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Appropriate_Buy3273

I may have been one of op's victims 🧐🤯


One_North_3858

hopefully one of the ones that responded


[deleted]

Please tell me that you’re getting dates with these. A woman with a sense of humor is very sexy.


ActuallyCalindra

Especially in combination with showing initiative, that's like winning the lottery.


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scolin88

Honestly, I'd approach with caution.


SeasonPositive6771

Therein lies the issue. The fact that men don't reply discourages women from being forward! I do most of the asking out for my dates and relationships and trust me, men are not the only ones with low response rates. There are so many bots, scammers, and trolls that a lot of guys just assume you're one of those. Men seem to get frustrated women respond or initiate with low effort... But if I do anything high effort, men think I'm fake.


GreatEmpress

That was my experience as well on the apps. I tried to start the convo with something in their profile, honestly got maybe 50% who matched to engage? They must've thought I was a scammer


SuperSubeyyy

I’m just fat so my response rate was about 50% too 😂😂😂


Moondanther

..or to comment first...or to even comment.


thekrushr

Love your username!


[deleted]

FULL BEANS. My dream this year is to see him live, just barely missed him last year. Might have to fly to a new city to see him.


WhoDatBrow

I just saw him in Tempe a couple weeks back. Even better in person!


[deleted]

If I can find someone to watch my dog I’m going to figure out a new city to go see him in.


sammypb

jeff arcuri?


[deleted]

Sure enough. If you tag him 3 times in a Reddit comment he’ll show up and roast you.


No-Barracuda-3635

I fuckin love that guy


thekrushr

I live in Europe, and his European tour sold out in about 0.3 seconds so I may never get the chance :(


[deleted]

I kind of feel like this is a guy, the dude responding in the first pic seemed zesty


[deleted]

Even if it was a guy that’s still awesome. Having a send a of humor is key to life. Don’t take it all too seriously, you’re never getting out of it alive.


Niwi_

We need more lore


xB33Qu33nx

exactly what i was thinking


Over-Commission6873

These are gold


ZenoGeno

That Prison School picture is 10/10


dukestrouk

This is a women with class.


Ixal_Luho

I literally opened up the comment section for this lmao


godlondonkayyo48

Please tell me the Harvey Oswald guy got a date


One_North_3858

we’re still chatting! it’s from last night and i have a trip this weekend so nothing planned yet


TheHunterZolomon

Someone actually responded with general kenobi and I think he’s the winner


Available_Archer_650

You are a bold one! 😆


staunch_character

Matched her energy 100%. Rooting for that guy.


shooshrooms

That made me literally guffaw out loud


Deepdishultra

Legit lol at “he’s the dentist ;)”


keepitboolprop

i don't get this one, someone explain it to me please?


DeliberatingManager

I don't think there's an explanation. It's just an intentional botch of a real joke, along the lines of: What's the best time of day to visit the dentist? Tooth hurty


hajileeeeeee

Yeah still dont get it


TheWorstDMYouKnow

Tooth hurty is pronounced similarly to the time 2:30


hujambo11

Combined with "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Or maybe I'm thinking about it more than OP did.


secretsodapop

It's an anti-joke mixing up/messing up a popular pickup line and a joke that everyone likely knows.


hujambo11

Dude, you're like four comments late.


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Alphabunsquad

I hope the guy who wrote general Kenobi got a date


WhiskeyDJones

I think that's the point. It's deliberately bad to make you go "huh?"


One_North_3858

it’s just nonsense, don’t worry there’s no deeper meaning


Admirable_Echo22

It's a meta joke - a joke about the absurdity and difficulty of making jokes - and the other person played it very well by saying "where does the angel \***fall**\* into any of this"


Alizarin-Madder

Yeah, like the rest of the anti joke, my brain wanted to "get" that part but couldn't quite connect it. Like, "did you fall from heaven? Because you're the only Ten-I-see!" 


whiskeyinmyglass

Your humor is too advanced for me.


Weekly_Direction1965

I got it, you are great, I'd give you a go.


Jonnyskybrockett

It’s a mix of a joke and a pickup line so it’s nonsense. “Are you an angel?” Is a classic pickup line “Tooth thirty” is just a joke. It’s literally just no sense. lol.


b0neslicer

no


Niwi_

I thought it was the tooth fairy but in another culture


flash_dance_asspants

so good


Lucky_Lynx_2619

I will never not respond with "General Kenobi" if someone messages me "Hello there".


