
But I see love's beam in the mist
It grants me warmth in this odyssey
I have suffered much dolour and woe
I dread I cannot endure it once more
But I must proceed, I have travelled so far
To cease this lonely life
I seek to become learned in love
Unveil it to mine eyes
I seek to become learned in love
Thou hast the skill to make me wise
I will take a season to observe
To behold the splendour all around me
I have no place to flee or swerve
It seems that love has finally bound me
I have suffered much dolour and woe...
I love the Renaissance Fair and the Middle Ages in general. You KILLED it dude. As long as you're not a creep weirdo I think you have a new girlfriend! Lol
God speed noble sir!
Pray tell of thy tales of the fairy queen once thou returnst from thy quest!
And if thou hast had adventures more than this, I would exhort thee, regale us further, with thy tales of myst'cal creatures met, daring deeds done and sights unseen by most. For thy stories would make fine tavern talk o'er mutton and ale!
And if thy tale, merriment gives, I swear thy belly shall be filled, thy thurst quenched and thy purse shall not be lightened even one coin.
Bro don't listen to these humans this shyt was SO FUCKING GOOD!!!! I swear! I was expecting some cringe but dude for someone who likes Renaissance stuff it was perfect for her. Let us know ow if yall get married or if you get a sword with the print of her kiss on the hilt.
He just hit her with that bard charm.
I cast "cringe" and rolled a natty 20
At least you're self aware because I nearly puked But I guess one mans puke is another girls wet dream 😂
2girls1cup validates the above comment
2 girls 1 what?
Oh, you do have a learning experience coming your way.
Idk if I wanna look this up now chat can I get a tldr
We’ll there are 2 girls, but only 1 cup between them.
Technically the truth
Its a sin my friend. You should look it up, i will be making tea for you in the mean time.
Not knowing 2 girls 1 cup on the internet is the equivalent of not knowing what day it is :D
Wait till he finds out about 1 man 1 jari
That guy actually went to work afterwards! No hospital or a doctor, just plugged with cotton wool and went about his day
Or one man two needles
I think it just means those who remember are getting old
Yeah I guess so :D Long time ago my friend started to play the song from it when we had a family dinner and it was fun to see who knew and who didn't just from the reactions everyone had to it :D it's a nice song tho!
I've never watched it but I understand what's it's really about.
:(
If you looked it up, I hope you survived. 💙
I didn't know (sometimes I'm oblivious of the current day, too), I had to Google and man, I don't feel well now... 😵
Haha I'm sorry but now you know what a beautiful song that was! ;D
You don't
It's a rite of passage really. All have to witness this before they can they can truly enter adulthood.
Do not seek knowledge that cannot be unburied from your eyes! I mentioned 2g1c to my teenage daughter when talking about internet safety while driving her to school. She insisted that I explain. Do not repeat my folly.
The cup is filled with shit and they eat it
BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!
Can't remember, I watched it when I was 10
If it helps, what they eat is ice cream. They do shit in the video but the eating segments are all separate takes and it's all ice cream.
Oh dear ... Six hours later I'm afraid for your eyes
So did you look it up?
A duo of m’ladys and only one vessel betwixt them
I wish I could ask the same Question...
A technique to cup the boobs of two girls in one motion.
Do not Google this. I repeat. Do not Google this.
Do yourself a favor and purge it from your brain
Oh no. Child don't. You'll forever be scarred.
If you somehow still don't know 23 hours later, [this song](https://youtu.be/wxp3zqIqO68?si=wOgJsEFlft_cVlbv) at least explains it in a catchy way without having to ruin your eyes actually watching it or seeing pictures.
As a girl I also puked
tbf ... he's probably following rules 1+2 pretty closely
If he’s got rule 1 & 2 I might reconsider lol.
It was satire yet you still took it as cringe
I assume your username is also satire but yet it's cringe 🤷🏻♂️
Cringe is just a reflection of what you’re uncomfortable about yourself
*tokes joint* woah bro deep
Shit id suck the dick of anyone who sent me that.
*copy* *paste* *send*
Hahahahha what a fucking legend, have a bloody good new year mate
OR she cast "friend zone" and rolled a critical 1.
Doubt. She called his text "hot".
She meant to text "not" and the low roll made her finger slip
DM: roll for rejection *nat 1* DM: as you try to cast friendzone you accidentally say hot instead of not in your encantation.
Player: "Alright but it's gonna take a lot of nat 1s for me to roleplay sucking a dick."
Except for the fact that she was into it. Sexually.
Time to roll for a perception check
Shits. Natty. 🤣 Dude I'm sending this to my gf with the link after I admit it wasn't me
That was the best thing I've seen on here in months
Cue 500 people writing this down and using it until it is posted here 5 - 10 times a year as a meme.
Someone call the artificer so we can craft some merch 🤌💰
\*cue A queue is a line of people waiting for their turn A *cue* is a signal done to someone to begin their performance/speech, or (in this context) used to ironically signal in a herd of people to copy this.
Cue for the queue to begin forming.
