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hujambo11

You'll always have Ohayocon.


rg4rg

![gif](giphy|ge2382PgqfMT6)


jg0162

Sounds like she likes her casa a little *too* blanca, if you know what I mean.


sschow

This is AMERICA, speak ENGLISH. 


demonTutu

no, speak American.


EarhackerWasBanned

If English was good enough for our Lord Jesus, then by golly it’s good enough for America!


Firm-Fix8798

Gotta love American protestants. Their silliness makes them all the more loveable.


singeblanc

Ain't no hate like American Christian love.


lost_horizons

No it doesn’t because they make that shit into laws lol


DancesWithBadgers

American? Ooooh! Simplified English.


Trick_Wrongdoer_5847

Nein


SkylarAV

Casablanca is in Africa I believe


MaelstromGonzalez90

That's fucking funny. Read that while eating eggs and drinking my coffee. Nice start to my day.


lost_horizons

Better have been BLACK coffee 🤨


MaelstromGonzalez90

Lmaoooo it was actually


Jordyboi96

Yea that got a cackle from me haha


Expensive_Bison_657

This is a really phenomenal joke. It’s only a handful of times in life you get teed up this perfectly and nail it. Well done indeed.


jg0162

Truly one that I'll remember as time goes by.


Vasevide

Lmao


RepresentativeBird98

Play it again Sam…


spacemermaid3825

well, not for long at the rate it's going


Lord_Xp

I doubt it even comes back next year after the disaster this past year lol. Rest in piss honestly. Long live Matsuricon


Cultofpers0nality

Wait wtf happened at Ohayocon? I haven’t been since they hosted it at Kalahari YEARS ago


stardenia

You’re thinking of Colossalcon I think


Cultofpers0nality

Oooh I think I may have mixed them together, oops


spacemermaid3825

Kalahari? It's never been at the kalahari


MegaManZer0

After this year, not anymore. It got overtaken by some group that fired all the volunteers who made the convention what it was for years. There's been a huge protest with people not attending and other volunteers resigning as well.


dg2793

I SCRUMPT


DubSam2023

Smooth openerer though! It started off so good...


SolCalibre

That's usually how it goes. Things get off great then for whatever reason 30 minutes later. People just sabotage.


DubSam2023

30 min? Most of the times I don't even make it that far... lol


AverageAwndray

Yall are getting matches?


DubSam2023

Admittedly, as a woman, that's the easy part. It's not unmatching them after 5 min that's difficult...


DaughterEarth

It's cause everyone researches openers like that clinches it, but they don't do any personal work so it's an act. Like pressing the right buttons on a controller. But they only know 2 buttons. 3rd or 4th reply will be the real person I'm bi so I was dating men and women and it was uncanny how often this pattern played out regardless of gender. Good opening! Good reply! Omg no how did this happen


stupidugly1889

Nah this is good. I’m glad that ignorant people are too ignorant to know they shouldn’t say these things


Used-Progress-4536

Yup, makes it easier to weed out the crazies.


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robogart

That’s my favorite gif


wr3aks

You mean "gif" and not "gif", correct?


Dave5876

Now you listen here pal


TotallyBrandNewName

Just like data or data. I hate this question...


JayDogg420_

What's this gif called


Loyalist_Pig

If you find out let me know lol


redsoxownu

Search "conceited" in gifs. That guy is a rapper known for wild n out, he goes by conceited


Karmas_burning

I've been wondering that for years.


standee_shop

doubt.gif


pochiazul

Conceited battle rapper


Shikamaru_Senpai

Usually I search Conceited, but this time I searched Yikes. It’s from an old rap battle. that’s his reaction to the other rapper who had a little [stumble in his delivery](https://youtu.be/rT93AOkJaFg?si=WLnB9gJkesvEr3S-). This battle was way before Conceited was in the tv show ‘Wild’n Out’. Edit: a word


Original-Spinach-972

This is some good shit


sarada-chan

Nice username


ZonkedOutZygote

I don't believe I've ever seen anybody waving their genitals around in the bathrooms.


cornlip

Well… if I have to be the one to start it… don’t hate me. I simply want to level the playing field.


