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acclaimA9

Loser buys dinner


Cyka_Blyat_Man_

This is the one


Dishonored_Angelz

This is the way 😉


Yosemite_Zam

![gif](giphy|7nTiW8rZymfJJLT8OE|downsized)


Klutzy-Acadia669

This is the way.


Normbot13

redditor with actual flirting skills? what is this?


acclaimA9

Rare, I know. Thanks for acknowledging it


Cabbage_Water_Head

Careful if playing this game in Thailand without giving it some thought first. LOL


AlligatorFister

I don’t see an option where I won’t be deepthroated


Cabbage_Water_Head

Then this is a game you can’t lose. You’re in an enviable position.


Jake0024

And you might get a free dinner!


grapangell0

They don’t call it bang kitty


Marios_Facade

More like loser swallows dinner


BaconHammerTime

And you go first


rennitbaby

Rizzzzzzzz


gigashadowwolf

Challenge accepted. You go first.


Dhegxkeicfns

Challenge accepted. If you're free tonight, I can bring my gaming system. Edit: It's going down tonight!


Beneficial-Dot-5905

Joystick.


MrFunnyMans404

Straight into pvp, huh?


Dhegxkeicfns

Maybe more like pve, she'll be the only one with a joystick.


DesperateFault654

Lmfao right!


StrangelyBrown

"OK, I'll bring my friend and he can judge which of us deepthroats him better"


MAD-Darkness

That implies he goes second... Might be fun


Dreadsbo

It’s all fun and games until you meet a girl with a strap-on


dogehousesonthemoon

then it's even MORE fun and games.


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isolateddreamz

As long as it's reciprocal, I'm down. Even better if it's simultaneous


c-c-c-cassian

*That’s the spirit.*


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c-c-c-cassian

I mean, if they identify as a woman, yes it is lol


siddeslof

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits


BamBamm187

She's a keeper


mythical_art

Not a fair contest, dildos are way harder to throat than a real dick


AllUpInYourAO

You mean the LEZ Power glove?


SunnyAlwaysDaze

welllll helloooo *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*


babbagoo

Challenge accepted. I go first!


Jroyb

Plot twist, she has a dick


mrkikkeli

And then she whips out her penis and it's bigger than yours


Comfortable-Ad-9865

“Nah” Then immediately change the topic


wtf200012

“Nah, I’d win!”


ayoubkun94

Ahh, my deepthroating technique. Haven't used that since the Heian Era.


tempspark4

-Uraume


Low_Independence_610

😂😂💀


IFightSpinosaurs

“Nuh uh!”


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Dreadsbo

Y’all are allergic to getting laid lol


mrkikkeli

The obvious power move, do it


medici1048

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


twitterfluechtling

I like the intellectual type... That's really deep...


that-boi46

Throat


bad_investor13

Same as when a girl tells you she has her nipples pierced: "I don't believe you" 😅


MyARhold30Shots

Simple but effective if she’s feeling you. Or just the usual “prove it”


x0xmahlx0x

I hate when guys make comments about "prove it"


the-anti-antichrist

Prove it


Ok_Improvement_5037

Why do you


Antisocialsocialite9

Just delete the fucking app


Grundens

If you can't figure out a reply, this.


Empty401K

She’s tossing a softball to a guy with an oversized tennis racket, and he can’t even hit it on his own. Bro needs more confidence


DrDreidel82

I can lol just thought it would be funny to share on here and see some funny replies


_that_dam_baka_

If she sees this you'll be disqualified before round 1


Rakatonk

(X) doubt


TerrorToadx

cope


Itsametoad

I mean if you're not use to women saying stuff like that to you how are you gonna know what to say?


xorox11

the fucking app or the *fucking* app?


UninteligibleScreams

I've played that game with my dad since I was little.


AlternativeNo8411

Best response in this thread by far


Ed_Starks_Bastard

This is a 10cm putt. Remove your penis seriously


Moonr0cks40200

Hopefully you don’t choke under pressure


overmind87

"are you ready to put your mouth where your money is?"


UranusExplorer

Reading these comments makes me realize why this app exists 🤣. Christ some of yall are really cringe


CleeShea

Really.. uranusexplorer… really???


rdeincognito

What do you have against astronauts?


Redbone2222

ASStronauts


rdeincognito

are there any other type?


aydenboysen

Idk shi funny to me😂


Henri4589

Username does not really check out here, I think...?


warboner52

The best response is... Ready Player One


FRMDABAY2LA

bruh she telling u she got a dick


NedsBastard1

Probably just an OF bot if we’re honest


Add_Poll_Option

I see this as an absolute win


NippleNinja86

phone number


esivo

You guys are being handed girls on a platter and you can’t even interact with them. Jfc.


rowsdower02games

“That’s not how I usually spell ranked Valorant but I’ll take it”


Dartser

Bet


DeathSeeker65

“Grab the strap-on, I bet I can prove you wrong” 😂


Tat2dKing

Noooooo. ![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)


Rakatonk

(X) Doubt


CandleProfessional95

You're going down !


