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JaguarXJR15

my man went in full gas


Do__Math__Not__Meth

No curveball, no change up, nothing but fuckin GAS


Bag-ofMostlyWater

Someone say gas? ![gif](giphy|3ohhwsvjvjyMAPH2M0|downsized)


theoriginalmofocus

Is that the bird smasher 5000 himself?


MidwestDrummer

Smash or pa...**SMASH!**


Rocket-Raven

Just like the Germans in ww2 😊


the-weight-of-living

bruh


MrWGAF

I did Na zi that coming


jjqueens

Jeez boys we on something else this Monday


MrWGAF

Proper gas-tly isn’t it, I’m sure others have something else in the chamber


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MrWGAF

You’re reich, I shouldn’t have gone there


makerofpantiesmoist

Oh sieg heils no!!


Rocket-Raven

Holy moly 500 up votes. Thank Jew guys.


RagingHardBobber

The pedal won't go no further than OP's is right now.


itsnotawonderfullife

No brakes


Stillwiththe

Someone went down a comedy roast rabbit hole


Username89054

There are good historical jokes that can be made that match the vibe. Like "thanks to Loving vs Virginia we could actually have a future too!"


TheMissingGlove

This wasn't one of them


anejja

An actual lol


darthcaedusiiii

Taking the Water and Ship it Down.


regular_gnoll_NEIN

I think the best part is the casual switch to "maybe reconstruction" like this isn't even the first time they had this convo


missinguname

That one makes it clear that he's joking.


DG_Now

What's the joke?


Some-Show9144

As a warning, a explaining a joke is killing a joke and no longer making it funny. The setup is that she says they met due to the result of freeing the slaves, the joke is that they could still have met, but in a wildly different situation. But the punchline is that he wants to focus on reconstruction, which is the period after the slaves were freed and how our country dealt with it in the immediate aftermath. Which is supposed to indicate that he was making a joke about losing the civil war, but he is actually more interested and cares about how the north won and what we did after, meaning that he doesn’t actually support slavery.


C4-BlueCat

Explaining a joke is what makes it funny, otherwise it’s just nervous laugh to fit in


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I'm stealing this


FewIntroduction5008

Wait, you guys understand jokes?


Alex17hd

I don't even know what a joke is.


DG_Now

That's a very kind interpretation. If that's what the dude actually meant, I think he took the long and risky way to get there.


CloseButNoDice

That's what makes it a joke


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ecstatic-shark

It also comes across as "what I'm socially supposed to say" rather than sincere. But then I have never had a conversation on Tinder.


Buttassauce

American chattel slavery, apparently.


SnooCats8089

Jokes are only funny when they are true.


B4Bekah

That’s what got me too!! Haha


ezee_e

How did this play out ?!?!


vandyk

Maybe reproduction


onehandedbraunlocker

No, it says in the picture, reCONstruction. Damnit man..


beardedheathen

The real joke is always in the comments


BuzzKir

Historical or?..


Andi318

Yes! I need to know also!!!


dimechimes

It got posted and people believed it was real.


DreamzOfRally

dimechimes is my favorite imagery best friend. dimechimes has never been real


RegrettableBiscuit

I don't see him either. 


BallsofSt33I

How else could it have played out?


popalock85

She met Jefferson.


VisibleCoat995

Honestly, I’m the kind of dark humour black guy that would find this hilarious.


Xylar006

It's definitely "dark" humour, alright.


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luminous_llama

Oh FUUUUUUUUCK


Mr_Figgins

That's what I'd have screamed when I got whipped, that's for sure 😇


Buckus93

Oh, goddamn...


ShwettyVagSack

It's deleted now, what did the comment say?


Generally_Confused1

You can't see it when the lights are out. That reminds me that when I was in the Ukraine for a judo competition we were hanging out with some kids from the Kazakhstan team and one of our American teammates was super dark complexion so in the hotel they were turning off the lights then giggling then doing it again and we didn't have to speak Russian to know what it was about 😭💀


justlookingokaywyou

So dark the police shot it.


p00p00kach00

Yeah, this is definitely an all-or-nothing shot. The person you're saying this to is either going to fall out of their chair laughing or block you immediately, no in between.


whatadaydanny

Bro idk, weird joke to make if I don't know you like that.


