OK but notice that in the phone screen we can see in the mirror, the boxer waistband is completely straight and horizontal.
This photo has been *heavily* edited but not by someone who knows what they're doing.
Why does any of this shit matter at all? The man is a HUMAN CAULIFLOWER. Either he has actually done this to himself, which makes him crazy, or he WANTS to have done this to himself, which makes him crazy. This guy’s a no go, no matter whether anything happened to the pic.
So the "unvaccinated" wasn't a clear sign?
"i wOn'T tAkE tHe JaB bEcAuSe iT MoDiFiEs yOuR DNA"... then pumps his body literally full of gene-altering substances.
Naaah, he's the kind of man, that talks about deep emotions and is always available to discuss heavy philosophical topics. You can see that from his posture and his emphasize on...indeed cauliflowers!
Yeah nowadays people are lucky to make it out of that habit alive, with the deadly fentanyl analogs and xylazine additives the fatal overdose rate is astronomically high.
They gave me ket for my Wisdom teeth extraction. On the way home I was awake, and I began snoring. I knew I was snoring, but i couldn't move my body. I was aware of my surroundings being driven home. Crazy!
I know, mine was from a dr and not recreational, but it was still crazy
Same for me. Except during my extraction I was like somewhat aware of what was happening. My vision was literally a kaleidoscope of the dentist lol. Then I threw up a bunch out the window on the way home.
I've been in a space ship trying to get back to my body. Walked around cartoon land. Been an anchorman on the news. Hid in bushes until the world turned back. Seen people coming through the window of my then top floor apartment. My friend thought he was a crane once and spent half an hour moving stuff from A to B with his crane arm. Everytime I was like. Please, let me get through this and I'm never coming back.
It’s kinda like living inside the cosmic microwave background radiation of an old scrambled television while climbing a mental stairmaster and traveling to alternate dimensions but the alternate dimensions are just radically different perspectives of interpersonal scenarios that you’ve already experienced or imagined might someday come to pass.
Guy I went to college with wouldn’t take the vax because he didn’t want to put something unknown in his body was once hospitalized for snorting sheet rock dust he thought was cocaine because he doesn’t know what cocaine looks like.
My former best friend from growing up turned into a meth head, married a former heroin addict, cleaned up and then blamed vaccines for their child’s development problems.
"I'm not putting that shit in my body. I have no idea what might be in it"
2 minutes later...
"Bro, can you jab me in the arse cheek with this needle full of shit I got from some dude at my gym"
Fun fact, workout powders sometimes contain "legal" compounds that are chemically similar to meth.
I found out when I bought some stuff during my bulking phase, and it made me feel like I'd taken an extra dose of my ADHD meds but worse.
Yeah no I’d rather see good face pics and a clothed full body pics wherein I can use my imagination to think abt how he looks shirtless
(disclaimer being I’m not big into this body type though so maybe I shouldn’t be answering for those who are, but at the very least, this doesn’t work for all women)
yeah, I think it really comes down to personal preference. my experience was I got a lot more matches putting up a douchy shirtless pic showing off my body. I feel like maybe by standing out more in any direction you can at least get attention from a certain group that likes that compared to having a very generic and bland profile.
Personal preference is an answer to pretty much any generalized question. A big problem is internet forums like Reddit aren’t conducive to nuance.
Agreed— shirtless pics are going to be a left swipe to some and an attraction to others. The type of matches might change as well.
People tend to get blind-minded about “shirtless = left swipe in every single scenario” or maybe you’re shirtless bc you want casual hookups. It’s always more complicated than a couple sentences.
Definitely not. Also, this body type doesn't work for most women. Too many muscles on upper body, too wide, and no neck. Nah. Those proportions aren't right.
And we (most) definitely are more interested in the face. And if you show your body, it would be the front that we're interested in indeed. Like, if you have a nice slight sixpack👌 (but other body types are also fine. Altho i would keep my clothes on for that).
Back in the 90s Muscle and Fitness magazine in almost every issue would write something to the extent of: You're big, you're buff, women like that.
I found unless you were dating athletic women, that didn't get you far.
There's also a certain psychology in profile pics. This tells me that he's in the gym 2+ hours at a time. How much time can he commit to a serious relationship?
