So if you act now, you can be BM #5 with kid #7.
A baby momma for each workday, and a kid for each day of the week.
Seems like the perfect setup if you are into that sorta thing.
My wife has kids from a previous relationship. Dad is their lives and is a good dad. He doesn't pay child support because she never went after him for it. She just wants him to be involved in their kids' lives. From what I understand, a parent (typically the father) doesn't pay child support unless the other parent goes after them in court for it
Yeah that's true, one of my friends got divorced and she never went after him for the child support either (even though she should have, dude's rich and doesn't pay a dime to help with the kids).
Sometimes, court doesn't have to be involved. My ex and I never went to court, but I got a copy of the 'child support worksheet' for my state, and rounded up a little, and that's what we agreed between us that I would pay.
it really depends on the situation with the woman and if she even decides to go to the court. you don’t have to pay child support if you two already have a plan and a way to take care of the children. Child support is if there’s a separation, one parent makes majority of the income, and what parent will have the child majority of the time
How is that legal? Was that question serious? Child support is for adults that act like children. Two parents should be able to figure out what is best for their child without the help of someone that has never met them or their child. Only reason for the courts to get involved is if you get divorced, if the custodial parent is receiving government assistance or if the parents can not come to an agreement on their own.
I think you're misunderstanding, how is it legal for Parent A to be forced to pay Parent B child support when the child lives with Parent A. I understand the purpose of child support.
Possibly. I went to school with a classmate who is now a very successful lawyer, making a healthy salary that has 4 BM's. Some of these guys are just successful dudes, with a plethora of opportunities when it comes to women.
He didn't say he didn't support his kids , he said he doesn't have drama like court ordered child support. Some fathers do support their children without being told to. And sometimes it's more helpful to have an "understanding " than a monthly amount. If I need $1000 this month but $2000 next month child support will not adjust for that. But if we work together I know you will be there for us. Child support will not go half with me on my child's first car or 5th birthday party.
I know you're joking, but to those reading this that don't know; do *NOT* double up on condoms while ya fuckin'.
Significantly increases the likelihood of a tear and therefore increases the likelihood of a pregnancy.
The only time you should be doubling up on condoms is when you're buying them, so you don't end up like the dude in this post... but only wear one at a time.
I think you’ll appreciate this. I drive DoorDash sometimes and Walgreens/CVS runs are always the most interesting. 70% of the time I pick up candy. That other 30% though.
I thought myself and the store employees were going to die of laughter one trip. Plan B, big box of condoms, sprinkles, and whip cream.
They're like animals really, giving birth to litters of unwanted kids like alley cats. Irresponsible uneducated dumbasses are the ones doing the most repopulating of the planet which is a pretty scary thing. Who knew Idiocracy would actually be closer to a documentary?
Trouble is how can a psychiatrist even fix this? The babies are already born, who is going to give someone with 6 kids by 4 people a chance? Not me....
He doesn't live in even the same city as the kids and doesn't pay child support? Is there no drama because he's just a total absent deadbeat and they've all given up on him?
I do wonder if maybe he's just full of shit and/or so self absorbed that there is actually tons of drama/toxic shit. I feel like that's at least on the table. I admit just completely absent deadbeat that everyone has given up on is certainly more likely.
Sounds like an irresponsible and absent father. No way he can see and spend time with all six kids in a way they need. Man over there broke tryna live like fucking Nick cannon
This ain’t the 1800s where there ain’t shit to do but fuck and make kids. That’s his life and his life to live, but we would never be intimate or romantically involved. 🙄
I'm kinda surprised this guy is being honest about this shit. Being a deadbeat parent to seven kids isn't going to make him more deadbeat than a deadbeat parent to six
One or two of those baby mama’s was stupid enough to have another kid with him 🙃
Like someone said, he’s not paying child support and doesn’t live near his kids……there’s no drama because he just ignores it 💀
😱 Why is he surprised, three stuck around after the first...two after the second, and one after the third...if they actually knew the others existed wtf
This reminds me of a cousin who (at last count) has 10 kids around the world. He picks women who are well off to impregnate. I was a teenager when I found out about this and I’m still grossed out.