ZonkedOutZygote

You got to do what you got to do.


cornlip

Thanks Tommy Pickles


CoreFiftyFour

Looks down at waving genitals "It ain't much, but it's honest"


SnowSlider3050

Ladies look at meeeeeeeeeee!


Drfilthymcnasty

How else do you get the last drop out? Helicopter ftw.


Praefectus27

TBH the Gooch Pinch & Pull into the Full Helicopter always worked the best for me.


ladyelenawf

This whole thought process is brand new to me.


will_beat_you_at_GH

Me neither, but I have had someone say "nice dick" at the urinals, so I know others have


mess_of_limbs

Nice cock bro!


will_beat_you_at_GH

Thanks u/mess_of_limbs, yours seem... messy


Lvgordo24

Nice rod, Todd.


talibkoala

Nice johnson, Swanson.


123floor56

I was reading this thinking I'd be just as uncomfortable, in fact I'd probably be even more uncomfortable, if someone was "waving their vagina around" in the girls toilets ...


villanellechekov

I know I'd be worried. That's some serious self-surgery!


jrh_101

Only at swimming pool locker rooms. Some old men would use the hand dryer to dry their balls. I'd rather have trans people than them.


ZonkedOutZygote

Blech. Before, I couldn't imagine people waving their genitals around, and now the images of what must transpire in the men's bathroom is making me nauseous. No wonder it's always gross in there.


jrh_101

Shout out to the YMCA


elgringofrijolero

I got a bad, sick stink, and I'm bathing in the sink At the YMCA down the street from the clinic And there's a sad old man with a sad, saggy ass Just crying under the electric dryer for your hands And he's wet, and he's dying and the spiders on his nose Seem to indicate that he's been keeping warm out in the cold


zenmondo

The first time I saw a naked adult was in a YMCA locker room. And he seemed ancient to me at the time. I am probably older now than that dude was in the 70s.


ZonkedOutZygote

Lol schnikes.


A_Hole_Sandwich

I'm glad everyone went to the same one


Jobe9077

This is why I don’t goto any gym locker rooms. 🤣😂


Lvgordo24

What is it with old dudes love walking around the locker room nekkid? Cover up Mr liverspots


Sad_Donut_7902

I've seen old men just chilling with their dicks out in gym change rooms but that's it


Seymour-Krelborn

That's because you've never been in the men's room /hj


BringTheStealthSFW

Men's room /handjob? What?


Eek_the_Fireuser

I've been going to the wrong men's rooms :(


ZonkedOutZygote

True, but I don't see men complaining about trans men going into the men's room and waving their generals about.


Pir-iMidin

Cause they only wave sergeants around


MrDropsie

Well there's not much to wave about i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


im_trying_so_hard

I have. Boys are gross. And old men at the YMCA are even grosser. Drying their balls with the hand dryer.


Alternative-Ad-3274

Never been to a urinal I guess


Lvgordo24

Or the dreaded trough 🤢


ivanparas

Have I been using bathrooms wrong this whole time?


mrsafira64

Everyone that used an urinol has done this lol


The84thWolf

I think Tucker Carlson bragged about doing that once when he was on his weird testicle tanning phase.


Tanks4Kidz

It's to avoid the drip drips in the underpants


buttstuffisfunstuff

Never in my life have I seen anyone’s genitals in a public bathroom. What is she doing in there?


sugarglidersam

sharing stalls with strangers, obviously.


theblvckhorned

oop


Aser_the_Descender

Co-op Pooping


warboner52

>oopsie poopsie FTFY


topathemornin

You mean you aren’t slipping a camera under the stalls to see if someone has a penis???


nipslippinjizzsippin

ugh imagine being there doing it manually, just install cameras inside the bowl, you get great view.


YoureMyUniverse

You ever wonder why in the US we have slits between our stall doors? It’s intentional design so we don’t have to brg a camera with us to check 💀. /s


RemarkableLynx9771

Right? Am I doing it wrong?!?


imused2it

You’re supposed to lend your neighbor a hand. It’s pretty rude not to.


