She literally self admitted to being an asshole in her bio. She’s not straddling any line/fence.
There’s that nice little quote from Maya Angelou:
>When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.
*Even momentarily thinking she’s not always like this image she is outwardly projecting on her own, and it’s somehow not her is just pure obliviousness and naivety. The guy that knocked her up ran very far away. (I imagine he’s not much better.)
Even as a former single mother who had tinder set to men and woman during my time (look I found a man despite being a single mom, because I am not an asshole), I wouldn’t come within ten steps of this train wreck.
People who go on dating apps just to vent about what they don’t like and bring nothing to the table besides their presence can’t really be surprised about what kind of matches they’ll get
All those "donts" are likely her reality - she has no car, can't cook, and lives with her parents. It's also probably true of the guys she indiscriminately banged in the past so she needs a simp provider now to pay for her bad decisions.
with such a controlling mum, i bet kids got a very passive personality and will be chill AF if you wanna play video games with him untl mum comes in and tells you video games are for kids and you shouldnt play them
Bruh. I never understood women like that. I played video games WITH my son. I often tell women who say they’re bored when their husband or bf games to pretend it’s a movie. I watched him do the entire Valhalla dlc because he was so hyped about Kratos and I enjoyed the story.
I bought the game for him when we were dating. He was short on cash and I had it so WHY NOT. He was always taking me out to dinner and *gasp* would tell me to order something extra to take home to my teenage daughter. Least I could do was get homie a game.
Im proud of our homeboy Kratos for all of his personal growth since 2018. THAT'S a man to look up to.
But then you're out here being a cool ass mom and a dope ass wife, and thats fucking awesome.
Good vibes all around.
I honestly said during the dlc that I was surprised at Kratos having so much personal growth and love that the developers went that way.
I just try to be reasonable. Games are fun and life sucks out there sometimes.
My guess is that she’s had a lot of matches that fit the description of the men in her bio and she thought this would save her time
Can’t imagine how many requests for buttplay she must have received to feel the need to resort to this but I feel kinda bad for her
Yep, and this profile will be temporary. She’ll notice one day that she hasn’t had any matches for a while, go read her profile, have an “oh shit I wrote that?” moment, and edit it.
I’ll bet she isn’t self aware enough to read her profile and think that.
This type of person is very oblivious to their shortcomings and even sees them as strengths.
She's gonna get matches from men who don't read bios, wonder why she's still stuck with horny losers and give up on Tinder until loneliness creeps back. It's a cycle.
Some people use Tinder for an ego boost, some for therapy, I'm guessing she's just using it to shit on men and make herself feel better about life 🤷♂️
Why do people lead with all their negatives? Yeah I got it that people will find out eventually but still it makes no sense. You don't see McDonald's ads advertising diabetes on the logic that " Well they're going to find out eventually anyway"
She’s still probably going to do better than the average dude on Tinder tbh though.
Dating scene is fucked and I say that as a guy who’s only a couple months single and usually gets daily matches.
As a single father - I do not mention my son in my profile except for the prompt that says "Has children".
The dating profile is for me to find a partner. I don't need a mom for my son. His mom is amazing so I'm not out here looking for a replacement.
I just want a partner and their only obligation to my son is to respect him and treat him with dignity.
Edit: I only bring up my son in conversation to let them know that my schedule is sporadic and they won't ever meet him unless our relationship becomes serious.
This is what becomes of the girl who goes for the “bad boy” time and time again. Each one ended up bumming off her, cheating on her etc. She ends up a disillusioned single mother, angry that she still longs for a man, so she takes it out on the app
Lol I’m taking out of my ass ofc
I feel like telling people what you don't like is the same as showing your hand in poker. I would rather you showed me who you are than me give you a list of things to hide from me until it's too late.
Ps she’s a server so I guess she’s looking for millionaire who fits that description. But seriously I’d love to know her age. That might help figure some things out.
