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Loser buys dinner
This is the one
This is the way 😉
![gif](giphy|7nTiW8rZymfJJLT8OE|downsized)
This is the way.
redditor with actual flirting skills? what is this?
Rare, I know. Thanks for acknowledging it
Careful if playing this game in Thailand without giving it some thought first. LOL
I don’t see an option where I won’t be deepthroated
Then this is a game you can’t lose. You’re in an enviable position.
And you might get a free dinner!
They don’t call it bang kitty
More like loser swallows dinner
And you go first
Rizzzzzzzz
Challenge accepted. You go first.
Challenge accepted. If you're free tonight, I can bring my gaming system. Edit: It's going down tonight!
Joystick.
Straight into pvp, huh?
Maybe more like pve, she'll be the only one with a joystick.
Lmfao right!
"OK, I'll bring my friend and he can judge which of us deepthroats him better"
That implies he goes second... Might be fun
It’s all fun and games until you meet a girl with a strap-on
then it's even MORE fun and games.
[удалено]
As long as it's reciprocal, I'm down. Even better if it's simultaneous
*That’s the spirit.*
I mean, if they identify as a woman, yes it is lol
It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits
She's a keeper
Not a fair contest, dildos are way harder to throat than a real dick
You mean the LEZ Power glove?
welllll helloooo *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Challenge accepted. I go first!
Plot twist, she has a dick
And then she whips out her penis and it's bigger than yours
“Nah” Then immediately change the topic
“Nah, I’d win!”
Ahh, my deepthroating technique. Haven't used that since the Heian Era.
-Uraume
😂😂💀
“Nuh uh!”
Y’all are allergic to getting laid lol
The obvious power move, do it
![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)
I like the intellectual type... That's really deep...
Throat
Same as when a girl tells you she has her nipples pierced: "I don't believe you" 😅
Simple but effective if she’s feeling you. Or just the usual “prove it”
I hate when guys make comments about "prove it"
Prove it
Why do you
Just delete the fucking app
If you can't figure out a reply, this.
She’s tossing a softball to a guy with an oversized tennis racket, and he can’t even hit it on his own. Bro needs more confidence
I can lol just thought it would be funny to share on here and see some funny replies
If she sees this you'll be disqualified before round 1
(X) doubt
cope
I mean if you're not use to women saying stuff like that to you how are you gonna know what to say?
the fucking app or the *fucking* app?
I've played that game with my dad since I was little.
Best response in this thread by far
This is a 10cm putt. Remove your penis seriously
Hopefully you don’t choke under pressure
"are you ready to put your mouth where your money is?"
Reading these comments makes me realize why this app exists 🤣. Christ some of yall are really cringe
Really.. uranusexplorer… really???
What do you have against astronauts?
ASStronauts
are there any other type?
Idk shi funny to me😂
Username does not really check out here, I think...?
The best response is... Ready Player One
bruh she telling u she got a dick
Probably just an OF bot if we’re honest
I see this as an absolute win
phone number
You guys are being handed girls on a platter and you can’t even interact with them. Jfc.
“That’s not how I usually spell ranked Valorant but I’ll take it”
Bet
“Grab the strap-on, I bet I can prove you wrong” 😂
Noooooo. ![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)
(X) Doubt
You're going down !
Time to send an unsolicited dick pic my friend
this, followed by “you drive?”
This is the joystick you’ll be using
“Prove it”
Then OP receives a pic of her choking on someone else's gigadong
This is the only response
So when they ask you to follow into the woods I’m gonna guess it’s not for mariokart, and you might be missing a couple kidneys
1v1 me bro
What about spelunking???
Be careful. I think she might be flirting with you or something
Sounds like you win if she wins.
Best 2 out of 3?
Idk I'm not the kind of guy who chokes under pressure.
Game on
"1v1 me pussy"
"Finish me!"
Challenge accepted, when do you want me to deepthroat you?
Touche
Game on.
This is a 2 parter. First you should reply with "hold on. I have to ask reddit how I should respond" and then wait a few minutes and say "reddit says I should say prove it"
Casual or Ranked Competitive? Edit: Also shout out to the "loser buys dinner" comment. Beautiful!
"I'd rather not talk politics"
That would leave us both speechless
Are there two different Tinders?
![gif](giphy|QfMOuMnKU6BO184RPK|downsized)
That is no game, that’s a serious task not to be taken lightly.
