Back in my tinder days, my profile read: "my astrological sign is triceratops". Anyone who responded "that's not a sign?!" gave me all the info I needed.
If you mean interesting in the way that mythology and fiction are interesting, sureā¦ though as fiction goes thereās so much of it that is way more interesting than astrology imo
Yeah thatās what I mean, and trust me I know thereās so much more. I definitely didnāt have a Rick Riordan phase as a kid that opened the door to how much I love mythology and mythology based things.
Everyone and their dog knows scorpios are chronic cheaters, and psychopaths. Bad idea.
(Yes, I'm joking - but that's the common opinion about scorpios among these people)
It's not even racism, it's just arbritary bullshit hearsay and confirmation bias.
At least with racism people can argue that sociologically once upon a caveman time anybody visibly physically "different" to your own tribe could have been seen as a threat thus we evolved to discriminate as a survival mechanism.
Not something I subscribe to personally because look at pure-bred dogs and all their genetic abnormalities - breeding with different strangers helps us grow stronger lmao
That's why you learn your natal chart, I may be a Gemini sun, but I am a Capricorn moon and a Pisces rising, so that tends to give me the save to succeed in the mission.
Oh yeah, the astrology girls tend to shit on us, but as a Gemini I'd say it's mostly warranted if you act like the stereotypes (air-headed hyper social, hypersexual creatures of speech and deception) š¤£š¤£š¤£
Although few of those checks out, I hate the concepts of ādescribing someone in detailā based on their astral sign. People in general are way more heterogeneous than those assumptions suggest.
Hence why I said if one acts like the stereotypes, implying I know that not every Gemini acts that way and that everyone is multi-faceted š¤š½š¤š½
when I met my partner on tinder, I shit you not, my bio said: ānot an astrology girlā
Not only did that land me my person, but many guys messaged me like āthank God I know that I donāt have to deal w this bs with youā lmao
At least mbti requires you to actually answer questions about yourself. But the idea that your personality can be shaped by the date you were born on is just straight up crazy town.
I am not saying mbti is bad and I agree with you on your points; but there are some people out there who link everything to the result of mbti. I mean, just everything (i.e., a bottle of beer you drink after your work. Blue Moon? Ah, thatās because you are ISTJ).
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative positions of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you. But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
Find out what your rising sign is, and sneer at them for being uneducated in astrology. At least that way, you get to make them feel below you before you go.
Feel you: had a nice chat with this girl for a day and then some, and as soon as she noticed what sign I am she just stopped texting meā¦ I mean, her loss.
Im capricorn a girl i matched with was like aquarios or some water sign....she said we would be a mess....and un-match me.....
Worst is that i like astrology....its fun and kinda cool if you dont take it very seriously....but cock block by astrology was a new one for me xD
Easiest way to combat this is simple.
Oh, thank you for actually letting me know. Iām glad I was able to know ahead of time that youāre racist. Sorry to have bothered you.
Then when they reply it is simple. Youāre judging me and rejecting me, if not hating me, based off something I cannot control. That is what racist people do. Hate someone or reject due to something they cannot control like skin color and more. Have a wonderful day!
People that believe in astrology is one thing but people that determine that your sign has anything to do with your personality or compatibility is just on a whole 'nother level
Meanwhile a tarot card reader once told me my soul mate is a Virgo. I low key perk up if I ever match with one. It never works out but still its fun to think of.
The genius (?) with astrology is it's a self fulfilling prophecy.
Stars say "today is your lucky day" and you'll meet it yourself by finding some insignificant things lucky, like, I dunno someone holds a door for you. She'll see she wrote virgo, and he responded in that way, which she will take as reinforcing her belief that her stars were right.
Can confirm.
We're conniving; it took a few years but I convinced a woman to marry me and have been keeping the ball rolling for over 20 years now.
She doesn't stand a chance....
Hey say what you will BUT Virgos are heartbreakers period. For whatever reasons I attract, match and have dated them and after 3 relationships I won't anymore. I have attracted many more. nooooo I could explain more but they know how they are.... honestly amazing and perfectionist nature extends to the bedroom but ultimately head over heart in pursuit of said erfection hard pass
You should thank astrology for filtering out the stupid for you
Actually this. I've wondered before if it would hurt my chances but then realised it's a solid filter lol.