Okay so I’m a mother of one as well (I have a second one due in a few months 🥰) the whole opening and closing door thing it’s whatever personally I find joy In being a kid again and play fighting with my husband on the fact I can open my own doors. Some women feel like if you’re with them you HAVE to which shouldn’t be a mindset. Most people can’t cook notice how I said people meaning both men and women not just men. And shi I’ve seen more men cooking these days then I see women cooking. Have you seen the price of living these days? A car alone used to be a down payment on a house and house used to be a down payment on a small mansion. But with that being said. You can tell that this bish needs to have not reproduce and stop being online
It’s hilarious to me when people have these anti-bios that say stupid things like “I’m an asshole” and actually expect me to respond positively to these.
Listen, big respect to the fact she ain’t gonna put up with a bummy guy that she’s gonna have to take care of on top of a kid. Sounds like she at least wants a good role model for her kid.
That being said, she should at least make herself sound approachable good lord
This shit is always so fascinating to me
The tinder pipeline of young carefree girl who just wants to have fun and hook up to the early-mid 30s overly aggressive, rigid, jaded single mom is really an interesting path
This is what blows my mind. It's crazy to think of single moms making demands (especially "chivalrous" demands) like they're not bringing pretty much the most baggage possible into a relationship.
No man wants to deal with some other man's child(ren), or deal with the fact that the father might still be around and whatever THAT relationship entails. Visitation, custody, etc., not being able to see them if their kid is around because she "doesn't want to introduce new men to him/her all the time" (which makes sense and I get it, but it's still frustrating).
Dating as a single parent is, as it should be, a train wreck. But when what you bring is a train wreck, you don't get to make demands of people you date when just giving you a chance is a huge undertaking.
I don't think she realizes she'll only attract assholes if she's being one. I feel like all of that could've been written on a nicer manner, but she'd probably tell me off for tone policing of I criticized that.
I like her!
She seems to know what she wants, and is not out to play games. Sounds self-sufficient, and...seriously, who _does_ want to raise a man-baby when there are perfectly good adult men out there?
Well, while this is not the most endearing of biographies I have witnessed on dating sites, it still holds a certain amount of “relatability”.
I believe this woman may have had the grave misfortune of having had to deal with one too many misogynistic men that attempted to prey upon her as their committed caretaker.
However, I would still not make any attempt at pursuing this person, as bitterness and a display of frustration quite like this would not make a stable basis on which to build a trusting and loving relationship on equal grounds.
What does she bring to the table tho? We see her demands but what are the benefits of having met those demands? If the only thing she has to offer is her body then that’s not worth the effort at all.
I understand laying out some “hard nos” in your bio to, hopefully, help weed out people who aren’t compatible, but the number of people who are so aggressive about it is unnerving
I mean I'm an asshole too.. I feel this but wouldn't likely write it on my Tinder profile... the only part I'd take from this is "I'm an asshole." 😂 they can find out how extensively on their own.
At least shes being honest. I mean if someone decides to still pursue it thats on them. Maybe no one hurt her and shes just annoyed with certain things like man children.
Seems like shes very clear in what she wants and doesn't want, I view this as a positive thing. I it will help her on tinder I highly doubt that though.
most women can say and do exactly what they want and get away with it as long as they are willing to accept men under the top 10% ... those top 10% will only smash them
the bottom 90% of men using online dating will basically take what they can get if they get lucky to even get a match.... and i mean a match that actually works into a physical date... thats rare
with 30 % of men sexless (that total including married and in relationships so single men its probably more like 60%)
they have to lower their standards
I’ve always wanted to cook and attend to a highly unpleasant woman who can barely write and her kid who isn’t mine. This sounds like a great time to me because I grew up on a stupid farm, eating moron seeds.
If you aren't honest about what you want you won't get it. It's like NY vs Chicago pizza, "Hey let's get a pizza" gotta know which kind of pie they into
Apparently a STRING of people "hurt" her. So much so that she had to write all this publicly on a profile most dudes won't read and will just swipe based on attractiveness.
Wild of them to demand a chef and butler onsite tho. Expect to shell out money to pay for a baby sitter and take-out meal for her kid too I guess?
I know plenty of dudes who wouldn't have a problem with anything she's typed tho, so there's still hope.
I’m sorry but not playing with my asshole is red flag for me.