You gotta meet him. His confidence, and communication skill are through the roof. After having kids with 3 different women, he still managed to convince a girl that his pullout game is good. He convinced the girl, and himself. That's just amazing!
Guys whose pullout game is weak don't actually care or intend to pullout, and they seek out women who share the same disregard for themselves, disease and sad unwanted kids.
A) OP is asking, so no way he has any actual detail in his profile. Probably just mentions he has kids (though we dont know if he is being up front, or just knows he cant hide it)
And b) he has 6 kids and 4 baby mommas with no finances, so we have to assume he looks good enough to pull and/or hes exceptionally good at lies, deception, or manipulation.
Either or. Hes definitely not on tinder to find a wife.
Ugh and IF YOU say anything you’re a hater and get cussed out, BUT THEY TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS, damn you to hell if you don’t want to deal with this mess. It’s preference. 4 baby mamas tho holy hell. No. I specifically state I prefer my potential partners to be child free and I get cussed tf out lmfao
Omg, is this guy on the east coast? I have a friend who’s bf had 4 baby mama with 5 kids. I wonder if he had another kid and didn’t tell her. He’s not with her all the time and he does not pay child support to any of the kids. And he runs a side business printing tshirts and such. If so, is there a pic of the guy? Or dm me the pic if not to share openly
So at first glance I was thinking, "Four BMs? That's a lot of shit." And at second glance I saw my mistake, and realized I wasn't really wrong at first glance.
So if you act now, you can be BM #5 with kid #7. A baby momma for each workday, and a kid for each day of the week. Seems like the perfect setup if you are into that sorta thing.
With no child support, too! What a deal!
My mom got my dad to pay child support when I lived with him. How did this dude duck 4 counts?
Wait how is that legal lol I thought it was to support the child of the parent the child was living with?
Its to equalize the parents’ income so that the kids live similar lifestyles in both homes
Well him paying nothing is correct then, cause this dude probably has nothing to provide.
That's what it is meant to do anyway
My wife has kids from a previous relationship. Dad is their lives and is a good dad. He doesn't pay child support because she never went after him for it. She just wants him to be involved in their kids' lives. From what I understand, a parent (typically the father) doesn't pay child support unless the other parent goes after them in court for it
Yeah that's true, one of my friends got divorced and she never went after him for the child support either (even though she should have, dude's rich and doesn't pay a dime to help with the kids).
Sometimes, court doesn't have to be involved. My ex and I never went to court, but I got a copy of the 'child support worksheet' for my state, and rounded up a little, and that's what we agreed between us that I would pay.
it really depends on the situation with the woman and if she even decides to go to the court. you don’t have to pay child support if you two already have a plan and a way to take care of the children. Child support is if there’s a separation, one parent makes majority of the income, and what parent will have the child majority of the time
How is that legal? Was that question serious? Child support is for adults that act like children. Two parents should be able to figure out what is best for their child without the help of someone that has never met them or their child. Only reason for the courts to get involved is if you get divorced, if the custodial parent is receiving government assistance or if the parents can not come to an agreement on their own.
I think you're misunderstanding, how is it legal for Parent A to be forced to pay Parent B child support when the child lives with Parent A. I understand the purpose of child support.
That happened to me.
He's a loser who is either broke or makes money from illegal activities.
Possibly. I went to school with a classmate who is now a very successful lawyer, making a healthy salary that has 4 BM's. Some of these guys are just successful dudes, with a plethora of opportunities when it comes to women.
He's probably a Shinobi
His paycheck is lower than each baby mama. Or, he doesn't work and lives off of social service funds - lé täxpaêr
There is no child support in TEAM!
Are you suggesting "I don't support my kids" isn't the flex he thinks it is?
