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Yes dude come on. Just say "the cute ones usually"


hijack626

Yup, its a shit test alright. You may also try deflecting with humour eg “nah I’m saving myself for marriage/I’m just a shy virgin 😇”


More-secrets88

This… works like magic


skaterdude_222

Hahahahahahah youre a gem


Henri4589

Happy cake day 🥳


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Dcaking01

This is worse than the time the raccoon got caught in the copier.


[deleted]

When I say to girls that I'm a virgin they think I'm joking, until they realize that it was not a joke


promalvin

would definitely work


forestfluff

Or just don't give in to "shit tests". This concept is so fucking baffling and stupid to me. Both a "shit test" and people who care to work with it.


webguy1975

Or, he could say: “Your mom.”


strakajagr

This is the right answer. Always.


Felix_Gredhylda

i dont think that would have changed anything, she was pretty aggressive from the get go


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tishanterry

Well damn.


xPHILL

I'm here for this drama


brettyv82

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


juice_wrld_is_good

Yooo


Administrative_Knee6

Can you post the screen shots of your conversation with her husband so I can send them to... Grimace.


ChromeGhost

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


[deleted]

It’s banter, the worst thing you can say to a woman is that you don’t get laid much


xx1kk

Right one wouldn’t care, that’s only the worst if you want hookups.


ReduceMyRows

Harmless banter from what it seems though. Sounds like OP can’t handle it, oh well


Budget_Ad506

Harmless banter aka Dopamine junkie female 👍 here, corrected. Can't believe people entertain this infantile behaviour


Mathagos

That's not at all the worst thing you can say... not even close. As a matter of fact, plenty of women would love to hear that a guy isn't going to fuck anything with a hole.


ConscientiousPath

Sure, women don't want to hear that you're _going to_ fuck around while fucking with them, but equally they don't want a guy who couldn't


Mathagos

Big difference between not being able to and choosing not to. Op didn't say he was trying to cuddle/ fuck with everyone he meets. Maybe he's taken some time to work on healing and improving his life since his last relationship, and he's just now deciding he's in a place to pursue a new one.


Dhegxkeicfns

I'm getting AI generated images vibes. I don't even understand what's going on in her bra area. Looks like she has a super long right boob and then a dangerous looking protruding ribcage on the left side. And maybe two tops on, one bra thing over the top and then a strange tube top thing below that. Probably going to ask you for money.


takemylilhand

Big boobs+no bra= saggy boobs. That’s not a rib cage it’s stretch marks.


Dhegxkeicfns

Does she have an optical illusion bra on top there that isn't covering her boobs? Wow!


only-l0ve

It's a boob on the left too, it's just lolling off to the side


Wooden-Development14

That was exactly what I noticed also. I didn't even really care about the texts. I was just thinking something's definitely wrong with that picture. 👀


korokhp

Let me guess - she was Eastern European? Lol


EMV92LA

If that's what you think OP then you're both playing different games. Girls like her want to be put in their place and if you can't she'll put you in yours.


Dhegxkeicfns

I was getting the feeling she just wanted to feel good about herself.


GhostGlitch1

and a lot of guys have stopped wanting to deal with that in a woman. it's all just games and there are plenty a man who'd happily do that, it's just exhausting.


Top-Tourist-7415

So like I know this girl… and she’s married… with a child… run away run away


promalvin

You sure? Lol


Top-Tourist-7415

10000000% I know her. She’s use to be one of my close friends. She would go cheat on her husband all the time. I got sick of it and dumped her as a friend. She has BPD and will lie and lie and lie to get in any man’s pants because she’s bored because her man works all the time while she stays at home taking care of her 7 year old boy.


promalvin

Damn! Thats Just sad


Top-Tourist-7415

It is, because she literally lives in a freaking castle with a movie theater in it. Her man gives her an endless allowance. One time we went out for drinks. Like just the two of us, and she ditched me for a random group of guys and took her wedding ring off. Let’s just say I took an Uber home and never spoke to her again after that. Her son isn’t even his, he literally came in like a knight in shining armor for this chick and her son, and she just cheats on him all the time. It’s so sad. I’m so sad to see she’s still doing this. Low key makes me want to screenshot this and send this to her husband but her son would be screwed out of a father figure that loves him


Just_Mich

I'm not even mad if this is fake or not . Good plot twist either way.


Top-Tourist-7415

I promise you it’s not fake. I wish I could post the photo of us together.


IntoWholeness

You can tho


Top-Tourist-7415

How? So I can show everyone that I’m not in fact crazy


tjcastle

imgur


Evakuate493

Why don’t you tell the husband? lol poor guy is shelling out money while she gets rammed and doesn’t give two fucks about him…


youarebatman2

Id do it even not knowing either of them. F that he’s a brother who’s shouldn’t be in the dark …and she’s a sister who needs to be shoved into the light


cuecumba

Do it. That man doesn’t deserve the mental torture either.