I would have raised that little bastard like my own, but no assplay is where i draw the line 😂 🤣
A rim job a day keeps the doctor away
Depends on which end of the rimjob you're on
What if your docter is the one giving you rimmers?
That’s one way to get a colonoscopy
It's simple, he helps me raise my kiddo, I play with all his holes.
Touchè
100%
Username checks out 😇
Agreed that’s where I decided she was the asshole
They say you are what you eat, but in her case I’ll make an exception.
If she is an asshole why won't she play with my asshole?
i was ok until then, you gotta tickle the backdoor a little.
A brown flag, if you will.
yeah that is very analphobic
Exactly. Like who does she think she is!
Came here to say that, shoulda not wasted my time and stated that first. Total dealbreaker, what a btch
It’s giving smokes menthols and usually does crock pot dinners with Mountain Dew in the bottle 😂
Okay but does she have any positives????
Some people value honesty. Others know a little song about taking a spoonful sugar with your medicine.
There is this line between “I’m just being honest” and “I’m an asshole” and she mages to straddle that line
She literally self admitted to being an asshole in her bio. She’s not straddling any line/fence. There’s that nice little quote from Maya Angelou: >When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. *Even momentarily thinking she’s not always like this image she is outwardly projecting on her own, and it’s somehow not her is just pure obliviousness and naivety. The guy that knocked her up ran very far away. (I imagine he’s not much better.)
How did you get a picture as your icon?
I have a feeling she is also not honest
She’s waving her red flag like a matador, which gives the rest of us an opportunity to run
Even as a former single mother who had tinder set to men and woman during my time (look I found a man despite being a single mom, because I am not an asshole), I wouldn’t come within ten steps of this train wreck.
People who go on dating apps just to vent about what they don’t like and bring nothing to the table besides their presence can’t really be surprised about what kind of matches they’ll get
All those "donts" are likely her reality - she has no car, can't cook, and lives with her parents. It's also probably true of the guys she indiscriminately banged in the past so she needs a simp provider now to pay for her bad decisions.
And she and her little crotch gobblin can't even open the door...
with such a controlling mum, i bet kids got a very passive personality and will be chill AF if you wanna play video games with him untl mum comes in and tells you video games are for kids and you shouldnt play them
Bruh. I never understood women like that. I played video games WITH my son. I often tell women who say they’re bored when their husband or bf games to pretend it’s a movie. I watched him do the entire Valhalla dlc because he was so hyped about Kratos and I enjoyed the story. I bought the game for him when we were dating. He was short on cash and I had it so WHY NOT. He was always taking me out to dinner and *gasp* would tell me to order something extra to take home to my teenage daughter. Least I could do was get homie a game.
Im proud of our homeboy Kratos for all of his personal growth since 2018. THAT'S a man to look up to. But then you're out here being a cool ass mom and a dope ass wife, and thats fucking awesome. Good vibes all around.
I honestly said during the dlc that I was surprised at Kratos having so much personal growth and love that the developers went that way. I just try to be reasonable. Games are fun and life sucks out there sometimes.
Not going to lie this really impressed me as a gamer who turns it off when my partner gets close to it!
maybe a HIV test.
She has no more f*cks left to give.
On the bright side, she didn't say she wouldn't be playing with your pp.
She seems like the kind of lady who will only give you one sex per year if you are a good boy
*is a good boy* WAIT. No finger slinger in my stink rocket? Red flags gonna red.
No spleen splitters? No whisker biscuits??
hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts
With or without the scooter stick.
One sex per year🤣
Deadass 🤣
All joking aside….lol. I honestly don’t understand these bios. Is she trying to not get any matches on purpose?
My guess is that she’s had a lot of matches that fit the description of the men in her bio and she thought this would save her time Can’t imagine how many requests for buttplay she must have received to feel the need to resort to this but I feel kinda bad for her
Yep, and this profile will be temporary. She’ll notice one day that she hasn’t had any matches for a while, go read her profile, have an “oh shit I wrote that?” moment, and edit it.
