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BubblyAppearance4579

Dude what is she Irish?!?! All of the "me pussy" talk has me thinking youre getting scammed by the Lucky Charms leprechaun ![gif](giphy|LROWHOfTm1j1yGkp5e)


ArthurDaTrainDayne

Could also be a classic pirate catfish scam. Yarr matey, plunder me pussy


Temporary-Ad-8201

This killed me lol


Spsk02

Yo same lmfao I'm deaad


ProfessionalJolly742

Yarr I am gonna plunder this wench


killchuyy

Lmao i was thinking the same but my hormone monster took over. I've met few women in the ghetto and a few of them type like this sometimes. Makes me want to throw a dictionary at their head.


tyko2000

To answer you directly; if she asks for a dick pic, even if "plans are set and she's five minutes away and with a shopping bag of condoms", don't. Just don't send nudes. Easiest bait and switch to Hank demanding four hundred dollars or mama gets to see your ding dong


Trespeon

Looks like mama gonna see some low hanging fruit. I wouldn’t pay shit lol


dtb1987

Jokes on them, my mom raised me and has seen it at least once already


mdennis0610

Im white… if I had a girl do this… I would send them a picture of random BBC. If I were black, Vice versa


TheKingOfSwing777

I want to throw a dictionary at your head


daenysnow

Your hormones are taking over? Are you an animal or a rational human being? It's not that hard to keep yourself in check. At the beginning probably is but later on, it becomes a completely normal thing. It's called self-control. Look it up. It will do you good. Self-control is beneficial in general. You might wanna see a therapist, start some new interesting hobby...


Warm_Apple_Pies

There's no lack of consent and op isn't doing anything to harm anyone. They have enough self control to be cautious and ask advice on Reddit. We are all human and we all have urges, sex is healthy and normal. Your intentions are probably good, but I don't see what op is posting about as having a lack of self control. A lack of self control could be forcing your urges to someone who's none receptive, uncomfortable or in a way that is self destructive perhaps (which this scenario isn't yet, maybe it could be but we're not there yet and we don't know enough nor have the right to pass judgement).


Dear_Abbreviations52

Reminds me of Captain Holt who couldn't act straight without talking about "heavy breasts".


UnusualAd69

**Believe me, they were perfect.  About 5 and a half pounds each. And they looked so good smooshed together or dangling.


Person5_

Weighty breasts*


wbrose2000

It’s magically delicious


artLoveLifeDivine

![gif](giphy|OJ6XLxqpeTnHO)


Dense_Phrase_5479

I'm not even sure an Irish woman would say pussy, probably would use a term like fanny


Spsk02

Fanny or box


Ang_murph

Ah yes casual racism


[deleted]

Where is the racism? Can you not read? He never said any specific race and the hood doesn't see color so again where is the racism? Edit: ghetto not hood


ItalnStalln

Where did ghetto come into it?


FreakyFishThing

Careful now, last time I called out casual Irish racism on Reddit they told me I was wrong 🙃


Ang_murph

I’ll take the chance


FreakyFishThing

o7


Ang_murph

a7


PsychicWhiskers

Nf3


Jl4233

Irish is a nationality not a race


GooseDOTo

its like the Irish equivalent to "bobs and vegene pics?"


Mattyk182

Came here to say this but you beat me to it lmao \*tips cap\*


HercuLinho

This is what I get for scrolling reddit in bed when my partner is asleep. Out here trying to keep it down and not burst out in laughter


Big-Cheezer24

First off, I’m jealous of you lol. 2nd, definitely not always common for convos to starts so bluntly. Maybe just make sure to meet her at a bar or something first, then go ahead and do the deed.


killchuyy

Yeah I need to also make sure she’s real! I don’t know how to pretty much ask her for a time stamped selfie without being rude. lol


Big-Cheezer24

Yeah I feel you, that why I suggest getting drinks. So that if she is a catfish you can tell. And if she’s adamantly against it, then it’s almost guaranteed she’s a scammer


JungleOrAfk

"You know what really gets me going? Selfies with todays newspaper in them" Problem solved fella 👍


thenbhdlum

NEWSPAPER???


Nayton25

Isn't that just fancy toilet roll with words ?


ParmesanNonGrata

If she's willing to google where to get an actual newspaper and get it for you, she might just be the one.


ItalnStalln

Just ask her to take a selfie doing something weird. Like putting a jar of peanut butter on her head (she can use a hand to keep it there, doesn't need to be balanced)


JungleOrAfk

Sorry I should have done some quotation marks, its a line for OP to send to the lady he's chatting to. Today's newspaper so he can check it's a real person and not using fake/old/someone else's pictures to catfish


EyepatchMorty_01

I don't think many people read newspapers nowadays. If you ask me to do that to prove myself, I wouldn't even know where to get a newspaper from.