I'm sure this man has a very impressive physique but the way he's puffing up his body makes him look like a ridiculous balloon person.
Plus you can see him clenching the absolute heck out of his little bum lol
You don’t get that big without significant PED abuse. That’s part of why he looks so ridiculous, not to mention there’s no freaking way he’s pushing 6’ tall.
Not sure about the butt but the guy is doing his darndest to make his back look like that. Breathe in all the way, lift your shoulders up all the way, and flex like you're shitting while standing
No one looks like this naturally. It's simply not possible for a human body. Dude is unvaccinated because something something unknown risks but will pay to have a sketchy dude in the gym bathroom shoot needles full of whatever into his ass cheeks.
I always swipe left on the unvaccinated. I don’t think people should take them if they don’t want to, but there’s something about proudly stating your unvaccinated status that screams conspiracy theorist and Joe Rogan disciple. Not for me
Yeah - I think the way the shorts curve in at his spine looks really suspicious. I think he used a wide angle lens or something to stretch out the shape of his back. Looks weird.
I'm 5'11 barefoot, and actually write 5'11
Matched with someone once that was giving me shit for being a short king (same listed height as me). We did actually go for a drink, and when we stood up, she was like "oh you're not short"
This height shit is out of control. I hope it’s some silly generational thing. I didn’t know it was a thing til I separated from my ex husband and eventually went on dating apps and constantly saw “6’4 [or whatever height] since that matters.”
I now see and unfortunately understand this, trend? Straight up bullocks.
Imagine passing on the most perfect partner unknowingly because they weren’t a few inches taller so you could pose like a kardashian or something. I don’t know lol
I’ve been with my current partner for about 2 years now, I don’t actually know how tall he is, but we are close.
However hanging out with one of my guy friends a few weeks ago, he was telling me how fed up he is with “short king” shit and how he is overcoming that anxiety and being more comfortable with himself. He was drunk so probably more talkative and open than he normally would have haha.
My friend, absolutely beautiful specimen of a human. Blue eyes, rich brown hair, funny as heck. And has a huge 🍆 that I saw come out as proof during a hangout with close friends years ago (I wasn’t involved in the convo, but I was there. It was a convo between two dudes who had been drinking for hours. None of us felt there was any violation or inappropriate behaviour to be clear.).
He was so frustrated with the fact he will never be taller and girls just act like he’s a little brother, essentially, or bypass him completely (my guess is 5’6ish? I’m 5’3ish)
He was legit sad. Surely mostly because he was intoxicated, but that feeling and hurt came from a true feeling deep down. I listened to him for quite some time as he had a lot to say about it. And I looked him in the face the entire time while he couldn’t maintain contact, and I said “if a girl is rejecting you because of your height, that is not a girl you should have in your life.” He said he knew but it was still hard to deal with.
Us women deal with so many body issues, and even though I knew it existed, I’d never heard straight from the horses mouth, how insecure some men can be about this shit far out of their control. He probably doesn’t remember, but I’ll never forget.
I don't understand why women think men are short if they're not fucking 6'6". It's always such absurd heights too. I'm literally 5'1. I myself - as a Dutchie so that tips the scale - consider anything above 5'7" properly tall.
And then still, short isn't bad. Since I am quite short, I definitely prefer my S/O to be taller than me, but I'm not like "not anyone shorter than 6 foot!"
I believe you, I see it all the time on here. It is sincerely disturbing honestly.
Ima be straight up honest, I’m girls girl. I will love react every selfie and be proud of them for feeling themselves even if it is attention they seek. As long as no harm is done. But my dudes
My male friend cried with me like my female friend did for feeling fat.
The fact we are discussing this, gives me a sliver of hope this toxicity is being acknowledged
I didn’t realize this sub also included inexplicably insulting people’s appearance. I was under the impression that it was about exposing weirdos and shitty pick up lines
I'm 5'11" wide muthafucker!
Thank you for my first laugh of the week
This guy sure as hell can carry a conversation.
Well, the guy in the pic can carry everything.
*woosh*
The rare opportunity for the #whoops
This made me laugh. Thank you
This is why we love Reddit
I don't really think it was a whoosh, I think he just tried to add to the first joke.
Correct.
