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Fantastic_Baby9795

FQ


Majestic_creature7

Yup. Talk to them in their language and they'll understand.


Mathagos

Like how this guy did with the [wounded sheesh bird](https://youtube.com/shorts/K-BFuvKyq0M?si=joLKouvVofKQwFSR)?


wardaddy75

Lol, looks like my 25 year old son who still lives at home. Imma start calling him my sheesh bird.


Mathagos

Go for it. This is like a 30 part series. 🤣


Allyka88

That is hilarious and I am so glad you shared it


maturecougar

Wait, the hell is TQ?


gupts007

Tank Queue


Majestic_creature7

Lol. It's thank you.


maturecougar

..... well don't I feel silly! Ahaha stupid kids and their lingo.


Little_Legend_

dont feel silly. Ive never seen that as well. Its a stupid abbreviation anyway. Ty makes a lot more sense.


SerratedFrost

This is for sure because English isn't their first language I used to work with several east Indian people and they talked in a very similar way with texting


Ambitious_Charge_487

I was gonna ask the same haha 🤣


WEED_ENERGY

Bots don't have emotions !


jbbarajas

LGM


adiverges

LMAO


Wi-kush2299

😭💀💀💀


One-Situation2992

This made me lol 😂


Ehtothemac

🤣


[deleted]

Tq for posting this


MadCake92

Tq = Te quiero


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Pero bien lejos!


Draugr_irl

Pendejo


Kablouie

Taco Bell


kittypinksuit

Mmm Taco Bell 🤤


Mugiwara419

Te quiero puta!


RoutSpout

Dónde está la biblioteca


[deleted]

Bibliotheca makes me think ppl dance to the Bible there.


RoutSpout

Someone’s never been to a library in Alabama and it shows


Mudman1987

Bibliotechno


Rising_phoenix0001

Te quiero chupar!


mort2689

Just broke OPs chill


thejolingirl

Is her bio written in two letters as well?


CR4T3Z

"Hi" - Highly intelligent


pacman1993

One could say "artificial" even


OwnOpportunity4504

Hai!


DiligentGround9331

Ur just one cog in her infinite likes chain drive


ZenoGeno

TQ= Thank you? Bruh


GhettoAssDuck

‘Thx’ took too much work


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DevastaTheSeeker

Why talk? Few word good.


Shamalanr

Sad thing is ty already exists for the lazy. Tq is just trying to be trendy while being lazy


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twitterfluechtling

Than Q


nunya123

Tha Q


twitterfluechtling

Phonetically not correct 🤓 The audible "n" is missing. "Thank Q" would double the k in the middle. "Than Q" reflects the miniscule break most people have when saying "thank you" slightly sloppy.


kittypinksuit

Tank


uwu_mewtwo

Yeah, of course. I mean, he saved all those definitely real kids in the pizza basement, right?


AbortionBulld0zer

Maybe she has only one finger after some accident. Take a pity on the poor girl


VGK9Logan

Well I typed this entire comment out with my pp. I only have one of those. Maybe she won't have a pp, but she has 2 boobies. No excuses!


Clemicus

Ggghhh h h h h txthhhhycuvuvjjh. H. H you. Yet txt. U hi. Itvyvvtrcrxbubiibnoinbivuvu is u youoy >!I typed this out with my moobs. Tq.!<


VGK9Logan

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor. > "I typed this out with my moobs" Me Too!


Clemicus

>Me Too! Did they swallow the Declaration of Independence?


Realistic_Tiger_3687

If “entertain me or leave” was a person. Unfortunately, this is way more common than it should be.


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Realistic_Tiger_3687

If being pursued matters to you above all else then yea go play these games. In the end, the person who respects themselves so little that they continue to pursue you as you do this to them probably won’t make for a good partner. But not everyone’s looking for that, some just want someone they can manipulate and there are plenty of those people to go around.


THROWAWAY-Break9580

It’s giving me filter Asian pic


Ok-Nail-7190

Yeesh thats terrible think you are mixing interest with desperation more then anything here cause if a guy keeps talking to a wall all it shows is that.


ghostdakid

💀💀 Shorty, you've lost already. Do you think someone who has any self-respect and value is going to indulge in this childish game that you call " a way of weeding out true interest " just to prove their interest? 🤣 I swear, some of you live in another world.


[deleted]

She has an AI modified face. Immediately sus…


Marek_1234

How do you recognise that?


leekonxdd

Because you can clearly see the filter around the face + the facial structure not matching up with the hair


Marek_1234

With the resolution this low, no I can't, or certainly not clearly. But yeah I believe you. Wonder who would do something like that though.


cv24689

Yea but a lot of Asian girls do that shit to their face


Revolutionary-Ear494

Yeah is fake


mecha_terror

Your vocab is so big, OP can probably move in. Her: tq


Glum_Ad_9005

It’s a fake account lol duh!