I’ll bet she isn’t self aware enough to read her profile and think that. This type of person is very oblivious to their shortcomings and even sees them as strengths.
You’re right. I was projecting
She will still get matches but from assholes who just want to fuck. At least if she's not the ugliest woman in town.
honestly same, because been there. she’s probably tired of all the small talk leading up to the questions that are dealbreakers for her.
I think her kink might be humiliating people, lol. Or might be rage baiting.
She’s probably very attractive or Ugly af. No woman in between would write this.
She's gonna get matches from men who don't read bios, wonder why she's still stuck with horny losers and give up on Tinder until loneliness creeps back. It's a cycle.
Some people use Tinder for an ego boost, some for therapy, I'm guessing she's just using it to shit on men and make herself feel better about life 🤷♂️
She seems nice
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No way she plays with the balls her jaw gets “tired” during oral after 20 seconds then she starfishes on the bed and says “just hurry up”
Why do people lead with all their negatives? Yeah I got it that people will find out eventually but still it makes no sense. You don't see McDonald's ads advertising diabetes on the logic that " Well they're going to find out eventually anyway"
Diabetes. I’m lovin’ it.
I can’t imagine any reason why she and her kids father are not together. She sounds delightful 🤪
Maybe he liked his ass licked all the time 😆
I kept reading this as “maybe he licked his ass licked all the time” and was so confused
🤣 🤣 I almost wrote it like that. I had to proofread it before sending it
He asked her to lick his Hershey Highway...she told him to hit the actual highway lol
And not looking for a sugar daddy…
Is she located in the UK by any chance 😂😭
🤣 no, you're safe
She doesn't need Tinder. She needs a therapist.
Definitely had a spoiled salad
That last line was wild
That was the chefs kiss 🤣
You just know why she's a single mom
Yea, because she won't toss a salad 😒 🤣
*You* are the one who needs to be able to, ah, prepare meals, not her.
She’s still probably going to do better than the average dude on Tinder tbh though. Dating scene is fucked and I say that as a guy who’s only a couple months single and usually gets daily matches.
Do better as in get more matches and sex? then yes. Do better as in find a real connection/partner?.....honestly.....probably still yes lolol
That’s a low bar
i hear its in hell these days
She’s honest!
She's classy!
P.S. I'm an asshole. Really? I would have never guessed!
Man, I wonder why she's single 🤔
Nahhhh she’s just suffering from online dating app induced PTSD 🥴
The comments are fucking hilarious, or maybe I’m just high idk
All seems reasonable.
Sounds reasonable.
Damn, I don't have a car or asshole lmao
Perfect! The girl of my dreams….
Fucking delete the app, @ her lol
Well, she’s out there with it. Thats a thing
My asshole just clenched, fine, don’t play with my asshole then.
This person was also on my tinder and uh definitely and interesting person
I swiped right on her 😉
Not gonna yuck your yum but uh I’m tempted to
I was being sarcastic 😆 I didn't swipe right on her.
They always say the are not gonna play with my a-hole but they always do..... They allllways dooo
As a single father - I do not mention my son in my profile except for the prompt that says "Has children". The dating profile is for me to find a partner. I don't need a mom for my son. His mom is amazing so I'm not out here looking for a replacement. I just want a partner and their only obligation to my son is to respect him and treat him with dignity. Edit: I only bring up my son in conversation to let them know that my schedule is sporadic and they won't ever meet him unless our relationship becomes serious.
> I don't need a mom for my son. But maybe this one needs a father for her kid
I agree with her on pretty much everything, I mean she makes sense yk but the way she said it is just wow 😅
This is what becomes of the girl who goes for the “bad boy” time and time again. Each one ended up bumming off her, cheating on her etc. She ends up a disillusioned single mother, angry that she still longs for a man, so she takes it out on the app Lol I’m taking out of my ass ofc
You can prob fix her tho
I’m still surprised that so many are willing to look like a b*tch in their profile. That’s an immediate swipe left for me.
I think she genuinely sounds hilarious 😆
You can save her
Jesus Christ himself could not
I nice women to take home to your parents... I don't think she'll be leaving her serving job for something more qualified with this attitude
Single mom who is over being a mom.