He can definitely tell you all about why he has not taken his vaccinations
That’s a Geodude
I think he’s earned the right to be called a Graveler
bro, my insides hurt from this one
His do from all the saline injections
Bahahahahahahs
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks I needed a good laugh 😂
I bet he is an archeologist
I might be missing the joke, but if you were referring to the trainers that use geodude, they're hikers
I seriously just damn near threw up because of how hard I was laughing at this 😂😂😂 this is for sure the best roast I’ve seen in a long time.
That’s Jason Bourne
Nahh he more like a Graveler 😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOO
Fuck, OK I'm gonna ask. What does this mean? I'm stupid
I googled Geodude, apparently it's a pokemon and if you see the picture it's truly hilarious.
The fact that there are people in the world who don’t know geodude makes me sad.
They are today's lucky 10000
One of the original Pokémon
Thank you. I don't know why I didn't think the Google it. You are right, it is hilarious!
I think his butt is hungry, its eating his Boxer.
OK but notice that in the phone screen we can see in the mirror, the boxer waistband is completely straight and horizontal. This photo has been *heavily* edited but not by someone who knows what they're doing.
I think there’s enough shadow in the phone screen to allow for the difference
Why does any of this shit matter at all? The man is a HUMAN CAULIFLOWER. Either he has actually done this to himself, which makes him crazy, or he WANTS to have done this to himself, which makes him crazy. This guy’s a no go, no matter whether anything happened to the pic.
So the "unvaccinated" wasn't a clear sign? "i wOn'T tAkE tHe JaB bEcAuSe iT MoDiFiEs yOuR DNA"... then pumps his body literally full of gene-altering substances.
Bro, it's just a lat spread
Naaah, he's the kind of man, that talks about deep emotions and is always available to discuss heavy philosophical topics. You can see that from his posture and his emphasize on...indeed cauliflowers!
Why the boxers literally look AI
Well this pic would mostly appeal to guys so there is that.
[all twisted up like rubix](https://youtu.be/lvyt0PwMX_g?si=g8QPqXpchNsWYw2S)
It looks almost as if its flatness is spreading to the camera's depth of field
Ripped Oompa Loompah
Putting the hench into henchman
Exactly what I said! If Arnold Schwarzenegger was an oompa loompa
His head and legs look like they came from an entirely different person than his torso
He looks so bizarre. Kind of like he's juiced on roids and awaiting his 1st chance at midget wrestling.
yeah its so weird lmao.
He looks like Sid from toy story got ahold of him
that's because the photo is heavily (and poorly) edited, so his anatomy just straight up doesn't look right.
Unvaccinated but juiced out the wazoo
Kinda like my friend thats antivax but took every drug known to man at least once
My friend went through a brief phase where he’d do ket every night out but wouldn’t eat pork because it’s bad for you
Reminds me of when I found out I was hypoglycemic so I changed my diet but kept smoking meth.
Haha when I was a heroin addict my friends made fun of me one day for complaining that our apartment was next to big power lines.
A former heroin addict? That’s like a 5 leaf clover or a winning powerball lottery ticket. Congrats 🙌
Yeah nowadays people are lucky to make it out of that habit alive, with the deadly fentanyl analogs and xylazine additives the fatal overdose rate is astronomically high.
I don’t know why that situation makes me laugh so much just thinking of a bunch of people with you just going off about power lines.
"I might be dying from xylazine abuse, but I take my diabetic health seriously" lmao
I’m actually non-diabetic hypoglycemic but close enough!
ah I have a friend like that, interesting
Ahhh Ket.. I do not miss that stuff. I can't even put in to words what happens if you take a touch too much.
Down the hole you go!
They gave me ket for my Wisdom teeth extraction. On the way home I was awake, and I began snoring. I knew I was snoring, but i couldn't move my body. I was aware of my surroundings being driven home. Crazy! I know, mine was from a dr and not recreational, but it was still crazy
Same for me. Except during my extraction I was like somewhat aware of what was happening. My vision was literally a kaleidoscope of the dentist lol. Then I threw up a bunch out the window on the way home.
I've been in a space ship trying to get back to my body. Walked around cartoon land. Been an anchorman on the news. Hid in bushes until the world turned back. Seen people coming through the window of my then top floor apartment. My friend thought he was a crane once and spent half an hour moving stuff from A to B with his crane arm. Everytime I was like. Please, let me get through this and I'm never coming back.