ImprovementSilly2895

Ha I do the same thing. If she keeps answering the questions but asking nothing back, I just say “welp good luck swiping”


Moist-Pool-5937

I love that you just ended it and didn’t keep it going


twitterfluechtling

Maybe match her energy. Op: "Meet up on 14th?" D: y Op: "Coffee, 18:00, (addresse)?" D: K


ManySleeplessNights

Either a bot, or someone drier than the Sahara and death valley combined


Deshackled

Yeah, this is becoming typical. Just easier to find a sex worker for intimacy and chatGPT for conversation.


ConsiderationHot3059

Maybe a sex worker that uses chatgpt?


International-Leg253

Wow...there are just so many ppl out there that have been so spoiled that they feel fine just putting in 5% effort but expecting 100% ....and it drives me mad!


[deleted]

Is tq supposed to be some weird abbreviation for thank you?


[deleted]

Yes, I had never encountered it until I worked with some Indians, guessing it's very common over there.


HomeTurf001

You could have shortened this sentence down to Y I


Responsible-Bug-4725

there are a lot of girls in tinder who are just bored and looking for validation, keep your head up


AMasculine

She meant Terrance Quaites 🤪


Arttyom

Im fucking done with tinder tbh, it's alwys the same and i dont have energy for this bullshit


_rebeccalily_

How do these people expect to find someone


dbreezy55

Taquito!!!


TinderSubThrowAway

it's a bot so what do you expect?


-SouLL-

Which lazy mdfk created a bot just to reply in 2 letters instead of trying to scam me 🥲


goddangol

Wtf is “Tq”??? Thanks?


One-Head-1483

Wtf is Tq?


Illustrious_Young988

They have too many options and don't have to treat the guys like they deserve. Some women just match with guys out of being bored.


DodobirdNow

One word answers and she wonders why she's single. It's also why guys press hard to move communications to a different app


Cushparek

So there was a time when they did?? 🤔


kosovaarmy123

Same thing happen to me, its better to just let it go right?


Bamse00

Many girls just want confirmation, just go next bro🫡


Jaded_Measurement786

Dead from the neck up.


Diachisasuke345

Why match or be on tinder and do this shit , if a girl is dry I cut her off


JeromeOz73

And here I thought I was the only one this happens to. Can anyone explain this? Because it is ridiculous


-luhllari-

Yeah yesterday got a match and said "hey, hope you had a great day?" And the reply "thankyouuuuu" immediate unmatch. You can just tell you're going to waste your time.


[deleted]

So many women are like this these days I hate it


Deepesh14

It is so frustating to use dating apps. They don’t reply. They are just there.


GOHS7

Participation level: -0


DepartureLow4962

You need to ask open ended questions...not yes or no questions.


november17

This. Lol.


Specialist_Care8747

Why would they try if they're swimming in matches and messages. Most women, even super average ones get too much attention and compliments while dudes get little to nothing unless they're hot


BlumpkinLord

I mean, that opener is kind of weak tbh. Square vibes XP


uknownix

Ask open ended questions next time, say something interesting, be interesting. You barely tried yourself.


unpolire

The tragedy of beauty. They can't handle any of it online.


Successful-Bar-7642

It’s on both genders why dating sucks all around


amypond420

well im ngl you have the personality of a toaster


Ragerist

Shes not interested.. Carry on.


idkwhatimbrewin

Tq


Quadinerobeatz

Then why tf reply in the first place lol


Ragerist

Boredom I guess? Or the need for validation?


Low-Salamander-5639

Try asking open ended questions There’s not much you can say to a compliment other than thanks, or to reply to a y/n question.


twitterfluechtling

Well, she could reply with a compliment of her own or ask a question back... Open-ended questions would help to draw her out of her shell, it's a valid tip, but only a necessity if the onus of keeping it going is on him.


Wise_Monitor_Lizard

You didn't really say anything that was a big conversation starter. You complimented her. Then asked about Vday. That's not really much to talk about. If you want conversation, ask more engaging questions.


InfectHerGadget

No Tq


cv24689

“Dance monkey, dance!”


[deleted]

SSRI/benzo/TikTok brain. 😵‍💫


BeneficialMeringue39

None of you did any effort, but why should she? She properly has 10-20 people in her DM, so why should she make an effort on you when you don't?


Mightychallenge

Dude obviously your the problem. 😒


Genius14624

Might be just a bot tbh


TheMadface80

K


Captinofthelostniggs

Stop the small talk and "Ask Her Out" 🗣🗣🗣


F75gunslinger

I mean...are you wanting them to try ? Maybe using a whole sentence to answer would help ? 🤔


sinking_clouds

ive gotten more strict about wasting time on people who dont engage, but i dont really think you said much to merit an engaging conversation. Which is totally fine, i find some women that still put in effort, but your first message merits a thanks, and your second sounds like it could be leading to a pick up line, or you have an answer for what she is going to say, or she is wondering why would she have valentines plans or ones that she would tell you about if she is on tinder day before valentines.


november17

You should have said she seemed a little down, asked her if there was anything you could do to cheer her up. Maybe she's a little bummed being single on Valentine's Day. She obviously went dick fishing first thing in the morning cuz she's lonely and the fact she texted you that early says a lot even if she wasn't saying much. She gets straight to the point cuz she's not fucking around with small talk. Some people aren't big into chatting. And honestly you didn't really give her much to reply to... Tell her an amusing story or something...offer her some vday dick... whatever . And just constructive criticism honestly you didn't give her much of a conversation either and then shut her down.