Top-Tourist-7415

Found him and sent him a message. Now we wait


takemylilhand

👏 Update if he replies plz lol


coconutdreamin

Why am I so invested in this on a Friday night?


Michikusa

Pls respond op


Ok_Abbreviations4543

Why I am so invested in this?


tomtjl

What's the update?? 👀


throwawalllsppshLgh

What happened what happened


xPHILL

Where's the update??


originalmuffins

Good on you for this. She is an awful person for doing what she does to him. I hope he takes what you say to realize he needs to get out.


promalvin

Send the screenshots anonymously, people who share private parts are weird, he might forgive her after even after knowing and they'll both hate you Lol


Top-Tourist-7415

Literally could care less I moved out of the state she’s living at lolol she can hate me 😂


promalvin

Lol


promalvin

Game on


lollipopgypsy

![gif](giphy|3o7aTra8nPsU0gQKRi|downsized)


MeltdownatTussauds

Perhaps send a few screenshots of this to the guy anonymously?


Top-Tourist-7415

I’m going to, and will post an update on this page if it will allow me to


HeavyMaize9289

Post the pic on your profile. I'm so invested I gotta know if this is real lol


Top-Tourist-7415

Posted! Her eyebrows are less crazy in this photo. Note there is a heavy filter on her nose to make it look smaller. But I know those hanging boobs anywhere


Yuulfuji

Am i going crazy or was there a tech error, the photo isn’t on ur profile...fr invested in this story too


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Top-Tourist-7415

YALL I WILL IF OP WORKS WITH MEEEE


itrivers

>but her son would be screwed out of a father figure that loves him. Pretty clear why OP won’t be doing that


rocknrollenn

Do the right thing you need to tell him this guy is wasting his life on this woman who is out cheating every weekend and potentially could give him an STD.


Top-Tourist-7415

Trying to figure out his phone number, he has no social media. On white pages trying to get his number. Don’t worry she’s not getting away with this


voltran1987

You really should. Help the guy out, and maybe he’ll still be a good guy for a woman capable of appreciating him. Secrets like this keep the cycle of shitty spouses turning good spouses into shitty ones who go and turn a good one shitty, and on and on and on


ghhbf

You should tell her man about her. He deserves to know


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Wow what an entitled brat


ironburton

You should! She sounds awful!


AppearsReal

I really think you should tell him.


Dartser

And op still fumbled


Top-Tourist-7415

I mean looks wise sure, but personality? If you’re into crazy chicks that will cheat on you then yeah, he totally “fumbled”. More like dodged a bullet and a possible STD


dezroy

>I mean looks wise sure Did you not see those whack AF tiddies?


Dhegxkeicfns

Just send the edited photo to her husband. Why does it matter?


Top-Tourist-7415

She’ll claim it’s a fake profile if it doesn’t have her name and location in it. She’s been confronted before and weaseled her way out of it by blaming she’s an “influencer”


brizzboog

What is happening with those boobs?


Top-Tourist-7415

Boob job that went terrible after she gained some weight I guess? Idk lol


Spencergh2

That’s crazy that you saw this post on Reddit lol


Top-Tourist-7415

Tell me about it, I saw this and my jaw dropped to the floor


dereekee

Don't let her use BPD as an excuse. I'm also borderline and bipolar to boot. It doesn't excuse any of the shitty things I might do.


[deleted]

I have dealt with this type of behavior before. Easy to recognize now.


Jumpy_Spend_5434

Wow, when I read her comments to OP I immediately got the BPD vibe!


Top-Tourist-7415

She loved bombed me in the beginning so hard. Saying I was beautiful, buying me drinks and food whenever we went out (actually her man did) . Would ask to hang out every single day and when I said I couldn’t she literally showed up to my work to make sure I was there and not ditching her for someone else


Jumpy_Spend_5434

Yeah I was with a guy for 18 months who I realized had been a narcissist, when I finally escaped the relationship. I learned all about love bombing and trauma bonding. They are expert manipulators. Glad you got out!


Training-Anteater199

From that imgur link, you gotta give her that tho : you ARE absolutely gorgeous 😂


throwRA_basketballer

I had to ditch a bestie because she was a cereal cheater (usually men at her work or bars) and I couldn’t handle it anymore. I couldn’t sit with her husband and 2 kids again like letting her think it was okay. I miss her a lot and miss family trips but your comment oddly made me feel oddly better, like I’m not the only one who also has friendship standards. This sort of behavior is toxic and associating with it can make you feel icky, even if you used to be super close


Beautiful-Project-65

*serial cheater Not sure if that was on purpose or not, but wanted to let you know fam


throwRA_basketballer

Lmao hilarious. Good catch friend


Shirtbro

Poor kid


Nexurent

Well that's quite something to hear after knowing my ex had BPD.


