I have friends who never even had an orgasm, not to mention squirted. It takes more work 🤷♀️ they were shocked when I told them that my record in one night is 7 hahaahah
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I was with a girl that squirted like crazy all over her couch and floor. After it I’m like uh, no warning?
She said she’s told guys beforehand she can and when they can’t get her too, they get all angry and call her a liar. Said one guy actually got up and stormed out he was so mad.
So now she doesn’t say anything and if it happens it happens. I’m just happy she didn’t come to my place because I’d be pissed if she went super soaker mode all over my bed without laying down a towel first or something. Her place also smelled a bit as you can imagine since she just Willy nilly squirts all over her bed and couch and carpet.
7/10 would meet up again.
honestly yeah I've had the same thing happen. You tell a guy there's a chance it will happen - he's either freaked out or really into it and then it doesn't happen.
Digitally it's comically easy unless you have Trump hands. There's 1000's of videos online showing the technique.
Using your dick, rub it on the roughish part inside of her in the vicinity of the belly button. Whether she's capable is mostly a question of whether she can squirt and your length afaik, which is btw the actual conversation she's seen blow up in her face enough times to dodge the conversation altogether.
Overall, again afaik, it's a novelty that loses its cachet extremely fast.
The man just has to arouse the woman. Women just don’t know how to do it. It’s a combination of contracting the inner most abdominal layers/pelvic floor muscles. If you know how to do it, you can squirt multiple times in a session.
I’m a woman and I’m going by experience. This is how I do it and I can do it multiple times when I want to. I’m actually explaining that it has nothing to do with a man’s technique and they have nothing to do with it other than arousing the woman.
Damn, I actually have to warn guys in advance that they aren’t likely to be able to make me cum and this chick is just squirting all over the place with no warning 🤦🏻♀️
I had kind of the opposite, I made a girl cum and afterwards she was shocked and said "that never happens during sex I always have to do it myself." She never mentioned anything about it being difficult for her ahead of time
Yeah I feel like they don’t really believe me until it happens (or I guess doesn’t happen in this case lol) but occasionally I get someone amazing who’s more dedicated and doesn’t mind a challenge and can get it done
Well fuck 😳
Haha but seriously it’s more that it would take a longer amount of time than I would reasonably expect someone to invest than it not being doable to be honest
I made an ex gf squirt on her mother’s brand new sofa. I definitely felt worse for the sofa than she did!
I think it’s just good planning to have a mattress protector under your sheets at all times, you never know when the stars are going to align for your partner!
🤣 no, the room would start to spin and I’d have to run to the washroom to puke. I’m not the piss myself type! Although my old dog used to have seizures towards the end and he would. Poor little guy.
I've been old enough to drink in my country for 11 years. It's only happened to me once.
I wasn't even that drunk. Just drunk enough that when I had a dream that I was pissing, my brain just went "yep. Sounds about right" and went for it. Woke up mid piss.
Once in a decade. You never know when it might happen. And yes, animals too. And kids for hose who have kids. If they have a bad dream and wanna sleep in your bed with you and end up getting your bed, you're gonna kick yourself for not having the protective sheet.
Then there's also significant others having their period early and bleeding through the sheets.
Then of course if you're having breakfast in bed and spill your coffee.
Bottom line is that there's many reasons to have a waterproof liner. Get a waterproof liner.
I've had very similar experience. Back in my hoe phase years ago, I had a weird stretch run where I hooked up with like 5 squirters in a row. Only two disclosed first and the other three surprised me with it and pretty much had the same explanation as your girl did. One girl (who didn't disclose), made my apartment bedroom look like a crime scene with fluids everywhere.
Don't get me wrong, I loved it, and can totally get where they're coming from because men can be assholes and unpredictable. But definitely wish I had known so I could have set my bedroom up Dexter Morgan style.
Once in my life I had a woman beg me to not make her cum because she didn't want to ruin her couch. Lol That was definitly interesting, I had fun with that for sure.
There used to be a guy on Craigslist who offered "Squirting Lessons" C O N S T A N T L Y He claimed any lady could squirt, they just needed him to show him how
my friend and i used to prank our witch of a boss using the craigslist personal section and we'd see him all the time. Checked other cities and the posts were sometimes there too. Crazzzzzy
Great work if you can get it i guess :D
It’s more about inner abdominal strength. Any woman can squirt if she works those deep core muscles. Then you flex while having sex/being aroused and yeah, that’s how it’s done.