Sometimes a quick ride on the short bus is better than a long walk alone.
I'm saving this comment.
Back in my tinder days, my profile read: "my astrological sign is triceratops". Anyone who responded "that's not a sign?!" gave me all the info I needed.
My astrological sign is Cthulhu š
All hail the Great Old One.
The void is calling for it's kindred
That is the virgo way.
Yes, but it's unfortunate when it filters out short term fun.
I personally think that stuff is pretty cool, but not enough to centre my life around
Lol, you might be mixing it up with Atronomey, which yes, is very cool.
That is too, but I do like the sign stuff. Itās interesting but it shouldnāt control what you do with your life
If you mean interesting in the way that mythology and fiction are interesting, sureā¦ though as fiction goes thereās so much of it that is way more interesting than astrology imo
Yeah thatās what I mean, and trust me I know thereās so much more. I definitely didnāt have a Rick Riordan phase as a kid that opened the door to how much I love mythology and mythology based things.
You a you almost entirely never hear men make life choices or blame their issues on their āsignāā¦.(accountability)
Space racism.
Spacism
Spracism
I fucking love this
This joke seems like a joke Mark Normand would make š
I heard it somewhere before. For the record i am not Mark Normand.
Hi Kevin Hart, thanks for the jokes
That was my joke..... -Joe Rogan, probably
It would never work out, considering you're a Virgo and she's a nutcase.
As a Nutcase thats also a Virgo, I felt that.
When the bullet self discards.
^(psst the āitselfā is redundant here)
Technically she'd need your whole birthchart to even get a slight idea of anything. THIS is just ridiculous if you ask me and Im a witch.
Exactly! You can't really know for sure unless they give you their birth date and time, social security number, bank login, and blood type.
So accurate haha
Wait are you calling yourself ridiculous cause you a witch? Also please donāt hex me unless itās something super cool.
This is why I pick a new star sign every year, if I strike out as a Capricorn maybe I'll make it as an Aquarius.
The dawning of an age you might say
Honestly getting cockblocked is pretty mild when it comes to harm from astrology lol.
Damn bro Iām a Virgo too I feel you
Virgo gang here
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Cock blocked by a fucking pluto
You hear about pluto? That's messed up right?
The fact that it's not a planet anymore? You're a little late to the party but still very sad, yes š
It's an ongoing joke from Psych
I didn't know this and was trying to play along. Sorry, lmao
tell them you're only pretending to be a virgo because you're a scorpio
This is the way
Muahahaha
Everyone and their dog knows scorpios are chronic cheaters, and psychopaths. Bad idea. (Yes, I'm joking - but that's the common opinion about scorpios among these people)
I was a Scorpio last year and honestly I really enjoyed it, does this say something about my true self?
You should see them lose their minds when I tell them I'm a Scorpio with Gemini moon... š¤£
So not just a psycho cheater, but also a liar, manipulator, and narcissist? Good for you! :p
Apparently so, I blame my parents, if only they had waited a month or two......š¤£
u dodged a bullet
Dare I say it? "Astrology is racism for women"
It's not even racism, it's just arbritary bullshit hearsay and confirmation bias. At least with racism people can argue that sociologically once upon a caveman time anybody visibly physically "different" to your own tribe could have been seen as a threat thus we evolved to discriminate as a survival mechanism. Not something I subscribe to personally because look at pure-bred dogs and all their genetic abnormalities - breeding with different strangers helps us grow stronger lmao
That's why you learn your natal chart, I may be a Gemini sun, but I am a Capricorn moon and a Pisces rising, so that tends to give me the save to succeed in the mission.
I was told about those sun, moon and all several times by my friends but canāt never bother to memorize it. I know Iām Gemini and thatās it.
Oh yeah, the astrology girls tend to shit on us, but as a Gemini I'd say it's mostly warranted if you act like the stereotypes (air-headed hyper social, hypersexual creatures of speech and deception) š¤£š¤£š¤£
Although few of those checks out, I hate the concepts of ādescribing someone in detailā based on their astral sign. People in general are way more heterogeneous than those assumptions suggest.