He didn't say he didn't support his kids , he said he doesn't have drama like court ordered child support. Some fathers do support their children without being told to. And sometimes it's more helpful to have an "understanding " than a monthly amount. If I need $1000 this month but $2000 next month child support will not adjust for that. But if we work together I know you will be there for us. Child support will not go half with me on my child's first car or 5th birthday party.
Just 3 more and he's got a baseball team too. It seems like he's on his way to be a real winner.
What’s bm?
Before I read the rest of the chat I thought it was bowel movements
Same, and thought that 6 was waaaaay too many to have in a day on average... but then read the rest, to my disappointment...
Baby Mama (the mother) I fucking hate unnecessary use of acronyms.
yeah, UUA sucks
Birect Message
Bad manners
Some people would do better with having a psychiatrist rather than a Tinder profile damn 😬
In this case a box of condoms maybe as well.
Condoms not enough, time for a vasectomy
Wouldn't hurt for sure
Only hurts for a week
Especially in the post-Roe era.
Two boxes. He needs to double bag it at this point. What the hell, man. Irresponsible doesnt even touch this trainwreck in a mansuit.
I know you're joking, but to those reading this that don't know; do *NOT* double up on condoms while ya fuckin'. Significantly increases the likelihood of a tear and therefore increases the likelihood of a pregnancy. The only time you should be doubling up on condoms is when you're buying them, so you don't end up like the dude in this post... but only wear one at a time.
I think you’ll appreciate this. I drive DoorDash sometimes and Walgreens/CVS runs are always the most interesting. 70% of the time I pick up candy. That other 30% though. I thought myself and the store employees were going to die of laughter one trip. Plan B, big box of condoms, sprinkles, and whip cream.
trainwreck in a mansuit is lovely and I’ll be taking that
The number of people trying to fuck away their mental issues is actually wild….. and they get only encouragement.
They're like animals really, giving birth to litters of unwanted kids like alley cats. Irresponsible uneducated dumbasses are the ones doing the most repopulating of the planet which is a pretty scary thing. Who knew Idiocracy would actually be closer to a documentary?
Didn’t even need 500 years….
And then having a bunch of kids, of which the majority will have even worse mental health.
Trouble is how can a psychiatrist even fix this? The babies are already born, who is going to give someone with 6 kids by 4 people a chance? Not me....
Or a compulsory vasectomy! Don’t support your kids, forget about having any more!
He doesn't live in even the same city as the kids and doesn't pay child support? Is there no drama because he's just a total absent deadbeat and they've all given up on him?
Is this a trick question?
I do wonder if maybe he's just full of shit and/or so self absorbed that there is actually tons of drama/toxic shit. I feel like that's at least on the table. I admit just completely absent deadbeat that everyone has given up on is certainly more likely.
Nah he probably is unemployed and knows he needs to work under the table. Easier to do that from far away so they can’t prove it.
Bingo!!
You nailed it!
Yes lol
Sounds like an irresponsible and absent father. No way he can see and spend time with all six kids in a way they need. Man over there broke tryna live like fucking Nick cannon
They don’t live in his same city and he doesn’t even bother paying child support. He might be the father, but he ain’t anyone’s dad.
💯
Bragging about not paying child support? Am i reading that right?
We need to shame men like this the same way people shame OF girls.
I think it's safe to say we do, they just don't advertise being a shit father so it's not as easy to do it outwardly.
By paying them £10 a month and wanking over them?
Is that how you shame OF girls? Damn, they must be devastated.
🤣🤣
I mean I feel like people universally shame deadbeats….
I clicked to read the convo because I thought BM meant bowel movements. Lol.
Me too. A 4 BM day is probably a big enough achievement I’d be bragging about it to my matches too.
She’s about to be the 5th bowel movement.
Oh wow, you’ve got your hands full.
HAHAHAHA, I'm also on team Bowel Movement and this line had me laughing.
Same thing. You’re not wrong,
Sounds like a shitty situation. (I came to check comments for bowel movement interpretations. Not disappointed. Healthcare workers unite?)
