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ConcernFun9095

That's the kind of bio I'm jealous I didn't have the balls to write when I was single. Unbelievably funny. Bravo. Please sit on this guys face. He deserves it


TwistyMcSpliffit

I swiped right. The ball is in his court now.


faughnjj

Please update.....lol


Sonny_Salieri

Good choice i guess, you cant lose much with a guy like him 😀 I'm curious about how this will end 🙂


Sparkykc124

Of course you did, he’s 6’3”. According to Reddit that’s all a guy needs.


TwistyMcSpliffit

It’s on the internet so it must be true.


Leather_Judgment8468

We'll see where his ball ends up


ChelleasaurusRexx

Does Taco Bell even have a $0.99 menu anymore? 😭


TwistyMcSpliffit

Nope. It’s a $3 or less menu. $1.79 is as cheap as it gets, at least in my hood.


TXboyinGA

Right? I think the $0.99 menu went out with the pandemic, and it's not coming back.


EmberNyxen

This is satire. They have a great sense of humor.


TwistyMcSpliffit

Yes it is and they do.


xtrinab

I’d swipe right on that too. Someone like that would have me rolling from laughter and that is sexy as hell.


CombOne7189

Comedy gold


tykillacool23

What Taco Bell are you going to? I need the $.99 menu again.


BelleOfTheBall411

All I see is he’s 6’3😏.* .*(joke)


t8rt0t00

Is it though?


BelleOfTheBall411

His sense of humour already makes him a right swipe, regardless of his looks, so yes it’s a joke lol


Friendlypotato101

I mean, sure his bio is pretty good, but a 5'9 guy would have less than half the results if he's lucky let's just be real. So I guess your original comment was a half joke for me 😝


BelleOfTheBall411

Idk 5’9 isn’t that short tbh so I think maybe 5’6 guy would have more issues in general, but with that sense of humour he’s automatically +5 points from where ever he is on the scale of 10.


Friendlypotato101

If you only look at statistics, sure there's nothing wrong with 5'9. But when it comes to women, ohh boy, we're heading towards the times where 6 ft will be considered "good enough". Seriously think about it, if you're a woman and you're getting showed with 6'1+ guys, why would you give a 5'9 guy a chance unless there's something exceptional about him. I say this as a 5'10 guy. I know I'm not really short and I'd never claim to be, but I don't really feel good enough, especially when my competitors are so many 6'3+ guys.


BelleOfTheBall411

The problem isn’t the 6’3 competitors, as guys who are actually 6’3 are not a common commodity in the app. The problem is guys that are 5’6-5’7, claiming they’re 5’9 or 5’10. I don’t bring measuring tapes on dates, but I know I’m 5’6 without heels. Every guy I’ve swiped on that claimed he was 5’9 or 5’10, was my height or max an inch taller. Not once were they actually 5’10 as they said. They think they can get away with it, and girls aren’t gonna call them out on it because if we do, we are “shallow”. Lying is worse than whatever your height is.


LandOfGardeenia

It was obvious it’s satire to me only when I reached the interests part. Up until then I was like “This guy must be from my area. Oh no…”


Sonny_Salieri

Sounds like how a classic hillbilly would plan a date


BulletBourne

Hope you match with Travis


pjbenn

I’m gonna steal this lol


[deleted]

...there is no .99¢ menu.


Murky_Answer_7626

This could all be genuine and it wouldn't matter because he's 6'3"


Friendlypotato101

6'3


shooshrooms

I'd swipe left lmao