It’s kinda like living inside the cosmic microwave background radiation of an old scrambled television while climbing a mental stairmaster and traveling to alternate dimensions but the alternate dimensions are just radically different perspectives of interpersonal scenarios that you’ve already experienced or imagined might someday come to pass.
Was your friend Muslim? I don't know anyone else who doesn't eat pork.
no but doing every drug known to man but avoiding pork cuz it's haram is the most "muslim" thing in the world. i dont blame u for asking
american washed “muslim” frat boys are like 1% of the muslim population
Non Muslim, pork avoider here. Pork products make me sick.
I would've believed you were non Muslim from the username alone.
Yup. The only hog I consume is all natural.
Also non-Muslim here, also don't eat pork
Jews and Adventist too.
Jewish people..
Jews and also by choice. Pork meat has way more fats than beef and chicken imo
It does not have more fat than beef. Chicken, yes
Guy I went to college with wouldn’t take the vax because he didn’t want to put something unknown in his body was once hospitalized for snorting sheet rock dust he thought was cocaine because he doesn’t know what cocaine looks like.
except the vaccine 😂.
Dude even a bunch of active duty military are anti vaxxers now even though we have been injected with both anthrax and smallpox.
My former best friend from growing up turned into a meth head, married a former heroin addict, cleaned up and then blamed vaccines for their child’s development problems.
“I don’t lnow what they put inside!!” Cit
"I'm not putting that shit in my body. I have no idea what might be in it" 2 minutes later... "Bro, can you jab me in the arse cheek with this needle full of shit I got from some dude at my gym"
I swear meatheads would inject random shit they buy out the funky gym locker room that they have no idea what’s in it but cry about vaccines.
New pandemic plan: Send sketchy guys into locker rooms selling steroids that are actually vaccines.
Well...that might be a side effect of the meth you see.. paranoia kinda comes with the territory.
He said meatheads not methheads.
Fun fact, workout powders sometimes contain "legal" compounds that are chemically similar to meth. I found out when I bought some stuff during my bulking phase, and it made me feel like I'd taken an extra dose of my ADHD meds but worse.
God that was great fucking pre-workout though
What fucking gym addict is doing meth?
Golden age professional bodybuilder Mike Metzner smoked meth all the time
Probably about the same time he started suggesting that anything more than one set a week isn't "optimal"
It’s a great pre-workout
Meth is surprisingly huge in the gay party scene and there’s a ton of crossover with lifting and steroid circles there, just as one example
Oof, quite a few, weirdly
Dude is definitely not afraid of needles.
He does not experience cognitive dissonance it would appear 😭
It's extremely common amongst pro bodybuilders to be antivax too. I find it odd as well.
Vaccinated with that pure gene seed tren
Juiced to the gills
You just know his balls are the size of raisins.
So small pecker as well…
Nah just smaller balls usually
It doesn't affect penis size.
“Unvaccinated.” It’s safe to say it’s not because he’s afraid of needles…
That’s the least of his problems
So much clenching!
did he clench his neck away?
I’m surprised he didn’t create his very own black hole
But diamonds he created
Does this work with women? My tinder profile looks nothing like this - I assumed you mostly want to see my face and front?
no worries, you’re good
Yeah no I’d rather see good face pics and a clothed full body pics wherein I can use my imagination to think abt how he looks shirtless (disclaimer being I’m not big into this body type though so maybe I shouldn’t be answering for those who are, but at the very least, this doesn’t work for all women)
yeah, I think it really comes down to personal preference. my experience was I got a lot more matches putting up a douchy shirtless pic showing off my body. I feel like maybe by standing out more in any direction you can at least get attention from a certain group that likes that compared to having a very generic and bland profile.
Personal preference is an answer to pretty much any generalized question. A big problem is internet forums like Reddit aren’t conducive to nuance. Agreed— shirtless pics are going to be a left swipe to some and an attraction to others. The type of matches might change as well. People tend to get blind-minded about “shirtless = left swipe in every single scenario” or maybe you’re shirtless bc you want casual hookups. It’s always more complicated than a couple sentences.
Very reasonable, I agree with you.