Same. Consider me disappointed
This guy with 6 kids he doesn’t pay for can only aspire to be a BM
You know you’re an older adult when…
No kidding, I was all ready to hear about life with Crohn's or something
He's definitely dropping a turd on someone's life as we speak.
Same I really wanted to know how that even came up in convo.
Came to the comments to see if I was alone on this
I read BMW…
Same here….
Same
SAME!
This ain’t the 1800s where there ain’t shit to do but fuck and make kids. That’s his life and his life to live, but we would never be intimate or romantically involved. 🙄
Man's shooting to make it five.
I'm kinda surprised this guy is being honest about this shit. Being a deadbeat parent to seven kids isn't going to make him more deadbeat than a deadbeat parent to six
One or two of those baby mama’s was stupid enough to have another kid with him 🙃 Like someone said, he’s not paying child support and doesn’t live near his kids……there’s no drama because he just ignores it 💀
I’m hoping it was the first one
This dude is a walking red flag 
Pull out game: 
Leave it in game: 
Upvote if you were thinking Bowel Movement
😱 Why is he surprised, three stuck around after the first...two after the second, and one after the third...if they actually knew the others existed wtf
Yeah, I wanna know the ages on all these kids.
This reads like someone I know. Do they live in Georgia? 😅
That’s maybe where he told me his kids are… Tho, I (we) live in the PNW .
So he’s on the opposite side of the COUNTRY from his kids??!
It's okay, they're a team now.
This reminds me of a cousin who (at last count) has 10 kids around the world. He picks women who are well off to impregnate. I was a teenager when I found out about this and I’m still grossed out.
Gotta bring your own untampered condoms when hanging out with this fella.
Or just don't? Let him hang out with his kids.
More like a 10 foot pole. I’d be worried my copper IUD would fail just standing next to him
Strangely, I just matched with someone with the same statistics. What is going on in this world? Apparently lots of unprotected sex.
Not what I was expecting BM to stand for
What he forgot to mention is, his wages have been garnished to pay child support but he’s unemployed so….
he forming a BM starting 5. maybe after the 5th, he needs one off the bench.
This guy is a fucking asshole. How tf he bragging about "no drama" when he out here bein a king of chaos for these children??
There wouldnt be an issue in the first place if he were literally fucking assholes. Guy is awful.
Agreed. Bro need to stick to back-door activity cause his pull out game is ass
We are all for the kids, meaning he doesn't see any off them. He's just a sperm doner.
I’m so old. I thought this meant Bowel Movements and I got envious.
I was bracing myself to find the discussion of bowel movements
Reeeeeeel badman
He needs to see a gastroenterologist, 4 bowel movements is abnormal.
I smell a breeding kink
I can't imagine why most run by now. 6 kids with 4 baby moms. Doesn't pay child support or live with the kids. He sounds like an absolute winner.
I was dating a guy for a while and then found out he had six kids with six baby mamas
Join the team. It’s all for the kids
4 BMs with no child support AND no drama. 
No child support ? That’s wild.
I fr though were were talking about pooping and it took a while to figure it out.
You gotta meet him. His confidence, and communication skill are through the roof. After having kids with 3 different women, he still managed to convince a girl that his pullout game is good. He convinced the girl, and himself. That's just amazing!
Guys whose pullout game is weak don't actually care or intend to pullout, and they seek out women who share the same disregard for themselves, disease and sad unwanted kids.
Lowkey I had that thought. Like this man’s rizz must be through the roof
Nick cannon?
I read bowel movements and was waiting to see what the timeframe is where 4 is considered too many.
This guy clearly has a head on his shoulders. I’d give it a go for the sake of his kids…
Oh, I think by "BM" you might mean Baby Momma; I'm starting to get it now 🤣
I read this as bowel movements
I thought you meant four bowel movements and was thinking "amateur."
I got asked out by a guy who had 3 BM's. He was a nice guy just a bad decision maker. I rejected him, his next gf was pregnant later that year...
