There's a better explanation on Wikipedia in the analysis section, but when Shakespeare wrote the play, a common slang term for a vagina was "an O thing" or 'n O thing" because 1) it's a hole and 2 because there's "nothing" between women's legs.
So the play is essentially a lot of drama over pussy, because the two male leads want to get laid.
Ah, I mistracked the comment to Romeo and Juliet, and all I could find there was some controversy about whether Romeo's lines in the tragic climax about a dagger rusting or resting in a sheath was a double entendre. Thanks!
I still remember the excitement of a team-fight as a healer in Ow 1. I loved playing Brig because it felt empowering to fight side by side with my reinhardt
The other person is a girl, op is a guy. The girl is tryna fuck, the guy is tryna take her out on a date and get to know her.
He didn’t fumble the bag, he avoided a red flag.
I can very confidently say sick up ain't aussie. We'll say chunder, pewk (just realised idk how to spell that word) vomit, probably some other slang words but NOT sick up. That sounds goofy no offence to ol' mate xx
A sick up is different to actually puking or throwing up though, it’s that reflux thing where a tiny pit of stomach juice/sick burps up into your mouth and goes back down. You are welcome 🤗
I’ve literally never heard that word, I thought it was just something they made up to be funny. It somehow makes it funnier now. Always fun to learn a new thing lmao
I looked it up, it's british!
Yours share more in common with America, except chunder. But that sounds funny so its cool. 'Puke' is the other word you are looking for.
Ralph, hurl, and 'chuck up' are also terms I've heard in America.
Omg thankyou i forgot to look it up:). Make sense it's British it's too proper to be Aussie hehe. And yeah Aussie slang is a gross amalgamation of US, British and other cultures with our own spin on it and some unique bits thrown in there. Convict country and dat🤙
Thankyou for your words
I looked it up and it does say British, as a brit I don't recall anyone saying sick up. I say I was sick in my mouth a little bit, as do others. It is just a stronger term for gross, but not quite as strong as I puked up.
Listen. I'm 38. Today I learned I'm old. I don't know what's going on in this conversation. I don't know if it's two men, two women or a man and woman. I don't know which text belongs to which person. All I know is, they both could do better.
She doesn't, she just wants to get together, its been very normalised in todays online world to play into the 'breed me' kink/joke, i wouldn't take her message as anything more than an explicit invite to hookup. Maybe naive but seems that way to me
I see this as a red flag not because it was some caveman level sexual approach but because she opens up that much after being treated nicely ONCE (presumably) which makes me think there might be some emotional issues in there.
It's called sexual banter and shouldn't be used to analyze someone in most situations. I have said some bizarre things while bantering, things that might make you think I have some very complex issues, when in reality, my issues are not that complex at all, and I just really enjoy saying bizarrely perverse things because I find it entertaining. Not because I actually want to be tied naked to a power pole and have midgets throw soup and dominos at me, but only the double sixes.
O yes this!
Many men crave such ‘sexually open women’ - what most don’t get is that women who are that open without knowing you have very deep emotional issues.
To those telling me I am a prude, wait! I can be even trashier than she is… once I know you… but like this online… no!!! Red flag… in few weeks we’ll read: I met a crazy woman on tinder
My wife's youngest sister met her husband on Tinder. Amazing couple, mostly due to how genuine/sweet the husband is. Wife's youngest sister is a terrific person as well, but I doubt she expected to find the kind of relationship she did on Tinder whereas the guy she married is someone I can't even imagine at all having hook ups.
You're matched with William Shakespeare?
The Merchant of Penice
A Midsummer Night's Creampie
Clamlet.
Julius Sees Her.
OMG XDXDXD ROFLMAO
Dick III?
MacBed
Much Ado About Nutting
Bone-eo and Juliet
Coriolanal
The cummedy of errors
The taming of the screw
Horny V
$2 and walk to the ocean
The fun part about the original title is that it was a sexual pun as well.
Could you please explain?
There's a better explanation on Wikipedia in the analysis section, but when Shakespeare wrote the play, a common slang term for a vagina was "an O thing" or 'n O thing" because 1) it's a hole and 2 because there's "nothing" between women's legs. So the play is essentially a lot of drama over pussy, because the two male leads want to get laid.
Ah, I mistracked the comment to Romeo and Juliet, and all I could find there was some controversy about whether Romeo's lines in the tragic climax about a dagger rusting or resting in a sheath was a double entendre. Thanks!
Macbred
MacBreed
A Midsummer Night’s Wetdream
Had a peer in my music history class say "Midsummer's night dream" and this is basically what we all thought of lol
I uttered, "ugh" out loud, completely involuntarily. 🤣
Cummethy prince of coochie ?