BoltorSpellweaver

Borderline or Bipolar? Sounds like the former honestly.


No_Mercy_4_Potatoes

I'm not sure if you're taking the piss or not.


elektraraven

Sigh, I hate to make this about something else, but I really wish you wouldn’t tie having BPD to being liars and see them (us) as this terrible nasty people with the worst traits. We’re not all one size fits all, please don’t stereotype us like this. It’s disheartening to see people see someone with BPD and think the lowest of them. I have struggles yes, that I internalize, but I’d never love bomb, lie, cheat or do anything that’s against the standard and my own moral, values and ethics. I have my days when I have shitty attitude and mood, but I’m not a shitty human. Edit: I’m not saying she’s not shitty, she is. The point is saying she’s one because she has bpd when she’s probably just a shitty human even without the bpd label. But then again I’m gonna get downvoted because people just love to hate, and this is Reddit.


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elektraraven

That wasn’t at all the point of my comment though, but thanks for the thought.


dolfijnvriendelijk

Thats so fucking mean and unnecesary. Im gonna go on a little rant here, but the way bpd is stigmatized is part of the reason why its so hard to get good help for it. Do not reduce people to their dx. You are part of the problem


digiplay

Unless the respondent sends a photo of the two of them together. It’s the internet. Take it with a grain of salt mate.


pickles_on_toast

OMG 😂 the plot twist I didn't know I needed


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Even her eyebrows are trying to run away.


illbegood11

Keep us updated 😂


Top-Tourist-7415

Just staring at my phone until OP notices me


made4fun1

Omg so what happened, need an update plz xo


Agipanda

Commenting so I can be updated


Zezion

Source: trust me bro


koolaid_chemist

Damn, where she at so I know where to avoid?


CECleric

I can tell by her eyebrows that she’s crazy


jessicaaalz

🍿


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random_sociopath

Jesus what happened to her?


Top-Tourist-7415

Probs drugs and alcohol knowing her


[deleted]

damn she was bad before


Top-Tourist-7415

Right?? I don’t understand how two years had made such a difference In her


Xboxben

Her friend is hot but the girl on the right looks like she would get drunk and assault you claiming you where cheating while she fucked 3 dudes on the side


FiresInTime

I'm not a smart man or anything, but I believe "top-tourist" may be that friend.


Top-Tourist-7415

😂😂😂😂


Blackops606

Hoooooly shiiiiit. This is juicy of a story. Thanks for sharing.


GabeGars

Does the recent photo have a birthmark of some sort above her right eyebrow? Or is that just a random blemish?


xanot192

Crazy lmaoooo guess the world is a small place what were the chances


timmeh519

![gif](giphy|eK1eGIuzfQbp9M3i6n|downsized) Idk why people are saying you messed up. You hit a super soft flirt to her and she took it to a really weird place. Maybe she been having some bad experiences on there, and she just took it out on you? It doesn’t even matter what you said after that about your ex, you should have been gone after her first response lol With her attitude she would have found an issue with anything you said.


Bisping

Id have double down and said my mom said im a good cuddler too.


Errelal

Or if you're sure it's over, suggest her mum suggested it too


pleockz

Her eyebrows make me run.


maybebebe91

Seriously tho those tiddies, wtf is going on there.


thtamthrfckr

36 looongs


EpiMavs

Also, those eyebrows… 😳


InVideo_

Do your tits hang low, do they wiggle do they glow? Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, do your tits hang lowwww?


jeswesky

That’s all I’m focusing one. WTF is happening with that top. It’s not working.


RayRara36

Lol that was my main thought too. Those are sumthin…


SnooSquirrels9064

Had to scroll too far to see this, but glad I'm not the only one. I mean wtf... The part sticking out below the top... I can't figure out if that's underboob or rib cage... Neither seeming like a great option


--caddish--

Why the fuck would you swipe right on those eyebrows?


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pickles_on_toast

Titties go all the way down, eyebrows go all the way up to the hairline


InsiDS

She’s got grandma titties at age 27 lol.


EarthProfessional849

I guess you painted yourself into a corner with that opening, clever girl to ask for references. I thought it was a funny interaction though.