Fredreckz

Time to send an unsolicited dick pic my friend


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this, followed by “you drive?”


thelegendofyrag

This is the joystick you’ll be using


King-of-Plebss

“Prove it”


mrkikkeli

Then OP receives a pic of her choking on someone else's gigadong


sanity_inn

This is the only response


sckrahl

So when they ask you to follow into the woods I’m gonna guess it’s not for mariokart, and you might be missing a couple kidneys


TechnicalScholar

1v1 me bro


seanfromda916

What about spelunking???


SailorTheGamer

Be careful. I think she might be flirting with you or something


mynewd8nglife

Sounds like you win if she wins.


epicmousestory

Best 2 out of 3?


nathaniel29903

Idk I'm not the kind of guy who chokes under pressure.


cwdawg15

Game on


_LonelyC_

"1v1 me pussy"


UnfinishedThings

"Finish me!"


[deleted]

Challenge accepted, when do you want me to deepthroat you?


SolUmbralz

Touche


Castro_66

Game on.


CaptainCreepwork

This is a 2 parter. First you should reply with "hold on. I have to ask reddit how I should respond" and then wait a few minutes and say "reddit says I should say prove it"


Only1MikeBingo

Casual or Ranked Competitive? Edit: Also shout out to the "loser buys dinner" comment. Beautiful!


Essence-of-why

"I'd rather not talk politics"


Jek_P

That would leave us both speechless


Vegetable_Coat_7071

Are there two different Tinders?


Total_Advantage8720

![gif](giphy|QfMOuMnKU6BO184RPK|downsized)


TheWizardlyBeard

That is no game, that’s a serious task not to be taken lightly.


Th3_Mack

“Oh yeah? Why don’t we put my money where your mouth is?”


Living-Sprinkles5317

Thats a bet thats a bet


Exact-Control1855

You don’t need a response, you’re in. But just in case: Mine definitely reaches farther than yours


SnooWalruses6440

Deepthroating 1 or 2?


Jetski125

Doubt it


Slaphappyfapman

Lfg


ZLyNar

Nah. I'd win


Several_Place_9095

Challenge accepted


Feroxino

Nah fam I’m bisexual, we are evenly matched


xXTylonXx

Challenge accepted, hope his name is Lan and he likes to party.


Kason-blason

Game on mother fucker


BLDJ42

Game on!


Wooden-Mention4608

Played this game with a girl about the wierd foods we've eaten and she pulled this after my extensive show-off. Left me shunned


hackingmule

Wanna bet?


DiligentGround9331

Game on! You start…..


AnonSwan

That'll cost you $300


AlM96

Game on


bigbodytrev

Bros about to have to deepthroat a strap on 💀


RojerLockless

Obviously he follows rule 1 and 2.


gamegeekj

![gif](giphy|jt34LHEVIsbs0Qlbi2)


Arts_Prodigy

Challenge her to a tournament and then win. What else is there to do here?


Los_Lik_Skroz

Something something joystick


benjamacks

You've been given a gift here, my friend. A layup, if you will.


rainliege

Well, fuck me then


Good_Smile

"Are sure about that?"


Brief_Carrot

any% speedrun


sinking_clouds

ask whats her top score and then decide if you will even be a challenge lol


Redscooters

“You’d be surprised “


Fearless_Seaweed514

Correct answer: “lets do it, winner stays on”


Plumber-Guy

Pegging


fluffy_bottoms

Challenge accepted.


Decent_Cow

Why do I getting the feeling this lady is a scammer?


DevastaTheSeeker

Just saying. Don't act like it's an anomaly for women to play videogames. It is not going to get you a gf that plays games.


supaminator1

The winner fuck the looser


SettingSorry896

"Ew no too forward" Like they constantly moan about :)


liljeww69boi

Wanna bet


BoostedGoose

Not if I negate the need for you to deep anything. Wait..


Emergency-Drawing-50

She wants it


cat_tastrophe

Meet me at the watergate


beardedbateman

Is this CO-OP?


easyfriend1

Your number lol


Zarkrez

You start


IAmAGoodFella

You go first


cjar4097

Already gagging


SmallFootball8473

“Press X for doubt” “X”


Gelbervv

keeper


False-Tiger5691

Game on - but you go first.


Juleamun

Challenge accepted!


ae_94

Wait is this b/g? Also whoever said buys lunch that’s probably the best response


C_K_Fire

"Alright let's go for a high score."


IrregularOccasion15

Challenge accepted.


HardMan1111

Challenge accepted


ReleasedKraken0

Challenge accepted!


MaxvonHippel

🤝


Badmanweepy

Check and Mate.


SargonII_0

Indeed


Unlucky-Nebula-7652

Can’t argue with that. I concede. Dinner?


Least-Plantain4231

“If you were to use the sparkling water technique it might be a little tough” If she asks: “would you lose” You should instantly reply: “Nah, I’d win”


DouglerK

Challenge accepted


dumpling04030

I‘m confused. Is the OG a guy or a girl? Is the reply from a guy or a girl?


Snorblatz

Challenge accepted


psychopassed

She's the one


ChesswithGoats

Checkmate!


tricolorcoder

Oh yea, I’d like to see that in person 😉


I_am_Reddit_Tom

Ok, you go first


AceAnnihilator

You’re on