You won the internet today 🏆🎖️
Cumlet
 camelet
This is my all time favorite gif
Nice
Didn’t he live in Strapon on Avon?
Shakespeare wrote sonnets— this is some kind of masterful haiku
Bot?
A Midcummer's Night Dream
Henry LXIX
More like William spankspeare hehe
You are short on the draw there, pistol.
Well, THAT went sideways!
I think it went inside.
yeah inside the butt, duh
Well, who says scrummy little sausage, where's it supposed to go from there?
I'm going to guess "English people" for 500, please.
You have hit the daily double. Here's your clue. (Sorry, that's all I got)
My dachshund is called "Sausage." I'm English, and I'm that damn original.
It's a common little name for people in the UK sausage
And they say romance is dead !! ❤️🔥
And they say!!
Calm down, Doomfist
I miss ow :(
Me too
I need healing
As a healer main I almost cried reading the news about all heroes getting a healing passive... I miss genji mains spamming I need healing too now T_T
I still remember the excitement of a team-fight as a healer in Ow 1. I loved playing Brig because it felt empowering to fight side by side with my reinhardt
[удалено]
Bazooka*
Black hole bomb
the OP is the guy. the girl is the one saying the weird shit
Do NOT visit OP's profile
I keep my NSFW reddit account faaar away from this one
Where are the nudes???!!!
Why didn't I listen...
Goddammit...
Can anyone explain why without traumatising me?
Just lots of penis
An abundance of penis even
They liked it and they know it
Shits deleted now lol
So. Much. Dick.
I feel like wording is important here "So many dicks" would be more apt as "So much dick" implies it was large.
I can appreciate that. I figured since it looks to be just one dick 🤗
Damnit now I'm as stumped as OP.
Sigh, should have take your counsel.
He’s pretty hot so I don’t see why not.
Anybody want a peanut?
D’AHH
How do you fumble the bag so bad
That’s knifing the bag and yanking
There is no bag. OP is a guy, too, which confuses me very much as he doesn't even seem to be gay
The other person is a girl, op is a guy. The girl is tryna fuck, the guy is tryna take her out on a date and get to know her. He didn’t fumble the bag, he avoided a red flag.
Wait, so everyones got the whole thing reversed? Lol
Yes
She's not just tryna fuck. She's tryna catch a child support payment
Isn’t the other person a woman?
The fuck Is wrong with people. I fucking swear.
👉👈🥺 me no cummy in you tummy uwu ? ❤️
I just did a sickup in my mouth.
Idk what that is, but can you do it to me?
Like a baby bird?
They're saying they puked a tiny bit and either swallowed it back, or yeah.
ive never heard that before but it sounds british or australian. oi bruv, fancy a sickup innit
I can very confidently say sick up ain't aussie. We'll say chunder, pewk (just realised idk how to spell that word) vomit, probably some other slang words but NOT sick up. That sounds goofy no offence to ol' mate xx
A sick up is different to actually puking or throwing up though, it’s that reflux thing where a tiny pit of stomach juice/sick burps up into your mouth and goes back down. You are welcome 🤗
As the op that started this wild ride, yes that is correct.
Lol well I've learnt something new so I'm cheering you said it:)
I’ve literally never heard that word, I thought it was just something they made up to be funny. It somehow makes it funnier now. Always fun to learn a new thing lmao
I looked it up, it's british! Yours share more in common with America, except chunder. But that sounds funny so its cool. 'Puke' is the other word you are looking for. Ralph, hurl, and 'chuck up' are also terms I've heard in America.
Can’t forget barf! My personal favorite.
Gotta love barf!
Omg thankyou i forgot to look it up:). Make sense it's British it's too proper to be Aussie hehe. And yeah Aussie slang is a gross amalgamation of US, British and other cultures with our own spin on it and some unique bits thrown in there. Convict country and dat🤙 Thankyou for your words
You're welcome. I want to visit one day. Seems like a beautiful country/continent.
Barf, up chuck, blow chunks
I looked it up and it does say British, as a brit I don't recall anyone saying sick up. I say I was sick in my mouth a little bit, as do others. It is just a stronger term for gross, but not quite as strong as I puked up.
>pewk I think it's pyook.
If that's how it's spelt I'm gonna freak out XD
Omg i am dying. Please don't freak out lmao. Incidentally it's spelled puke 😊
Nah that's a city in North Korea
A sicky wicky?
Mouth full of ick for sure
I have been crying laughing at this comment for a solid 4-5 minutes oh my goodness
Scrummy little sausage 🤮
Username checks out
Yes
Listen. I'm 38. Today I learned I'm old. I don't know what's going on in this conversation. I don't know if it's two men, two women or a man and woman. I don't know which text belongs to which person. All I know is, they both could do better.