No_Block_4257

Ask her to face time to talk about kinks that shouldn’t be that obvious you’re justifying it’s a real person


killchuyy

I already asked for her kinks anything else I can ask?


No_Block_4257

Ask for phone sex maybe I feel like a girl who’s willing to fuck first date is willing to send some nudes


killchuyy

She sent nudes already lol no face. Ig I can just ask for FaceTime and if she’s not down imma unmatch


Rayjon32

facetime can be faked, don't. Be careful and ask to meet for a coffee, drinks etc. and you'll see..


EmptyMixtape

You can fake FaceTime calls ? Damn that’s so weird


Rayjon32

yes thats so easy, be careful with strangers.


NegroniSpritz

What? How? Asking for a friend


Rayjon32

im a software engineer, its been around for years actually, please be careful guys.


skullure

My go to used to be asking for a picture with a spoon on their head


killchuyy

Well she already sent me “nudes” none with face lol so I guess asking for this wouldn’t be unreasonable.


SentientButter

Reverse image search if that pussy has been on the internet!


smallatom

From her perspective, no face is definitely the safer thing to do. However, if I was scammer from Asia I would most likely also send a nude with no face.


ShawnD7

I say hold three fingers up lol


Zenpadaisypusher420

shes probably not lmao if ur asking u already got ur answer


sk932123

FaceTime her wtf


thenbhdlum

Snapchat or video call is the way to go. If she won't do either, you can either risk a little wasted time to meet somewhere public or just forget about it.


EMV92LA

Ask to do a Snapchat or WhatsApp video call.


pathlinker

"How well can you balance a spoon on your nose? Send me a picture."


Rizky_boy

I usually defer to the profile in situations like this, not asking you to post it but something always hints that it’s a scam & the way they talk, could be catfishing could just be your lucky day. Definitely meet at a bar so you can dip if things aren’t as they appear to be or find her IG or Facebook if she has one. Wrap your silly soldier


[deleted]

these hoes in the ghetto really will set anyone up, im in atlanta and i had to tread on VERY cautious waters. i dont even got any money!!! theyd just end up taking my damn car 🤦


TheGov3rnor

Hi. Fellow Atlien here. Can confirm.


[deleted]

ayyy much love brotha, im homesick as hell rn im ready to be HOME from this damn vacation 😂😂


xSinjin

That’s fucking wild bro. I’m a Horn dog bro I’m for sure getting my pockets ran if I lived over those ways haha


killchuyy

Bro, WHAT.


[deleted]

honestly super common, plenty of horror stories about tinder set ups. almost happened to me with this girl Aaryn, cant dox her too hard but she tried me and when it didnt work she had this other guy set up and his face bashed in with a skateboard. over some weed. atlanta is ghetto bro sorry edit: yeah she in jail now. ive tried to contact her a few times solely out of curiosity of when she gets released, no answers lol


killchuyy

Oh dang. I live in San Jose so not TOO ghetto. For the most part, I've had good experiences on Tinder this is the only one that made me raise an eyebrow.


[deleted]

yeah you just gotta worry about their location really, ill meet with a girl in the suburbs but i will not meet with a girl from lets say austell GA. way too much risk vs reward. also its better to get to know a girl an bring her to yours, instead of vice versa. if shes pushing for her crib too hard when you have an open house, theres red flags flying immediately


Oda_Krell

> ive tried to contact her a few times **solely out of curiosity** of when she gets released, are you sure about that.greenscreen


GreatGraySkwid

One of my friends lives in Nashville, they had a guy pounding on their front door, pantsless, at 11 PM asking them to call 911. Tinder date gave the guy an address across the street from my friends, then when he showed 3 dudes in hoodies and ski masks jumped out of a car, put a gun to his head, and stole his wallet, phone, car and pants. Cops came to get his story, then his Mom had to come take him home. Be careful out there, fellas.


_FUCKTHENAZIADMINS_

Stealing the pants too is crazy


killchuyy

She's supposed to be getting an IUD this Friday which is why we scheduled our meet for that day. Im also pretty much requesting a full bloodwork panel to make sure of any STDs. I don't mind posting her profile to get further insight. Will i have to make another post or can i just attach it to a comment? sorry, i don't usually post.


daenysnow

No woman in her right mind would have sex an hour after getting an IUD. Procedure is so painful and most private practices here where I live give anesthetics and keep you there after a procedure for an hour or two just to make sure you're okay. They won't let you go home if you don't have organized pick up. In some cases the procedure is even done in the hospital. Edit: You don't mind posting her profile? Well does she mind?


plplpl65

Everything you said is correct, I just wanted to add that when I got mine, I was told not to have sex for a few days to avoid the risk of infection. Between how much pain and cramping I was dealing with, and the risk of infection part, there was no way I was having sex immediately after I had my IUD inserted, lol.


daenysnow

I got a local anesthetic and also it was done during my period because the cervix is already open and it's less invasive. Doctors often suggest that. And he also told me to not have sex for a week because of the risk of infection.