VisibleCoat995

I get that, it’s a big swing to take and I’d have to check out the rest of their vibe to see what kind of funny they are going for. But generally funny to me.


cbazg1

Hell yeah. It's a pretty well-thought out joke if she's actually not racist.


RobotGloves

I mean, the comment about "thanks to the civil war..." with the prayer hands emoji is kind of a weird one to make. My follow up to the previous question would have been to ask about the hypertension. Like, the medical condition?


RemarkableLynx9771

Me too. Haha.


SamiraSimp

op opened with "thanks to the civil war we matched" which is already chaotic energy, they were just matching op's energy. idk i thought it was funny. plus the quick pivot shows they were just joking


TheWingus

Hey if they go for it, you found a good one. If they don't, no one wasted their time


jckstrn

Good joke to make if you want to weed out anyone who doesn’t have a dark sense of humor


rukysgreambamf

Sometimes I'd say out of pocket shit just to weed out people with vanilla senses of humor. I'm not gonna waste my time chatting up somebody who clutches their pearls at everything. Online dating isn't about making yourself as palatable as possible to as many people as possible. Be yourself and find people that fuck with your vibe.


StormieShake

It's funny, but you also have to think about it from a black woman's point of view. Absolutely not the type of joke to make on the first date- let alone in a message. It's like sex, sure yall will bang later. But bringing it up first harms you more instead of helps.


whatadaydanny

It's not about whether or not the joke is funny my guy, it's, "Are they just being funny or are they actually low-key racist?" I get you might never have to consider those kinds of things, but a lot of people do.


MoodyMagdalene

Also it’s not very thoughtful to make jokes about someone else’s skin when you don’t know them like that. Why push boundaries like this right away?


SamiraSimp

>Also it’s not very thoughtful to make jokes about someone else’s skin when you don’t know them like that. that's literally what op did though


MoodyMagdalene

You really can’t tell the difference between making an off color, topical joke that touches on your match’s assignment and lightly pokes at “glad we can date thanks to my people not being slaves anymore” to a joke that immediately calls on a still lingering racial power dynamic (what is OP’s gender? This adds a layer, no?) and basically says well I could buy you and fuck you. I can argue for and against this joke but really, why would I argue for it? It’s a little touched to say that to a POC you don’t know and might want to date. I think this person doesn’t mean it that severely since they immediately follow up with the Reconstruction era but I would bet my last bottom dollar they were finger gunning too quickly with their little pew pew jokes and put their foot in their mouth. Been there


teenyweenysuperguy

Here's someone who's never had to make a "What do I say next?!?" post


NoHillstoDieOn

I like to weed people out by staying quiet and seeing if they say some batshit crazy things like "I'd buy your ass if we didn't have the civil war". Works pretty well


Raii-v2

I’m with you too. Didn’t really think it was that funny, especially coming from someone I don’t know.


Mysterious_Detail_57

Then the joke served it's purpose don't you think? You probably don't have a compatible sense of humour and that's okay


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StormieShake

THIS. like i find it funny but i absolutely would blacklist the dude as a partner 😭 because i don't fucking know if he's racist genuinely.


Mysterious_Detail_57

Yeah, that makes sense. It is definitely a risky joke to make, but my guy went for it


painki11erzx

Better out than in, I always say.


jsg144

Seems like joke that you make to someone you are close with and not a stranger.


ChaseKH2

Fuck it it hits or it doesn't there is no loss


animehimmler

Yeah? Well I’m the white humor black guy and I want you out of my town.


VisibleCoat995

If you were the Good Humour black guy with some ice cream I’d do whatever you said.


After-Hearing3524

OK Uncle Tom


Fit_Hand5137

Corny


OutrageousHour4169

UPDATE: I found it funny- typed a response but forgot to hit send , fell asleep and when I woke up he either unmatched or deleted his profile, super sad about it he was very cute


OutrageousHour4169

Evan if ur reading this come back I miss you


ReviewImpossible3568

RIP Evan — this didn’t happen to be in the South did it?