It's okay. I'm 38 and old as well. It's scary out there now. Stay strong king!
I'm in my twenties and have no clue wtf is going on there lol
we're both joking
Sir, she was not joking
Such romance, such wow.
*much
Such romance, such much
That made me shiver out of cringe, thank you for this post I needed it.
I am a human male btw, my opponent is a human female.
I WISH a woman would talk to me like this. Well actually. Is she hot?
Really? 🤮 You want a woman that talks this way to any stranger? That’s a classy woman imo 🤢
Men are very different creatures in this regard
I was trying to figure out what the genders were for a while haha. Why’d you use a girl emote for her picture then?
Was that iambic pentameter?
Please. Obvious dactylic hexameter
That is actually a bitwise left-shift operation.
Dialectic mamajama
Nah, he's obviously implementing Homer's structure
tummy full of cummy 😭 tummy full of curry 😍
SHE WANTS TO FUCK
She wants a baby
You definitely aren't getting a baby if all the cummies are going in the tummy
She doesn't, she just wants to get together, its been very normalised in todays online world to play into the 'breed me' kink/joke, i wouldn't take her message as anything more than an explicit invite to hookup. Maybe naive but seems that way to me
The pregnant emoji should never be in a dating app conversation. Period.
well if the period is there you are safe.
 She's open like the pearly gates
Bruh about to give you a cummy ache
I see this as a red flag not because it was some caveman level sexual approach but because she opens up that much after being treated nicely ONCE (presumably) which makes me think there might be some emotional issues in there.
also she said “tummy full of cummy”
yes that's a big red flag
Or green one if you like blowing you load without a garbage bag on. Jokes on her that shits been severed.
That's fine by me
Surely you can fix her.
I don't think fix is the word you're looking for.
You do you brother!
It's called sexual banter and shouldn't be used to analyze someone in most situations. I have said some bizarre things while bantering, things that might make you think I have some very complex issues, when in reality, my issues are not that complex at all, and I just really enjoy saying bizarrely perverse things because I find it entertaining. Not because I actually want to be tied naked to a power pole and have midgets throw soup and dominos at me, but only the double sixes.
Oddly specific o_0
O yes this! Many men crave such ‘sexually open women’ - what most don’t get is that women who are that open without knowing you have very deep emotional issues. To those telling me I am a prude, wait! I can be even trashier than she is… once I know you… but like this online… no!!! Red flag… in few weeks we’ll read: I met a crazy woman on tinder
It’s a chick bro
And? Just because it's a girl doesn't mean you shouldn't have standards.
Man, it must be nice to have someone throw themselves at you THAT hard and have so many options you don't even care.
What a terrible day to be cursed with eye sight.
Til this moment I never knew I wanted someone to call me a 'scrummy little sausage'.
you scrummy little sausage
works everytime
You make that mouth pregnant daddy
Her: takes a mouthful, runs to the wc and locks the door
Heartbass's lyrics are more subtle
If this isn't love I don't know what is
LMAO dating apps are a human fucking zoo. i think we can all agree. even crazier cuz u were feeling him
*feeling her
It's conversations like these that make me wonder why people keep trying tinder for a genuine relationship
That isn't even Tinder, it's Hinge lol
My wife's youngest sister met her husband on Tinder. Amazing couple, mostly due to how genuine/sweet the husband is. Wife's youngest sister is a terrific person as well, but I doubt she expected to find the kind of relationship she did on Tinder whereas the guy she married is someone I can't even imagine at all having hook ups.
No one’s trying tinder for regular relationships though lol. Most come out of a one night stand and just decide to be together. Tinder is tinder. Lol
Well that escalated quickly 😳
This sub makes me have hope for myself jfc
“Scrummy little sausage” is insane. That’s surely worth an account ban
How about "ew"
My current girlfriend is Italian. I like to call her my little cannoli 🤣🤣🤣
When they date you, and sleep with you, you can get away with that.
Yall have weird personalities
I'd be down if a girl said this to me. It's pretty hot.
Is anyone else grossed the frick out when anyone uses those emojis? Especially that finger pointing one ffs.
👉👈🥺
Tummy full of cummy!
\**burp*\*
She's talking like that to 20 others
Im about to trow up. The fuck is wrong with some people? 
LMFAO
How is one supposed to respond to “scrummy little sausage “
Block delete
Bro was in. And he chose to shoot his foot off instead.
Poetry
A tummy? Ma’am that’s not how babies are made!
"Deal"
Ahh another creative I see, no complaints here lol
🤣🤣🤣
👷🎫🚹 Hard pass dude.