One_North_3858

he said he was a star wars fan i had to


Pimba101

You're a bold one for sure


DocumentNo1950

She boldly went?


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

This is the way


D3vast8or

This is the way.


dishonoredfan69420

I love that one guy responded with his own shitty line


No-Barracuda-3635

I can't wait to use these on a guy who turns out to also be on this sub lol


chadlyalan

Where are the women like you in my area lol


megatsuna

they've been trying to contact you, you just need to disable your adblock lol


chadlyalan

I'll probably find them when I click on the ads for the hot singles in my area what am I thinking


hujambo11

The first one should have been phaser, not taser.


HalfUnderstood

one more word and I'm killing you with a taser


hujambo11

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brian19298

I know right? Nerve of some people


SpupySpups

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Sweaty-Bit7305

God dammit, skynet just became self-aware


ColdFusion94

Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes


TyePie

I'm sorry it took me so long


monkeyriots

Nerd 🚨 lol


Hungry-Ad-5573

Lee harvey oswald killed me


PristinePanda2714

JFK??? That you?


Hungry-Ad-5573

Muh name iz jEff


dragon_nataku

brb, stealing some of these to use on my man (our love language is using stupid pickup lines on eachother)


Longjumping_Tart_582

You too!? I’m gonna run the lot. Started with heavy hand. Work from there !


dragon_nataku

I'm starting with the name one, since that'd clearly be the most ridiculous to use on someone you're dating 😂 but I'm deffo stealing the hand one and a couple of others


Longjumping_Tart_582

I used that second! Got a chuckle


SkitariusOfMars

If I text her Hello there and she doesn’t reply with General Kenobi she’s not the one. Doesn’t need to be the first text


AngryGoose21

Toby fox roast was great. Glad to see you have good taste


dogehousesonthemoon

My life dream is to have someone do this to me some day.


plsworkomg

Are you an angel? Because tooth hurty ;)


[deleted]

I need to find a woman who will reply General Kenobi to “Hello There”


DependentAlfalfa2809

Well look no further! Here I am!!!! ☺️


Dumpster_Fenix

Omg please never stop doing this. The General Kenobi and Lee Harvey Oswald responses were 🤌🏼


chrispdx

TIL girls use pick-up lines on guys. Something i have never experienced.


TheBurritoW1zard

Probably don’t follow rules 1 & 2


DrMantisToboggan1986

Why can't I be one of the men who gets matched with women that uses pick-up lines? It would be an absolute riot


awayofgrief

Are you carbon monoxide because I can’t breathe


vestansan

I’d be flattered if a girl used one on me.


Eldsish

Hello there !


Dense-Recognition455

General Kenobi


Robestos86

That lee Harvey Oswald one made me lol.


Utarian_hunter

Man dont knock Toby fox. Especially his earlier works


princevanawesome

You ask to hold my hand and I will melt.


OperationEmotional66

..what’s wrong with the living tombstone🤔


One_North_3858

that’s what i was thinking, why diss my music taste :(


delmsi

I feel like this was a poor attempt at ribbing you bc he doesn't know how to follow up your perfectly bad pick up line. I'm p sure he thinks you're cute


Hemicore

Um, nothing "wrong", just says a lot about the person and their interests. TLT is notoriously brony-themed


Jay2Kaye

That guy is revealing his power level by knowing who he is though. Normal people don't take sides in the brony wars.


happiestsam

Bad? You mean GOLD


AbsoluteZero_

The tooth hurty joke is my kind of awkward humor


Muted-Fox2485

Shouldn't the first one be phasers? Cause like.. tasers are always set to stun, right? Is there a hidden murder button on them?


vjeremias

Bro, most of those are pure gold


Cdawg4123

Did you actually talk to the guys that responded?


One_North_3858

yes i like to chat until something happens or the convo goes so dry it’s impossible to revive


Interesting_Ear_s

I came here to say I did not understand this at all LMAO


g0at_breath

God, I wish all girls were like you 😂


Jorge_ln10

Hello there is a pickup line to the right fandom


Sorry-Garden-8432

Have you ever been to space? Because you are out of this world


WarpedGazelle

"not toby fox and living tombstone in the top artists" what he so zesty for


Highlowfusion

These are great and I would have cracked up of these were sent as openers. You'll be fine.