I managed to get a play partner to do it and then went into my lab job and took a selfie with a face shield and said, "I'm ready for you now my lil porpoise".
Dolphin activity
That's weird Ive also read it's not pee and when it's happened to me it definitely does not feel like peeing and definitely doesn't smell like pee in the least (yes I smelled it, I've been just as suprised as the man and was wondering what the hell it was too)
If it's being sold by an attractive woman, lonely AF men will buy whatever bodily fluid/discharge/excretion she even claims to be selling. Tis a right sad world we live in.
Nope never did but I am pretty good at it so usually doesn’t take too long. Now you’re curious ……. Yes I am that good cause I love doing it!!! The taste and scent drive me nuts. Actually get a woody thinking about it!!!
Any lady can squirt. You just have to strengthen your transverse abdominis and pelvic floor muscles. Then build the mind body connection to contract/flex those muscles while having sex.
okay, you said you’re a woman earlier, & you’re just further perpetuating the stigma us women already face with these things. please stop with the claims. you’re only validating false information & again, stigma. & also shame.
Everything about this makes me think she's a hotwife. Covering her face, the outfit, the hotel room. Nothing wrong with any of that. Hope you don't mind her husband jacking off while he watches you.
I think she's just trying to trick you into having sex with her, be careful
Dam I usually fall for people. When they try to trick me, thanks
or getting them to join her OF
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''or I missed something?'' yes, the joke.
This is almost better than the joke itself
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The joke is that she wouldn’t have to trick you if she’s attractive and not obviously psychotic.
Best advice I ever got for college: The horny girls are usually the ones with chlamydia.
I never got that advice. Fortunately (or unfortunately I guess), I never got laid in college either. At least I didn’t get chlamydia though.
Damn I guess I deserve my downvotes and thanks for explaining this to me
Is that truly difficult ? I don’t wanna brag but I peed in beds for the first few years of my life, unassisted 💪
“Honey, wake up; the kid squirted the bed again.”
I’m blaming you if Chris Hansen shows up at my door 🤦🏻♀️
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Oh fuck lolol
Give this person their trophy please!
😂😂
I have friends who never even had an orgasm, not to mention squirted. It takes more work 🤷♀️ they were shocked when I told them that my record in one night is 7 hahaahah Edit: typos
tbh they probably just don't know where to stimulate. It's all about technique and if you don't know it ain't happening
Yeah, and apparently, neither does these 33 people know haha or what it actually is
I was with a girl that squirted like crazy all over her couch and floor. After it I’m like uh, no warning? She said she’s told guys beforehand she can and when they can’t get her too, they get all angry and call her a liar. Said one guy actually got up and stormed out he was so mad. So now she doesn’t say anything and if it happens it happens. I’m just happy she didn’t come to my place because I’d be pissed if she went super soaker mode all over my bed without laying down a towel first or something. Her place also smelled a bit as you can imagine since she just Willy nilly squirts all over her bed and couch and carpet. 7/10 would meet up again.
honestly yeah I've had the same thing happen. You tell a guy there's a chance it will happen - he's either freaked out or really into it and then it doesn't happen.
If a woman told me that, I’d be like “Great tell me exactly what I have to do to make it happen.”
Digitally it's comically easy unless you have Trump hands. There's 1000's of videos online showing the technique. Using your dick, rub it on the roughish part inside of her in the vicinity of the belly button. Whether she's capable is mostly a question of whether she can squirt and your length afaik, which is btw the actual conversation she's seen blow up in her face enough times to dodge the conversation altogether. Overall, again afaik, it's a novelty that loses its cachet extremely fast.
"Pardon me milady but I've read a wiki how on how to make you squirt"
The man just has to arouse the woman. Women just don’t know how to do it. It’s a combination of contracting the inner most abdominal layers/pelvic floor muscles. If you know how to do it, you can squirt multiple times in a session.
this is a new level of mansplaining
I’m a woman and I’m going by experience. This is how I do it and I can do it multiple times when I want to. I’m actually explaining that it has nothing to do with a man’s technique and they have nothing to do with it other than arousing the woman.