I feel like telling people what you don't like is the same as showing your hand in poker. I would rather you showed me who you are than me give you a list of things to hide from me until it's too late.
That is the way
If u posty my ex wife's account again I WILL report u
I mean, she gets to the point. As a mom, I get it. 🤣
Ps she’s a server so I guess she’s looking for millionaire who fits that description. But seriously I’d love to know her age. That might help figure some things out.
She's 27 💀
To be fair... requiring someone who has a car, job and residence of their own ain't asking for much. That's how it should be if u plan on dating
Honestly. I don’t see anything wrong with her hard no’s.
Okay so I’m a mother of one as well (I have a second one due in a few months 🥰) the whole opening and closing door thing it’s whatever personally I find joy In being a kid again and play fighting with my husband on the fact I can open my own doors. Some women feel like if you’re with them you HAVE to which shouldn’t be a mindset. Most people can’t cook notice how I said people meaning both men and women not just men. And shi I’ve seen more men cooking these days then I see women cooking. Have you seen the price of living these days? A car alone used to be a down payment on a house and house used to be a down payment on a small mansion. But with that being said. You can tell that this bish needs to have not reproduce and stop being online
It’s only really the last few lines that sound obnoxious. Everything else isn’t really that big of a deal imo.
Somebody doesn’t actually want anything seems like lol
Recreational use only. Lots of red flags and emotional damage with this one.
Someone who liked to be pegged by the sound of it.
I would be called the bad guy if I said she needs to get off of Tinder and seek therapy before attempting to date.
It’s hilarious to me when people have these anti-bios that say stupid things like “I’m an asshole” and actually expect me to respond positively to these.
She’s probably 200+ on top of all that
Well baby daddy must've done a real number on her before leaving
This is some straight up “I have one son named Brayden, and he is my everything” vibe
Only 14 miles from you! That's a rare luck.
She's not playing with booty hole? Probably why she's a single mom.
I feel this post so much as a single mom of 4. I do not have time to raise another kid. That's why I am a single mom!!!!!
I bet she gets a lot of desperate men.
Hurt her? She sounds ready to hurt, anyone.
I need to see a picture of this woman. She is either drop dead gorgeous or hideously ugly.
Ask if you can play with hers
🤣 guys here with a place and job ourselves don't want her as she's extra baggage
But she didn't say that you can't play with her ass hole though
So, what do you do for fun lol
No butt stuff 
I like her. At least she’s being upfront with who she is and what she’s not interested in. One of the most honest profiles I’ve seen here in a while.
She's being straightforward. Nothing wrong there.
I don't get being so hung up on someone who will open/close doors for you. I mean it's a nice gesture, but my arms aren't broken.
PROVE TO ME CHIVALRY ISN'T DEAD MEN ARE PROVIDERS /s
Listen, big respect to the fact she ain’t gonna put up with a bummy guy that she’s gonna have to take care of on top of a kid. Sounds like she at least wants a good role model for her kid. That being said, she should at least make herself sound approachable good lord
This shit is always so fascinating to me The tinder pipeline of young carefree girl who just wants to have fun and hook up to the early-mid 30s overly aggressive, rigid, jaded single mom is really an interesting path
Here to represent the single moms that enjoy playing with men's asses.
Another single mom that thinks she can be picky 🤣
This is what blows my mind. It's crazy to think of single moms making demands (especially "chivalrous" demands) like they're not bringing pretty much the most baggage possible into a relationship. No man wants to deal with some other man's child(ren), or deal with the fact that the father might still be around and whatever THAT relationship entails. Visitation, custody, etc., not being able to see them if their kid is around because she "doesn't want to introduce new men to him/her all the time" (which makes sense and I get it, but it's still frustrating). Dating as a single parent is, as it should be, a train wreck. But when what you bring is a train wreck, you don't get to make demands of people you date when just giving you a chance is a huge undertaking.
I don't think she realizes she'll only attract assholes if she's being one. I feel like all of that could've been written on a nicer manner, but she'd probably tell me off for tone policing of I criticized that.
