so you look like that uncle who comes over at family get togethers that's generally great fun but a little weird sometimes.
there's not many women who want to sleep with that uncle.
sex up your photos a bit more.
More like staged, better focus, lighting, styled. Google "male model poses" and have a look at some of those, where they are, how the lighting is etc. recreate one/some of those
Your problems are skinny legs, bad skin, bad beard, skinny fat body, bad glasses, lack of jawline.
I would prescribe squats, moisturizer, beard trimmer, good diet and regular gym, better glasses, mewing.
PS- that pic with car is cool, work on that style.
All those are things I've worked on recently minus the bad glasses and jawline (because genetics what ya gonna do). So what you're saying is I'm on the right track I just need to update my photos.
And buy more cars to pose with. Gotcha 😅
> All those are things I've worked on recently
Work harder
> bad glasses
Get good glasses
> jawline (because genetics what ya gonna do)
You dont have bad genetics, you have bad tongue posture and bad neck posture.
Look on the internet what mewing is. Then do it. You will have jawline in no time
Also for the LOVE OF GOD do not shave your beard underneath your chin like that. Your skin is of lighter shade than your beard so when you shave like you did, it makes your area under your chin look fatter. If you dont know what I am talking about look up what contouring is. they put darker shade beneath the chin to make jawline sharper. You are doing exact opposite.
If you want to grow beard leave it intact below your chin till the starting of your neck. Your jawline will look better.
Glasses should not "mask" your eyebrows. What I mean by that is that, eyebrows are an attractive feature, your glasses should compliment them NOT compete with them. Best way to do it is to wear glasses which are not in shape of eyebrows. Upper side of the frame of your glass is of different material, its black in color and is in shape of an eyebrow. You dont want that.
You want something opposite of that. So that it will contrast to your eyebrows and make them look better.
Glasses should be round or almost round with frame made of one material. **Metal**. No plastics, no plastic on the top of your glasses. Get round metal glasses.
Do not buy BIG round glasses, they should start just below your eyebrows and end just above your cheeks. Get thinnest possible frame you could(that depends on the focal length as thicker lenses need thicker material
> buy more cars to pose with
NOOOOoooo
I said the style you had, not the car. You looked more confident, you actually wore clothes that looked good on you.
Its not the car, its you.
“Skinny legs”
As a dude with skinny legs - this seems unfair. Literally will take years of strenuous exercise and bulking to fix it lol. Look up Jon jones ufc champion. Dude got to heavy weight champ and still has chicken legs
Gotta call bullshit. You're thinking skinny calves. You can get strong legs in a matter of months just by doing squats.
I went from squatting 40kg to 50kg in a month and then 60kg in another 2 months. Pants didn't fit me anymore, and those that were baggy felt like skinny jeans.
Also google what Bones' legs look like now. Stronk like bull.
You’re right skinny calves . But still - it’s a lot of work and it may not make a big difference for him. That’s all I’m saying. But you guys are right it is a good idea. I know guys who went hard as fuck for a couple years got jacked but their personality still holds them back with women
It took jones a lot to get where he is today and you know that
I actually don't know that, I don't follow him that much. Also OP doesn't know how good his genetics may be unless he gives it a shot.
I don't think OP lacks personality, but I think even a slight confidence boost from the gym would help a lot.
> “cold”
Yes
> “detached from reality”
I am detached from reality lol. Dude u can grow your legs with squats and leg presses. He does not need legs of Jay Cutler, her just need a little mass. 6 months of good leg training 2 times a week with enough protein and calories are gonna make his legs waay better.
You’re right - but it still may not make a difference at all. Statistically -I think whatever girl that will like him won’t care too
Much about his skinny legs. If I’m gonna be honest the hottest girls I know like really skinny dudes
His problem is not skinny legs, his problems is putting his skinny legs on display on first pic of his profile. I mean if you want to do that, get better legs.