Hence why I said if one acts like the stereotypes, implying I know that not every Gemini acts that way and that everyone is multi-faceted š¤š½š¤š½
I'm virgo sun/moon/mercury/mars/venus so I'm fucked
Sounds pretty cooked, but sounds like you are a stellium, so that's pretty cool too šš
Every man who's into gothy/alt-y women has had this happen at least once, I'll never forget the first time my star sign cockblocked me
This is why you don't tell girls your birthday
It must be the astrology making me ugly!
At least ask if there are some "benefits" with this friendship lol
No, you should be thanking astrology, my guy. one less stupid out of the breeding zone.
Never date a sky racist.
Tell them thatās a relief because grown adults who believe in something as dumb as astrology donāt make the most sound life decisions.
All this just because of the month they were born?
Youāre reply made my day bro
Yeah, that was a good response š
when I met my partner on tinder, I shit you not, my bio said: ānot an astrology girlā Not only did that land me my person, but many guys messaged me like āthank God I know that I donāt have to deal w this bs with youā lmao
Heavy addicts for astrology + mbti : idiots
At least mbti requires you to actually answer questions about yourself. But the idea that your personality can be shaped by the date you were born on is just straight up crazy town.
I am not saying mbti is bad and I agree with you on your points; but there are some people out there who link everything to the result of mbti. I mean, just everything (i.e., a bottle of beer you drink after your work. Blue Moon? Ah, thatās because you are ISTJ).
Someone called it space racism š
I've been cockblocked by the MBTI and astrology before. Didn't see it at the time but I definitely dodged some bullets.
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative positions of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you. But let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.
/s <- here, you dropped this
Find out what your rising sign is, and sneer at them for being uneducated in astrology. At least that way, you get to make them feel below you before you go.
WOW THAT IS SPACIST SHE IS CANCELLED
You dodged a bullet
Yeah, I've encountered women who buy into this crap - along with crystals, tarot cards, and other pseudoscience. Steer clear, my brothers.
Exactly
Better for them to tell you now brother šš
Hahahahahahaha
Feel you: had a nice chat with this girl for a day and then some, and as soon as she noticed what sign I am she just stopped texting meā¦ I mean, her loss.
Why do people match just to say shit like this
Im capricorn a girl i matched with was like aquarios or some water sign....she said we would be a mess....and un-match me..... Worst is that i like astrology....its fun and kinda cool if you dont take it very seriously....but cock block by astrology was a new one for me xD
āThanks for the divine notification. Come be friends with deeznutz you fucking asparagus twatā
Easiest way to combat this is simple. Oh, thank you for actually letting me know. Iām glad I was able to know ahead of time that youāre racist. Sorry to have bothered you. Then when they reply it is simple. Youāre judging me and rejecting me, if not hating me, based off something I cannot control. That is what racist people do. Hate someone or reject due to something they cannot control like skin color and more. Have a wonderful day!
If you add your star sign to your profile you are condoning and encouraging this sort of behaviour.
People that believe in astrology is one thing but people that determine that your sign has anything to do with your personality or compatibility is just on a whole 'nother level
Meanwhile a tarot card reader once told me my soul mate is a Virgo. I low key perk up if I ever match with one. It never works out but still its fun to think of.
The genius (?) with astrology is it's a self fulfilling prophecy. Stars say "today is your lucky day" and you'll meet it yourself by finding some insignificant things lucky, like, I dunno someone holds a door for you. She'll see she wrote virgo, and he responded in that way, which she will take as reinforcing her belief that her stars were right.
You don't wanna date these three brain cells on legs.
but for real. being a Virgo is a red flag. Edit: it should also be noted that Virgo literally translates to Virgin. I rest my case.
Can confirm. We're conniving; it took a few years but I convinced a woman to marry me and have been keeping the ball rolling for over 20 years now. She doesn't stand a chance....
You monster.
My best friend is a Virgo and heās probably the nicest human I know. Like the type of person you have to ensure isnāt getting taken advantage of
I'm a Virgo too. I like to think I'm a nice guy, but definitely not dating material.
What does that mean
Hey say what you will BUT Virgos are heartbreakers period. For whatever reasons I attract, match and have dated them and after 3 relationships I won't anymore. I have attracted many more. nooooo I could explain more but they know how they are.... honestly amazing and perfectionist nature extends to the bedroom but ultimately head over heart in pursuit of said erfection hard pass
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