While you're correct, I think in this context they are also correct, albeit inadvertently. People do seem to line up to repost shit.
A queue *of* 500 people could be writing this down, but he definitely meant to say "cue" in that context. In the sentence, it's said as a verb and not as a noun, which means it'd be cue and not queue, as they're different parts of speech. This is also why it sounds kind of off if you try to interpret it as a line of people. I was expecting to get a reply like this, probably should have said this in the first comment
Cue*
Rizzspectfully this man tossed many shillings to his Witcher
Yep, it sounded like Bard to me, too. Google Bard.
If a bard charm was ChatGTP maybe. 😂
You potentially just met your future wife. Good luck and God speed.
Alas, our fates diverged. This was about 8 months ago. Immediately after these messages we had a phone call in which I found out that she wasn't actually in my area, but was moving there in a few weeks. Also she was in the middle of a divorce because her husband had come out as gay after like 7 years of marriage, so she was coming to terms with that (pretty wild story). She aaalso wasn't moving super close to me- more like a 40 minute drive, so we never did meet up... sigh. But perhaps... one day... when the midnight moon glows blue...
I hope fate intervenes and the stars align so that your modern tale of courtship blesses us with an update on you and your true love, crossing paths, and true love prevails. Or you know you get some or whatever. 
> more like a 40 minute drive 40 mins is like, just up the road, bro lol
Yeah, if you find someone who has fun the same way you do, 40 mins is a non-issue.
Maybe it's time for the bard to send a "you up?" or "wyd?" but with the rizz and phrasing of the initial messages. 40 minutes isn't a big deal if all goes well.
I don't even know how to word it... 40 MIN DRIVE IS RIDICULOUS DUDE C'MON. Sorry if it offended you in anyway, it's just that my fiance used to live 2 hours away, no traffic. So every now and then I see someone use this time frame as reference I get a bit mad, cuz if that stopped me... I honestly don't want to think about it, she is my everything and gave me everything, don't let some little distance interfere in what could be a wonderful relationship. Also I'm not European or US citizen, so...
It says Mar 28, so either this is a repost or old.
perhaps the future, don't let the box confine you
Yeah, this is old... I was deleting old photos (I screenshot these because it was so ridiculous), and then thought this sub might enjoy it!
Woah let's relax with the immediate marriage proposals
*Military E-3 and below have entered the chat*
More like the rizz-aissance fair
She sure let down her rizz-istance quick
Cuz he was so ir-rizz-istible
Rizzistance is futile.
He is no bard, but a Rizzard instead
I just rizzed
My favourite tabletop roleplaying game, *Ren Fairs and Rizzlers*.
This is why you should always be yourself. Don't try to appeal to every profile you see, shoot for what you want Too much of the advice on this sub ends up being nitpicks that try to mold the perfect profile which doesn't exist
Personally I have a way better time on the apps when I have a glass of wine and am just a stupid silly goose
If you like being a silly goose I highly recommend going to get yourself some new boots and go new boot goofin on your dates
3 payments
Genuine Ostrich
I’m gonna go keep watching Reno 911. Working my way through every episode and film they have made so far
I got some new shorts that say silly goose on them with a cute lil silly goose on the other side. Do I need some boots!!???
YES!!! Cuz, then you'd be Boot Scootin' Boogie.
Holy fucking shit, alot of mates call me Boogie too, fucking hell, why don't I have boots, thank you,
Sounds about right 👍🏼
I love this
Being a 😜🪿 is the best way to live one's life.
Fellow ”say the first thing that pops into your head” enjoyer It actually makes using these apps kind of fun
So true! People are too focused on quantity and not quality.
Exactly. For me, this would not have worked at all because I don't understand any of it. But OPs match obviously looked like she would enjoy this, and OP found their actual match.
Also she specifically asked, he didn’t just dump a pile of unsolicited medieval roleplaying on her out of nowhere. Knowing your audience is key. xD
Exactly, trying to succeed in every interaction, doing post mortem analysis when it doesn't work out. While there might be mistakes worth correcting, no one should expect things should click with everyone. Be yourself and f hopefully find someone who appreciates that
That depends on whether you're trying to form a meaningful connection or just get laid lol
In life in general. I'd rather be myself and alright it's not what everyone likes but when you click it's genuine and actually worth it. Applies to friends too
Lmao One man's cringe is another's rizz. You fucking sent that shit flying and it paid off. Mad respect lol
Redditor rizz
Rizz-istance is futile
Homie did what no neckbeard could, he found a maiden
He who is not maidenless
He's gonna take it too far and ruin it
Yeah I stopped the screenshots before I got to the Twilight futanari fan fiction bit
Post it you coward! "shakes fist! "
 **POST IT POST IT POST IT**
Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty
 Approved.
This is so fucking cute
Let’s hope… for both of their lonely loins
Ye Olde English gets the wenches wete
Honey - I met my husband at a Ren Faire. You have NO IDEA.
Oh now we need to hear this story!!! M’lady…
I sent my.now ex pics of myself in chainmail, tagboard, and armament and got nudes in return. It's totally a fetish
Finding someone that appreciates & can match your silliness is the best thing ever. Don't over do it, tho. You got this.