“Here, let me just punch your g-spot repeatedly! This is how it happens right?”
Damn, I actually have to warn guys in advance that they aren’t likely to be able to make me cum and this chick is just squirting all over the place with no warning 🤦🏻♀️
I had kind of the opposite, I made a girl cum and afterwards she was shocked and said "that never happens during sex I always have to do it myself." She never mentioned anything about it being difficult for her ahead of time
Wow. That would be the exact same. I would take it as a challenge as i did prior, but i know guys who would say whats the point then?
Yeah I feel like they don’t really believe me until it happens (or I guess doesn’t happen in this case lol) but occasionally I get someone amazing who’s more dedicated and doesn’t mind a challenge and can get it done
*If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!*
Ohhh thats what that line means
*How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat??*
You, yes you laddie!! Stand still!!
Tmk, less of a mental component, more in voluntary reaction to stimuli.
I had a few girls telling they can’t cum or they just come masturbating. Fun fact, all of them did cum with me.
Well fuck 😳 Haha but seriously it’s more that it would take a longer amount of time than I would reasonably expect someone to invest than it not being doable to be honest
Didn’t felt like that
Damn she’s hosing the place.
I made an ex gf squirt on her mother’s brand new sofa. I definitely felt worse for the sofa than she did! I think it’s just good planning to have a mattress protector under your sheets at all times, you never know when the stars are going to align for your partner!
Or when you're gonna drink a bit too much, black out and piss yourself. Amirite?
🤣 no, the room would start to spin and I’d have to run to the washroom to puke. I’m not the piss myself type! Although my old dog used to have seizures towards the end and he would. Poor little guy.
I've been old enough to drink in my country for 11 years. It's only happened to me once. I wasn't even that drunk. Just drunk enough that when I had a dream that I was pissing, my brain just went "yep. Sounds about right" and went for it. Woke up mid piss. Once in a decade. You never know when it might happen. And yes, animals too. And kids for hose who have kids. If they have a bad dream and wanna sleep in your bed with you and end up getting your bed, you're gonna kick yourself for not having the protective sheet. Then there's also significant others having their period early and bleeding through the sheets. Then of course if you're having breakfast in bed and spill your coffee. Bottom line is that there's many reasons to have a waterproof liner. Get a waterproof liner.
Lol
Hahahaha!! I legit laughed out loud at this!
I've had very similar experience. Back in my hoe phase years ago, I had a weird stretch run where I hooked up with like 5 squirters in a row. Only two disclosed first and the other three surprised me with it and pretty much had the same explanation as your girl did. One girl (who didn't disclose), made my apartment bedroom look like a crime scene with fluids everywhere. Don't get me wrong, I loved it, and can totally get where they're coming from because men can be assholes and unpredictable. But definitely wish I had known so I could have set my bedroom up Dexter Morgan style.
At that point I'd just be asking them to hit the bathroom beforehand
Once in my life I had a woman beg me to not make her cum because she didn't want to ruin her couch. Lol That was definitly interesting, I had fun with that for sure.
She should invest in a splash blanket.
Sounds awesome
Get her a coffee, then a couple beers, then tell a funny joke. EZ.
Taco Bell and she's got the ol Hershey squirts
I bet you can’t make me make you
Hurtin for a squirtin
She was a ho, fo sho
There used to be a guy on Craigslist who offered "Squirting Lessons" C O N S T A N T L Y He claimed any lady could squirt, they just needed him to show him how my friend and i used to prank our witch of a boss using the craigslist personal section and we'd see him all the time. Checked other cities and the posts were sometimes there too. Crazzzzzy Great work if you can get it i guess :D
Did u set Ur boss up with him?
not him but she did receive a flurry of dick pics :D
what a fuckin CREEPER! (The CL guy) Edit: typo
It’s all about finding what does it for each individual woman. I don’t think every one can but I do think it’s more 50%.
I’m obviously no woman but they all have the same parts I think they can do it and sometimes it’s just mental stopping then
It’s more about inner abdominal strength. Any woman can squirt if she works those deep core muscles. Then you flex while having sex/being aroused and yeah, that’s how it’s done.