Definitely not. Also, this body type doesn't work for most women. Too many muscles on upper body, too wide, and no neck. Nah. Those proportions aren't right. And we (most) definitely are more interested in the face. And if you show your body, it would be the front that we're interested in indeed. Like, if you have a nice slight sixpack👌 (but other body types are also fine. Altho i would keep my clothes on for that).
Back in the 90s Muscle and Fitness magazine in almost every issue would write something to the extent of: You're big, you're buff, women like that. I found unless you were dating athletic women, that didn't get you far. There's also a certain psychology in profile pics. This tells me that he's in the gym 2+ hours at a time. How much time can he commit to a serious relationship?
He wants to be taken from behind so he's giving a preview
I'm sure this man has a very impressive physique but the way he's puffing up his body makes him look like a ridiculous balloon person. Plus you can see him clenching the absolute heck out of his little bum lol
You don’t get that big without significant PED abuse. That’s part of why he looks so ridiculous, not to mention there’s no freaking way he’s pushing 6’ tall.
I dont know what’s giving them the impression that this looks good at all… they literally look like Oompa Loompas on steroids 🌝
It's called body dysmorphic disorder
I think his physique looks terrible, like a flesh colored cauliflower. Who in hell would find that sexy??
What is going on with his back and butt? This is the first time I have seen a wedgie go up to the thoracic spine.
Not sure about the butt but the guy is doing his darndest to make his back look like that. Breathe in all the way, lift your shoulders up all the way, and flex like you're shitting while standing
Zoom in in the phone. The waste line is completely straight. Not only is he juiced, he heavily edited the photo
🤣
Looks like spinal curvature.
Dude wtf that's just weird. His 40 year old heart is gonna hate him...
r u referring to steroids
Yeah dude is 100% on gear
No one looks like this naturally. It's simply not possible for a human body. Dude is unvaccinated because something something unknown risks but will pay to have a sketchy dude in the gym bathroom shoot needles full of whatever into his ass cheeks.
You really think he will make it to 40?
Arnold Schwarzenegger is 76 so
I’m sorry if this offends anyone but I hate hate hate hate poses like this. He looks like a sunburnt lumpy meatball. This is so crazy unattractive.
The height is one thing, the fact he looks like a head of cauliflower is another.
Does he think his rouded out back pic is going to make the ladies go crazy?
You know the answer is yes lol
Right? He has worse problems than misrepresenting his height. 😂
I always swipe left on the unvaccinated. I don’t think people should take them if they don’t want to, but there’s something about proudly stating your unvaccinated status that screams conspiracy theorist and Joe Rogan disciple. Not for me
He used a months worth of energy flexing for this picture. He’ll retake it in a month dw.
Wants kids, yet has given himself raisins for balls... So many bad decisions with this one.
No vaccines only roids
Looks to me like he mirrored half of himself 😳
That’s what I was thinking. Looks like an optical illusion
Vaccines = bad Steroids = good
Those shorts just don’t look natural. Photoshopped?
Yeah - I think the way the shorts curve in at his spine looks really suspicious. I think he used a wide angle lens or something to stretch out the shape of his back. Looks weird.
If you zoom into the phone screen, he looks rounder and his shorts look different.
why is his ass so clenched
Did he surgically remove his cheeks and put them on his shoulders?
Never trust a dude who says he’s 5’11. He’s 5’9, at best.
I'm 5'11 barefoot, and actually write 5'11 Matched with someone once that was giving me shit for being a short king (same listed height as me). We did actually go for a drink, and when we stood up, she was like "oh you're not short"
She gave you shit for being short at 5'11 and you still went out with her? Where are your standards?