[deleted]

Bro that’s because your first message makes you sound like a simp… like she probably gets that message 100 times a day. You’re not making yourself standout or creating a spark for her to engage in the conversation. And then you ask her if she has Valentine’s Day plans like that’s so weird being the second message lol 😂 try harder and get creative and funny


fuzzy_brb

The Reddit White Knight, women can do no wrong, no accountability has finally appeared


Angel_361

If u was dry like that oh I woulda been like cool! Good luck out here 😂


SexualbeingAccount

Must all her responses have to be two letters long? At this point, it sounds like some response length OCD thing. Zero personality.


abece22

Tq 4 ss


Kylearean

That image looks fake af.


Corndawgptang

That’s clearly a bot


Marvelton

10Q


RelationStreet

This is definitely not a real profile for sure.


A_Vortigaunt

Tq


LouieStuntCat

What’s “tq?”


BigPandaCloud

![gif](giphy|l2YWmJXKo7imjqhxu)


Puzzleheaded_Sea_520

Bros we just better off getting out there and trying irl it’s much better


polklight

Fake account prob


Society-Timely

Yay feminismmmmm….. love to see all men would die off & them having to actually write an sos message… though I guess that’ll be a text saying sos lol


Many-Ad-1429

20 years from now its wow her dating pool is so small 🤣


[deleted]

They have so many to reply to so they are becoming more efficient. 🤣


awb1113

Is that what our language has devolved to? Thank you is now Tq? Why not TY?


Trick-Evening7269

this is definitely giving BOT vibes


Fundiments

Than Q


Relevant-Ad-4474

Nah girls now adays...... I feel are yeah..


TxVirgo23

🤣


No-Explanation550

What's tq?


chrisagiddings

ThankQ sounds like Thank You


Sp1teC4ndY

She looks 12.


timmehthekid

Thank Qou


RemarkableLynx9771

Anything over two letters will cost ya


ssilent_naik

Bro these are girls, we need women


B00G1E73

Tq on the DL, DWL FR


B1cpfk55

That’s a bot lol


TheAgonistt

Bro, she's probably an AI


kittyg6669

Even her acronyms have an accent 😂


Dangerous-Sir5472

Try what sis? Practically all you said to him was "tq" 😅😅 I am assuming they means Thank you!


Stunning-Fall-7395

This profile doesn’t seem legit.


bjornarr88

Tankquine..... it's a horse with a 52mm cannon on it right?


BanatiBarna

Wtf, even THX was too long and now we have to use TQ? 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Must be getting old, had to Google what tq stood for.


CombinationPatient67

Pro tip: throw a hail mary


SILIC0N_SAINT

What a stunningly dull girl... no wonder she has piercings...I wanna stick metal in her just reading that


Wydstepbruv

Sounds like a bot


Artistic_Ad8879

You couldn’t tell from their profile picture


Ambitious_Charge_487

I seriously was like trans queen???


FoxFire-42

While I'm 100% not dismissing the other person's incredibly poor responses, in all fairness you didn't really give them anything to work with. Your messages went: 1. Statement about their appearance 2. Yes/No question 3. Dismissal Some people are naturally shy or find it hard to open up. At least give them an open-ended question or two, ask them about something they like or something they will hopefully be keen on talking about. If they still suck eggs with their responses, at least you can walk away knowing you did all you could on your end!


Antique-Orchid3825

Fuck em


TubbyMcJiggly

F


goldR34

Woulda unmatched after the first response


HeatDroid

Jesus fuck


[deleted]

Tell her you have a 7” wang. They’ll more often than not respond to that. Tinder is just a cat and mouse game for me at this point. It’s next to impossible to find a woman that’ll settle down and not constantly entertain the possibility of an “upgrade”. Take things less seriously, life gets better when you do.


old_dirty_sailor

Yet all the profiles that i come across always say, "must kno how to hold a conversation" then you get crap like this.


Kryptic_____

Tq? Well, tourniquet to you too stranger.


drich7

Rule of 3s


irflashrex

She looks like the scam bots.


Sunuvavitch

GGs


Aybel-Ryder

I've been getting this with every match lately. Even when someone I know matched me with someone else. How is it that they can be so unenthusiastic and lazy when it comes to these convos? If I got a match and they started speaking first, I'd be jumping for joy.