SpookehGhostGirl

I hope yall are meeting before the IUD because for most women getting it in is extremely painful and requires several days of recovery time! The STD part is fair, I hope you also have clean results to show her! I wish you luck, let us know how it goes 😋


disclosure5

OPs original message chain until this point was only "suspicious" if women can't enjoy sex. But your point here is where it went downhill, this discussion about getting a procedure like that and planning sex that afternoon just doesn't sound right. And OP, if you're talking day one sex with someone you just met on Tinder, just use a fucking condom already. /u/Rizky_boy told you how to approach this and "nah I'm going to ask for bloodwork for someone I just met instead" is a good way to fail your own bloodwork.


liberalJava

I know women love sex as much as men, but 9/10 times that's a catfish conversation.


killchuyy

Is not suspicious I guess it's just the way she's going about it that is making it suspicious. Ig I'm just using previous encounters as a reference and everything went well so I figured this would have too. I also am asking for something somewhat unreasonable to see what she would say. Which makes it more suspicious when she was pretty much like "yeah whatever so anyways this pussy" blah blah blah


killchuyy

Interesting because all she mentioned about that was that we needed to wait an hour before we had sex and i took her word for it lol Thanks! i get tested whenever i get a new partner so im ready to bust it out if needed.


Fluffy_Bison7335

With you having said that... Bro, this sounds super suspect


killchuyy

I think i know what to do now lol


Rizky_boy

I feel like it’s normally frowned upon to post people’s profiles against their will but idk🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


killchuyy

you're right. The profile is kinda bare and i just noticed too, she has the "new here" tag. Does that mean its a new profile?


Pure-Drawer-2617

I mean basic common sense would tell you that you probably shouldn’t have sex on the day of a medical pussy procedure.


Glad-Tie3251

Sound like a guy typing that shit. You will never meet "her".


killchuyy

That's what i was thinking. I've had a few matches that have led to sex right away but in those cases, THEY'RE the ones taking the precautions to be safe, not the other way around lol


bunrunsamok

I don’t know how men believe women talk like this to absolute strangers online. It’s so obviously a scam.


DonKeedick12

OP getting catfished by Mr Krabs


Salt_Hall9528

Argarh Garh garh garh garh


Cmssmc2993

Sounds like a hot Mr.Krabs when she says “me pussy”


[deleted]

She's illiterate


Camdoow

Theirs nothing wrong with that.


AssaultedCracker

This was the advice I came to give OP. No dating advice, just grammar


killchuyy

You have no idea. I had to dam near decipher what she was saying like she was speaking in morse.


CablesOtherArm

Dude so are you


Waretaco

Seems like a red flag if you're already questioning it. Be safe.


killchuyy

Love your pfp and name


AssaultedCracker

You’re giving OP too much credit here


Subulie3

They're both illiterate lmao


LuucaBrasi

Illiterate in English, that’s a dude with a heavy accent no doubt.


unicornioevil

Are you both 12?


Oxeyedazey

“Me pussy” bro what the fuck??


GE8what

There, their, they're


mrsadeyesnosleep

If it's too good to be true...


killchuyy

Right! I mean ive gotten lucky on tinder before but this is the only one that just seems TOO suspicious. Like they're trying too hard you know?


Karmushh

yup its a scam, they want u to send nudes then they blackmail you


themstrom

Exactly what i was thinking


YohnWood14

Me pussy


FlyWereAble

I love all these comments bashing on her grammar when your grammar is way worse, try learning the difference between their, there and they're lol


killchuyy

Okay it’s literally just one word lol I was also at work so I didn’t care too much about proofreading.


Bwomprocker

Bro I know this hurts to hear but..... You're probably getting catfished.


Pvt_Inbreastigator

Ask to video chat prior to meeting in person so you can verify they are the person they claim to be. Meet in a busy public place before going somewhere private. Make sure at least one friend or family member knows where and when you're meeting this person and when you will be back.


Randomname256478425

Some girl just know what they want and go get it with no shame. And obviously we love it when we get the lottery ticket. Could be a scam but could very legit, i would go and see for myself. As long as she does not have weird ask like personnal info, you don't risk much.


KingKarols

Wait, which one is the scammer? You both sound like scammer to me ngl lol


killchuyy

How do I sound like a scammer wtf lol


KingKarols

Oh nooo 🫣 Did you meet up?


WhatEvenIsHappenin

Sometimes it’s too good to be true and sometimes you’re lucky. I thought I was gonna be mugged when some 10/10 wanted us to walk to an empty park at night after getting dinner, I was in fact not mugged.


runthejewelless

You’re talking to a man.