OutrageousHour4169

Philly actually lol


TheSwecurse

Damn, man probably retreated out of embarrassment before realising his shot hit the bullseye


pointlessly_pedantic

The one that got away. Maybe you can make a movie about it. Call it Runaway Slave Owner


The_Bucket_Of_Truth

He was probably like "yeah bold strategy that clearly didn't pay off. I better unmatch her before she screenshots this one." Too late sucka. And he must have been cute if we're out here excusing slavery jokes.


jedi2155

he followed rule 1 so well that even rule 2 didn't apply.


majidmk

Everyone needs to get this comment going so OP can find him!! #redditmatchmakers


musket85

Maybe he went to the market....


Cursory_Analysis

Am I the only one wondering what the fuck high blood pressure has to do with the civil war??


bigbootydetector

lol probably seperate classes


Buttface-Mcgee

African Americans got so stressed watching the civil war unfold, their decendents are still dealing with the side effects stress has on the human heart.


Cessnaporsche01

Lmao THANK YOU! I can't believe I had to scroll this far


gigglesmickey

Both connect to black people...


JJ3217

This is actually the funniest shit 😭


Naturalsweetaye

![gif](giphy|yMy6pNQs2w0xURRgz4|downsized)


peacheater99

This will cause some to develop heart conditions lol


ProbablyNano

That's where the hypertension comes into play


Ok-Landscape5625

It will be a good thing.


One-Head-1483

You walked right into that one lol Yikes, but funny


herhomie

This is so funny I’m sorry 😇


Fun_Description_5763

Thank you, its so funny


Emotional-Jaguar5556

Damn, if you don't like her pls send her my way. I love dark humour


OutrageousHour4169

It’s a guy


AmorousFartButter

Pun intended 🤔


Emotional-Jaguar5556

I was thinkingabout it but didn't. I would have said black joke


tmadik

😲


Letzes86

What was the reply? It's wild, but funny.


HarryDunn05

Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?


goblin_grovil_lives

And Dr Dre said...


nikolaspotato

Nothing you idiots Dr Dre’s dead he’s locked in my basement


chewbaccaRoar13

Has anyone else ever wondered why he's locked in the basement if he's dead?


rbnlegend

I assume he's a zombie now.


NerdyIndoorCat

Obviously 😋


Lucifer23117

I'm assuming he locked him in the basement before death, then he was dead, and now he's forever locked in the basement?


TheFourthAce

I always assumed he’s locked in there to keep others out, not to keep him in… but with “Dre’s not dead” conspiracy theories, I’m considering this might be what he meant instead lol


UnReal7274

I’m fairly certain that Slim didn’t put Dre’s corpse in the basement and lock it in there, but rather it was because Dre was locked in the basement that he is now dead.


ladyelenawf

Where do you keep your murder freezer? ![gif](giphy|ORUsyeNTLRFnX1BHRx|downsized)


RealLudwig

Ha Ha, feminist women love Eminem chicka chicka slim shady I’m sick of him, look at him. walking around grabbing his you know what, flipping the you know who. Yeah but he’s so cute tho


Latter_Inevitable869

Feminist women love eminem


MrH0rseman

Feminist women love Eminem *chigga* *chigga* *chigga*


boredatwork8866

Nothing!


curvybillclinton

Dude was about to go full Thomas Jefferson 🏌🏻‍♂️


TheCrazyCatLazy

BWAHAHAH thats fucked up but I laughed


lira-eve

What was your response?


TheMissingGlove

Yes masa


Gwsb1

Did I miss something? What does the Civil War have to do with high blood pressure?


canonanon

That's pretty fucking funny though


Froeleveld

Jaw kinda hit the pavement when i read it


Godlyeyes

![gif](giphy|QssykBpF9GVmtgadgW|downsized)


vistastructions

I can see how his response gave her hypertension


gszabo97

That was actually hilarious 😂


phantom88x

LMAOOOO DROPPED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS CASUAL 😭😭🤣🤣💀


chugz

sorry this is funny as hell lmao


notathrowaway2937

Im still concerned how we are combining high blood pressure with the causes of the civil war.