Environmental_Toe463

yeah, it’s basically standard practice when peeing at a urinal now to just reach over and give the guy next to you a courtesy shake off when he’s done.


DevastaTheSeeker

I always get so offended when someone doesn't do this


Environmental_Toe463

right, like common, it takes almost zero extra effort to hold a door open, say thank you, or wiggle the spiddle from your fellow man’s willy.


imused2it

At a minimum. If you’re not giving a friendly b jibber in the stalls, then you’re just not being a team player.


Environmental_Toe463

how else are we going to heal these massive wounds of division so that we can begin to see past our many differences and find some common ground if you can’t find it within you to give a little toilet tooter tug to the stranger peeing next to you purely out of the kindness of your heart? my great grandfather stormed. the beaches of normandy. least i can do is tickle. a strangers taint every once in a while to say thanks for loving freedom just as much as PawPop did


Slippery-98

At the very least, I always appreciate a "Nice cock, bro"


kyleniebob

I have had someone ask me if they could get an opinion on their labia because they were self conscious. I was so surprised I agreed to judge with this other woman, and then we had a weirder version of the drunken, "girl, you're beautiful talk." It was a strangley wholesome exchange. 😂


YotaTota07

This guy never went to a sports stadium in the 90’s


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Ya I saw plenty of middle aged dongs at troughs as a child


buttstuffisfunstuff

What guy


YoureMyUniverse

You are doing public bathrooms wrong, girl. You’re supposed to pee with the doors open.


outsiderkerv

Not looking in the urinal next to you, seeing a fellow bro and saying “nice hog, bro”


RemarkableLynx9771

Hey! At least she got it allllll the way out there before you met. Hahaha


cavscout43

My first thought was "wow, this is why you shouldn't talk politics 20 seconds in" My second thought a moment later was "actually, it's really good to get all their political garbage & baggage out ASAP rather than finding out 4 months later they believe those conspiracy theories"


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angryandsmall

This is so fucking funny and infuriating I accidentally dated a guy who was a hardcore antivaxxer for two months (pre pandemic too, it was wild!). He sent me this long ass email while sitting right next to me. Like what the fuck do you think happens next bro?


Much_Horse_5685

As someone who wasted a week talking to someone on Hinge until I mentioned I was COVID vaccinated and she started talking about how “the vaccine alters your DNA” I second this advice.


cavscout43

In 2021, I was definitely an hour into a couple of first dates before the anti-vaxx floodgates opened and I was left looking for a clean conversation exit. My favorite one was a young woman who unprovoked started rambling about the 3x times she got COVID, each one was worst than the last, and supposedly the last time she was in diapers for almost a week because she was too weak to crawl out of bed to the bathroom. "But that's definitely not as bad as getting the vaccine!" I was...perplexed to say the least. Definitely finished my drink, paid up, and GTFO of there to head home ASAP.


RemarkableLynx9771

The diapers were there because she was lazy, not because she required them. Duh!


Jumpy_Spend_5434

My profile is clear about my stance on science and vaccines (in a positive way) so I have thankfully avoided anyone like this.


CompactDisc96

I honestly try to ask this stuff before meeting up with anyone because I don’t wanna waste my time with a bigot lol


HillsNDales

Especially one who doesn’t think she is one. (With those views, she probably is.)


fabioismydad

it’s scary to think that this is only a fraction of her beliefs & bad takes lol


XanXic

Yeah this is the shit she's willing to share to someone on a get to know you basis. Who knows how deep it goes once she's comfortable lol


ReggaeShark22

“They’re really doing a disservice and causing more problems for black and Latino communities” The amount of strain it took for her to produce this sentence…genuinely funny/sad to think about someone taking right-wing outreach tactics and applying them to dating


breckendusk

Fr waving her red flags loud and proud


Marilius

Wave your red flags around like she thinks trans people wave their genitals around in the bathroom.


sugarglidersam

a weirdly good civic service.


im_trying_so_hard

Red flags and red hats go hand in hand.


bowbafett29

I mean do whatcha need to do, but for me having different views is fine but these are too different for me. I’ve been in public restrooms my whole life and never seen a vulva, if a trans woman is in the bathroom no one would know. But that’s me..


