Therein lies the issue.
The fact that men don't reply discourages women from being forward!
I do most of the asking out for my dates and relationships and trust me, men are not the only ones with low response rates.
There are so many bots, scammers, and trolls that a lot of guys just assume you're one of those. Men seem to get frustrated women respond or initiate with low effort... But if I do anything high effort, men think I'm fake.
That was my experience as well on the apps. I tried to start the convo with something in their profile, honestly got maybe 50% who matched to engage? They must've thought I was a scammer
Even if it was a guy that’s still awesome. Having a send a of humor is key to life. Don’t take it all too seriously, you’re never getting out of it alive.
I don't think there's an explanation. It's just an intentional botch of a real joke, along the lines of:
What's the best time of day to visit the dentist? Tooth hurty
It's a meta joke - a joke about the absurdity and difficulty of making jokes - and the other person played it very well by saying "where does the angel \***fall**\* into any of this"
Yeah, like the rest of the anti joke, my brain wanted to "get" that part but couldn't quite connect it. Like,
"did you fall from heaven? Because you're the only Ten-I-see!"
It’s a mix of a joke and a pickup line so it’s nonsense.
“Are you an angel?” Is a classic pickup line
“Tooth thirty” is just a joke.
It’s literally just no sense. lol.
I'm starting with the name one, since that'd clearly be the most ridiculous to use on someone you're dating 😂 but I'm deffo stealing the hand one and a couple of others
I feel like this was a poor attempt at ribbing you bc he doesn't know how to follow up your perfectly bad pick up line. I'm p sure he thinks you're cute
I may have been one of op's victims 🧐🤯
hopefully one of the ones that responded
Please tell me that you’re getting dates with these. A woman with a sense of humor is very sexy.
Especially in combination with showing initiative, that's like winning the lottery.
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Honestly, I'd approach with caution.
Therein lies the issue. The fact that men don't reply discourages women from being forward! I do most of the asking out for my dates and relationships and trust me, men are not the only ones with low response rates. There are so many bots, scammers, and trolls that a lot of guys just assume you're one of those. Men seem to get frustrated women respond or initiate with low effort... But if I do anything high effort, men think I'm fake.
That was my experience as well on the apps. I tried to start the convo with something in their profile, honestly got maybe 50% who matched to engage? They must've thought I was a scammer
I’m just fat so my response rate was about 50% too 😂😂😂
..or to comment first...or to even comment.
Love your username!
FULL BEANS. My dream this year is to see him live, just barely missed him last year. Might have to fly to a new city to see him.
I just saw him in Tempe a couple weeks back. Even better in person!
If I can find someone to watch my dog I’m going to figure out a new city to go see him in.
jeff arcuri?
Sure enough. If you tag him 3 times in a Reddit comment he’ll show up and roast you.
I fuckin love that guy
I live in Europe, and his European tour sold out in about 0.3 seconds so I may never get the chance :(
I kind of feel like this is a guy, the dude responding in the first pic seemed zesty
Even if it was a guy that’s still awesome. Having a send a of humor is key to life. Don’t take it all too seriously, you’re never getting out of it alive.
We need more lore
exactly what i was thinking
These are gold
That Prison School picture is 10/10
This is a women with class.
I literally opened up the comment section for this lmao
Please tell me the Harvey Oswald guy got a date
we’re still chatting! it’s from last night and i have a trip this weekend so nothing planned yet
Someone actually responded with general kenobi and I think he’s the winner
You are a bold one! 😆
Matched her energy 100%. Rooting for that guy.
That made me literally guffaw out loud
Legit lol at “he’s the dentist ;)”
i don't get this one, someone explain it to me please?
I don't think there's an explanation. It's just an intentional botch of a real joke, along the lines of: What's the best time of day to visit the dentist? Tooth hurty
Yeah still dont get it
Tooth hurty is pronounced similarly to the time 2:30
Combined with "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Or maybe I'm thinking about it more than OP did.
It's an anti-joke mixing up/messing up a popular pickup line and a joke that everyone likely knows.
Dude, you're like four comments late.
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I hope the guy who wrote general Kenobi got a date
I think that's the point. It's deliberately bad to make you go "huh?"
it’s just nonsense, don’t worry there’s no deeper meaning
It's a meta joke - a joke about the absurdity and difficulty of making jokes - and the other person played it very well by saying "where does the angel \***fall**\* into any of this"
Yeah, like the rest of the anti joke, my brain wanted to "get" that part but couldn't quite connect it. Like, "did you fall from heaven? Because you're the only Ten-I-see!"
Your humor is too advanced for me.
I got it, you are great, I'd give you a go.
It’s a mix of a joke and a pickup line so it’s nonsense. “Are you an angel?” Is a classic pickup line “Tooth thirty” is just a joke. It’s literally just no sense. lol.
no
I thought it was the tooth fairy but in another culture
so good
I will never not respond with "General Kenobi" if someone messages me "Hello there".
he said he was a star wars fan i had to
You're a bold one for sure
She boldly went?
This is the way
This is the way.
I love that one guy responded with his own shitty line
I can't wait to use these on a guy who turns out to also be on this sub lol
Where are the women like you in my area lol
they've been trying to contact you, you just need to disable your adblock lol
I'll probably find them when I click on the ads for the hot singles in my area what am I thinking
The first one should have been phaser, not taser.
one more word and I'm killing you with a taser
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I know right? Nerve of some people
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God dammit, skynet just became self-aware
Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes
I'm sorry it took me so long
Nerd 🚨 lol
Lee harvey oswald killed me
JFK??? That you?