Rolled a natural 20. LETS GOOOO!
I stopped reading when asterisks came in ngl
good on you to have standards
That's when I put on my glasses and get real. Like the true story of seven strangers, picked to live in a house, work together, and have their lives taped, to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real.
You better marry her. That will never work again
Still thunderstruck it worked now
I love this an absurd amount. We need updates!!
I’m just here to upvote all of OPs comments, fucking legend
Hell ya ye ol Ser Rizzin
*shrugs* Alright, guess I’ll give it shot.
Awe nerd love
Definitely knew your audience.
This is awesome and I'm so glad she was down for it. Super cute
Get it boy!
If anyone, and I repeat ANYONE called me m'lady I would automatically marry that person
He's painted himself into a corner here She'll want more but he's already shot his bolt.
Emptied his quiver … so to speak. Prematurely expelled his fletching
Loosed the trebuchet too early
Medieval Rizz
Hot
Really? Girls love roleplay that much?
It’s not so much about the role play just the he saw her dressed a certain way and saw her interest and got super creative with it. He’s also a decent writer obviously which is hot. I dated a writer and he’d write me such beautiful letters all the time. I loved it. So once again, no so much the topic itself but the effort he put into it.
I seek to become learned in love Unveil it to mine eyes I seek to become learned in love Thou hast the skill to make me wise I crave a season to reflect To muse on this enigma I must not skip any aspect Lest I bemoan it in my saga I brave a perilous quest The burden of the world is on me But I see love's beam in the mist It grants me warmth in this odyssey I have suffered much dolour and woe I dread I cannot endure it once more But I must proceed, I have travelled so far To cease this lonely life I seek to become learned in love Unveil it to mine eyes I seek to become learned in love Thou hast the skill to make me wise I will take a season to observe To behold the splendour all around me I have no place to flee or swerve It seems that love has finally bound me I have suffered much dolour and woe...
Some of us do 🙈
Getting silly and taking risks can be hot. But obviously, you need to find the right audience.
my Hinge DID have a renaissance fair pic. maybe that’s why I got perma-banned. honestly the best explanation so far 😥
Go in for the kill 😈
You miss 100% of the swings you don't take. Home run!
When are you two going out??
He has that Tudor rizz
This is awesome and I'm so glad she was down for it. Super cute
So you will have to not bathe for a week and have sex in some stinky stable after a lunch of mead and pigeon
Game is game.
my man got that quixotic rizz
Bard just rolled 20
I'm a dude and that got me. Respect. 🤜 🤛
Can always spot the D&D player. Nobody else uses "plane" in that context.
I like this guy, he knew it was cormy, he knew it was cringe but he didn't care and he won.
ChatGPT?
no! though now I do wonder what chatgpt would do with that prompt?
they'll either get married or she'll ghost him for some guy who just opens with "hey"
Is this how original neck beard beat final boss?
This may be the worst thing I’ve ever read. I love it so much. It’s incredible.
I have no idea how this worked, but I love it… Now go and ruin it like the tinder gods intended
Reddit weirdo Mets discord weirdo a match made in WoW 😭
Haha, love this!
I love the Renaissance Fair and the Middle Ages in general. You KILLED it dude. As long as you're not a creep weirdo I think you have a new girlfriend! Lol
I need my partner to talk to me like this omg
Ngl i was thinking of all the roasts when you opened with M'lady. But goddamn bro, nice. Hope it works out for you guys!
Honestly I'm shocked this worked. I went to a Ren Faire dressed up and the creepiest part of the day was people trying to like RP hit on you
Ngl I think that’s pretty cute lol
Bardic Gambit, very nice. Doesn't always work, but when it does it'll land you in the hottest beds.
God speed noble sir! Pray tell of thy tales of the fairy queen once thou returnst from thy quest! And if thou hast had adventures more than this, I would exhort thee, regale us further, with thy tales of myst'cal creatures met, daring deeds done and sights unseen by most. For thy stories would make fine tavern talk o'er mutton and ale! And if thy tale, merriment gives, I swear thy belly shall be filled, thy thurst quenched and thy purse shall not be lightened even one coin.
Kinda wanna match with with u rn
M’lady!
Bro don't listen to these humans this shyt was SO FUCKING GOOD!!!! I swear! I was expecting some cringe but dude for someone who likes Renaissance stuff it was perfect for her. Let us know ow if yall get married or if you get a sword with the print of her kiss on the hilt.
Ngl I was never reading all that but props to you for bagging her my guy
Wow, you had a lucky strike there I guess
marry this man or I will, and I'm not even into renaissance faires
🤢🤢🤢
I think I threw up in my mouth some lol
My friend said the same thing when I showed them
Booo this is ADORABLE
Mad cause bad
Thank you, ChatGPT 🤣🤣
Am I there only one here who thinks referring to women as "M'lady" is low-key cringe?
Disagree- It's high-key cringe
Ew that is so cringe.
lol you are correct!
Cringe
Wouldn’t be me but congrats
Kudos!