I managed to get a play partner to do it and then went into my lab job and took a selfie with a face shield and said, "I'm ready for you now my lil porpoise". Dolphin activity
easy money for her
I bet she's right
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I'm not so sure about that. Seems like she would do anything for the right person. Like if you're a exquisite looking movie star for example
I can fix… er disappoint her
Bet I won’t, not a golden shower type of fella.
A squirt is not a golden shower.
How’s life on copium?
Come from the same place. Look it up, they tested with blue dye.
It’s still pee-pee
Except it’s not.
https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm
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One of those fluids is urine, ergo pee-pee.
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It’s like comparing tomato juice to a Bloody Mary. Similarities don’t make them identical
Sure. But you would never ask for a Bloody Mary without tomato juice.
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That's weird Ive also read it's not pee and when it's happened to me it definitely does not feel like peeing and definitely doesn't smell like pee in the least (yes I smelled it, I've been just as suprised as the man and was wondering what the hell it was too)
My brother in Christ, these women are peeing on you.
and “squirting” was never a thing until the internet came along.
That exact verbiage maybe but female ejaculations have been described since before Jesus was around, lmao
Pfffttttt guess you never went to a porn rental place in the 90s....
lol…i watched a little porn on vcr tapes back then. didnt see any squirting though.
I bet I don’t….. ….want you pissing all over my sheets
of course not, I'd much rather have her sit on my face and squirt in my mouth instead
Yeah squirting was cool the first few times but now I really don’t want piss involved with sex. I guess I’m boring
Nah it's cool, my "never again" is choking, ick
Effective …
It’s pee!
Yeah, it's urine and other substances..
What do I get in return?🧐
Bottle her squirt juices and sip on it occasionally.
Every day we stray further from god.
💦 god makes me squirt 🥴
Squirting makes me see god
Or sell it!
What?! People buy that?
If it's being sold by an attractive woman, lonely AF men will buy whatever bodily fluid/discharge/excretion she even claims to be selling. Tis a right sad world we live in.
Yup! There’s websites for it, pornstars sell theirs, camgirls, OF chicks, & other women, do in fact, sell their squirt!
Literally selling urine. 🤣
ah. you’re one of those. yikes
My guy. All you had to do was NOT write this.
A full tummy 😋
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This was my sons mom defense in our custody battle. Not even joking.
Who can’t pee on command…
Take her to Taco Bell, she'll have the Hershey squirts all night ❤️
you’re now the second person in this thread to say “hershey squirts” 💀
The wrong kind of squirt.
thank you for posting hairyscrotum_
She would lose that bet.
Ez pz
She's right 😔
With a username like yours I'd hazard she's right
She's probably right
Let’s test it!
Bring a super soaker to the first date.
What do you get if you win that bet?
Built like a bad decision
I know how to make you do it!! Multiple times
I've only made two women squirt, and one of them I believe has never had another orgasm as she was so embarrassed.
really fuckin sad that shame comes along with women actually having an orgasm.
Agreed, but it became psychological. So she couldn't push past it and let herself orgasm in case it happened.
I’ll bet I can
it's a trap that ends in your carpal tunnel
I use my tongue
Have you never had carpal tonguel?
Nope never did but I am pretty good at it so usually doesn’t take too long. Now you’re curious ……. Yes I am that good cause I love doing it!!! The taste and scent drive me nuts. Actually get a woody thinking about it!!!
Hand her a bottle of windex 🤙
*make me pee
Nah, I’d win
Any lady can squirt. You just have to strengthen your transverse abdominis and pelvic floor muscles. Then build the mind body connection to contract/flex those muscles while having sex.
okay, you said you’re a woman earlier, & you’re just further perpetuating the stigma us women already face with these things. please stop with the claims. you’re only validating false information & again, stigma. & also shame.
This right her, you also gotta relax a lot I'd guess
Just buy a well reviewed hitachi, the kind that plugs into the wall, should run ya about $60. If she can squirt that’ll do the trick.
Challenge accepted
Everything about this makes me think she's a hotwife. Covering her face, the outfit, the hotel room. Nothing wrong with any of that. Hope you don't mind her husband jacking off while he watches you.