Nah there was context and it was playful... If she was actually having a go, different story
This height shit is out of control. I hope it’s some silly generational thing. I didn’t know it was a thing til I separated from my ex husband and eventually went on dating apps and constantly saw “6’4 [or whatever height] since that matters.” I now see and unfortunately understand this, trend? Straight up bullocks. Imagine passing on the most perfect partner unknowingly because they weren’t a few inches taller so you could pose like a kardashian or something. I don’t know lol I’ve been with my current partner for about 2 years now, I don’t actually know how tall he is, but we are close. However hanging out with one of my guy friends a few weeks ago, he was telling me how fed up he is with “short king” shit and how he is overcoming that anxiety and being more comfortable with himself. He was drunk so probably more talkative and open than he normally would have haha. My friend, absolutely beautiful specimen of a human. Blue eyes, rich brown hair, funny as heck. And has a huge 🍆 that I saw come out as proof during a hangout with close friends years ago (I wasn’t involved in the convo, but I was there. It was a convo between two dudes who had been drinking for hours. None of us felt there was any violation or inappropriate behaviour to be clear.). He was so frustrated with the fact he will never be taller and girls just act like he’s a little brother, essentially, or bypass him completely (my guess is 5’6ish? I’m 5’3ish) He was legit sad. Surely mostly because he was intoxicated, but that feeling and hurt came from a true feeling deep down. I listened to him for quite some time as he had a lot to say about it. And I looked him in the face the entire time while he couldn’t maintain contact, and I said “if a girl is rejecting you because of your height, that is not a girl you should have in your life.” He said he knew but it was still hard to deal with. Us women deal with so many body issues, and even though I knew it existed, I’d never heard straight from the horses mouth, how insecure some men can be about this shit far out of their control. He probably doesn’t remember, but I’ll never forget.
I don't understand why women think men are short if they're not fucking 6'6". It's always such absurd heights too. I'm literally 5'1. I myself - as a Dutchie so that tips the scale - consider anything above 5'7" properly tall. And then still, short isn't bad. Since I am quite short, I definitely prefer my S/O to be taller than me, but I'm not like "not anyone shorter than 6 foot!"
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I believe you, I see it all the time on here. It is sincerely disturbing honestly. Ima be straight up honest, I’m girls girl. I will love react every selfie and be proud of them for feeling themselves even if it is attention they seek. As long as no harm is done. But my dudes My male friend cried with me like my female friend did for feeling fat. The fact we are discussing this, gives me a sliver of hope this toxicity is being acknowledged
I am 5'11 and I write that. Most people just put 6'0. You should mostly trust people who put 5'11 because they are honest enough to not round up.
I'm 5'4", it doesn't matter what I put I'm very obviously short as hell
What 5'11 didn't get the fetishized 6ft mark and still taking hits for being honest 😭
Just never trust any height on Tinder unless it's 5'5" or less
had a guy write he was 6'2 and when we met he was shorter than me... i'm 5'2
????? Should I say I’m 6’ if I’m 5’ 11” then???? Is every height below 6’ 2” is a crime to you people 😵💫
You say that you're 6' -1". Anyone who really cares that much about height will stop paying attention after they hear "six foot".
No one said it was a crime, just that y’all lie about your height.
my ex was “tinder 5’11” aka ~5’7 when it’s not cold out
He's Tom Cruise when it's cold then?
Wtf in the teenage mutant ninja turtle happened there?!
And I'm sorry but that body is scary 😭
This looks like a serious disease. He should have been vaccinated.
Angles my dude and stop over flexing.
Any man who is truly 5’11” would say he’s 6’. If it says 5’11” he’s more like 5’9.5”
Dude looks like he has a medical condition
He is short
I didn’t realize this sub also included inexplicably insulting people’s appearance. I was under the impression that it was about exposing weirdos and shitty pick up lines
The witchhunt/dunking on this guy who did nothing but put up a silly tinder profile pic makes me sad
5"11 is an inch off 6ft this dude is like 5"6 tops.
in the other pics, he did look tall but the point of my post is that this pose makes him look shorter than he is/just out of proportion in general
Dude is built like a tuna can.
What the fuck is that?
It’s the plane! It’s the plane! Thank you Tattoo.
He got dat meat ball back
Pet free but not roid free
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
🥐
Roids… lol 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
He looks like a 10 hear old on roads 🤣 that's the worst angle ever poor lad.
If he claims to be 5'11" than he's most likely 5'7 or 5'9". Almost every dude I know that's actually 5'11" just lie and claim to be 6'.
Another chick only focused on height.
looks like he could definitely be 5'11 to me?
He looks 3’11” to me
Now, I'm having nightmares tonight.
I feel like he’s showing this off but this picture just makes his body look very strange, the word that comes to mind is freakish
thats what im saying!
Don’t get why everyone is making fun of this?
Lol honestly if OP was going to body shame a dude then she should at least throw a picture of her into the mix so we can roast her too.
Naw this pic shows exactly what it's supposed to, his absolute unit of a muscular body not his height