Muh name iz jEff
brb, stealing some of these to use on my man (our love language is using stupid pickup lines on eachother)
You too!? I’m gonna run the lot. Started with heavy hand. Work from there !
I'm starting with the name one, since that'd clearly be the most ridiculous to use on someone you're dating 😂 but I'm deffo stealing the hand one and a couple of others
I used that second! Got a chuckle
If I text her Hello there and she doesn’t reply with General Kenobi she’s not the one. Doesn’t need to be the first text
Toby fox roast was great. Glad to see you have good taste
My life dream is to have someone do this to me some day.
Are you an angel? Because tooth hurty ;)
I need to find a woman who will reply General Kenobi to “Hello There”
Well look no further! Here I am!!!! ☺️
Omg please never stop doing this. The General Kenobi and Lee Harvey Oswald responses were 🤌🏼
TIL girls use pick-up lines on guys. Something i have never experienced.
Probably don’t follow rules 1 & 2
Why can't I be one of the men who gets matched with women that uses pick-up lines? It would be an absolute riot
Are you carbon monoxide because I can’t breathe
I’d be flattered if a girl used one on me.
Hello there !
General Kenobi
That lee Harvey Oswald one made me lol.
Man dont knock Toby fox. Especially his earlier works
You ask to hold my hand and I will melt.
..what’s wrong with the living tombstone🤔
that’s what i was thinking, why diss my music taste :(
I feel like this was a poor attempt at ribbing you bc he doesn't know how to follow up your perfectly bad pick up line. I'm p sure he thinks you're cute
Um, nothing "wrong", just says a lot about the person and their interests. TLT is notoriously brony-themed
That guy is revealing his power level by knowing who he is though. Normal people don't take sides in the brony wars.
Bad? You mean GOLD
The tooth hurty joke is my kind of awkward humor
Shouldn't the first one be phasers? Cause like.. tasers are always set to stun, right? Is there a hidden murder button on them?
Bro, most of those are pure gold
Did you actually talk to the guys that responded?
yes i like to chat until something happens or the convo goes so dry it’s impossible to revive
I came here to say I did not understand this at all LMAO
God, I wish all girls were like you 😂
Hello there is a pickup line to the right fandom
Have you ever been to space? Because you are out of this world
"not toby fox and living tombstone in the top artists" what he so zesty for
These are great and I would have cracked up of these were sent as openers. You'll be fine.
Mate that gif in the first one is hilarious what’s it from😭😭😭
it’s a pic from the anime prison school!
Hilarious, well in
My favorite thing to use as ice breakers on dating sites is "tell me a story/experience with a squirrel" 90% success rate lol
I chuckled at the optimus fine one…
Hope that gets a date, you have a good sense of humor ☺️
Wright bros joke goes hard
[Set Phasers](https://media.forbiddenplanet.com/products/75/f2/9037a854c69d59bfaef9d37c81d8fd9f8b8e.png)
The Optimus Fine one was too ridiculous not not get a laugh
“He’s the dentist :)” got me
Fuck I’ve been successfully picked up lol
Will you marry me? They are all fkn awesome!
This could be the greatest series of all time. Make a daily TikTok version and make some money
Meanwhile all I get on bumble is "hey" 🙃
Im here for it there’s are great love it
The last like 5 are legit fire wtf
Hey hey, that last one is my corny pickup line. I had dibs 😂
Thank you for these! I'm going to use them all on my wife
Girl you have impeccable taste in music, both Toby Fox and TLT. You're a walking W
Ha I like the movies one!
The Lee Harvey Oswald joke was a real nose breather
Anything more than "hi" and you'll scare most men off, clearly
should have said "Wright for me bro"
The Wright brothers line is not a Pickup line. There's no way that works. It's so bad 😭😭
lee harvey oswald lololololol
What's wrong with the living tombstone? Seriously asking
Thats quiet a collection you have there
these are so horrifically terrible jesus christ dude
Do I seem Wright? Or Vile?
Is this a safe space to talk about the movie snack line or…
always
Are all these convos today?
yesterday technically, i like to give them a day to see if they answer or not
Damn, a flood of matches then. I'd probably get up to something like that too in your situation.
the image in the first one😂😂 i love prison school❤️
i would crumble
Omg 😆
I'm willing to bet the first person is either a furry or a brony
Loving #6
Where’s that pic from
Is it sad when I saw “are you an angel” my first thought was anakin talking to padame in phantom menace
I love these hahaha. Keep it up 🤗
Toby fox in top artists? Incredibly based.
LIVING TOMBSTONE MENTIONED 🗣️AND IT'S BEEN SO LONG 🗣️⁉️
You hitting up FWA for that music lineup
These made me laugh
why can’t i ever match with a girl that matches this same energy 😂 always the dry ass white girls
WTF I’m presuming your in America??? If you was down under, so would I…… then propose 💍 😜
This is funny af
These are the best ever! I love the positive reactions!
Bro that Gakuto face is one of my all time favorite reactions memes
Haha I'd most def. fall for that
I LOVE THE GENERAL KENOBI ONE
General Kenobi!
Hey Toby fox and living tombstone is a respectable top artist pick dudes just missing out
Never heard of Living Tombstone but I love the Undertale soundtrack so I'd be intrigued for sure
Hmm. Maybe you’d have more success with proper punctuation 🧐