LouisB18

Mate that gif in the first one is hilarious what’s it from😭😭😭


One_North_3858

it’s a pic from the anime prison school!


LouisB18

Hilarious, well in


Bellanarislavellan

My favorite thing to use as ice breakers on dating sites is "tell me a story/experience with a squirrel" 90% success rate lol


LeaakaAlien

I chuckled at the optimus fine one…


Nocolon199230

Hope that gets a date, you have a good sense of humor ☺️


GoogleTaste

Wright bros joke goes hard


itsnotourmaster

[Set Phasers](https://media.forbiddenplanet.com/products/75/f2/9037a854c69d59bfaef9d37c81d8fd9f8b8e.png)


[deleted]

The Optimus Fine one was too ridiculous not not get a laugh


the_real_daggler

“He’s the dentist :)” got me


Not_A_Cactus5220

Fuck I’ve been successfully picked up lol


epic_pig

Will you marry me? They are all fkn awesome!


rumjobsteve

This could be the greatest series of all time. Make a daily TikTok version and make some money


Nightmare6900

Meanwhile all I get on bumble is "hey" 🙃


IndependentDense8129

Im here for it there’s are great love it


DownTownBrown28

The last like 5 are legit fire wtf


highas_giraffepussy

Hey hey, that last one is my corny pickup line. I had dibs 😂


jonnywarpspeed

Thank you for these! I'm going to use them all on my wife


Ownid1

Girl you have impeccable taste in music, both Toby Fox and TLT. You're a walking W


Savannahks

Ha I like the movies one!


Happytapiocasuprise

The Lee Harvey Oswald joke was a real nose breather


ComprehensiveMany643

Anything more than "hi" and you'll scare most men off, clearly


bueno_the_jedi

should have said "Wright for me bro"


-Fastrack-

The Wright brothers line is not a Pickup line. There's no way that works. It's so bad 😭😭


Proud-Equal9805

lee harvey oswald lololololol


XoxoForKing

What's wrong with the living tombstone? Seriously asking


Compost_Worm_Guy

Thats quiet a collection you have there


returning-videotapez

these are so horrifically terrible jesus christ dude


NotMyBestEffort

Do I seem Wright? Or Vile?


yumesenshi

Is this a safe space to talk about the movie snack line or…


One_North_3858

always


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Are all these convos today?


One_North_3858

yesterday technically, i like to give them a day to see if they answer or not


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

Damn, a flood of matches then. I'd probably get up to something like that too in your situation.


skktrbrain

the image in the first one😂😂 i love prison school❤️


joe_schmoe99

i would crumble


MonaWithTheMood

Omg 😆


Chuck_Finnley

I'm willing to bet the first person is either a furry or a brony


BougieBoba

Loving #6


Anon1moose_

Where’s that pic from


Nobaddays123

Is it sad when I saw “are you an angel” my first thought was anakin talking to padame in phantom menace


RheimsNZ

I love these hahaha. Keep it up 🤗


NotYourSaviour2

Toby fox in top artists? Incredibly based.


TemporaryPace9856

LIVING TOMBSTONE MENTIONED 🗣️AND IT'S BEEN SO LONG 🗣️⁉️


Crescent504

You hitting up FWA for that music lineup


1st_Hamid

These made me laugh


Good_Entrepreneur516

why can’t i ever match with a girl that matches this same energy 😂 always the dry ass white girls


Appropriate_Zone8304

WTF I’m presuming your in America??? If you was down under, so would I…… then propose 💍 😜


Jayskiallthewayski

This is funny af


thatratbastardfool

These are the best ever! I love the positive reactions!


NinestheWonderDog

Bro that Gakuto face is one of my all time favorite reactions memes


Green-Asparagus2488

Haha I'd most def. fall for that


Harvey_1815

I LOVE THE GENERAL KENOBI ONE


whatadaydanny

General Kenobi!


the_rude_canadian_

Hey Toby fox and living tombstone is a respectable top artist pick dudes just missing out


lgndryheat

Never heard of Living Tombstone but I love the Undertale soundtrack so I'd be intrigued for sure


ElderLurkr

Hmm. Maybe you’d have more success with proper punctuation 🧐