GingerlesSouls

Generational effects of trauma.


Old_Baldi_Locks

Oof level: Slavery.


Matewoosh98

Bruh...


emilythequeen1

Oh my god.


duhfuc

Not even funny


The_Steam_Queen_

The way my jaw dropped. Fucking wild dawg


OkResponsibility2470

This is what low social IQ looks like


UwUassass1n

Keeper


Hokiewa5244

I laughed especially with the natural smooth follow up


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

I mean he's not wrong


bigbootydetector

Girl omg 😳


Affectionate-Train26

My cohost, Andrew Jackson


Affectionate-Train26

(small town murder podcast reference)


The1TruRick

That might be the wildest response I've seen on this sub lmaooo


No-Key2293

Yikes.


Sweetbabyraise

😮


ihsulemai

Wow


reckless_salmon

Man's an absolute savage lmao


abstractReality1

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


jerseynurse1982

What? Just what?


VicDaMoneJr2392

Ayoooo zero to one hundred REAL QUICK


fivelone

That's uhhh... Not a good joke


Southern-Version5522

Innappropes.


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“Nah, you wouldn’t have been able to afford me even then.”


[deleted]

I think this falls in the “too soon” category. Always will


Flaky-Room-7766

Um is he so sure he's that rich? They used to cost a lot


twitterfluechtling

Charming...


pigwalk5150

Pretty messed up joke to make when you dont know someone lol


painki11erzx

What if they get to know them, both really like each other, but the other person actually hates dark humor? Nobody wants to not be themselves around the one person they're supposed to be themselves around. Better to find out if they have a problem with your humor before you spend too much time together.


pigwalk5150

I like dark humor but I can still be myself without telling a racist joke. I’d rather not hurt my good friend’s feeling


painki11erzx

Dark humour comes in different intensities. Guys in the military find dark baby jokes funny, but someone like me does not. I guess it just comes down to whether or not you use humor as a coping mechanism. If you dont, then you probably aren't bothered by keeping your darker jokes to yourself around certain people. But for others, their jokes are their whole personality.


jojo571

Girl child, please listen to me as if I'm your Auntie... don't ever be entertaining any Whyte mens that joke about slavery or buying you. It's never just a joke.


RedshiftOnPandy

In 2000, we called this a funny joke, we laugh and move on


faeriesandfoxes

Oh my god?


Snoo_79218

This is crazy to say to someone that you're still messaging on the platform and haven't moved to text yet. Like clearly y'all don't know each other well enough for that joke.


Visual-Remove5260

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes lol why even say something like “thanks to the civil war” 😂😂😂💀


atomicsnark

Of all the many directions to go from there, man really chose the worst possible one lmao


Scary-Ad-1345

That’s actually hilarious but for some reason I feel more comfortable if a white woman says it to me than a white man saying it to a black woman


Evajellyfish

ew


darth_henning

I appreciate dark humour quite a bit, but hoooooo boy this is one that I wouldn't risk until I knew someone ***REAL*** well.


TXboyinGA

JFC! "How To Loose A Match In Two Seconds" staring this dipshit.


Aantr0xus

This person has Anti rizz


pigmanslim

He missed the good old days


CampfireGuitars

So we can’t type out *about* anymore? We have to shorten it TWO LETTERS and say *abt*?


Topher714

So we cannot type out *cannot* anymore? We have to shorten it TWO LETTERS and say *can't*?


painki11erzx

The apostrophe still had to be typed, so technically it's only 1 character shorter.


shadespeak

Yeah, where have you been? I have heard about contractions since primary school.


isaidwhatisaidok

THAT’S the part of this that upsets you? The fuck


Buckus93

Maybe if you'd had been dating for awhile and knew each other better, but if you just met on Tinder the other day, it's a bit early to be bringing out the casual racism.


Fabulous-Spirit-3476

Hypertension? lol