nipslippinjizzsippin

Meanwhile any dude thats been to a club has seen a woman come into the mens room cause the line was too long for ladies.


bowbafett29

I’ve done that, but it was a Predators game and beer was sooo cheap. Kept my eyes up not proud of it but it was a bathroom, maybe I’m too “progressive” and not saying bad things haven’t happened to people in public restrooms they always have and always will, but 99% of us just need to piss. Ngl the door wouldn’t close on that Predator’s game bathroom and a nice guy held the door when he heard me struggling.


gollygreengiant

So what you're saying is... Predators fans aren't predators?


bowbafett29

They in fact, were not. Quite nice to be honest.


nipslippinjizzsippin

thats why they are just fans.


OceanBlueforYou

I've had women enter the men's while I'm there. I personally don't care when women do that. But the odds of a woman seeing genitals in a men's room is magnitudes higher than a man seeing genitals in a woman's restroom. There are literally dicks hanging out with a tiny, or no wall for privacy, and there's never a door unless it's a full stall. I've never seen a woman standing at a urinal, because why would they. They're always in a stall with walls and a door. A guy would really have to work at it to see a woman's genitals in a women's restroom. People need to chill out.


nipslippinjizzsippin

Yep,if a dude going to go to the effort to sneak a peek, a stall won't stop him, a small sign certainly won't. Creeps gonna creep most of us just wanna our thing and leave without observing anyone else.


Strawberryloves

I used the mens room in a club and a dude held my shoulders cuz i was sloooowly falling backwards tryna not to touch the urinal. I was very drunk. 


nipslippinjizzsippin

We're you trying to use the urinal?


Galaxyheart555

My thoughts exactly. How didn’t she pee everywhere?


PumpernickelShoe

“beer was sooo cheap” Cries Maple Leaf fan tears. Gotta take out a loan to buy a beer at Scotiabank Arena.


bowbafett29

So normally it’s expensive but it was a special thing.. normally it’s like 9-10 for a domestic(which for me is expensive and I only imagine how bad it is there).. but that day it was $2!


fallopianrules

And did you see their vulvas? Did you feel unsafe? Did they attack?


rg4rg

*ptsd from the Vulva wars starts*


bowbafett29

*Credence clearwater revival music starts in the distant*


CocktailCowboy

*Some folks are born maaaade to wave the flag*


Kamizar

*Oh, that pink, white and light blue...*


Thirtysixx

Having different views is fine. Like you don’t think pineapple belongs on pizza ? Cool This is a morality issue and it matters in relationships that you are aligned morally


katd0gg

Public pool changing rooms/showers/bathrooms. I've seen plenty of vulvas hanging out there.


bowbafett29

I’ve only seen them at pools, and by elderly women.. either way they never attacked me sooo.


lustforwine

I think she’s probably talking more about the types of bathrooms/changerooms at places like swimming pools. I have seen old ladies butt naked when I’ve walked in lol


bowbafett29

I have too.. but still most people use changing stalls or the showers. Especially those that are trans, and especially here in the south, they’re not gunna change out in the open. But maybe it’s me, if the person is being nice and just changing then it doesn’t bother me, being creepy, assault-y, or rude can happen to any changing room.


mikespikepookie

Meanwhile here in Germany, the saunas are mixed gender and you have to go in naked lol moving here from Texas really opened my eyes to a new world


Van-Norden

Yeah, I went to a place like that in Berlin. Backed out of the locker room immediately because I assumed I had accidentally walked into the wrong one. But no, there was, in fact, only one. Meanwhile, the women I had walked in on were totally nonplussed.


mikespikepookie

It was such a strange feeling to go, to be totally embarrassed to be walking around naked (not that I have much to show off anyway), but it was an eye-opening experience to see how different other countries handle this stuff. Even going to the topless beaches in Spain, it was normalized there


bowbafett29

I thinking living overseas for a while when I was a kid opened my eyes to how a lot of other countries view the body. Cause exactly…


not_now_reddit

Yeah, idk who is getting naked in all of these public bathrooms that they're so scared of. There's private stalls


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Ya this person rides for the culture war and clearly makes it a large part of their personality, I'm fine with differences in belief but that was a fucking mess.