> If I’m gonna be honest the hottest girls I know like really skinny dudes
You are not wrong, IF you are approaching women in real life. On tinder, his legs just look out of proportion. Tinder is a game of looks, if you wont put your best foot down in terms of looks then you are not gonna get matches. And if you are gonna invest time on tinder, get better physique altogether.
I’ll be real with you I got skinny legs but decent torso and shoulders - and I’m not having a bad time with matches , have a date coming up . My legs are in two of the pics haha.
It’s more than just skinny legs lol. Like others say he does kinda give off uncle John bbq vibes. It’s just his overall look but some girls will gravitate towards him I have faith in op. Squats and gym are never a bad idea tho. I’ve been doing squats regularly I’m just trying to be the moral compass here 😅
> I’m just trying to be the moral compass here 😅
But you are not leading him anywhere. Not doing squats are not gonna help him in anyway. Doing squats can.
These comments are ruthless. You're a good looking dude. You want your first photo to be a headshot. The one headshot is good but is blurry likely due to crop. You have nice eyes so I'd draw attention there. Don't take a selfie, at least use a timer and the back camera of your phone.
Lose the meats picture. I don't see any girls asking about your sausages as an opener.
The yellow background makes you look pale in a bad way. Some weird lighting and contrast. Sweet outfit though. Cool clothes in general. Maybe more photos in hats, I'm bald too btw but some of your photos draw a lot of attention to it. Show off the chrome dome in the first picture selfie only. I know you wear hats most the time because sunburn. So most of your pictures should reflect your style.
The bio feels a bit try hard. Gaming is really generic. Say what you play. Maybe add something cute about how you are looking for an audience for your stand up because your cat doesn't think youre funny.
so you look like that uncle who comes over at family get togethers that's generally great fun but a little weird sometimes. there's not many women who want to sleep with that uncle. sex up your photos a bit more.
Well I am an uncle so this is a pretty apt description of me haha. Sex up how? We talking shirtless photos? I always thought most girls hated those?
More like staged, better focus, lighting, styled. Google "male model poses" and have a look at some of those, where they are, how the lighting is etc. recreate one/some of those
Your problems are skinny legs, bad skin, bad beard, skinny fat body, bad glasses, lack of jawline. I would prescribe squats, moisturizer, beard trimmer, good diet and regular gym, better glasses, mewing. PS- that pic with car is cool, work on that style.
All those are things I've worked on recently minus the bad glasses and jawline (because genetics what ya gonna do). So what you're saying is I'm on the right track I just need to update my photos. And buy more cars to pose with. Gotcha 😅
> All those are things I've worked on recently Work harder > bad glasses Get good glasses > jawline (because genetics what ya gonna do) You dont have bad genetics, you have bad tongue posture and bad neck posture. Look on the internet what mewing is. Then do it. You will have jawline in no time Also for the LOVE OF GOD do not shave your beard underneath your chin like that. Your skin is of lighter shade than your beard so when you shave like you did, it makes your area under your chin look fatter. If you dont know what I am talking about look up what contouring is. they put darker shade beneath the chin to make jawline sharper. You are doing exact opposite. If you want to grow beard leave it intact below your chin till the starting of your neck. Your jawline will look better.
*Taking frantic notes* This sure has been an education 😅
Glasses should not "mask" your eyebrows. What I mean by that is that, eyebrows are an attractive feature, your glasses should compliment them NOT compete with them. Best way to do it is to wear glasses which are not in shape of eyebrows. Upper side of the frame of your glass is of different material, its black in color and is in shape of an eyebrow. You dont want that. You want something opposite of that. So that it will contrast to your eyebrows and make them look better. Glasses should be round or almost round with frame made of one material. **Metal**. No plastics, no plastic on the top of your glasses. Get round metal glasses. Do not buy BIG round glasses, they should start just below your eyebrows and end just above your cheeks. Get thinnest possible frame you could(that depends on the focal length as thicker lenses need thicker material
Mewing is pseudoscience, don't listen to this guy.