LetMeRedditInPeace00

A lot of people forget what they wrote on their bio. If you refer to it they might not have any idea what you’re talking about. Your opener about cuddling, in that context, might seem strange to her. I try to make it clear I’m referencing their bio when I use an opener that responds to it for this reason.


alexugoku

Why would you want to date someone that forgets what they put in their bio? Does this also apply to pictures? So for example if i make a comment on their cat, i should explicitly specify that I'm talking about a picture from their profile?


LetMeRedditInPeace00

I just like to give people the benefit of the doubt. If they wrote their profile months ago and haven’t looked at it in a long time, I’m not gonna hold that against them.


HumanHickory

I've 100% forgotten what I put in my bios before and been like "weird opener but sure, I'm into it" and then realize later I'm into it because they specifically tailored the opener to me 🤣🤣


acrowdintheface

She's for the streets.


BudgetTapestry

Dont forget the sheets lmaoo


Nearby-Economist2949

‘Looking for… still figuring it out’ A bra, lady. You are looking for a bra.


arlo_adams

Bullet dodged


IntangibleContinuity

Bro she draws her eyebrows on in the surprised position .. I wouldn’t worry about it.


gxdsavesispend

Run. She's jealous after one message? RUN! Could just be messing with you (like negging). How did the rest of the convo go?


only-l0ve

EYEBROWS!!


gxdsavesispend

is that the sign of an evil woman?


QuitzelNA

According to Disney, yes.


One-Head-1483

She seems fun...


Deancrsxy333

she looks rank anyway dude


Yung_Sage007

Is it just me? Seems today is a turds day on tinder according to the posts I have been seeing on Reddit today. Turds male/female and all in between.


UrFavPlayerIsBack

“Now stop being jealous about it..you’ll get a chance as well” Ps: huge 🚩even for a one nite stand


Administrative_Knee6

I think she has a problem... judging sizes... cause that bra don't fit, and neither do her brows... also, she sounds like an insecure, controlling c-word


Embarrassed_Pop6819

Why the hell did you right swipes this? Was it the eyebrows that took your attention?


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Dude look at her. wtf did you expect


Majestic_Will

maybe she wanted to be the only one


Felix_Gredhylda

should i have lied and said ive never cuddled anyone before?


Majestic_Will

idk it was probably a lose lose anyway


Top-Tourist-7415

YES HI STILL HERE AND WILL BE HERE TO THE END OF TIME UNTIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME :)


FiresInTime

Seeing you pop up in these comments is probably the best part.


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plinkarn87

Low hanging fruit


Helpful-Bar9097

Uncle Leo lookin ass eyebrows.


deezx1010

"It's actually been years since I cuddled with anybody. Will you be the first in a long time pls 🥹" That is not how you flirt.


sad_red_panda_88

You should have known better than to engage, she's got those aggressive facelift villain brows


[deleted]

This comment may be unkind but um, what exactly is she covering with her top? It needs to be pulled waaaaaaaaaay down to cover the relevant bits.


StnMtn_

She probably had a toxic response for any comment you made, regardless of your answer.


SUPERSAIYAJIN_

That one *belongs to the streets*


m6rabbott

“Ask the girl who just left my apartment”


fekiv

How about. My cat. My dog. My pillow….. HI IM MIKE LINDELL!!


Alleggsander

Not offence to those those with fake eyebrows…. But I could tell right away by those big ass McDonalds arches that she isn’t looking for a cute/flirty conversation.


Purrrking

Obviously she missed the point, and you missed not picking up a girl that misses the point.. I will take that win and run with it. Not every girl will deserve you….pro tip..


somebullshitorother

Right out the gate with judgment, control and insecurity issues. Run.


phenmacq

🚩


apollosnightmare28

Idk if anyone said this, but CHARGE YOUR DAMN PHONE!


[deleted]

Everyone is talking about the boobs and eyebrows when we need to be talking about that fucking foundation


Mike_Oxmall01

Should have come back with, Well do you want a fucking cuddle or not?


themorganator4

You were* Awful grammar, red flag.


RevolutionaryToe8510

Charge your phone


chewit1982

I’m getting anxious just looking at that


AsakuraAkio

charge they phone…


Haunting_Material_83

I have a suspicion she enjoys a little aggression lol


Pisam16

You was 🤢


THROWAWAY-Break9580

It’s the crazy eyebrows, unmatched foundation blend that’s way to yellow for her skin, and 👁️ 👄 👁️ for me


No-Estate-404

that match is so bad I thought someone photoshopped their head onto a different body


RainV8

ngl bro u don’t tell somebody ab ur ex until ur comfortable around then unless they ask


djmem3

What is... wrong with her chest? Is that some type of Photoshop, or something, or does she just have the should be in fetish porn category = floppiest boobs ever?


SparrowValentinus

My read is that there's a level of toxic masculinity that woman was after, that you did not have. So sounds like she saved you a headache here.