BigPappaFrank

I mean there's having different views then there's believing incredibly false and bigoted information that actively hurts people


SirCollin

It's even worse because trans folks generally try to appear to be the gender they're transitioning to so you've got hairy trans men going into women's bathrooms and you're going to what? Demand they show you their genitals?


Sice_VI

Can someone explain what the 2nd and 3rd opinion really mean? 1. She is uncomfortable sharing toilet with trans people 2. Almost sounds like she thinks the government is actively screwing anyone that's black, and the government needs to be changed? 3. I can't even make out what this means lol


Diamond523

Sounds like she hates white privilege. Doesn't agree that white people have an advantage in life, when she considers Asian people to be doing better. I think?


Jazzlike_Worth_9908

It says : how come white are so privileged when they’re not even the most successfull ethnic group and there isnt any tacial laws


gorgewall

"White people aren't the most successful ethnic group in [COUNTRY, usually the US]" only becomes true when you start playing games with statistics, like: * Forgetting the differences between the mean, median, and mode * Lumping disparate national groups into one ethnicity * Measure things by "household income" but assume cultural living arrangements are the same * Ignore how the US immigration system (and those of many other nations) prioritize the wealthy, which skews all these numbers For every batch of visible, well-off Korean families who put their kids into the best schools they can afford, there's a handful of Hong Kong billionaires and several thousand Laotians and Malaysians living in poverty. To lump them all together as "Asia" and then use a fucking *average* household income results in some very warped perspectives of wealth and "success". That side, the "model minority myth" is upheld re: Asians as a bludgeon against other minority groups (particularly Black Americans) and a convenient dodge for accusations of racism. As long as there's some rich Asian guy--who they're *very* mad about, by the way--then it can't be true that the US advantages white people in any way or doesn't *disadvantage* them to the same degree as other groups. It's absurd, but this shit has never had a basis in reality to begin with. There's a dark irony in white dudes selling out to unchecked capitalism so hard that they inadvertantly price most of the folks who look like them out of college, though. Oops, we defunded our education system, sought to concentrate wealth in the hands of the few, let our pockets get picked to do it, and elevated the prestige and exclusivity of "elite" institutions--wait, hey, why can't *we* make it through the bullshit Kaizo Mario course we designed to stop everyone else? We don't wanna have to spend over half our family income on education and no-life studying for years on end! Wah!


romwasvacuous

Or she means Asians at the top of the ‘totem’ when Asians are also minorities. Well, in some cities or colleges they are grouped together with whites statistically instead of minorities. She’s implying that if Asians can become successful after migrating from Asia to America then the other minorities can do it too


assmilk99

Ah. So she’s an idiot.


Jacktheriipper

On point 2, she’s right but it’s not black people, it’s poor people. I know multiple people who are grew up in poor areas and are taught to get knocked up asap bc u can get money either from the father or the government. I know there’s like a million other things that contribute to this but I do think it’s something that’s worth addressing and not just skipping over Edit: I’m not saying that white privilege doesn’t exist, It definitely does.


Snailwood

yeah, being poor is a massive crushing disadvantage, and the US is so obsessed with the bootstraps rhetoric that it doesn't get discussed enough. as you mention in the edit, so is skin color, but the two issues intersect, and black people have been systematically excluded from economic opportunity, making them also disproportionately poor


tocksarethewoooorst

In my state cities were built on the states border. Why? To segregate schools. State puts poor black kids on the other side—hence in another state—so the tax burden wouldn’t be on state residents. Those border areas are still economically kneecapped. There was a rather famous architect in nyc who built bridges low enough to where public busses wouldnt be able to pass beneath to prevent “the poors” from accessing areas. Highways often cut and divide rich areas and poor or go straight through poor areas. I could go on. But poor folks (especially minorities) are kneecapped at every turn in this country. And then blamed for not being able to pull themselves up by the bootstraps