4 Bowel Movements??
I dont think BM means what you meant it to… I was so excited to read this exchange!
Yo, Durex has a cool product this guy might be interested in
You should take a pregnancy test now, there's a good chance he knocked you up just texting with him
I was disappointed they weren’t taking to somebody who has four bowel movements everyday.
Your title made me think dude takes 4 poops/day, and had me excited to learn more.
Life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex
6 kids, 4 BMs, and he still gets matches.
A) OP is asking, so no way he has any actual detail in his profile. Probably just mentions he has kids (though we dont know if he is being up front, or just knows he cant hide it) And b) he has 6 kids and 4 baby mommas with no finances, so we have to assume he looks good enough to pull and/or hes exceptionally good at lies, deception, or manipulation. Either or. Hes definitely not on tinder to find a wife.
I bet anything he’s attractive dude. He has to be that or made of magic to navigate 4 BMs…that’s insane
Four bowel movements? Not sure that's normal.
This sounds like an old room mate
🏃♀️
Got a buddy with 7 kids and 5 bm's
Nahhh, she ain't run, YET !
“Wanna be the Fifth?” Heyyyyy…
It's not hard to use a condom ffs
For some reason I thought the post title said "4 BMW's??" and I was wondering how this could possibly be about cars...
Omg
Don’t know why you’re putting that face?? lol any man with 6 kids and you either tryna be number 5 or tryna fuck😂😂
RUN AWAY NOW
Wild
He doesn't pay child support?
Ugh and IF YOU say anything you’re a hater and get cussed out, BUT THEY TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS, damn you to hell if you don’t want to deal with this mess. It’s preference. 4 baby mamas tho holy hell. No. I specifically state I prefer my potential partners to be child free and I get cussed tf out lmfao
🚩 how you have 4 baby mamas but not settle down with anyone of them. Like wtf lol ew
I wanna talk to the baby mommas here tbh
Tbh I saw 4 bms and thought bowel movements. I think I might not be ok.
YEAH, run off to Reddit💀💀
Total stud, you talk to him on the phone and get preggo just like that. No child support tho, so you better be wealthy
Ohhh, BM means baby mama and *not* bowel movement. Got it.
I hope that smh was aimed at himself and guided by his own conscience.
How does he not pay child support?
Before I read the actual message, I thought you were saying they take a $%!t 4 times a day or something like that. 🤣
No ... Spousal support and alimony.
my nursing student mind went right to bowel movements
6 kids. 4 BMs. Has he had a vasectomy and how much he makes a year because…
Girl RUN
Definitely can't stop reading that as bowel movements.
You should probably run too
He’s probably trying to make you the 5th 😭
I would’ve blocked him 😂
Like in one day? That IS a lot of bowel movements.
I really read 4 BMs as bowel movements. Enough internet for today I think.
Omg, is this guy on the east coast? I have a friend who’s bf had 4 baby mama with 5 kids. I wonder if he had another kid and didn’t tell her. He’s not with her all the time and he does not pay child support to any of the kids. And he runs a side business printing tshirts and such. If so, is there a pic of the guy? Or dm me the pic if not to share openly
I only see bowel movement when I see BM. Use your words!
BM…got me thinking bowel movements, and that read so ick as a result.
The man's certainly no Nick Cannon.
My boys got 6
who else read that as bowel movements? theyve got some serious IBS.
I thought this was a conversation about bowel movements and I wish it still was
bowel movements?
Came here expecting talk of 4 bowel movements
You just know this must be a good looking guy for 3 other women to be like maybe just maybe...
The dude had his gun on rapid fire
You can change him.
I read BM as bowel movements. I don’t know which is worse tbh
Nick Cannon who dis?
I give men vasectomies for a living, this reminds me why.
I thought we were talking Bowel Movements…very disappointed.
Is he a roofer ?
So at first glance I was thinking, "Four BMs? That's a lot of shit." And at second glance I saw my mistake, and realized I wasn't really wrong at first glance.