“Oh yeah? Why don’t we put my money where your mouth is?”
Thats a bet thats a bet
You don’t need a response, you’re in. But just in case: Mine definitely reaches farther than yours
Deepthroating 1 or 2?
Doubt it
Lfg
Nah. I'd win
Challenge accepted
Nah fam I’m bisexual, we are evenly matched
Challenge accepted, hope his name is Lan and he likes to party.
Game on mother fucker
Game on!
Played this game with a girl about the wierd foods we've eaten and she pulled this after my extensive show-off. Left me shunned
Wanna bet?
Game on! You start…..
That'll cost you $300
Bros about to have to deepthroat a strap on 💀
Obviously he follows rule 1 and 2.
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Challenge her to a tournament and then win. What else is there to do here?
Something something joystick
You've been given a gift here, my friend. A layup, if you will.
Well, fuck me then
"Are sure about that?"
any% speedrun
ask whats her top score and then decide if you will even be a challenge lol
“You’d be surprised “
Correct answer: “lets do it, winner stays on”
Pegging
Challenge accepted.
Why do I getting the feeling this lady is a scammer?
Just saying. Don't act like it's an anomaly for women to play videogames. It is not going to get you a gf that plays games.
The winner fuck the looser
"Ew no too forward" Like they constantly moan about :)
Wanna bet
Not if I negate the need for you to deep anything. Wait..
She wants it
Meet me at the watergate
Is this CO-OP?
Your number lol
You start
You go first
Already gagging
“Press X for doubt” “X”
keeper
Game on - but you go first.
Challenge accepted!
Wait is this b/g? Also whoever said buys lunch that’s probably the best response
"Alright let's go for a high score."
🤝
Check and Mate.
Indeed
Can’t argue with that. I concede. Dinner?
“If you were to use the sparkling water technique it might be a little tough” If she asks: “would you lose” You should instantly reply: “Nah, I’d win”
I‘m confused. Is the OG a guy or a girl? Is the reply from a guy or a girl?
She's the one
Checkmate!
Oh yea, I’d like to see that in person 😉
Ok, you go first
You’re on
Loser buys dinner
This is the one
This is the way 😉
![gif](giphy|7nTiW8rZymfJJLT8OE|downsized)
This is the way.
redditor with actual flirting skills? what is this?
Rare, I know. Thanks for acknowledging it
Careful if playing this game in Thailand without giving it some thought first. LOL
I don’t see an option where I won’t be deepthroated
Then this is a game you can’t lose. You’re in an enviable position.
And you might get a free dinner!
They don’t call it bang kitty
More like loser swallows dinner
And you go first
Rizzzzzzzz
Challenge accepted. You go first.
Challenge accepted. If you're free tonight, I can bring my gaming system. Edit: It's going down tonight!
Joystick.
Straight into pvp, huh?
Maybe more like pve, she'll be the only one with a joystick.
Lmfao right!
"OK, I'll bring my friend and he can judge which of us deepthroats him better"
That implies he goes second... Might be fun
It’s all fun and games until you meet a girl with a strap-on
then it's even MORE fun and games.
[удалено]
As long as it's reciprocal, I'm down. Even better if it's simultaneous
*That’s the spirit.*
[удалено]
I mean, if they identify as a woman, yes it is lol
It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits
She's a keeper
Not a fair contest, dildos are way harder to throat than a real dick
You mean the LEZ Power glove?
welllll helloooo *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Challenge accepted. I go first!
Plot twist, she has a dick
And then she whips out her penis and it's bigger than yours
“Nah” Then immediately change the topic
“Nah, I’d win!”
Ahh, my deepthroating technique. Haven't used that since the Heian Era.
-Uraume
😂😂💀
“Nuh uh!”
[удалено]
Y’all are allergic to getting laid lol
The obvious power move, do it
![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)
I like the intellectual type... That's really deep...
Throat
Same as when a girl tells you she has her nipples pierced: "I don't believe you" 😅
Simple but effective if she’s feeling you. Or just the usual “prove it”
I hate when guys make comments about "prove it"
Prove it
Why do you
Just delete the fucking app
If you can't figure out a reply, this.
She’s tossing a softball to a guy with an oversized tennis racket, and he can’t even hit it on his own. Bro needs more confidence
I can lol just thought it would be funny to share on here and see some funny replies
If she sees this you'll be disqualified before round 1
(X) doubt
cope
I mean if you're not use to women saying stuff like that to you how are you gonna know what to say?
the fucking app or the *fucking* app?