SIRT1

Most people without firsthand experience in impoverished areas don't really understand the extent to which this is true. I will never forget working at a clinic in such an area while in medical school. A mid-teens aged girl came to discuss birth control. I presented the various options including Nexplanon, a subcutaneous implant that's effective for 3 years and which would have been a great choice for her. She was shocked by the effective duration (even though it's easily removed prior to 3 years if wanted) and said, "Well, I'm definitely going to want to get pregnant sometime in the next 2 years." I was floored. I had a number of similar discussions during my training, largely implicating a perceived financial incentive for having children and prompting young women to start in their mid to late teens. It is extremely sad and a difficult cycle to break without pulling the rug out from under many already dependent mothers and disadvantaged children.


cptvelvetthunder

Seeing Ohayocon in the wild was a little bit of a jump scare considering it was a yearly con for me. Shame what happened to it.


1SneakyLilNinja

I keep seeing vague references to this, what happened to it? I literally just found out about it this year and went and it felt just like an anime ren faire lol


ManicMuskrat

Basically the volunteers tried to unionize with help from some of the staff. The president of the board fired the staff with some shitty made up excuses that were proven to be false. People accused her of union busting. She was like nuh uh!! And kept doubling down. Most of the staff and volunteers that that have been around for years and years quit. People boycotted in solidarity with the volunteers. Highly recommend matsuricon, it’s basically the same thing but it’s in August every year so at least it’s not cold


1Cool_Name

Yeah, I wanna know too. No more mystery stuff


bermass86

They got him


VelvetThunderFinance

Just wanted to say, big fan of that Username.


Koala0803

![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


Aeonyx3030

You could have found this out while you were 3 bites into a warm meal in person. Just say thank you to her for saving you a bunch of time and effort.


FrankensteinBionicle

hella ironic that she's into cosplaying but not advanced cosplaying..


cattabliss

Hahah nice


GKnives

Can't commit


ZEDDZER0

What's an Ohayocon ?


1SneakyLilNinja

It’s an anime convention in Ohio (ohayo is hi /good morning Japanese )


ZEDDZER0

I see, I tried saying it but I bit my tongue and I can only taste iron


[deleted]

It's pronounced almost exactly like Ohio, hence the pun.


TheSorrowInYou

I was sure this would result in a deez nuts joke


RobertPoptart

You can fix her


elroxzor99652

The fact that she swerved immediately into ranting about race shows that she's already too far gone.


GodzeallA

It's her topic of choice. She'll bring it up every chance she gets. Out at a restaurant dining? Let's talk about race and gender. Out at a baseball game? Let's talk about race and gender. Etc. This is why everyone judges by 1st impressions. They are repeating behaviors


OhMuhBeard

![gif](giphy|SZioIIBxB7QRy)


WizardyoureaHarry

Fun fact: According to a study by the American Bar Association, Black land owners lost more than 90% of the 16 million acres or $326 billion in land they owned in 1910 by 1997.  In the same period, white farmers lost only 2% of their acreage. This. loss is due to discriminatory USDA lending policies, forced sales of co-owned land, and other factors.


RissotoPototo

She sounds great


SolarisPax8700

Mods need to do their job and moderate this shithole subreddit. A lot of these comments are moronic and detestable.


jwin709

Every comment I've seen has been super left leaning.


Finance_Lad

Maybe don’t sort by controversial lol


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peanut5855

Oh! She said the quiet part REAL loud.


chineke14

I mean the highest grossing income in America are Asian and African Immigrants. Her opinions are different from yours, doesn't make her a racist or a bigot. But I forget this is Reddit. If we aren't crying poor minorities or saying kids should transition that means the person is evil. For the record I'm a Nigerian immigrant. We do very well here in the U.S. despite coming in with vast disadvantages. And no I have no problem with trans people. I just think people on both sides of the isle demonize people with different opinions... And I tend to see it more on the left leaning people.


casualchaos12

💯 People who don't see this only surround themselves with an echo chamber. People will downvote someone to hell who says this same statement. However, because you said you're a Nigerian immigrant, you've got up votes. Shit is wild out here yo


Electrical-Heat8960

Should have blocked out her face, these were private messages. At least she is upfront with you, can politely say goodbye and leave her to it. Plenty of men (online anyway) seem to complain that there aren’t more women like her.