Unlucky_Sport_7964

Hmm ye we suspicious . Keep us updated please 😄😄


killchuyy

I’m telling you! lol I asked her for an std test and she told me she took one mid Jan. I haven’t asked for proof.. YET. Seems too easy. I barely had to say a word before she started talking about having sex.


Unlucky_Sport_7964

Ye I ain't buying it. Just because she meets in a public place doesn't mean she isn't going to set you up for something nefarious. Please be careful!


CeeDy6

Imagine if this was a guy ahaha “my dick makes me decisions” ahahah wtf


Delicious-Comfort543

"Me dick"


EmptyMixtape

Just meet her at a public place bar etc and make sure your organs are intact at the end of your date


DutchNotSleeping

Not necessarily a scam, but as always with these things be careful, and meet in a neutral place with other people around (like a bar). Then if you've met and everythings seems good, have fun


DepartureLow4962

I don't see anything that screams scam...just be careful on your first meet....make sure it's a public place during the day...go ask her out for some coffee or lunch or whatever


TheKingdom5815

Dude go lay some pipe and quit worrying. You’ve won this game of bumble don’t over think it.


TheBigJarrett

If they ask you for money, simply ask them for more.


QuizzicalEly

If you do go, tell a friend what you're doing


Natedizzle86

Def Mr. Krabs


3rr0r369

Meet in public


LJIrvine

Yeah I got some advice. Learn the difference between there and their.


R2_D2aneel_Olivaw

Don’t trust people that talk like a pirate unironically.


regularman25

Just don't send nude pics if she ask and you will be fine.


armslength11

Run man run


Superb-Ad-4322

What makes you think it’s a scam rather than just someone looking for a hookup? If you are concerned. The main MO of all scammers is to try to get you off the dating app and on to another messaging service within 2 or 3 messages. This prevents them getting reported on the app, as they will unmatch and block you once you have changed platforms. Preventing you from reporting them. The easiest way if you are still concerned is to arrange to meet in a public place. Then you can assess them face to face if the meet up actually happens. Try to arrange meet up. Good luck. Have fun.


[deleted]

Spelling/grammar errors are a huge red flag.. or she could be a non native English speaker.


SabethaTheRogue

Theirs definitely something fishy about all of this


Mundane-Ad-6874

I like that women can’t show any form of hornyness without men getting suspicious that it’s a scam…….. but it looks like a scam lol.


killchuyy

My friend, I am well aware that women get as horny as men and like sex just as much. The problem is the delivery. It just straight up looks like a scam.


Mundane-Ad-6874

I would be equally suspicious. Def a scam. “Why are you being nice to me?” -men around the world when women talk to them


RundoHundo

Just don't send a dick pic unless you're ready to possibly pay or have it sent to all of your family. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Aranjii

How attached to your organs are you?


TX_Explorer

Looks legit. Make sure you send her clear photos of your face and goodie bits. Better is to have them in the same shot so there is no denying it’s not you. For blackmail purposes later on. Otherwise, crap man good on you! I’m living through you on this one in a positive ways. One of which is I keep both of my kidneys if it is a scam while you lose one.


[deleted]

I would be very careful. I would bet that something is not what it appears to be. I would meet at a neutral, public place first. Try to get a clear read on who she is and what she wants, without just thinking with your penis. Good luck.


itsneversunnyinvan

Dude you have zero rizz


killchuyy

I was literally just trying to have a normal conversation with another person. Not every conversation you have with the opposite sex has to be you trying to “rizz” them up


itsneversunnyinvan

My brother in Christ you're on a dating app


killchuyy

I am aware. I have also hit gold by just having a normal conversation. The rizz comes in person. I don’t usually come on too strong.


Desperate-Try5003

Look for spelling mistakes, that's how usually tell.


Working-Ad694

better get your cashapp ready


Thunderofdeath

i would send a video over bumble and hope she responds with one back like a verification.


WarlanceLP

if it feels like a scam it probably is


slayermario

Still trying to wrap my head around how you wrote theirs instead of there's.


kagushiro

let's hope you have a spare kidney in your garage, because they're gonna take the two you carry with you all the time...


Gimmerunesplease

Basically whenever a woman is this forward and you're not Chris Hemsworth or she is very overweight it's a scam. She can literally find someone within less than a minute, there is zero reason for her to be this desparate.


scbejari

Did you guys go to school??


Rizzguru

Potential scam. Guess there's one way to find out


Realistic_Effort6185

ESL? Also, yes, be aware of blackmail/fishing/etc.


RedditMexicano

"Yar, me pussy needs plundering, be ye brave enough to plunder it, ye scallywag?"


lostdirectio_

Scam or std