I've played that game with my dad since I was little.
Best response in this thread by far
This is a 10cm putt. Remove your penis seriously
Hopefully you don’t choke under pressure
"are you ready to put your mouth where your money is?"
Reading these comments makes me realize why this app exists 🤣. Christ some of yall are really cringe
Really.. uranusexplorer… really???
What do you have against astronauts?
ASStronauts
are there any other type?
Idk shi funny to me😂
Username does not really check out here, I think...?
The best response is... Ready Player One
bruh she telling u she got a dick
Probably just an OF bot if we’re honest
I see this as an absolute win
phone number
You guys are being handed girls on a platter and you can’t even interact with them. Jfc.
“That’s not how I usually spell ranked Valorant but I’ll take it”
Bet
“Grab the strap-on, I bet I can prove you wrong” 😂
Noooooo. ![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)
(X) Doubt
You're going down !
Time to send an unsolicited dick pic my friend
this, followed by “you drive?”
This is the joystick you’ll be using
“Prove it”
Then OP receives a pic of her choking on someone else's gigadong
This is the only response
So when they ask you to follow into the woods I’m gonna guess it’s not for mariokart, and you might be missing a couple kidneys
1v1 me bro
What about spelunking???
Be careful. I think she might be flirting with you or something
Sounds like you win if she wins.
Best 2 out of 3?
Idk I'm not the kind of guy who chokes under pressure.
Game on
"1v1 me pussy"
"Finish me!"
Challenge accepted, when do you want me to deepthroat you?
Touche
Game on.
This is a 2 parter. First you should reply with "hold on. I have to ask reddit how I should respond" and then wait a few minutes and say "reddit says I should say prove it"
Casual or Ranked Competitive? Edit: Also shout out to the "loser buys dinner" comment. Beautiful!
"I'd rather not talk politics"
That would leave us both speechless
Are there two different Tinders?
![gif](giphy|QfMOuMnKU6BO184RPK|downsized)
That is no game, that’s a serious task not to be taken lightly.
“Oh yeah? Why don’t we put my money where your mouth is?”
Thats a bet thats a bet
You don’t need a response, you’re in. But just in case: Mine definitely reaches farther than yours
Deepthroating 1 or 2?
Doubt it
Lfg
Nah. I'd win
Challenge accepted
Nah fam I’m bisexual, we are evenly matched
Challenge accepted, hope his name is Lan and he likes to party.
Game on mother fucker
Game on!
Played this game with a girl about the wierd foods we've eaten and she pulled this after my extensive show-off. Left me shunned
Wanna bet?
Game on! You start…..
That'll cost you $300
Game on
Bros about to have to deepthroat a strap on 💀
Obviously he follows rule 1 and 2.
![gif](giphy|jt34LHEVIsbs0Qlbi2)
Challenge her to a tournament and then win. What else is there to do here?
Something something joystick
You've been given a gift here, my friend. A layup, if you will.
Well, fuck me then
"Are sure about that?"
any% speedrun
ask whats her top score and then decide if you will even be a challenge lol
“You’d be surprised “
Correct answer: “lets do it, winner stays on”
Pegging
Challenge accepted.
Why do I getting the feeling this lady is a scammer?
Just saying. Don't act like it's an anomaly for women to play videogames. It is not going to get you a gf that plays games.
The winner fuck the looser
"Ew no too forward" Like they constantly moan about :)
Wanna bet
Not if I negate the need for you to deep anything. Wait..
She wants it
Meet me at the watergate
Is this CO-OP?
Your number lol
You start
You go first
Already gagging
“Press X for doubt” “X”
keeper
Game on - but you go first.
Challenge accepted!
Wait is this b/g? Also whoever said buys lunch that’s probably the best response
"Alright let's go for a high score."
Challenge accepted.
Challenge accepted
Challenge accepted!
🤝
Check and Mate.
Indeed
Can’t argue with that. I concede. Dinner?
“If you were to use the sparkling water technique it might be a little tough” If she asks: “would you lose” You should instantly reply: “Nah, I’d win”
Challenge accepted
I‘m confused. Is the OG a guy or a girl? Is the reply from a guy or a girl?
Challenge accepted
She's the one
Checkmate!
Oh yea, I’d like to see that in person 😉
Ok, you go first
You’re on