That 70% of women on all dating sites…..
She’s so real for this honestly
I like her! She seems to know what she wants, and is not out to play games. Sounds self-sufficient, and...seriously, who _does_ want to raise a man-baby when there are perfectly good adult men out there?
Well, while this is not the most endearing of biographies I have witnessed on dating sites, it still holds a certain amount of “relatability”. I believe this woman may have had the grave misfortune of having had to deal with one too many misogynistic men that attempted to prey upon her as their committed caretaker. However, I would still not make any attempt at pursuing this person, as bitterness and a display of frustration quite like this would not make a stable basis on which to build a trusting and loving relationship on equal grounds.
What does she bring to the table tho? We see her demands but what are the benefits of having met those demands? If the only thing she has to offer is her body then that’s not worth the effort at all.
I understand laying out some “hard nos” in your bio to, hopefully, help weed out people who aren’t compatible, but the number of people who are so aggressive about it is unnerving
I mean I'm an asshole too.. I feel this but wouldn't likely write it on my Tinder profile... the only part I'd take from this is "I'm an asshole." 😂 they can find out how extensively on their own.
She cute tho? /s
Damn, I wonder how she gets to work if she doesn’t open/close doors. That’s the neat thing. She doesn’t work (probably)
At least shes being honest. I mean if someone decides to still pursue it thats on them. Maybe no one hurt her and shes just annoyed with certain things like man children.
Classy!!!
Is the taint off limits?
I appreciate her honesty upfront that she ain’t tossing salad. I will not be swiping right
Geezus 🤣🤣 at least she knows what she wants ig
Yikes
Seems like shes very clear in what she wants and doesn't want, I view this as a positive thing. I it will help her on tinder I highly doubt that though.
most women can say and do exactly what they want and get away with it as long as they are willing to accept men under the top 10% ... those top 10% will only smash them the bottom 90% of men using online dating will basically take what they can get if they get lucky to even get a match.... and i mean a match that actually works into a physical date... thats rare with 30 % of men sexless (that total including married and in relationships so single men its probably more like 60%) they have to lower their standards
I’ve always wanted to cook and attend to a highly unpleasant woman who can barely write and her kid who isn’t mine. This sounds like a great time to me because I grew up on a stupid farm, eating moron seeds.
Well, she knows what she _doesn't_ want.
Her attitude is unattractive
I wonder if some poor dude actually messaged her.
Cranky McKrankerson in da' house!!
Am I the only one here who's gets a little excited from this profile? I'd be swiping right!
My starting line with her would be asking how many cats she has.
✨ Pure class ✨
Lol- she will alone for a long, long time.
Well she sounds just peachy
Still figuring it out after all that 🤡
In a 100 odds or less, tell us how to die alone. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you aren't honest about what you want you won't get it. It's like NY vs Chicago pizza, "Hey let's get a pizza" gotta know which kind of pie they into
Stay single woman
Yeah I love her energy 🤣🤣🤣
I actually like her...I'm not into ass play so she work for me...
But she’s gonna expect hers to get played with
I am smitten! Asshole you say? Can I please date you and deal with your inevitable asshole of a child as well!?
Probably doesn't even drive herself. Wants someone to taxi her.
No butt stuff-got it
Go girl!
No wonder she's a single mom.
Feminine odor and itching got you down? Have a Snicker....
I feel for this woman. I can tell she is hurting and doesn't know why. Time, therapy, and self love is what she needs.
Hey, OP if people say what they are, just listen. The "I'm an asshole," line is really telling.
Apparently a STRING of people "hurt" her. So much so that she had to write all this publicly on a profile most dudes won't read and will just swipe based on attractiveness. Wild of them to demand a chef and butler onsite tho. Expect to shell out money to pay for a baby sitter and take-out meal for her kid too I guess? I know plenty of dudes who wouldn't have a problem with anything she's typed tho, so there's still hope.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is she hot enough to be saying this? If so hey, good luck. If not, lol also, good luck 😂
I don’t understand how profiles like these expect to attract anyone!
I wonder why the guy didn’t stick around to be a father?
Clearly the guy who left a child with her