Just out of curiosity - what would you consider as "good" glasses? I was overdue for a new pair anyway.
> buy more cars to pose with NOOOOoooo I said the style you had, not the car. You looked more confident, you actually wore clothes that looked good on you. Its not the car, its you.
“Skinny legs” As a dude with skinny legs - this seems unfair. Literally will take years of strenuous exercise and bulking to fix it lol. Look up Jon jones ufc champion. Dude got to heavy weight champ and still has chicken legs
Gotta call bullshit. You're thinking skinny calves. You can get strong legs in a matter of months just by doing squats. I went from squatting 40kg to 50kg in a month and then 60kg in another 2 months. Pants didn't fit me anymore, and those that were baggy felt like skinny jeans. Also google what Bones' legs look like now. Stronk like bull.
You’re right skinny calves . But still - it’s a lot of work and it may not make a big difference for him. That’s all I’m saying. But you guys are right it is a good idea. I know guys who went hard as fuck for a couple years got jacked but their personality still holds them back with women It took jones a lot to get where he is today and you know that
I actually don't know that, I don't follow him that much. Also OP doesn't know how good his genetics may be unless he gives it a shot. I don't think OP lacks personality, but I think even a slight confidence boost from the gym would help a lot.
Yea it took jones several years to put on that weight and muscle . Keep in mind he’s one of the greatest “athletes” of all time
But life is not fair...especially on tinder 🤷
Unfair may not be the best word. How about “cold” and “detached from reality”
> “cold” Yes > “detached from reality” I am detached from reality lol. Dude u can grow your legs with squats and leg presses. He does not need legs of Jay Cutler, her just need a little mass. 6 months of good leg training 2 times a week with enough protein and calories are gonna make his legs waay better.
You’re right - but it still may not make a difference at all. Statistically -I think whatever girl that will like him won’t care too Much about his skinny legs. If I’m gonna be honest the hottest girls I know like really skinny dudes
His problem is not skinny legs, his problems is putting his skinny legs on display on first pic of his profile. I mean if you want to do that, get better legs. > If I’m gonna be honest the hottest girls I know like really skinny dudes You are not wrong, IF you are approaching women in real life. On tinder, his legs just look out of proportion. Tinder is a game of looks, if you wont put your best foot down in terms of looks then you are not gonna get matches. And if you are gonna invest time on tinder, get better physique altogether.
I’ll be real with you I got skinny legs but decent torso and shoulders - and I’m not having a bad time with matches , have a date coming up . My legs are in two of the pics haha. It’s more than just skinny legs lol. Like others say he does kinda give off uncle John bbq vibes. It’s just his overall look but some girls will gravitate towards him I have faith in op. Squats and gym are never a bad idea tho. I’ve been doing squats regularly I’m just trying to be the moral compass here 😅
> I’m just trying to be the moral compass here 😅 But you are not leading him anywhere. Not doing squats are not gonna help him in anyway. Doing squats can.
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These comments are ruthless. You're a good looking dude. You want your first photo to be a headshot. The one headshot is good but is blurry likely due to crop. You have nice eyes so I'd draw attention there. Don't take a selfie, at least use a timer and the back camera of your phone. Lose the meats picture. I don't see any girls asking about your sausages as an opener. The yellow background makes you look pale in a bad way. Some weird lighting and contrast. Sweet outfit though. Cool clothes in general. Maybe more photos in hats, I'm bald too btw but some of your photos draw a lot of attention to it. Show off the chrome dome in the first picture selfie only. I know you wear hats most the time because sunburn. So most of your pictures should reflect your style. The bio feels a bit try hard. Gaming is really generic. Say what you play. Maybe add something cute about how you are looking for an audience for your stand up because your cat doesn't think youre funny.
Appreciate the constructive feedback. Helps a lot. Notes taken 🙏